RuPaul's Drag Race 2x2

1. - PREVIOUSLY ONRuPAUL'S DRAG RACE...

2. - HEY!

3. - SAHARA AND I HAVE BEEN FRIENDS FOREVER.

4. - I HOPE THAT I DON'T FALL INTO THAT ROLE OF BABYSITTING

5. WHEN I SHOULD BE REALLY, LIKE, CUTTING THEIR BRA-STRAPS.

6. - YOU MUST CREATE YOUR BEST DRAG LOOK

7. USING JUST THESE CURTAINS.

8. - OOH-HOO-HOO-HOO!

9. - YOU HAVE A CHILD?

10. - I DO HAVE A SON.

11. MY SON IS LIKE MY MAJOR MOTIVATION

12. FOR WINNING THIS COMPETITION.

13. - ALL RIGHT!

14. - SHE IS THROWING SOME SERIOUS SHADE.

15. MORGAN McMICHAELS,

16. YOU ARE THE WINNER OF THIS CHALLENGE.

17. YOU WILL RECEIVE IMMUNITY.

18. - I DON'T FUCKIN' LIKE BEING JUST SAFE.

19. - MYSTIQUE, BASED ON YOUR UNFORGETTABLE PRESENTATION,

20. I'M GIVING YOU A GET-OUT-OF-JAIL-FREE CARD.

21. SAHARA DAVENPORT. SHANGELA.

22. THE TIME HAS COME

23. FOR YOU TO LIP-SYNC

24. FOR YOUR LIFE.

25. - OH!

26. - SAHARA DAVENPORT.

27. SHANTE, YOU STAY.

28. SHANGELA, SASHAYAWAY.

29. - AND TONIGHT...

30. - TODAY, I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU

31. A CHANCE TO STREET-WALK A MILE IN MY SHOES.

32. - ... WIGS WILL FLY—

33. - YOU STUCK ME WITH THESE FUCKIN' BITCHES.

34. - ... AND HEADS WILL TURN.

35. OHH!

36. - I THINK WE MIGHT BE IN TROUBLE.

37. - HELP ME?

38. - ... WITH EXTRA-SPECIAL GUEST JUDGES

39. KIM COLES AND DITA VON TEESE.

40. - THE WINNER OFRuPAUL'S DRAG RACE

41. WILL RECEIVE

42. A LIFETIME SUPPLY OFNYX COSMETICS

43. AND BE THE FACE OFNYXCOSMETICS.COM,

44. AN EXCLUSIVE ONE-YEAR P.R. CONTRACT

45. WITH THE LEADING L.G.B.T. FIRM, PROJECT PUBLICITY,

46. BE FEATURED INL.A. EYEWORKS'

47. LEGENDARY DESIGNER EYEWEAR CAMPAIGN,

48. AND HEADLINE LOGO'S "DRAG RACE" TOUR,

49. FEATURING EXCEPTIONALABSOLUT DRINKS...

50. AND A CASH PRIZE OF $25,000!

51. AND MAY THE BEST... WOMANWIN!

52. - WALKING INTO THE WORKROOM THIS MORNING WAS A LITTLE WEIRD,

53. 'CAUSE WE DIDN'T HAVE SHANGELA WITH US.

54. - SAHARA!

55. - YES, DARLING?

56. - HERE'S SHANGELA'S FACE.

57. - AWW!

58. - WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH IT?

59. - TRYING TO TAKE THE ATTITUDE THAT IT'S A CLEAN SLATE,

60. TRYING NOT TO HAVE THE WEIGHT OF WHAT HAPPENED THE OTHER NIGHT

61. ON MY SHOULDERS.

62. - SHE'S GONE, SO...

63. WE WON'T NEED THIS ANY MORE.

64. THIS IS NOW MY STATION, GUYS.

65. - OOH, GIRL! YOU GOT SHE-MAIL!

66. GOOD MORNING, RACERS.

67. IT'S RuPAUL HERE,

68. WITH YOUR DRAG-U-WEATHER FORECAST.

69. - ALL RIGHT!

70. - THIS WEEK WE CAN EXPECT A HIGH-PRESSURE SYSTEM

71. FOLLOWED BY

72. STORMS OF "HELL, NO! OH, NO, SHE DIDN'T!"

73. AND "WHAT YOU CALL ME, BITCH?"

74. BUT, BEFORE THIS WEEK IS OVER,

75. I GUARANTEE, WITH 100% ACCURACY,

76. SOMEBODY IN HERE IS GONNA MAKE IT RAIN.

77. ALL RIGHT? OKAY?

78. - "MAKE IT RAIN?" - "RAIN?"

79. - HEY, GIRLS!

80. - NOW, TODAY I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU A CHANCE

81. TO STREET-WALK A MILE IN MY SHOES.

82. OH, DEAR!

83. TODAY'S MINI-CHALLENGE IS A MAKEOVER,

84. WHERE YOU'LL BE TURNING A LADY INTO A TRAMP.

85. THE LADY IN QUESTION... IS ME—

86. - OOH!

87. - OR, AS I LIKE TO SAY...

88. "MINI-RU."

89. NOW, AS YOU GIRLS SEE,

90. THERE ARE ONLY SIX SUPERMODEL DOLLS,

91. SO YOU'LL BE WORKING IN PAIRS...

92. AND THERE'S AN ODD NUMBER OF YOU,

93. WHICH MEANS ONE PERSON WILL BE WORKING ALONE.

94. NOW TAKE A MOMENT, CHOOSE A PARTNER.

95. - WE'LL DO IT TOGETHER.

96. - THE ATLANTA GIRLS ARE WORKING TOGETHER?

97. - LET'S DO IT. - HELL, YEAH.

98. - RAVEN AND MORGAN.

99. - NEW YORK! - NEW YORK? OKAY, YEAH.

100. TYRA AND JUJUBEE.

101. JESSICA AND TATIANA.

102. - I'M ALONE.

103. - MYSTIQUE WORKS ALONE!

104. - ALWAYS.

105. - LADIES, YOU'LL HAVE 30 MINUTES FOR YOUR MAKEOVER.

106. FEEL FREE TO USE THE MATERIALS WE'VE PROVIDED,

107. AND WHEN I RETURN,

108. I WANT TO SEE THESE LITTLE LADIES

109. TURNED INTO SIX BAD GIRLS

110. THAT WORK HARD FOR THE MONEY,

111. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

112. ARE YOU READY?

113. SET.

114. GO!

115. - MY NUMBER-ONE GOAL

116. WAS TO GRAB THE WHOLE PLATE OF FABRIC.

117. - TYRA AND I ENDED UP WITH MOST OF THE STUFF.

118. - WE HAD GOT WHAT WE WANTED,

119. AND THEN LET EVERYONE GET OUR SLOPPY SECONDS.

120. - WE DID NOT GET LEFT WITH NOTHIN'.

121. I GOT, LIKE, ONE HANDFUL OF SCRAPS.

122. - OH, MY GOD.

123. - 30 MINUTES, BITCH.

124. - THINK HER HEEL SHOULD BE BROKEN?

125. - DEFINITELY, YEAH.

126. - WHAT ABOUT THESE BOOTS?

127. - I THINK SHE NEEDS HOOKER HEELS.

128. - BUT I THINK HOOKERS OUT THERE WITH BOOTS ON.

129. - I LOVE WORKING WITH TYRA..

130. BUT SOMETIMES HE JUST KIND OF WANTS TO DO

131. WHAT TYRA WANTS TO DO.

132. - THE PURSE SHOULD MATCH THE SHOES.

133. - NO, IT SHOULDN'T MATCH THE SHOES, DIVA.

134. - THESE ARE NOT HEELS, THESE ARE RHINESTONES.

135. - SHE'S TUCKED REAL GOOD.

136. - I THINK WHAT I'M GONNA MISS MOST BEING HERE

137. AND NOT IN ATLANTA

138. IS THE FACT THAT I WON'T BE ABLE TO SPEND DAY-TO-DAY TIME

139. WITH MY SON, LUCAS, WHO'S THREE AND A HALF,

140. AND I MISS HIM... WE PLAY EVERY DAY.

141. HELLO, DOLLY!

142. - UH-OH! - WHOA!

143. - WHERE'S THE GLITTER?

144. WHERE'S THE GLITTER, WHERE'S THE GLITTER?

145. - YOU USED ALL MY GLITTER, YOU GIRL.

146. - GIRL, I'M SORRY. WHAT...

147. - GLUE THESE SHOES ON.

148. - OKAY, LADIES!

149. TIME'S UP!

150. IT IS TIME TO REVEAL YOUR MAKEOVERS.

151. - I GOT "SHAQUANDA" HERE.

152. - UH-HUH.

153. - I CALL HER A BROKE-DOWN STRIPPER.

154. WHEN SHE WANT TO BE NAUGHTY,

155. ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS TURN HER AROUND,

156. SHE'S READY FOR ACCESS. - NICE!

157. - GOT A NICE LITTLE ROSE TATTOO.

158. - TATIANA AND JESSICA.

159. - THIS IS BOTH OF US.

160. SHE'S GOT MY EYES, BUT HER LIPS.

161. - WHAT IS THIS DOLL'S NAME?

162. - "WILD WHORE."

163. "WILD WHORE!"

164. - PANDORA AND SAHARA?

165. - OUR GIRL IS CALLED "SHAFREEFORAL."

166. SHE'S HAD A LITTLE BIT OF A ROUGH NIGHT.

167. SHE HAS LOST HER SHOE.

168. HER OTHER HEEL IS BROKEN,

169. BUT SHE STILL HAS THE HEEL IN HER HAND,

170. SO SHE'S NOT— HASN'T LOST IT.

171. - IT'S A BITCH. - YES.

172. - SONIQUE AND NICOLE PAIGE BROOKS?

173. - WELL, YOU SAID IT COULD BE A BAD GIRL,

174. SO THE BADDEST BITCH WE KNOW

175. IS MY DRAG MOTHER SHAWNNA BROOKS,

176. SO SHE'S STYLED AFTER HER.

177. - WOW, LOOK AT THAT.

178. - YES. WITH THE MATCHING BOOTS AND ALWAYS ONE TITTY UP.

179. - TYRA AND JUJUBEE?

180. - THIS IS "CHERRY."

181. - OH, "CHERRY." OH, WOW.

182. AND SHE HAS ONE TOOTH MISSING. THAT'S OKAY, GIRL.

183. IS THAT A SKIRT?

184. - UM, IT'S A "SKORT."

185. - LOOK, SHE IS DEALING CRACK BACK HERE!

186. - MORE HAIR TO COMB, MORE CHEEKS TO POWDER.

187. - THAT'S ALL IT IS, THAT'S WHAT WE TELL HER.

188. - MORGAN AND RAVEN?

189. - THIS IS "LADY MAYHEM" FROM THE HOUSE OF CHAOS.

190. GORGEOUS! LOOK HOW CUTE THAT IS!

191. - JUST A LITTLE TINY THONG WITH A NICE SEQUIN STRAP.

192. - ALL RIGHT, LADIES. THAT WAS QUITE THE SHOW.

193. THE WINNING TEAM IS...

194. PANDORA BOX AND SAHARA DAVENPORT.

195. "MISS SHAFREEFORAL!"

196. - "SHAFREEFORAL" WON!

197. - CONGRATULATIONS, GIRLS.

198. NOW...

199. THIS WEEK'S MAIN STAGE CHALLENGE

200. IS INSPIRED BY MY FEATURE FILM, STARBOOTY,

201. WHERE I PLAY AN UNDERCOVER HUSS-SLUT.

202. - WORD! HOLLA! HEY!

203. - ... AND A "DIVA" IS A FEMALE VERSION

204. OF A HUSS-SLUT.

205. THIS IS YOUR CHANCE

206. TO UNLEASH YOUR INNER-"PUSSYCAT DOLL."

207. AND TO SHOW US

208. THAT YOU CAN USE YOUR BRAINS AND YOUR BEAUTY

209. TO MAKE IT RAIN.

210. IN TWO TEAMS,

211. YOU'LL BE COMPETING AS BURLESQUE DANCERS.

212. YOU'LL BE JUDGED ON YOUR ABILITY

213. TO WORK AS AN INDIVIDUAL ANDIN A GROUP.

214. PANDORA, SAHARA,

215. SINCE YOU WON THE MINI-CHALLENGE,

216. YOU ARE TEAM CAPTAINS.

217. PANDORA, WHO DO YOU PICK FIRST?

218. - UM, MORGAN.

219. - OOH, YAY.

220. - SAHARA? - JESSICA.

221. - JESSICA!

222. - SONIQUE.

223. - JUJUBEE.

224. - RAVEN.

225. - THEY WAS GOING AFTER THE GIRLS

226. WHO WERE SKINNY AND GOT THEIR NECK IN.

227. I'M NOT ALL "OMIGOD, THEY DIDN'T PICK ME—"

228. CRY-CRY-CRY.

229. NO, IT'S NOT MY PERSONALITY. THIS AIN'T HIGH SCHOOL.

230. - TYRA. - TYRA.

231. - I WANTED TO BE IN PANDORA'S GROUP.

232. SHE HAD ALL THE TALL SKINNY PRETTY BITCHES.

233. - TATIANA.

234. - TATIANA!

235. - SAHARA, YOUR CHOICE.

236. - I'M GOING TO GO WITH MYSTIQUE.

237. - IT'S ALL ABOUT THE TITTIES.

238. - AND THAT LEAVES...

239. - ... NICOLE PAIGE BROOKS.

240. - SAVE THE BEST FOR LAST.

241. I WAS PICKED LAST,

242. WHICH I WAS REALLY SURPRISED ABOUT, TO BE HONEST.

243. - NICOLE WAS LEFT LAST

244. 'CAUSE THIS IS A SEXY CONTEST AND SHE'S NOT SEXY.

245. - IN A MOMENT,

246. YOU'LL MEET TWO TOP BURLESQUE PERFORMERS.

247. THEY'RE GOING TO GIVE YOU A CRASH COURSE IN POLE DANCING—

248. WITH POLES PROVIDED BY PLATINUM STAGES.

249. PLUS, EACH TEAM WILL BE RESPONSIBLE

250. FOR STYLING YOUR BURLESQUE OUTFITS,

251. USING MATERIALS COURTESY OF MICHAEL LEVINE FABRICS.

252. GENTLEMEN...

253. START YOUR ENGINES...

254. AND MAY THE BEST WOMAN WIN.

255. - WE'RE GOING TO GO WITH ONE PRINT,

256. BECAUSE THEY DON'T MATCH, THEY DON'T SPEAK.

257. - I KNOW THEY DON'T SPEAK, BUT IT FITS.

258. A GIRL IN THIS ON STAGE,

259. A GIRL IN THIS, A GIRL IN THIS,

260. A GIRL IN THIS, AND THEN ANOTHER GIRL IN THAT,

261. AND THAT'LL GO FINE, YOU GET WHAT I'M SAYING?

262. - I DON'T LIKE THAT, I WANT US ALL TO BE IN THE SAME.

263. WE'RE GOING TO ALL BE IN THE SAME.

264. - NOW GUYS, WE REALLY NEED TO WORK AS A TEAM,

265. 'CAUSE I'M GOING TO GET FRUSTRATED.

266. - TYRA WAS BEING DIFFICULT.

267. "I WANT THIS, I WANT THIS."

268. IT'S ALL ABOUT HER.

269. - CAN I SAY SOMETHING, TEAM CAPTAIN?

270. - SURE, WHAT IS IT, DARLING?

271. - THIS RED FABRIC THAT YOU CHOSE?

272. - UH-HUH.

273. - IT'S SHIT, LIKE REALLY SHITTY.

274. - TYRA.

275. - DO YOU GUYS NEED AN EXTRA PERSON IN YOUR GROUP?

276. - WE'RE TIRED OF ALL YOUR BITCHING OUT THERE.

277. - PANDORA. - YEAH?

278. - DO YOU NOT LIKE ME TO CHOOSING TO BE IN YOUR GROUP?

279. I WAS HOPING AND PRAYING THAT YOU WOULD CHOOSE ME.

280. - I'M SORRY.

281. - NOW LOOK, YOU STUCK ME WITH THESE FUCKING BITCHES.

282. - OH, MY GOD...

283. I'M IN A GROUP WITH, LIKE, SATAN'S BABY.

284. - OUR CHALLENGE IS TO CREATE A BURLESQUE ACT,

285. WE'RE GETTING POLE DANCING LESSONS.

286. - TODAY WE'RE GOING TO BE TEACHING YOU A FEW BASIC TRICKS.

287. - OH, LAWD... HERE WE GO!

288. - GORGEOUS.

289. - THERE WAS A LOT OF VAGINA IN MY FACE.

290. I WAS LIKE...

291. - LADIES, THIS IS "DROPPING IT LIKE IT'S HOT."

292. - OH... MY... GOD.

293. - HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO DO THAT?

294. IT DOESN'T MOVE ON ME!

295. - WELL, SO WHO WANTS TO GET STARTED?

296. ANY VOLUNTEERS?

297. - I'M A FLEXIBLE BITCH

298. THAT CAN DROP IT LIKE IT'S HOT.

299. WE GONNA GET ON A POLE

300. AND DO AN UPSIDE-DOWN BUTTERFLY,

301. JUST HAVE FUN WITH IT.

302. - OH, YEAH. OH, YEAH! OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

303. OH...

304. - WOW!

305. - VERY GOOD.

306. - WOO! AHH.

307. - WOW!

308. - THAT AIN'T SEXY! I WANT TO TRY THAT AGAIN.

309. YOUR TITTIES ARE DISTRACTING ME.

310. - I'M SO SORRY! THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE THERE FOR...

311. - NICOLE IS REALLY SEXY AND REALLY SEXUAL,

312. SO I'M NOT REALLY WORRIED ABOUT BEING, YOU KNOW, A TEASE,

313. 'CAUSE THAT'S KIND OF WHAT I DO.

314. - RELEASE AND SPIN.

315. MUCH BETTER.

316. VERY GOOD, SEE? THAT WAS AWESOME!

317. - NICOLE CANNOT BRING SEXY BACK.

318. - ANYBODY ELSE?

319. - C'MON, GIRL.

320. - TYRA, GO! NUH-UH, TYRA, GO!

321. - I CANNOT DO THAT.

322. - YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING.

323. - THE WAY THAT I LEARN IS BY WATCHING OTHERS DO IT.

324. I'M NOT GOING TO GET UP THERE

325. AND JUST USE SOMEONE ELSE'S IDEAS.

326. - I'M THE GROUP LEADER,

327. AND WE ALL KNOW THAT THE GROUP LEADER

328. IS THE FIRST ONE TO GO DOWN.

329. SO I AM JUST HOPING AND PRAYING

330. THAT EVERYONE PULLS THROUGH, ESPECIALLY MISS TYRA.

331. - NOW HOW YOU GUYS FEEL ABOUT THE DANCING?

332. Y'ALL GONNA BE OKAY WITH THAT?

333. - I FEEL LIKE A WHORE-SLUT.

334. - IS THAT A BAD THING?

335. - YES, THAT'S A BAD THING.

336. - BUT YOU'RE A BAD GIRL, REMEMBER?

337. - BUT I'M A BAD GIRL, I'M NOT A BAD SLUT.

338. - I FEEL THAT POLE DANCING IS KIND OF A LITTLE HO-ISH.

339. - I THINK WE SHOULD JUST BE VERY POSITIVE ABOUT IT,

340. AND LET IT ALL COME TOGETHER.

341. - IT'S FINE, AS LONG AS EVERYONE COOPERATES.

342. THERE'S NO "I" IN TEAM AFTER ALL, RIGHT?

343. - BUT THERE'S A "ME," GIRL.

344. - SO FAR I'M NOT QUITE CLICKIN' WITH THE CHOREOGRAPHY,

345. JUST 'CAUSE I WANT SOMEONE TO REALLY, LIKE,

346. SLOW IT DOWN FOR ME SO I GET IT.

347. - PANDORA'S JUST KIND OF STANDING OFF TO THE SIDE.

348. SHE'S NOT REALLY DOING MUCH.

349. SO I TELL MORGAN, "GIRL, YOU SHOULD CHOREOGRAPH THIS."

350. - I'M NOT TRYING TO BE BITCHY,

351. BUT IF YOU WANT, LIKE, CHOREOGRAPHY DONE,

352. LIKE, LET US DO IT.

353. THERE WAS A LOT OF CONFUSION GOING ON

354. AND THE TIME WAS RUNNING OUT.

355. - I'M NOT READING YOU BY ANY MEANS,

356. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? LIKE, IT'S SO CONFUSING.

357. - YEAH, I MEAN, I'M GOING TO CHOREOGRAPH,

358. I'M JUST TRYING TO SET UP THE BEGINNING, THAT'S IT.

359. I WENT INTO SHUT-DOWN MODE FOR A LITTLE BIT

360. BECAUSE EVERYBODY WAS JUST TALKING

361. AND IT WAS VERY FRUSTRATING AND IRRITATING.

362. I WAS LIKE, OH, CHRIST.

363. - THE TWO WEAKEST PEOPLE SHOULD BE IN THE BACK THEN.

364. - OKAY. YEP. - THAT'S JUST AN OPINION.

365. - OKAY. WELL, LET'S JUST PRACTICE THIS,

366. AND THEN AS WE FIGURE OUT WHO THE WEAKEST IS,

367. WE'LL MOVE THEM AROUND.

368. - OKAY, LET'S TRY THIS. READY?

369. - NOW I CAN BE A BIGGER BITCH.

370. - SO CAN I, GIRL.

371. - MISS TYRA DECIDES THAT SHE CAN'T REHEARSE IN HEELS.

372. - YOU GONNA HAVE ME REHEARSE LIKE THIS,

373. OR ARE YOU GONNA HAVE ME COMPLAINING THAT MY FEET HURT?

374. I KNOW HOW MY BODY WORKS.

375. - FIVE... SIX, SEVEN... EIGHT.

376. - I'M JUST SITTING BACK.

377. I'M PUTTING EVERYTHING TOGETHER IN MY HEAD.

378. I'M SAYING, "OKAY, GIRL, DO THIS" AND "DO THAT."

379. LIKE IF THEY ASK ME NOW, "GIRL, DO THE ROUTINE,"

380. I WOULD DO IT,

381. AND I WOULD DO IT BETTER THAN WHAT THEY DID IN THERE.

382. - WE NEED TO PICK A COLOUR THAT'S GONNA—

383. - WELL, IF THEY'RE NOT USING THIS,

384. I THINK WE SHOULD USE THIS.

385. IT'S THE MOST COLOURFUL AND IT'S JUST SITTING HERE.

386. - DO WE NEED TO FIND OUT FOR SURE IF THEY'RE NOT USING THAT?

387. - UNLESS WE— NO, YEAH.

388. - NO, THEY SAID THEY'RE DONE. THEY'RE DOING THAT, RIGHT THERE.

389. - THIS'LL BE HOT.

390. - I THINK THIS IS GONNA POP WITH BLACK, I REALLY DO.

391. - HEY, THAT'S OUR FABRIC.

392. SHE JUST TOOK ALL OUR FABRIC.

393. - BECAUSE IT'S OUR FABRIC, HONEY.

394. - I COULD'VE SWORE YOU GUYS SAID YOU WERE DONE WITH YOUR FABRIC.

395. - NO, WE HAD ALL OUR FABRIC OVER HERE THAT WE WERE USING.

396. SORRY YOU MISUNDERSTOOD.

397. - NO, THERE WAS NO MISUNDERSTANDING.

398. I HAVE EARS, AND THEY HEAR VERY WELL.

399. - NO ONE'S HERE TO SHARE.

400. WE'RE NOT HERE TO HELP.

401. WE'RE NOT EVEN HERE TO BE FRIENDS.

402. - DID YOU NEED THIS FABRIC?

403. WELL, DO YOU NEED IT, OR DO YOU NOT NEED IT?

404. - OKAY.

405. - YOU OWE ME ONE. - THANK YOU, DARLING.

406. - CUTE, BY THE WAY, I LOVE THEM.

407. - ARE YOU TRYING TO BE FIERCE TO ME, MISS TATI?

408. - NO! I THINK THEY'RE CUTE!

409. - MAKIN' SURE, GIRL, JUST MAKIN' SURE.

410. - YOU THINK A LOT, DON'T YOU?

411. BUT YOU THINK WRONG, ALL THE TIME.

412. YOU SHOULD THINK HARDER. THANK YOU.

413. - HI! HELLO-HELLO-HELLO!

414. WOW, LOOK AT THIS.

415. HOW'S IT GOING SO FAR?

416. - UH, I THINK IT'S GOING GOOD.

417. - AND DO YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'RE REALLY THE LEADER?

418. - UM, I DIDN'T, AT A CERTAIN POINT, NO.

419. I THINK THAT THERE'S JUST A LOT OF STRONG PERSONALITIES.

420. - REALLY? HERE?

421. - JUST A FEW!

422. - AMONG DRAG QUEENS?

423. - DO YOU FEEL AS THOUGH

424. YOU'VE BEEN AN EFFECTIVE LEADER FOR YOUR TEAM?

425. - MOST DEFINITELY.

426. I THINK THE END RESULT WILL SHOW THAT AS WELL.

427. - SO YOU'RE OKAY THAT ONE OF YOUR TEAM MEMBERS

428. IS OVER THERE SLEEPING?

429. ARE YOU WORRIED?

430. - I AM, I AM WORRIED, BUT WHAT AM I TO DO?

431. - WELL, IT'S, YOU KNOW... HARD OUT THERE FOR A PIMP.

432. - [SING-SONG]: DON'T WAKE HER UP. SHE'LL SCREAM.

433. TYRA, SWEETIE?

434. DARLIN'?

435. SWEETIE-PIE...

436. YOU TIRED?

437. WHY ARE YOU SO TIRED?

438. - I DON'T KNOW.

439. RU WOKE ME UP. I'M LIKE, "SHIT."

440. - NOW, WHY DO YOU THINK EVERYBODY ELSE IS SO BUSY,

441. BUT YOU HAVE TIME TO NAP?

442. - UM, THEY'RE HOT-GLUING.

443. - UH-HUH.

444. - AND I SEWED,

445. AND IT TOOK ME LIKE FIVE MINUTES TO MAKE MY COSTUME.

446. - YOU KNOW, YOU WILL BE JUDGED ON NOT ONLY YOUR INDIVIDUAL,

447. BUT HOW WELL YOU WORK WITH THE GROUP.

448. - I'M GOOD. PERFECTLY FINE.

449. I DON'T HAVE ANY DOUBT.

450. - ALL RIGHT. GET BACK TO BED.

451. ALL RIGHT, GIRLS!

452. ONE LAST THING BEFORE I GO...

453. NOW I'M GOING TO TAKE YOU ALL

454. ON A LITTLE FIELD TRIP TOMORROW TO DRAGONFLY.

455. IT'S A HOT HOLLYWOOD CLUB

456. WHERE YOU'LL BE PERFORMING YOUR MAIN CHALLENGE

457. IN FRONT OF AN AUDIENCE OF 100% GRADE-"A" MEN.

458. BEEF, HONEY. BEEF!

459. NOW I WANT YOU TO MAKE SURE

460. TO BRING YOUR CHARISMA, UNIQUENESS,

461. NERVE, AND TALENT.

462. BYE, Y'ALL. SEEYA.

463. BYE!

464. - I'M EXCITED TO GET OUT,

465. AND IT'LL BE A ROOMFUL OF MEN.

466. I CAN'T FUCKIN' WAIT.

467. - HEY, GIRLS.

468. WELCOME TO DRAGONFLY.

469. THIS WEEK, SANTINO, MERLE, AND I

470. ARE JOINED BY OUR SPECIAL GUEST JUDGES.

471. ONE OF MY FAVOURITE FUNNY LADIES,

472. KIM COLES IS HERE!

473. AND OUR EXTRA-SPECIAL GUEST JUDGE,

474. THE QUEEN OF BURLESQUE, DITA VON TEESE.

475. - NOW IN A MOMENT, THE TEAM THAT MAKES THE MOST MONEY

476. WILL BE SAFE FROM ELIMINATION THIS WEEK,

477. AND THE GIRL ON THAT TEAM WHO EARNS THE MOST

478. WILL BE THE WINNER.

479. BUT, FIRST, WHAT WOULD RuPAUL'S DRAG RACEBE

480. WITHOUT A LITTLE TWIST?

481. TODAY...

482. YOU'LL HAVE TWO WAYS TO EARN THOSE DOLLARS, HONEY.

483. WHILE ONE TEAM IS WORKING ON THIS STAGE,

484. THE OTHER WILL BE SELLING IT ON THE STREETS...

485. YOU HEAR THAT, TYRA?

486. NOT YOU, I'M TALKING ABOUT TYRA BANKS.

487. - I HATE GOING OUT THE DOOR IN DRAG IN THE DAYTIME.

488. - AND BY "IT", I MEAN CHERRY PIE GIFT CERTIFICATES—

489. CHERRY PIE GIFT CERTIFICATES, SIR, COURTESY OF CAFE AUDREY.

490. AND ONE MORE THING—

491. DON'T FUCK IT UP.

492. - WE HAVE 60 MINUTES TO SELL

493. SOME CHERRY PIE GIFT CERTIFICATES.

494. - HELP ME OUT, BUY SOME PIE.

495. - TEAM STRATEGY IS TO GET OUT THERE

496. AND SELL, SELL, SELL.

497. - HI, WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY A CHERRY PIE?

498. - PLEASE, PLEASE? DON'T MAKE ME BEG.

499. - PLEASE! I NEEDS MON-EY!

500. - DOES ANYBODY WANT CHERRY PIE GIFT CERTIFICATES?

501. FIVE DOLLARS.

502. - I DON'T KNOW HOW TO APPROACH PEOPLE.

503. - NO? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?

504. YOU— CAN YOU HEAR? AM I HERE?

505. ANYBODY?

506. BUELLER?

507. - BUY THE PIE, BABY, BUY THE PIE, PLEASE BUY THE PIE!

508. - I THINK WE MIGHT BE IN TROUBLE.

509. PLEASE HELP ME.

510. - WE'RE CONFIDENT, WE'RE THE PRETTY GIRLS,

511. WE'RE GOING TO SELL SEX,

512. AND ISN'T THAT THE NAME OF THE GAME?

513. - NICOLE WAS HAVING DIFFICULTY WITH THE CHOREOGRAPHY.

514. BIG AND MESSY, IT'S NOT GONNA CUT IT.

515. - WOO!

516. - OOH! NO, SHE DIDN'T!

517. - I MADE A LOT OF MONEY.

518. IT RAINED ON ME A FEW TIMES, AND I LIKE TO BE WET.

519. - WHILE I'M ON STAGE, I'M SO INCREDIBLY NERVOUS.

520. MY HEART IS GOING— "GUH-GUNG, GUH-GUNG—"

521. I FEEL LIKE MY BOOB'S GONNA POP RIGHT OUT.

522. - AS YOU PICK UP CRUMPLED MONEY,

523. IT LOOKS LIKE A LOT MORE THAN IT IS.

524. I REALIZE IT DIDN'T RAIN.

525. IT WAS ENOUGH TO BUY A NICE DINNER AT THE SIZZLER

526. OR SOMETHING.

527. HOT CHERRY PIE!

528. CHERRY PIE! PIE! PIE!

529. CHERRY PIE! OW!

530. - FOR YOU.

531. - I GOT A DOLLAR?

532. - THANK YOU! - THAT'S ONE DOLLAR. THANK YOU!

533. - THANKS A LOT. THANKS.

534. - OOH. WATCH YOUR—

535. THINK "SOPRANO," THOUGH, WHEN YOU TALK, GIRL.

536. - HI, WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY A SLICE OF CHERRY PIE?

537. WE GOT CHERRY PIE GIFT CERTIFICATES!

538. - TYRA'S SURPRISING ME, ACTUALLY.

539. I'M LIKE, "WOW, SHE ACTUALLY HAS A PERSONALITY?"

540. - HI! WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY A SLICE OF CHERRY PIE?

541. - 5.57, THANK YOU, SIR, THANK YOU.

542. - YOU'RE WELCOME. OKAY.

543. - I LOOK LIKE A TWO-DOLLAR WHORE.

544. MY GRANDMOTHER'S GOING TO KILL ME NOW.

545. - WHAT YOU WANT?

546. - LET ME SEE YOU GUYS DO A DANCE WITH A SPLIT IN IT.

547. - OKAY.

548. - I SEE HER IN THE CORNER WITH A $20-BILL,

549. AND I'M LIKE, "WAIT! THAT'S MINE!"

550. - AHH! YES!

551. - MISS SAHARA.

552. YOU STEALING THIS SALE FROM ME, GIRL?

553. - THE AUDIENCE REALLY KIND OF GOT INTO IT.

554. - OHH!

555. - WHOA!

556. - THEY WERE ALL LOVING IT.

557. EATING OUT OF THE PALM OF MY HAND.

558. I FELT KIND OF LIKE

559. I MIGHT HAVE BEEN THE SKANKIEST ON STAGE.

560. - I'M NERVOUS, RIGHT, BEING IN FRONT OF DITA.

561. SHE'S THE EPITOME OF BURLESQUE,

562. AND THERE SHE IS,

563. LOOKING AT YOU, YOU KNOW, JUDGING YOU.

564. - OH, NO, SHE DIDN'T!

565. - WHOO!

566. - WE WENT OUT INTO HOLLYWOOD BOULEVARD

567. AND WE'RE TRYING TO SELL THESE GIFT CERTIFICATES,

568. AND THERE'S CHRISTIANS AND CHILDREN AND, UH...

569. - I'M NOT CUT OUT FOR THIS.

570. - YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO TASTE THE CHERRY PIE!

571. - NICOLE WAS LOUD.

572. - I'M SERIOUS, IT'S RIGHT THERE,

573. YOU'RE ALMOST AT AUDREY'S— YOU KNOW YOU WANT THE PIE.

574. - RAVEN. I ALWAYS JUST KIND OF SAW HER STANDING LIKE A STATUE.

575. - YOU GUYS WANT TO BUY CHERRY PIE.

576. I CAN TELL, YOU LOVE CHERRY PIE.

577. - SONIQUE IS RUDE.

578. - HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU HAVE?

579. - UHH... - YES?

580. - UH, WELL, I HAVE SOME—

581. - YOU'RE WASTING MY TIME, I GOT AN HOUR.

582. - MY TIME IS EXPENSIVE TOO.

583. - ALL RIGHT, WELL, THEN HIT IT, 'CAUSE SO IS MINE.

584. - HEY, DADDY!

585. NOBODY WANTS CHERRY PIE?

586. - MORGAN, SHE'S LIKE, "HEY, DADDY— BLAH-BLAH!"

587. - WE LIKE PIE, DO YOU LIKE PIE?

588. CHERRY PIE!

589. - I DON'T LIKE TO CARRY MYSELF LIKE THAT.

590. I'M SWEET IN THE STREETS,

591. AND, YOU KNOW... A FREAK IN THE SHEETS.

592. - CHERRY?

593. PIE?

594. - I LOOK OVER AT THE JUDGES,

595. AND DITA VON TEESE WAS SMILING, HONEY.

596. YOU CAN'T CRACK HER!

597. SHE SITS THERE WITH THIS JUST STRAIGHT FACE.

598. JUST BEAUTY.

599. - ALL OF OUR ARGUING AND BITCHING AND NAGGING AT EACH OTHER,

600. LIKE, FINALLY PAID OFF.

601. - I FEEL EXCITED.

602. I'M GOING TO WORK THAT CROWD.

603. - WHOO! - WHOO-HOO!

604. - I THINK I DID A GREAT JOB

605. BECAUSE I HAVE A LOT OF MONEY!

606. - WHOO! YEAH!

607. - MY STRATEGY FOR MY SOLO IS JUST TO WOW THE CROWD.

608. - YOU GOT SOME MONEY FOR ME?

609. - SELLING CHERRY PIE!

610. COME AND GET IT.

611. - FIVE DOLLARS, TRY SOMETHING NEW.

612. - HELLO! I LOVE YOUR HAT.

613. PLEASE, SOMEBODY BUY CHERRY PIE.

614. - THEY JUST WERE RUNNING. RUNNIN'!

615. - YOU GUYS LIKE CHERRY PIE?

616. - HE'S RUNNING. HE'S RUNNING FROM SOMEBODY.

617. - THEY'RE LIKE, "AHH, IT'S A T-GIRL, IT'S A T-GIRL!"

618. - 'CAUSE I CAN'T DANCE,

619. I FIGURED I'D BE SEXUAL AND PLAYFUL.

620. EVERY GIRL NEEDS LIP GLOSS, RIGHT?

621. - YEAH! WHOO!

622. - I'M THINKING,

623. "DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO GET YOUR MONEY."

624. - MY STRATEGY IS TO DEMAND MONEY FROM THE MEN.

625. I HOPE IT PAYS OFF.

626. - ARE YOU TIRED?

627. - VERY MUCH SO.

628. - ELIMINATION IS TODAY.

629. EVERYONE'S ON PINS AND NEEDLES

630. BECAUSE NO ONE KNOWS HOW TO MEASURE

631. THE OTHER TEAM'S WORTH,

632. SO WE'RE JUST ANXIOUS TO SEE WHO WAS IN THE BOTTOM.

633. - SOMEBODY STOLE MY MOMMY'S PICTURE.

634. - I WALK IN THE ROOM,

635. AND YOU KNOW, FIRST THING I'M THINKING IS,

636. "GO SAY HELLO TO SHAWNNA," MY DRAG MOTHER,

637. AND SHE'S NOT ON THE WALL.

638. - I BEEN ROBBED!

639. IF ANYBODY SEES AN 8x10 OF SHAWNNA BROOKS—

640. MAYBE YOU GUYS SET IT AT ANOTHER STATION BY ACCIDENT

641. 'CAUSE IT WAS ON THIS WALL YESTERDAY,

642. NOW IT'S GONE.

643. BEING AWAY FROM MY FAMILY WAS MORE THAN I THOUGHT IT WAS,

644. YOU KNOW.

645. I HAVE A 2.5-YEAR-OLD, LUCAS.

646. HE'S AT HOME, AND I MISS HIM THE MOST.

647. - ARE Y'ALL GOING TO LET HIM WATCH THE SHOW?

648. - WHEN HE'S, LIKE, FOUR OR FIVE MAYBE.

649. MAYBE — HOPEFULLY IT'LL BE AN APPROPRIATE ONE TO SHOW HIM.

650. I'M JUST HOPING THAT HE'S PROUD OF HIS LIFE.

651. I'LL BE ABLE TO SHOW HIM I AM AT THE TOP OF MY GAME—

652. HE SHOULD BE PROUD OF WHAT HIS DADDY DOES FOR A LIVING.

653. BE ABLE TO SAY "MY DADDY'S A DRAG SUPERSTAR."

654. YOU KNOW?

655. - YOU GUYS STILL HAVE ALL YOUR FATHERS, YEAH?

656. - MY FATHER HAS CANCER RIGHT NOW.

657. - AWW...

658. MINE— MINE... MINE PASSED AWAY OF CANCER.

659. HE HAD LUNG CANCER.

660. - YEAH, WELL, I DON'T REALLY KNOW—

661. WE DON'T KNOW HOW LONG HE HAS.

662. MY FATHER WAS JUST DIAGNOSED WITH CANCER.

663. HE'S, YOU KNOW, ON CHEMO, AND GOING THROUGH ALL OF THAT.

664. - MY FATHER WAS ALWAYS JUST REALLY UPSET ABOUT IT,

665. 'CAUSE HE KNEW HE WAS GOING TO DIE

666. AND HE DIDN'T KNOW HOW WE WERE GOING TO TAKE CARE OF OURSELVES.

667. - SO SAD.

668. - YEAH, I MEAN, IT IS, BUT... JUST THIS, PANDORA—

669. JUST TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM AND THAT'S ALL.

670. I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS ANY MORE.

671. - HEH. I DON'T EITHER.

672. I GOTTA PUT MAKE-UP ON, AND I DON'T WANT IT TO SMUDGE.

673. - YEAH. OKAY.

674. - THERE'S A LOT OF MIXED EMOTIONS.

675. THERE'S A LOT OF FEELINGS GOING ON AROUND THE ROOM,

676. PEOPLE ARE WONDERING

677. WHICH GROUP'S GOING TO BE UP ON THE CHOPPING BLOCK.

678. BUT STILL, AT THE SAME TIME,

679. TRYING TO HURRY AND GET READY FOR THE MAIN STAGE.

680. - WELL HELLO, JUDGES.

681. - HELLO. - HEY, RU.

682. - HAVE YOU RECOVERED FROM YESTERDAY?

683. - THAT WAS INSANE.

684. - OH!

685. - I THOUGHT IT WAS FANTASTIC.

686. - I ENJOYED IT VERY MUCH.

687. - I WISH MY WHOLE LIFE COULD BE THAT.

688. - YOU WISH— - I DO. I DO.

689. - NOW, THIS WEEK, THE GIRLS ARE SPLIT

690. INTO TWO TEAMS OF BURLESQUE DANCERS

691. TO SEE WHO COULD EARN THE MOST DOLLARS

692. DANCING FOR TIPS

693. AND HUSTLING FOR CHERRY PIE GIFT CERTIFICATES.

694. TONIGHT, I'VE ASKED THEM TO COME DECKED OUT

695. IN THEIR HIGH-CLASS DRAG.

696. ARE YOU READY, JUDGES?

697. - YES. - READY!

698. - GENTLEMEN...

699. START YOUR ENGINES.

700. AND MAY THE BEST WOMAN WIN.

701. - SONIQUE-A-NIQUA-NIQUA-NIQUA!

702. OH, SHE'S MAKING A SONIQUEBOOM!

703. - WITH THE LIGHTS GOING AND THE MUSIC GOING,

704. IT WAS PERFECT,

705. SO I HOPE THEY THINK I DID GOOD

706. BECAUSE I FELT LIKE I DID PRETTY GOOD.

707. - YES, MA'AM!

708. SELL THE GARMENT!

709. - OH, MY! THIS DRESS IS WICKED!

710. ARE YOU A GOOD WITCH... OR ARE YOU A BAD WITCH?

711. - I LOVE MY RUNWAY, AND I FEEL LIKE A DIVA.

712. - ALMOST LOOKS LIKE A TOILET-PAPER COZY.

713. - YEAH!

714. - IN A COUTURE KIND OF TOILET-PAPER-COZY KIND OF WAY.

715. - WELL, DARK LADY!

716. - SHE WILL TAKE YOUR MAN, HONEY.

717. - YES, SHE WILL!

718. - I WANTED TO DO SOMETHING SIMPLE THAT I COULD DRESS UP.

719. I KNOW I LOOK FIERCE.

720. - I'M CALLING THAT "CHER 2010."

721. - YES.

722. - SAHARA!

723. OH! STOP IN THE NAME OF LOVE!

724. - I FEEL GREAT.

725. I'M SPARKLING, THE JUDGES ARE SMILING.

726. - BOB MACKIE WOULD BE PROUD.

727. - I'M JUST LIVIN', HONEY.

728. - PANDORA BOX!

729. - SHE HAS MATCHED THE DRESS

730. KINDA LIKE THE CARPET AND THE DRAPES.

731. - YES!

732. - I LIKE THAT DRESS

733. BECAUSE IT'S A LITTLE BIT DIFFERENT,

734. AND I REALLY THOUGHT THAT IT WOULD MAKE ME STAND OUT.

735. - VERY L.A., I CAME OUT TO L.A. TO BE AN ACTRESS/MODEL.

736. - JUJUBEE!

737. IS THIS A HOSTILE TAKEOVER?

738. - I FELT LIKE EARTHA KITT.

739. I'M SERVIN' FISH, HONEY, AND THIS AIN'T TROUT.

740. - JU-JU BE FABULOUS!

741. - NICOLE PAIGE BROOKS!

742. - SHE'S LIKE COURTNEY COX.

743. - I LOOK A REAL GIRL, I LOOK LIKE THE MODEL ON THE RUNWAY,

744. WHICH ANYBODY WANTS ME TO MODEL THEIR DRESS,

745. SIGN ME UP, I'LL BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO DO IT.

746. - YES, MAMA!

747. - MYSTIQUE SUMMERS MADISON...

748. GIRL, YOUR PUSSY IS ON FIRE.

749. - MY OUTFIT FOR THE RUNWAY

750. WAS A NICE SIMPLE KIND OF EVENING GOWNISH,

751. 'CAUSE I'M A GOWN-BITCH.

752. - THAT GIRL WILL EAT BEYONCE IN ONE SWALLOW.

753. - OOH-HOO-HOO-HOO!

754. - AND SHE IS TELLING YOU, "I'M NOT GOING!"

755. - SEND ME MORGAN McMICHAELS FROM THE SECRETARIAL POOL.

756. - DIDN'T WANT TO WEAR A GOWN.

757. THAT'S BORING TO ME WHEN EVERYBODY ELSE IS DOING IT.

758. - OH, EXECUTIVE REALNESS!

759. "EXECUTIVE REALNESS!"

760. - OH, MY SWEET GHERKINS!

761. THERE'S A NEW TYRA IN TOWN!

762. TYRA SANCHEZ, "THE OTHER TYRA."

763. - I KNOW I LOOK GOOD TODAY BECAUSE IT WAS ELEGANT,

764. IT WAS OVER THE TOP, AND IT WAS STILL DRAG.

765. IT GAVE YOU EVERYTHING YOU NEEDED.

766. - I LOVE THE NAPPY POMPADOUR.

767. - YES, MAMA!

768. TATIANA VON FURSBERG... ZETA JONES!

769. - SHE'S GIVING GALLIANO REALNESS.

770. - YES!

771. - THE LOOK I'M GOING FOR IS "RIHANNA GOING TO PROM."

772. SO I DID THE LITTLE RIHANNA BOB WITH IT.

773. I'M FEELING PRETTY CONFIDENT.

774. - VERY REAL.

775. - LADIES...

776. IT'S TIME TO REVEAL

777. WHICH TEAM MADE THE MOST MONEY AND IS SAFE FROM ELIMINATION.

778. AND THE WINNING TEAM IS...

779. SAHARA DAVENPORT'S TEAM.

780. - CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'RE ALL SAFE.

781. THE WINNER OF THIS CHALLENGE IS...

782. SAHARA DAVENPORT.

783. - YEEOO!

784. - IN ADDITION TO IMMUNITY NEXT WEEK,

785. YOU'VE WON

786. A $1,500 GIFT CERTIFICATE

787. FROM SEQUINQUEEN.COM.

788. THANK YOU, LADIES.

789. NOW YOU MAY LEAVE THE STAGE.

790. [CLAPPING

791. - PANDORA BOX...

792. YOUR TEAM IS UP FOR ELIMINATION.

793. WHAT WENT WRONG?

794. - I THINK MAYBE WE JUST DIDN'T WORK THE CROWD ENOUGH

795. OR SOMETHING.

796. - NOW, LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR PRESENTATION

797. ON THE MAIN STAGE TODAY.

798. - I'M NOT LOVING THE OVERALL LOOK.

799. VISUALLY, THOUGH,

800. I THOUGHT MAYBE

801. YOU COULD HAVE PULLED THE PARTS TOGETHER A LITTLE BETTER.

802. - THIS DRESS IS NOT MY FAVOURITE EITHER.

803. NOT A FAN OF THE BANDS.

804. KINDA LOOKED— FIRST, I THOUGHT, WELL, IS IT DUCT TAPE?

805. - THANK YOU, PANDORA.

806. - THANK YOU.

807. - SONIQUE.

808. NOW, YOU REALLY MADE IT RAIN ON THE STAGE,

809. BUT YOU CAME OFF A LITTLE BIT RUDE ON THE STREET.

810. - MY TIME IS EXPENSIVE, TOO.

811. - ALL RIGHT, WELL, THEN HIT IT.

812. - I WAS RUDE TO, LIKE, ONE OR TWO PEOPLE,

813. BUT, I'M SORRY, IT WAS HOT OUT THERE,

814. I WAS IN A HURRY,

815. I WAS TRYING TO RAISE AS MUCH MONEY AS I COULD.

816. IT WAS A CHALLENGE.

817. YOU WOULD DO THE SAME THING, RIGHT?

818. - I DO SASSY, I DON'T DO BITCHY.

819. NICOLE PAIGE BROOKS.

820. NOW WHAT ARE YOU SERVING ON THE MAIN STAGE?

821. - THIS WAS ACTUALLY JUST A BACKUP THAT I BROUGHT

822. BECAUSE, THE FIRST GOWN,

823. I HAD TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES WITH.

824. - I THOUGHT MORE THAN ANYONE, WHEN SHE WALKED OUT,

825. I WAS LIKE, "WOW, IS THAT A REAL GIRL OVER THERE?"

826. AND I LIKE YOUR LITTLE MEGAN FOX-TONGUE THING

827. THAT YOU DID,

828. BUT DON'T DO IT TOO MUCH, LIKE SHE DOES,

829. OR ELSE IT LOSES EFFECT.

830. - YOU COULD HAVE LOOKED LIKE A YOUNG JANICE DICKINSON,

831. BUT IT CAME OFF KIND OF LIKE

832. A DRUNKEN JANICE DICKINSON AT TIMES.

833. - OUR NEXT LADY IS... TATIANA.

834. A VISION IN PURPLE.

835. HOW DO YOU FEEL YOUR HUSTLER-GAME CAME THROUGH

836. ON THE CHALLENGE YESTERDAY?

837. - I THINK IT WORKED PRETTY WELL.

838. - ONE THING I REALLY NOTICED

839. WAS ONE OF THE GUYS ASKED YOUR NAME

840. WHEN YOU WERE DONE.

841. NOBODY ASKED ANYBODY ELSE'S NAME.

842. THEY WERE FALLING IN LOVE OUT THERE.

843. - I CALLED YOU A "KIM KARDASHIAN ON STEROIDS."

844. - OOH, YEAH!

845. - BUT IN A GOOD WAY, YEAH, IN A GOOD WAY.

846. KIM WISHED SHE LOOKED THAT GOOD.

847. - RAVEN.

848. DOING THE SOLO,

849. YOU DIDN'T MAKE A LOT OF MONEY THERE.

850. - NO. I DIDN'T.

851. WHEN I STARTED SEEING THE OTHER GIRLS CAME BACK,

852. I THOUGHT "FUCK, I FUCKED THIS UP."

853. - WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE DONE DIFFERENTLY,

854. KNOWING HOW IT WENT?

855. - I WOULDN'T HAVE MOVED AS MUCH.

856. I WOULD HAVE GONE TO THE EDGE OF THE STAGE,

857. LAID OUT, AND LET THEM JUST THROW THE PAPER ON ME.

858. - "LADY A.T.M."

859. - YOU'RE VERY FEMME FATALE, I WAS A LITTLE BIT SCARED.

860. I WOULD NOT LEAVE MY MAN IN A ROOM ALONE WITH YOU.

861. - DON'T DO IT— I'LL WORK... IT.

862. - MORGAN McMICHAELS.

863. - YES.

864. - YOU HAVE IMMUNITY. - YES, MA'AM.

865. - NOW IN A MINUTE,

866. I'M GOING TO HAVE TO SEND SOMEONE HOME.

867. WHO SHOULD IT BE, AND WHY?

868. - THE WEAKEST PERSON IN THE GROUP, YOU KNOW,

869. IS TATIANA.

870. - TATIANA, WHO DO YOU THINK SHOULD GO HOME TODAY?

871. - I'M JUST GOING TO GO WITH MORGAN,

872. BECAUSE SHE HAS IMMUNITY.

873. - TATIANA, THAT'S AN ANSWER FOR THE MISS AMERICACONTEST,

874. NOT THE RuPAUL DRAG RACE CONTEST.

875. NICOLE. SAME QUESTION.

876. - SEND 'EM ALL HOME.

877. - SEND ALL THESE BITCHES HOME? OKAY!

878. SEND ALLTHESE BITCHES HOME!

879. - I MEAN, THEY EVENTUALLY ALL HAVE TO GO,

880. SO, I MEAN, I DON'T WANT TO BE THE ONE WHO GOES,

881. SO SEND 'EM ALL.

882. - RAVEN. WHO WOULD YOU SEND HOME TONIGHT?

883. - I WOULD SAY TATIANA.

884. I DON'T THINK SHE WANTS TO BE, LIKE, A GRAND SUPERSTAR DIVA.

885. I THINK SHE'S COMFORTABLE BEING A BEAUTIFUL GIRL.

886. NO!

887. - NOT THE CASE!

888. IF I WAS COMFORTABLE BEING A BEAUTIFUL GIRL,

889. I WAS A BEAUTIFUL GIRL AT HOME.

890. THAT'S NOT WHY I'M HERE, TO BE, LIKE, "PRETTY."

891. - OKAY.

892. - THANK YOU.

893. - MY— JUST MY OPINION.

894. - ALL RIGHT. PANDORA?

895. WHO SHOULD I SEND HOME TONIGHT?

896. - I THINK THAT THE HO THAT MADE THE LEAST AMOUNT OF MONEY

897. SHOULD GO HOME.

898. BUT I DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS.

899. - LADIES, WHILE YOU ENJOY AN ABSOLUTCOCKTAIL

900. IN THE INTERIOR ILLUSIONS LOUNGE,

901. THE JUDGES AND I WILL DELIBERATE.

902. THANK YOU.

903. THIS IS THE HARDEST PART.

904. THEY'RE ALL FABULOUS KIDS, BUT ONE OF THEM HAS TO GO HOME.

905. NICOLE PAIGE BROOKS

906. BROUGHT IN THE LEAST AMOUNT OF DOLLARS.

907. - YEAH.

908. - AND RAVEN WAS SECOND-TO-LAST.

909. RAVEN SEEMED LIKE SHE WAS OUT OF HER ELEMENT.

910. - THE PERFORMANCE WASN'T MY FAVOURITE PERFORMANCE,

911. BUT I THINK TODAY SHE WAS REALLY EXCITING TO WATCH.

912. - HAD I NOT TALKED TO HER,

913. SHE WAS GOING TO BE IN MY BOTTOM TWO,

914. BUT I LIKE THAT SENSE OF HUMOUR,

915. I LIKE THAT LITTLE EDGE.

916. I'M NOT READY TO SEE HER GO YET.

917. - RIGHT. NOW, TATIANA— SHE'S GREEN.

918. - WHEN I SAW HER DANCING,

919. I WAS LIKE, "SHE'S THE PRETTIEST ONE."

920. - DO WE GIVE HER THE OPPORTUNITY TO BLOSSOM ON THIS SHOW,

921. OR DO WE SAY, "LOOK, HONEY, YOU GOTTA COME PREPARED?"

922. - SHE'S GORGEOUS.

923. - HOWEVER, SHE DIDN'T KNOW

924. HOW TO MAKE HER DISADVANTAGES HER ADVANTAGES,

925. AND EVERYBODY ELSE HERE

926. DOES SEEM TO KNOW HOW TO DO THAT.

927. - LET'S MOVE ON TO SONIQUE.

928. - I DEFINITELY SORT OF SENSED A LITTLE...

929. THAT SORT OF FEMININE SWEET, LIKE,

930. "I KNOW I WAS KIND OF BITCHY TO PEOPLE ON THE STREET

931. BUT I WON'T EVER DO IT AGAIN, 'KAY?"

932. - PANDORA WAS ACTUALLY ONE OF THE TEAM'S TOP MONEY-EARNERS.

933. - SHE DIDN'T STAND OUT FOR ME.

934. - I KNOW YOU DIDN'T LIKE HER OUTFIT.

935. - I HATED THE OUTFIT.

936. - I EQUATED IT TO LIKE,

937. "SHE JUST GOT OFF THE GREYHOUND BUS."

938. MAYBE THAT WORKED TO HER ADVANTAGE,

939. MAYBE PEOPLE LIKE TO SEE THAT KIND OF STARVING, HUNGRY LOOK.

940. YOU KNOW? MAYBE THAT'S WHY SHE MADE SO MUCH MONEY.

941. I DON'T KNOW.

942. - SO SHE MAY NOT GIVE, KIND OF, GREAT ASS,

943. BUT SHE GIVES GREAT SASS.

944. - YES! - I JUST LIKE HER SASSY ATTITUDE.

945. - NICOLE PAIGE BROOKS.

946. SHE GOT A LITTLE LOST IN THE CROWD, DO YOU AGREE?

947. - I DO AGREE.

948. - [IMITATES A HEART-MONITOR FLATLINING]

949. THAT'S DEATH IN THIS COMPETITION.

950. - I KIND OF LIKE THE HIGHS AND THE LOWS,

951. THE KIND OF BIPOLAR— TO ME, THAT MAKES LIFE RICHER,

952. AND I'M JUST GETTIN' PROZAC.

953. - SILENCE!

954. - WELCOME BACK, LADIES.

955. BASED ON YOUR STRAWBERRYLICIOUS CHALLENGE,

956. AND TONIGHT'S PRESENTATION ON THE MAIN STAGE,

957. I HAVE MADE... SOME DECISIONS.

958. - MORGAN McMICHAELS.

959. YOU HAVE IMMUNITY THIS WEEK.

960. YOU'RE SAFE.

961. - THANK YOU.

962. - SONIQUE.

963. ON STAGE... THE CROWD WAS TURNED ON BY YOUR BODY.

964. BUT, ON THE STREET,

965. PEOPLE WERE TURNED OFF BY YOUR MOUTH.

966. NO ONE WANTS A CHERRY PIE THAT BITES BACK.

967. YOU'RE SAFE.

968. - NICOLE PAIGE BROOKS.

969. YOU BROUGHT IN THE LEAST AMOUNT OF MONEY.

970. I'M SORRY, MY DEAR, YOU'RE UP FOR ELIMINATION.

971. - I WAS SURPRISED I WAS THE LOWEST EARNER OF TIPS.

972. I REALLY THOUGHT THAT MY EXUBERANCE ON THE STREET

973. WOULD HAVE PULLED ME OUT OF THE BOTTOM.

974. - PANDORA BOX.

975. YOU'RE SAFE.

976. - THANK YOU.

977. - RAVEN.

978. YOU WERE THE SECOND-LOWEST EARNER,

979. AND, IN A MOMENT, YOU'LL HAVE A CHANCE TO PROVE YOURSELF.

980. YOU'RE UP FOR ELIMINATION.

981. - WHEN SHE TOLD ME I WAS UP FOR ELIMINATION,

982. MY KNEES LOCKED, MY HEAD GOT DIZZY.

983. I LITERALLY THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO PASS OUT.

984. - TATIANA.

985. SHARPEN YOUR CLAWS, BABY...

986. IT'S A JUNGLE OUT THERE!

987. YOU'RE SAFE.

988. TWO QUEENS STAND BEFORE ME.

989. I'VE CONSULTED WITH THE JUDGES,

990. BUT THE FINAL DECISION IS MINE TO MAKE.

991. THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO IMPRESS ME

992. AND TO SAVE YOURSELF

993. FROM ELIMINATION.

994. THE TIME HAS COME

995. FOR YOU TO LIP-SYNC

996. FOR YOUR LIFE.

997. GOOD LUCK...

998. AND DON'T FUCK IT UP.

999. - AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR A BREAKDOWN!

1000. HOO! YES!

1001. - I'VE MADE MY DECISION.

1002. RAVEN...

1003. YOU WILL LIVE TO FLY ANOTHER DAY.

1004. SHANTE, YOU STAY.

1005. - THANK YOU.

1006. - CONGRATULATIONS.

1007. - THANK YOU.

1008. - NICOLE PAIGE BROOKS...

1009. YOU ARE A FABULOUS QUEEN.

1010. - THANK YOU.

1011. - I SEND YOU HOME

1012. TO CARRY ON THE FINE TRADITION

1013. OF THE ATLANTA QUEENS WHO'VE COME BEFORE YOU.

1014. NOW...

1015. SASHAYAWAY.

1016. - THANK YOU. THANK YOU.

1017. - THE FACT THAT I EVEN WALKED THROUGH THESE DOORS

1018. IS OVERWHELMING TO ME,

1019. AND DEFINITELY DIDN'T THINK I'D BE LEAVING THIS SOON.

1020. I'M READY TO GO HOME AND SEE MY BABY.

1021. - LADIES...

1022. YOU KNOW COMPETITION IS HARD.

1023. AIN'T NO HALF-STEPPIN', MAMA...

1024. YOU HAVE TO BRING IT.

1025. THAT'S WHAT WE'RE HERE FOR.

1026. NOW REMEMBER—

1027. IF YOU CAN'T LOVE YOURSELF,

1028. HOW THE HELL YOU GONNA LOVE SOMEBODY ELSE?

1029. CAN I GET AN "AMEN?"

1030. - AMEN!

1031. - ALL RIGHT.

1032. LET THE MUSIC PLAY!