RuPaul's Drag Race 2x10

1. WELCOME TO AN EXTRA-SPECIAL EPISODE

2. OF RuPAUL'S DRAG RACE.

3. COME ALONG FOR THE RIDE AS WE SNEAK A PEEK

4. AT THE CONTESTANTS' OUTRAGEOUS AUDITION TAPES.

5. WE'LL COUNT DOWN THE TOP 10 FITS AND FASHIONS

6. OF THE RUNWAY,

7. WITH SPECIAL GUESTS ONGINA,

8. SHANNEL,

9. AND LAST YEAR'S WINNER, BEBE ZAHARA BENET...

10. AND OUTRAGEOUS MOMENTS FROM OUR CELEBRITY GUEST JUDGES.

11. PLUS, AN UP-CLOSE AND PERSONAL LOOK

12. AT OUR FINAL THREE—

13. RAVEN...

14. TYRA...

15. AND JUJUBEE.

16. - WELCOME TO AN EXTRA-SPECIAL RuPAUL'S DRAG RACE.

17. HONEY, THIS HOUR IS JAM-PACKED—

18. - FACE. - FACE.

19. - BEAUTY FACE!

20. - ... BECAUSE WHEN IT COMES TO RuPAUL'S DRAG RACE,

21. TOO MUCH IS NEVER ENOUGH.

22. - $5. TRY SOMETHIN' NEW!

23. - BUT, BEFORE, WE RACE TO THE FINISH LINE,

24. LET'S GO BACK AND PAY OUR RESPECTS

25. TO THE NINE AMAZING QUEENS THAT DIDN'T MAKE IT

26. TO THE WINNERS' CIRCLE.

27. - HEY, EVERYBODY, LOOK AT ME. HERE I AM.

28. - WE ARE IN MY HOME.

29. I'LL SHOW A FEW OF MY THINGS TO YOU.

30. - HEY, RuPAUL AND CASTING DIRECTORS.

31. - I'M THE ONE YOU'RE LOOKING FO-O-O-OR!

32. - NOW, WHEN SHANGELA SENT IN HER CASTING TAPE,

33. SHE'D BEEN DOING DRAG FOR ONLY THREE MONTHS—

34. - NOW, YOU HAVE TO FORGIVE ME,

35. BECAUSE I HAD TO DRAG MYSELF OUT OF BED

36. TO PULL THIS VIDEO TOGETHER.

37. BITCH, THINK WE GOT THE SWINE FLU.

38. - ... BUT WHAT SHE LACKED IN EXPERIENCE,

39. SHE MADE UP FOR IN ENTHUSIASM,

40. SHOWMANSHIP, AND ATTITUDE.

41. - SOME BITCHES, WHEN THEY'RE IN DRAG,

42. THEY ARE CATTY, HATEFUL HOS.

43. BUT NOBODY LIKES A HATEFUL HO.

44. MM-MM.

45. NO, YOU NEED TO BE SWEET TO PEOPLE.

46. - GOD, I GOT DIESEL BREATH!

47. - OUR NEXT QUEEN, NICOLE PAIGE BROOKS,

48. WAS TASTEFUL AND SOPHISTICATED...

49. IN SHORT, ATLANTA ELEGANZA.

50. - HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HO!

51. WAIT A MINUTE.

52. WE JUST STARTED,

53. AND NOW I'M ALREADY BREAKING MY NUMBER ONE RULE,

54. WHICH IS WHAT?

55. IF I CAN HEAR YOU Y'ALL, THEN YOU NEED TO DO WHAT?

56. SHUT THE FUCK UP!

57. - YOU MAY REMEMBER ME

58. SEASON ONE,

59. WHEN I ALMOST MADE IT,

60. AND YOU GOT TO SEE MY AUDITION VIDEO ON THE SHOW.

61. JUST IN CASE YOU DON'T REMEMBER, HERE IT IS.

62. MY NAME IS NICOLE—

63. MY NAME IS NICOLE—

64. MY NAME IS NICOLE PAIGE BROOKS.

65. - "RuPAUL."

66. - MuPAW!

67. - "I NEED YOU TO PICK DADA THIS TIME."

68. - NEED YOU TO PICK DADA THIS TIME!

69. - WE KNEW WE LOVED THE MARVELOUS MYSTIQUE

70. FROM THE MOMENT SHE SHARED

71. HER MOST IMPORTANT BEAUTY SECRET.

72. TWO-PIECE, AND A BISCUIT.

73. - WELL, I ALREADY ATE THAT ONE PIECE.

74. AND HERE'S THE OTHER...

75. YOU KNOW.

76. THAT TWO-PIECE AND A BISCUIT

77. CAN GIVE YOU HIPS AND CURVES AND EVERYTHANG ELSE!

78. - DRAG, FOR ME, IS A CREATIVE OUTLET.

79. AND IT'S AN EXPRESSION OF LIFE,

80. AND IT'S THE ART OF THE ILLUSION.

81. - Y'ALL, I'M A SIZE ZERO...

82. THE INFINITE NUMBER.

83. - GOTTA EAT THAT BREAST 'N THAT BISCUIT,

84. JUST TO KEEP THAT GIRLISH FIGURE.

85. SMOOCHES.

86. - THE LADY SONIQUE WAS NOTHING, IF NOT VERSATILE.

87. SHE BROUGHT SO MANY LOOKS, SHE HAD US FLIPPING OUT.

88. - THIS IS MY CATWOMAN MASK, MY NEW CATWOMAN MASK—

89. ACTUALLY "THE BLACK CAT."

90. - WHOO!

91. - THESE ARE MY DRAG MOTHER'S FIRE TORCHES.

92. GOTTA SHOW YOU THEM.

93. - I KNEW THAT MORGAN McMICHAELS WAS MY KIND OF QUEEN

94. WHEN SHE INVITED US TO CHECK HER OUT

95. IN A BACK ALLEY.

96. - MY FAVORITE PLACE TO WALK AND GIVE YOU A CATWALK SHOW

97. IS IN THE ALLEY.

98. IMMA START FROM WAY BACK HERE.

99. - SO WE'RE ON A TOUR.

100. THIS IS RuPAUL'S DRAG RACE, THE AUDITION VIDEO...

101. AND THIS IS MY CLOSET, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

102. WE HAVE BAGS OF HAIR, LEATHER CHAPS,

103. LEATHER-LEATHER, LEATHER-LEATHER... SHINY THINGS.

104. YOU KNOW, DRAG QUEENS LOVE SHINY THINGS.

105. - SAHARA DAVENPORT'S AUDITION TAPE

106. SHOWED SOME SASS, SOME CLASS,

107. AND EVEN A LITTLE BIT OF ASS.

108. - HI! I'M SAHARA DAVENPO-O-O-ORT!

109. DRAG MEANS, TO ME, FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION,

110. DEFINITELY.

111. WHAT I CAN SAY IS,

112. DRAG HAS TAKEN ME PLACES

113. WHERE MY CAREER AS A DANCER WAS UNABLE TO.

114. IF I HAD TO DESCRIBE "SAHARA,"

115. I WOULD SAY SHE HAS... THE GRACE OF DEBBIE ALLEN—

116. OOH!

117. AND SHE'S A BIG OL' MAN, LIKE RuPAUL.

118. - SEXY LATINA JESSICA WILD

119. EARNED HER SPOT ON THE SHOW

120. BY WINNING AN ONLINE CASTING CONTEST

121. AT RUPAULSDRAGRACE.COM.

122. - FOR ME, JESSICA IS A GIFT TO MYSELF,

123. BECAUSE IT GAVE ME OPPORTUNITY

124. TO DO THINGS THAT, AS DAVID, I WAS AFRAID TO DO.

125. - IN DRAG, COMEDY AND TIMING

126. CAN BE AS IMPORTANT AS A TIGHT TUCK,

127. AND PANDORA BOXX'S HILARIOUS AUDITION TAPE

128. PROVED SHE UNDERSTOOD THE IMPORTANCE OF ALL THREE.

129. - TELL US, PANDORA BOXX.

130. WHAT IS THE SECRET TO YOUR SUCCESS?

131. - WELL, MICHAEL, YOU SEE— OH, HOLD ON.

132. I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND IF I DO SOMETHING.

133. - UH... O-OKAY.

134. - I'M 37 YEARS OLD.

135. I JUST— THAT'S THE FIRST TIME I THINK I'VE SAID IT OUT LOUD.

136. IT'S ONLY BEEN A WEEK.

137. I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW, BUT I DID AUDITION LAST YEAR.

138. DIDN'T MAKE IT, CLEARLY...

139. AND I'M NOT BITTER.

140. IT'S A KIND OF LIKE A LITTLE, LIKE A SWISS MISS KIND OF—

141. WELL, IT'S BEST I JUST SHOW YOU.

142. HERE I AM!

143. - TATIANNA'S AUDITION TAPE WAS SECOND TO NONE

144. WHEN IT CAME TO FEMININITY AND SHEER BEAUTY.

145. - AND IF I DON'T GET CHOSEN THIS TIME,

146. I'M GOING TO TRY AGAIN NEXT SEASON,

147. AND THE SEASON AFTER THAT,

148. AND THE SEASON AFTER THAT.

149. AND YOU'RE EVENTUALLY GOING TO GET TIRED OF SEEING MY FACE.

150. SO IT'S IN YOUR BEST INTEREST JUST TO GET IT OVER WITH NOW

151. AND PUT ME ON THE SHOW, 'KAY?

152. - ALL THESE GIRLS HAVE SASHAYED AWAY,

153. BUT, EVEN THOUGH THEY LEFT THE RACE,

154. THEY'RE STILL SPREADING THE LOVE,

155. AND YOU CAN CATCH THEIR ACTS ALL OVER THE COUNTRY.

156. FIND OUT WHERE—

157. JUST GO TO RUPAULSDRAGRACE.COM AND CLICK.

158. - CAN I GET AN AMEN?

159. - [BELTING OUT GOSPEL-STYLE]: ♪ A... MEN!

160. - THIS YEAR'S QUEENS TORE UP THE MAIN STAGE

161. LIKE NEVER BEFORE,

162. AND TO HELP ME COUNT DOWN

163. THE TOP 10 MOST UNFORGETTABLE FITS AND FASHIONS,

164. I'VE INVITED THREE UNFORGETTABLE QUEENS

165. FROM LAST SEASON—

166. THE DIVINE ONGINA...

167. THE FABULOUS SHANNEL...

168. AND LAST SEASON'S WINNER, THE QUEEN HERSELF,

169. THE INCREDIBLE BEBE SAHARA BENET.

170. "CAMEROON!"

171. HI, LADIES.

172. - HI, RU.

173. - WELCOME BACK TO THE DRAG RACE.

174. - THANKS FOR HAVING US.

175. - SHANNEL, YOU MOVED TO ANOTHER CITY.

176. - SEATTLE.

177. - NOW, DID RuPAUL'S DRAG RACE CHANGE YOUR LIFE?

178. - THE WORLD.

179. ALL THREE OF US.

180. WE'VE JUST BEEN IN EVERY CITY, AND IT'S BEEN AMAZING.

181. - NOW, I'VE BEEN READING ABOUT YOU ALL, AND BEBE,

182. YOU MOVED TO A NEW CITY TOO, DIDN'T YOU?

183. - NEW YORK.

184. - DO PEOPLE RECOGNIZE YOU ON THE STREET?

185. - YEAH, AND THAT'S OVERWHELMING TOO.

186. - SO YOU'VE BEEN WATCHING THE SHOW?

187. - CRAZY 12 GIRLS YOU HAVE THERE.

188. - I PUT TOGETHER THE TOP 10 LIST

189. OF THE MOST UNFORGETTABLE FITS AND FASHIONS ON THE RUNWAY.

190. COMING IN AT NUMBER 10

191. ARE THE DEATH-DEFYING DROPS

192. OF MISS TWO-PIECE-AND-A-BISCUIT HERSELF,

193. MYSTIQUE.

194. WHOA! WOW!

195. IT ALWAYS FELT LIKE SHE WAS GONNA BREAK SOMETHING.

196. - SHE DROPPED IT LIKE IT WAS HOT.

197. - SHE SURE DID.

198. NOW, DO ANY OF YOU DO SPLITS AT ALL?

199. NO? I WOULD THINK THAT YOU COULD, SHANNEL.

200. - JUGGLE, BUT NOT SPLIT.

201. - YEAH, ONLY IN THE COMFORT OF MY OWN BEDROOM.

202. HONEY, SHE GOT ONE FOOT ON THE DRESSER.

203. - I THINK BIG GIRLS ARE ALWAYS FABULOUS, THOUGH.

204. - BEING A BIG GIRL,

205. YOU KNEW SHE HAD TO PULL OUT ALL THE STOPS.

206. - SHE'S PRETTY, TOO.

207. - SHE IS PRETTY. - VERY PRETTY.

208. SHE'S NOT AFRAID OF THE COSMETICS.

209. - NO! SHE'LL GET STRAIGHT IN THERE

210. AND SHE'LL PAINT FOR THE ROSE BOWL.

211. - OH, YES. SHE BAKED IT LIKE BETTY CROCKER.

212. SHE DID A THING CALLED "COOKING" HER MAKEUP.

213. YOU GUYS COOK?

214. - WHY DON'T I KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?

215. - QUEENS HAVE TO COOK?

216. - WELL, IT'S WHEN YOU PUT YOUR FOUNDATION ON YOUR FACE,

217. AND YOU LET IT SIT

218. AND WARM TO YOUR OWN BODY'S TEMPERATURE,

219. SO THAT IT'S— YEAH.

220. - I COOK.

221. - I'M COOKING RIGHT NOW.

222. I'M ACTUALLY WEARING A CROCKPOT RIGHT NOW.

223. - OH, OKAY.

224. - BET YOU CAN'T GUESS WHERE IT IS.

225. I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT— IT'S NEAR MY LOVIN' OVEN.

226. - I REALLY LIKE HER PERSONALITY.

227. - YES.

228. - NOW, AFTER THE BURLESQUE SHOW,

229. WE ASKED OUR GIRLS TO WALK THE RUNWAY

230. IN THEIR BEST HIGH-CLASS DRAG.

231. COMING IN AT NUMBER NINE

232. IS MISS TATIANNA,

233. WHO BROUGHT IT HOME IN GALLIANOREALNESS.

234. NOW, WHAT DID YOU THINK OF HER DRESS?

235. - IT WAS PROM-Y, A LITTLE TOO SHORT.

236. I WOULD HAVE LIKED IT TO HAVE SWEPT THE GROUND.

237. - AND A LITTLE TRAIN. - MM-HMM.

238. - MAYBE NOT THE EARRINGS WITH THE NECKLACE.

239. - BUT, YOU KNOW, GIVE OR TAKE A NECKLACE OR AN EARRING OR TWO,

240. THAT WAS ONE OF HER BEST LOOKS.

241. - NOW, EVERYBODY KNOWS MY GIRLS ARE THE CREME DE LA CREME,

242. BUT COMING IN AT NUMBER EIGHT IS MISS JUJUBEE

243. IN HER GET-UP FROM THE STAR BOOTYLICIOUS EPISODE,

244. NOW, JUJUBEE WAS WEARING

245. HER "IMELDA MARCOS GOES TO THE PROM"

246. IN THE ASHFORD AND SIMPSON COLLECTION

247. FROM SEARS' DRESS,

248. BUT IT WAS GORGEOUS.

249. YOU KNOW, NORMALLY THAT COULD NOT WORK,

250. BUT SOMETHING ABOUT HER HUMOUR PULLS THAT OFF.

251. - SHE SEEMED VERY BUBBLY AND KIND OF PEPPY.

252. - I THINK SHE PAINTS REALLY, REALLY WELL.

253. - REMINDS ME OF A LITTLE ONGINA.

254. - I LIKE HER BECAUSE SHE'S ASIAN.

255. GO, ASIAN!

256. - WITHOUT THE HAIR.

257. - YEAH.

258. NO, SHE'S— I REALLY LIKE THAT DRESS.

259. - YEAH.

260. - I MEAN, YOU KNOW, IF I WORE THAT DRESS

261. IT WOULD PROBABLY DROWN ME, BUT, FOR HER, IT WORKS.

262. IT'S GORGEOUS. - IT WORKS FOR HER.

263. AND YOU KNOW, THERE'S A CERTAIN CONSCIOUSNESS THAT JUJUBEE HAS

264. THAT IS— IT'S KIND OF GOT

265. A WINK TO EVERYTHING THAT SHE DOES,

266. AND IT MADE IT WORK.

267. - SHE WAS A REAL TRANSFORMATION, TOO, FROM BOY TO GIRL.

268. BIG DIFFERENCE THERE. BIG DIFFERENCE.

269. - YES. YEAH.

270. I THINK WITH A LOT OF THE KIDS THIS SEASON,

271. THE DIFFERENCE IS HUGE.

272. - YEAH.

273. - I LIKE HER BOY NAME, TOO. IT'S "AIRLINE."

274. - OH, THAT'S RIGHT!

275. - YEAH, IT'S AMAZING.

276. NO, I THINK SHE COULD ACTUALLY USE HER BOY NAME AS A GIRL NAME.

277. - SURE! - BUT "JUJUBEE" IS GREAT.

278. - JUJUBEE IS FANTASTIC.

279. DO YOU KNOW THE MEANING OF "JUJUBEE,"

280. WHAT THAT MEANS? - NO.

281. - IT'S— I THINK IT'S A— - IT'S A CANDY.

282. - YES. WELL, IT IS, I THINK, IN THAILAND,

283. THE TRUCKERS WHO ARE TRAVELING CROSS-COUNTRY,

284. CHEW THIS CANDY TO STAY AWAKE AT NIGHT.

285. - BECAUSE IT GETS STUCK IN YOUR TEETH

286. AND YOU CAN'T EVEN SEPARATE YOUR GUMS

287. AND YOU SPEND MORE TIME GETTING IT

288. OUT OF YOUR TEETH THAN YOU DO SWALLOWING IT.

289. - SHE HAS PIZZAZZ, AND SHE'S ALWAYS DOING "PAH!"

290. - IN THE COUNTRY-QUEENS EPISODE,

291. JESSICA WILD'S COUNTRY COUTURE LEFT THE OTHERS IN THE DUST.

292. AND IT HAS HER COMING IN AT NUMBER SEVEN.

293. WAS SHE BOOTYLICIOUS OR WHAT?

294. - TIPILICIOUS, BOOTYLICIOUS,

295. SHE'S PADDED FOR LIFE.

296. - NOW, OF COURSE SHE WAS PADDED.

297. NOW, YOU DON'T PAD, DO YOU, ONGINA?

298. - NO.

299. - AND, OF COURSE, SHANNEL DOESN'T NEED TO PAD,

300. BECAUSE SHE'S GOT—

301. - WELL, I MEAN, HELLO! - ... JUNKY-TRUNK, RIGHT.

302. - NOW, OUR QUEENS, ANY TIPS FOR PADDING,

303. FOR THE KIDS OUT THERE?

304. - UM, I DON'T PAD.

305. - LIES!

306. - I DON'T PAD.

307. - DO YOU THINK THAT JESSICA'S PAD JOB WAS ACCEPTABLE?

308. - WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT... CORSETS DO.

309. I THINK IT WAS— YEAH, IT WAS REALISTIC,

310. BUT, THEN AGAIN, YOU HAVE TO FIGURE OUT HOW TALL YOU ARE

311. AND HOW SHORT YOU ARE,

312. TO MAKE IT THAT REALISTIC, YOU KNOW?

313. - SO, I SHOULDN'T GET THAT MADE.

314. - WELL, YOU CAN GET IT MADE— - IN THAT SIZE, I MEAN.

315. - BUT YOU HAVE TO MAKE IT TO YOUR BODY.

316. - OH, OKAY.

317. - SOME GIRLS, YOU KNOW, ONLY PAD HERE

318. WHEN THEY REALLY SHOULD PAD, SAY, FROM THE KNEE UP,

319. OR THEY MAY— A LOT OF TIMES, GIRLS, I THINK,

320. WILL PUT THEIR PADS TOO LOW, TOO,

321. BECAUSE THEY WANT TO WEAR A LOT OF HIP-HUGGER THINGS,

322. AND THEN THEY'VE GOT, YOU KNOW, AN ASS THAT SITS ON THE GROUND.

323. I MEAN, I'M THE LAST ONE TO TALK, BUT YOU KNOW.

324. - WELL, I THINK THAT JESSICA DID HER PADDING HER VERY LAST TIME.

325. NOW, WE ASKED OUR JUDGES TO WORK THE RUNWAY,

326. AND DIVAS LIKE KATHY GRIFFIN, DITA VON TEESE,

327. AND MISS DEBBIE REYNOLDS

328. SHOWED US QUEENS A THING OR TWO

329. ABOUT BEING FABULOUS.

330. COMING IN AT NUMBER SIX

331. ARE THE STUNNING RUNWAY STYLINGS OF OUR DRAG RACEJUDGES.

332. WHAT'D YOU THINK OF OUR STAR POWER

333. ON THE RUNWAY THIS YEAR?

334. - KATHY GRIFFIN COMING OUT WITH THE DAMN BAR—

335. BUT I LOVED DEBBIE REYNOLDS, TOO.

336. - DEBBIE REYNOLDS! - SHE'S ADORABLE.

337. - SHE INTRODUCED HERSELF AS "PRINCESS LEIA'S MOTHER."

338. AND HENRY ROLLINS—

339. HE GETS SEXIER WITH AGE, ACTUALLY.

340. - IF YOU NEED A HOUSEKEEPER...

341. - TALKING ABOUT SEXY DITA VON TEESE?

342. AMAZING! - OH, YES!

343. - YEAH, TRULY LIVING PIN-UP.

344. - IN THE ROCKER-CHICK CHALLENGE,

345. MY GIRLS HAD TO TRANSFORM THEMSELVES

346. INTO ROCK-STAR DIVAS,

347. AND, TOGETHER,

348. THEY COME IN AT NUMBER FIVE ON THE COUNTDOWN.

349. - I WAS REALLY IMPRESSED WITH RAVEN AND TATIANNA.

350. - ESPECIALLY RAVEN— I THINK THAT THE HAIR WAS JUST—

351. THE COLOR CONTRAST WAS REALLY HOT.

352. - WELL, SHE WAS PAYING HOMAGE TO TERRI NUNN,

353. WHO WAS FROM THE GROUP "BERLIN,"

354. AND THAT WAS TERRI NUNN'S TRADEMARK HAIRDO.

355. NOW, I KNOW THAT YOU DID THE RAP ON MY SONG.

356. - YES. EXCITING. - AND YOU HAVE A SONG OUT NOW.

357. WHAT'S IT CALLED?

358. - "I'M THE SHIT."

359. - OH, HO!

360. - NOW, THERE WERE A LOT OF LOOKS THIS SEASON

361. THAT DREW INSPIRATION FROM HISTORY'S GREATEST SUPERSTARS,

362. BUT IN THE "ONCE UPON A QUEEN" EPISODE,

363. A STAR WAS BORN,

364. AND THAT'S WHY RAVEN IS NUMBER FOUR ON THE COUNTDOWN.

365. - I LOVE RAVEN, AND I ALSO AM A HUGE STREISAND FAN.

366. SO I LOVED IT,

367. BECAUSE IT WAS GOLDMEMBER MEETS "THE MAIN EVENT."

368. - IT WAS A VERY SURPRISING LOOK FOR HER.

369. - SHE TOOK OUT HER PIERCING,

370. WHICH MADE THE LOOK A LITTLE BIT MORE HIGH-GLAMOUR,

371. BECAUSE IF SHE WOULD HAVE KEPT THEM ON,

372. THEN IT WOULD HAVE NOT WORKED FOR ME.

373. - ALTHOUGH I KIND OF SECRETLY

374. WOULD LOVE TO SEE BARBARA STREISAND WITH PIERCINGS.

375. - WITH PIERCINGS, YEAH. - CAN YOU IMAGINE?

376. - YEAH. MAYBE SHE IS PIERCED, DOWN THERE.

377. - FOR THE BUSY DRAG QUEEN ON THE GO,

378. VERSATILITY IS A MUST.

379. SO I LOVE IT WHEN A SINGLE OUTFIT

380. SUDDENLY TURNS INTO TWO... OR THREE... OR MORE.

381. COMING IN AT NUMBER THREE...

382. BEHOLD, THE MANY COUNTRY LOOKS OF TYRA SANCHEZ—

383. THE OTHER TYRA.

384. - IF YOU'RE GOING TO WORK WITH THE FIRST OUTFIT,

385. AND THEN YOU HAVE TO RUN OUT TO LUNCH

386. IN THE SECOND OUTFIT,

387. AND THEN DINNER IN THE THIRD.

388. - RIGHT. AND THEN THE ESCORT AGENCY CALLS.

389. - I LIKE REVEALS.

390. BECAUSE I THINK IT KEEPS YOU VERY INTERESTED,

391. AND IT'S LIKE THE OOHS AND THE AHHS,

392. AND REALLY GIVES YOU THAT WHOLE SHOWGIRL ASPECT OF IT.

393. - IN SEASON ONE, THERE WERE A FEW LITTLE SPATS

394. BETWEEN THE CONTESTANTS. RIGHT, GIRLS?

395. - MAYBE. - JUST A FEW.

396. - LITTLE BIT.

397. - WELL, THIS SEASON

398. WE HAD A SHOOTOUT AT THE DRAG RACE CORRAL.

399. COMING IN AT NUMBER TWO, IT'S THE TERRIBLE "T's—

400. TYRA VERSA TATIANNA.

401. WHAT ARE THE JUDGES NOT SEEING?

402. - TYRA IS A COMPLETE BITCH.

403. - SHE TALKS SO MUCH SHIT ABOUT SO MANY PEOPLE,

404. BUT WON'T SAY IT TO THEIR FACE.

405. - THE REALITY IS, IN THIS FIELD,

406. THERE IS SO MUCH CATTINESS.

407. AFTER HAVING BEEN DRESSED FOR SO MANY HOURS

408. AND UNDER THE LIGHTS AND ALL THAT, YOU KNOW,

409. TENSIONS ARE HIGH.

410. I MEAN, GOD KNOWS, IN OUR SEASON,

411. I MEAN, I HAD LOTS OF FRUSTRATIONS MYSELF.

412. THINGS HAPPEN.

413. SOMETIMES YOU JUST HAVE TO VOCALIZE IT.

414. - ALL RIGHT, KIDS.

415. WE ARE DOWN TO NUMBER ONE IN OUR COUNTDOWN.

416. - RU, CAN I SAY SOMETHING?

417. I THINK IT'S TIME I TAKE OVER.

418. - UH, BEBE, YOU MAY BE THE NEXT DRAG SUPERSTAR,

419. BUT IT'S STILL MY SHOW.

420. - WELL, I THINK THE MOMENT HAS COME FOR US

421. TO REVEAL

422. THE MOST UNFORGETTABLE FITS AND FASHION

423. FROM THE RUNWAY...

424. ALL WORN BY YOU.

425. - ME? ME?

426. - YOU! OBVIOUSLY.

427. - OH, MY GOD.

428. - I'M BACK!

429. - MY FAVORITE IS THE VERY LA CROIXONE

430. WITH THE PLEATS AND THREE SHADES OF CREAM,

431. A LITTLE LAVENDER. - OH, YES.

432. - I THINK THAT WAS SO PRETTY. - THAT WAS OUR WEDDING SHOW.

433. I PLAYED THE MOTHER OF THE BRIDE.

434. - IT'S GORGEOUS. THEN THE RED AND BLACK.

435. - RIGHT. THAT WAS VERY "MISS ROSS."

436. - BUT IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL.

437. THAT WAS SO STRIKING, THE SILHOUETTE OF THE BODY.

438. - AND I LOVE ALL THE OSTRICH FEATHERS

439. ON THE LILAC DRESS, THE STRAPLESS.

440. - WHAT MADE SOME OF THOSE OUTFITS SO FANTASTIC

441. WAS THE FACT THAT YOU CHANGED HAIR COLOR AS WELL.

442. - WELL, MATHU ALWAYS WANTS TO TOP HIMSELF.

443. - I THINK, WITH THE PUNK ROCK OUTFIT,

444. I THINK THAT'S PROBABLY THE BIGGEST HAIR

445. I'VE EVER WORN IN MY CAREER.

446. - LADIES, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR STOPPING BY.

447. I'M SO HAPPY FOR ALL OF YOUR SUCCESSES,

448. AND I CAN'T WAIT

449. UNTIL WE'RE ALL ON THE RuPAUL'S DRAG RACETOUR

450. ALL OVER THE WORLD.

451. - THANK YOU—

452. - YES. THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

453. - ... FOR MAKING IT HAPPEN.

454. - YOU GUYS, MAKE SURE YOU TUNE IN NEXT WEEK

455. TO SEE WHO WILL BE CROWNED THE NEXT DRAG QUEEN SUPERSTAR.

456. NOW I HOPE YOU'RE HUNGRY—

457. - ... BECAUSE I'VE BEEN DIGGING UP SOME TASTY TIDBITS,

458. UNSEEN MORSELS,

459. AND DELICIOUS BEHIND-THE-SCENE NUGGETS.

460. CHERRY PIE! CHERRY PIE!

461. $5!

462. - NOW, NATURALLY,

463. THERE WAS SOME FIERCE COMPETITION BETWEEN THE QUEENS.

464. - IT'S A COMPETITION.

465. - BUT WHAT IMPRESSED ME THE MOST WAS THE MUTUAL LOVE AND SUPPORT,

466. 'CAUSE, WHEN IT COMES TO DRAG, SUPPORT IS ESSENTIAL.

467. - I'M TRYING TO GET THIS BOOB JUST TO STAY ON.

468. - I HOPE I CAN MAKE SOME NEW DRAG SISTERS

469. TO REALLY GIVE ME SOME TIPS, TO HELP A BITCH OUT.

470. - THANK YOU. - YOU'RE WELCOME!

471. - WE ALL GENUINELY WANT EACH OTHER TO LOOK GOOD.

472. - DO YOU HAVE TIME, BABY, TO HELP ME JUST PUT THIS ON?

473. - PEOPLE THAT ARE HELPING EACH OTHER,

474. THEY'RE HELPING EACH OTHER BECAUSE THEY WANT THEM TO STAY.

475. - SO YOU JUST TAKE YOUR WHITE, HIGHLIGHT ALL THIS AREA.

476. MAKE THAT POP.

477. GRANTED, THIS IS A COMPETITION.

478. IT'S ALSO A LEARNING EXPERIENCE.

479. - YOU LIKE ME TO— WANT ME TO WRAP AROUND HERE?

480. - LIKE, POOM-POOM-POOM-POOM. YEAH.

481. DOES IT LOOK TOO BAD?

482. IF YOU ARE GOING TO WIN,

483. YOU ARE GOING TO WIN, NO MATTER WHAT.

484. THAT'S WHY, IF I NEED TO GIVE YOU MY PANTIES,

485. I GIVE YOU MY PANTIES.

486. BECAUSE IF I'M GOING TO WIN,

487. I'M GOING TO WIN, WITH OR WITHOUT PANTIES.

488. - OUR GIRLS WEREN'T AFRAID TO TALK ABOUT ANYTHING,

489. INCLUDING A DRAG QUEEN'S BEST-KEPT SECRET.

490. I'M TALKING ABOUT PADDING.

491. - ARE YOU A PADDED QUEEN?

492. - I DO PAD, YEAH.

493. - I WEAR HIP PADS, YEAH. - UH-HUH.

494. - BUT I DON'T WEAR BUTT PADS. I HAVE A LITTLE BIT OF A—

495. - OKAY.

496. - DID YOU SEE MY ASS?

497. DID YOU SEE MY HIPS?

498. BOYS DON'T HAVE THAT. I MOLDED THAT.

499. - I THINK YOU'VE GOT QUITE A SHAPE THERE.

500. - WELL, YESTERDAY, I WORE HIP PADS.

501. - WOW, SOME OF THESE GIRLS,

502. THEY'RE PRETTY CUTE,

503. BUT IF YOU'RE TRYING TO DO DRAG,

504. YOU SHOULD PAD, TO LOOK AT LEAST LIKE A GIRL.

505. - NOW, YOU DON'T HAVE PADDING, YOU'RE NOT A PADDED QUEEN?

506. - I LIKE BEING THIN.

507. I MODELLED MYSELF AFTER, LIKE, A SUPERMODEL.

508. WE'RE NOT LIKE THAT IN L.A.

509. WE DON'T PAD.

510. THAT'S AN EAST COAST, MIDWEST, SOUTHERN THING,

511. WHERE THEY'RE PAGEANT GIRLS.

512. - IT'S PRIVATE. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

513. I'M PUTTING ON MY BODY.

514. - THIS SEASON, THE DRAG QUEENS PROVED

515. THAT THEY WERE TALENTED CELEBRITY IMPERSONATORS,

516. BUT, BEHIND THE SCENES,

517. THESE QUEENS STEPPED UP THEIR GAME

518. AND STARTED DOING EACH OTHER.

519. - NICOLE PAIGE BROOKS FROM ATLANTA, GEORGIA.

520. "NICOLE PAIGE BROOKS FROM ATLANTA, GEORGIA."

521. - I HOT-GLUED IT TO MY LEG, ALONG WITH THESE TO MY ARM.

522. TYRA, CAN YOU PASS OVER THAT HOT GLUE GUN.

523. PLEASE? I'M FIXING TO GLUE SOME RHINESTONES

524. ONTO MY GOWN

525. THAT I'M TRYING TO FIX AND MAKE.

526. - I'M DOING "SASHA FIERCE,"

527. BUT, TECHNICALLY, I'M DOING BEYONCE.

528. - I LOVE BEYONCE.

529. - AS DRAG QUEENS, WE MAKE OUR OWN FAMILIES,

530. BUT WHEN THE GIRLS TALKED ABOUT THEIR REAL FAMILIES,

531. THE EMOTIONS RANGED FROM ADMIRATION

532. TO SOMETHING MORE COMPLICATED.

533. - "DEAR SON, THIS IS YOUR MOMMY SPEAKING.

534. "YOU'RE A VERY TALENTED CHILD,

535. AND YOU CAN BE WHATEVER YOU WANT."

536. SHE WROTE ME A NOTE ONCE

537. BEFORE WHEN I WAS COMPETING FOR SOMETHING

538. WHEN I WAS, LIKE, 20,

539. AND I'VE KEPT IT.

540. "SO REMEMBER, IF YOU DON'T DO WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO,

541. I'LL BE BEHIND YOU WITH MY BELT."

542. - SO YOUR MOM SAYS SHE'S GONNA BEAT YOU IF YOU DON'T MAKE IT?

543. - YEAH, BASICALLY. - DAMN!

544. - I'M REALLY FORTUNATE,

545. BECAUSE A LOT OF PEOPLE DON'T HAVE THAT FAMILY BASE,

546. YOU KNOW?

547. ESPECIALLY IN OUR COMMUNITY.

548. AND I'M JUST LUCKY TO HAVE A MOM

549. THAT'S SO SUPPORTIVE,

550. AND I LOVE VERY MUCH.

551. - MY FATHER'S ONE OF THE TOUGHEST SCOTSMEN.

552. LIKE, HE'S A MAN'S MAN, YOU KNOW,

553. AND HE WAS SO OKAY WITH ME BEING GAY.

554. HE WAS LIKE, "I LOVE YOU.

555. IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER. AS LONG AS YOU'RE HAPPY."

556. AND I WAS LIKE, "BIZZLE!"

557. - TO EACH HIS OWN. - ABSOLUTELY.

558. - LIKE, WHEN PEOPLE FIND OUT YOU'RE GAY,

559. AND THEY'RE LIKE, "YOU KNOW, GOD LOVES YOU."

560. - "YEAH, I KNOW HE DOES."

561. - IMAGINE WHAT THE WORLD WOULD LOOK LIKE

562. IF THERE WEREN'T GAY PEOPLE.

563. EW.

564. - I LOVED HEARING ALL THE GIRLS' BACKGROUNDS,

565. BUT JUJUBEE'S SENSE OF HISTORY WAS POSITIVELY SHAKESPEAREAN.

566. - DID YOU GUYS KNOW THE WORD "DRAG"

567. WAS AN ACRONYM THAT SHAKESPEARE CREATED?

568. - "DRESS RESEMBLING A GIRL."

569. - IT WAS ACTUALLY A SIDE NOTE FOR HIS PLAYS,

570. BECAUSE, BACK IN THE DAY,

571. THE PLAYERS OF THE STAGE WERE ALL MEN.

572. - THEY WERE LADY-BOYS.

573. - ONE THING THERE WAS NO SHORTAGE OF WAS GIRL TALK.

574. - WOO!

575. - I THINK IT WAS GAY PRIDE LAST YEAR OR SOMETHING.

576. I GOT A TAXI, AND WE GO HOME.

577. I WAS LIKE, IN DRAG, IN BED—

578. LIKE, "COME ON, BABY, LET'S DO IT."

579. AND HE WAS LIKE, "NO, YOU'RE SAHARA!"

580. - WELL, AND PEOPLE ASK HIM, YOU KNOW,

581. IF WE HAVE SEX WHEN I'M IN DRAG, AND ALL THAT STUFF, SO.

582. - THERE EVER BEEN A NIGHT WHEN YOU'RE JUST MESSY DRUNK,

583. YOU'RE JUST, LIKE,

584. "I DON'T WANT TO TAKE THIS OFF, LET'S JUST DO IT."

585. - NO.

586. - NOW, YOU KNOW I LOVE A GOOD CATCHPHRASE.

587. - THE TIME HAS COME...

588. FOR YOU TO LIP-SYNC... FOR YOUR LIFE.

589. - GENTLEMEN—

590. START YOUR ENGINES.

591. AND MAY THE BEST WOMAN...

592. WIN!

593. - AND DON'T... FUCK IT... UP.

594. - ... BUT, THIS SEASON, I HAD SOME SERIOUS COMPETITION.

595. - WORK!

596. - WORK!

597. - YOU BETTER WORK, BITCH!

598. - I'M NOT A BITCH. I'M AMERICA'S SWEETHEART.

599. - THANK YOU.

600. - THANK YOU.

601. - THANK YOU.

602. - THANK YOU.

603. - THANK YOU.

604. - THANK YOU.

605. - THANK YOU.

606. - ARE YOU GOING THROUGH IT?

607. ARE YOU GOING THROUGH

608. SOME PSYCHOLOGICAL CHANGES IN YOUR LIFE?

609. - I'M NOT. - I'M NOT EITHER.

610. - NOW, I KNOW YOU'RE A TWO-PIECE AND A BISCUIT.

611. - AS LONG AS THAT TWO-PIECE AND A BISCUIT IS THERE,

612. I AM PERFECTLY—

613. I GOT MY TWO-PIECE AND A BISCUIT WAITING ON ME ANYWHERE I GO.

614. - DURING MY WORLDWIDE TOUR, I STOPPED IN TEXAS,

615. AND I DID MEET MYSTIQUE.

616. AND SHE WANTED TO BE TIPPED WITH A TWO-PIECE AND A BISCUIT.

617. - "TWO-PIECE AND A BISCUIT!"

618. MYSTIQUE— GONE, BUT NOT FORGOTTEN.

619. - NOW, IT'S BEEN AN INCREDIBLE SEASON—

620. - WHAT DO THE BAGS SAY? THEY SAY "SANTINO?"

621. - ... DRIPPING WITH CHARISMA, UNIQUENESS, NERVE, AND TALENT.

622. - WELCOME TO ANOTHER— OH, SHIT.

623. - AND I'M NOT JUST TALKIN' 'BOUT THE QUEENS!

624. I'M TALKING ABOUT THE JUDGES—

625. THE SASSY SANTINO,

626. AND OUR RESIDENT FASHIONISTA, MERLE GINSBERG,

627. NOT TO MENTION OUR STAR-STUDDED PANEL OF GUEST JUDGES.

628. - OKAY, THAT, TO ME, IS A COMPLETE TURN-ON.

629. OH!

630. - KATHY, DID YOU KNOW JESSICA WAS PADDED?

631. - I AM TOO, ACTUALLY.

632. - OKAY.

633. - YEAH, I'VE BEEN PADDED FOR THE LAST 10 YEARS.

634. - THE JUDGES BROUGHT A LOT OF LIFE-EXPERIENCE TO THE SHOW,

635. AND THE CONTESTANTS WERE ALL EARS.

636. - YOU MUST NOT LISTEN TO THE INTERVIEWER.

637. IF HE SAYS, "WHERE ARE YOU FROM?"

638. YOU SAY, "WELL, ACTUALLY, I'M FROM SO-AND-SO,

639. BUT, IN MY BOOK—" AND THEN YOU NAME THE BOOK.

640. YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BRING IT IN YOURSELF,

641. 'CAUSE THEY'RE NEVER GOING TO BRING IT IN.

642. - I'VE STARTED WORKING IN A STRIP CLUB,

643. LIKE, WITH THE REGULAR GIRLS.

644. YOU COULD WALK INTO THE CLUB,

645. AND YOU COULD FIND

646. THAT THERE WAS ONE GIRL EVERYONE WAS TRYING TO BE LIKE,

647. AND THEY WERE ALL DOING THE SAME THING.

648. SO IT DOESN'T MAKE FINANCIAL SENSE.

649. - SO YOUR LIP-SYNC WAS VERY, VERY GOOD, TOO,

650. WHICH I NOTICED RIGHT AWAY,

651. BECAUSE IN FILMS THAT'S WHAT WE ALWAYS DID.

652. IT'S NOT EASY TO LIP-SYNC CORRECTLY,

653. AND YOU DID A SUPER JOB.

654. - IN THE REAL WORLD,

655. IF YOU GET ARRESTED AND DON'T SPEAK ENGLISH,

656. THE COURT APPOINTS AN INTERPRETER,

657. BUT, HERE ON RuPAUL'S DRAG RACE,

658. LANGUAGE BARRIERS ARE JUST PART OF THE FUN.

659. - DID YOU TUCK? YOUR CANDY— DID YOU HIDE YOUR CANDY?

660. - MY CANDY?

661. - YES.

662. UM. COMO—

663. - HUEVOS—

664. - HUEVOS, UH, EL POLLO.

665. - OH! OH, MY DICK?

666. - SOMETHING WITH "ANGELA" AT THE END.

667. - EVERYONE HAS A PROBLEM WITH MY NAME.

668. - I WAS GOING TO SAY "KANGELA."

669. I'LL CHANGE MINE TO "KANGELA."

670. - BECAUSE A LOT OF KIDS ARE CALLING YOU "SHAN-JELLA."

671. - OR "SHANGA-LINGA."

672. - YOU CALLED HER "SHANGA-LINGA."

673. I DO HAVE AN OINTMENT IN MY DRESSING ROOM FOR THAT.

674. - NOW, YOU KNOW, A LOT OF THE JUDGES MENTIONED

675. TYRA'S DEEP VOICE.

676. - WHEN YOU TRANSFORM INTO TYRA, WHY DOESN'T YOUR VOICE CHANGE?

677. - IN FACT, SANTINO DIDN'T JUST MENTION IT.

678. HE WORKED IT.

679. - [SUPER-DEEP MONOTONE]: I THINK THAT TYRA SHOULD STAY,

680. BUT SOMETIMES WHEN I SEE HER AND SHE'S TALKING TO ME,

681. I JUST THINK "WHO IS THIS DUDE TALKING TO ME?"

682. - I'LL GIVE YOU $4,000 TO STOP THAT RIGHT NOW.

683. - RIGHT. RIGHT! ME TOO!

684. - NOW, MOST QUEENS AREN'T SHY, BUT THIS IS A FAMILY SHOW,

685. SO YOU HAVE TO USE A LITTLE DISCRETION,

686. AND NOTHING SAYS DISCRETION LIKE A DOUBLE ENTENDRE.

687. - ANYBODY THAT'S EATEN MY CHERRY PIE RAVES ABOUT IT.

688. - HOW'S THE CRUST?

689. - CRISPY.

690. AND A LITTLE TENDER IN THE MIDDLE.

691. - AND THE FRUIT?

692. - ALWAYS RIPE.

693. - IS IT JUICY, PANDORA?

694. - IT'S OVERFLOWING WITH JUICES.

695. - WOULD YOU SAY YOUR CHERRY PIE WAS SUCCULENT?

696. - I WOULD SAY IT'S SUCCULENT, AND A BIT MOIST.

697. - YOU GETTING HUNGRY, KIM?

698. - I'M GETTING HUNGRY!

699. - NOW, FOR SOME QUEENS,

700. THE ULTIMATE PRAISE IS WHEN PEOPLE THINK YOU'RE A REAL GIRL.

701. - IT'S REALLY A WOMAN, ISN'T IT?

702. - IT IS REALLY A WOMAN.

703. - I KNEW IT. I KNEW IT!

704. - IT'S CALLED "BEING FISHY."

705. - WHEN YOU WALKED OUT,

706. I REALLY DID HAVE THAT SAME MOMENT THAT DITA HAD.

707. "IS THAT A GIRL? I THINK THAT'S A GIRL."

708. THERE'S AN IMPOSTER IN THE SHOW!

709. IT'S A GIRL! CHECK HER CROTCH!

710. - MAYBE WE HAVE A REAL SCANDAL HERE.

711. MAYBE SHE'S ACTUALLY A REAL WOMAN.

712. - WHAT?

713. - EVER THOUGHT ABOUT THAT?

714. - I WILL WALK OFF THIS SET.

715. - YEAH, I WILL KICK HER ASS.

716. - I WILL GIVE HER A PAP SMEAR IN FIVE SECONDS.

717. I WILL GET TO THE BOTTOM OF IT.

718. - THIS SEASON, WE NOT ONLY DISHED CELEBRITIES,

719. WE ATE 'EM FOR LUNCH.

720. - I MEAN, I LOVE EVERYTHING.

721. I'M GOING TO BE THE PAULA TONIGHT, I THINK.

722. I'M THE PAULA OF THE RuPAUL SHOW.

723. - I KNOW A NUMBER OF BIG HOLLYWOOD MOGULS

724. WHO WOULD LIKE TO TAKE YOU OUT,

725. IF YOU'RE EVER AVAILABLE.

726. - I REALLY LIKE LADY GAGA A LOT.

727. SHE'S ALMOST LIKE A DRAG QUEEN HERSELF.

728. - ALMOST? YOU'RE VERY KIND.

729. YOU ACTUALLY DID MORE WORK

730. THAN BRITNEY DOES IN HER CONCERTS.

731. I MEAN, YOU ACTUALLY SANG IN YOUR CONCERT,

732. WHICH IS SOMETHING BRITNEY DOES NOT DO.

733. - I LIKE THAT WIG.

734. IT LOOKED GOOD.

735. YOU KNOW, I REALLY DID SEE—

736. LESLEY STAHL HAS A GOOD WIG AS WELL.

737. LESLEY, I'M SO SORRY.

738. - AT THE END OF THE DAY,

739. I HOPE I'M LESS OF A JUDGE AND MORE OF A TEACHER,

740. AND THE BEST WAY TO TEACH, OF COURSE, IS BY EXAMPLE.

741. EARLIER TODAY, I HAD MY FACE LIFTED FOR A FIFTH TIME.

742. WHY? BECAUSE I'M DEDICATED TO THIS, CHILDREN.

743. - YOU... ARE A BURNING SENSATION...

744. AND I DON'T WANT AN OINTMENT TO CLEAR IT UP.

745. - YOU HAVE TO USE WHAT YOU'VE GOT TO GET WHAT YOU WANT.

746. YOU KNOW, MY FRIENDS CALL ME THE MacGYVER OF DRAG.

747. I WILL TAKE A WIRE HANGER—

748. - AND A MAXIPAD—

749. - AND JIMMY-RIG A LIGHTING SYSTEM IN A HOTEL ROOM.

750. - WHAT HAPPENS SOMETIMES IS THAT MY NUTS POP,

751. AND IT REMINDS ME THAT I'M A DUDE.

752. SO I TRY TO GO RIGHT BACK TO BEING FEMININE,

753. SO THAT'S... WHAT HAPPENED.

754. - YEAH, I MEAN, I KNOW,

755. EVERYBODY KNOWS ABOUT POPPING CHERRY,

756. BUT NOBODY TALKS ABOUT POPPING A NUT.

757. - IT IS PART OF DOING DRAG.

758. - SO, IN CASE YOU MISSED ANY OF THE FIERCE ACTION...

759. - YOU PUSHED ME! YOU PUSHED ME!

760. - I GOT IT FIRST!

761. - HERE'S A FAST-FORWARD FLASHBACK OF THIS SEASON'S COMPETITION.

762. - CHEESEBURGER, TACO BELL, AND DIET COKE ON THE SIDE, GIRL.

763. - ON THE FIRST DAY,

764. THE GONE-WITH-THE-WINDOW PHOTOSHOOT

765. TESTED THE QUEENS' ABILITY TO GET REAL,

766. TO GET GLAMOUR,

767. AND GET BLOWN.

768. - I'VE NEVER BEEN BLOWN LIKE THAT IN MY LIFE.

769. - THEN EVERYBODY HAD TO CHANNEL THEIR INNER-SCARLET O'HARA

770. AND STYLE AN OUTFIT FROM A SET OF CURTAINS.

771. - MORGAN McMICHAELS,

772. YOU ARE THE WINNER OF THIS CHALLENGE.

773. MYSTIQUE, BASED ON YOUR UNFORGETTABLE PRESENTATION,

774. I'M GIVING YOU A GET-OUT-OF-JAIL-FREE CARD.

775. SAHARA DAVENPORT... SHANTE, YOU STAY.

776. SHANGELA... SASHAY AWAY.

777. - NEXT, WE DIVIDED THE QUEENS

778. INTO TWO TEAMS OF BURLESQUE DANCERS,

779. AND EACH TEAM HAD TO WORK HARD FOR THE MONEY—

780. - ... THEN, TAKE TO THE STREETS AND REPRESENT.

781. - YOU GOT SOME MONEY FOR ME?

782. - DOES ANYBODY WANT CHERRY PIE?

783. - HELP ME OUT. BUY SOME PIE.

784. - HI! WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY A SLICE OF CHERRY PIE?

785. - IN THE END, SAHARA WON,

786. AND RAVEN AND NICOLE PAIGE BROOKS

787. HAD TO LIP-SYNC FOR THEIR LIVES.

788. NICOLE PAIGE BROOKS, YOU ARE A FABULOUS QUEEN...

789. NOW SASHAY AWAY.

790. - NEXT, THE GIRLS HAD TO SHOOT A COMMERCIAL

791. FOR "DISCO EXTRA-GREASY SHORTENING."

792. - HI! WELCOME TO ANOTHER HOME-FRIED MEAL!

793. - WAIT, CAN YOU STOP— CAN WE CUT?

794. CAN YOU— IS IT "HOME-FRIED MALE?"

795. HOME-FRIED MALE?

796. - HOME-FRIED MEAL.

797. - MEAL! OKAY. THOUGHT SHE WAS GONNA FRY UP A BOY.

798. - ON THE MAIN STAGE,

799. THE GIRLS TURNED IT OUT

800. IN FRONT OF COUNTRY LEGEND TANYA TUCKER.

801. - WOW. AWESOME.

802. - TYRA STEPPED UP HER GAME WITH THREE OUTFITS IN ONE.

803. TYRA SANCHEZ, YOU TORE IT UP, MISS THING.

804. AND IT WAS MYSTIQUE'S TURN TO, WELL, SPLIT.

805. - NEXT, WE ASKED THE GIRLS

806. TO CHANNEL THEIR BEST CELEBRITY IMPERSONATIONS

807. FOR A LITTLE QUIZ SHOW WE CALLED "THE SNATCH GAME."

808. - I'M SO— I'M A LITTLE EMBARRASSED, RU.

809. - ARE YOU EMBARRASSED? - I'M A LITTLE EMBARRASSED,

810. 'CAUSE I JUST WROTE "I'VE GOT A LOVELY BUNCH OF COCONUTS."

811. - BRITNEY. "DUMB DIDI'S SO DUMB,

812. LAST NIGHT SHE GOT ARRESTED FOR DRIVING WITHOUT A...?"

813. - A BABY IN HER LAP.

814. - A BABY!

815. TATIANNA TOOK THE PRIZE,

816. AND SONIQUE BENT OVER BACKWARDS TO TRY AND STAY IN THE GAME

817. WHEN SHE AND MORGAN HAD TO LIP-SYNC FOR THEIR LIVES.

818. THIS CHOICE HAS NEVER BEEN SO DIFFICULT.

819. SONIQUE, SASHAY AWAY.

820. FOR THEIR NEXT CHALLENGE,

821. WE ASKED THE GIRLS TO CUSTOMIZE WEDDING DRESSES,

822. AND TYRA'S SINGING AND HER HOT GLUE GUN

823. GOT ON EVERYBODY'S NERVES.

824. - [OFF-KEY SINGING]: AHH!

825. - KEEP BURNING YOURSELF, BITCH.

826. - AHH!

827. - BUT, ON THE MAIN STAGE,

828. THE JUDGES WENT ALL "LADY GAGA" OVER TYRA'S LOOK.

829. - YOU LOOK LIKE A PORCELAIN DOLL WITH THE MAKEUP.

830. - THANK YOU. - I LOVE IT.

831. - TYRA SANCHEZ.

832. CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'RE THE WINNER OF THIS CHALLENGE.

833. - WHEN IT CAME TIME TO LIP-SYNC FOR YOUR LIFE,

834. SAHARA WAS REALLY ON HER TOES,

835. AND POOR MORGAN GOT LEFT AT THE ALTAR.

836. - FOR THE NEXT CHALLENGE,

837. THE GUEST JUDGE HENRY ROLLINS JOINED TERRI NUNN

838. AND THE WHOLE HOUSE WAS ROCKIN'.

839. - UNO, DOS, TRES, QUATTRO!

840. - YOU KNOW WHAT, EDDIE MURPHY?

841. YOU CANNOT HAVE THIS LADY-GIRL, HONEY!

842. - JESSICA WON,

843. SO JUJUBEE AND SAHARA HAD TO LIP-SYNC FOR THEIR LIVES.

844. - SAHARA DAVENPORT, SASHAY AWAY.

845. - WHEN THE GIRLS REGROUPED,

846. THEY HIT THE BOOKS TO CREATE THEIR OWN AUTOBIOGRAPHY.

847. - IT'S SO EXCITING TO BE A PART OF RuPAUL'S DRAG RACE.

848. IT'S ALMOST AS EXCITING

849. AS MY NEW BOOK, OUT OF THE BOXX.

850. - THE BOOK IS CALLED THE WOMAN IN ME.

851. - I JUST GOT FINISHED WRITING A MEMOIR,

852. AND I CALL IT MEMOIRS OF A GAY-SHA.

853. - I HAVE MY NEW BOOK.

854. - WHAT WAS THAT?

855. THE DREAMS OF A GOLDEN CHILD.

856. - WELL, FIRST OF ALL,

857. I'M YOUNG, BROKE, AND FABULOUS,

858. MY NEW BOOK, IS GOING TO HIT STORES SOON.

859. - IN THE END, RAVEN WAS THE HANDS-DOWN BEST-SELLER.

860. - RAVEN, YOU'RE YOUNG, BROKE, AND FABULOUS.

861. - TATIANNA AND JESSICA WILD HAD TO LIP-SYNC FOR THEIR LIVES...

862. AND IT WAS THE CLOSING CHAPTER FOR JESSICA.

863. - THANK YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART.

864. - SO THE NEXT CHALLENGE HAD THE GIRLS

865. WORKING WITH SOME GAY PIONEERS FROM THE "STONEWALL" ERA—

866. - WHICH ONE OF YOU BITCHES IS MY DRAG MOTHER?

867. - OH! JESUS...

868. - I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU'D DO SOMETHING INTERESTING WITH IT,

869. LIKE A LOW CUT.

870. I PUT IN ALL THIS STUFF FOR TODAY.

871. - ... AND THESE SILVER FOXES TURNED INTO GOLDEN GIRLS.

872. OH, DEAR GOD.

873. - AND, IN THE END, RAVEN CARRIED HERSELF TO VICTORY.

874. - PANDORA, YOU OPENED YOUR BOXX FOR THE WORLD TO SEE.

875. NOW... SASHAY AWAY.

876. - NEXT, THE GIRLS WERE NOMINATED

877. FOR THE FIRST ANNUAL DIVA AWARDS.

878. BITCH!

879. - ON THE MAIN STAGE,

880. THE GIRLS SERVED SOME SERIOUS MEAN-TEEN FASHIONS,

881. DISHED UP SOME EXTREME DC-EXECUTIVE REALNESS,

882. AND GAVE HOLLYWOOD'S RED-CARPET BEAUTIES

883. A RUN FOR THEIR MONEY.

884. - I FEEL WONDERFUL, FABULOUS, GORGEOUS, BEAUTIFUL.

885. - GORGEOUS.

886. - IN THE END, TYRA OUT-DIVA-ED THE OTHER DIVAS.

887. TATIANNA, YOU MADE THIS COMPETITION FUN AND FRESH.

888. FOR THAT, I HAVE JUST TWO WORDS—

889. THANK YOU.

890. - THANK YOU.

891. - THANK YOU.

892. - ... AND THEN THERE WERE THREE.

893. AMEN.

894. - IN JUST ONE WEEK,

895. RAVEN, TYRA, OR JUJUBEE WILL WALK AWAY

896. WITH THE TITLE OF "AMERICA'S NEXT DRAG SUPERSTAR."

897. THE WINNER WILL ALSO RECEIVE

898. A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF NYX COSMETICS

899. AND BE THE FACE OF NYXCOSMETICS.COM,

900. AN EXCLUSIVE ONE-YEAR PR CONTRACT

901. WITH THE LEADING LGBT FIRM, PROJECT PUBLICITY,

902. BE FEATURED IN L.A. EYEWORKS'

903. LEGENDARY DESIGNER EYEWEAR CAMPAIGN,

904. AND HEADLINE LOGO'S DRAG RACETOUR

905. FEATURING EXCEPTIONAL ABSOLUTDRINKS...

906. AND A CASH PRIZE OF $25,000.

907. YOU THINK YOU KNOW THESE DIVAS?

908. THINK AGAIN.

909. BECAUSE, BEHIND THE FABULOUS DANCES

910. AND FIERCE FACADES,

911. THERE'S A WHOLE LOT OF HEART AND SOUL

912. YOU'VE NEVER SEEN... UNTIL NOW.

913. WHEN FIRST WE SAW JUJUBEE'S AUDITION TAPE—

914. - HI, RuPAUL'S DRAG RACE.

915. MY NAME IS AIRLINE.

916. - WE WERE WOWED BY HER TRANSFORMATION.

917. - OH! JUJUBEE!

918. - DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING YOU WANT TO SAY TO YOUR FANS OUT THERE?

919. - I JUST WANT TO SAY THANK YOU

920. FOR ALL THE YEARS THAT YOU HAVE BEEN SUPPORTING ME.

921. - SWEET AND BUBBLY, TO FEISTY AND FIERCE.

922. - AND YOU— LEGENDARY, YOU THINK YOU ARE?

923. LEGENDARY? LOOKS LIKE "LEG AND DAIRY."

924. - OOH-HOO-HOO-HOO!

925. - JUJUBEE WASN'T AFRAID

926. TO SHARE SOME OF THE PAIN FROM HER PAST.

927. - WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR SENSE OF HUMOUR FROM?

928. - MY FATHER PASSING AWAY WHEN I WAS 15.

929. - 15? - YEAH.

930. AND, FROM THEN ON, IT WAS JUST LIKE, YOU KNOW,

931. I CAN'T BE STUCK IN THIS LITTLE BALL.

932. - RIGHT.

933. - I CAN'T, YOU KNOW, CRY ABOUT IT ANY MORE.

934. HE WAS LIKE MY KING.

935. HE DID EVERYTHING FOR ME.

936. HE TAUGHT ME EVERYTHING I KNEW.

937. HE KNEW THAT I WAS GAY, BEFORE I KNEW I WAS GAY.

938. HE DRAGGED ME TO SCHOOL EVERY MORNING,

939. AND THE LAST THING HE WOULD ALWAYS SAY

940. BEFORE I LEFT THE CAR WAS,

941. AND "DON'T LET THOSE KIDS TELL YOU ANYTHING DIFFERENT.

942. "'CAUSE LIKE I KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT YOU.

943. YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT TO DO,"

944. AND THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING.

945. - BUT JUJUBEE'S POSITIVE ATTITUDE IS POSITIVELY INFECTIOUS.

946. - I HAVE THE FULL PACKAGE.

947. I HAVE PERSONALITY.

948. I HAVE SENSE OF STYLE,

949. AND I HAVE GREAT BIG WHITE TEETH.

950. - I THOUGHT SHE WAS DYNAMITE.

951. SHE HAD A FANTASTIC PERSONALITY.

952. - I'M ALREADY HAPPY ABOUT JUST BEING HERE,

953. BUT, IF I WIN, EVERYBODY GETS A PUPPY.

954. - OUR NEXT FINALIST IS "THE OTHER TYRA"--

955. THE BEAUTIFUL, THE GORGEOUS, THE ALLURING TYRA SANCHEZ.

956. - DURING MY TRANSFORMATION, WHEN I START FEELING LIKE TYRA,

957. IS BACKSTAGE, PUTTING ON THE MAKEUP,

958. BUT IT ALL COMES INTO PLACE WHEN I HEAR THEM SAY—

959. - TYRA SANCHEZ!

960. - HEAR THAT CROWD SCREAMING,

961. AND THEN, ONCE THAT MUSIC STARTS...

962. MY HEART STOPS FOR PROBABLY LIKE A SPLIT-SECOND,

963. AND IT STARTS BEATING AGAIN,

964. BUT IT'S NOT MY HEART AT THAT POINT—

965. IT'S TYRA'S HEART THAT'S BEATING.

966. - TYRA... AH!

967. - IT'S KIND OF RITA HAYWORTH.

968. - IT'S VERY RITA HAYWORTH. GILDA.

969. - YES, GILDA!

970. - TYRA HAD TO OVERCOME A LOT TO ACHIEVE WHAT SHE HAS.

971. - I GREW UP IN PROBABLY, LIKE, EVERY PROJECT IN ORLANDO.

972. LIKE, AT THE END OF EVERY SCHOOL YEAR,

973. SOMEONE GOT SHOT OR MURDERED.

974. - AND, IN REAL LIFE,

975. THIS HOT DRAG MAMA IS A YOUNG DAD.

976. - I DO HAVE A SON.

977. - JEREMIAH. OH, THAT'S THE TATTOO YOU HAVE THERE?

978. - MY SON MAKES ME SMILE EVERY TIME I SEE HIM.

979. MY SON IS MY MOTIVATION TO KEEP GOING,

980. TO MAKE HIS LIFE BETTER.

981. - YOU KNOW, A FAMILY THAT DRAGS TOGETHER

982. STAYS TOGETHER.

983. - I WOULD LOVE TO BE AMERICA'S NEXT DRAG SUPERSTAR

984. TO, LIKE, INSPIRE MORE PEOPLE,

985. TO, LIKE, LET THEM KNOW THAT THEY CAN DO IT TOO.

986. - RAVEN IS A SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA GIRL

987. DOWN TO HER ROOTS.

988. - YOU GUYS NEED LOOK NO LONGER,

989. BECAUSE THE BEST QUEENS ARE IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA.

990. - RAVEN. OH, DARLING!

991. - I LOVE DOING DRAG BECAUSE I LOVE THE TRANSFORMATION.

992. I LOVE BEING ABLE TO TRANSFORM FROM A GUY INTO A GIRL,

993. AND THEN, AT THE END OF THE NIGHT,

994. BEING ABLE TO TAKE IT OFF.

995. - RAVEN!

996. - I DEFINITELY DO NOT WANT TO BE A GIRL.

997. I LOVE MYSELF, WHO I AM.

998. IT IS AN ART-FORM.

999. - NOW, RAVEN LANDED IN THE BOTTOM TWO

1000. EARLY IN THE COMPETITION—

1001. - RAVEN.

1002. I'M SORRY, BUT YOU'RE UP FOR ELIMINATION.

1003. - ... BUT PROVED SHE HAD THE STUFF TO MAKE IT TO THE FINAL THREE.

1004. - WHY SHOULD YOU WIN RuPAUL'S DRAG RACE?

1005. - WELL, FIRST OF ALL, I'M YOUNG, BROKE, AND FABULOUS.

1006. IF I WERE TO WIN RuPAUL'S DRAG RACE,

1007. IT WILL HELP TO SHOW PEOPLE THAT DRAG'S COOL,

1008. 'CAUSE IT'S FUCKING COOL. DRAG'S COOL.

1009. - WELL, THERE YOU HAVE IT, THE FABULOUS FINAL THREE.

1010. AND IF YOU'VE BEEN GROOVING TO ANY OF MY SONGS THIS SEASON,

1011. YOU CAN FIND THEM ALL ON MY ALBUM, "CHAMPION,"

1012. AVAILABLE ON iTUNES.

1013. OR READ MY BOOK, WORKIN' IT— ON SALE EVERYWHERE.

1014. JOIN ME NEXT WEEK

1015. FOR THE GRAND FINALE OF RuPAUL'S DRAG RACE,

1016. TO FIND OUT WHO WILL BE CROWNED AMERICA'S NEXT DRAG SUPERSTAR.

1017. BUT, MOST IMPORTANTLY, REMEMBER—

1018. IF YOU CAN'T LOVE YOURSELF,

1019. HOW IN THE HELL YOU GONNA BUY MY ALBUM AND MY BOOK?

1020. ALL RIGHT. NOW, LET THE MUSIC PLAY.