RuPaul's Drag Race 18x8

1. Previously on RuPaul's Drag Race. You need to produce totally twisted political ads.

2. I'm for foreskin.

3. Date a sister.

4. They like me.

5. They really like me.

6. Vita VonTesse.

7. Your proposition.

8. Grind to make money.

9. just needed to be more.

10. Juicy Love Dion.

11. Am I still a drag queen?

12. I don't know.

13. You could have brought it really back to nature if that's really what you were going for.

14. Myki Meeks.

15. Your character was so thought out.

16. I'm Stephanie Miller,

17. but you can call me Lollipop.

18. Condragulations, you're the winner of this week's challenge.

19. Juicy Love Dion.

20. Shantay, you stay.

21. Vita VonTesse Starr.

22. Sashay, away.

23. Vita was one of my closest sisters and for her to not be here anymore just has me kind of

24. in a state of shock.

25. Vita is a forever sister and to see someone like that leave, it hurts.

26. It really, really hurts.

27. Love all of you.

28. Vita, Vita, Vita.

29. This really does not feel good.

30. I did not expect it at all.

31. Take a breath.

32. Take a.

33. I can't even like look at you guys right now. I just feel really guilty.

34. You did nothing wrong to Vita.

35. And if she was here right now, she'd be telling you the same thing.

36. It's just the way the cookie crumbled tonight.

37. Amidst all the tears and amidst all the emotions,

38. I know for a fact

39. that every single girl in this room is looking at Juicy

40. thinking, please do not ever make me lip sync against that woman.

41. Everybody is afraid of Juicy at this point.

42. So one last time,

43. Vita, Vita, Vita, you know you want to eat her.

44. Vita, Vita, Vita, you know you want to eat her.

45. You know you want to eat her!

46. You know you want to eat her!

47. My journey in this competition has been a roller coaster.

48. I just have to remind myself that to survive every week you have to be undeniable.

49. And that's what I'm going to do.

50. Congratulations, Myki.

51. Myki, oh my God, Stephanie.

52. So deserving.

53. Thank you. It's just a taste of what Myki motherfucking Meeks can deliver.

54. My sisters put me in the bottom in Rate-A-Queen.

55. Not the judges. And after this week getting the win, I feel even more vindicated

56. about what I'm doing in this competition.

57. I'm really happy I'm in the top.

58. Yes, Darlene.

59. I think we're all really proud of you and we really were waiting for that moment for you to have like to shine.

60. So it's a really nice feeling being in the top. I can see some of the girls starting to take notice, look

61. So now all that's left is to clinch a win.

62. I'm looking around. A lot of you girls have wins.

63. How many people has wins? Raise your hand.

64. Oh.

65. So three of us don't?

66. Yeah, we don't.

67. Chronically safe.

68. It's just really confusing because I'm always getting four point nine five star critiques.

69. And then somebody else gets a five star critique and then guess what?

70. Discord's safe again.

71. We've been trying to predict every week what's going to happen. We've been dead wrong every week.

72. Every time.

73. So it's like you just never really know what to expect.

74. I just try to be numb until RuPaul opens her mouth.

75. As we have learned, not knowing what to expect from a person is kind of dangerous in this game.

76. You look wrecked.

77. And your beard's shining.

78. Okay, and your dick's showing.

79. Everybody can surprise you and this cast has proven to be stronger than I think any of us anticipated.

80. A cockatoo.

81. One little tiny slip up could be the thing standing between a person and their dream.

82. The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race will snatch an official makeup collaboration with Anastasia Beverly Hills Cosmetics.

83. And a cash prize of two hundred thousand dollars.

84. Courtesy of RuPaul's Drag Race Match Queen.

85. With extra special guest judge, Brooke Shields.

86. You ruined disco. Get out of the way.

87. Honey, it is a new day in the Werkroom. My confidence is overzealous.

88. I don't know what that actually means, but I'm going to say it because that sounds good coming out of my tongue.

89. I want to talk about the fact that every time Darlene is in a scene with somebody,

90. They go home.

91. They go missing.

92. Every time?

93. RDR live, I was in the top.

94. I shared the scene with Mandy. Mandy got eliminated.

95. Oh my God.

96. This political ad. I'm next to Vita. I'm in the top. Vita went home.

97. Darlene and Jane would make a great partnership.

98. Hello, hello, hello.

99. Welcome.

100. After all your hard work, you deserve a break.

101. So, how does a tropical beach vacation sound?

102. Good, because for this week's maxi challenge, you'll be starring in the hottest new dating show sensation.

103. The Snatch Game

104. of Love Island.

105. I love it!

106. So bring your sunscreen, your prophylactics, and your best celebrity impersonations because you'll be playing and flirting

107. Oh my God.

108. It's like Snatch Game but sexier.

109. Wait a minute. No, no, no, no.

110. I planned to sit behind a desk and be like

111. This is not what I planned for.

112. Racers, start your engines and may the best drag queen win.

113. Oh my God, girl!

114. We're going to Fiji, you guys.

115. How are y'all feeling?

116. I'm feeling great.

117. I mean. Excited for snatch game, but it's a completely different game right now.

118. It is a twist.

119. But I think it's exciting.

120. Are we going to be in couples? Are we going to be mating? Is there going to be a bed?

121. What are we doing?

122. How are we feeling about the twist?

123. I'm like kind of in the middle of like a a mental pivot.

124. Oh no.

125. But I I feel like it's gonna be really

126. funny, I'm doing Mrs. Claus.

127. A very grumpy, hasn't had time with her man in a long time. Right.

128. Right.

129. This twist, I feel like it might benefit me. I was already planning on having Mrs. Claus be horny on main.

130. So now that she's looking for love, this might actually work out for me.

131. What about you?

132. Um I'm doing Truman Capote.

133. I have been a fan of Truman Capote since I was pretty young.

134. I've read all of his books, but I'm kind of doing this like Capote as mischievous trickster.

135. He was famously um gay and claimed to have slept with like every famous man. So, I mean I think it sort

136. I have the sexiest character out of everybody in the room.

137. And who's that?

138. The Pope.

139. So I'm planning on playing the Pope, the Pope trademark.

140. Not any specific Pope, just the idea of a Pope.

141. Are you feeling confident?

142. Yeah.

143. Okay.

144. The characterization that I have for him, I think is funny and can work in this situation.

145. A big part of my career is doing impersonations.

146. I have worked as a Lady Gaga impersonator, a Madonna impersonator, a Amy Winehouse impersonator.

147. So, I think I'm going to surprise people.

148. Sister, who are you? What you gonna do for snatch game?

149. Well, my hair's not styled just yet. I got to curl her, but I'm doing Drew Barrymore.

150. The lip.

151. I'm going with Drew Barrymore, an iconic actress,

152. TV show host, and all around cool mom.

153. Do not miss out on the opportunity.

154. You're so stupid, bitch.

155. Drew Barrymore has been done before in the Snatch Game by Willam Belli in season fourteen.

156. E.T. phone my home.

157. You know how that ended. Goddamn lip sync LaLaPaRuza, girl.

158. You are all up for elimination.

159. So we will see how it turns out.

160. Hey.

161. So I did have

162. America Ferrera for regular Snatch Game. I don't know if that's going to work for this

163. snatch game.

164. And now,

165. I'm stucked.

166. Okay.

167. What's the ugly Betty impersonation?

168. Oh my God.

169. RuPaul I just want to be your new assistant.

170. I love you so much. I'm a huge fan.

171. Okay, no.

172. Oh my God, Juicy.

173. Maybe Gloria Stefan.

174. Or Sophia Vergara. Go Latina and just be a super Latina whore.

175. Maybe I could do Becky G.

176. I feel like this of all challenges, we knew it was coming.

177. We need to be standing ten toes down on our decisions and she is so not doing that right now.

178. I don't know really much about Becky G's like personality.

179. Mhm. No one does.

180. Is there like she's just really Latina?

181. She's just a Latina that I know.

182. Okay.

183. I'm completely spiraling.

184. I'm bouncing around the room, losing my mind.

185. How about Cardi B?

186. Juicy, you cannot come up with a tenth character.

187. But I don't have time to ghost write

188. jokes for you anymore.

189. Oh, Juicy's down.

190. I can't help you because I'm trying to save myself.

191. What is this?

192. It's an option.

193. Oh. Is it?

194. An option for what?

195. This week's Maxi challenge is a twist on the Snatch Game called Snatch Game of Love Island.

196. Even though last week I got good feedback, it wasn't my best work.

197. So this week in the snatch game, I definitely have something to prove that I can be funny and I can sell it one hundred percent.

198. Hey ladykins.

199. Now who's got island fever?

200. Oh honey. Got a bad case of it girl.

201. All right, Darlene Mitchell, Mia, Athena, Jane, and Mia.

202. And Nini and now.

203. So, it's snatch game on Love Island. What are you thinking, Athena?

204. Charlie Chaplin breaking his silence and coming out as a homosexual.

205. That's it's so meta.

206. It's a lot of layers. How do you convey that?

207. You've got the hat.

208. Ru does not buy this Charlie Chaplin.

209. At all.

210. I mean, you know what I'm saying?

211. I hear you.

212. It's kind of layer, layer, layer.

213. It's too many layers.

214. Now, I know you have Greek heritage.

215. You want to do something you feel comfortable in that you can, you know, volley with.

216. Yeah.

217. It's just where can you be funny? You know?

218. Bitch, you got to change your character.

219. Like,

220. Now.

221. And Mia, you're back there creeping. I see a fur coat and a black wig. Who is that?

222. I have Big Ang.

223. Although it's been done last season.

224. Okay. So do you do a Long Island accent?

225. I mean.

226. She's from New Jersey or Long Island?

227. She's from Jersey, right?

228. I don't know. I think she's from Long Island.

229. Oh, oh, oh. See?

230. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Okay.

231. See, you've got to know who your character is.

232. Insert rattlesnakes.

233. Right now.

234. Who is your second choice?

235. Bloody Mary.

236. Who's that?

237. Bloody Mary is when you say her name three times in the mirror.

238. Oh, yes, of course.

239. For those that don't know who Bloody Mary is, when you're a little kid and your snot nose brothers and sisters will push

240. That's the bitch that lives behind the mirror. The scary hoe. That's her.

241. Big Ang. We've seen it before. We've never seen Bloody Mary. That's an interesting angle. Just putting that out there.

242. Okay.

243. And what about you, Nini Coco?

244. I brought two options. I have Nancy Pelosi.

245. And Sir David Attenborough.

246. Oh wow.

247. Sir David Attenborough is most well known for narrating all the beautiful nature documentaries that we watch when we're high.

248. This is an interesting choice.

249. Right, they are.

250. A little peek into your psyche.

251. Yeah, yeah.

252. You haven't decided which one you're going to do yet.

253. I feel more comfortable in the David characterization.

254. I have no idea

255. who David Attenborough, I can't even say his name. I don't know who that is.

256. I want to laugh.

257. Yeah.

258. It's the least you could do for us.

259. Just don't overthink it. All right, go, go get yourself ready.

260. Thank you.

261. Thank you.

262. Hello, ladies.

263. Hello!

264. Hello.

265. Hello!

266. Now, I see a flute. You're going to be Lizzo.

267. I'm going to be Lizzo.

268. Okay, we go with what you know.

269. Go with what you know, girl.

270. Back home, I am the premier Lizzo impersonator.

271. I've done her at weddings, birthday parties, not a funeral yet. Book me for a funeral.

272. This is really about having an editorial point of view.

273. Yes.

274. And having an angle that is specific to you.

275. And then Juicy has a little pompadour wig on with a...

276. Um, it's a little pride outfit for um America's favorite lesbian, Jojo Siwa.

277. Oh, Jojo, great. How will you portray Jojo?

278. Uh, she just like talks like this and she's really fast and she's like, yeah, I'm here for the girls, you know,

279. Okay.

280. I have decided to go with

281. JoJo Siwa, final answer.

282. JoJo Siwa is known for being a dancer, being on Dance Moms, and I'm a dancer. So.

283. I'm ready to dance it out.

284. So listen, you know what this is all about. Have fun with it and just, you know, let it flow.

285. Loosen those shoulders out. Yeah, yeah.

286. Lose it.

287. Oh my gosh.

288. Good advice.

289. Yes.

290. Loosen those shoulders out. All right, I'll see you out there. Thank you.

291. Thank you.

292. Thank you, Ru.

293. Listen up, Queens, listen up.

294. Later today, you'll check into the Snatch Game of Love Island,

295. where you'll play with our sexy Island Bros.

296. Ooh.

297. And tomorrow on the main stage, we will be joined by our extra special guest judge,

298. the icon,

299. Brooke Shields.

300. Oh my God!

301. Oh my God!

302. What?

303. So good luck, and don't fuck it up.

304. Thanks, Ru.

305. Thanks, Ru.

306. Who is Brooke Shields?

307. Oh.

308. Brooke Shields?

309. Who is that?

310. Who is Brooke Shields, Juicy? I'm gonna kill you with a hammer.

311. No, just tell me like what she's been in.

312. I'm trying to think, did she do a voice for a Pixar movie? Maybe we can connect Juicy with that one.

313. What's she been in?

314. What, who...

315. She's Brooke Shields.

316. We literally named eyebrows after her.

317. She said in Greek.

318. Do it in Greek.

319. I didn't prepare for Greek.

320. Wing it.

321. Oh, this is not a game of love.

322. Get the gyros now, get the tzatziki.

323. I'm just gonna have to do it.

324. I mean, you got to pivot baby.

325. I'm building a character from scratch.

326. A Greek character from scratch?

327. I don't even know if I have an outfit for this person.

328. I have to figure the fuck out what am I going to do.

329. It's another balmy night here on Snatch Game of Love Island.

330. Oh, and here comes our first celebrity Island Ho.

331. My name is Greta Feta Onassis, the original wife of the billionaire Aristotle Onassis.

332. Before the Jackie O, honey, there was Greta O.

333. So hopefully I will find a new love here on the island.

334. All right, Ru. Challenge accepted.

335. You want a Greek bitch?

336. You're gonna get a Greek bitch, okay?

337. Okay.

338. Hello, Greta. What are you looking for today?

339. A man with lots and lots of money.

340. Like my first husband, Ari, until that bitch Jackie O took him from me.

341. Oh, okay.

342. Yes, she took my man, she took my money, but she will not take this opportunity. Do you not know why?

343. Why?

344. Because she's dead.

345. Now let's welcome our next celebrity Island of Love ho, Truman Capote.

346. I'm Truman Capote.

347. I've written a number of seminal American novels, but the books aren't the only thing that's seminal.

348. So is my ass.

349. My turnoffs include lawsuits from public figures who are mad I told their secrets. Boo, grow up.

350. I've joined the twenty-first century.

351. Look, and I'm taking notes for my next tell-all book.

352. Oh, great. What's it gonna be about?

353. Well, it's the sequel to my novel In Cold Blood,

354. called In Warm Cum.

355. Oh.

356. Oh, one second. Sorry, I need to take a note on something.

357. Oh.

358. RuPaul is here.

359. She looks

360. her age.

361. Oh my God, Lena Kazan is here.

362. Eleanor Roosevelt, nice to meet you.

363. Here's our next island hoe, Bloody Mary.

364. Did someone say my name three times?

365. I'm Bloody Mary and I'm looking for love and I'm ready to find him.

366. They should be scared of me because I got that spooky coochie.

367. Boo!

368. When it comes to guys, what's your type?

369. I like all kinds of guys.

370. Okay, but not a type O, type A negative.

371. Yes.

372. Okay. All right.

373. You're here to find love.

374. Have you ever been in love?

375. Maybe a few times I have.

376. You don't remember?

377. Yes, I d...

378. Oh my God.

379. I'm shitting myself.

380. And now our next celebrity Island Ho,

381. Sir David Attenborough.

382. Oh, what a lovely bottle neck.

383. Hello, I'm Sir David Attenborough, and I'm from England.

384. Cheerio.

385. I've observed a lot of creatures in their natural habitat getting it on.

386. So, I'm here to see if I can get in on the action.

387. Help me.

388. In a mate, I'm looking for bright colors.

389. A beautiful mating call

390. and a big snake.

391. Now, what are you looking for in a partner?

392. I've been around for a century and the thing that I'm here to do

393. is not really date,

394. but more mate, baby.

395. Okay.

396. When you only have a few years left, you get it where you can.

397. That's right. Well, Sir David, we are so happy to have you here.

398. Oh. Hello there.

399. Cynthia Nixon, you look amazing.

400. I thank you, Ross Matthews. You look fabulous.

401. All right. Here comes our last island ho ho ho.

402. It's Mrs. Claus.

403. I'm Mrs. Claus.

404. I'm looking for a real man.

405. My husband hasn't touched me for years.

406. Between you and me, he's got two famous beards, if you catch my drift.

407. Now, you're a long way from the North Pole.

408. How do you like this climate?

409. Humidity, the heat, it's awful between the legs if you know what I mean.

410. I do. And what are you looking for?

411. I'm looking to get glazed like a Christmas ham.

412. Does Mrs. Claus get freaky?

413. Oh, wouldn't you like to know?

414. Alright, Island Hoes, are you ready to meet the bros?

415. Ready!

416. Oh yeah!

417. I sure am!

418. First, a pool boy from Denver, Colorado.

419. Meet Zane.

420. What's up, what's up?

421. Oh my.

422. Oh my gosh.

423. Wow, look at this little shorts.

424. You barely get in there.

425. I haven't been this excited since Babe Paley got highlights.

426. Next up, a meat packer from Dallas, Texas.

427. Meet Froy.

428. Howdy y'all.

429. Hey there, cowboy.

430. Hello.

431. Hello. Cowabunga.

432. And finally, a pipe player from Riverside, California, meet Chris.

433. Ready to lay it down.

434. Lay it.

435. Oh lay.

436. I'll tell you this much, he can come down my chimney any night.

437. Alright lovers, are you ready to snatch a match?

438. Hell yeah.

439. Good.

440. So, to break the ice, let's play Clam Happy.

441. Starting with Zane,

442. reach inside that big pink clam and pull out a question.

443. Hashtag, too soon.

444. Describe our dream wedding.

445. Alright, looks like it's you, Greta.

446. Picture it, Santorini Island on the mountain side.

447. The Mediterranean breeze blowing through both of our natural body hairs.

448. And then we dance Zorba.

449. Come and kick with me and we will dance into your private yacht, into our separate staterooms

450. So romantic.

451. Alright, Truman Capote, it's your turn.

452. It's the interior of a cathedral.

453. I'm walking down the aisle in a beautiful white crepe de chine dress,

454. and I run into the arms of four beautiful Brazilian men covered in Crisco.

455. You

456. are not present.

457. All right, you Bloody Mary, describe our dream wedding.

458. It will be full of beautiful red roses all on the floor.

459. Sponsored by Louis Vuitton. Everybody wears bloody shoes.

460. Red velvet cake

461. and beautiful red lingerie

462. and you just take off

463. every single bit of it.

464. Hmm.

465. Sister, forgive me, but thank you

466. for bombing so bad.

467. Oh, poor baby.

468. All right, David Attenborough.

469. Well, given the rapid rate of deterioration of the natural world,

470. scientists predict we have approximately

471. Thirty minutes left.

472. So, who cares about the wedding?

473. Let's breed, baby.

474. Okay, Froy, your turn.

475. Go ahead and reach into that big pink clam.

476. Alright, Bloody Mary, #jetset.

477. If we were flying first class together and the flight attendant shamelessly flirted with me,

478. what would you do?

479. I would politely unbuckle my seatbelt.

480. I will follow her

481. to the pitcock

482. and I will politely ask

483. for some peanuts.

484. Cool.

485. David, if the flight attendant shamelessly flirted with me, what would you do?

486. Well, I'm known for being quite calm and polite.

487. So, naturally, I would say,

488. listen here, you skanky horse-like bitch.

489. You better get your hands off my man before I mow you like a Jaguar.

490. Darlene keeps breaking character and laughing at me.

491. I must be doing something right.

492. All right.

493. Mrs. Claus, what would you do?

494. Well, it wouldn't be the first time I've had to jingle some broads bells.

495. I see what you did there.

496. Okay, Chris, it's your turn.

497. Pull out a question.

498. Greta, what's a secret you haven't told anybody

499. until now?

500. My secret is more of a preference.

501. I like my men like I like my coffee,

502. hot, dark, and up my ass.

503. Cool.

504. Well, David, what's a secret you haven't told anybody until now?

505. Well,

506. back before I got into nature documentaries,

507. I was working on other types of film.

508. An early one that I made with my friends and I was called

509. My Anaconda Do.

510. I'd love to see that.

511. It was before we had digital cameras.

512. It's been lost to time.

513. Truman, what's a secret you haven't told anyone until now?

514. Well, I know a lot of secrets and I have a few myself.

515. But I don't want to name names, so I guess what I'll say is,

516. smell my breath. You can taste Carrie Grant.

517. And smell my chair. That's Ross Matthews.

518. Okay, lovers, it's time to couple up.

519. But wait,

520. fresh off the boat,

521. we've got four new island hoes.

522. Here to tempt our island bros.

523. So, celebrity host for now, we need you to chillax at the grotto.

524. Bye-bye.

525. Bloody Mary may go down in the history books again.

526. And I will forever be haunted by this.

527. Stupid bitch.

528. Okay, Island Bros. Here come the new Island Hoes.

529. Let's welcome Lizzo.

530. Oh my God, look at this shit here.

531. Honey, I am the big bitch, the only plus-size diva, darling. Lizzo.

532. Honey, I am here today to find a third for me and my boyfriend.

533. I may be big.

534. I may be black, but I'm body positive.

535. And if you don't like body positivity, get the fuck out of my life.

536. Hey, Lizzo, how are you doing? You look fantastic.

537. Hey, girl.

538. Thank you.

539. You have a boyfriend?

540. I do.

541. How did you and your boyfriend meet?

542. So, we met down at the library, but it was across the street from the chicken joint.

543. They were selling hot honey chicken.

544. And ever since then I had that man grown.

545. Okay. And you mentioned the chicken shack. Do you prefer dark meat or white meat?

546. I prefer both.

547. I prefer white meat.

548. Let me see.

549. White meat, a little tan,

550. good toes.

551. Okay, all right, well, fingers crossed, you meet your love match.

552. Up next, we have Hollywood royalty.

553. Drew Barrymore.

554. Hey, it's Drew.

555. I'm an actress, a TV show host,

556. and America's favorite cool mom.

557. I've never been kissed, but I sure know how to pucker.

558. I famously swore off marriage, but who am I to say no to love?

559. I'm looking for more.

560. Barrymore.

561. It's my name.

562. What are you drinking in that cup?

563. Water.

564. Drew, now you're doing this talk show. Do you miss your acting career?

565. Hell no, Ru. I've done enough work with Adam Sandler, I don't need to go back.

566. Okay.

567. If you ever have the chance to be on the snatch game of love, do not miss out on the opportunity!

568. All right, up next, Jojo Siwa.

569. Hi, I'm Jojo Siwa and I'm stunned to be here on the Snatch Game.

570. Recently, I came out as straight again, but I consider myself more pansexual or dance sexual.

571. My best quality is my voice and probably my tongue. That's what my ex-girlfriend told me.

572. I'm so happy to be here. Oh my God, I'm so excited to play the Snatch Game.

573. We're so excited to have you here.

574. Yeah.

575. Fuck.

576. Yeah, Jojo.

577. Get it, Jojo.

578. Yeah.

579. Yeah.

580. Now, you've turned into a bad girl, haven't you?

581. Yeah, I don't have many flats with me this time, but at Disney World, I always do.

582. Yeah. How do you stay in such great shape?

583. Ah, dancing all the time.

584. Ah. Okay.

585. Oh my goodness. She's a little ball of energy.

586. Oh, I could just eat her up.

587. Let's bring out our final Celebrity Island Ho.

588. The Pope.

589. Hello, I am the Pope.

590. And I'm here from the sparkly Vatican City.

591. My claim to fame is I speak directly for the Lord upstairs.

592. There's a guy, and I think you might know him.

593. He had twelve strong men following all around town.

594. But I'm just looking for one, and not the one that's going to betray me.

595. Hello, your eminence.

596. Hello.

597. Who makes your outfits?

598. Oh, I just have a little altar boy back home altering all of my outfits for me all day long.

599. Can you turn around for me?

600. Oh, let me do a little twirl.

601. Yes. Oh my goodness.

602. Fabulous.

603. Thank you. Well, I got to say, I've always wanted to do Snatch Game Vatican.

604. All of the fashion, none of the fun.

605. I'm so bad.

606. I'm so bad.

607. Hallelujah!

608. Yes, I don't want to burn up.

609. Okay, lovers, let's play round two

610. of Clam Happy.

611. All right, Chris, you are up. Reach into that clam and get your question.

612. Oh.

613. Hashtag flirting.

614. You've got thirty seconds to woo me with a pickup line.

615. Lizzo, go.

616. No, I'm going to play a little song for you, bitch, on a flute.

617. You see, it charms snakes, men, everybody out there draws.

618. You're into big black women?

619. Absolutely.

620. You are?

621. Have you ever fucked one of them?

622. Jesus.

623. Drew, um,

624. You got

625. Well, I've never been kissed,

626. but I'm no stranger to a dirty Sanchez.

627. Do with that as you will.

628. Jojo, you've got thirty seconds to woo me with a pickup line. Go.

629. I'm Jojo with the Bobo and I go real low, low.

630. Oh my goodness.

631. Get it?

632. Like, like oral.

633. Yeah.

634. All right, Froy, it is your turn.

635. Starting with the Pope. Hashtag TMI.

636. What's your worst habit?

637. Lately, I've really been falling asleep in the confessional booth.

638. you know, since I've been so boring.

639. What happened to the good old days of, you know, trying to take your son up to the mountain top and sacrifice him?

640. Drew.

641. My worst habit.

642. Well, in my tens, I had a debilitating drug addiction that ruined all of my relationships and family connections.

643. But today I would say, loving too hard.

644. But do you have love in real life?

645. Yes, Lizzo.

646. Froy.

647. All right.

648. Starting with Lizzo.

649. Hashtag Namaste.

650. Show me your favorite yoga position.

651. I would definitely call this

652. the juice.

653. Just a little bit of this.

654. Oh.

655. You know, it's like a downward dog thing.

656. And it's it's getting real juicy right here.

657. Yeah. Real you know, real juice.

658. The entire time Kenya is talking. I'm like, girl,

659. Where are the jokes?

660. I play a mean skin flute.

661. Oh.

662. Yeah.

663. I do.

664. Wow.

665. Hey Jojo.

666. Hey.

667. Show me your favorite yoga position.

668. This one's called the Lean Tower of Pizza.

669. Oh, shit!

670. Seems like you do a lot of yoga.

671. Yeah. Something like that.

672. The Pope. Show me your favorite yoga position.

673. Would you like to do it with me? It's real easy.

674. Sure.

675. You put your right hand out.

676. My right hand's out.

677. You put your left hand out.

678. Left hand out.

679. And you just hang there a while.

680. And I call it the Christ all mighty.

681. You stay there for like at least a week. And then you'll rise from the dead.

682. What about three days?

683. Three days works too.

684. Okay. See, I was testing you.

685. All right, let's bring back all our island hoes.

686. Well, well, well, it's time to couple up.

687. Zane,

688. out of all of our island hoes,

689. which one snatched your heart?

690. Oh, Ru.

691. There was one person who really caught my eye and made me fall in love at first sight.

692. They're not my usual type, but

693. they've got perfect legs and the perfect juicy ass.

694. Froy,

695. would you come with me tonight?

696. What the fuck?

697. Yes.

698. Yeah, bro.

699. Oh my god.

700. Bring it in there.

701. Well, Zane and Froy, the love suite is all yours.

702. All right.

703. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

704. Hold everything.

705. Zane and Froy

706. Can I come too?

707. Oh my God.

708. We thought you'd never ask.

709. We thought you'd never ask.

710. Oh my God,

711. Oh my God.

712. Sometimes the best love is the love you have for yourself.

713. Well, the great thing about Snatch Game of Love Island is,

714. you still have a one hundred twenty episodes to hook up.

715. Until next time.

716. Sleep tight!

717. Good morning, Island Hoes.

718. We did snatch game.

719. It is a new day in the werkroom. Snatch Game is now closed. And today we are going to find out who's in the top

720. and who are the castaways of this Love Island.

721. Guys, I think I might win this Snatch Game.

722. After yesterday's Snatch Game, I feel...

723. From the moment I came out, I was a deer in headlights.

724. I just wanted it to end.

725. If I say your name three times in the mirror, will a joke appear?

726. The girls are nasty today.

727. Miss Myki, how are you feeling about Snatch Game, deadass?

728. I'm so proud of myself.

729. I feel like I did a great job.

730. I just really hope Drew Barrymore sees the Snatch Game with love and all that, not not send me a cease and desist.

731. Girl, whoa, bitch, Lizzo might send me a cease and desist.

732. Oh, enough.

733. Girl.

734. But you do Lizzo regularly, right?

735. I do. I impersonate her, you know, with songs and

736. Yeah.

737. recreating some of her looks, girl.

738. But to actually do an impersonation of her,

739. that was pretty tough.

740. Can we have a little bit of drag delusion?

741. I don't think I was

742. the absolute ever to grace this Snatch Game ever, you know.

743. But

744. It was not that good.

745. How are you feeling?

746. I'm feeling really good. This was the challenge that I was like, if I can get through Snatch Game, I can get through

747. Great. I made Ru cackle, so I feel like that's a win for me.

748. I am feeling so good. The Holy Spirit is in me.

749. I could be a contender for a win, finally.

750. The girls never think that you and I are going to win.

751. We'll be the underdogs yet again.

752. I cannot tell if Ru was laughing with me or at me, but it doesn't matter, she was laughing.

753. This was the challenge that I always was like, just be safe.

754. But after the Snatch Game,

755. I think I could be in the top.

756. But I don't think I'm going to be in the top as much as Discord thinks she's going to be in the top.

757. Growing up in the Midwest,

758. I really kind of knew that I had to run away to kind of really become whoever I was going to become.

759. Totally.

760. When I was little, I feel like I didn't necessarily have the freedoms to really express myself whether I walked girly,

761. So I always constantly felt

762. different. I've just carried this feeling throughout life of just there's always going to be something that I can't

763. Of something being wrong with you.

764. But then also I'm still kind of fighting the like

765. watching y'all get ready and then I'm like

766. oh bitch. Like I don't

767. No, but...

768. I don't have any of that, you know, like

769. There's no rules and that's like the beauty of it all is that you can do it all.

770. And there's a level of like silliness and kind of play to what you're doing that is so punk rock that

771. If someone says you're so talented,

772. It's hard for me to see that or hear that because that voice of

773. thinking that there's something wrong or that I'm doing something wrong.

774. has been so strong for so long.

775. I love a girl that wears her heart on her sleeve.

776. And so like since day one I was just like, ah,

777. gotta love her.

778. There's a level of like bravery to you in general that I think is really admirable.

779. Thank you.

780. I'm working, I'm working on

781. seeing that.

782. To be surrounded by queer joy

783. from these sisters that are genuinely seeing me to tell me that I'm just as deserving as they are

784. is not necessarily what I expected. I expected some catty bitches.

785. Hey y'all, we survived Snatch Game.

786. Did we?

787. I just keep replaying some of the stuff she said being like

788. What are you talking about?

789. I'm gonna put on my Louis Vuitton.

790. My bloody shoes...

791. That's not Louis Vuitton.

792. And I watch RuPaul literally go like this.

793. Listen, I grew up in the Florida educational system.

794. I just

795. A child was left behind.

796. A child was definitely left behind, okay? Thank you very much.

797. Yes, mamma.

798. That's how it's done.

799. Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race.

800. She's a lover and a fighter. It's Michelle Visage. Michelle, who was your first kiss?

801. You're not going to believe it.

802. First, he was white.

803. What?

804. I know.

805. We made out for the entire length of Stairway to Heaven. So my first kiss was eight minutes and three seconds.

806. Style superstar Carson Kressley.

807. Now Carson, who was your first kiss?

808. Oh, Ru, you're not going to believe this.

809. But he was white.

810. And he was a girl.

811. Shout out to Lana Gilpin.

812. The sassy and sophisticated Brooke Shields.

813. Brooke, who was your first kiss?

814. Well, he also was white.

815. Um

816. But I was eleven and he was twenty-eight,

817. I believe.

818. And I was filming Pretty Baby and it was Keith Carradine. That's technically, is my first kiss.

819. We are so happy you're here.

820. So glad to be here.

821. This week we challenged our queens to find big laughs on the Snatch Game of Love Island.

822. And tonight on the runway, category is

823. Eighties ladies.

824. That's our era.

825. The best era.

826. Racers, start your engines, and may the best drag queen win.

827. Category is eighties ladies.

828. Up first,

829. Athena Dion is Joan Collins.

830. The champagne is burned.

831. Joan has a book called behind the shoulder pad. So you know it's got to be big shoulders, ruffles, honey.

832. Gold, Lame, Gotti is goddess, honey.

833. It's nothing like a dame.

834. Jane Don't

835. as Kate Pierson from the B52's.

836. Yes.

837. Rust.

838. This look is my love letter to the B-52s and to all of the freakazoid punk music that I was listening to when I first moved

839. Her favorite dish is a rock lobster.

840. Oh, that sounds delicious.

841. Mia Starr

842. As Prince.

843. This is what it sounds like when doves cry.

844. Did somebody say purple rain?

845. Prince may not be a lady, but Prince is definitely mother.

846. This looks like porn star plus pop star equals Mia Starr.

847. That whole look cost nineteen ninety-nine.

848. Nini Coco as Cyndi Lauper.

849. She's showing her true colors.

850. She certainly is.

851. Cindy's fashion choices are all about expressing yourself really freely, over accessorizing, different

852. Do girls really just want to have fun?

853. I think they'd also like health insurance.

854. Yeah.

855. And bodily autonomy. Is that too much to ask?

856. No, it's not.

857. Darlene Mitchell is Dolly Parton.

858. This look is giving me Dolly Wood.

859. Dolly Parton is one of my favorite people on Earth. I even have a Dolly Parton shower curtain.

860. And I am selling the seven foot tall Dolly fantasy.

861. Pour this bitch a cup of ambition.

862. Kenya Pleaser as Chaka Khan.

863. Does anybody have eyes on Rufus?

864. Honey, I am giving Chaka Khan nineteen eighty six Grammys.

865. I have my hair, I have my boots, I have my gloves and my microphone.

866. I'm feeling her from the inside, bitch. I'm trying to bounce this hair down this runway, girl.

867. She's actually related to my accountant, Morty Khan.

868. He always talked about his sister Shaka.

869. Myki Meeks as Olivia Newton John.

870. Let me hear your body rock.

871. Myki Meeks stars as Olivia Newton John in Hollywood Nights.

872. The look is an exact reference to what she opened that show with.

873. She's getting physical.

874. She's totally hot.

875. Juicy Love Dion as Celia Cruz.

876. Somebody passed the chips. It's the queen of salsa.

877. They wanted to do something traditionally Cuban with a bit of an eighties flare to it.

878. Yo me siento como la única perra

879. en este mundo.

880. Subtitles right here.

881. Talk about being in cruise control.

882. Discord Addams

883. as Reba Mclntyre.

884. Come on down the runway, fire crotch.

885. I'm trying to embody Reba. I've got a little shuffle.

886. I think the judges are Reba Mac and tired of seeing my old walk.

887. She's just a single mom who works two jobs.

888. She certainly is.

889. Welcome, Queens.

890. I made some decisions.

891. When I call your name, please step forward.

892. Athena Dion.

893. Darlene Mitchell.

894. Discord Addams.

895. Ladies, you are safe.

896. You may leave the stage.

897. Thank you.

898. Ladykins, you represent the tops and bottoms of the week.

899. Now it's time for the judges' critiques.

900. Up first, Jane Don't.

901. This is fun. I love that you put a drag spin on it.

902. And you didn't give us like literal Kate Pearson, you gave us that more whimsical wink-wink nod-nod version of that.

903. And then of course, Truman Capote.

904. In Warm Cum.

905. Sounded a bit like Cartman, which made me laugh.

906. I knew what we were getting the minute you sat down and you said to Athena, oh look, Laney Kazan is here.

907. Like that was brilliant.

908. Jane, I have to tell you as someone who has been was around Truman.

909. What was so beautiful about it was that it was more of an homage and your comedy is extraordinary.

910. Brooke, you hung out with Truman Capote. What was your favorite memory of his?

911. I was in the the Studio fifty four area with behind like the ropes. And so, because Andy Warhol liked

912. He wasn't ever, you know, bitchy or nasty to me.

913. In front of your face.

914. Up next, Mia Starr.

915. Here tonight on the runway as the one and only Prince.

916. This is wonderful. It's fun. It's costume, but you know what? So is Prince. And that's why we loved him.

917. Let's talk about your Bloody Mary. I mean, I love a Bloody Mary. I would have liked it to be a little spicier.

918. In Snatch Game, you need to have a point of view.

919. What's your type? That was a great moment to say like, positive or be negative.

920. And Ru was literally handing you the joke on like a tray

921. and you were missing it.

922. I was so embarrassed. I can't even lie.

923. Don't feel bad if you don't have those moments, we don't know how to grow from them.

924. That's right.

925. Up next, Nini Coco.

926. This is completely spot on for Cindy Loper.

927. And it was just so joyful and that's what Cindy Lauper is.

928. She's going to love this.

929. The minute I saw you, I knew who you were.

930. It was Cindy enough without being, I can't believe I'm saying this, but not too kitsch.

931. Your Anaconda do.

932. Your David Attenborough

933. Let's breed, baby.

934. was really, really great. You had Ru laughing almost the entire time.

935. And you had great little zingers in there when you were going to envision your wedding. You're like, well, we've only got

936. Yeah.

937. That was great.

938. I have been so surprised by you.

939. Did you know you'd be a powerhouse in this competition?

940. I always think of the worst case scenario

941. and I like convince myself that that's always going to happen.

942. I think in this one I just tried to be present in the moment.

943. I actually wasn't nervous at all.

944. It's amazing when you get over the nervousness, there's so much more bandwidth that you have to work with.

945. Well, I'm sure Sir David will be very pleased with your choices.

946. Thanks.

947. Right. Up next, Kenya Pleaser.

948. This look is Chaka Khan.

949. Somehow you de-dragged Chaka Khan.

950. Chaka Khan had sequins on and fringe on her gloves.

951. So somehow Chaka Khan became

952. basic.

953. When you first entered the Snatch Game of Love Island, I was very hopeful because you looked great, you had great

954. So, I was just looking for more picks and valleys.

955. You were beautiful as Lizzo.

956. You could have given her just layers of something to work with other than

957. she wants dick.

958. Up next, Myki Meeks.

959. Let's talk about your Olivia Newton John.

960. Yeah, this is eighties, ladies. The shoes are a don't for me.

961. That shoe.

962. This is RuPaul's Drag Race, even if Olivia wore that,

963. it needs to be heightened.

964. You gave us Drew Barrymore in a draggy, funny way.

965. Do with that as you will.

966. What I loved most, it was present, and in that presence, it made me laugh because you were playing her in earnest.

967. And that's why it was funny.

968. I was in my tens when I met Drew and she was like a little sister to me.

969. Your impersonation was really honest, sweet, and I felt like you were really listening.

970. Myki Meeks, another surprise, but you are a shining star.

971. Up next, Juicy Love Dion.

972. First of all,

973. Celia is amazing. I loved the salsa.

974. All of it was just so well executed.

975. You dragified it.

976. Let's talk about your JoJo Siwa.

977. I don't have my glass on me this time.

978. I feel like we didn't know that much about JoJo Siwa.

979. And I didn't know if you knew that much about JoJo Siwa and that's why it wasn't, you know, kind of coming

980. So, Juicy, Snatch Game gives us an opportunity to peek inside your brain.

981. And we couldn't get that from Jojo.

982. At this point in the competition, we need to see you. Like,

983. who are you?

984. This is the point where you need to emerge.

985. Thank you, Queens. I think we've heard enough.

986. While you untuck backstage,

987. the judges and I will deliberate.

988. Just between us girlfriends, what do you think?

989. Starting with Jane Don't.

990. Tonight on the runway, she give us Kate Pearson from the B-52s and hers was spot on.

991. I think what Jane did with Truman Capote was sublime.

992. I wanted to go sit on the couch next to him.

993. Let's talk about Mia Starr.

994. I was going to say Bloody Mary three times in hopes that somebody was going to show up.

995. It was just there was nothing there and I think it was nerves and I also think it was lack of thinking about like who is my

996. But I thought the Prince was great. I love the flare and the moves and I got the feeling there was confidence there.

997. Yeah, she was confident as Prince. It's just she didn't have anywhere to go with the Bloody Mary. It was too bad

998. Nini Coco.

999. Choosing to portray a man on Drag Race is very difficult. I know from experience.

1000. You should keep trying.

1001. I know.

1002. What's up?

1003. But what a portrayal.

1004. Funny and dry and very British.

1005. And then she came out here as Cyndi Lauper, every detail was done.

1006. Nini slayed tonight.

1007. Kenya Pleaser.

1008. So Kenya, I had high hopes when I saw that she was playing Lizzo in Snatch Game considering that's

1009. However, she's a Lizzo lip syncer and performer. So now there's the difference.

1010. Right.

1011. Can she bring her to life?

1012. No.

1013. I was shocked that she said she came out as Chaka Khan.

1014. Had the hair not been there, I probably would not have had any idea.

1015. It was a bit vanilla.

1016. Myki Meeks.

1017. Tonight on the runway, she gave us Olivia Newton John.

1018. I think she missed it a little bit here.

1019. Those shoes, girl.

1020. And no.

1021. But I thought Myki was really fun as Drew Barrymore.

1022. A Dirty Sanchez.

1023. She was kind of soaking in it. And when she said the lines about having a drug problem in her tens, I I was like, I love

1024. The humor was there, the physicalization was there. Myki is a brilliant queen.

1025. Let's talk about Juicy Love Dion.

1026. Juicy had

1027. Some of Jojo Siwa.

1028. I think what was missing was again a point of view.

1029. I don't know how many times we've told these kids, make it your own.

1030. I didn't see what she was doing with her Jojo.

1031. Okay, but I do think she redeems herself with this Celia Cruz runway look. That was a really, really fantastic runway look.

1032. All right, silence.

1033. Now, Brooke, is it true that you've never walked the runway?

1034. I have never walked the runway before.

1035. I was like the magazine girl, like from the neck up.

1036. Well, we have a runway here, Brooke, if you'd like to try it.

1037. I would love to lose my virginity to all you.

1038. Brooke Shields, I have one thing to say.

1039. You better work.

1040. Yes!

1041. Oh man.

1042. Brooke, Brooke!

1043. Yeah!

1044. Yeah!

1045. Yeah!

1046. She's a natural.

1047. I don't think this was her first time.

1048. Welcome back, queens.

1049. I've made some decisions.

1050. Jane Don't.

1051. Nini Coco.

1052. Myki Meeks.

1053. This week you all snatched the judges' attentions.

1054. But one of you really showed us your true colors.

1055. Nini Coco.

1056. Condragulations, you're the winner of this week's challenge.

1057. Wow.

1058. Thank you so much. This is crazy.

1059. You've won a cash tip of five thousand dollars.

1060. Thank you.

1061. Oh my God!

1062. I just won

1063. The Snatch Game.

1064. Are you kidding me?

1065. Jane and Myki, you are safe.

1066. The three of you may join the other girls.

1067. Thank you so much.

1068. I knew I could get through it, but I never thought I could win it.

1069. This is blowing my mind.

1070. Mia Starr.

1071. On the runway

1072. You got the look,

1073. but your snatch was a bloody mess.

1074. Kenya Pleaser.

1075. Your Lizzo was only fifty percent that bitch.

1076. And your Chaka was more

1077. con than pro.

1078. Juicy Love Dion.

1079. Your Celia Cruz was sweet.

1080. But your Jojo was a no-no.

1081. Juicy Love Dion.

1082. You're safe.

1083. You may join the other girls.

1084. Kenya, Mia.

1085. I'm sorry, my dears,

1086. but you are up for elimination.

1087. Two queens stand before me.

1088. Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me

1089. and save yourself from elimination.

1090. My heart drops into my stomach.

1091. I don't want to go against her.

1092. Number one, I look up to her so much. And number two, this bitch is literally the choreographer to the stars.

1093. How am I supposed to beat that?

1094. The time has come

1095. for you... to lip sync

1096. for your life

1097. I love this bitch so much. I'm sad that it has to be us, but

1098. sister, you better know these words.

1099. Good luck.

1100. And don't fuck it up.

1101. Yes, Mia!

1102. Come on, Mia!

1103. Come on!

1104. Yes!

1105. My leg just go

1106. And I do my very first dip.

1107. Is it a little crunchy?

1108. I don't know.

1109. It felt fierce.

1110. Yeah!

1111. Yeah!

1112. Queens.

1113. I've made my decision.

1114. Kenya Pleaser, shantay, you stay.

1115. Oh my God.

1116. Thank you so much. Thank you.

1117. You may join the other girls.

1118. Thank you, thank you. I love you.

1119. I love you.

1120. Mia Starr, never forget.

1121. You're a star

1122. with two Rs, baby.

1123. Now, sashay away.

1124. Thank you each and every one of you. I appreciate you so much.

1125. I love you guys.

1126. Mommy!

1127. I love you. I love you. I love you.

1128. Fuck you, Bloody Mary!

1129. Bitch!

1130. That's the way you do it.

1131. This has been

1132. the best time of my life.

1133. Being a part of RuPaul's Drag Race is a dream come true.

1134. Ru, thank you. You.

1135. I'm going to cry.

1136. Um

1137. Just thank you for seeing something in me. I'm so grateful for you.

1138. This is really just the beginning. We're going to shake shit up across the world, baby.

1139. Big backs out there, keep snacking, baby.

1140. Bye.

1141. Big back, big back, big back.

1142. Condragtulations, queens.

1143. And remember, if you can't love yourself, how in the hell you gonna love somebody else? Can I get an amen up in here?

1144. Amen!

1145. Amen!

1146. Amen!

1147. All right, now let the music play.

1148. Next time on RuPaul's Drag Race. You'll be acting in the Rusical, Fannie, The hard knock ball.

1149. The whole rest of the play just disappeared when you came out.

1150. I was like, oh shit.

1151. I feel like, hey, I could be the lead.

1152. This is a part that I feel really close to and that I want to do and I want to make up for myself in the Snatch

1153. So why do I have to budge?

1154. This town ain't big enough for two Fannies.