RuPaul's Drag Race 18x3

1. Previously on RuPaul's Drag Race.

2. You'll be performing in three

3. Q-pop girl groups.

4. Yeah!

5. DD Fuego.

6. Girl, you were stiff as a dick.

7. Mandy Mango.

8. I'm like the table with all the family picture frames.

9. I don't like those colors together.

10. Jane Don't

11. Tested positive for slaying.

12. It burns.

13. You were a rockstar.

14. Condragulations.

15. You are the winner of this week's challenge.

16. Thank you so much.

17. Mandy Mango, shantay, you stay.

18. DD Fuego, sashay away.

19. We made it, girly.

20. We made it, girly.

21. I just sent DD Fuego home, my fellow Studio 50

22. Whore sister, and I see her message on the mirror.

23. Divas, hate this for me, but love all of you.

24. DD Fuego.

25. We love you, DD.

26. We love you!

27. DD Fuego!

28. I'm really sad to see DD go home so soon, but I was

29. really so close to being that person writing the message on the mirror.

30. It was a murder on the dance floor.

31. I went into that knowing I had to kill

32. it, but I have to take up this fucking table.

33. And then I heard all the shattering behind me.

34. Table service.

35. Pff.

36. After being in the bottom two times in a

37. row, I've had Cardi B call my dress ugly.

38. Oh my God, I hate it.

39. I now had Ru call my table look ugly essentially.

40. I wouldn't say it's pleasing to the eye.

41. I know I have dug a deep hole for myself and I

42. got to do a lot of work to show Ru that I deserve

43. to continue to be here.

44. Miss Jane, congratulations!

45. Ru told me to just keep doing what I'm doing.

46. So, I'm gonna

47. keep on, keep it on!

48. I don't know.

49. I'm feeling very good about my win, but I'm also feeling a little bit

50. of a shift in energy where I was in the top the first week.

51. I just won...

52. and it feels like there's a bit of a target on my back.

53. Athena, what is going through your kooky little brain?

54. Cause you've been on a rollercoaster, bitch.

55. It's like a a ping- pong game in here right now.

56. It was so surreal when she said I was safe,

57. like I just felt like my whole body just dropped.

58. During critiques, DD mentioned that

59. at the beginning you ended up taking the lead with the choreo.

60. During the choreography section at the very

61. beginning, Athena led us through that moment.

62. Do you have any feelings about that?

63. Correct me if I'm wrong.

64. I don't think I shut anybody down at any point.

65. So that kind of came out of left field.

66. I think Athena is probably a little shaken right now.

67. No more bottoms for the Dions, please.

68. Hello.

69. To be the grand dam of Miami and to come immediately here and

70. not excel...

71. Ooh, I'm kind of vibing with that.

72. Way to humble her.

73. You know what, Athena?

74. What?

75. You're a boob head.

76. Athena's gonna get staff.

77. That's all she needs at this point.

78. Briar is starting to get on my nerves.

79. She is like an annoying little bird around the

80. workroom that you just want to open the window and

81. push out.

82. And she seems like the kind of girl that wants to

83. throw the other girls off their game.

84. Briar...

85. I'm so vulnerable right now.

86. Can you please leave me alone?

87. Give me a kiss.

88. Please leave me alone.

89. But keep your eye on the prize and stay in your mother tucking lane.

90. Ouch.

91. You whore.

92. The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race

93. will snatch an official makeup collaboration with

94. Anastasia Beverly Hills Cosmetics and a

95. cash prize of two hundred thousand dollars

96. courtesy of RuPaul's Drag Race Match Queen

97. with extra special guest judge Sarah Sherman.

98. Good morning, Werkroom.

99. Good morning!

100. Good morning, world.

101. It is a new week.

102. I am

103. so happy to be walking back into the Werkroom.

104. It is a fresh new start.

105. Anyone else's body just like exhausted right now?

106. Yeah.

107. I mean, this is season thirty.

108. Yeah, yeah.

109. Uh-oh, we got to get Nana back to the retirement home, girl.

110. Yeah.

111. Do y'all know what brings me the most joy?

112. What?

113. Seeing Mama Mia laugh every day, huh?

114. Girl, she, she...

115. I love to see Mia laugh and it don't take much.

116. Girl, you can tell Mia hate it and she's busting out laughing, bitch.

117. I see the back of that bitch mouth more than I see her face at this point.

118. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

119. Ru rule number fifty three.

120. In comedy,

121. timing is everything.

122. Without it,

123. you're just another queen talking too much.

124. - Oh, right there. - Yeah...

125. Shut the fuck out.

126. Hello, hello, hello!

127. Oh, my goodness.

128. Come on pin stripe.

129. Good morning, Queens.

130. - Good morning! - Good morning!

131. So this week's Maxi Challenge, you'll be

132. starring in everybody's favorite sketch comedy show.

133. RDR Live!

134. Yes, yes!

135. I am

136. ready!

137. Fucking comedy challenge, finally.

138. The loud annoying bitches are gonna shine.

139. In a moment, you'll have a chance to read through the sketches

140. and choose your parts.

141. Then later today, you'll have one take

142. to make it or break it

143. when you go live on the air.

144. Remember,

145. we are looking for breakout characters that will make America

146. giggle again.

147. I'm taking champagne.

148. I don't act.

149. I don't do comedy.

150. So I'm looking around the room and I'm like,

151. damn.

152. Damn.

153. Racers,

154. start your engines

155. and may the best drag queen

156. win.

157. RDR Live.

158. Yeah!

159. It's time to pick our roles, baby.

160. Let's get into these sketches.

161. My libretto is so large.

162. In RDR Live, you can pick a really

163. out there character that's so different from who you

164. are and shine just by having a few

165. lines and that can be the key to success.

166. Or you can stick true to yourself and really show

167. who you are and sometimes that's the key to success.

168. Oh...

169. My God.

170. Bitch, pick a roll that comes into a scene and steals it.

171. Be a scene stealer.

172. I think I want Plumb.

173. I don't know.

174. Plumb comes into the scene and she disrupts everything.

175. Bitch go for Plumb.

176. So, I'm really looking at Plumb for the lipstick lesbian.

177. Okay.

178. I'm actually looking at Butch.

179. - Yeah! - Oh my God!

180. - Okay. - I could be Red then.

181. So we have to fight, bitch.

182. That's gonna be fun.

183. Lipstick lovers closed.

184. It's closed.

185. Back in the nineteen eighties, a young Michelle Visage learns

186. everything she knows while working in the office supply business.

187. I'm happy with Michelle if no one wants that one.

188. I think you give Michelle down.

189. Yeah.

190. I'm a young Michelle Visuage.

191. And I'll be Jean, your supervisor.

192. I really want Daisy.

193. The bitch who entered with corn has

194. got to be at the butter churning competition.

195. I want Barbara Johnson.

196. Perfect, we needed a Barbara.

197. Barbara Johnson is an old

198. Amish lady who is

199. sexually churning butter.

200. It's an opportunity to make Ru and the judges laugh.

201. We have Q&N news sketch.

202. Our trustworthy news anchor is going to visit

203. from one of the anchor's overly supportive mother.

204. I would love

205. anchor number one.

206. I feel like I've deduced what I would like.

207. And I would like to be the inner saboteur, haha.

208. - I mean... - I saw that for you.

209. - Surprise, surprise. - I saw that for you.

210. I have to be someone's inner saboteur.

211. The person I'm the saboteur of

212. is the host of the show.

213. And who's the host of everything?

214. Athena?

215. I just feel like we'd have good chemistry out there.

216. No, no, no, no, no.

217. Briar...

218. Briar wants to be my scene partner.

219. Bitch, I'm trying to get as far away from you as I can.

220. I want to be the overbearing mother.

221. I also really like the supportive mom.

222. Come on, Jane, I really want to do that one.

223. But I feel like, don't you want to do the host?

224. I really want to do the mom.

225. The host of RDR Live has to kick

226. everything off and you either succeed or you flop.

227. So maybe there's some strategy happening here.

228. Is this a setup?

229. You and Briar together make so much sense.

230. It kind of writes itself.

231. What are you scared of, Athena?

232. Do you want me to be the host because you

233. guys want to see her just attack me on RDR live?

234. No, I also I do also think you are a host back home.

235. I understand it would fit,

236. but I really like the mom part.

237. As do I.

238. I can hear this woman's voice in my brain.

239. She's calling to me through the ether, and I

240. know that I can turn it out better than Athena.

241. Athena, you are such an accomplished host and also,

242. you know, you want to disco so bad

243. and it didn't seem to work out.

244. Maybe you should do something that would push you more.

245. Shake that up.

246. Shake that table.

247. Maybe it's time that you push yourself

248. to try something that you don't immediately want.

249. Go ahead, Athena.

250. Host RDR Live.

251. You're a big hostess.

252. Make it work.

253. Am I just going to be handed scraps every

254. week and say turn this straw into gold, Athena?

255. Prove us you're magical.

256. Fuck my drag, right?

257. Okay, I'm the host.

258. And does that mean I can be mom?

259. Mommy.

260. Perfect.

261. Are we happy with our parts?

262. - Yes. - Yes.

263. I'm so happy.

264. What have I gotten myself into?

265. Live from Tuckahoe, it's RDR Live. -Live from Tuckahoe, it's RDR Live!

266. I'm so excited.

267. - Me too. - Yeah.

268. This week's Maxi Challenge is

269. RDR Live.

270. This sketch is so funny

271. because the whole thing is just a big innuendo.

272. - Yes. - And.

273. we're also

274. tubes of lipstick.

275. This is RuPaul's School of Overacting, honey.

276. You just have to act stupid.

277. You you too, Simon, lying, hussy.

278. And bitch,

279. this is what I do.

280. I feel very... comfy.

281. I know who this woman is.

282. I know where she's going.

283. This woman, she's got hot dish.

284. Yeah.

285. She's making casserole that's going to give you a coronary.

286. RuPaul specifically said

287. that he's looking for breakout characters.

288. What an appetite.

289. Mom!

290. And so that is very much informing my thinking

291. for how I'm going to approach this challenge.

292. We should go!

293. They're serving stuff to pig.

294. No, mom.

295. No!

296. If Jane's in the top again...

297. I'll be happy for her because I love her, but

298. three in a row is a bit much.

299. This kind of thing is so of my alley.

300. But I can see the little shark fins in the water...

301. That started gathering when I won the Girl Group Challenge.

302. And now there's more of them.

303. If I don't deliver,

304. it's gonna be a problem.

305. Oh my God.

306. Folks, please say hello to my

307. inner saboteur.

308. I've come to terms that I will be a great host of RDR Live.

309. What I'm still

310. working on is accepting the fact that I have Briar as my scene partner.

311. You're about to bomb this hosting gig

312. worse than you bomb last week's challenge.

313. That was ages ago.

314. Oh.

315. I've grown up.

316. Don't forget that.

317. I want to call you fat

318. with like everything in me, but I can't do

319. that if you don't say how you've grown up.

320. Briar.

321. Briar.

322. They just really want to deliver a good opening monologue for RDR Live.

323. I've bragged to all these girls that I'm the premier host of Miami.

324. Like I can't walk in here and bomb...

325. Due to Briar.

326. Too real.

327. This is too real.

328. She puts the ass in assistance.

329. It's the new secretary.

330. Michelle Visage.

331. Judge much?

332. I really want to do well this challenge.

333. This is one of my biggest strengths,

334. so I'm just excited to flex that muscle.

335. Someday, I'm gonna be a star.

336. Everything I say comes from a place of love.

337. I want you to be the best assistant secretary you can be.

338. I think we got to figure out what voice they're going for.

339. Yeah.

340. Do you feel comfortable with an accent, like a New Jersey, New York accent?

341. Mmm, not too too much.

342. I've tried accents before.

343. All my friends laughed at me.

344. I'm gonna need to see more.

345. The accent is just not going to happen.

346. I've never done sketch comedy.

347. Well, sweetheart, this is the Olympics of office supplies.

348. And this...

349. I feel like, I feel like they're handing

350. us drag race references as we do this.

351. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

352. Like this is the...

353. This is the Olympics of office supplies.

354. Yeah, it could be bigger.

355. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

356. And this it's basically, this it's basically a corset.

357. You know.

358. Okay, okay.

359. Have...

360. we gotta have fun with it, you know. -Yeah, yeah, yeah.

361. This type of challenge calls for a good partner to go back and forth with

362. and making sure the energy is up.

363. You got to stop relying on that body.

364. Maybe you say like her?

365. Stop relying on that body.

366. You know, stop relying on that body.

367. - Let's just go big. - Ok.

368. Let's try it.

369. I'm just really hoping she can get out of her head and deliver.

370. Gag.

371. Hey ladykins.

372. We've got company.

373. All the way from Saturday Night Live.

374. Say hello to Sarah Sherman.

375. Hi.

376. Shelly darling.

377. Oh yes, thank you darling.

378. - I... - Wow...

379. I am obsessed with Sara Sherman.

380. Come on over.

381. Discord, Mia Starr, Darlene Mitchell, and Mandy Mango.

382. Say hello to Sarah.

383. - Hi Sarah. - Hi...

384. Sarah's been doing stand- up and sketches on television.

385. I don't miss an episode of SNL.

386. Good.

387. There's some stuff going on.

388. Discord, the first week you walked on

389. the runway, you had a very distinctive walk.

390. Look at that walk.

391. That is

392. definitely a walk.

393. You look like a crazy person.

394. Oh, in a bad way?

395. No, you know, the most entertaining way possibly.

396. Historians will look back at that runway walk and they will think...

397. What was wrong with her?

398. Can I do it again?

399. Should I dial it back?

400. Yo, whatever you're doing, Keep doing it.

401. I loved it.

402. I loved it!

403. I have no idea what intrigues Ru about my walk so much.

404. So,

405. hopefully somebody can let me know.

406. Darlene, do you have a question for Sarah?

407. I do.

408. When you get a role that you're really excited for,

409. do you sort of like let yourself kind of become someone

410. else completely or do you try to stay present in that?

411. You have to like constantly be open like

412. to the character evolving while you're doing it.

413. Something happens when you put on the full costume.

414. So don't be so locked in an idea before

415. all the finishing touches happen.

416. That was the most important thing what she just said right there.

417. That was so smart.

418. And this one here, this Mango.

419. She lip synced last week for her life.

420. Wow.

421. And just tore it up.

422. Mandy Mango's very animated, very kooky.

423. Oh...

424. So she likes to be a little freaky too.

425. You're all so different.

426. Lean into that.

427. Lean into that.

428. You're all a bunch of fucking freaks.

429. It's brilliant.

430. I haven't done too much formal sketch comedy,

431. but I feel like this is asking for this

432. quirky, bonkers energy that Ru keeps recognizing in me, and

433. I think this is the right place to place that energy.

434. Hello, please come live to see.

435. All right.

436. Nini,

437. Kenya,

438. Coco,

439. Shaniqa.

440. Ron Dija, Vita, Myki and Juicy.

441. And where's Rashanda?

442. I'm right here, girl.

443. Tell Sarah what you're playing starting with Juicy.

444. I'm in the Young Michelle Scotch and

445. I'm playing Jean, a sharp and sarcastic older

446. office worker who teaches Michelle what she knows.

447. Don't say older and look at me.

448. How do you suggest I go about that to make it

449. funny?

450. You're modeling it off of like one of the funniest people ever.

451. Right.

452. So it's like you're doing a love letter to Michelle Visage.

453. Take yourself out of your head and be like a little present

454. and then just get on your knees

455. and pray to God that you're being hilarious.

456. When Sarah's like, wait, you're not just playing an

457. older character, you're doing an homage to Michelle Visage.

458. It was like an oh shit moment, like,

459. what the hell did I just get myself into?

460. Anybody have theater background?

461. - Myki does. - I do.

462. How'd you get into theater?

463. I've always just had that entertainer side of me and

464. to be honest,

465. it's Saturday Night Live

466. that helped influence that entertainer in me and...

467. Drag Race and Saturday Night Live are two

468. big dreams I had.

469. So this feels like

470. a really big moment.

471. Yeah.

472. - Are you about to cry? - I've already cried, Ru!

473. I've cried like twice already.

474. Doing RDR Live is just bringing back so many memories.

475. My dad worked a lot growing up, a lot of hours.

476. And

477. the time we spent together as a kid

478. was him coming home after work on

479. Saturdays and we'd watch Saturday Night Live together.

480. I'm just

481. so excited for him to see me do

482. what I've been wanting to do for a very long time.

483. - Good, that's great. - Yeah.

484. You know what to do.

485. Just don't overthink it, have fun.

486. - Yeah. - Just don't fuck it up.

487. All right, loves.

488. - Thanks for coming. - Going back to work.

489. - Thank you, Sarah. - Thank you.

490. I really want to win this challenge because it is something I

491. feel very passionate about and I would just really love that validation.

492. We're gonna kill it.

493. Yes, we are.

494. Alright now Queens, listen up.

495. Sarah has something to say.

496. As someone who has

497. famously played an owl,

498. a squirrel, and a worm on live television,

499. I am so excited to announce

500. that for the runway, category is...

501. Animal attraction.

502. So good luck.

503. And don't fuck it up,

504. please!

505. Good evening.

506. I'm Diane Shunk.

507. And I'm Patsy Dongle, welcoming you

508. to the sixty- ninth annual butter churning championship.

509. Tonight's matchup

510. features fourteen-time

511. churning champion,

512. Barbara Johnson.

513. Isn't she just darling?

514. Hi, ladies!

515. It's always been a delight to see you.

516. Proud to keep this great, Tuck-a-hoe tradition alive.

517. Now here's new comer Daisy Sweet Cream McCoy.

518. She answered the competition just a few hours ago.

519. Daisy, tell us about yourself.

520. Well, I was just down in the parking lot with

521. some of the fellas and they dared me to enter

522. because they says I was good with my hands.

523. So you've churned before?

524. Well,

525. not butter.

526. What a contrast in contestants.

527. This should be fun to watch, Patsy.

528. Alright,

529. let's get to churning.

530. Exceptional form from Barb Johnson,

531. her trademark.

532. Slow and steady rhythm.

533. You can't rush that cream.

534. I see Daisy McCoy is opting for a two-handed grip.

535. An unconventional, but effective move.

536. Johnson is picking up the pace.

537. Look at her go!

538. Nacoya is really showing that Paul who's boss.

539. I have never seen

540. such powerful stroking.

541. This is what competitive churning is all about, Diane.

542. Oh my God!

543. Daisy is going for a double charge!

544. And the judges are allowing it.

545. We are in uncharted territory, folks.

546. Holy cow, the bonnet is off.

547. She looks like she's really enjoying this too.

548. What is happening?

549. This is insanity, folks,

550. For I should not prepare for this.

551. And that is time.

552. It's a tie!

553. Now that is what I call a happy ending.

554. And

555. - live from Tuckahoe, - live from Tuckahoe,

556. - it's RDR Live! - it's RDR Live!

557. It's RDR Live

558. With musical guest RuPaul

559. And your host Athena Dion

560. Welcome to RDR Live!

561. I'm your host Athena Dion and, can we talk about how stun I look?

562. Okay.

563. It's giving winner winner chicken.

564. I had to skip dinner, all right?

565. Now, listen guys, I'm a little nervous, but I've

566. been talking to my therapist and she said to

567. breathe and...

568. Well, well, well,

569. look who's hosting and with that hair.

570. So brave.

571. Uh, folks, please say hello to my inner saboteur.

572. Oh, don't mind me.

573. I'm just here to watch and

574. judge and maybe whisper my

575. opinion.

576. I thought I told you to stay in my dressing room.

577. Oh, honey, wherever you go, I go.

578. By the way, you really committed to this silhouette, huh?

579. Choices.

580. Well, what's wrong with my.?

581. Listen, you need to leave.

582. Oh, I'm not going anywhere.

583. Not when you're about to bomb this hosting

584. gig worse than you bombed last week's challenge.

585. Oh, that was ages ago.

586. I've grown up.

587. Girl, you've grown out.

588. Listen, bitch, my therapist gave me a mantra for times like this.

589. Inner voice of doubt and fear.

590. That's not even real.

591. Your time is up, now disappear.

592. I'm just trying to protect you from.

593. This queen don't need your shady sass.

594. I am...

595. so take your leave and kiss my ass.

596. Now, where was I?

597. Oh yes, we've got a great show lined up for you tonight.

598. Stick around because the only voice in my head is saying,

599. you're a winner, baby.

600. Welcome to Master Queef Theater.

601. In the nineteen fifties, Hollywood

602. couldn't portray same- sex desire on screen.

603. Filmmakers relied on subtle imagery and innuendo to convey sexual tension.

604. Tonight's film, Lipstick Lovers, exemplifies this delicate

605. art of suggestion.

606. Hey gorgeous.

607. Say, aren't you the gal I've seen work

608. in the makeup counter at the five and dime?

609. You must have me confused with somebody else.

610. I'm no cheap drugstore tester,

611. giving it away for free.

612. Let's start over.

613. I didn't catch your name.

614. Ruby Rose, but my friends call me Red.

615. I'm Butch.

616. I can see that.

617. I'll admit...

618. I haven't dabbled much in makeup.

619. Mm.

620. I can see that too.

621. But there's something about you

622. that makes me want to pull your top off.

623. Give your bottom a twist

624. and spread you all over my lips.

625. Are you sure your girlfriend won't mind?

626. Girlfriend?

627. Plum Pashion,

628. I recognized her on your collar the moment I walked in this joint.

629. Plumb?

630. I picked her up at the dollar store.

631. She was cheap and available.

632. I haven't seen her in ages.

633. Who are you calling cheap?

634. Plumb!

635. I thought I lost you in the ladies' room at the bowling alley.

636. You did.

637. I fell behind the toilet, but you were too drunk to notice.

638. I was stuck there until some chick picked me up and took me home.

639. I've been rolling around the bottom of her messy purse for weeks.

640. I'm sorry, Plumb.

641. Who's this?

642. Red.

643. I can see that.

644. I mean what she's doing here with you.

645. We were just about to go back to Butch's place.

646. Oh...

647. you think because you're from some fancy

648. department store that you're better than me?

649. Oh!

650. At least I've never been tested on animals.

651. By the way, wasn't your shade discontinued, grandma?

652. Ladies, stop!

653. I have the lips for the both of you.

654. Shut up, Butch.

655. Yeah, it's all your fault.

656. Oh no!

657. She's not worth it!

658. You two-timing liar!

659. I say no!

660. I say no!

661. Let's go, Red.

662. I know a glass who's into...

663. layering.

664. Oh!

665. Now that

666. I'd like to see.

667. And now our musical guest, RuPaul!

668. It's Queen News Network.

669. Good evening.

670. I'm Ciara Myst.

671. And I'm Briar Blush.

672. Our top story tonight,

673. the Olympic Committee has announced a new sporting

674. event for the LA two thousand twenty eight Olympics,

675. including flag football, squash,

676. and for the West Hollywood athletes,

677. full contact pickle chugging.

678. Plane Jane, it's favored for the gold.

679. Following in the footsteps of the elf on a

680. shelf, a new holiday tradition is sweeping the country.

681. It's dawn on the lawn.

682. Scientists have discovered a new beauty

683. technique to make lips fuller without injections.

684. Unfortunately, it was sadly halted when they just

685. realized it was just Ciara Myst after a very,

686. very busy night.

687. That was in the name of science.

688. Moving on.

689. A recent study shows that education about LGBTQ+ issues

690. creates healthy relationships between queer individuals and their parents.

691. Here to comment is my mom.

692. Oh hi!

693. Thanks for being here, mom.

694. So, tell us what you've been up to.

695. Well, dear,

696. I wanted to educate myself.

697. So I started at the LGBT Center.

698. Oh.

699. Not a mom in sight, but there was a group for daddies.

700. And I figured parents are parents, so I joined.

701. Oh dear, I'm almost afraid to ask.

702. Well, let me just say first, they are the nicest bunch of dads.

703. There's Mark, the athlete.

704. He's into water sports.

705. Fred, the delivery guy,

706. he struggles with extra large packages, poor dear.

707. And then there's Al, who everyone calls Prince Albert.

708. Great mustache.

709. he gave me these cute leather bracelets.

710. Oh my God, Mom.

711. I'm not sure this is the support group you were looking for.

712. Well, sure it is.

713. We also talk about forming meaningful connections.

714. Oh, well,

715. that sounds important.

716. First we start with role playing and poppers.

717. And not the jalapeño kind I make for parties.

718. Mrs.

719. Myst, do you have any takeaways you'd like to share from your experience?

720. It's been wonderful to find community.

721. In fact, the gang is having a big bang this weekend.

722. We should go.

723. They're serving stuffed pig.

724. No, mom, no!

725. What?

726. We can do the poppers, honey!

727. My mom, everyone.

728. That's the news.

729. Good night and good talk.

730. Bye.

731. Oh yeah, that's good.

732. Thank you Michelle, you can take five.

733. Hi.

734. I'm Michelle Visage.

735. And before I made it into showbiz,

736. a lot of people don't know that

737. I had a promising career in office supplies.

738. The lessons I learned there,

739. Well,

740. they really stuck.

741. So,

742. you're the new secretary, Michelle Shupak?

743. I go by Fissorge now.

744. Okay, kid.

745. First things first, your proportions are...

746. fine, but you gotta stop relying on that body.

747. I'm dressed like my idol,

748. Madonna.

749. Well, in the working world, we need versatility.

750. I'm going to need to see more.

751. What do you mean?

752. Sweetheart, this is the Olympics of office supplies.

753. Your hair could be bigger.

754. Oh.

755. And this...

756. is basically a corset with a little piece of fabric.

757. Oh, so should I wear this green number?

758. No,

759. You and green...

760. gag.

761. I think your color is more

762. leopard print.

763. Anything else?

764. Well, here's a tip.

765. When anybody asks a question, answer with a double entendre.

766. Make it dirty or funny.

767. Follow my lead.

768. Yeah.

769. Hi Ronnie.

770. What you packing?

771. Who's the new chick?

772. She puts the ass

773. in assistant

774. and loves to take dictation.

775. Hi.

776. So Michelle,

777. how's your letter head?

778. No complaints.

779. Attagirl.

780. Now, Ronnie.

781. Take a little spin for us.

782. Yeah, Ronnie, take a little spin.

783. Oh

784. Category is

785. certified male.

786. He can put that package in my slot.

787. Oh, my sticky note just got

788. stickier.

789. Look at you!

790. You're getting my angle fit.

791. Now he could give me a whole punch.

792. Two whole?

793. Or three!

794. He can put the cream in my coffee.

795. Creamer?

796. I don't even know her!

797. Okay, that was a stretch.

798. Fine.

799. Whatever.

800. This is just a temp job anyway.

801. Someday, I'm going to be a star

802. with the number two song in the country.

803. Plus, I got moves.

804. Oh yeah.

805. Go Sauge.

806. Give it!

807. Well,

808. look at that, it's break time.

809. Come on, Ronnie.

810. I'm due for a delivery in La Rhea.

811. And two words.

812. Boob job.

813. Cuz it takes two to make a thing go right.

814. Ugh!

815. I got to write that down.

816. Thank you for watching.

817. Good night, everybody!

818. Alright!

819. A new day.

820. We just filmed RDR Live yesterday and so today we

821. get to figure out what the judges actually think about it.

822. This was our first acting challenge, I feel like

823. this was the test of like who can create a character.

824. That's

825. what I was a bit nervous about.

826. The voice.

827. The voice.

828. I was like, um, was that...

829. a smart choice?

830. I think she's second guessing what she did with her voice,

831. which it it was an odd choice to take the voice down here.

832. Girlfriend.

833. What the fuck?

834. Are we going to damn

835. eighties porn video?

836. Like what is happening?

837. So, you are no secretary.

838. How you feeling?

839. Well, first when he announced the challenge, I was like, oh shit.

840. Acting's not

841. in my wheelhouse per se.

842. No, you slayed it.

843. I'm feeling

844. a little gray

845. in the sense that I don't know where I'm going to land in this challenge.

846. But I try to be as confident as

847. I could because I'm next to a powerhouse actor.

848. I kind of feel like I'm the weaker performer of the two.

849. Thank you for all your help.

850. Like yesterday, that was like, it really got me

851. in the zone.

852. It was like one of those like life rafts thrown into the water.

853. - Like, sister, I've got you so. - Yeah.

854. I think we did a fantastic job.

855. Like we had them laughing.

856. And you ate that role.

857. You ate that role.

858. I feel like I hit all my marks.

859. We had people laughing.

860. I think I have a very good shot at winning this challenge.

861. Listen, you inner saboteur, I'm going to kill you.

862. How are we feeling?

863. I feel good.

864. Working with Briar was a little stressful, but I'm

865. feeling really confident about who I was on stage.

866. I tapped into my inner Diane Keaton.

867. I think I did great.

868. Briar was over here doing something trying to be my inner saboteur.

869. I've learned to ignore her.

870. So hopefully she did a good job.

871. I had a good time.

872. It was really fun for me.

873. I mean,

874. I bully you every single day and to be encouraged to do so...

875. It felt good.

876. Me and Athena both feel pretty good about

877. where we're landing with this sketch, but

878. it's up to the judges to decide...

879. who should have been actually confident.

880. Oh my God...

881. Pull it together.

882. Today, I'm feeling

883. extremely in my head.

884. Are you okay?

885. I'm like losing my mind today a little bit.

886. I worry that I didn't do well and then I worry that if I did do well,

887. that everybody's going to be like upset.

888. I know I killed the challenge.

889. I feel...

890. almost guilty for doing well again because I know the way it's

891. going to affect my relationships with the other girls in the competition.

892. Being strong and being a good competitor means people will be jealous.

893. Ugh, everybody's going to be so irritated with

894. me if I get in the top again.

895. Jane is stressing herself out because there's a lot

896. of pressure when you are clearly an early front runner.

897. And I think she's probably feeling the pressure

898. about having to constantly live up to that.

899. This is like, this is so embarrassing.

900. - No, it's not. - No.

901. You told me from the jump that you don't want anyone

902. to hate you and I don't think anyone's going to hate you.

903. You should be proud of yourself.

904. We're proud of you.

905. Briar and Juicy are being very sweet.

906. If you win today...

907. I'm going to be the first person to say congratulations.

908. - Thank you. - Hello.

909. It's very sweet to see this side of Briar because she sort of hides behind

910. being kind of a butthead and liking to

911. poke people, but she's really kind of a sweetheart.

912. We have no idea if that's even

913. They could be like you're a booger.

914. No, that

915. For today's look, this is my first time

916. serving you a full face prosthetic on the runway.

917. How often do you do prosthetics?

918. Pretty often actually.

919. It's one of the things that I think sets me apart in my drag.

920. Like I had worked previously as a special effects makeup artist for years.

921. I've worked as a prosthetic makeup artist for over fourteen years.

922. Some of my work can be seen on FX's

923. The Gifted, on Dynasty, and on several other Marvel productions.

924. One of my favorite parts about drag is being a spectacle.

925. I love the ability to transform into anything with prosthetic makeup.

926. I think there's actually a lot of queerness

927. in that, this idea of reinvention and transformation.

928. I like bringing it out and mixing it in.

929. That's what's so fun about drag, it's like infusing all the parts of like

930. who we are outside of this together

931. and like the different jobs that we've done.

932. Yesterday, doing a news segment, I used to work for a news team.

933. I...

934. went to school for computer graphics and forensic science.

935. I've worked for the Secret Service.

936. Oh my God.

937. I've worked in makeup, I've worked in film, so like.

938. So you've been fired a lot.

939. No.

940. Miss Vita, you look crazy.

941. Coming from you?

942. White face.

943. Yeah, my culture is not a costume.

944. Oh my God

945. Yes

946. Are you applauding the fact that I can still walk?

947. Yes!

948. Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race.

949. She's the funniest bitch I know, Michelle Visage.

950. Funny how?

951. Like, I'm a clown?

952. I amuse you?

953. Hey oh!

954. We're going live in three, two, one.

955. It's TsMadison.

956. Is it on?

957. Is it on?

958. Is this bitch recording?

959. And the totally twisted

960. Sarah Sherman.

961. Ru, normally I work alone, but tonight I brought little Sarah.

962. Say hi.

963. Hi you, Sarah.

964. Cute.

965. This week we challenge our queens to get totally sketchy

966. on RDR Live.

967. And tonight on the runway,

968. category is

969. Animal Attraction.

970. Racers, start your engines

971. and may the best drag queen, win.

972. Category is

973. animal attraction.

974. Up first,

975. Discord Addams,

976. Albino Alligator.

977. Albino, she better do.

978. I am wearing the alligator skull on my shoulder.

979. I have a handbag

980. that is literally my face.

981. I am an animal carrying a human handbag.

982. You cannot take your eyes off of me and the

983. eyes of my handbag cannot take their eyes off of you.

984. See you later, alligator.

985. In a while, crocodile.

986. Mia Starr is a

987. pink poodle.

988. Stop trying to make that happen.

989. This look is an homage to my beautiful

990. son Zion, the best golden doodle in the world.

991. I made sure to have my afro puffs as my

992. ears, as my titties, as my booty cheeks and my tail.

993. I feel real pussy even though I'm a dog.

994. In the pink poodle club, we all fam.

995. Mandy Mango.

996. Oh, deer.

997. Ru, I think she found this on the side of the road.

998. She is on her way to visit the watering hole of the forest.

999. Greet her subjects.

1000. My vibe for this runway is giving less of that high energy cookiness.

1001. I want to play it a little more demure.

1002. Ladies and gentlemen, lime disease.

1003. Darlene Mitchell,

1004. cow.

1005. Hey Mr.

1006. Holste.

1007. Moo!

1008. I've got my cowboy hat, my little ear tag.

1009. Milk, just in case I get thirsty,

1010. and to cap it all off, I've got hooves for heels.

1011. Country, county and camp.

1012. This cow, all of them.

1013. Oh, I can see her Angus.

1014. Athena Dion,

1015. white barn owl.

1016. Baby, she don't give a hoot.

1017. In Greek mythology, the goddess Athena is represented in nature by the owl.

1018. There are tassels, there are stones, there's more feathers.

1019. I have a facekini.

1020. I mean literally

1021. more is more.

1022. I will have what she's having.

1023. Briar Blush

1024. Swan.

1025. Go jump in a lake.

1026. Swan Lake.

1027. Swans are one of my favorite birds.

1028. I actually have a black swan tattooed on my chest.

1029. But I chose to be a white swan because white swans are loving

1030. and beautiful.

1031. But they're also a little vicious.

1032. While you're down there, why don't you sing a few bars of Swanee?

1033. Vita VonTesse.

1034. Zebra.

1035. She's wearing Z panties and Z bra.

1036. I am a zebra on the plains of the Serengeti,

1037. minding my own business, eating bugs and

1038. dirt or whatever the hell zebra eats.

1039. Out of nowhere, this big ass lion tags

1040. me, and I'm just trying to run, honey.

1041. Be as pretty and as dainty as I can.

1042. Baby, they can't get a good zebra down.

1043. She's headlining at the Oasis.

1044. Nini Coco, poison dart frog.

1045. I heard her favorite music is hip hop.

1046. Are you gagging or is that just a frog in your throat?

1047. I made the entire frog suit myself.

1048. The entire look is a structural masterpiece.

1049. I've even got this pink little noise maker to catch flies if I need to.

1050. Oh!

1051. She's not gay, she's not straight, she's amphibious.

1052. Kenya Pleaser.

1053. Tiger

1054. Where's her Tiger Wood?

1055. I chose a tiger because tigers are fierce, bitch.

1056. But not just any tiger.

1057. You know I'm going to make it real blackety black black black.

1058. I'm a pimp tiger from around the way, bitch.

1059. I'm giving them the nastiest walk.

1060. My Naomi Campbell arms are swinging.

1061. That's how you sell a garment, ladies and gentlemen.

1062. Has a tiger and a little sugar in her tank.

1063. Ciara Myst, Chameleon.

1064. Leaping lizards.

1065. I love

1066. building a visual statement piece in my drag.

1067. I'm wearing a ten foot long tongue and I'm modeling this

1068. tongue like it is the most glamorous boa you've ever seen.

1069. I feel powerful, I feel freaky.

1070. This look is a beast, literally.

1071. No fly is safe.

1072. No.

1073. Jane Don't.

1074. Macaw.

1075. Macaulay Culkin.

1076. I didn't want to do a super obvious representation.

1077. So I'm giving sort of an abstracted macaw

1078. taking the essence and transferring it into a look.

1079. I think one of my strengths is my sense for color.

1080. And I am just floating down this runway.

1081. Polly want a cracker?

1082. I know I'm starving.

1083. Myki Meeks,

1084. Cheetah.

1085. Anyone here danced at Cheetah's?

1086. I'm doing a Mugler reference of the cowgirl but with a cheetah print.

1087. I got cheetah from my hat down to my chaps.

1088. And I got a lasso tail to ring up all the other pesky felines out there.

1089. I am pumping this runway like the speedy little cheetah I am.

1090. I don't know what you're doing, darling,

1091. but you're doing it at the cheetah.

1092. You ain't a dancer.

1093. Juicy Love Dion.

1094. Pangolin.

1095. A scaly anteater.

1096. She better lotion up, baby.

1097. This runway look includes five thousand individually cut and placed scales.

1098. I feel like this look is

1099. grand but not costumey.

1100. It's a work of art.

1101. Tipping the scales with gorgeousness.

1102. Welcome Queens.

1103. When I call your name, please step forward.

1104. Discord Addams.

1105. Mia Starr.

1106. Athena Dion.

1107. Nini Coco.

1108. Ladies.

1109. You are safe.

1110. Oh.

1111. Uh, RuPaul just called four safe.

1112. I'm not one of them.

1113. I'm looking at Juicy like...

1114. Girl, I think we got it.

1115. Kenya Pleaser.

1116. Ciara Myst.

1117. Myki Meeks.

1118. Ladies...

1119. You are also safe.

1120. Oh...

1121. don't I look a fool?

1122. You may leave the stage.

1123. Queens,

1124. you represent the tops and bottoms of the week.

1125. Now it's time for the judges critiques.

1126. Starting with Mandy Mango.

1127. This look on the runway, I love the idea.

1128. The skirt, the way you draped it is beautiful.

1129. I love the mushrooms.

1130. Could add more mushrooms even.

1131. But as I watched the sketch,

1132. you being an Amish

1133. conservative woman

1134. should have continued to play throughout the whole skit.

1135. Because there's so much to be done with an Amish conservative character.

1136. That's where the the comedy was.

1137. As much as Darlene was giving crazy rocker white trash person...

1138. You needed to give us demure kind of

1139. fundamentalist instead of ripping open your blouse and doing that.

1140. I liked the titties popping out.

1141. That's just me.

1142. And what does little Sarah have to say?

1143. What was that?

1144. She said there could have been a third titty.

1145. I really had fun with this challenge.

1146. I love any opportunity to go balls to

1147. the wall bonkers, but I'm hearing your points of

1148. I should have paid more attention to the character, and to my partner.

1149. Alright, thank you.

1150. Up next,

1151. Darlene Mitchell.

1152. Indiana's really coming out of you in this competition.

1153. Oh yes, oh yes.

1154. You walked out on the runway tonight in

1155. this outfit and I was like, move, bitch!

1156. It gave very rich wagyu, honey.

1157. You know, that's an expensive meat.

1158. I loved you in the sketch.

1159. Not butter.

1160. It's so fun to watch someone who's having fun.

1161. And I could feel you finding more fun things as they were happening.

1162. There was so many nuances and so many fun things

1163. that every time I looked over at you, I was laughing.

1164. Two-handed.

1165. You were just as dirty as you needed to be, and I loved every minute of it.

1166. You redeemed yourself from last week.

1167. I'm very proud of you this week.

1168. There's only one glaring mark.

1169. You are wearing flats.

1170. That is the only glaring mark on your magnificent tonight.

1171. Thank you.

1172. Up next, Briar Blush.

1173. This outfit is gorgeous.

1174. I was in awe watching the feathers just

1175. float away when you were walking down the runway.

1176. So you got the really fun role with the inner saboteur.

1177. There was an opportunity

1178. missed with it.

1179. It was one note...

1180. You've grown out.

1181. and flat.

1182. You didn't go anywhere with it.

1183. And if it was me, I would have been a little bit maybe crazier,

1184. nastier, just to really bring out the

1185. contrast between someone and their inner saboteur.

1186. We needed more of a relationship between the two of you.

1187. And then we got to the Q&N news and I was like, no.

1188. More.

1189. You're a drag queen.

1190. Give me more.

1191. It wasn't really exciting until Jane came out.

1192. Vita VonTesse.

1193. I'm Butch.

1194. I loved the idea of the character, but I

1195. felt instantaneously like you didn't believe what you were saying.

1196. Acting is reacting and acting is just talking and being.

1197. And that's what I felt like was missing.

1198. I picked her up at the dollar store.

1199. And I think you were doing yourself a disservice by getting

1200. caught up making sure that you were delivering lines as written

1201. instead of giving yourself the opportunity to

1202. have fun being present with your scene partner.

1203. Now, this outfit...

1204. Girl, I'll ride you all the way to Africa and back.

1205. But it looks like you've already been mounted, honey.

1206. Your body looks great in it.

1207. It reminds me of Kennedy Davenport's wounded chicken thing.

1208. And this is really, really beautiful.

1209. All right, up next, some girls do,

1210. but Jane don't.

1211. This look is beautiful, and the way that you

1212. painted your face and it compliments the entire

1213. outfit, I just gagged when you were coming down the runway.

1214. In the Q&N news, you were the breath

1215. of fresh air that that skit needed.

1216. And I thought you did such

1217. a spectacular job.

1218. You gave us the very best Minnesota mom.

1219. First we start with role playing and poppers.

1220. And you were really good at just going with it.

1221. You're coming for my job, I see.

1222. Oh my God, that was amazing.

1223. As someone

1224. who does that on

1225. Saturday Night Live, I'm gonna said, I'm

1226. going to need to take some notes today.

1227. I've become the student.

1228. You were really confident, really funny.

1229. - It was awesome. - Thank you.

1230. You know what you came here

1231. to do.

1232. And I'm very, very excited to watch how you

1233. keep going in this competition.

1234. Lovely.

1235. Up next, Juicy Love Dion.

1236. Personally, I think you were in the best sketch of the night.

1237. And it might have something to do with the fact that it was called

1238. Young Michelle, but to be honest, I

1239. thought you felt very strong in your stance.

1240. You were very present.

1241. Attagirl.

1242. So many times when people do a crazy

1243. accent, that's their one choice for a character.

1244. But you had physical choices, you had like subtle choices.

1245. It was awesome.

1246. The thing that really sold me was how you held your body.

1247. You're the new secretary.

1248. There was a certain

1249. pose that you did.

1250. You pulled it off

1251. beautifully.

1252. I want to tell you this, if they ever invited

1253. my ghetto ass to the Met Gala, I would wear that.

1254. Everything about it is is gorgeous.

1255. And it already has my butt.

1256. I just need to drag the thing on the ground.

1257. And why a Pangolin?

1258. It's a critically endangered animal and it's traded

1259. all over the world because of their scales.

1260. I've always wanted to be a veterinarian growing

1261. up and so when this category came up,

1262. I said perfect.

1263. I want to shine light on a

1264. beautiful animal

1265. Well, from this day on, I will stop

1266. freebasing Panglin.

1267. Thank you, RuPaul.

1268. Thank you, Queens.

1269. I think we've heard enough.

1270. While you untuck backstage,

1271. the judges and I will deliberate.

1272. Alright kids, just between us squirrel friends, what do you think?

1273. Starting with Mandy Mango.

1274. She could have been so demure.

1275. She could have leaned into it more.

1276. I feel like she was one note.

1277. I think Mango has a very odd

1278. perspective that she hasn't been able to fully

1279. execute or apply to

1280. things outside of her own brain.

1281. It certainly did not work in the butter churning storyline.

1282. Darlene Mitchell.

1283. Listen, she did it for me tonight.

1284. I don't want her to get stuck in that biker trash

1285. all the time, but it worked for her in that butter churning.

1286. She's so funny in the sketch.

1287. The hooves,

1288. though not heels, were funny.

1289. So,

1290. laughs all around for me.

1291. Briar Blush.

1292. As the inner saboteur to Athena.

1293. Choices...

1294. She missed it completely like the boat came docked and left without her.

1295. No highs and lows, did the same thing over and over.

1296. She could have had so much fun and she did not deliver.

1297. And that one tone carried through to the Q and N.

1298. There's so many girls out there tonight that have such a distinguishable

1299. vibe and I couldn't quite clock a vibe if that makes sense.

1300. All right, let's talk about Vita VonTesse.

1301. With comedy,

1302. you're watching someone walk a very dangerous tightrope.

1303. And I could tell that she was a bit nervous and skittish.

1304. You could tell this is not a comfort zone for her because I

1305. felt like she was just saying the words like this to say the words.

1306. She chopped it up too much because she didn't believe it.

1307. Jane Don't.

1308. She owned that whole character, she owned the scene.

1309. I was so impressed that she has so many dimensions and sides to herself.

1310. She looked insane.

1311. She looked like Mork from Ork meets

1312. Sharon Glass in Queer's Folk and I absolutely

1313. adored it.

1314. Juicy Love Dion.

1315. She chose a pangolin.

1316. Not in a million years would anybody else in any season chose a pangolin.

1317. And she's painted beautifully.

1318. She was spectacular.

1319. I thought she was so great in the sketch and she

1320. was clearly having fun with the people in the sketch with her.

1321. I was so

1322. lost in her character and I love you,

1323. Michelle, but I love this lady even more.

1324. Me too.

1325. I see Jean getting her own sitcom spin-off.

1326. Yes.

1327. I really do.

1328. Just fantastic.

1329. Please cast me.

1330. Alright, silence.

1331. I've made my decision.

1332. Bring back my girls.

1333. Welcome back, Queens.

1334. I've made some decisions.

1335. Darlene Mitchell.

1336. This week you churned it out.

1337. Jane Don't.

1338. This week,

1339. you delivered loud and proud.

1340. Juicy Love Dion.

1341. This week you were one boss bitch.

1342. Juicy Love Dion.

1343. Condragulations, you're the winner of this week's challenge.

1344. Thank you so much.

1345. Thank you guys.

1346. Thank you so so much.

1347. O... M...

1348. G.

1349. You've earned a cash tip

1350. of five thousand dollars.

1351. Work.

1352. Good job, babe.

1353. Did I just win a comedy challenge?

1354. I can't believe it, you know?

1355. So yeah, I'm a secretary.

1356. I'll never stop saying it now.

1357. Haha.

1358. Mandy Mango.

1359. Your butter

1360. could have been better.

1361. Briar Blush.

1362. Your inner saboteur

1363. got the best of you.

1364. Vita VonTesse.

1365. Your butch

1366. was botched.

1367. Vita VonTesse...

1368. You're safe

1369. You may join the other girls.

1370. Mandy...

1371. Briar...

1372. I'm sorry my dears,

1373. you are up for elimination.

1374. My heart is beating

1375. so hard and so fast.

1376. I know I slay the lipstick last time.

1377. I know what I gotta do.

1378. Two queens stand before me.

1379. Ladies,

1380. this is your last chance...

1381. To impress me

1382. and save yourself

1383. from elimination.

1384. The time has come

1385. for you to lipsync

1386. for...

1387. your...

1388. life.

1389. Regardless of how I feel about the challenge, my

1390. mission right now is just to win the lipsync.

1391. Good luck

1392. and don't

1393. Fuck it up.

1394. Yes, bitch.

1395. Yes!

1396. Come on, Briar!

1397. Work it out, Briar.

1398. Come on, Briar.

1399. Come on, Mandy!

1400. Briar is fierce.

1401. She is fighting for her life.

1402. I'm into this!

1403. Hey, ho!

1404. Come on, Mandy!

1405. Come on, bitch!

1406. Mandy!

1407. Oh my God!

1408. - Yes, Briar, come on. - Careful!

1409. Working out, Briar.

1410. Well, Mandy is definitely bucket and chucking.

1411. at least she's not wearing a table, honey.

1412. Hey!

1413. Work!

1414. Okay.

1415. Boom, I hit the deer.

1416. Oh no!

1417. You just have to keep pedaling, bitch.

1418. Let's go, girls!

1419. Queens.

1420. I've made my decision.

1421. Briar Blush...

1422. shantay, you stay.

1423. Thank you.

1424. You may join the other girls.

1425. I want to make you proud.

1426. Mandy Mango.

1427. You are one sweet fruit.

1428. Don't ever change.

1429. Now.

1430. Sashay away.

1431. Maraming salamat.

1432. Thank you very much.

1433. It was an honor to be here.

1434. - We love you, Mandy. - We love you, Mandy.

1435. Mangoes can be eaten.

1436. Mangoes can be slurped.

1437. Cheers to all the lovers

1438. who make our mangoes burst!

1439. I'm really sad, I'm really disappointed,

1440. but I hope I represented for my Filipinas, my Filipinos, my Filipinexes.

1441. To the people back home, I'm so, so grateful to have you in my life.

1442. And I'm so grateful to Ru and my season eighteen

1443. sisters for showing that being queer is such a superpower.

1444. Condragulations, queens, and remember, if you can't love yourself, how

1445. in the hell are you going to love somebody else?

1446. Can I get an amen up in here?

1447. - Amen! - Amen!

1448. All right, now let the music play.

1449. Next time on RuPaul's Drag Race.

1450. You and your bestie will design show stopping looks

1451. inspired by a mashup of two red carpet moments.

1452. I just fucking made the biggest mistake ever.

1453. Well, I'm fucked.

1454. I love this drag!

1455. You look like a WWE wrestler.

1456. I'm not trying to have malice with you, girl.

1457. Ok, listen little girl.

1458. Moving forward, we don't fuck with each other like that.

1459. Bitch,

1460. that's when the diarrhea started.