RuPaul's Drag Race 18x15

1. Tonight, they are back.

2. This season's eliminated queens

3. return to the main stage

4. to go head-to-head and toe-to-toe in the ultimate

5. All RuPaul-a-Paruza Lip Sync Smackdown.

6. But only one lip sync assassin will snatch the title

7. of the Queen of She Done Already Done Had Herses,

8. plus a cash prize of $50,000.

9. - We're back! Yes. - Uh!

10. Loca, I'm back!

11. We are back in the Werk Room for the All RuPaul-a-Paruza,

12. and I am so excited to be back.

13. This is all 14 of us back in this bitch.

14. We are missing one person.

15. Where's Crystal?

16. Where is Crystal?

17. What the hell?

18. Is that something that happened while I was at home?

19. Yes, honey, yes.

20. Can y'all fill me in? What did I miss, sisters?

21. We did have one of the greatest

22. Snatch Game performances.

23. I'm talking Bloody Mary.

24. Can we take a moment to acknowledge the other

25. Bloody Mary in the house? - Oh, yes.

26. Who, me?

27. I wanted to share a bit of how I was feeling with my look

28. and make a statement.

29. After being voted in the bottom by these queens

30. during Rate-A-Queen, I'm out for blood.

31. Sometimes you get voted in the bottom

32. and you get eliminated because of your peers,

33. and it just feels like a bucket of blood

34. dropped on you at prom.

35. I'm paying tribute to one of the most iconic moments

36. in horror, Carrie White getting the bucket of blood

37. dropped on her, because that's how it felt.

38. Subtle.

39. Oh, brother.

40. I don't see the connection.

41. Carrie White was a cunt high schooler

42. who had telekinetic powers.

43. You just did a bad poem.

44. Briar, last time I saw you, I was rubbing your chest

45. and telling you to wake up.

46. - She's going down. - Medic.

47. Just breathe, breathe.

48. I was very concerned for you. So how's everything?

49. Are you OK?

50. So since the last time we have all spoke,

51. I eventually found out that I had pneumonia.

52. Oh, my God.

53. And then when I came home, I ended up developing sepsis.

54. Sister.

55. I didn't realize the problem that was happening in me

56. until it was far too late.

57. And then it turned into an even bigger problem

58. because I wasn't taking care of myself.

59. After speaking with my doctor,

60. we've kind of made the conclusion that

61. it's not in the best interest for me to

62. participate in the RuPaul-a-Paruza today.

63. Sister.

64. I know we had a little squabble amongst ourselves,

65. but we all love you and support you.

66. This is just the beginning of the rest of your life.

67. I'm really sad that I don't get to participate

68. in the lip syncs today, but the girls are being very comforting

69. and caring to me right now.

70. Even Athena's being so kind, and I know it's hurting her.

71. So Briar's no longer participating

72. and there's a top three. So it was 14 of us.

73. Now it's ten of us, right? - What?

74. - It's ten of us. - Oh, OK.

75. - Minus one. - No.

76. It's 11. It's 11.

77. Kenya, we are learning less math,

78. so make sure you know those words, baby.

79. Oh.

80. The girls want to come for me.

81. Didn't she send you home?

82. Right. I sent your ass home with those head over.

83. Throughout this season, I feel like I've

84. had my share of ups and downs with lip syncs,

85. but this is what I do.

86. I'm ready to slay these hoes one by one.

87. I need that fucking money, girl.

88. I can't wait to see how this turns out.

89. And on that note, that very shady note, bitch,

90. let's get ready for these goddamn lip syncs, OK?

91. Here I come.

92. Yes!

93. Girl, I'm having flashbacks.

94. Your table look, I think about it all the time.

95. Girl.

96. But we're going to serve some cunt cunt cunt today, OK?

97. That's right, girl.

98. We left the table behind for this one.

99. No tables, no antlers, no hooves to take off of me.

100. Today the mango came back fully juiced.

101. There might be some tricks.

102. You know, you just need to wait and see.

103. For the first time since she left,

104. Ciara and I are in the same room.

105. And I think it is high time that I

106. put my investigative journalism hat on.

107. Ciara, I have a question.

108. What's up?

109. And be so truthful.

110. Was putting a bunch of fucking scrap fabric

111. in that suitcase sabotage?

112. No.

113. I do not believe that a bunch of trash

114. got put in the suitcase

115. without any kind of shade happening.

116. Room, do we believe that? Room, do we believe that?

117. The question is, did you think you were going to make

118. something for yourself or did you really think

119. we were going to switch-a-roo?

120. I came in knowing it's probable that I would

121. have to use it, but it's possible

122. that we could switch-a-roo.

123. So if you had gotten— if you had gotten that suitcase?

124. I packed it for myself.

125. Sure.

126. Knowing what I could make with it

127. and knowing that it would have been fierce.

128. With the one yard of fabric?

129. Um, it was more than one yard.

130. Uh, please. Roll the tapes.

131. Well, it sounds like you feel some type of way about it.

132. We still haven't answered the question.

133. I said no, it's not sabotage.

134. OK.

135. So you obviously don't believe that answer.

136. I know. To be clear, I don't believe the answer.

137. OK. Let me just fact check a little bit.

138. Sure.

139. So you picked the fabric, yes or no?

140. Yeah.

141. And then you won the challenge, yes or no?

142. Well, yeah, you being the Wile E. Coyote of drag

143. doesn't mean that it wasn't sabotage.

144. You just painted the train tunnel

145. on the side of the cliff, and then it

146. came out and hit you, bitch.

147. Are you bringing it up to center

148. yourself in the conversation again?

149. Girl, this is crazy, bitch.

150. The girls are fighting.

151. We're back.

152. I'm happy you cursed my name while I was not here.

153. I'm happy to haunt the Werk Room even in my absence.

154. OK, so you're going to pick Jane for the lip sync,

155. and y'all gonna duke it out on the floor, right?

156. Y'all need to settle this on the main stage.

157. I'm feeling a little nervous, because a lot of these girls

158. are fierce lip syncers.

159. Juicy, how many people did you send home?

160. Three?

161. Oh, you did three too, right?

162. Well, I sent two people home.

163. - OK. - Fuck you hoes.

164. Oh, I forgot Mia. I'm sorry.

165. We already have our assassins determined in this group.

166. Mia Starr, legend in the dance community.

167. Mia, you're literally, like,

168. the choreographer extraordinaire.

169. You sent me home.

170. That means you could dance for Britney Spears now, bih.

171. Britney, call me.

172. are Juicy Love Dion, Kenya, Mandy.

173. America, Mandy Mango still won that lip sync.

174. You have to be on some level excited,

175. knowing your capabilities.

176. Honestly, like, part of me is like excited just to do it.

177. Because like, this is looming over my head.

178. Because, like, everyone's looking at me to perform.

179. Morphine won She Done Already Done Had Herses in season 16.

180. So the pressure's on, baby.

181. I gotta bring the title right back home.

182. Are you feeling good about the Lala?

183. I am feeling—

184. Are you going to win the money for mommy?

185. Yes.

186. Gonna win the money for mommy?

187. Yeah.

188. If I win this $50,000,

189. not only do I get the bragging rights,

190. but I get my lick back on Kenya.

191. I could do the tiebreaker with Juicy.

192. I could send some other bitches home

193. that I don't know I'm going against.

194. Ladies, let's get ready

195. for the All RuPaul RuPaul-a-Paruza.

196. Girl, are y'all ready to serve?

197. Are you ready to slay, bitch?

198. And may the best drag queen win.

199. The winner of "RuPaul's Drag Race"

200. will snatch an official makeup collaboration

201. with Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics

202. and a cash prize of $200,000,

203. courtesy of "RuPaul's Drag Race Match Queen."

204. Wow.

205. All right.

206. Welcome to the main stage of "RuPaul's Drag Race."

207. She's a female phenomenon. It's Michelle Visage.

208. I'm a glamazon, bitch.

209. He puts the D in "Don't Be Jealous of My Boogie."

210. It's Jamal Sims.

211. Now, you can say that you are not,

212. but I always see you looking.

213. We are one week away from this season's grand finale,

214. where we are going to crown ourselves a winner, baby.

215. But tonight we've challenged our returning

216. queens to an All RuPaul-a-Paruza

217. Lip Sync Smackdown.

218. It's because we can license all the songs

219. for just a little bit of money.

220. Oh, oh, there's no money?

221. I owe them $4.

222. Racers, start your engines, and may the best drag queen win.

223. Bring back my girls.

224. Baby, I'm ready to give it all on the dance floor,

225. because this is what I do.

226. It is go time.

227. There is $50,000 on the line.

228. It would buy so many safety pins.

229. This is a seat to the best drag show in the world.

230. Get your popcorn, bitch.

231. Some queens can give tricks and flips.

232. I give concept and substance.

233. Baby, mama is ready.

234. I got my chaps.

235. I got my fringe on.

236. Baby, let's ride this rodeo.

237. And now, our top three queens.

238. Kiss my grits.

239. Tonight, our eliminated queens are back

240. to compete for the title

241. of the Queen of She Done Already Done Had Herses

242. plus a cash tip of $50,000.

243. Brought to you by "Stop That Train,"

244. the first feature film from the "Drag Race" universe,

245. in theaters June 12th.

246. All right now.

247. Since Briar Blush is not up to compete,

248. tonight she'll be cheering her sisters on from the sidelines.

249. Briar my dear, please take a seat in the queens gallery.

250. Don't mind if I do.

251. Tonight,

252. new RuPaul-a-Paruza rules are in full effect.

253. DD Fuego, Mandy Mango, Ciara Myst,

254. Vita VonTesse Starr, Mia Starr,

255. and Athena Dion, as the first queens to be eliminated,

256. you'll compete starting in round one.

257. Kenya Pleaser, Discord Addams,

258. and Jane Don't, as the next three queens eliminated,

259. you get to skip round one and join

260. the Smackdown in round two.

261. Juicy Love Dion, as the most recent queen eliminated,

262. you get to skip the first two rounds.

263. And start competing in round three.

264. Juicy gets to skip all the way to round three,

265. which makes her the final boss.

266. Finish her!

267. This makes a lot of sense, and it's really scary.

268. Nini Coco, Myki Meeks, Darlene Mitchell, next week,

269. you'll be facing off

270. for the title of America's Next Drag Race Superstar.

271. But for tonight, you can just sit back and enjoy the show.

272. OK.

273. Darlene, may I see a dessert menu, please?

274. Coming right up.

275. Ladies, you may leave the stage.

276. Kenya, Discord, Jane, and Juicy,

277. please be seated.

278. I get to sit and watch the entire first round

279. and then start battling in the second one?

280. That's fierce.

281. Now let's get this All RuPaul-a-Paruza rolling.

282. This is round one.

283. Oh, Pit Crew.

284. Ladykins, in Asaf's golden hopper

285. are six balls with your names on them,

286. one ball for each of you.

287. To determine the first queen to lip sync,

288. Asaf will randomly pick one queen's ball.

289. All right.

290. Asaf, spin that hopper.

291. Asaf, whose ball are you holding?

292. Ciara Myst.

293. You will be competing in tonight's first lip sync.

294. Why do I feel like this is "Hunger Games" a little bit?

295. Like, why are we the Capitol watching them fight?

296. Now, Ciara, you get to pick your opponent.

297. I did not want to pick the person.

298. I wanted to pick the song. I wanted to pick the song.

299. Who do you choose?

300. OK, well, if I can't pick the song,

301. that means I have to think about who might pick a song

302. that I would like to do.

303. Ciara Myst, you get to pick your opponent.

304. Who do you choose?

305. I'm going to pick mama Athena Dion.

306. Oh, shit.

307. No way.

308. Why do you think she chose Athena?

309. I don't know.

310. She has a bad history of choosing lip sync people.

311. Womp-womp.

312. Athena loves the song "Born Naked,"

313. and that's the song that I want, so I'm hoping

314. she will pick that song.

315. - Now, Athena. - Yes.

316. You get to choose the first song

317. from our All RuPaul-a-Paruza playlist.

318. Will it be "Born Naked," "Call Me Mother,"

319. "Cha Cha Bitch," "Just What They Want,"

320. "Main Event," "Peanut Butter,"

321. "Pretty Gang," or "Sissy That Walk."

322. All amazing songs, by the way.

323. Thank you, darling.

324. Huge fan of your work.

325. "Born Naked." - Ooh.

326. Ooh.

327. Yes! The plan worked out. She picked "Born Naked."

328. It is on, diva.

329. Now, the rest of you may step to the queens gallery.

330. I know this track inside and out,

331. and Ciara is dressed as some

332. monstrosity- Jabba the Hutt hybrid.

333. Bask in the glory of the goddess Athena

334. as she slays this thing.

335. Two queens stand before me.

336. Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me

337. and move forward to the next round.

338. The time has come for you to Lip Sync

339. for Your Life.

340. I'm a little hot and sweaty in all of this,

341. but I am so ready to give you the freak show that I am.

342. Good luck and don't fuck it up.

343. - Is she stuck? - Oh.

344. - Oh, God. - Come on, Ciara, take it off!

345. Take it off!

346. Wow.

347. Queens, I've made my decision.

348. - No! - We don't get to know?

349. This is rude.

350. Ciara Myst, condragulations,

351. you're the winner of the first Lip Sync Smackdown.

352. Gag!

353. What?

354. You'll advance to the next round.

355. Yes!

356. Oh, I'm feeling confident now, diva.

357. Athena Dion, thank you for a stellar season.

358. Now, sashay away.

359. Well, thank you so much.

360. Good luck, divas.

361. Well, I didn't win that lip sync,

362. so it looks like the goddess fell from the high horse

363. she was on back into the Werk Room, and she's pissed.

364. What?

365. What the hell?

366. I thought I ate that.

367. You did.

368. Run me that drink now.

369. I'm sorry. I did better than Ciara.

370. I'm going to go sit on the couches with the winners.

371. I'm going to drink until the delusion feels real.

372. Boo.

373. Oh, hi!

374. I finally get to be in the lounge area.

375. - You look amazing. - You two back together.

376. Isn't that crazy? - Yeah.

377. It's like I just lost Lala-Paruza

378. and I have to sit next to her.

379. This is like my personal hell right now.

380. - Oh, my God. - We're back, everybody.

381. Let's go.

382. Round one continues.

383. DD, Mandy, Vita, and Mia Starr,

384. let's see who's competing in our next lip sync.

385. Asaf, shake 'em up.

386. Yeah, really turn 'em.

387. Turn it, honey.

388. Let those balls know who's in charge.

389. Mia Starr.

390. Mia, who do you choose as your opponent?

391. Do I call somebody who I know is a fierce lip syncer

392. or do I call somebody that I feel could be an easy win?

393. I'ma choose my good sis, Mandy Mango.

394. - OK, sister. - What is she doing?

395. You know, Mandy throws herself around like crazy.

396. You remember, she was like a whacker.

397. Mama, you're going to see

398. the classic Mandy Mango voguing queen.

399. Now, Mandy Mango, which song do you choose?

400. I'm going to have to pick "Just What They Want."

401. - Girl. - Gag.

402. Girl, girl.

403. Uh oh, she said fuck you, Mia.

404. Like, this is the song everybody was afraid of.

405. Mandy chooses one of the most wordy songs in the selections.

406. It's going to be really interesting to see

407. what happens here.

408. DD and Vita, you may step to the gallery.

409. Let's get out of here, sister.

410. Right, let's go.

411. Good luck!

412. Mia, what the freak did you just do?

413. 'Cause Mandy is fierce.

414. Why did you do this to yourself?

415. The time has come...

416. For you to Lip Sync

417. for Your Life.

418. Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

419. Oh, bitch.

420. Oh, OK, Mia is eating that, yeah.

421. Come on, bitch!

422. That is sickening!

423. Come on, Mia!

424. I'm sorry, I can't take my eyes off Mia.

425. I can't take my eyes off of her.

426. Oh!

427. Not the money.

428. Yes, that was so fun!

429. Queens, I've made my decision.

430. Shit.

431. - Well, that's a bummer. - Ugh!

432. Who do you think?

433. I think they're going to give it to Mandy.

434. The dips were a little, ooh.

435. Little crunchy?

436. Well, I guess we'll find out soon enough.

437. Yeah.

438. - Let her rip. - I'm disappointed.

439. I'm really disappointed.

440. But if anyone was going to send me home,

441. I feel justified in that it was Mia.

442. How did it feel getting rained on?

443. It was real money.

444. No, it wasn't.

445. Girl.

446. - How much? - Shut up!

447. She brought real money?

448. She literally— she was like,

449. that's literally $100 right there.

450. Sorry, it's force of habit.

451. Ooh!

452. Oh, last round of this first bracket.

453. Now, to finish up round one, DD, Vita,

454. the drag gods have paired you up for our third lip sync.

455. Now let's find out which one of you gets to choose the song.

456. Oh, I love this angle.

457. Whose ball are you cupping?

458. Vita VonTesse Starr.

459. My strategy is going into the lip sync with experience

460. and being able to relate to a song.

461. I am going to choose "Main Event."

462. All right.

463. As the Pork Chop of season 18, I have a lot to prove.

464. I can't believe I went home to a lip-syncing table.

465. It's time to redeem DD Fuego.

466. The time has come

467. for you to Lip Sync

468. for Your Life.

469. Good luck and don't fuck it up.

470. Come on, girl.

471. Oh, Vita!

472. Yes, Vita, the drama.

473. - Yes! - OK, Vita!

474. Vita can just walk and I'm in love.

475. Come on, bitch!

476. Come on, bitch!

477. I could see that Miss DD is doing wig reveals,

478. costume changes, all of this.

479. But, honey, I'm trying to emote the true feeling of this song.

480. Sickening!

481. Wow.

482. DD was very excited, very fuego.

483. It was very fuego. High energy.

484. She didn't move their first lip sync,

485. so for her to do all that, 180 from last time.

486. - Right. - Yeah.

487. Queens, I've made my decision.

488. God damn.

489. Vita VonTesse Starr, condragulations.

490. You're a winner, baby.

491. Whoop, whoop!

492. You are moving forward to the next round.

493. Please take a seat in the gallery.

494. It feels validating to walk back.

495. Huh. Get my shit.

496. Let me sit in my seat over here.

497. Move aside, honey.

498. DD Fuego, my queen,

499. thank you for setting the season on fire.

500. Thank you.

501. Now, sashay away.

502. Thank you all very much. Thank you.

503. I was saving that final reveal for the final sync,

504. but all right, y'all get it now.

505. Last guesses.

506. All right, so be mean. Who lost?

507. I thought DD lost.

508. I'm expecting Vita to walk in right now.

509. You're expecting her to walk in?

510. - DD. - And you?

511. - DD. - You?

512. I think Vita might walk in.

513. And you?

514. Oh, I wasn't a judge.

515. I was a moderator.

516. Locas!

517. I guess I was not the main event today.

518. Even though I didn't win this lip sync,

519. it is still a victory.

520. I got to show y'all what I can do.

521. This is from my culture to yours.

522. Can we go arriba?

523. Arriba.

524. Cheers, everyone. Thank you.

525. Thank you for your love and support.

526. To your season 18 Pork Chop.

527. Oh, my gosh.

528. Kenya Pleaser, Discord Addams,

529. and Jane Don't, you'll be joining Ciara Myst,

530. Mia Starr, and Vita VonTesse Starr

531. in round two of our All RuPaul-a-Paruza...

532. whatcha call it.

533. Now look at Juicy sitting all alone in the VIP.

534. Now let's see who's lip syncing first in round two.

535. Vita.

536. Back to back?

537. I'm no spring chicken.

538. I'm still trying to catch my breath from five minutes ago.

539. Mama tired, honey.

540. Vita, who do you choose as your opponent?

541. I will choose

542. my Starr sister, Mia.

543. OK, bitch.

544. - Bitch. - Wow.

545. The Starrs are aligned.

546. Yes.

547. Bitch, do you have a death wish?

548. Mama, Discord is right there.

549. OK, Mia, you get to choose the song.

550. I am going to choose "Call Me Mother."

551. All right. That's a lot of work.

552. It's a lot of words.

553. Now, out of all the songs you could have chose,

554. you choose the one with the most words?

555. Come on, girl.

556. The rest of you may step to the gallery.

557. I picked "Call Me Mother" because I know the song,

558. I have choreographed this song,

559. and I'm ready to perform this song.

560. The time has come

561. for you to Lip Sync

562. for Your Life.

563. Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

564. Whoa!

565. Call them Mother!

566. Hey!

567. These are queens. These are drag queens.

568. Come on!

569. Bitch, let's go!

570. Yes, bitches!

571. Let's go!

572. Vita!

573. Hold up!

574. Come on, come on, come on!

575. - I don't know. - That was good.

576. That was good!

577. Queens, I've made my decision.

578. Queens, I've made my decision.

579. Mia Starr, condragulations.

580. You're a winner, baby.

581. Two for two.

582. I'm telling you, my prices are going up, y'all.

583. My price is going up!

584. Maybe by $20, but it's good.

585. It's going up.

586. Vita VonTesse Starr,

587. my queen, keep on shining.

588. Now, sashay away.

589. Time to take this rodeo back to Alabama.

590. Giddy up.

591. We love you, Vita!

592. Oh, one more thing.

593. Vita, Vita, Vita!

594. You know you want to eat her!

595. Vita, Vita, Vita!

596. Now that my time is up with the All RuPaul-a-Paruza,

597. I'm just full of emotions right now.

598. That damn Mia.

599. Ooh, she gave me a run for my money.

600. You did that to yourself. You picked her.

601. I don't know.

602. I was just expecting her to pick "Sissy That Walk."

603. Oh.

604. But, yeah, "Call Me Mother,"

605. and I need to call an ambulance after that.

606. - Ooh! - Ooh!

607. Sister, cheers.

608. I can't wait to see who's lip syncing next.

609. Oh, Pit Crew.

610. Show us whose ball you have in your strong, manly grip.

611. Ooh.

612. Kenya Pleaser, you'll be competing

613. in tonight's fifth lip sync.

614. All right, bitch, let's get it.

615. Now, who are you going to choose as your opponent?

616. I'm going to go with Miss Ciara.

617. - Oh! - Oh!

618. Hey.

619. The reason I picked Ciara is because she beat me

620. in the Besties Little Design challenge earlier this season.

621. So now I want to give her a taste of her own medicine

622. and beat her.

623. All right, Ciara, you get to choose the song.

624. Hmm.

625. Well, since we are girl group divas together,

626. we're in the gang, so let's do "Pretty Gang."

627. All right.

628. This pick is probably gagging everyone,

629. because when you think of Ciara Myst,

630. you would not think wordy rap diva.

631. But I want to show that I can do anything.

632. The time has come

633. for you to Lip Sync

634. for Your Life.

635. Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

636. Let's go!

637. She's getting her tits.

638. Let them have it!

639. Come on!

640. - Oh, Kenya's doing it for me. - Yeah.

641. Come on, bitch!

642. Yeah!

643. Come on, bitch!

644. - That was so good. - That was fierce.

645. That was fierce.

646. Queens, I've made my decision.

647. D.

648. Queens, I've made my decision.

649. Kenya Pleaser, condragulations, you're a winner, baby.

650. Yay!

651. Bitch, I just won this motherfucking lip sync, honey.

652. Kenya Pleaser is a winner again.

653. Thank you. Lord have mercy, Jesus.

654. I am one step closer to that $50,000, bitch.

655. And you'll be competing in the next round.

656. Oh, yes.

657. Please have a seat.

658. Michelle, we twins, bitch.

659. Ciara Myst, thank you, my dear,

660. for a sparkling season.

661. Now, sashay away.

662. Well, shit.

663. Lost a lip sync again, I guess.

664. But you know what? We went out fighting.

665. Oh, oh, oh.

666. Remember, take care of yourself.

667. Go, Ciara!

668. - Well, they got me, gals. - Oh!

669. OK!

670. Damn.

671. You look so good.

672. Bitch, that was nasty. How are you feeling right now?

673. - I feel a little sweaty. - Yeah.

674. But I feel puss.

675. And can you tell us about the prosthetic boobs?

676. The boobs? The girls?

677. They look amazing.

678. But you did them yourself?

679. So yeah, I applied these.

680. It takes, like, a little bit of time

681. to like, glue them down and blend it out.

682. But the tits are fierce.

683. I'm so glad that I have them.

684. And they look good, don't they?

685. - Cheers to you. - Thank you, thank you.

686. Great job.

687. Oh, here we go. We're back.

688. Discord Addams, Jane Don't,

689. the fickle finger of fate has brought you two together.

690. Y'all ready?

691. Asaf is about to pick a ball

692. to determine who chooses the lip sync song.

693. Asaf, turn the beat around.

694. Jane Don't.

695. What song do you choose?

696. I feel like God had feelings about my elimination,

697. and he's paying me back by giving me

698. the opportunity to do the funniest

699. fucking thing imaginable.

700. I will...

701. I'm standing with one of the greatest walkers

702. in the history of "RuPaul's Drag Race,"

703. and so I think it's only appropriate—

704. That we "Sissy That Walk."

705. I do.

706. Two queens stand before me.

707. The time has come

708. for you to Lip Sync

709. for Your Life.

710. Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

711. Come on, Jane!

712. - OK, come on. - This is it! Do it!

713. - Eat it! - Yes, Discord!

714. Jane has that skill where she can take a bit

715. and make it hers.

716. Damn, Discord is kind of eating.

717. Yeah.

718. - Work, bitch! - Come on!

719. Queens, I've made my decision.

720. Queens, I've made my decision.

721. Jane Don't, condragulations.

722. You're a winner, baby. - Thank you.

723. You are moving forward to the next round.

724. Thank you so much.

725. Sissy that walk over to the queens gallery.

726. Damn.

727. Yeah!

728. I am the winner of the lip sync,

729. and my reaction is, yeah, no duh.

730. If I had lost a lip sync to Discord,

731. I would have had to hang the wig up.

732. Discord Addams, thank you for an epic season.

733. I hate to see you leave, but I love to watch you walk.

734. Now, sashay away.

735. Are you sure?

736. I'll be back. - Yes!

737. Love you!

738. Yes, bitch.

739. I don't necessarily agree

740. with the results of the lip sync.

741. Jane won with my walk?

742. Come on.

743. Time for a drink. - Yeah!

744. I love you all!

745. Hey!

746. You did a good job, sister!

747. - There she is. - It was so good.

748. It was such a good lip sync. - You sissied that walk, girl.

749. It was fun. It was goofy. It was fun.

750. We're back.

751. Here we go, here we go, here we go.

752. All right, ladies, we are in round three.

753. - Whoo! - Whoo!

754. Juicy Love Dion, you'll be joining

755. Mia Starr, Kenya Pleaser, and Jane Don't

756. in round three.

757. Now, the queens that win the next two lip syncs

758. will advance to the final Smackdown.

759. Asaf, handle their balls with care.

760. Show me who you got.

761. Jane.

762. Jane Don't, who do you choose as your opponent?

763. Ooh, so many tempting choices.

764. If I pick Juicy, I cannot out-dance this woman.

765. But I know that if I pick Mia or Kenya,

766. they both really want to do "Peanut Butter,"

767. and I'm not trying to be

768. in an ass shaking competition

769. against either of those people.

770. So it's a real Sophie's choice.

771. Juicy Love Dion.

772. Whoa.

773. So Juicy, you get to choose the song.

774. Mm.

775. I think it's time to do some "Cha Cha Bitch."

776. Jane, you are a silly little goose.

777. I'm here to win.

778. Let's give it, girl. Let's Cha Cha.

779. Kenya, Mia, you're up next.

780. But for now, take a seat.

781. These are two powerhouse queens.

782. With both different performance styles.

783. If Jane can put the Jane magic on it

784. and do that thing where she makes

785. the other person look a little silly or look a little stupid,

786. she can win it.

787. Two queens stand before me.

788. The time has come

789. for you to Lip Sync

790. for Your Life.

791. Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

792. Right off the bat?

793. Never seen that before. She just made history.

794. - Oh, my God. - She is...

795. un-fucking-real! - So good.

796. - Oh. - Oh, my God!

797. Wow!

798. That was insane.

799. Oh, the suspense is killing me.

800. Queens, I've made my decision.

801. Juicy Love Dion, condragulations,

802. you're a winner, baby.

803. And you are headed to the final lip sync.

804. Muchísimas gracias, Ru.

805. Te amo.

806. Ah! I just won!

807. We're now one lip sync away from winning $50,000.

808. Now, cha cha, bitch.

809. There we go.

810. Jane Don't,

811. for serving drag excellence all season long,

812. we salute you.

813. Now, sashay away.

814. Thank you so much. Thank you all.

815. I love you, Jane!

816. Shut up, bitch.

817. This birthday party sucks!

818. I did what I came here to do.

819. I made them laugh.

820. So I'm ready to go drink and talk shit.

821. Hey, it's me, Juicy Love Dion.

822. That was— that was fierce.

823. Girl, I blacked out.

824. We're back up.

825. God.

826. This will determine who lip syncs

827. against Juicy for $50,000.

828. Oh, my God.

829. I'm so excited for this.

830. Queens, before you lip sync,

831. I have to ask an important question.

832. Do you like it creamy or crunchy?

833. The last time that they lip synced against each other,

834. Kenya sent Mia home, but it was a song

835. that was not in Mia's repertoire.

836. At all.

837. And this is very much in both of their wheelhouses.

838. Yeah.

839. The time has come

840. for you to Lip Sync

841. for Your Life.

842. Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

843. Give it up, girls!

844. Queens, I've made my decision.

845. Mia Starr, condragulations. You're a winner, baby.

846. I love you.

847. You are heading to the final lip sync.

848. Thank you.

849. I can't believe it.

850. It actually sinks in that you can potentially win this

851. $50,000 and the bragging rights

852. of She Already Done Had Herses.

853. You better, bitch.

854. Bitch.

855. Kenya Pleaser, thank you for spreading

856. your peanut butter all season long.

857. Now, sashay away.

858. All this peanut butter, honey.

859. All of it, darling.

860. I'm sad that I lost, but I'm very proud

861. of what I delivered on that stage today.

862. I did not leave without a motherfucking fight,

863. 'cause that's what bad bitches do.

864. And Ru, the question still remains.

865. Can you please a bitch?

866. Love her.

867. - That was a good— - What a show.

868. - lip sync. - What a show.

869. They both ate.

870. Due to the fact that her thighs spread

871. just like peanut butter.

872. Yes, sister!

873. Walking back in the Werk Room, bitch, I feel fierce.

874. No shade.

875. I feel sweaty and out of breath, but I feel fierce.

876. - So good. - Thank you.

877. We were out here screaming, yelling, crying, throwing up.

878. It was so good. - I feel good about it

879. because I know I did my motherfucking best.

880. You did.

881. Peanut, peanut, peanut, peanut, peanut, peanut!

882. Peanut!

883. Attention, queens in the Werk Room.

884. Mother!

885. Your presence is requested on the main stage

886. for the final All RuPaul-A-LaRuza...

887. Sh-shanina...

888. Just get your ass over to the main stage.

889. Now, I'm in a particular situation,

890. because I have my sister and my daughter about to go at it.

891. I'm excited because I think I can get money

892. out of either of them.

893. It's a win-win for me.

894. Oh, wow.

895. Welcome back, queens.

896. Let's give it up for Juicy Love Dion

897. and Mia Starr.

898. Florida's in the house.

899. Juicy, Mia, Juicy, Mia, Juicy, Mia!

900. Listen, Morphine Love Dion.

901. Miami.

902. Suzie Toot, Fort Lauderdale.

903. And one of us hoes are bringing it back home.

904. South Florida is not one to be messed with.

905. Prior to tonight, you were asked to prepare

906. a lip sync performance—

907. "Cover Girl."

908. The last time Mia and I lip synced against each other,

909. we tied.

910. So I'm ready to perform my little butt off

911. like I've never done before.

912. And if I need to be carried out on a stretcher, so be it.

913. Now, for the last time tonight,

914. two queens stand before me.

915. Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me,

916. snatch the title

917. of Queen of She Done Already Done Has Herses

918. and win a cash prize of $50,000.

919. The time has come

920. for you to Lip Sync

921. for Your Life.

922. In all seriousness, it's an honor

923. to be sharing this moment with Juicy.

924. But bitch, I'm about to mop the floor with this hoe.

925. Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

926. Come on, bitch!

927. OK, Juicy, come on, turn it up!

928. Bitch!

929. This is what we came to do.

930. Queens, I've made my decision.

931. Juicy Love Dion, condragulations,

932. you're a winner, baby.

933. I love you!

934. To win this, it's an honor.

935. It's the best feeling in the world.

936. You've won a cash tip of $50,000.

937. Plus tickets to see "Stop! That! Train!"

938. in theaters June 12th.

939. I'm winning the respect from RuPaul herself.

940. She sees me for the person that I am.

941. It's surreal.

942. As the Queen of She Done Already Done Had Herses,

943. is there anything you'd like to say?

944. Thank you so much, judges, for giving me the opportunity

945. to stand up here, a little boy from Hialeah,

946. and show what the hell I have and what I do and what I love.

947. So thank you so much to all of you.

948. To everyone watching at home, I'm so, so grateful.

949. Tune in next week for the grand finale

950. of "RuPaul's Drag Race."

951. But first, tell us which of the top three queens

952. you want to be crowned America's Next Drag Superstar.

953. Are you Team Darlene Mitchell,

954. Team Myki Meeks,

955. or Team Nini Coco?

956. Let your voice be heard using the hashtag #DragRace.

957. And remember, if you can't love yourself,

958. how in the hell are you going to love somebody else?

959. Can I get an amen up in here?

960. Amen!

961. All right. Let the music play.