1. Previously on
"RuPaul's Drag Race"...
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dashing desperadoes
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3. into dazzling dolls.
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4. Damn! These are men!
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5. Nini Coco.
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same antennas and eyelashes,
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any fucking sense.
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11. Myki Meeks.
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12. Y'all are giving opulence.
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13. Condragulations.
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14. You're the winner of
this week's challenge.
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15. Nini Coco, shantay, you stay.
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16. Discord Addams, sashay away.
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17. Whew.
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18. Discord has just
been eliminated.
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19. Although it is sad to
see another person go,
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20. we're getting nearer
and nearer to the end.
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21. In Discord land, I could be
in the top next week.
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23. Love, Discord.
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24. Yes, Discord.
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25. Um, yeah, it's just
really emotional.
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lip syncing in the bottom,
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27. that does not feel good.
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didn't die on the stage.
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in this competition so far.
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I just hit the bottom.
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a comfortable place to be.
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35. Myki, condragulations.
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36. Condragulations, Myki.
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37. Win number two.
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38. Win number two, baby.
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39. To get a win this close to
the finale feels very good.
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40. And I'm just hyped.
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41. And Darlene, Juicy, congrats
to y'all, top placement.
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42. Darlene, I feel like you are
on the high street, bitch.
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43. - Fwyoo!
- You are through the moon.
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44. Going up.
Watch out, sister.
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a little, you know what I mean?
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47. - Yeah.
- And, like, you pulled it out.
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this feeling
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personal, like, downfall.
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50. For sure.
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51. Oh, it feels amazing
to finally have a good week,
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53. Now I gotta keep this up.
I really got to keep this up.
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really, really hard,
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55. then, you know,
things are possible.
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anything's possible—
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58. Whoa.
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Whoa.
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60. I got close to the bottom.
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be that close again.
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62. Jane, your streak of
placing the top has ended.
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63. But I don't think
that discredits your journey
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a record for placing
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66. in the top consistently
the most in one season.
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67. - Yeah.
- And that's pretty amazing.
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69. But I do just want
to bind and rebuke
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over here, this narrative,
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reorient the energy
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what just happened.
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73. And we'll be back to our
scheduled programming soon.
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up to this point
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75. have seen me as, like,
kind of unstoppable.
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I'm feeling
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this late in the game.
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79. We all understand the stakes
that we were given,
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fight for it, ladies.
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81. It feels like Jane is
starting to show a few cracks.
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82. And now that
we are at top five,
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83. the odds of ending up
in the bottom are even higher.
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84. And that includes
the spectacular Jane Don't.
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85. When we are this close to the
end, it is literally by hairs.
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86. Did you put panties
over the bike short?
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Yes.
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88. Law Roach said this was
the best take of the night.
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90. Wow.
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91. The crown is, like, so close.
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92. - OK, bye.
- Oh, my God.
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93. Just have to reach out
and grab it.
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94. No, you're too fierce, sister.
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95. Stop.
You're too fierce.
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96. And not fuck up.
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97. I'm going home, you guys.
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98. Top four.
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99. Top four!
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100. No, wait.
I'm coming back.
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101. Boo!
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102. The winner
of "RuPaul's Drag Race"
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103. will snatch an official
makeup collaboration
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cosmetics
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105. and a cash prize of $200,000,
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106. courtesy of
"RuPaul's Drag Race
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108. with extra-special guest judge
Julianne Nicholson.
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109. - Ooh.
- Ooh!
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110. Ooh-wee!
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111. It is
Say Something Hat Day.
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112. We're all wearing little hats
because we can
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113. and we're gay and we're fun.
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114. What does everyone's hat
say about them?
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a little propeller.
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116. Mine says yee-hee!
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who let the girls out.
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118. You're so crazy.
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119. I'm just like, so wild.
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120. I'm a little devil.
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121. Ooh.
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122. I'm just a baby?
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124. No, we're not saying that.
We don't say that.
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125. Whose hat, who wore it best?
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- I like Darlene's the best.
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- Yeah.
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on my win checker.
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130. That's a win.
Yeah.
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131. You got two now.
Darlene's got two.
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132. I think to keep rising to
the top in this competition,
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to keep trusting the fun,
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135. Hello, hello, hello.
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136. - Let's go.
- Good morning, good morning.
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138. Good morning, ladykins.
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good old-fashioned bitch fest.
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with puppets.
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143. - Yay.
- Oh, yay.
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Because...
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146. First, you need to
reach into the glory hole
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represents one of your sisters.
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148. First up, Juicy.
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149. I wonder who
I'm going to get.
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150. Reach deep.
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152. OK, Myki.
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I can make Juicy funny,
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all season.
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your hand in there?
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162. All right, Darlene Mitchell.
Go on over.
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subdued personality here,
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not necessarily ripe
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you have 20 minutes
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Let's go, Juicy.
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- Oh, shit.
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to make me wear?
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your design challenge.
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this Darlene puppet
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I've done in this competition.
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those chunky shoes on
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into her hair.
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186. It's Darlene Mitchell.
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This one's a lace.
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190. First up, Darlene Mitchell
and Lil Myki Meeks.
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191. Not too much, Darlene.
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193. Hi, Myki.
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I love it,
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signature face.
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201. Material, material.
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literally two things
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just starts looking around
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stage or whatever we call it,
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I would like to do.
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Hey, Nini.
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I'm glad your mom died.
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like Alyssa Edwards.
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say much else about me.
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- Yep.
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against Discord last week?
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against a person on Ambien?
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I look up
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looking at me like I'm,
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covered pretty much
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and I'm good at everything.
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in the streets,
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and steal her lunch money.
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it's me, Juicy Love Dion.
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didn't work for JoJo.
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keep putting that on.
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I suck a lot of dick.
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if you know what I mean.
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on my hands, baby.
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you seem really excited.
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happy to be here.
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oh, I need all this.
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I want to wear.
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Yeah, that makes sense.
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five of us, I think.
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looks the best.
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Juicy was the worst by far.
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all equally rotten.
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today's Mini Challenge is...
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of that catastrophe.
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will split a tip of $2,500.
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they will never, ever get back.
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on this show
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until now.
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and deeply delusional.
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your improv skills
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Karens Gone Wild,
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"Stop! That! Train!"
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a little improv Mini Challenge.
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the Maxi Challenge
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a different Karen
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is caught on camera.
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Late For Her Flight Karen,
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for an answer.
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the whole damn block.
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does not apply to her.
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who's in deep denial.
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like a dictator.
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get into character,
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who gets which Karen.
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you'll be shooting
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a pop culture expert
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of these videos!
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character improv with RuPaul.
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keep up with her
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this is—this is a hard one.
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win.
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- Yeah!
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- Let's go, Karen.
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on this couch.
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Karens Gone Wild.
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to sort out.
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amongst ourselves
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will play.
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any immediate responses?
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Anyone will be fine.
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I'll call on them.
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I saw your hand first.
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- HOA.
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- Traffic stop.
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Late For her Flight Karen.
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wants to fight about anything?
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- That was pretty easy.
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- Let's go get to work.
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middle of a Karen challenge,
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there's no drama,
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will come of this.
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- Hey, Karen.
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these Karens together.
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on these characters.
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so I feel
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going into this one.
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is like you kind of—
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it's a team—
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you know what I mean?
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be paying attention
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is saying
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acting challenges,
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for RDR Live.
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I'm feeling pretty good.
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Candle Karen, Appleton.
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- From Wisconsin.
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- You've never seen this?
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- Ooh.
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- Can I be honest?
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I, like, can't watch them.
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like a snob about it,
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screaming and rolling around.
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Jerry Springer-like quality.
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my Karen in sort of—
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different direction.
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a bit kooky.
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in Palm Springs.
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of the rock formations.
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that I had time
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and think through.
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like a jaguar.
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find this character.
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I am just making lists.
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- I'm trying to do, you know.
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- She says.
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- Sub sandwich.
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that right there is,
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you shouldn't do in improv.
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than I thought.
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a character development
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it didn't go so great.
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got to apply what I learned
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and see what we turn out.
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make her, like, a dance mom.
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from dance practice very soon,
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I think Juicy hasn't
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unlocked that thing
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to do the best.
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just, like, let her rip.
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a side that we haven't—
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friends were like, oh, my God,
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to Drag Race,
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to be the mean girl.
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to be that Miami mean girl.
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You're so right.
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a spicy little Latina.
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You're so smart.
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that I have the comedy chops
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the biggest competition
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442. Hey, ladykins.
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443. Hi, boo.
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444. Ex-squeeze me.
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445. I'd like to speak
to your manager, please.
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446. Ooh.
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447. All right, I would like
to speak to Karen, Karen,
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448. Karen, Karen, and Karen.
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449. - Hi, Karen.
- Hi, Karen.
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450. It's Karén.
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451. So the puppet show
was a disaster.
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452. - Right.
- Right.
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453. You know,
with the puppet challenge,
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454. the thing is,
it was about framing it
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to come out.
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456. Which leads me to
this improv bit here.
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458. What's the one thing all
these Karens have in common?
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459. They don't take no
for an answer.
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460. OK.
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461. They want something
and they're not getting it.
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462. That is key right there.
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463. You have to determine
what your want is in this.
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464. And you really want to get
those sound bites.
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465. Like, ain't nobody got time
for that.
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466. You know, if you have
a person in your life
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467. that you want to pattern
this person after, that helps.
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468. I mean,
when I think of Karen,
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469. I always think of
my sister Rozy.
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470. She would be late to picking me
up, but she would be mad at me.
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471. She would always
manipulate things
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472. in a way that
she would wind up on top.
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473. You see, with the tactic there,
the psychological tactic?
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474. So how are you going to
make your Karen funnier
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475. than what's on the paper?
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476. I think there's something
fun about watching somebody
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477. who's used to being in charge
just be told no.
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478. The more fleshed out
the character is,
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rely on
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480. how they would react
in these moments.
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481. Yeah, use your imagination
to frame it in a situation
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482. that can create more.
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483. I think some good advice that
I got from you is that to just
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485. and to like, really let that
fear of like it not going well,
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486. kind of like just
get in the back seat.
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487. Yeah.
Lean into the absurdity.
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488. With the roast,
you just let it all hang out.
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489. - Yeah.
- That's what you got to do.
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490. - Do you hear that, Juicy?
- Yeah.
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491. - You're writing that down?
- She's writing it down.
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492. Writing it down,
taking notes.
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493. I'm worried about you
the most.
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494. Why do you think
I'm worried about you?
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495. Because you
haven't been getting
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496. who I am through
these improv challenges.
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497. Well,
the bigger question is
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498. what has kept you from
letting it all hang out?
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499. That's the bigger question.
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500. How are you going to make
your character funnier?
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501. I'm really going to lean
into the spicy Latina
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502. that I usually am back home,
and, um,
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503. bring up some of that
attitude out of me.
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504. Juicy, I believe in you.
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505. I know that you've
got it in you.
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506. Just bring it out.
OK?
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507. - Thank you.
- All right, kids.
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508. Good luck
and don't fuck it up.
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509. - Thanks, Ru.
- Thank you, Ru.
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510. No more puppets.
No more puppets.
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511. We're about to shoot
the Karens Gone Wild scene
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512. face-to-face with RuPaul.
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513. I have to really
bring it this week
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514. if I want to stay out
of the bottom.
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515. Welcome to Karens Gone Wild.
Hold on to your manager.
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516. This Karen says
the curb is reserved,
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517. and she's about to stage a
whole crime scene to prove it.
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518. I just arrived
at my location,
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519. and I can hear
some woman screaming.
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520. Oye! Oye!
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521. - Oh, God. Here she comes.
- Oye! Hi.
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522. Hi, Papi.
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523. Um—
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524. Ow. OK.
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525. - What is she doing?
- Hi, Papi. Hi.
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526. This is my parking spot.
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527. This is a public street.
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528. No, it's not public street.
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529. Maybe over there public street
and over there public street.
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530. But this is for my family.
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531. They're coming from salsa class
in 30 minutes.
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532. Not salsa-dancing class,
salsa-making class.
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533. Listen, there's
parking spaces all over there.
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534. You don't have to park here.
- No, no.
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535. - This is a public parking.
- No, no.
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536. OK, you're being very rude.
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537. - What do you mean?
- I'm going to call my husband.
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538. My husband, Miguel Castro.
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539. I'm going to call
Miguel Castro
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540. if you don't move
from this spot.
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541. Ma'am, listen.
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542. I found this parking spot
on public streets.
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543. It's not public street.
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544. And this is where
I'm going to be.
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545. I'm going to get out of my car.
I'm going to go.
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546. This is my parking spot
for my family.
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547. No, this is public parking.
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548. It's not public parking,
my love.
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549. Do you have license
and registration?
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550. Repeat after me.
Public.
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551. - Public.
- Parking.
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552. For no one.
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553. - Ma'am.
- Mm-mm.
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554. If you keep going,
I'm going to call Miguel.
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555. Papi, are you seeing this?
- You can call Miguel.
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556. - Papi.
- Who is Miguel?
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557. If you want to call Miguel,
I'll call Joe Anderson.
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558. Quien es Joe Anderson?
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559. My husband is Joe Anderson.
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560. - Oh, oh, your husband.
- Yes.
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561. I see.
Where's your ring, my love?
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562. I don't see no ring.
Liar.
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563. Oh, baby.
Oh, I have the ring.
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564. I have the ring.
Are you a prostitute?
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565. Are you soliciting me?
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566. You shouldn't be here
in this spot.
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567. This is my house.
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568. Listen, I'm just
going to get out.
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569. No, ay, no, ay!
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570. No, no, no.
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571. You know,
I'm filming this whole thing.
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572. Miguel, ayúdame!
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573. You know what? I'm going
to get your license plate.
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574. Go ahead.
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575. I'm going to get—
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576. ow!
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577. What is this bitch
trying to do?
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578. Oh, she's pretending.
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579. She's pretending
that I hit her car.
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580. Miguel! Ayúdame!
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581. Karen down.
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582. Miguel's parking spot just
turned into a federal case.
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583. My car's not even moving.
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584. Ow!
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585. Seriously?
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586. Miguel!
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587. You are pathetic.
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588. I'm calling the police
on you, baby.
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589. I got the spot.
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590. I got the spot.
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591. Adiós, muchacha.
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592. I see you in court, baby.
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593. Adiós, puta.
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594. Pretending like
she got hit by my car.
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595. My car not even moving.
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596. Your car was moving!
Yes, it was!
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597. Ridiculous.
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598. This Karen says
she's a loyal customer.
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599. The security guard says
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600. loyalty still requires
a receipt.
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601. Hey, y'all, it's Karen
coming to you live.
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602. Oh, the Meadowland Mall.
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603. Just picking up my things.
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604. And—oh.
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605. Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh, madam.
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606. Oh, good.
We're on camera.
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607. Hey, everybody.
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608. We got you on
camera too, lady.
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609. See, I don't care about these
cameras 'cause you know what?
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610. God's watching too.
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611. Oh, hallelujah.
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612. And He knows the truth.
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613. Oh, yes.
I want to see your receipt.
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614. I already bought.
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615. I want to see your receipt.
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616. OK, well, why don't you
start looking through these.
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617. Let's see.
I see Funyuns.
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618. I see.
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619. Oh, yum.
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620. - What is this?
- Uh...
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621. That doesn't look
like your color.
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622. Looks like maybe your color
instead of mine.
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623. My color.
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624. You know—
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625. - It's real pretty.
- Here, here, here, here.
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626. You've got
a lot of stuff here.
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627. I think that that'll do.
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628. Well, I don't see
any of them here.
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629. That'll do. Oh!
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630. I don't see any of them
here for our store.
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631. You know what?
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632. I know Jill Roberts, the—
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633. the manager
of this establishment.
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634. - I know Oral Roberts.
- I've never seen—
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635. Do you know Oral?
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636. Oh, you are nasty.
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637. Oral Roberts.
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638. You're nasty.
You're trying to bait me.
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639. I'm here at the Meadowlands
Mall and I'm getting baited.
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640. We got a—a—
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641. Jill?
Where the hell is Jill?
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642. We got a shoplifter
right here.
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643. No, ma'am. No, ma'am.
- Ugh!
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644. I am here on
Tuesdays, Saturdays.
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645. OK.
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646. Sometimes Mondays
if my husband's working.
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647. Hey.
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648. Yes, sir.
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649. This is my sacred space.
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650. I love this place, too.
It's beautiful.
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651. And you are
taking that from me.
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652. - You're trying to steal, baby.
- Oh, no.
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653. I am a Christian.
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654. Are you?
Shall we pray?
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655. - Dear Lord...
- Dear Lord...
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656. - I hope you give this man...
- Mm-hmm.
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657. - To see the truth.
- Oh, hallelujah.
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658. That I'm not a criminal.
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659. Yes, you are.
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660. Amen.
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661. Not Karen trying
divine customer service?
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662. One day, this truth
is going to hit you.
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663. Oh, yeah.
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664. And you're going
to feel the guilt.
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665. - Where's it going to hit me?
- Oh, you are nasty.
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666. Show me.
Show me on the doll.
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667. This uniform is
kind of turning me on.
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668. What's your name?
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669. Cleotis Jackson.
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670. - Uh-huh.
- If you're nasty.
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671. And what are
your credentials?
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672. Well, here they are here.
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673. Oh, oh, oh, OK.
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674. Wait, wait, wait.
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675. Wait, wait, wait, wait. OK.
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676. - Whoo!
- OK!
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677. Oh, they're going
to eat this up.
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678. - Hey.
- Turn around, turn around.
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679. Now let's go back
to the security room.
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680. I think I should go.
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681. - No, baby.
- OK.
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682. No, I'm going to need
that backup right now.
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683. Where the hell is Jill?
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684. Head in that direction,
and we're good to go.
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685. The last service I saw,
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686. they really taught
the importance of—
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687. - Of?
- Of—uh—
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688. Of being honest?
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689. Asking for forgiveness
instead of permission.
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690. She's headed out
the door right now.
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691. I need that backup.
Can you please?
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692. Did the Lord bring you back?
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693. Can I have the chips?
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694. Sure.
Take them.
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695. Oh, God. Yeah.
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696. Jeez.
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697. This Karen says
she left her license at home,
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698. but officer says then maybe
leave the car there, too.
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699. Would you
roll your window down?
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700. Sure.
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701. Sorry, one sec.
- Roll your window down.
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702. Ma'am.
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703. Sorry, it's a new car.
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704. Roll your window down.
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705. Oh, my God.
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706. Ma'am, I need you
to roll this window down.
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707. OK, one second.
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708. Would you just—
would you open the door?
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709. Yeah, I got it.
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710. All right, license and
registration, please?
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711. I'm sorry?
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712. License and registration, please?
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713. Who do you think
you're talking to?
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714. You're not wearing
your safety belt,
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715. which is a violation
in this state.
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716. You are making this up.
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717. License and registration, please.
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718. Where's your license?
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719. I'm a police officer.
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720. Mm-hmm. Are you?
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721. OK, this is not a discussion
that we're having here.
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722. - OK, OK.
- Do you have a license?
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723. Um, I, uh, am—
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724. I don't need a license.
I'm traveling.
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725. In this state,
you need a driver's license.
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726. In this state, you need
to tone down the attitude.
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727. What I need from you, Madam—
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728. Mm-hmm? Yeah?
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729. Is your license
and registration.
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730. - All right.
- OK?
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731. OK.
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732. All right.
Don't reach for stuff.
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733. Don't reach for stuff.
- I like your outfit.
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734. Thank you very much.
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735. Oh, dear.
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736. Please turn your engine off.
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737. It's really hot outside.
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738. Turn your engine off.
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739. I will take your ass to jail.
OK?
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740. Got it.
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741. So, license, I don't know about
that, but I have this for you.
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742. - What does it say?
- What does that get me?
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743. Karen Gaylord.
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744. Call me.
- Mm-hmm.
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745. I'll call you a criminal.
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746. Nice try Karen,
but the officer's
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747. committed to a ticket.
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748. Are you threatening me?
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749. Oh, hell yeah,
I'm threatening you.
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750. Gaylord nation,
get a load of this.
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751. This is my seventh vlog of
the day, and I am now ruined.
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752. - Oh, are you filming me?
- Yeah, I'm filming you.
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753. You can film me all you want.
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754. You see all of this?
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755. Yes, get it.
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756. I think I like you.
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757. OK. I'm going to have
to write you up, ma'am.
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758. For what?
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759. For getting on my nerves.
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760. What are you doing
with your seat?
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761. I'm sleeping.
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762. Uh-uh. You are racking up
the violations, madam.
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763. God damn it.
Damn it.
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764. What kind of car is this?
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765. It's a Toyota Coma.
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766. A Toyota who?
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767. Coma.
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768. Oh, bitch. I need you
to get out of the car.
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769. Oh, no.
No, you can't make me.
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770. I need you to
get out of the car.
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771. I'm placing you under arrest.
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772. I can't do this anymore.
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773. OK, put your hands
behind your back.
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774. No, no, no!
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775. Put your hands
behind your back.
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776. No, you're right.
I can't do this.
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777. Put your whole left fist
in your mouth.
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778. It's so big.
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779. Put your right fist
in your mouth.
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780. OK, that fits better.
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781. Now, say I'm a bad girl.
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782. I'm a bad girl.
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783. Now go like this.
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784. I'm a very bad girl.
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785. Uh.
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786. Yeah get it, get it.
- Oh!
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787. Yeah, I got a bad bitch
up in here, y'all.
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788. Uh-huh.
Am I still going to jail?
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789. Oh, hell yeah.
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790. Yeah, you going to jail,
all right.
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791. There is a child
in the back seat.
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792. Oh, you have
your kids in here?
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793. I do.
Can you take a look?
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794. Yeah, let me see.
Where are your kids at?
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795. Hey. Oh.
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796. You better get your ass
back up in here.
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797. Somebody help me!
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798. You know what? I think
that was Drew Barrymore.
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799. This Karen didn't
make the flight,
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800. so now she's making it
everyone's problem.
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801. Excuse me.
Can somebody move this?
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802. I gotta get on my flight.
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803. Sorry, ma'am.
The gate has closed.
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804. No. Oh, no.
No, absolutely not.
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805. That's not going
to work for me.
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806. I'm so sorry.
It's not my fault I'm late.
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807. The idiots at TSA—
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808. Ma'am, the gate has closed, child.
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809. No, but you see, this
is just a little stanchion.
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810. you can let me through.
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811. No, we closed
the door of the plane.
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812. No, I don't think so.
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813. See, you gotta understand,
I got here in plenty of time.
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814. Let me see your ticket.
- OK, it's right here.
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815. Executive class, right there.
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816. I'm flying to Palm Springs
for a girls' weekend.
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817. Ma'am, I'm sorry.
You late.
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818. The plane is about to take off.
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819. No, no, no, no, no.
This is not my fault.
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820. The idiots at TSA, they stopped
me and they confiscated my bags
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821. because all 17 knives
that I had in there
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822. to make ceviche
for the girls' trip,
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823. they said it wasn't allowed
on the plane.
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824. Well, honey, listen.
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825. I don't know what to tell you,
but this plane is gone.
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826. No, it's right there.
Look.
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827. I can see my girlfriends
there in the window.
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828. Well, here,
I'll tell you what.
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829. Why don't I call the pilot?
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830. - Yeah, give him a call.
- Hello?
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831. - Let's see your ID, too.
- OK.
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832. Yeah, they got
this white woman up here
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833. trying to get on the plane,
but, uh—
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834. is that you?
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835. Yes, that is me
a few years ago.
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836. Oh, she's about 250 pounds.
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837. Oh.
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838. All right.
I'll tell her.
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839. I'm sorry, but the pilot said
this is no-go, ma'am.
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840. OK, OK, listen.
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841. I'ma need you to
let me through.
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842. Call that pilot back.
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843. Babe, that dog won't hunt.
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844. I'm going to cut
the dramatics with you.
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845. Mm-hmm.
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846. I'm going to tell you the
real truth, the honest truth.
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847. I have a terminal illness.
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848. - Oh, I'm sorry.
- I do.
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849. And the doctors told me
I only have a few days to live.
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850. But they said that
the cure to this disease
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851. could be a mojito
in Palm Springs.
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852. Oh, a mojito.
That sound real good, girl.
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853. I know, I know.
I'm ready for the cure.
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854. But baby, this plane is gone.
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855. The only thing
boarding right now
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856. is Karen's entitlement.
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857. OK, I did not
want to do this.
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858. Everybody in my Facebook
and my Facebook groups
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859. is going to see this.
- Two can play that game, baby.
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860. - They're going to see this.
- Two can play that game.
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861. - How very dare you.
- How very dare you, ma'am.
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862. You know what?
You know what?
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863. This is an occupational hazard
is what this is.
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864. You bothering me.
I was on my break.
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865. This is crazy.
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866. And you trying to get me
to get you on a plane
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867. that's already backing up?
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868. Help! Help! Help!
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869. He assaulted me.
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870. I got you on camera.
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871. This is anti-Presbyterian
discrimination.
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872. I've seen this before, girl.
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873. You ain't fooling nobody.
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874. OK, well, everybody just
saw you reach across that desk.
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875. - Uh-huh.
- And hit me.
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876. - Bye, y'all.
- No, no, no, no.
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877. Hold that plane.
Hold that plane.
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878. - Bye-bye.
- You better hold that plane.
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879. Hold that plane.
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880. You better get your ass
away from here.
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881. Now gone.
- You know what?
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882. I'm getting out of here
before security does.
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883. But you'll hear from me.
- Scoot.
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884. You'll hear from me, buster!
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885. Come on, "Candy Crush."
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886. Do people still play
"Candy Crush"?
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887. This Karen called it
community standards.
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888. He called it
mind your business.
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889. And now Santa is about
to catch a stray in July.
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890. Mr. Paul?
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891. Who is it?
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892. Karen
Crenshaw-Cooper-Collins.
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893. What do you want?
I can hear you.
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894. It is the middle of July.
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895. July is for the
red, white and blue.
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896. You know what colors
I see all around this door?
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897. No, what?
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898. I see green.
I see red.
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899. Whoa.
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900. Oh, I see red when
I'm going to beat your ass.
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901. - OK.
- I'll tell you that.
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902. Well, that's something
we can agree on, ain't it?
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903. I celebrate Christmas
all year long,
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904. and that ain't none
of your business.
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905. It is my business because
I'm the head of the HOA.
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906. You're head of the what?
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907. HOA.
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908. Homo's association?
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909. No, no, no.
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910. You need to get
your ears checked.
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911. I don't need my ears—
I heard you right.
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912. You are the leader of
the homo's association.
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913. Homeowners.
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914. Homo's association.
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915. Although this
is a condominium.
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916. You know where you are?
- I do know where.
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917. I'm in a condominium.
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918. I pay my lease every month.
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919. Which allows me
to luxuriate in all of this.
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920. You see this?
This is a petition.
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921. Uh-huh.
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922. This was written by the
people of this condominium.
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923. You see it?
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924. And your point with
all of this is what?
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925. We are bound
by the same laws.
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926. You need to take down
these decorations.
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927. I'm not taking them down.
Mm-mm.
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928. - You need to.
- Uh-uh.
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929. It's in the HOA ordinances.
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930. - Well, I'm not going to do it.
- These are causing allergens.
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931. - I'm going to sue you.
- I know many a lawyer.
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932. This is no longer
Christmas in July.
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933. It's Christmas in court.
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934. Oh, you think
you can do that?
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935. Oh, yeah, uh-huh.
I see you.
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936. She's in violation of
the homeowner's association.
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937. You are on
social media right now.
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938. Don't you see?
You can't catch me.
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939. - I got you.
- You can't catch me.
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940. Assaulting and a thief.
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941. These are deadly things.
They gotta go over there.
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942. - You got a lawsuit, baby.
- No, no, no.
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943. - You got a lawsuit.
- Look at this.
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944. Look at these.
- You—
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945. These halogen lights.
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946. Don't you touch them.
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947. Oh, they're
giving me a seizure
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948. 'cause they're flashing
so much.
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949. Oh, you're going
to get an ass-kicking.
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950. Oh, they're giving me
a seizure. Oh! Oh!
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951. You're going to
get an ass-kicking, OK?
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952. That's it right there. I'm
calling the police right now.
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953. I know the chief of police.
Call him.
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954. - I got you on camera.
- I got you on camera.
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955. I got you on camera.
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956. - See this?
- We got a lawsuit.
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957. We got a lawsuit.
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958. I got plenty more
where that came from.
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959. Ooh, what if
I take your candy cane?
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960. Uh-uh, you can sit on it.
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961. But you—oh, woman.
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962. They going to get you. Look.
- Get this, get this.
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963. - Yeah, no, uh—
- No!
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964. We gotta get it out of here!
- You're going to jail.
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965. - It's July!
- You going to jail.
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966. No more
Christmas decorations!
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967. - Police!
- No!
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968. Somebody call the police.
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969. I'm sick of it.
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970. I got it all on camera.
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971. - Oh!
- All on camera.
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972. Oh, did I not
have it on camera?
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973. Where's the manager?
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974. It's a new day
in the workroom
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975. and I am feeling like I need
to speak to the manager now.
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976. Do not record me.
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977. Today the judges will get to
watch our Karen performances.
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978. I'm feeling—
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979. oh, God,
I don't know how I'm feeling.
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980. I feel, uh,
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981. very, uh, severe, honey.
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982. Severe up in here.
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983. I may be losing it
a little bit
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984. because there's this
type of challenge,
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985. there's really no reassurance.
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986. Y'all, I'm feeling
a little nervous for this one
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987. because in the previous
comedy challenge,
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988. there were people
in the room laughing.
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989. This one was straight up
me and RuPaul.
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990. Part of me is like, yeah,
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991. you kept up with Ru
the whole time.
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992. But the other side was like,
but were you funny at all?
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993. Hmm.
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994. I left that shoot thinking,
what the hell just happened?
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995. Right.
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996. We didn't get to watch
each other do these scenes.
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997. I don't know how
the other girls did,
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998. so that makes me
even more nervous.
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999. Does anyone feel overwhelming,
like, yeah, I killed that,
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1000. that was awesome,
I did a great job?
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1001. I feel like there are moments
when I'm like, oh, girl,
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1002. I ate it.
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1003. You know what I mean?
- That is one thing about you.
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1004. One thing about Darlene.
Darlene thinks she ate.
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1005. It ended in both of us
hunched over laughing.
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1006. Yeah, Darlene, you feel like
farthest from a Karen.
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1007. How did you channel Karen?
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1008. I don't know if I had that
sort of like,
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1009. angry, like burst.
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1010. I definitely went the, like,
bless your heart route.
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1011. I feel like I got a lot of
laughs during my Karen skit.
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1012. But as far as the
challenge of being a Karen,
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1013. I don't know, girl.
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1014. After Ru's walkthrough
where she, like,
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1015. singled me out
a little bit,
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1016. I was like,
you have to let loose.
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1017. You have to have fun.
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1018. I was like, OK, well,
you know what?
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1019. I just have to, like,
go out and do it.
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1020. And like, I feel like
I took a big, big risk
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1021. doing a Hispanic Karen,
considering that
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1022. everyone else is, you know,
stereotypical Karen.
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1023. You can say white.
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1024. Did you channel anybody
you know or like any like—
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1025. I channeled like a mixture
of Niurka Marcos,
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1026. which is like this really
famous crazy Cuban lady.
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1027. And I channeled
a bit of my mom.
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1028. She's not a Karen,
but she'll pop off.
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1029. Oh, God.
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1030. So I was just
channeling that.
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1031. I was channeling,
like, all the times
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1032. I've seen my aunties
fight or, you know, argue,
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1033. and, like, the hand motions
and all that.
Copy !req
1034. Honestly, having Ru as
a scene partner was fun.
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1035. She called me a whore.
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1036. She said I look like
a prostitute.
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1037. Easy, that was my dress.
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1038. Yeah, I love the dress.
No, I love the dress.
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1039. Leave Darlene's
Santee Alley dress out of this.
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1040. Normally when we have
a comedy challenge,
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1041. Juicy comes back.
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1042. And she is a woman in crisis.
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1043. Today, I can tell
from her energy
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1044. that she feels a lot better
about how yesterday went than
Copy !req
1045. she has in the past with these
kinds of comedy challenges.
Copy !req
1046. My thing is anxiety.
Copy !req
1047. I'm on a journey of not doing
the thing that I always do,
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1048. where I go back home
after we do a challenge
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1049. and think about
every single thing
Copy !req
1050. that I could have done better
and that I did wrong.
Copy !req
1051. I've come this far.
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1052. My track record is fab.
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1053. - I look fab.
- I look fab. I feel fab.
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1054. I smell fab.
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1055. I smell, well, not currently,
but I will smell fab.
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1056. I'm feeling
cautiously optimistic.
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1057. I think I did what was asked,
but some people
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1058. seem to be saying that Ru was
really laughing at them,
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1059. which is making this
much more nerve-wracking
Copy !req
1060. than past performance
challenges.
Copy !req
1061. Nini, where's your head at?
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1062. I also am like,
it could have been great.
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1063. It could have been shit.
I don't know.
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1064. Like, I was having fun.
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1065. I feel like I stayed
in character the whole time.
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1066. My HOA Karen sketch was so
fun, but also at the same time
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1067. I'm like, did I pick up
on everything
Copy !req
1068. that Ru was putting down?
Copy !req
1069. In my scene, Ru was
in character the whole time,
Copy !req
1070. so she wasn't, like,
breaking character
Copy !req
1071. and laughing or anything, so—
- Right.
Copy !req
1072. It definitely wasn't
the laughs like we got
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1073. during Snatch Game, you know?
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1074. Speak for yourself.
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1075. The pressure's on, y'all.
The pressure's on.
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1076. It's a really, really
strong group of girls.
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1077. But I feel like
everyone's weakness
Copy !req
1078. is definitely their psyche,
the inner saboteur of it all.
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1079. This challenge is
the one that's going
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1080. to determine the top four.
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1081. So we're all feeling
the tension in the room
Copy !req
1082. because we just don't know
where we're going to land.
Copy !req
1083. Ooh, this is very Bob Mackie.
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1084. - What?
- Whoo.
Copy !req
1085. Welcome to the main stage
of "RuPaul's Drag Race."
Copy !req
1086. She's always ready
to make a scene.
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1087. Michelle Visage.
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1088. A scene? Can I speak
to somebody above you?
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1089. Like, who do you report to?
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1090. That's who I want to talk to.
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1091. Ma'am, I am the manager
when the manager's not here.
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1092. Mm.
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1093. She knows a thing or two
about going viral—
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1094. TS Madison.
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1095. Uh-uh, Ru,
I got a shot for that.
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1096. And I'm all better now.
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1097. And she's
no stranger to drama.
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1098. It's the fabulous
Julianne Nicholson.
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1099. Wait a minute.
Are you recording me right now?
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1100. Welcome, my love.
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1101. Thank you.
I'm so happy to be here.
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1102. This week,
we challenged our queens
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1103. to cause a commotion
as Karens Gone Wild.
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1104. And tonight on the runway,
category is
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1105. From Wholesome to Folsom.
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1106. - Ooh.
- Ooh.
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1107. Racers, start your engines.
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1108. And may the best
drag queen win.
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1109. Category is
From Wholesome to Folsom.
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1110. Up first, Juicy Love Dion.
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1111. My wholesome look is
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1112. an "Alice in Wonderland"
inspiration.
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1113. Oh, dear.
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1114. Oh, you've got
Crisco in my poppers.
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1115. You've got poppers
in my Crisco.
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1116. Pop till you drop.
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1117. Once we smell
the poppers, baby,
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1118. that kitty girl comes out.
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1119. And I have Cheshire cats
covering up my privates
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1120. with a chastity belt
because I'm a good girl.
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1121. I feel like I fit
the cat-egory.
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1122. Meow, meow.
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1123. Curiosity killed the cat, but
a good whip brought it back.
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1124. Calico, you better do.
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1125. Darlene Mitchell.
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1126. Oh, it's a housewife.
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1127. Baking a casserole.
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1128. At the Folsom Street Fair,
no kink is off limits,
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1129. so don't piss me off.
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1130. Just piss on me.
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1131. She don't piss and tell.
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1132. I've got my hankie
on display
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1133. and I have my fully stoned,
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1134. bedazzled,
crystallized pee stain.
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1135. Oops, things got
a little messy.
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1136. And the nastiest little
Daisy Dukes you've ever seen.
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1137. Head to toe, I am dripping.
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1138. Now, that's what
I call a golden girl.
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1139. Myki Meeks.
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1140. Oh. Her safe word is Rosebud.
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1141. I'll take a dozen.
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1142. Myki Meeks stars in
Everything's Coming up Roses.
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1143. It's a double feature.
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1144. Ooh, oh, no.
I pricked my finger.
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1145. But I kind of like the pain.
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1146. I reveal into my harness-y
thorny, BDSM couture.
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1147. Do not fuck with me,
fellas.
Copy !req
1148. Because I also
have a vine whip.
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1149. Wholesome to Folsom, babe.
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1150. Sweet as a rose
to thorny and horny.
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1151. Thorn?
When did I have thorn?
Copy !req
1152. Well, I've seen her videos
on ThornHub.
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1153. Oh.
Copy !req
1154. Jane Don't.
Copy !req
1155. I'm looking for my husband,
Debenezer.
Copy !req
1156. Young, beautiful,
dowager widow
Copy !req
1157. wandering through
her husband's manse
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1158. haunted by his ghost.
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1159. And then I tear away
my nightgown...
Copy !req
1160. - Ooh.
- Oh, dear.
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1161. To reveal my fully encrusted
red lingerie set.
Copy !req
1162. She's the latest cast member
of the
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1163. "Rocky Whore Picture Show."
- Yes.
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1164. I'm wearing my Mrs. Lovett
hair, running a bordello.
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1165. I'm pouring hot wax
all over my heaving bosom.
Copy !req
1166. It's sort of funny and
twisted, but still sexy,
Copy !req
1167. like the heroine
of a Bronte novel
Copy !req
1168. if she was also a slut.
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1169. I feel gorgeous.
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1170. I heard of a
candle in the wind,
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1171. but this is extra.
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1172. Nini Coco.
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1173. Give me your tired,
your lonely,
Copy !req
1174. your whores.
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1175. I am the very
freshly constructed
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1176. Statue of Liberty
circa 1886.
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1177. She is draped in this
beautiful, pure copper.
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1178. Oh!
Copy !req
1179. Give me liberty or
give me a piece of ass.
Copy !req
1180. Yeah, who knew that
Lady Liberty was so kinky?
Copy !req
1181. This is another
Nini Coco original.
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1182. I made it head to toe.
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1183. She's covered in spikes.
Copy !req
1184. Folsom is all about
the freedom of expression.
Copy !req
1185. So who better
to represent that
Copy !req
1186. than the Statue of Liberty
herself?
Copy !req
1187. You can see her in
"Torch Thong" trilogy.
Copy !req
1188. Now that's what I call
a Staten Island fairy.
Copy !req
1189. You want to see a tunnel?
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1190. Welcome, queens.
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1191. It's time for
the judges' critiques.
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1192. Starting with Juicy Love Dion.
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1193. This outfit tonight, I just
was saying, here kitty, kitty.
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1194. Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.
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1195. Hey! You know?
Copy !req
1196. You look like sex.
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1197. The little demure
Alice in Wonderland party girl
Copy !req
1198. over it was really fun
with the giant poppers.
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1199. It says it all
about you, Juicy.
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1200. You were the
Parking Spot Karen.
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1201. Liar.
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1202. You really let yourself go.
You let yourself have it.
Copy !req
1203. You had physical comedy.
I loved the Spanish stuff.
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1204. I love to think
Ru called you a puta.
Copy !req
1205. It just—it looked like
you two had a good time.
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1206. I loved your rail work
or your rail-ography,
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1207. if you will, the way you sort
of tumbled over the rail.
Copy !req
1208. You were totally
committed to that moment
Copy !req
1209. in letting yourself go.
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1210. I really felt
all the way out with you.
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1211. Ayúdame!
- Ayúdame!
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1212. You kind of did get stuck
in the Miguel part,
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1213. but it was just the other
little things that you did
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1214. that—that made up for it.
Copy !req
1215. So Juicy, you came
with the character
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1216. and I was impressed with that.
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1217. You were fun.
I had a great time with you.
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1218. I'm happy to see that
you let it all out.
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1219. Thank you.
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1220. Darlene Mitchell,
now this outfit right here,
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1221. girl, listen.
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1222. It brought back memories, OK?
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1223. Thank you for being
the boundary pusher tonight.
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1224. Oh, yellow nails too.
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1225. We went there.
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1226. You feel like
the missing village person
Copy !req
1227. that we all wanted
and never got.
Copy !req
1228. And you were the
Shoplifting Karen.
Copy !req
1229. You matched Ru.
Copy !req
1230. Everything that Ru did,
you said yes, and.
Copy !req
1231. And that's like
rule number one for improv.
Copy !req
1232. It felt very alive
and moment-to-moment work.
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1233. Darlene, you're so stupid.
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1234. I had so much fun with you.
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1235. You're really good
scene partner.
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1236. I think you are so funny.
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1237. But I would have wanted
to see more Karen from you.
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1238. You weren't
as much a Karen
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1239. as you were
a good Christian lady.
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1240. - I am a Christian.
- Are you?
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1241. Growing up in the Midwest,
there was a lot of that,
Copy !req
1242. sort of like,
bless your heart, woman,
Copy !req
1243. but on the inside, rotten.
- Yeah.
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1244. On a scale of
1 to 10 from my book,
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1245. I would definitely give you
a high long 8.
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1246. Because I got one.
Copy !req
1247. - 8?
- OK, 10.
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1248. Thank you.
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1249. All right.
Up next, Myki Meeks.
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1250. Now this outfit, girl,
you're making me thorny, baby.
Copy !req
1251. - Mm.
- I'm just blown away by it.
Copy !req
1252. This is gorgeous tonight.
Copy !req
1253. That hair is so gorgeous.
Copy !req
1254. That reveal was fantastic.
It's top-to-bottom beautiful.
Copy !req
1255. You were the most Karen
of the bunch.
Copy !req
1256. Where's your license?
Copy !req
1257. And I believed it with the
Kate Gosselin hair and all.
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1258. A Karen is about
having privilege
Copy !req
1259. and using the privilege
to her advantage.
Copy !req
1260. You did it for me.
Copy !req
1261. One of the things that
first jumped out to me
Copy !req
1262. was how quickly you
went from entitlement—
Copy !req
1263. I don't need a license,
I'm traveling.
Copy !req
1264. To seduction,
to distraction,
Copy !req
1265. to coma, to running away
was just brilliant.
Copy !req
1266. When you brought the seat back,
like,
Copy !req
1267. your imagination
was limitless,
Copy !req
1268. and you just pulled out
every last thing
Copy !req
1269. you had in your bag of tricks,
and I bought every single one.
Copy !req
1270. Wow.
Copy !req
1271. You seem very surprised
by the critiques.
Copy !req
1272. - I am surprised. I am.
- Why?
Copy !req
1273. When it's improv and it was
really just the two of us,
Copy !req
1274. you leave going,
what the hell did I just do?
Copy !req
1275. What I'm learning and what
I need to continue to work on
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1276. is trust my gut, because
it's gotten me this far.
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1277. Great night for you, Myki.
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1278. Wow.
Thank you, thank you.
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1279. Up next, Jane Don't.
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1280. I just love
that juxtaposition
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1281. of the sort of Jane Austen
to like—
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1282. Red light whore.
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1283. In the improv challenge,
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1284. if you've ever
seen a Karen cut up,
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1285. they cuts up in those airports.
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1286. Like, I needed
more foolishness from you.
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1287. The 250 pounds you could
have easily just
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1288. tore into Ru about
you being 235.
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1289. You know, it was so many things
that you could have played off,
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1290. you know with Ru, that I—
I thought you were missing it.
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1291. I loved when you were
rolling around so casually,
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1292. even though clearly
he was nowhere near you.
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1293. I think in this situation,
I didn't get Karen.
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1294. I was getting more
Mrs. Roper.
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1295. I agree that I didn't
get as much Karen
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1296. as I maybe would
have liked, but I
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1297. loved your patterned muumuu
and your hair and your glasses.
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1298. I don't know, just being like
a lady from Palm Springs,
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1299. I think is just spiritually
where I feel the most at home.
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1300. So I was just kind of like—
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1301. I just feel like you came
there with things that you
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and you said them
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1303. and you weren't
allowing yourself
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1304. to go further than that.
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1305. And I know you've
got more than that.
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1306. I just wanted you to be
more Karen, I guess.
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1307. - Sure.
- Is all.
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1308. We've all experienced it
at this point.
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1309. Ru's entire algorithm
is Karens,
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1310. which is why this challenge
is probably happening.
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1311. Listen, you're—
you're great.
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1312. A few maneuvers, she could
have been absolutely perfect.
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1313. Nini Coco.
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1314. I had very high
expectations when
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1315. you came out because I felt
your desperation so clearly.
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1316. I loved your nails
on the clipboard.
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1317. There were specific things
along the way
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1318. that really brought
that character to life.
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1319. You understood
what a Karen was.
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1320. I just think
you ran out of steam.
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1321. It felt like it became
the same thing over and over.
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1322. You have to keep it moving
to keep the comedy moving.
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1323. Yeah, I feel like I had a lot
of energy, came in really hot.
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1324. Yeah.
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1325. And didn't have
as many levels in there.
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1326. Yeah.
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1327. Now in the runway
I was like, yes, ma'am.
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1328. And looking at this outfit
makes me miss
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1329. New York City late night.
- Mm.
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1330. I'm sure we partied
with a few club kids
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1331. that dressed up like this
a few times.
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1332. I just want to get on
a ferry and ride all the way.
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1333. It's such a beautiful,
nostalgic moment
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1334. to see Lady Liberty,
especially in this moment,
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1335. with all that's going on
in the world around us.
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1336. - Would you ride a ferry?
- I'd ride a ferry with you.
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1337. All right, Nini.
Anything else you want to add?
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1338. You'll be hearing
from my lawyer.
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1339. - Thank you.
- Thanks.
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1340. All right.
Well, thank you, queens.
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1341. I think we've heard enough.
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1342. While you untuck backstage,
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1343. the judges and I
will deliberate.
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1344. All right, now just between us
girlfriends, what do you think?
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1345. Starting with Juicy Love Dion.
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1346. I was really proud of Juicy
in this challenge,
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Parking Spot Karen.
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1348. I agree that there were
enough viral moments in there.
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1349. Very, very funny.
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1350. I had no idea that she would
come through like that.
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1351. She did a really
good job tonight.
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1352. All right, let's talk
about Darlene Mitchell.
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1353. I felt you two
were together
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1354. and you were having
a great time.
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1355. One of the best bits for me
was actually you showing us
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1356. your credentials, Ru,
and singing and dancing.
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1357. So when you can elevate
your scene partner,
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1358. that's one of the
signs of a great actor.
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1359. And she has that.
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1360. I love every single thing
about what she did,
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1361. apart from the fact
that she wasn't a Karen.
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1362. She was more like,
I'm a good Christian woman.
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1363. But I did like her
comedic timing with you, Ru.
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1364. She was down to play.
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1365. All right, Myki Meeks.
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1366. I've tried all of those
stunts in the car before
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1367. and I got arrested, so that
is definitely a real Karen.
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1368. Honey, I have
seen these women
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1369. get away with
all of these antics.
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1370. She just tried everything
she could think of
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1371. and it never felt forced.
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1372. All right.
Jane Don't.
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1373. She has set the bar
so high for herself.
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1374. She tried to
control it too much
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1375. is the best way I can say it.
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1376. And that's where
we can get lost,
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1377. when we're not
so much in the moment.
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1378. I think she was trying
to script it
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1379. more than just letting it—
letting it flow.
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1380. So if you threw something at
her, Ru, she didn't take it.
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1381. She didn't take the bait
and that happened a few times.
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1382. No, I don't think so.
See, you got to understand.
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1383. What she did was good,
but it just wasn't enough.
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1384. It certainly wasn't
Karen enough for me.
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1385. All right.
Nini Coco.
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1386. Now, Nini Coco
was the other one
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1387. who really knows
what a Karen is.
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1388. She got it.
She understood the assignment.
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1389. However, it felt like
she got stuck
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1390. and kept kind of driving home
the same persona.
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1391. I think it's hard when you
start from such a high place.
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1392. Mm-hmm.
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1393. Because then
there's nowhere to go.
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1394. And I think that's
what happened.
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1395. Felt like there was
a lot of screaming
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1396. with not a lot of, you know,
meat and potatoes.
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1397. Silence.
I have made my decision.
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1398. Bring back my girls.
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1399. Welcome back, queens.
I've made some decisions.
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1400. Myki Meeks, your traffic stop
Karen was just the ticket.
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1401. Condragulations,
you're the winner
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1402. of this week's challenge.
- Whew.
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1403. Let's fucking go.
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1404. You've won a cash tip
of $5,000
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1405. plus tickets to see
"Stop! That! Train!"
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1406. the first feature film
from the Drag Race universe,
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1407. in theaters this summer.
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1408. Wow.
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1409. I got my roses, bitch.
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1410. Oh, my God, Karens,
I will thank you this time.
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in the challenge,
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1413. but your runway
was a real pisser.
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1414. Juicy Love Dion,
your Parking Spot Karen,
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1415. was a little over the line,
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1416. but your runway was purrfect.
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1418. you are safe.
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1419. Thank you so much.
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1420. You may step to the back
of the stage.
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1421. Thank you.
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1422. Meow.
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1424. you are safe.
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1425. You may join the other girls.
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1426. Thank you.
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1428. I'm sorry, my dears, but you
are both up for elimination.
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1429. I have come way too far and
I have spent way too much time
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1430. and energy and anxiety
to get to this spot.
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1431. So I'm going to do
what I need to do
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1432. to get through this shit
so that I can be at the end.
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1433. Two queens stand before me.
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1434. Ladies, this is your
last chance to impress me
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1435. and save yourself
from elimination.
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1436. For the first time
in the entire competition,
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1437. the spectacular Jane
is in the bottom
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1438. and she's up against me.
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1439. And that is bad news for her.
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1440. Time has come...
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1441. For you to Lip Sync
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1442. for Your Life.
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1443. Good luck.
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1444. And don't fuck it up.
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1445. The bitch does a cartwheel,
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and sticks the landing.
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1447. Period.
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1448. Hey!
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1449. Whoo!
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1450. - Good job, girls.
- Good job, girls.
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1451. Whoo, whoo, whoo!
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1452. Get that Gaga follow.
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1453. Queens,
I've made my decision.
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1454. Nini Coco, shantay, you stay.
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1455. You may join the other girls.
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1456. Thank you.
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1457. Jane, my queen,
you are a star.
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1458. Never take don't for an answer.
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1459. Now sashay away.
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1460. Thank you for everything.
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1461. Oh, um...
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1462. uh...
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1463. I am surprised,
but I mean,
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1464. you know, I did my best
and I killed it and...
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1465. I think I deserved
to go to the end.
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1466. But this has been
really amazing
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1467. and I love these girls so much.
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1468. It doesn't really feel like—
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1469. there's much else to say.
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1470. Yeah.
Catch you on the flip.
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1471. Condragulations, queens.
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1472. And remember,
if you can't love yourself,
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1473. how in the hell are you going
to love somebody else?
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1474. Can I get an amen up in here?
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1475. Amen.
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1476. All right,
now let the music play.
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1477. Next time on
"RuPaul's Drag Race"...
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1478. You'll be cohosting
"Good Morning Bitches."
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1479. Can I just put my—oh, yep.
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1480. There you go. Yeah.
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1481. You're just stopping
at a certain point.
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1482. You're gonna need
a tarp and an ax.
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1483. Oh! Whoa, hey, whoa.
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1484. Can't say that on television.
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1485. Fucking chef's kiss
from head to toe.
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1486. Everything you did
was incorrect.
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1487. It's almost too much
for my brain to handle
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1488. to think that one of us
has made it this far
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1489. and the belt's just
gonna go, chop.
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