1. Tonight, our
eliminated queens
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and toe to toe
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3. in the ultimate Lipsync
Lalaparuza Smackdown.
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4. ten sickening queens,
eight electrifying lip syncs,
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5. but only one winner will
walk away with the title,
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Already Done Had Herses,
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7. and a cash prize of $50,000.
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8. We made it!
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9. We're back!
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10. We're back, we're back.
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11. Good morning, kingdom.
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12. We are back in the
Werk Room for the Lalaparuza
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13. Lipsync Smackdown.
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14. As the lip-sync assassin
of season 17,
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15. I'm feeling, oh, so ready.
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16. I'd be scared if I was not me.
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17. Oh, my God!
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18. I am here, and we are
still in the Joella
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19. Dynasty, bitches.
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20. And don't forget Joella.
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21. The slaying diva
of Los Angeles is back.
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22. I do want revenge, because
the Kingdom won the battle,
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23. but the Dynasty
will win the war.
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24. You guys are just
as ugly as I remember.
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25. Does anybody else feel
like a completely new woman?
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26. I have atoned.
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27. I feel so sweet this time,
and I'm, like, so angelic.
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28. Look at me.
- Yes, Ms. Congeniality.
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29. I'm glowing.
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30. Everybody's kind
and I'm straight.
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31. Listen.
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32. Arrietty and I did not
end on bad terms, OK?
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33. But my chismosa sister is
now my chismosa neighbor.
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34. I still ask a sister
for some sugar.
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from her, though.
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36. Wait, wait.
Update.
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37. What about your update?
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38. Come on, lover.
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40. What do you mean,
what do I mean?
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41. I am back
reunited with Lydia,
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42. and it feels so good to kind
of be here back with, like,
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43. an official relationship.
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44. After we both left
the competition,
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45. we decided to spend a little
more time together,
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46. and the keys to the kingdom
have been acquired, darling.
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47. Well, oh, my God,
congrats to the top four.
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48. Congrats.
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49. Thank y'all for the
sacrifice you did for us.
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50. I love you, girls.
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51. You're welcome.
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52. Thank you, Lydia.
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53. I love you, Suzie.
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54. How do you feel like
making it so close,
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55. but not getting it?
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56. Like, you almost had it,
but just, like, no.
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really shocking and hurtful.
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60. It makes sense.
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61. Oh, my God.
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62. I believe that everything
happens for a reason,
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63. and there's a reason
that I am here today,
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64. ready to battle my sisters.
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65. You know what, Suzie?
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66. I apologize.
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67. I've just been so mean and
bullying you this whole time.
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channel you this week.
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Hold on.
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70. - No.
- Jesus Christ.
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obsessed with Cameo,
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72. and I have been creating new
characters every single week.
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73. I have done JoJo Siwa,
Michael Jackson,
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74. and, of course, Kori Toot.
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75. Hello there,
it's me, Kori Toot.
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83. The fans are obsessed
with Kori Toot.
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they like Kori Toot
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86. You know what?
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might finally win a challenge.
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88. Save it for the
floor, please.
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Oh, I will.
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90. On that note, let's get
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92. Yes!
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93. Yeah.
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94. I missed you, sister.
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95. I missed you.
How are you?
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96. Good.
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97. It is now time to
get in full glam.
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98. I don't have to perform today,
but my wig will be glued down.
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99. Shout out to Kori and Lana.
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100. I kind of left on
a sour note and I had
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101. to clear the air with Onya.
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102. Hey, sister.
- Hey.
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104. Yeah, of course.
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105. Yeah.
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107. As one smelly bitch
to another, Onya,
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painting, I want to talk
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110. about the mirror message.
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111. Yeah.
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112. And I want to
sincerely apologize.
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113. It was unacceptable
behavior, for sure.
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114. And I'm so sorry.
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115. It did, like, really hurt
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grown since then to take
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119. Yeah, I appreciate
you saying that.
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120. And I can see clearly that
you have grown from that,
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121. and so have I. We're sisters,
girl, and we live and learn.
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122. - Live and learn.
- I love you, girl.
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123. I love you, too.
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124. I do believe her apology,
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125. I've definitely been
in her shoes before.
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127. So, you know,
you gotta move on.
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128. Let's put on this mug.
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129. Re-ow!
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130. How are you feeling, diva?
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131. My love, I'm
feeling like I want
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132. to redeem the last time that
I was here, which was me
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133. wearing orange, looking crazy.
- Oh, my God!
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134. And this time,
I'm going to be wearing
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136. The last time that I
was on that main stage,
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137. I felt like I did
a horrible lip sync.
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138. I felt like I did
a horrible look.
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139. This is another
chance for you to do,
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140. like, Lucky Starzzz boots.
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141. I just wanted to
show something fun.
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142. I want to have fun.
- Fuck yeah.
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143. Oh, I'm so with that.
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144. I may have been
first out, but I just
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ticket to show
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146. the world who Lucky Starzzz is,
and I will not disappoint.
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147. - Yes, diva?
- Yes, my love.
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148. How are you feeling?
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149. Good.
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150. Nervous, but I
feel really good.
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151. There's a lot at stake.
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152. Everyone across the country
is going to be watching this.
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153. Cause, bitch, you're one
to fucking look out for.
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154. That's what
people are saying.
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156. are enjoying my lip syncs.
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157. So the fan response has been
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158. cool and very awesome.
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159. And then "Kiss Me Deadly".
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160. And there was
"Kiss Me Deadly."
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161. Girl, honey.
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162. Iconic television history.
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163. What were you
feeling during that?
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164. You know, face cracks,
heart aching, balls blue.
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165. So you're excited
to do it again?
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166. Bro, no.
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167. I'm prepared to lip-sync
against anyone, even you.
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168. And then your last lip sync
was arguably the most iconic.
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169. It was an unfortunate end.
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170. I definitely feel
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171. redeem myself
from the scissors.
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172. After leaving the competition
on an uncomfortable note,
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173. I am here, not only to win
$50,000, but to have fun.
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174. I really want to do good
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175. I think the strongest
performers that
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shaking right now
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177. are definitely
Lydia and myself.
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178. You are the lip-sync assassin
of the season.
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179. You have lip-synced
four times now.
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180. Like, how do you
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181. I do feel like there's
a lot of pressure put onto me
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that are on me today.
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183. You know, I expect
the unexpected.
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184. I'm determined to
win this competition,
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185. and I will take
anybody and anything
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187. So, girl, you literally
won the first lip sync.
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188. Like, you slayed.
You ate.
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189. Thank you.
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190. You had such a
fatal fall from—
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191. A fall from grace.
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192. In my first lip sync, I
was lip-syncing for the win.
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193. And then alternatively,
my lip sync against Sam
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194. was one of the darkest
moments of my life.
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195. But the fight is not over.
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196. The key to the Lalaparuza is
getting the song that you want.
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197. So, baby,
it is strategy today.
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198. I'm gunning, baby.
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199. Oh my God.
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200. I am literally so obsessed
with the Anastasia glosses,
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201. this one specifically,
Pink Ginger.
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202. Gorgeous.
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203. I love that.
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204. It is the last touches before
this Lipsync Lalaparuza starts,
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205. and the girls are
looking determined.
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206. During the season,
I was, like,
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208. And now that I've found love,
I am ready for a win!
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209. I'm ready to fucking win
because I look damn good.
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210. I have tricks up my sleeve.
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211. Who knows what
you'll find today?
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212. We are competing for $50,000.
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213. And I am ready to let
these girls have it.
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"RuPaul's Drag Race"
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of Anastasia Beverly Hills
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216. cosmetics and a
gag-worthy grand
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217. prize of $200,000,
courtesy of Todaytix,
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218. the theater ticket app.
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219. Brr.
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220. Welcome to the
Lipsync Lalaparuza.
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221. Here for the show,
it's Michelle Visage.
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222. Now, Michelle, if you had
to lip-sync for your life,
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223. what song would you do?
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224. Now, Ru, it may not be right,
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225. but it is most definitely "OK."
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226. Oh, is that why 213
showed up on your caller ID?
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227. Thank you very much.
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228. And the fabulous Ts Madison.
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229. Maddy, what's your
go-to lip-sync song?
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230. "I'm Every Woman," Ru,
because it's all in me.
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232. And the host of "Happy
Endings" on WOW Presents Plus,
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233. from the PitCrew, it's Bruno.
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234. What song would you
lip-sync to?
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235. "I'm Too Sexy for my Shirt."
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236. Ooh.
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237. And my pants.
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238. Racers, start your
engines, and may
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240. Bring back my girls.
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241. Here we go.
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242. Every clown has her secrets,
and I've got a couple
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244. I'm going to be
trying something
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245. I've never done before, and
I really think I can win.
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246. I'm feeling like
I want vengeance.
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247. I'm feeling like
I want redemption.
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248. I am shredding onto this
stage like it is a fight,
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249. and I am Mike Tyson.
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250. I'm going to bite
someone's ear off.
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251. And our final four queens.
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252. Hey!
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253. Welcome back, ladykins.
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254. Tonight, our eliminated queens
will battle it out for
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Done Already Done Had Herses,
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256. plus a cash tip of $50,000.
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257. Ooh.
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rules are in full effect.
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to the next round.
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lip sync, you return
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263. Jewels Sparkles, Lexi Love,
Onya Nerve, Sam Star.
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you will be crowned
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please enjoy the show.
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268. Good luck, y'all.
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269. Ooh, bitch,
there's cold drinks!
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270. We got drinks.
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271. Me and my top four girls are
just sitting back, relaxing,
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273. Cheers to the
eliminated queens.
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274. Cheers.
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276. Yay!
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277. Now, let the Lipsync
Lalaparuza begin!
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279. Oh, Pit Crew!
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280. Ladykins, in Bruno's
golden hopper
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them, one ball for each of you.
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are you holding?
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285. God.
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286. She's the best, honey.
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did not want to happen
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289. Why me?
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you'll be competing
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293. Oh, shit.
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294. You now have a choice.
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295. You can pick your
lip-sync opponent,
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296. or you can pick the song
you want to lip-sync.
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297. There's some people where
I feel as though, oh, mama,
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299. But the gag is, y'all, the song
could really change anything.
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300. Hormona, which do you choose,
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to watch, because it's
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304. Hormona, which do you choose,
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then it's up to chance who I
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309. But if I pick who I'm
going to lip-sync against,
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will pick the song.
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314. She's going to pick the song.
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316. Now, the choices are
"360" by Charli xcx,
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by Pink,
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by Liza Minnelli,
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by Whitney Houston,
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322. or "You Make Me Feel
Mighty Real" by Sylvester.
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323. Hormona Lisa, what
song do you choose?
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by the great Liza Minnelli.
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327. Oh, my God.
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is the only song that I
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million times that
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331. Now, the drag gods will
choose your opponent.
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332. There is now a 1 in 9 chance
that I get to perform the song.
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333. Please, dear God,
let me have this song.
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and Hormona beat her—
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335. Oh, don't put that out there.
Oh my God.
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Put it out there.
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337. Bruno, whose ball
are you holding?
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against Hormona Lisa.
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340. Liza!
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step to the gallery.
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- Hi.
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344. Honey, it is the movie
y'all been waiting for.
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your girlfriend.
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winning are, like, OK.
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redemption to show that I am
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is taking it?
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she's done this as a talent
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353. Yeah, but that don't
mean nothing because Lydia
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355. I love me some Liza Minnelli,
but I'm not a classic
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357. So the plan is to give
this my Lydia flair.
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359. Ladies, this is your chance
to impress me and move
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361. - Come on, Lalaparuza.
- Go!
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362. Yes!
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to lip-sync
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don't fuck it up.
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but it is a problem.
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a lot of people call me Lisa.
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I'm proud of her.
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when you get home from work
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376. and you're exhausted, and you
just got to get that bra off.
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377. That's what these
reveals are giving.
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378. Why is she doing
all her reveals?
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reveals happen that fast.
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made my decision.
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388. Queens, I've
made my decision.
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394. I am so proud to
have won this lip sync.
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to the winner's box.
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397. - I love you, babe.
- Fuck you.
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399. My baby burnt.
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400. Hormona Lisa, thank you
for a truly terrific season.
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I'm consistent.
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- We love you.
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it be if fucking Lydia
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big man voice back there,
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I was going to—
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will be here.
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see it, but I love you so much.
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rhinestone that costume?
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424. I forgot about you in the
fucking rhinestones, bitch.
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426. Oh, we're back,
we're back, we're back.
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Whoo!
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to pick your opponent,
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pick your song?
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pick my opponent.
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a Z is no longer available?
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442. Absolutely, it is.
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443. All right, Suzie,
who do you choose?
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444. I choose to not forget
the Ella, Ms. Joella.
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445. Oh!
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446. OK, bitch.
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447. She thinks she can
come for me just
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448. because I was an early out.
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449. I thought we were sisters now.
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450. Wah!
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451. Joella, now, you get
to choose the song.
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452. The song that I wanted
the most is up for grabs.
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453. "Training Season" by Dua Lipa.
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454. Ooh, honey.
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455. Oh, sorry.
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456. I'm nervous for Suzie.
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457. Oh, Suzie, do well, please.
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458. I don't think she's ever
done a song like this.
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459. It's not a song that lives
in my wheelhouse necessarily,
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460. but the certainty of
performing against Joella
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461. gives me more comfort.
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462. That's awful.
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463. The time has come
for you to lip-sync
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464. for your life.
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465. Good luck, and
don't fuck it up.
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466. Oh, OK.
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467. Yeah, yeah!
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468. OK.
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469. Come on, Joella.
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470. Girl, I am in it.
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471. Yes!
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472. Honestly, I'm not
looking at Suzie right now.
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473. I have tunnel vision.
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474. Me and RuPaul are
in the room together,
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475. and I am only seeing her,
and she is only seeing me.
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476. Give it!
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477. Wig reveal.
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478. Oh, Suzie's feeling plus!
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479. Suzie!
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480. Yeah!
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481. Absolutely.
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482. Yeah!
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483. Oh my God!
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484. When she pulled the
wig off and gagged us—
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485. Yeah.
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486. Queens, I've
made my decision.
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487. Suzie Toot, condragulations.
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488. You're a winner, baby.
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489. Thank you.
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490. Oh, my God!
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491. I missed hearing it.
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492. Oh, it feels so good.
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493. Baby won down.
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494. Joella, thank you for an
Ella, Ella, Ella of a season.
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495. Ay!
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496. What is happening?
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497. OK, Ella.
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498. Well, it looks like I went
home second again, bitches.
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499. Aw!
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500. Girl, I am pissed.
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501. But however, I will accept
the results that mother
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502. Ru has presented me.
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503. As for Suzie Toot,
bitch, fuck you.
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504. I would say it was neck and
neck until she took her wig off
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505. and she started,
like, flipping.
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506. - Ah.
- Yeah.
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507. You know what?
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508. I love her, but, girl,
I see you feed her kids.
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509. Bitch, well, you'll always
be fifth place on "Drag Race."
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510. Oh!
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511. Let's find out
who's competing
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512. in tonight's third lip sync.
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513. OK, Bruno, shake 'em up.
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514. Bruno, whose ball
are you holding?
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515. Lucky Starzzz.
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516. OK, let's see.
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517. I see you have several
balls to choose from.
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518. I do.
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519. Do you want to pick your
opponent or pick your song?
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520. Oh my God, what do I do?
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521. There's a room full
of strong lip-syncers.
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522. There's a screen with
a bunch of songs,
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523. and I have to really be smart
about how do I play this game.
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524. I choose
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525. "Step by Step".
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526. "Step by Step"
by the great Whitney Houston.
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527. Now it's time for the drag
gods to choose your opponent.
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528. Bruno, do it, baby.
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529. Bruno, whose ball
have you chosen?
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530. Acacia Forgot.
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531. Oh.
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532. My goodness!
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533. Come on, Acacia.
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534. This song is one of my
favorites out of the list,
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535. and I'm ready to take this
bitch down, step by step.
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536. The time has come
for you to lip-sync
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537. for your life!
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538. Good luck,
and don't fuck it up.
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539. Yes!
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540. Hair flip.
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541. I turn around and I see
Acacia with long hair.
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542. I'm like, girl,
when did that happen?
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543. I thought you had
a little Jheri curl earlier.
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544. Oh, bitch, this is not
going to outshine me, honey.
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545. Oh my God!
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546. Hey!
hey!
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547. Oh, oh.
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548. Yes, yes, Acacia!
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549. Yes!
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550. That was the best
we've seen so far.
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551. That was the king.
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552. That was the king.
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553. Oh!
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554. - Yes, baby!
- Yes, baby!
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555. Yes, baby.
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556. Queens, I've
made my decision.
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557. Queens, I've made my decision.
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558. Lucky Starzzz, condragulations.
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559. You're the winner
of the third lip sync.
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560. Yes, Lucky!
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561. Yes.
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562. Now, that's what I
call a double dribble.
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563. Thank you so much.
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564. Oh, my God, I just proved
myself to the world, to RuPaul.
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565. I feel like such
a winner right now.
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566. And that is what I came
here to feel today.
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567. Acacia Forgot,
thanks for the memories.
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568. Thank you so much
for everything.
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569. And this is why I
don't wear human units.
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570. Even though I'm so shocked
that I didn't win,
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571. I can't complain.
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572. I got to reveal my cunt
on national television.
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573. That's a win in my book.
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574. Bye, guys.
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575. Bring back my girl.
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576. You did so good.
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577. That was very good.
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578. Girl, I can't believe
I got beat by a ball.
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579. You didn't lose.
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580. Her titties just won.
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581. Yeah.
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582. Will the remaining
queens please step forward?
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583. Here we go, girls.
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584. Yeah, bitch, you go
get your steps in today.
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585. All I know is the
next few lip syncs
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586. are going to be fierce, bitch.
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587. Oh, yeah.
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588. This is tough competition.
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589. And are we ready?
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590. Ladies, there's only one way
to find out who lip-syncs next.
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591. Bruno, you know what to do.
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592. Arrietty.
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593. Ah!
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594. Now, will you
choose the song,
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595. or will you choose
your opponent?
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596. Think long and hard,
and hard and long.
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597. However you decide to
do it, just be thinking.
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598. Oh my goodness, I wanted
someone to choose me
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599. so I can choose the song.
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600. So I'm going to
choose the song.
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601. I choose the song.
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602. OK.
And the song you choose is?
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603. "Blow Me".
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604. "Blow Me One
Last Kiss" by Pink.
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605. All right.
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606. Now we will let the drag
gods choose your opponent.
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607. Bruno, crank it up.
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608. Mm-mm-mm.
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609. Oh, I can see the
temperatures are rising.
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610. Bruno, whose ball did you grab?
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611. Oh!
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612. Kori King.
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613. Well, shit.
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614. Oh, my God, I don't get
to pick the opponent.
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615. I don't get to pick the song.
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616. I don't get nothing.
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617. However, I do love Pink.
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618. And also, Arietty is 0 for 2.
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619. Kind of sad that Kori isn't
dressed up like Michael Jackson
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620. for this, not going to lie.
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621. It's true.
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622. Or Suzie Toot.
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623. That would be hot.
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624. Two queens stand before me.
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625. The time has come
for you to lip-sync
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626. for your life!
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627. I'm ready for
Kori to wrap up what
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628. I started earlier on
in the competition
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629. and to send that bitch home.
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630. Good luck,
and don't fuck it up.
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631. Oh, that's cool.
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632. Wait, Kori.
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633. Arrietty doing it, though.
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634. Whoa!
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635. They're going
to start bucking.
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636. Yes!
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637. Oh, my God!
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638. Babe, look at that.
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639. More!
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640. I thought they both did good.
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641. Wow.
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642. Arietty won that?
Yeah.
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643. Absolutely.
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644. But I thought Kori
was giving me emotion.
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645. Yeah, that's true.
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646. If Arietty walks through
those doors, I would be done.
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647. Queens, I've
made my decision.
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648. Queens, I've made my decision.
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649. Kori Scott King, condragulations.
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650. You're a winner, baby.
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651. Yes!
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652. Oh, can you say it one
more time just for me?
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653. Kori Scott King, I loved
your march on Washington.
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654. Now, march yourself
to the winner's box.
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655. You better march, bitch.
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656. Ru said I won something!
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657. Oh!
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658. Let's clap, let's clap.
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659. Clap for me.
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660. This is the first
time this happened.
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661. Good stuff.
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662. Hug?
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663. Arrietty, my queen, thank
you for a sickening season.
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664. Now, sashay away.
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665. Thank you so much.
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666. All you can do is
lose a third time.
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667. No!
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668. Hi.
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669. Knowing that the
queens are shocked
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670. that I'm back in the
Werk Room, honestly,
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671. that feels really good.
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672. You kicked her ass.
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673. Oh, well, that's good.
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674. And thank goodness, because
I needed to redeem myself
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675. in some way, shape, or form.
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676. I told y'all Kori
was giving me emotions.
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677. Girl, save it.
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678. I thought it was
a very close fight,
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679. but I thought Kori
did a great job.
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680. She showed charisma.
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681. And them horrible, ugly
orange dancing shoes
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682. were nowhere to be
seen on the stage.
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683. So maybe that's why Kori won.
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684. Oh!
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685. Here we go, bitches.
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686. I'm nervous for this.
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687. Crystal Envy,
Lana Ja'Rae the drag
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688. gods have chosen you to compete
in tonight's fifth lip sync.
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689. This is kind of a
sickening rematch, everyone.
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690. The Snatch Game fail
round two of the Rusical.
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691. OK, so we got Lana,
Ms. Wig-fell-off, and we
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692. got Crystal,
Ms. Werewolf, part two.
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693. I'm excited.
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694. Lana's hat says
she's in Gryffindor.
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695. Now, to determine which
queen chooses the song,
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696. Bruno will randomly
choose one ball.
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697. Bruno, make that
golden hopper sing.
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698. Zag, mommy.
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699. Lana Girie.
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700. All right, Lana,
what song do you choose?
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701. I'm going to choose "You
Make Me Feel" by Sylvester.
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702. Crystal told me that
she wanted to do "360."
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703. And I know this song is
not in Crystal's wheelhouse,
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704. and I know it's a song that
I'm going to have fun with.
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705. And I know RuPaul
loves this song.
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706. Sorry, Crystal,
it's not personal.
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707. It's just drag.
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708. The time has come—
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709. for you to lip-sync
for your life.
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710. Ugh!
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711. I wanted the both
of us to make it
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712. to the end of this Lalaparuza.
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713. And now, one of us is not
going to make it to the end.
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714. Lana, I'm ready to
kick your ass, though.
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715. Good luck,
and don't fuck it up.
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716. Hey!
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717. Hey!
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718. Yeah!
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719. Ow!
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720. OK!
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721. Whoa, baby.
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722. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
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723. Oh, good!
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724. Yes! Let's go!
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725. Oh, good!
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726. Oh!
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727. Ooh, look at her hair.
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728. OK, here we go.
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729. Oh!
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730. Oh!
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731. OK!
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732. Hey, hey.
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733. Now, that was
charisma, uniqueness,
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734. nerve, and talent, bitch.
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735. Oh, my God, I genuinely have
no idea who's going to take it.
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736. That was crazy.
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737. Queens, I've
made my decision.
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738. Lana Ja'Rae, condragulations.
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739. You're a winner, baby.
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740. I won something!
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741. Wow!
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742. Please strut your stuff
to the winner's box.
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743. Yes!
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744. Oh my goodness!
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745. I am still in the
running to win $50,000.
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746. Crystal Envy, my queen, thank
you for keeping it mighty real
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747. all season long.
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748. Now sashay away.
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749. Sometimes you win some,
and in my case,
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750. sometimes you don't win any.
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751. You ain't that bitch.
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752. Give it, give it, give it.
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753. You definitely make me
feel real righty, RuPaul.
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754. Wait a minute.
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755. What did you say?
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756. Did you say mayo?
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757. I do love mayo, but you make
me feel mighty real, RuPaul.
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758. What?
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759. Righty real.
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760. Crystal is so mad,
she don't even
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761. know how to say her exit line.
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762. Yes, honey, that's
mighty white of you.
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763. Well, well, well.
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764. She got me a damn
second time, gals.
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765. I don't particularly agree with
the results of the lip sync.
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766. How do you feel right now?
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767. I mean, I'm
a little disappointed.
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768. I really wanted to make
it on to the next round,
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769. and I thought I
definitely could have.
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770. We did, too.
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771. Wow, they gave y'all
snacks up in here.
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772. Oh, shit, we're back.
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773. Everybody pay attention.
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774. The Lipsync Lalaparuza
continues with round two.
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775. The winners of this round
will advance to the finals.
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776. Let's find out which
queen will lip-sync next.
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777. Lucky Starzzz.
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778. Now, you can choose
your opponent,
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779. or you can choose your song.
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780. I think I want to
choose the song, honey.
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781. OK, smart girl.
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782. I'm a little more
nervous now, because this
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783. is the semifinal round.
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784. All these girls have already
won a lip sync tonight.
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785. Which song do you choose?
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786. I choose, "We Found Love"
by Rihanna.
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787. OK.
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788. This is a good choice, baby.
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789. Why you can't keep your
hands off them basketballs?
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790. No, girl, I just
love feeling them.
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791. Them NCAAs.
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792. Mm-hmm.
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793. Now it's up to the drag
gods to choose your opponent.
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794. Toot, Toot, Suzie Toot.
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795. Hey, hey.
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796. Oh, shit.
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797. It'll be Lucky Starzzz
up against Suzie Toot.
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798. The rest of you may
step to the beat.
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799. Siantese.
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800. What that mean?
- Nothing.
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801. OK.
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802. First to be eliminated
and last to be eliminated.
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803. The two Florida girls.
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804. This is the Florida lip sync.
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805. They better not piss me off.
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806. Ladies, this is your
chance to impress me and move
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807. forward to the final round.
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808. The time has come
for you to lip-sync
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809. for your life.
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810. I'm a little nervous.
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811. Can I beat basketball
titties to a Rihanna song?
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812. We're going to find out.
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813. Good luck,
and don't fuck it up.
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814. See, the titties
are already out.
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815. It's too soon.
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816. Oh, damn.
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817. Lucky's bouncing
those balls again.
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818. Ugh.
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819. Already doing too much.
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820. Suzie is giving
me hot lesbian.
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821. The lesbos are going
to live for this, honey.
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822. Can I say that?
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823. Yes!
Yes!
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824. Yes! Yes!
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825. Come on, y'all.
Move!
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826. Come on.
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827. You better twirl
that junk, girl.
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828. Bravo!
Musical theater queen.
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829. Hey!
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830. Oh, bouncy, bouncy, bouncy.
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831. Yes!
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832. All the way.
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833. Yes!
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834. Wait, Suzie, I didn't
know you get down like that.
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835. This little stanky leg?
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836. Suzie learned that
at the cookout.
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837. If I was drunk at a
drag show, I would have
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838. been geeking over Lucky's.
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839. Thank you.
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840. Seems like she did the
same thing what you guys
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841. told me she did during mine.
- Buried that.
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842. If that's the case,
then I don't
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843. think she should have won.
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844. I think Suzie
won, personally.
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845. Queens, I've
made my decision.
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846. Suzie Toot, condragulations.
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847. You're a winner, baby,
and you're advancing
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848. to the final lip sync.
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849. Thank you.
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850. Please step to the gallery.
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851. Thank you.
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852. Or the winner's
box where there
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853. is one motherfucking chair.
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854. We're making it
to the final round.
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855. I feel so proud of
myself in this moment.
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856. Lucky Starzzz,
thank you, my dear.
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857. We had a ball.
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858. Well, actually, four balls.
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859. Now, sashay away.
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860. I guess I wasn't
lucky after all.
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861. Yes, we love you, Lucky.
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862. Now, where the hell
do I get mine now?
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863. I came here with my dreams,
and I'm ready to just shine.
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864. This is not the last
you've seen of me.
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865. Oh my God!
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866. I think you did so good.
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867. Thank you.
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868. I know Suzie's proud.
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869. To be honest, I did not think
she would make it to the end.
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870. Maybe I can sleep
a little better at night
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871. and not feel so bad about
crushing Suzie's dreams.
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872. Lucky, how are you feeling?
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873. I honestly am feeling
very accomplished.
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874. I feel like I got to
show more of what I had.
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875. I feel full circle
right now, so—
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876. Good.
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877. At least I had better
lip-syncing skills,
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878. and I didn't rely on
my titties for the win.
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879. So—
- Oh, Lucky, did you hear that?
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880. - What?
- Oh.
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881. Saved by the bell.
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882. Lady kins, the drag
gods have spoken.
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883. And the three of you will
now lip-sync together.
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884. This is going to be crazy.
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885. These are the three girls
that I was worried about,
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886. and now they're all
pitted against each other.
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887. That's right.
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888. Kori and Lydia are having a
three way with Lana Ja'Rae.
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889. - Girl.
- Girl, save it.
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890. And your song is
"360" by Charli xcx.
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891. Once again, I don't
get to pick the song.
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892. And also, I don't get
to pick the opponents.
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893. Mathematically, the odds
are not in my favor.
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894. Did we all expect
to get a threesome
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895. out of Kori and Lydia
this season?
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896. I was hoping we would.
I'm pissed.
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897. Should have been me.
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898. I'm hoping that the energy
is not awkward
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899. with the couple
and the third wheel.
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900. But if they start making out,
Lana better jump in there.
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901. OK?
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902. Ladies, this is your
chance to impress me and move
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903. forward to the final round.
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904. The time has come
for you to lip-sync
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905. for your life.
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906. I am prepared and ready to
slay the absolute shit out
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907. of this song, but I would
be lying if I did not
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908. say that I was a little
nervous to lip-sync
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909. against Lana and Kori.
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910. I'm definitely
third-wheeling here.
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911. I know these two aren't
going to go easy,
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912. so I'm going to
have to work it out.
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913. Good luck,
and don't fuck it up.
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914. Yes!
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915. Hey!
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916. Hey!
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917. Yeah!
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918. Work, Lydia.
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919. Kori, like, has
not stopped moving.
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920. Hey!
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921. Hey!
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922. That was good.
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923. All right!
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924. Wait!
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925. I didn't want it to be over.
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926. Each of these performances,
individually, I would
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927. be tipping down in the club.
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928. I think Lana's going to win.
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929. Me, too.
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930. I believe it's going
to be Lydia winning.
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931. That's what all two of
my balls are saying.
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932. Kori was the funniest
one of the three.
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933. If they wanted a more dancey
dance ca, ca, ca, ca, ca—
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934. Kori.
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935. Yeah.
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936. If they wanted
more eye contact—
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937. - Lydia.
- Lydia.
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938. If they wanted more sex, Lana.
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939. Oh, my God, what if they sent
the lovebirds back together?
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940. They didn't even kiss.
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941. I'm pissed.
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942. They would have
got my dollar.
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943. Queens, I've
made my decision.
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944. Kori Scott King,
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945. condragulations.
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946. You're a winner, baby.
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947. Yes!
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948. Yes!
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949. Thank you.
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950. And you are moving
forward to the final round.
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951. I would say more,
but I'm out of breath.
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952. This is too good.
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953. Kori, please step to
the winner's circle box.
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954. Yes.
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955. Lydia, I'm so sorry, baby.
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956. But I promise if I win,
I will treat
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957. you to a beautiful vacation.
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958. Oh my God!
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959. Kori won.
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960. I'm so happy for my friend.
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961. Holy shit!
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962. I've got a lot of
work ahead of me.
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963. Lana Ja'Rae,
Lydia Butthole Kollins,
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964. thank you both for serving drag
excellence all season long.
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965. Thank you.
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966. Thank you, mother.
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967. I don't know what I could
have done differently.
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968. I feel like I let it
slip out of my hands,
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969. and it was so close.
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970. Now, both of you,
sashay away.
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971. It feels like yesterday.
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972. I can't believe it.
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973. Thank you so much.
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974. I appreciate it.
Gotta go.
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975. We gotta go.
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976. I definitely would have
loved to have made it,
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977. but, like, I know how badly
she had wanted to win this.
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978. So I'm proud of Kori.
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979. A win for Kori is
a win for Lydia.
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980. I love you guys.
Bye!
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981. Oh, my God!
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982. Girl, you did so good.
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983. You ate, Lydia.
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984. You guys did amazing.
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985. Thank you.
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986. OK, so I am not angry,
because what an honor
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987. we get to do this shit.
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988. I would think I'd
be upset by losing,
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989. but honestly, like RuPaul
said, condragulations,
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990. you won something.
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991. So like, literally,
in my mind, I already won.
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992. So I'm OK.
I'm OK.
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993. And that's something very
unique and different for you.
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994. That is very
unique and different.
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995. You know, I've never won.
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996. So I'll take it where I can.
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997. Listen.
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998. If Suzie beat Kori, Kori
can never make fun of Suzie
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999. ever again.
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1000. Attention, queens
in the Werk Room.
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1001. Mother.
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1002. Get up off your
padded asses and return
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1003. to the main stage
for the final lip sync.
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1004. Wait, what?
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1005. Oh, no!
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1006. Bitch, I was not
expecting any of this.
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1007. I am excited to watch
this smackdown.
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1008. What about my wings?
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1009. Coming up, one lucky
queen will walk away with
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1010. a cash prize of $50,000,
presented by the Starbucks
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1011. Coffee Company.
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1012. Welcome back, queens.
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1013. Give it up for this
week's top two queens.
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1014. Kori and Suzie being in
the final Lalaparuza lip sync
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1015. was not on my season
17 bingo card.
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1016. But, girl, give us a good show.
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1017. Prior to tonight,
you were asked to prepare
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1018. a lip-sync performance
of "APT."
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1019. Yo, officer.
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1020. Baby, I know Suzie
wants to win this
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1021. motherfucking Lalaparuza.
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1022. But at the same time,
Kori is a fantastic performer.
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1023. So we don't know how
this one is going to end.
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1024. I want to see firecrackers.
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1025. I want to see splits
from the ceiling.
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1026. I'll tell you what
I don't want to see.
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1027. I don't want to see
tap dancing, bitch.
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1028. I don't know who to root for.
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1029. Except, I'm rooting for Kori.
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1030. Two queens stand before me.
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1031. Ladies, this is your last
chance to impress me,
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1032. win the title of Queen of She
Done Already Done Had Herses,
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1033. plus a cash prize of $50,000.
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1034. Don't hurt them, girls.
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1035. I would get bragging
rights over Kori King
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1036. if I win this lip sync.
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1037. That's worth its
weight in gold.
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1038. The time has come
for you to lip-sync
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1039. for your life!
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1040. Listen.
The adrenaline is pumping.
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1041. The ferocity index is high.
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1042. Suzie Toot and the number one
Suzie Toot impersonator,
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1043. and I am ready to give Suzie
a run for her money.
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1044. Good luck,
and don't fuck it up.
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1045. Game start.
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1046. Come on, girls!
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1047. Yeah!
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1048. I don't know who's
going to take this one.
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1049. You better shake that walk.
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1050. Werk, divas!
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1051. Queens, I've
made my decision.
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1052. Suzie Toot, condragulations.
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1053. You're a winner, baby.
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1054. Nana nana boo boo!
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1055. Fuck you, Kori King.
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1056. Ugh!
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1057. I'm so fucking proud.
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1058. You've won a cash
tip of $50,000,
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1059. presented by the
Starbucks Coffee Company.
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1060. Ooh.
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1061. Is there anything
you'd like to say?
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1062. Oh, my God, this
goes out to everybody
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1063. who thinks that I am cocky, and
delusional, and overconfident.
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1064. This is proof that
I'm better than you.
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1065. Mwah!
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1066. Next week, it's the moment
you've all been waiting for.
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1067. Which queen do you
want to be crowned
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1068. America's next drag superstar?
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1069. Are you Team Jewel Sparkle,
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1070. Team Lexi Love,
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1071. Team Onya Nerve,
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1072. or are you Team Sam Star?
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1073. Let your voice be heard,
using the #DragRace.
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1074. And remember, if you can't
love yourself, how the hell
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1075. are you going to
love somebody else?
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1076. Can I get an amen up in here?
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1077. Amen!
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1078. All right,
now let the music play.
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