RuPaul's Drag Race 16x8

1. - Previously on "RuPaul's Drag Race"...

2. You'll be acting up a storm

3. in "The Sound of Rusic."

4. - Yay. - Whoo!

5. Mhi'ya.

6. - I'm not sure you knew where to be looking.

7. At one point, your veil was over your head.

8. - Megami.

9. - When it was time for Megami to be funny, she was funny.

10. And then she'd step back, and suddenly,

11. then she was just Megami.

12. - Plasma. - It was do-re-major.

13. - Condragulations.

14. You're the winner of this week's challenge.

15. Mhi'ya, shantay, you stay.

16. Megami, sashay away.

17. - Ooh.

18. Ooh, girl.

19. It's been a day.

20. Megami just went home.

21. And all I can think is how in "Untucked,"

22. Megami was saying, like, "New York, top five,

23. New York, top five," and now I'm like,

24. "Well, girl, New York, four."

25. - "Choose chaos, be badass bitches.

26. NYC girls take it home"...

27. - Period. - "Megami."

28. - How are you feeling, Mhi'ya?

29. - I mean, it sucks to be in the bottom again.

30. And then lip-syncing, I had to go a extra little step

31. because she ended up running her mouth,

32. saying, "Oh, this is a song that I know.

33. It's no flipping and this and that."

34. She kept saying... Ooh.

35. - "It's no flipping," so I had to show her,

36. bitch, I can still beat you without flipping.

37. - Oh, damn.

38. - Talk yo shit, Mhi'ya.

39. Talk yo shit, Mhi'ya.

40. - And you ate that.

41. - Megami, her message was beautiful and amazing

42. and inspiring, though, for sure.

43. - Morphine, you didn't even like her.

44. - Oh. - What are you talking about?

45. - Yes, I did.

46. Don't start this narrative, bitch.

47. She's rotted. - This is the Mhi'ya.

48. This is the Mhi'ya that the judges wanna see, bitch.

49. - Put it away. - We preferred it

50. when you were quiet, you know?

51. - I didn't come here to lip-sync every week.

52. With the girls we have now, it's a strong cast,

53. and I need to show more of my personality

54. and show the judges that I'm not timid

55. or in this little shell.

56. So moving forward, the queen is here.

57. - Congratulations, Plasma. - Thank you.

58. - And, baby, you fought for that role.

59. And guess what. It paid off.

60. - Yeah, I'm kind of sitting here,

61. like, "Why did we give her that?"

62. - I'm upset that you got the role

63. because I could have done that shit too.

64. - Raise your hand if you think

65. Morphine would have done as good as Plasma.

66. - Aah! - I would like to see her try.

67. - I think Morphine would have done

68. an unbelievable job as well.

69. - Me?

70. - What, bitch? - "Stop lyin'."

71. Is that what you just said?

72. - Mhi'ya, what are you saying, girl?

73. - I didn't say nothing.

74. - Mhi'ya, you—you— - Oh, my God.

75. No. What happened?

76. - You know what? Fuck her.

77. She's been in the bottom every single week.

78. And if she doesn't think I would have done great

79. in the lead, then, bitch, she has another thing coming.

80. Fuck that bitch.

81. - At the end of the day,

82. all we can do is be our best selves.

83. - Girl. - Isn't that right, sisters?

84. - Where is this going? - Amen. All right.

85. - Oh, here goes the leaf. Here goes the leaf.

86. - Let's get the fuck out of drag.

87. - I've had enough. Let's go.

88. - The competitive aspect gets a lot more real

89. every time someone goes home...

90. Plane, look, it's yo leaf. - Oh!

91. - Turn and turn. - Ooh, ooh.

92. - Oh! - Ooh.

93. - Ew!

94. - And there are the people who see the crown

95. inching closer and closer.

96. They are so hungry for the carcasses of the dead.

97. - Ow!

98. - And they're not leaving

99. until we're all bodies on the floor.

100. It's like, if the tension wasn't already high, mama,

101. it's sky-high.

102. - Aah! - Aah.

103. The winner of "RuPaul's Drag Race"

104. receives a one-year supply

105. of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics

106. and a gag-worthy grand prize of $200,000,

107. served by Cash App,

108. with extra special guest judge,

109. Kyra Sedgwick.

110. - The Werk Room.

111. - Girl.

112. - Yes. - Go, go, go, go, go.

113. - We are down from 14 to 9, which is wild,

114. and I can't wait to get down to me.

115. - How is everybody feeling?

116. - You know, I have a bone to pick with Xunami.

117. - Uh-oh. - A bone?

118. - Oh! - Yeah.

119. Something that, you know,

120. actually happened before the race.

121. Oh!

122. - Yeah. - Spicy.

123. - We were at this club in New Yor-k...

124. - And we were both in geish.

125. - I already know where she's going with this.

126. - And I look at this man across the bar and—with a suit.

127. He's hot, delicious, gorgeous.

128. And I'm looking stunning, right?

129. So Xunami is, like, in the corner there.

130. And then I asked one of the girls,

131. "Is he into the girls?" And she's like, "Yes."

132. And as I'm talking, I turn around,

133. and Xunami's making out with the man...

134. - After I just had shown interest in the man.

135. - I don't know what you're talking about.

136. - Yeah, uh-huh.

137. First of all,

138. I didn't take anything from Morphine.

139. I don't take things from anyone.

140. They come to me.

141. - But the gag is, after that man,

142. she was making out with another guy.

143. - Not you spilling my tea on TV.

144. - You know what's funny? That around Xunami,

145. no man is safe, but Xunami always is.

146. - Oh. - Ooh!

147. - That was good. That was good.

148. - Hello, hello, hello.

149. Hi. - Hello, flower power.

150. - My beautiful queens, for today's Mini Challenge,

151. in the grand tradition of the legendary documentary,

152. "Paris Is Burning,"

153. the library is about to be opened.

154. Because reading is what?

155. Fundamental!

156. - That's right.

157. First up, Q.

158. - Ooh. - Step right up.

159. - Shady bitch.

160. - All right, the library is open.

161. - Dawn, your name should be Dusk

162. because you look better in the dark.

163. - Ooh! - Ooh.

164. - Mhi'ya, if Danny DeVito could do flips,

165. there pretty much wouldn't be a difference.

166. - Sapphira, you are a wise, sagacious mother.

167. I have really nothing negative to say about you,

168. not unlike your STD tests.

169. You know, Q and her husband are in an open relationship,

170. which is ironic because when couples see Q

171. from across the bar,

172. they decide to become monogamous.

173. - Plane Jane, I could call you a fucking whore,

174. a ugly cunt, a dumb bitch,

175. but I'm not because I wanna fuck you.

176. - Oh.

177. You know we are on TV, right?

178. - Sapphira Cristál, my sister,

179. my brother, and my uncle.

180. She's like the Morgan Freeman of drag.

181. Wait, no, no, no. That's actually RuPaul.

182. Plasma, my girl,

183. where were you on January 6th?

184. - Wait, I don't get it.

185. Wait. I don't get it.

186. - It's the day of the insurrection.

187. - Plasma, when I see you dance, I think

188. of the old ladies that was on TV exercising.

189. - What?

190. - No— - Abort, abort.

191. - Xunami, honestly, really bold name

192. for someone who hasn't made waves in this competition.

193. Oh!

194. - Nymphia, knock, knock.

195. - Who's there? - Banana.

196. - Banana who? - Knock, knock!

197. - Who's there?

198. - Banana. - Banana who?

199. - That's what it feels like to talk to you.

200. - Xunami Muse, many people don't know

201. that Xunami is actually really into astrology.

202. I'm a Libra, and Xunami is a cancer...

203. to the drag community.

204. - Airplane Jane,

205. are you comfortable sitting in the exit row?

206. Because, baby, we are all clear for your departure.

207. Ooh!

208. - Mother Sapphira, when I heard that you were the first queen

209. from Philadelphia, I thought,

210. "Finally, the Liberty Bell of the ball has arrived."

211. But girl, it looks like you're just a Philly cheese-mistake.

212. - Plane Jane is so dumb, she studied for her COVID test

213. and got excited when she passed.

214. Mhi'ya Iman Le'Paige, you are known as the queen of flips,

215. but you should change your name to queen of flops.

216. - Aah!

217. - Morphine, the face, the woman,

218. the BBL of the season, and the body.

219. Plane Jane, the thing more nastier than your personality

220. is that dandruff off your shoulders...

221. - Oh! - And that beard

222. growing out of your face.

223. - That's too much, sister.

224. - Are you sure?

225. Okay, the library is closed.

226. You are all shady,

227. but the winner of today's Mini Challenge is...

228. Xunami Muse.

229. - Bitch, not me winning the Reading Challenge, ha!

230. - You've won a cash prize of $2,500.

231. - Ooh!

232. Can I put two Mini Challenges together

233. so it could be a Maxi Challenge?

234. - Okay, ladykins, for this week's Maxi Challenge,

235. we are playing the Snatch Game.

236. - It is the Snatch Game, baby, and I am excited.

237. This challenge separates the wheat from the chaff.

238. It is where you find out who's really gonna make it.

239. - You impersonate a celebrity and make me laugh,

240. simple as that.

241. What could go wrong?

242. Ugh.

243. Racers, start your engines.

244. And may the best drag queen win.

245. - Come on, Snatch Game.

246. - Girl, let's get into it.

247. - The challenge for this week is the legendary Snatch Game.

248. - I look so hideous.

249. - I've never done something like this before,

250. but I'm excited to continue acting a fool.

251. - Who are y'all gonna be?

252. Dr. Jane Goodall.

253. - Who's that?

254. - She was, like, the first woman to find out

255. that chimpanzees were basically the same as humans.

256. - Is she funny?

257. - No.

258. Jane Goodall is definitely a risky choice

259. 'cause she is on the more quiet side,

260. but I feel like she has perks and quirks here and there

261. to, like, really make her funny.

262. - I'm doing Meghan McCain of the iconic McCain dynasty.

263. - Hateful.

264. - I wanted to make sure

265. that I picked someone that I was absolutely fine

266. reading the dog shit out of.

267. Meghan is a conservative.

268. She's an idiot who just, like, has a platform

269. for being John McCain's daughter.

270. And I think that she's a trash goblin,

271. so I'm gonna have fun.

272. - Plasma, who are you doing?

273. - I'm doing treasure

274. of the American musical theater, Patti LuPone.

275. Y'all don't know who that is, do you?

276. - No. - No? Okay. Well, um,

277. she is a three-time Tony Award-winning actress.

278. I love her, and she, like, stops the show.

279. It is a musical, and then it is Patti LuPone's musical.

280. - Is today gonna be "The Plasma Show"?

281. - Well, darling, I don't know

282. if you've been watching from last week, but—

283. - Plasma came in here, and she had her shtick.

284. And then she won doing her shtick.

285. And I feel like now, she's just like,

286. shtick, shtick, shtick, shtick, shtick.

287. But I would like

288. to see something different from Plasma.

289. - I'll let you guess.

290. - Something Earhart.

291. - Wait, Amelia Earhart? - Yeah, yeah.

292. - Get out. - Oh, my—

293. - I'm serving very adventurous Amelia Earhart.

294. It's a character that people know,

295. but they don't know who she is.

296. So I can have some freedom with it.

297. - That's my approach. Yeah.

298. I'm the pilot on this plane,

299. and hopefully I'm gonna have you ready for liftoff.

300. - And who are you doing?

301. - I'm doing the Gold Tooth Fairy,

302. a made-up character.

303. - Okay, that's always gone over well, sister.

304. Good for you.

305. I mean, Trinity won with her devil, so.

306. - She did. That's true.

307. - Ooh, okay, she's feeling a little spicy

308. after winning that Reading Challenge.

309. - I'm going with that character because it gives me agency

310. to sort of just make it my own and stand out.

311. So bring it on.

312. - Hey, ladykins.

313. We've got company.

314. Here, all the way from her penthouse suite

315. in the Drag Race Hall of Fame, it's Chad Michaels.

316. - Hey, babes.

317. - Aah! - Oh, my God.

318. - Traffic from Malibu was a real bitch.

319. - Aww. - Aah!

320. - Chad Michaels is the world's

321. most well-renowned Cher impersonator.

322. - Chad is a Snatch Game grand champion.

323. - I don't know why they book me on these chicken-shit gigs.

324. And she's here to answer your questions.

325. Shall we? - Let's do it.

326. - Wow.

327. - Gorgeous.

328. - Dawn, Morphine, Plane Jane, and Mhi'ya,

329. please come on over.

330. - Hi. - Hello, ladies.

331. It's so nice to meet you all.

332. - Let's start with Morphine. Chad, any guesses?

333. That's sort of an auburn wig with a part down the middle.

334. Oh, there's a pearl necklace.

335. - Are you doing Anna Delvey? - Yeah, Anna Delvey.

336. - Anna Delvey. - Anna Delvey.

337. - That's so current. - It's so current.

338. - For those who don't know who Anna Delvey is,

339. she is an iconic con artist.

340. She swindled and fooled all the important people in New York.

341. They made a show about that bitch called "Inventing Anna,"

342. and, bitch, she's fierce.

343. - Give us a little Anna Delvey right now.

344. - Mhi'ya, what are you wearing?

345. You look poor.

346. Oh, baby, I have this in the bag, honey.

347. I mean I don't know what accent I just did,

348. but it was— that's how she talks.

349. - You're going with that.

350. - I'm excited to just let loose.

351. - So Plane Jane, I'm getting Kim Petras.

352. - Oh, I mean, the blonde could be Gaga,

353. but we've got cock rings in that wig, so I—

354. So it could be Gaga.

355. - It could be Gaga.

356. - So this is actually a celebrity

357. who Gaga has taken inspiration from many times,

358. Serbian superstar Jelena Karleusa.

359. - Have you ever heard of this person, Chad?

360. - I have not.

361. - Okay.

362. - Period.

363. Jelena is a Serbian pop superstar.

364. She's sort of the equivalent of Madonna here in the U.S.

365. So it's Slavic clownery shenanigans MILF town realness.

366. - That's up to you to come out and show us who she is.

367. - Right. - And make RuPaul laugh.

368. - Helen Karla some shit.

369. I definitely don't know who that is.

370. so, sis, I hope you can bring out some character in them.

371. - Now Mhi'ya here has a long wig

372. that looks a lot like Cher.

373. - It does. I'm nervous.

374. Are you coming for me right now?

375. - No.

376. Actually, I'm going Tiffany Pollard, New York.

377. - Oh, okay. - Okay. Okay.

378. - That's an interesting choice.

379. - Mhi'ya says that she's gonna do Tiffany Pollard.

380. I'm like, "What? With a megaphone?"

381. - How are you gonna make her funny?

382. - I'ma just basically pretend

383. like I'm home, being around my friends.

384. That's mostly when I'm myself

385. and joking and laughing and having fun.

386. - Maybe even be one of your friends, one

387. of your loud friends because you can take on their energy.

388. Now, Chad, the critique for Miss Mhi'ya has been

389. she's a little timid.

390. - I sense that in you.

391. Feel free to be funny on your own.

392. Remember, you need to make Mother Ru laugh.

393. That is the whole point of this challenge.

394. It's not to deliver this stunning, like, look-alike.

395. Gotta make Mama laugh.

396. - Fingers crossed you can make this happen.

397. - I don't think Mhi'ya knows what the hell she's doing.

398. - Well, thank you, ladies. Thank you.

399. - Have fun out there. - Thanks so much.

400. - Yep, that's my cue, change my character.

401. - Oh, Lord.

402. - After the walkthrough, I'm having doubts

403. on the characters that I chose to impersonate.

404. And I want to be able to do someone I'm comfortable with.

405. - She kind of did say be one of your friends, channel that.

406. Miss Mama is stressing out right now.

407. - This will be my time to show them I can be funny.

408. - I don't know how she's gonna pull that off.

409. My queens, say hello to Chad Michaels.

410. - Hello. - Hello, everyone.

411. - Now, I think, Chad, you can pretty much imagine

412. whose hair that is.

413. - She's serving me "B.A.P.S," girl.

414. - Well, I'm gonna go with a mythical character,

415. the Gold Tooth Fairy.

416. I wanna, like, create a character

417. and really flesh her out.

418. - Does the Gold Tooth Fairy actually exist in reality?

419. - No. - Just in your mind?

420. - Yes. - That's fabulous.

421. - She's writing a blank check. - She's writing a blank check.

422. Bitch, you better cash that check.

423. - And it's gonna be a big one. - Okay.

424. - Trust yourself because I'm hopeful for you.

425. This is great.

426. - I'm hopeful for me too. - Good.

427. - All right, so Sapphira, I see a red sequin dress.

428. Are you Dorothy Dandridge?

429. - No. It's not a dress.

430. - Is it a cape?

431. - It's a cape. - Are you James Brown?

432. - I'm James Brown, baby. - Oh, my goodness!

433. Godfather of soul.

434. The first concert I ever saw, it was December 28, 1969,

435. James Brown and the Famous Flames.

436. And we were in, literally, the last row.

437. - Yeah.

438. - So why'd you choose James Brown?

439. - Because I know all of that information.

440. - Oh, you know.

441. - You know what you're doing.

442. - Sapphira's playing the kiss-ass game today.

443. Oop.

444. Oop, is Luxx Noir London in the house?

445. Just kidding. Do not air that.

446. She's gonna come for me. No, don't air it.

447. - I love James Brown. James Brown is, like,

448. one of my favorite stars in the world...

449. - Yeah. - Just like no other.

450. - Yes. - You can amplify that

451. with, "Ow," and all that.

452. Just, like, go crazy with it. - Yeah.

453. - All right, so Nymphia, you've got some binoculars.

454. You've got—oh, are you Jane Goodall?

455. My goodness, that's an interesting choice.

456. - Yes. - What made you choose her?

457. - The fact that she likes chimpanzees that likes bananas.

458. - Oh, okay.

459. What do you like about her?

460. - Her confidence, confer—

461. conservation stuff... - Uh-uh.

462. - And her love for the animal world.

463. - How's it gonna be funny? - She does pant hooting.

464. Like, she speaks the language of chimpanzees.

465. - Oh, did you just do it?

466. - Yeah.

467. - I'm scared for her.

468. I wouldn't say I'm a comedy queen,

469. so talking to Ru and Chad is scary.

470. Just, like, there's so much expectation,

471. like, "Ooh, how do I make Ru laugh?"

472. And then, like, this and that and that, I'm like...

473. And I'm just tongue-tied at the end.

474. - Like, you've already kind of said Jane Goodall.

475. She was a quiet woman.

476. She sat in the jungle

477. and just loved these apes.

478. I fear for you how you're going to make that funny,

479. but you are in charge of your own destiny right now.

480. - So I think Chad has given you some things to think about.

481. - I know I didn't sell her well,

482. but in my mind, it works.

483. - Well, let's hope in the room it works.

484. - Yeah, let's hope.

485. - Nymphia always pretends

486. that she's, like, nervous or scared,

487. but then she ends up killing it.

488. - Have fun out there.

489. - Thanks so much. - Thank you.

490. - But I don't know if it's a joke this time.

491. I think she's actually really nervous.

492. - All right, ladies, gather round.

493. Now later today, you'll head to the Snatch Game set.

494. And one more thing.

495. Plane Jane, I warned you that

496. that immunity potion came with an expiration date.

497. Unlike me, bitches.

498. - Starting this week,

499. you only have three more chances

500. to use your immunity potion,

501. either for yourself or to give to another queen.

502. - Ooh, I think this is gonna be the week

503. of the immunity potion taking center stage

504. because the weight of this challenge is looming on us.

505. And, like, a lot of girls are shaking in their boots.

506. - Brought to you by

507. delicious House of Love cocktails and mocktails,

508. it's the Snatch Game.

509. And here's your host, RuPaul!

510. - Welcome, everybody, to the Snatch Game.

511. Let's meet our contestants.

512. From the Pit Crew, he's a stuntman

513. whose special skills include sword fighting.

514. Say hello to JP.

515. Are you excited to be here?

516. - I don't see how that's any of your business.

517. - That's a great answer.

518. Up next, he's a model

519. whose name means "lion" in Arabic.

520. Say hello to Laith.

521. - Hello. - Why a lion?

522. - I'm a lion at heart, so that's what it is.

523. All right.

524. Well, let's meet our celebrities.

525. First up, she's the original fly girl.

526. Legendary pilot, Amelia Earhart is here.

527. Hello.

528. - Hey, RuPaul.

529. You look so small from up here.

530. Now, listen, what in your aviation career

531. has prepared you to play the Snatch Game?

532. - Oh, the in-flight snacks.

533. I was the first girl to eat peanuts on a plane.

534. Can you believe that?

535. All right, up next,

536. she puts her money where your mouth is.

537. It's the Gold Tooth Fairy.

538. - Hey, RuPaul.

539. It is a pleasure coming here from the fairy world.

540. - Gold Tooth Fairy,

541. how different are you from just the regular tooth fairy?

542. - Well, they're a little cheap. You know, I'm a hustler.

543. I'm a gold digger. - Oh.

544. - Yes.

545. - Are you digging for teeth? - Well, more than that.

546. What's more than the teeth?

547. What else are you digging for?

548. - Bones and, you know, whatever you got.

549. You know, I can resell it.

550. That's how I made my money, you know?

551. - Okay. All right.

552. Up next, it's primatologist Jane Goodall

553. is up in here.

554. What's up, Jane?

555. - Hello, Ru.

556. Can I start with a greeting

557. from the National Park of Gombe?

558. - Sure, why not?

559. Hoo! Hoo!

560. - Okay.

561. Up next, she's her father's favorite daughter.

562. Conservative sweetheart Meghan McCain is here.

563. - Hey, bitch.

564. - Meghan, how's the view from here?

565. - "The View"?

566. That is trauma, baby.

567. - Whew.

568. - Up next, the godfather of soul,

569. James Brown, is here.

570. - How you doing, Ru?

571. - Hey!

572. - Do you remember the first song you wrote?

573. - The first song I wrote was a little ditty

574. that I did when I was in prison.

575. And it was called, "Let Me the fuck Outta Here."

576. - From Broadway to Hollywood, it's Patti LuPone.

577. - Hi, Ru, it's so good to be here, finally.

578. - Listen, Patti, you have starred

579. in so many iconic shows. - Mm.

580. - Is there a part that you'd love to sink your teeth into?

581. - Well, you know, Ru, I auditioned

582. for the original company of "Into the Woods"

583. back in the 1980s,

584. and I really wanted to play Cinderella.

585. But can you believe that Stephen Sondheim told me

586. I was too old?

587. - That is ridiculous.

588. You could play any role.

589. - Don't I know it? A-ha.

590. - Up next, world-famous fraudster Anna Delvey is here.

591. - It is such a dishonor to be here at the Snatch Game

592. with all these broke-ass people.

593. - Oh.

594. - Can I ask you a question?

595. - Uh, okay.

596. - What are you wearing?

597. You look poor.

598. MIA in this bitch.

599. It's Trina's cousin, Shaquita.

600. What's up, girl? - Ow!

601. Shaquita in the house, Shaquita in the house.

602. - It looks like Mhi'ya decided

603. to make up a character that is at least somewhat relatable.

604. We know who Trina is,

605. so we know who Shaquita must be.

606. - Now, Shaquita, do you also rap?

607. - No, I don't rap.

608. I do nails. I do hair.

609. I live in Miami, and I stay in the Pork and Beans Projects.

610. - Wait, did you say "Pork and Beans"?

611. - Yeah, the Pork and Beans Projects.

612. Up next, she is Serbia's biggest pop superstar.

613. Welcome, Jelena Karleusa.

614. - Hi, RuPaul.

615. You make me wait so long, I almost fall asleep.

616. - It's jet lag.

617. - Yes, of course. Now, aside from you,

618. what is Serbia famous for?

619. - It is famous for, uh, war.

620. - War, yes. - Big, big Balkan War.

621. - Yes. - They calls Jelena

622. number one BBW in all of Serbia.

623. - What is BBW?

624. - It's Beautiful Balkan War survivor.

625. - Yes.

626. Aye.

627. - Well, we're not gonna have a war here at the Snatch Game.

628. Are you ready to play, everybody?

629. - Yeah. - Let's play.

630. - All right. - Hit it!

631. - Here we go.

632. Laith, here is your question.

633. "Lady Bunny was the first drag queen to go green.

634. She's been recycling her blank for years."

635. Celebrities, go ahead and write your answer down.

636. All right, so Laith, what say you?

637. - Well, she's a comedy queen, so recycling her jokes.

638. - That's a great answer!

639. And you know what?

640. It's true.

641. Let's go to our celebrities and find out

642. if you got a match, okay?

643. Patti LuPone, now, have you met Lady Bunny, Patti LuPone?

644. - You know, Ru, I've met Lady Bunny so many times

645. since the '80s I wrote that Lady Bunny's

646. been recycling her diseases for years!

647. - Oh.

648. But it's not diseases.

649. We're looking for "jokes," Patti LuPone.

650. Let's move on down to Amelia Earhart.

651. What say you? - Before I started my flight

652. across the Atlantic,

653. I went green myself. - Really?

654. - Yes, and I recycled my own gas.

655. - You recycled your own gas?

656. Are you talking about fuel?

657. - Fuel, of course.

658. Maybe that's why, you know,

659. I've had some flight difficulties.

660. Oh, haven't we all?

661. Let's move on down.

662. We're looking for "jokes."

663. Dr. Jane Goodall, what say you?

664. - Well, we must protect our future generation.

665. We must protect the planet.

666. So I wrote "silicone" 'cause, just like plastic and paper,

667. silicone is also recyclable.

668. We must all do our recycling.

669. - I think Dr. Jane Goodall is on a different program.

670. Let's move on down to Serbian superstar Jelena.

671. - Excuse me. I'm a little distracted

672. by beautiful shiny breasts over there.

673. Oi, Jelena's tuck is popping. Excuse me.

674. I say injectable Z-grade silicone

675. that is in Jelena body.

676. And I think I say same answer as—

677. she reminds me of my deceased babushka.

678. - Oh.

679. Your—did you say "deceased" or "diseased"?

680. - Both.

681. - Plane is hilarious.

682. She is really weaponizing her Slavic upbringing.

683. - Jelena and I used to date back in the day.

684. - No, it's not true. You are a very...

685. ugly man.

686. I would never touch you.

687. Aye.

688. - Let's move on to the Gold Tooth Fairy.

689. Lady Bunny, she's been recycling her jokes for years.

690. What say you, Gold Tooth Fairy?

691. - You know, I've heard of her.

692. She's a great businesswoman, but she's still poor.

693. However, I've heard she's recycling her dollar bills.

694. - Okay, yeah.

695. What do you do with your dollar bills?

696. - You know, I put them in a piggy bank.

697. - Uh-huh. - Yes.

698. And then when I need another tooth, I break it.

699. - You keep your dollar bills mixed with your teeth?

700. - Uh... no.

701. - And I said I didn't know what direction I was going.

702. - Xunami, mm,

703. I don't understand this character. I'm sorry.

704. - Are you ready to play, JP?

705. - I'm so ready.

706. - Okay, "Carson Kressley moonlights as a magician,

707. "but instead of pulling a rabbit out of his hat,

708. he pulls a rabbit out of his blank."

709. Celebrities, you go ahead and write your answers.

710. So JP, Carson Kressley pulls a rabbit out of his?

711. - Birkin bag.

712. - Birkin bag!

713. Let's go to our celebrities.

714. Let's start with James Brown, the godfather of soul.

715. What say you?

716. - Every time I see Carson Kressley,

717. he's wearing some fancy shoes.

718. So I would say he was wearing his dancing shoes.

719. - He pulled a rabbit out of his dancing shoes.

720. Do you have your dancing shoes on?

721. - Those dancing shoes look a lot like

722. your character shoes that you wore last week.

723. - My character shoes? - Yeah, the character shoes—

724. - I ain't got no character shoes.

725. My name is James Brown.

726. - Last time I met you was 1969.

727. - You telling me you've seen me in character shoes?

728. - You're wearing character shoes.

729. - Uh-uh. It wasn't me.

730. - Grandpa is killing it over there.

731. - Let's move on down to Anna Delvey.

732. - I wrote down "Birkin bag" as well.

733. - Oh. Oh, wait a minute.

734. Oh, you crossed out the top there.

735. - No, you can't see nothing there.

736. - Let's check with the judges.

737. - Do you need more money?

738. - No.

739. Unfortunately, the judges have deemed that answer fraudulent.

740. All right, Shaquita,

741. "Carson Kressley moonlights as a magician.

742. He pulls a rabbit out of his blank."

743. What do you say? - His azzz.

744. - Oh, Shaquita, it had to be said.

745. - Ah!

746. - Miss Mhi'ya is pulling it off.

747. On Snatch Game, out of all challengers,

748. this is when you turn it on?

749. - Dr. Jane Goodall, we are looking for "Birkin bag."

750. What do you say? - Well, I would like

751. to introduce Mariah Greybeard.

752. I think she would like to answer for me,

753. would you not?

754. - The banana's rotting.

755. - I think we wrote "banana bag."

756. - Did you write that, really? - Yes.

757. - Bitch...

758. That's a match.

759. - I have to be honest,

760. I thought I was here to give a talk.

761. - Oh, no. You're not.

762. Okay, well, now this one's for Laith.

763. "Michelle Visage is rebooting "The Golden Girls."

764. The theme song is 'Thank You for Being a Blank.'"

765. Celebrities, go ahead and write your answers.

766. All right, Laith, "Thank You for Being a"...

767. - "Beard." - A beard.

768. Let's go to our celebrities and see if we have a match.

769. Let's go to Meghan McCain.

770. - Well, did you know I can do a 360 handstand on a keg?

771. We used to do them on the National Mall,

772. but we started having to pay people off

773. so they wouldn't tell.

774. - Oh, okay. - Yeah.

775. - And you bring that up why?

776. - Well, because I think we should all be

777. God-honoring members of society.

778. If you pay people not to tell others your secrets,

779. then you can always live by the golden rule.

780. James Brown, what's your answer?

781. Oh, where—oh, is gone?

782. The show is over? Is he finished?

783. - Oh!

784. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, okay. - Hey!

785. - James Brown. - I'm here.

786. Y'all ready? - Yes.

787. We're looking for a "beard." - Now lemme tell you something.

788. Michelle Visage is one hot, sexy thang, so I said...

789. - Let's move on down to Anna Delvey.

790. - Just so you know, sitting next to this, um, person,

791. she inspired this answer.

792. I wrote a broke, stupid, ugly, fake whore

793. who's dumb and poor-looking.

794. - I'll drink to that.

795. - My girl Anna Delvey is kind of cringey.

796. - Cousin Shaquita, what did you write down?

797. We're looking for "beard."

798. - The baddest bitch, ow.

799. - Thank you for being the baddest bitch.

800. - Yes, like my cousin Trina said.

801. Okay.

802. Jelena, are you familiar with Michelle Visage?

803. - Yes.

804. Michelle Visage is beautiful, dignified American woman

805. who donate me her removed breast implants.

806. - Oh, they found a lovely home.

807. Now we are looking for "beard."

808. - "Golden Girls" is brand-new in Serbia.

809. - Okay.

810. - And I don't know direct translation.

811. I think it translates to "Thank You for Being Comrade."

812. - Yes.

813. Thank you.

814. - Uh-oh.

815. That buzzer means we are out of time.

816. And the winner is...

817. nondairy ice cream

818. 'cause ain't nobody got time for lactose.

819. Until next time, keep snatching with the stars.

820. Good night, everybody.

821. - Banana, banana. - Oh, shit.

822. - That's some— - I not good today, not good.

823. - Today is annihilation day.

824. I think some girls are pressed about how Snatch Game went,

825. and it could go any fucking way.

826. But another bitch gone, let's go, let's go.

827. Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo. Knock 'em down.

828. - So how you feeling about the Snatch Game?

829. - I feel like I did good.

830. I don't feel like I flopped or sunk, you know, so.

831. What? You think otherwise?

832. - I just—I think that you're very optimistic,

833. and I love that about you.

834. - You weren't in the top for me.

835. - Yeah, for sure. Yeah, I know. - And I'm not even sure

836. if you're in the middle for me either.

837. - Ooh.

838. No, don't put that energy out there.

839. What are you doing?

840. I hope I didn't bomb, like, that bad.

841. - Okay.

842. - I'm gonna keep telling myself that I didn't.

843. - That's right, girl. - Yeah.

844. I am aggressively optimistic.

845. - I love aggressive optimism.

846. - I'ma be on the van, leaving, talking about,

847. "I don't know what y'all saw."

848. - "The tooth fairy was everything."

849. I think there's a tsunami coming for Xunami.

850. And I hope and pray that FEMA comes and rescues her.

851. And that FEMA's name is Plane Jane.

852. - I feel like it's really a toss-up as to who is gonna

853. be in the bottom this week.

854. - If you wanted to ever give your potion to someone, I—

855. you know, if you could have just a thought about it.

856. The fact that I'm pleading to her, oh, my God.

857. As much as I hate doing it,

858. I am gonna massage her feet, shave her back.

859. - I have been thinking about it,

860. and you are my sister, and I do want you to stay.

861. But I don't think you're gonna need it this week, no.

862. - I'm really only saying that Morphine has nothing

863. to worry about to kind of get her off my back.

864. - If there's anybody that should be sucking up to you,

865. it should be Nymphia.

866. - Do you guys really feel like that?

867. - I will— - Y'all can speak louder.

868. I already know.

869. - It's gonna come down to the runways, y'all.

870. - So you're saying we can all look like shit today?

871. - Yay.

872. - Today. - Oh, thank you.

873. - What a way to campaign for your immunity, bitch.

874. - Plane, I just really think as a week-two sister...

875. - Right.

876. - I know you don't wanna see me go.

877. - Come on. Please, Jane.

878. - I don't—I—sister, I think you'll be okay

879. without the immunity this week, I really do.

880. I trust you. - What if I go?

881. - Then you go. - You won't—

882. - No, sister. - You will live in regret.

883. - I'm putting my faith in your charisma,

884. uniqueness, your nerve, and your talent, sister.

885. Ooh, damn, I felt like I was getting suffocated there.

886. - Ooh!

887. - Oh.

888. - Nymphia? - Yes?

889. - What's the queer culture like in Taiwan?

890. - Taiwan was the first country in Asia

891. to approve gay marriage.

892. - Okay. - So, like,

893. it's very gay rights, yay.

894. So it's great.

895. - I know that there's a queer scene and a drag scene

896. in Russia too, but it definitely has to be—

897. - It's very secluded, no? - It is, yeah. It's—

898. - 'Cause yeah, there, it's, like, illegal.

899. - It's not necessarily illegal to be gay there,

900. but there are no laws to protect against violence.

901. Even though Russia is where the entirety

902. of my family comes from, my parents, my grandparents,

903. et cetera, I can't go back there,

904. and I probably won't be able to go back to Russia

905. for a very, very long time.

906. I would really like to be able to go to Russia.

907. I would love to see where it is that I'm from.

908. In Russian culture, generally, the grandma is like—

909. - The pillar. Yup. - The pillar, right.

910. My babushka was like a second mother to me.

911. I was always an insecure kid,

912. and she was always my biggest cheerleader.

913. My relationship with my grandma was very special.

914. I feel like she was the shadiest bitch of them all.

915. - Is that where were you get it from?

916. - Absolutely, honey.

917. That's why I will read a bitch

918. 'cause my grandma was, you know—

919. - Ruthless. - She was ruthless,

920. but she was funny.

921. She did pass before I started drag.

922. I just wish that she could have been here to see me.

923. The love that I felt from my grandma,

924. I'm never gonna experience that kind of love again.

925. She would be reading these other bitches

926. and telling me that I'm number one.

927. - I come from a different background.

928. My dad was a trainer for the UFC.

929. - Oh, shit.

930. - My dad is Saul Soliz.

931. He is known as the godfather of Texas MMA.

932. When he found out I was gay, he was very not happy.

933. - Wow. - We didn't talk for a while

934. because he had, like, so many things to say,

935. and they weren't "I support you."

936. He did not like that I did drag and told my mom

937. that the worst thing that a father could hear

938. about their child is that their son is gay.

939. And my mom said, Well, you need to get your priorities straight

940. "because the worst thing I could hear about my son

941. is that he's dead."

942. I was like, "If you have a problem with me,

943. "I will give you the opportunity to see

944. how it is to not be around me."

945. I won't talk to you. I won't call you.

946. I won't come around for a good long time.

947. He came and saw me in May at a show for the first time,

948. and you couldn't take the smile off his face.

949. - Oh, wow. - And it was just

950. so frickin' amazing

951. to see him so excited about what I was doing.

952. And he even asked, he said,

953. "Why aren't you on that 'Drag Race' show?"

954. I am not my dad's biological son,

955. but he chose to raise me that way.

956. He never said, "This is my stepson."

957. He said, "This is my son."

958. And that love stays with me every day

959. because we can choose how we love and who we love.

960. You know, when he died— he died of COVID—

961. he called me before he went on the ventilator,

962. and I was asleep.

963. - Oh, you missed the call? - I missed the call.

964. - Oh, my God.

965. - And that's, like, one thing that I'm really, like,

966. sad about is because I didn't get to hear—like, talk to him

967. and tell him, like, how much I really, like, love him.

968. He was, like, my best friend when I was a baby.

969. Like, I used to go everywhere with him.

970. The one thing that makes me so sad is that

971. I never got that much time with my dad

972. after we made up and he saw what drag could be.

973. - Can we all give you a hug?

974. - Every day, there's something I want to say my dad.

975. I love you.

976. Thank you.

977. - Mama. - Whoo!

978. - Mawma, Mawma.

979. - Welcome to the main stage

980. of "RuPaul's Drag Race,"

981. the often impersonated but never constipated

982. Michelle Visage.

983. - Ru, that's why I'm the regular judge.

984. - Style superstar, Carson Kressley.

985. Now, has anybody ever impersonated you?

986. - Oh, actually, yes.

987. Someone stole my identity once.

988. We ended up dating. We had so much in common.

989. Same address, same height, same hair color.

990. - Same credit score.

991. And she is a true original.

992. The marvelous Kyra Sedgwick is here.

993. Hello. Welcome.

994. - Thank you so much.

995. It's so exciting to be here.

996. My whole family, we are all huge fans of drag.

997. - Well, let's see if they're still huge fans

998. after your performance tonight.

999. - Oh, my God.

1000. Yes, indeed.

1001. - This week, we challenged our queens to make us laugh

1002. in the Snatch Game.

1003. And tonight, on the runway, category is Dancing Queen.

1004. Racers, start your engines.

1005. And may the best drag queen win.

1006. - Category is Dancing Queens.

1007. Up first, Q, serving the robot.

1008. - Robots are taking everybody's jobs now.

1009. - AI.

1010. - I'm giving the judges complete robot.

1011. I'm walking like a robot.

1012. I'm dancing like a robot

1013. or I'm just, like, dancing like myself.

1014. - In the future, robots will dance like white folks.

1015. Xunami Muse, serving salsa.

1016. Oh, it's hips and salsa.

1017. - I grew up dancing salsa with my mom and my dad.

1018. When I was a kid, they would put

1019. my feet on top of their feet,

1020. and then they would just do the moves.

1021. It's in my blood.

1022. I am having such a blast.

1023. - This salsa's from New York City.

1024. New York City?

1025. - Nymphia Wind, serving Japanese butoh.

1026. - Oh, my goodness. - Wow.

1027. - Butoh is a traditional Japanese dance

1028. formed after World War II.

1029. It was a contrast to ballet, essentially,

1030. where butoh was trying to go into more the depths

1031. of their dark souls through

1032. their facial expression, which was very twisted

1033. and their body movements, which was really slow.

1034. I love these faces.

1035. - One day fashion, the next day potpourri.

1036. Dawn serving polka.

1037. - Polka? I don't even know her.

1038. - My grandparents grew up doing polka dancing,

1039. so we have a big skirt.

1040. It looks gorgeous when I spin.

1041. We're giving strudel, the yassified version, okay?

1042. - And a one-a and a two-a and a—

1043. - Where is Lawrence Welk when you need him?

1044. Sapphira, serving "Drag U" majorette.

1045. - Yeah. Come on, drumline.

1046. - "Drag U!"

1047. Bitch, don't make me drag you.

1048. - I am storming the runway

1049. in the "Drag U" colors.

1050. And for the children who don't know,

1051. "Drag U" is a spin-off of "Drag Race,"

1052. where Drag Race alumni make over cis women

1053. and help them find their inner drag queen.

1054. - Jeez, those kicks.

1055. - I want to represent my Black sisters.

1056. They are the inspiration for everything

1057. that is sickening in this world.

1058. - Hey.

1059. - Plasma serving tap.

1060. - If the BFA wasn't showing already,

1061. then it sure is today

1062. because I am doing musical theater tap dance.

1063. These taps are not dubbed.

1064. I am legitimately tap dancing.

1065. - It's Danny Kaye as Vera-Ellen in "White Christmas."

1066. - That is it.

1067. - Give us the time-step.

1068. - I'd tap that.

1069. - Pullbacks.

1070. - Mama, this is musical theater perfection.

1071. Watch this.

1072. - Look out for the stairs.

1073. - Aah.

1074. - Morphine servling flamenco.

1075. - "Servling"?

1076. - Slurving. - Slurring?

1077. - Well, she's keeping up with the Joneses,

1078. the Catherine Zeta-Joneses.

1079. - I'm a huge fan of Spanish culture.

1080. I'm such a fan of Rosalía, and I love Charo.

1081. I just feel so stunning tonight.

1082. - You know, there's a pill now for restless legs syndrome.

1083. - Mhi'ya serving '90s hip-hop.

1084. - It's like ketchup and mustard had a baby with a pirate.

1085. - That's it.

1086. - My dancing inspiration is Destiny's Child, TLC, SWV,

1087. all these girl groups that I grew up on.

1088. And I am on this runway feeling it.

1089. - Oh, I love a mullet.

1090. Business in the front, party in the back.

1091. - Mary Gay Blige.

1092. - It's Plane Jane, serving Latin ballroom.

1093. - Oh, there's no ballroom in this outfit.

1094. - Mm.

1095. - As a kid, I was a Latin ballroom dancer.

1096. And now, I get to flip the gender roles of that

1097. around to be the beautiful

1098. Latin ballroom dancing cunt.

1099. - Oh.

1100. I think she thinks I'm her dance partner

1101. because our outfits match.

1102. - They do. Oh, yes.

1103. - Yeah. - Why y'all gagging so?

1104. She bring it to you every ballroom.

1105. - Welcome, queens.

1106. I've made some decisions.

1107. But first, Plane Jane,

1108. do you wish to use your immunity potion

1109. for yourself or for one of your fellow queens?

1110. - You know, Ru, some of my sisters were feeling

1111. a little thirsty this week,

1112. but I believe in their talents,

1113. and I'm going to be saving this for a rainy day.

1114. - I see.

1115. When I call your name, please step forward.

1116. Q,

1117. Dawn,

1118. Plasma.

1119. Ladies, you are all safe.

1120. You may leave the stage.

1121. Now it's time for the judges' critiques.

1122. Up first, Xunami Muse.

1123. - You had a really good idea,

1124. but it went nowhere.

1125. It just literally was, like, no character and just talking.

1126. - It was a little hard to sort of find

1127. what you were going for,

1128. but I love the elegance of your outfit.

1129. It's beautiful.

1130. - And how you easily stepped into that salsa,

1131. just beautiful.

1132. You know what you're doing.

1133. And that's what we were looking for in the Snatch Game.

1134. Up next, it's Nymphia Wind.

1135. - If you were impersonating Jane Goodall,

1136. it would have been fine,

1137. but this is supposed to be spoofy and funny,

1138. and it was giving us PBS vibes.

1139. There was no monkey business.

1140. - Very that.

1141. - But this, wow, wow, wow.

1142. This makeup is exquisite.

1143. The butoh dance that you did, all of it, was beautiful.

1144. - I have to say I'm blown away by your imagination

1145. and your artistry.

1146. - Every time you've stepped on this runway,

1147. it is really well thought-out, beautiful.

1148. And, actually, that's part of the problem

1149. with the Jane Goodall.

1150. You're so cerebral that it doesn't allow

1151. the rest of us in.

1152. - I think that's just how I am.

1153. Like, I'm just innately very shy.

1154. When I have to really reveal myself,

1155. I'm like, "Do I have to?"

1156. - I get it, but, you know, the way the audience gets

1157. to fall in love with you is through those places

1158. that are imperfect.

1159. Give me the burnt edges, bitch,

1160. 'cause I like my toast burnt.

1161. - Up next, it's Sapphira.

1162. - My new favorite game in this competition is

1163. to spot how Sapphira tries to camouflage her dancing shoes.

1164. - You got covers on them biscuits.

1165. - "Drag U."

1166. - I love that it was a nod to "Drag U."

1167. You look gorgeous.

1168. I love your hair like that. This is right.

1169. - Overwhelmingly, both your James Brown

1170. and your majorette, you're having a great time.

1171. And because you're having a great time,

1172. we're having a great time.

1173. And that is the purpose of entertaintment.

1174. - And I felt like you even went head-to-head

1175. a couple of times with Ru, which I also thought was ballsy

1176. and amazing, so bravo.

1177. - Up next, Morphine.

1178. I just loved your flamenco so much.

1179. I mean, I just thought it was so stunning.

1180. - Anna Delvey, we weren't buying into the...

1181. Anna Delvey foundation.

1182. That's a hard character because even her accent in the show

1183. is inconsistent because she was making it up.

1184. - Listen, the accent was horrible.

1185. And it was all over the place, but that's funny.

1186. If you played that up, you know,

1187. and made it even worse and had a point of view—

1188. there was no real point of view.

1189. It was boring, and you don't wanna be boring

1190. in the Snatch Game.

1191. - Up next, Mhi'ya Iman Le'Paige.

1192. - Also known as Trina's cousin, Shaquita.

1193. - Hey, y'all.

1194. - You killed it. I was so proud of you.

1195. - Shaquita in the house! - You made a character.

1196. She was a bit one-note, but what I loved about her

1197. is that you stayed committed.

1198. - This look,

1199. what you did so successfully is the presentation.

1200. And that sold the look for me.

1201. - Girl, I am so proud of you

1202. because you have followed the direction.

1203. You have let your child come out to play,

1204. and this will serve you not only in this competition

1205. but throughout your life.

1206. Up next, it's Plane Jane.

1207. - Let's talk about Jelena Karleusa.

1208. She is the Serbian Lady Gaga.

1209. - Oh, I didn't know that. - Yeah.

1210. - She's a real person? - Mm-hmm.

1211. - Oh, my God. I thought you made her up.

1212. - Mm-mm. - No, no, she's real.

1213. Leaned into it. It was a very smart choice.

1214. You had a big, giant laugh from Ru.

1215. You were purported to have been dating Anna Delvey,

1216. and you said, "No, I would not date her.

1217. She's an ugly man."

1218. - That was funny.

1219. - See? That's good material.

1220. - Your Latin ballroom look, you look absolutely beautiful.

1221. I liked the lock steps and bachatas.

1222. I would have wanted you to take it way further

1223. 'cause they are ridiculous.

1224. If you want to see drag,

1225. watch a Latin ballroom competition.

1226. You will see drag.

1227. Nonetheless, great Snatch Game.

1228. - Thank you.

1229. - Thank you, queens.

1230. I think we've heard enough.

1231. While you untuck backstage,

1232. the judges and I will deliberate.

1233. Just between us squirrel friends,

1234. what do you think?

1235. Let's start with Xunami Muse.

1236. - Brilliant idea with the Gold Tooth Fairy.

1237. The thing is, she absolutely didn't know

1238. where to go with it.

1239. - When I can't find the character in Snatch Game,

1240. then I'm really in trouble.

1241. But I did love the outfit, and I loved her dancing.

1242. - All right, let's move on down to Nymphia.

1243. - When I saw that she was doing Dr. Jane Goodall,

1244. I was like, "Oh, this could be funny."

1245. She could really have a monkey of a time with this one.

1246. She did not execute it very well.

1247. Actually, she executed. She just killed it dead.

1248. - Yeah, but her butoh Japanese dance, gorgeous.

1249. It had this Mrs. Havisham, decaying look to it.

1250. - Sapphira.

1251. - Hey! James Brown.

1252. - I absolutely loved her choice.

1253. I loved her jokes. What I loved most

1254. is how free she was with the character.

1255. - I love James Brown so much.

1256. Listen, I wish Sapphira could have gone further with it,

1257. but I was satisfied that someone had the guts to do it.

1258. - A dancing queen majorette for "Drag U" shows reverence

1259. for the history of this progrum.

1260. She has fun with it,

1261. and that's what drag is all about.

1262. - All right, let's move on down to Morphine.

1263. - When she did her Snatch Game, I thought,

1264. "Am I on morphine right now?"

1265. - No, but she was. - I'm getting very sleepy.

1266. - I think there was opportunity for more comedy.

1267. You can't make that shit up, you know,

1268. even though I'm sure I know people like that.

1269. - But on the runway,

1270. I thought she looked beautiful.

1271. Her paint tonight, that face was si-tting.

1272. - Mhi'ya. - On the runway,

1273. we all knew exactly who she was, where she was.

1274. We probably could even hear a song in our head.

1275. - And I don't know that much about Trina,

1276. but now I'm in love with her cousin.

1277. It was the first time where we got to know Mhi'ya.

1278. - And she was having fun.

1279. And that's what Snatch Game is all about.

1280. Let's move on down to Plane Jane.

1281. - She always had an answer for you

1282. because she was living it,

1283. so she didn't have to rely on planted bits.

1284. - She had really sussed that character out

1285. so that I could have thrown anything at her,

1286. and she was prepared to answer.

1287. - That's why I thought she made her up.

1288. - That's right, yes, right. - Yeah.

1289. - Thought her dance was beautiful but tame.

1290. But she just looked so beautiful

1291. that it was hard to fault her.

1292. - So Kyra, what character would you do on the Snatch Game?

1293. - Um, Madeline Kahn. - Ah!

1294. - Oh! - Oh, my gosh.

1295. - I've been with thousands of men.

1296. Again and again, they promise the moon.

1297. They keep on coming and going and going and coming

1298. and always too soon.

1299. Condragulations.

1300. You are the winner of this week's challenge.

1301. - Oh, thank you.

1302. - All right, silence.

1303. I've made my decision.

1304. Bring back my girls.

1305. Da.

1306. - Welcome back, ladies.

1307. I've made some decisions.

1308. Sapphira, this week, you made the judges feel good!

1309. - Ha ha!

1310. - You're safe. - Thank you.

1311. - Oh, I'm gagged.

1312. What if Mhi'ya won? - Girl.

1313. - I would shit.

1314. - Plane Jane, this week,

1315. you get a BBW,

1316. a Big Beautiful Win.

1317. Condragulations.

1318. You're the winner of this week's challenge.

1319. - Thank you.

1320. - And you've won a cash prize of $5,000.

1321. - Spasibo, RuPaul.

1322. - Da.

1323. - Oh, my God!

1324. I won the Snatch Game! Aah!

1325. - Stupid fucking bitch.

1326. - Mhi'ya Iman, this week, you turned Le'Paige, girl.

1327. Keep it up.

1328. You are safe.

1329. - Thank you.

1330. Xunami Muse, tonight, your salsa was spicy,

1331. but your Snatch Game gave us a golden toothache.

1332. Nymphia Wind, your runway look was perfection,

1333. but your Jane Goodall wasn't good at all.

1334. Morphine, tonight, you came painted for the gods,

1335. but you had trouble reinventing Anna.

1336. Nymphia Wind...

1337. you are safe.

1338. - You may join the other girls.

1339. - Thank you, Ru.

1340. - Xunami and Morphine, I'm sorry, my dears,

1341. but you are up for elimination.

1342. - I am shocked that Xunami and I are in the bottom.

1343. This is like—

1344. This is hard, bitch.

1345. This is not only my good Judy,

1346. but this has been my best friend, my rock,

1347. this entire competition,

1348. and I have to lip sync against her.

1349. - The time has come

1350. for you to Lip Sync for Your Life.

1351. - It sucks to be lip-syncing against my sister,

1352. but we're in this together till the end,

1353. and we catch a glimpse of each other.

1354. And in that moment, we're like,

1355. "Baby, let's give them a show."

1356. - Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

1357. - Whoo!

1358. - Whoo, whoo! - Oh!

1359. - Xunami and I start dancing together,

1360. and it's just bringing me so much joy.

1361. We are just trying to make the best

1362. of a really bad situation.

1363. - Aah! - Oh!

1364. - Ladies, I've made my decision.

1365. - Morphine, shantay, you stay.

1366. You may join the other girls.

1367. - Thank you.

1368. - Attention world, seek higher ground.

1369. A Xunami is coming.

1370. Now sashay away.

1371. - Thank you.

1372. You've forever changed my life.

1373. Don't cry because I left.

1374. Celebrate because I exist.

1375. Bye.

1376. - Work!

1377. - I'm going out gracefully and beautifully.

1378. I'm gonna take my L, but I definitely wish

1379. I would have been able to stay longer because I wanted

1380. to show my looks.

1381. They're cunt.

1382. I didn't even show my best shit.

1383. All of these girls,

1384. they definitely have a spot in my heart.

1385. And I had an incredible amount of fun.

1386. I'm a Ru girl now, bitch.

1387. - Condragulations, queens.

1388. And remember, if you cannot love yourself,

1389. how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?

1390. Answer me that.

1391. - How much for one rib?

1392. All right, now let the music play.

1393. - Next time on "RuPaul's Drag Race"...

1394. You need to create a neo-Goth look.

1395. - Yes!

1396. - Oh, my God, Nymphia, you can't do yellow.

1397. - I still don't know what my dress is going to look like.

1398. - You look like a beautiful nightmare.

1399. - You're a superstar when it comes to fashion.

1400. - How did you make a whole dress like that

1401. and you don't sew?

1402. - There is no more playing it safe.

1403. You either go full to the wall, or you're gone.