RuPaul's Drag Race 16x4

1. - Previously on "RuPaul's Drag Race"...

2. - This is my older sister.

3. - Older? - Oh!

4. - We're both competitive, and I think

5. she's gonna throw me into the crocodiles.

6. - We are having a ball.

7. You need to create an outfit using only menswear.

8. - Oh, we are lip-synching this week, bitch.

9. - Girl, you in danger, girl.

10. - Nymphia, you're the winner of this week's challenge.

11. Geneva Karr, Hershii LiqCour-Jete,

12. Mhi'ya Iman Le'Paige, your peers

13. have rated you as the bottom queens of the week.

14. - I am fucking pissed off.

15. These fucking perras.

16. - Geneva Karr, shantay, you stay.

17. Hershii, sashay away.

18. - Ugh.

19. - Ooh, girl.

20. - Oh, my God.

21. - Hershii has gone home, and we're breathing

22. a sigh of relief that we weren't the first to go.

23. And at the same time, like, Hershii was my friend.

24. - It says, whiplash.

25. Love, Hershii.

26. - Whiplash, whiplash.

27. - There's a lot of emotions going through my head,

28. because Hershii's one of the persons that I got close to.

29. But you know, I did what I got to do.

30. I definitely did not deserve to be in the bottom.

31. I mean, the outfit speaks for itself.

32. I think these queens are shady because they

33. saved Mirage when Mirage should have been in the bottom.

34. And I can see how they're gonna start playing the game.

35. And that's OK, because I can play a game too.

36. - Nymphia, condragulations, miss diva.

37. - Do I get my leche now?

38. - Wait, wait, wait, how does it feel?

39. - It feels crazy to actually, like, win something of $5,000.

40. - Q, how do you feel?

41. - A little bummed by the results,

42. honestly, because my outfit was all unconventional materials

43. and also I got, like, perfect critiques

44. and I don't think, like, Nymphia did.

45. - She said, I almost won once again.

46. - I know. - Always a bridesmaid.

47. - It's like the second time in the top.

48. It stings not winning, but RuPaul, it's OK.

49. You made the wrong decision.

50. I forgive you.

51. Just don't let me lose next time.

52. - So during "Untucked" there was a little bit

53. of a tense moment between my new sister and my old sister.

54. - Uh-huh.

55. - Younger sister.

56. - OK.

57. - I gave a little bit of an unsolicited, you know,

58. opinion slash critique on Amanda's look.

59. - The way I remember it is that Plane came up to Amanda

60. and said, "Quite frankly, I don't like

61. anything you've done or who you are."

62. - Listen, listen.

63. - What's up?

64. - As we get to know each other,

65. I hope you're able to sort of sway my opinion

66. on how you've been looking.

67. It's no tea. It's no tea.

68. - The shade—ahh!

69. Adrenaline was flowing.

70. You know, cocktails were also flowing.

71. And—

72. - Oh, now she blames it on the edit and the alcohol.

73. - No, no, no, no.

74. I don't need to blame it on anything.

75. I'll take responsibility for what I said, baby.

76. I do want to apologize for giving my unsolicited feedback

77. to you when it wasn't needed.

78. - Or even relevant to the conversation.

79. - Sure.

80. - She honestly can eat my fucking ass.

81. - It was the way that you came up to her

82. and not having the same relationship

83. that we do with her.

84. - Right. - You did say

85. the same thing that we have said to her.

86. To be fair.

87. It didn't feel the same because you didn't

88. have that same relationship.

89. - Once I get to know you a bit more,

90. maybe I can, you know, shade you in a bit more

91. of a fun way instead of a—

92. - Well, I hope you stay around long enough to do so.

93. - Likewise, girl.

94. Likewise.

95. Here's the deal. You can't unring a bell.

96. Now it's just a matter of, how can we move forward?

97. Are we each other's favorite people now?

98. No. Does it matter to me?

99. No.

100. Let the shade begin.

101. - Don't look at this.

102. You'll see the safety pins in the back, baby.

103. The winner of "RuPaul's Drag Race"

104. receives a one year supply

105. of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics

106. and a gag-worthy grand prize of $200,000

107. served by Cash App

108. with extra special guest judge Sarah Michelle Gellar.

109. - Q.

110. - It's a new day in the Werk Room, and I'm feeling pussy,

111. I'm feeling cunt, and I am doing my best

112. to stay as far away from Plane Jane as possible,

113. because I don't want to get in trouble

114. for fighting her bitch ass.

115. - I'm ready to put the ball behind me.

116. - Are we putting drama behind us as well?

117. - I'm not quite so sure yet.

118. - We'll see how things play out.

119. I think it's safe to say I'm here

120. to shine like the big, bright star that I am.

121. So... - Stars are full of gas, baby.

122. - Hello, hello, hello.

123. My queens.

124. - Hey. - Hi.

125. - America's next drag superstar can't rely on

126. her good looks alone.

127. She's got to develop her character.

128. So back by popular demand, for this week's maxi challenge,

129. you'll be starring in the sketch comedy show "RDR Live."

130. Today you need to choose your parts

131. and rehearse your padded asses off.

132. Because tomorrow you'll be performing your sketches live

133. in one take.

134. - Let's go. - All right.

135. - It's literally "SNL," honey.

136. I'm a little— I'm goosebumps, mama.

137. Like, if you fuck it up, that's it.

138. It's over.

139. - Now remember, this challenge is all about creating

140. a breakout character.

141. Racers, start your engines,

142. and may the best drag queen win.

143. - All right.

144. - "RDR Live."

145. There are five sketches.

146. - Why don't we just go down the list of characters

147. and we can raise our hands if we're interested in the role.

148. - Who wants Branderson Cooper?

149. I would love to have that role.

150. - And you're the only one. - Thank you.

151. So it's mine.

152. - Who wants to be Donna Lemon?

153. And that's just you.

154. - I'm really interested in News Anchor 1.

155. - I'd love to be News Anchor 2.

156. I see the newsroom sketch

157. with the late night anchors.

158. This is the Seth Meyers, Amy Poehler moment

159. I have been waiting for.

160. - I'm also interested in News Anchor 2.

161. - And then we have brick from Stonewall,

162. which is all of you.

163. - How many people want the brick?

164. - I'll take the brick.

165. The role of the brick, I see so much potential

166. for, like, physical comedy and I see myself in it

167. accepting the Oscar as a brick.

168. - There's really only one thing that I want to do

169. and that's Candy Long.

170. So I'm gonna take Candy, and I'm gonna let you girls

171. fight it out for Connie.

172. - Who wants to be Connie?

173. - Connie's slutty, right?

174. - Yeah, Connie's— - She's flirty and fun.

175. - I'm a little nervous about you doing Connie.

176. - Why are you nervous?

177. - You want the tea, sis?

178. I think that I'm going to excel in this role...

179. - Uh-huh.

180. - And I want you

181. to excel in your role as well, sister.

182. - So you think you're gonna outshine me from the get go?

183. Because that's what you're saying.

184. - I wasn't—I'm not saying anything.

185. - That's what you're saying.

186. - I know, I know, but I just want her—

187. - Stop making drama.

188. - I just want her reasoning.

189. - I would love to do Connie.

190. And we're both stupid sluts.

191. - We can slut it up.

192. - Yeah.

193. - I think she was scared that I was gonna outshine her.

194. I didn't even want that role.

195. And you know what?

196. She's a cunt.

197. - And then the host will be TBD.

198. - So who wants to host? - Me.

199. - I want to host.

200. I really, really want to do the hosting,

201. because it's not a character and I can just put

202. my own personality into it.

203. - That honestly is the most important role, I believe.

204. It sets the tone and this person

205. has to absolutely destroy it.

206. - I feel like I would do really well.

207. - I see Sapphira doing really great in that too.

208. - I think it would be very interesting to see

209. you in a host position.

210. - Sapphira, are you willing to bow down and give—

211. - I'm never willing to bow down.

212. - We could either do it rock, paper, scissors, or votes.

213. I think that's the most fair.

214. - I'm gonna do Lowenstein.

215. - Oh. - Oh.

216. - I really know that I'm gonna turn out anything I do.

217. So she can have it.

218. - You sure about that? You're locking it in?

219. - Mother has spoken. - Yep.

220. - All right.

221. - I guess I'm hosting.

222. - Not "I guess."

223. - Not "I guess." - I'm reading.

224. Yes, I guess I'll host.

225. - It seems like the second that Sapphira gives Mirage

226. the role of host, she's like, oh, OK.

227. I thought you wanted it.

228. - You good?

229. - Yeah.

230. It's making me second guess if I want it,

231. because now I think she's playing a game.

232. But at the end of the day, I got what I wanted.

233. So can I really be mad at her?

234. - And then we have sketch five.

235. I think we should make the singing girls do this one.

236. - This is literally a preschool song.

237. This sketch is about Barbra Streisand.

238. But I'm reading the sketch and thinking,

239. you don't have to sing.

240. It's fucking "Jingle Bells."

241. You don't have to be a choir director

242. to sing "Jingle Bells."

243. I'm sticking with News Anchor 2.

244. - You would eat it up, Plasma.

245. - I feel like we could all do great in a number of places.

246. I'd like to stick with News Anchor 2.

247. - I think personally that me and Amanda

248. have a great rapport.

249. We are becoming good friends.

250. And I think that we would eat up Anchor 1 and 2 together.

251. I'm sorry, Plasma, but I also think that Barbra Shop,

252. it's written for you, girl. - It's written for you, babe.

253. - Me, Amanda, and Q are all friends,

254. and we want to do this scene together

255. and Plasma wants my role.

256. Like, can't you see what's happening?

257. We've decided this already.

258. I'm so sorry, diva, but like, you will

259. eat up Barbra Streisand. I know this.

260. Can you do it?

261. Thanks.

262. Mwah, thank you, baby.

263. - I just feel like I was kicked out of the news anchor group

264. without my— - No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

265. It's just an opinion, girl.

266. - That a lot of people share.

267. - It feels very much like I'm being

268. assigned a role by someone who's never

269. cast a comedy show before.

270. Fine.

271. Well, at least give me the part with the highest note

272. so I can belt. I'll take Bryce.

273. - Anchor 1, 2, and brick, right?

274. - I think that's settled. - OK, cool.

275. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.

276. - Y'all better turn it out. - Girl, you'll eat it up.

277. You'll be fine. - You will.

278. - Girl, you know what? You know what?

279. It would be convenient for you to remind me

280. how good I am at what you assign me to.

281. - All right, all right, all right, all right.

282. - Gaslight, gatekeep, girl boss.

283. Yes, Dawn, you better work.

284. - Let's make a show, ladies.

285. - Candy Long and Connie Thick.

286. - We are the first sketch.

287. So it's, like, really up to us

288. to, like, set the tone.

289. For this week's maxi challenge, we're doing "RDR Live."

290. And we're gonna be performing these sketches

291. in one take live.

292. Like...

293. - First of all, I can sense some, um,

294. stern and unhappiness from you.

295. - I don't have a lot of warm, fuzzy feelings about the way

296. the news anchor situation was approached.

297. I just don't really appreciate the card being played up like,

298. well, Amanda and I are already close, so like,

299. it should be us.

300. I'm like, so are you a package deal?

301. Like, is this dodgeball?

302. - Yeah.

303. - Can I sit at the lunch table, girls?

304. I'm not someone who, like, impersonates Barbra.

305. It's one of the impersonations that I try to stay away from.

306. She is one of those people that I hold in such high regard

307. that I don't want to make fun of in any way.

308. - First of all, thinking about not

309. disrespecting people and all that kind of stuff,

310. this is comedy. - Yeah.

311. - First and foremost.

312. So like, hello gorgeous.

313. - I do know so much about her and I do love Barbra.

314. When I saw "Funny Girl" for the first time,

315. I remember thinking, this is a performance

316. like I've never seen before.

317. When she was 19 she made her Broadway debut in

318. "I Can Get It For You Wholesale."

319. She was actually one of the first artists

320. I owned on vinyl.

321. Directed and starred in "Yentl."

322. "Funny Girl" was her first movie

323. and her second Broadway show

324. and then she, like, moved to Hollywood.

325. They told her to get a nose job and she didn't and then

326. she won the Oscar her first time out.

327. It intimidates me to, like, try—you know what?

328. Fuck the intimidation.

329. I'm gonna feel this fear and I'm gonna do it anyway.

330. The spirit of Barbra has never led me astray.

331. I'm gonna be OK.

332. So fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, and fuck you.

333. I'm gonna worry about Barbra.

334. - I'll say Thick, you say Long, and you say Deck Services.

335. - Call us at...

336. - Thick...

337. - And Long... Deck services.

338. - OK, I kind of like that.

339. I kind of like that a lot, actually.

340. - As someone from New York, like,

341. "SNL" is a part of our culture.

342. And I'm a cosplayer and I love playing characters.

343. So getting the chance to do a weird character

344. and make it funny, this is what I'm made for.

345. If there's anyone in this that I'd want to be doing

346. this role with, it's you.

347. I feel like our sense of humor is

348. very similar in the, like, oh,

349. I'm such a slutty, beautiful woman.

350. - Sure. Well, we're yet to see

351. your sort of full sense of humor emerge.

352. - Truly.

353. - But hopefully it will with this, diva.

354. I wanted to work with somebody who was a little bit different.

355. And I feel like I kind of got that with Megami

356. more so than I would have with Morphine.

357. We're playing a game, bitch, and I'm

358. trying to be strategic.

359. - Over here on Team Mirage, we are struggling a little bit.

360. Initially I was excited to work by myself.

361. But then upon realizing that everyone else has someone

362. to run their ideas by and bounce things off of

363. and now I'm like, if you drop the ball, it's all on you.

364. So I don't have anybody to blame besides myself.

365. - I'm hearing we have a GOP leader joining us live

366. from South Carolina.

367. Senator Lindsey Graham.

368. - Hey, queens.

369. Call me Lady G or La Lindsey.

370. Now that I've gotten to read my lines,

371. I am completely panicking.

372. After all these years of hiding, I'm feeling my oats.

373. I don't have a Southern accent,

374. and I don't know who this character is.

375. - It bothered me a little bit that Plane Jane

376. was like, oh, I'm a little worried for you

377. to do this role with me.

378. And I'm like, why the fuck would you be worried?

379. - But look, I have to say—

380. - Because she thought she was

381. gonna eat me alive or something.

382. - Yeah, it gave very that energy.

383. - She did, right?

384. I didn't like that.

385. - Sisters.

386. - Hi. - Hi.

387. - Hi. How are y'all feeling?

388. - Absolutely amazing. - Ready.

389. - Amazing.

390. I wanted to make sure you have a part

391. where you can truly shine. - Mm.

392. - Do you think that maybe Plane just wanted to have

393. a clearer road to, like, excel?

394. - Yeah, I think she wanted to clearer road to excel.

395. - Fuck my drag, I guess.

396. - That's what I'm saying, bitch.

397. You better eat her up.

398. - My biggest worry is being overshadowed

399. by Plane, because I already know she can do this.

400. So I kind of have to bring my game up to her level

401. or else I'll look like crap.

402. - Good luck, bitches. - Good luck.

403. - On to the next corner.

404. - We're like RuPaul.

405. We're doing our own little walk through.

406. - Ooh.

407. - What a fake fucking cunt bitch.

408. - Y'all horrible.

409. I love being a part of this group.

410. - We're disgusting and shady.

411. Now back to "RDR Live."

412. Live from Tuckahoe, it's "RDR Live."

413. - This week's maxi challenge is "RDR Live" sketch comedy.

414. This is a one take, no mistakes, so no pressure.

415. - Hey, ladykins.

416. Now, we've got company.

417. - Hello.

418. - Say hello to Ross Mathews.

419. Hi.

420. - All right, come on down.

421. - Ladies, oh, thank you.

422. - OK, Morphine, Xunami, Mhi'ya, and Geneva.

423. Now, raise your hand if you've done sketch comedy before.

424. - Oh. - Oh, OK.

425. - This will be fun.

426. - This ought to be really fun.

427. - Any OnlyFans or anything?

428. - No.

429. - You're a little shy, I think.

430. Is this a big challenge for you?

431. - No. - No.

432. One word answer.

433. - Getting in front of you two is definitely intimidating.

434. - Yeah.

435. - I kind of like, I'm like this when I'm in front of you two.

436. - Do you perform in the clubs, right?

437. - Yes.

438. - OK, so when you're in the clubs, you can't be

439. timid, right? - No.

440. - It's when you are able to express

441. yourself openly is when the audience

442. can fall in love with you.

443. They will root for you because they feel a kinship.

444. But if you have a wall up, they can't get in.

445. So you want to let them in.

446. - Ru's just said that I'm reserved again.

447. But back home, I'm the life of the party.

448. So I have to show the judges that I'm having fun

449. and show them that I can be very stupid too.

450. - Geneva, last week you were in the bottom two.

451. There will be a teleprompter, you know, to read the stuff.

452. Are you nervous about that?

453. - I used to be a cashier, so I know

454. a lot of, like, memorizing things is

455. something I used to do, like,

456. with the fruits and vegetables and stuff.

457. - Oh.

458. - It'll be interesting to speak to you after you do this.

459. - They're not buying it.

460. - I'm not, no.

461. We've sat on this end of the table

462. and heard this exact same spiel.

463. Oh, no, we're gonna be fine.

464. Oh, she crazy. We're gonna be cute.

465. Oh, girl, you know.

466. - I used to work with fruit and vegetables.

467. I'll be fine.

468. - All right, well, go back, rehearse your lines,

469. and make us laugh.

470. - Gracias. - Thank you.

471. - All right, Nymphia, Mirage, Sapphira, and Plasma.

472. - Hi, hi, hi.

473. - You are the Barbra Shop Quartet, which means

474. that Mirage is the host.

475. - Yes. - Yes.

476. - OK. Are you Barbra fans?

477. - Yeah. - Yeah.

478. - You are? - I am a huge Barbra fan.

479. "Don't Rain On My Parade" was like my first, like,

480. singing in the shower song.

481. - And did you all choose these roles?

482. - What's—what's this about?

483. - I was really, really hoping for a role in a different skit

484. being one of the news people.

485. The mid-century safety zone that I have

486. is not something I'd like to be doing the whole time I'm here.

487. - Don't overthink it.

488. If you do a great Barbra and it's a chance to do Barbra,

489. do Barbra.

490. - I can't help but wonder if Dawn feels like

491. she has royally screwed herself by giving me

492. something I am perfect for.

493. - And Mirage, you're the host.

494. Now, how did you get that role?

495. Did you have to fight for it?

496. - It wasn't really a fight, necessarily, but, um...

497. - So what happened was... - What happened?

498. Yeah, thank you. - Give me the tea.

499. - I wanted to be the host and I thought to myself,

500. no, I want to be in a group.

501. I want to work with somebody. - Uh-huh.

502. - And so I decided, I'm gonna be Lowenstein

503. and you're gonna host.

504. - Huh. - OK. All right.

505. - Sapphira saying that she gave me this role

506. is putting in Ru's head that it's not something

507. that I felt confident about and that I picked

508. and that I stand by.

509. - I sense some hocus pocus here.

510. - Right? - Yes.

511. I certainly do.

512. - Is there any truth to that?

513. - No, no.

514. - Oh, girl, come on, please. - Really? Really?

515. - No, you know, if she wants to do it, she can do it.

516. I realized that being the host, I could shine a lot

517. or it could be a disaster.

518. I don't think it'll ever be a disaster when I'm involved.

519. However, I want to see what magic can be made

520. with another person.

521. - OK. All right.

522. - Mirage is having second thoughts?

523. That's not my problem.

524. - All right, thank you ladies.

525. - Thank you. - Thank you.

526. - Ladies, listen up.

527. Listen up, queens.

528. Now, we can't wait to watch "RDR Live" tomorrow.

529. And on the runway, category is...

530. Night of 1,000 Chers.

531. Whoa!

532. - "Wagon Wheel Watusi."

533. - So snap out of it!

534. - And don't fuck it up, man!

535. - Yes, bitch.

536. - Hello, gorgeous.

537. - Hello, gorgeous.

538. - Yellow, gorgeous.

539. - It's another elimination day.

540. Another bitch got to go home.

541. But it's not gonna be me.

542. - I'm ready for my Oscar moment.

543. I am starting to feel the brickness flowing through me.

544. I'm thinking like a brick.

545. I'm painting like a brick.

546. Or you could say I was, like, painting like Amanda.

547. It's essentially the same thing.

548. - How are you feeling about your little hosting gig

549. tonight? - I'm excited.

550. - Yeah? Do you host a lot back home?

551. - Yeah.

552. Bar gigs and that kind of thing,

553. just like a little show, quick little intro, outro.

554. - What have you hosted outside of bar stuff?

555. - We had our very first Indigenous Pride in Vegas.

556. - Oh. - Work.

557. - Are you Indigenous? - Yeah.

558. - Oh, cool.

559. - I'm Mexican American and Apache.

560. And hosting Indigenous Pride in Las Vegas

561. was a big deal for me because drag is something

562. that's very, very important to me,

563. and so is where I come from.

564. That's the first time I've ever mixed drag and my culture.

565. - Yeah. - Those worlds

566. had never even connected in my brain.

567. It was special for me to bring these two pieces of myself

568. together in a way that was celebrated and respected.

569. And it means a lot.

570. - Geneva, when did you come here to America?

571. - So my parents brought me over to the United States

572. when I was around seven years old.

573. So that's when they decided to come over here to give myself

574. and my brother that was just born at the time

575. better opportunities and better life, and you know,

576. the American dream.

577. But you know, I got legal status to be here.

578. - Are you a DREAMer? - Uh-huh.

579. - Me too! - Really?

580. - Yes. - Yes.

581. - Oh, my God.

582. Yeah, I really didn't know, like, what I was gonna do

583. if that hadn't gone through.

584. It was during the Obama administration.

585. We literally would not be able to be here

586. if it wasn't for that. - Exactly.

587. Yeah, honestly.

588. - So thank you, Obama.

589. DACA stands for Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals.

590. And it is a law that came to effect to grant kids

591. with no papers a work permit and, you know,

592. a Social Security number so that

593. they can be another member of this society.

594. DACA is why I'm able to, like, legally work

595. and also be on "Drag Race."

596. We're not citizens, you know.

597. We're kind of like in limbo.

598. We're legally here because we were already here,

599. but we don't have the full rights of a citizen.

600. - So when it comes to DACA, we're kind of always, like,

601. not 100% I guess feel safe, because at any time

602. they can just be like, you know what?

603. We're gonna take this away from you.

604. And it's very scary to think that

605. that could be a possibility.

606. - When I got the call for this, I literally,

607. I was like bawling, because I was like—

608. I was like, I'm finally, like, having a shot

609. to, like, live my dreams, you know?

610. Like, I don't know.

611. Sorry.

612. - This is, like, something big for us because

613. I believe we're the first DACA queens on the show.

614. And you know, like, we kind of have this moment

615. where we kind of get a little teared up

616. because everything we've been through

617. and everything we have to go through.

618. I don't know why it gets me so emotional.

619. I guess because we grew up not really showing

620. that much of affection, because we had to be

621. strong, you know, living in the United States, you know, so.

622. - Do any of you girls have an OnlyFans?

623. - Well, I don't.

624. But... - It seems like you might.

625. - So this is kind of random, but my day job

626. is ghostwriting on OnlyFans.

627. - What? - No.

628. - Yeah, girl.

629. I work for this agency that manages OnlyFans creators.

630. So I respond to their messages for them

631. as them while they're on vacation in fucking Bora Bora.

632. It's like all these, like, straight girls.

633. And I just sit in their account.

634. - Oh, you do it for—it's not gay, you do it for—

635. - No. - Oh.

636. - No. - Women.

637. - Yes, girl.

638. I get into the fantasy.

639. - Oh, and she's responding to all these straight guys?

640. - A lot of these old straight men

641. that think they're talking to a blonde

642. 20 something with big tits?

643. Well, they're correct.

644. - All the straight people out here are shook right now.

645. They're seeing this girl on the other side.

646. Here's Amanda just...

647. If only they knew what was on the other side

648. of that messaging line.

649. - Wow. Hello.

650. Welcome to the main stage of "RuPaul's Drag Race."

651. Michelle Visage, when was the last time

652. someone tickled your funny bone?

653. - Oh, honey, you know I had my funny bone removed

654. in the late '80s.

655. The hilarious Ross Mathews.

656. Now, do you still have your funny bone?

657. - Oh, I sure do and it's in right now.

658. - And a big Drag Race welcome to Sarah Michelle Gellar.

659. Welcome.

660. Are you excited to be here?

661. - I am so excited.

662. Ru, I've been slaying bitches forever.

663. I was born ready.

664. - This week, we challenged our queens

665. to create breakout comedy characters on "RDR Live."

666. Racers, start your engines,

667. and may the best drag queen win.

668. - Welcome to the QNN End of the World Countdown.

669. - I'm Brandy Cohen.

670. - And I'm Branderson Cooper.

671. And we are just one disaster away from total annihilation.

672. - I'll drink to that.

673. - Boy, have we fucked things up.

674. - I'm a little drunk.

675. Remind me how we got here.

676. - Here are the top 10 reasons why the world is about to end.

677. And number 10, banning books.

678. - That one is crazy.

679. I was reading Jackie Collins at age 11, and look at me now.

680. - Number nine, climate change.

681. And speaking of climate change,

682. we go now via satellite to Donna Lemon, our reporter

683. on the ground in Death Valley.

684. Wait, Donna, are you literally on the ground?

685. - It's literally the end of the world in Death Valley.

686. But I am living.

687. It's storming non-stop.

688. Turns out aerosol hairspray really was a bad idea.

689. - Donna, are you OK?

690. - Ooh, hey, baby.

691. Can I get a lift?

692. My ride's here.

693. Bye.

694. Trade.

695. - She'll be fine.

696. Everything on her floats.

697. - At numbers five, four, and three, the GOP,

698. as in Girl, Oh, Please.

699. - Wait, I'm hearing we have a GOP leader

700. joining us live from South Carolina?

701. Senator Lindsey Graham?

702. - Hey, queens, call me Lady G.

703. - OK, Lady G, you have contributed a lot

704. to the end of civilization.

705. - Decimating human rights, attacking women

706. and queer people.

707. - Excuse me.

708. Can we talk about my glow up?

709. Watch out, season 17.

710. - There's not gonna be another season of anything

711. if the world ends.

712. - Y'all can come join me in my bunker when shit gets real.

713. It'll be like an "Untucked" that never ends.

714. - OK, we're done.

715. Bye, girl.

716. - Toodles.

717. - And now here to deliver the number one reason

718. for the end of the world, it's the Grim Reaper.

719. - And I've got one thing to say.

720. Live from Tuckahoe, it's "RDR Live."

721. - It's "RDR Live" with Dawn and Geneva Karr.

722. Megami and Mhi'ya Iman Le'Paige.

723. Morphine Love Dion and Nymphia Wind.

724. Plane Jane.

725. Plasma, Q, and Xunami Muse.

726. Amanda Tori Meating and Sapphira Cristal.

727. - With musical guest RuPaul!

728. - And your host, Mirage.

729. - Oh, thank you, thank you so much.

730. I am so thrilled to be hosting here at "RDR Live."

731. My name is Mirage, and I cannot believe

732. I am standing on this iconic stage.

733. And I'm learning a lot about television production too.

734. For example, jibs, these cameras that

735. operate on a big crane— not a nickname

736. for Sapphira's tiny breastplate.

737. A boom is a big overhead microphone,

738. not the sound that Nymphia makes when she untucks.

739. Very confusing.

740. And crafty is what we call the snack table, which is funny

741. because I thought crafty was what you called

742. Amanda Tori Meating's drag aesthetic.

743. Yeah.

744. But seriously, I am so grateful to RuPaul

745. for making me one of his RuGirls

746. for the rest of my— oh, applause.

747. For the rest of my life.

748. I get to tour the world, spread love,

749. and get into Twitter feuds with soccer moms

750. telling me I'm not pussy enough.

751. But we've got a terrific show for you.

752. RuPaul is our me— our musical guest,

753. so stick around.

754. - Hello there.

755. I'm Connie Thick.

756. - And I'm Candy Long.

757. Summertime is right around the corner.

758. And that means everyone is looking forward to one thing.

759. - Sitting on a nice, big, beautiful deck.

760. - That's right.

761. And for all your deck-related needs, call us at...

762. - Thick... - And Long...

763. Deck Service.

764. - We know decks come in all shapes and sizes,

765. from long and narrow to long and wide

766. to the really long ones

767. that kind of wrap around to the side.

768. - All that can be tough to handle for some

769. deck service companies, but not us.

770. - Every one of our service providers

771. has years of experience and can handle even the hardest decks.

772. - But don't take our word for it.

773. Here's what one of our regular customers has to say.

774. - Hey, there.

775. I'm Richard.

776. Now, I was satisfied with what I had going on up front.

777. So Connie and Candy suggested I try a deck in the rear.

778. Now, I never thought I'd be that kind of guy,

779. but now I know that when it comes to decks,

780. Thick and Long is definitely the way to go.

781. - So give us a call, because at...

782. - Thick... - And Long...

783. Deck Service...

784. - Our customers always come first.

785. - And now give it up for RuPaul.

786. - It's Queen Network News with Amanda Tori Meating and Dawn.

787. - Good evening.

788. I'm Amanda Tori Meating.

789. - And I'm Dawn.

790. - In financial news, the Treasury Department

791. is in chaos after gold bars in the National Reserve

792. were discovered to be fake.

793. When asked what the counterfeit bars were made of,

794. the Secretary of the Treasury, LaLa Ri, said,

795. "It's chocolate."

796. - Forbes Magazine has released its annual 100

797. Most Powerful Drag Queens in Entertainment list.

798. And for the third year in a row,

799. Amanda was included in the position of not on that list.

800. - To celebrate the anniversary of Betty Friedan's

801. historic book "The Feminine Mystique,"

802. Ross Mathews is releasing his memoir, "The Feminine Mistake."

803. - In somber news, Lady Bunny has passed away again.

804. We'd like to say she'll be sorely missed,

805. but she's never missed a sore in her life.

806. - 2024 marks the 55th anniversary of the Stonewall

807. uprising, a turning point in the queer civil rights

808. movement that began when a brick

809. was thrown through a window at the Stonewall Inn.

810. Here to comment is gay icon, the brick.

811. - Ohh.

812. Hello, hello, hello.

813. - So tell me, what was it like

814. being at the Stonewall Inn that night?

815. - Well, I had just gotten laid by this guy, Mason.

816. Anyway, next thing I know, I'm being flung through the air.

817. I crash through a plate glass window and land

818. on the floor of the Stonewall Inn.

819. - Did you see who threw you?

820. - Does it matter, bitch?

821. - So do you feel like you've been

822. overlooked in queer history?

823. - Oh, God, yes.

824. All folks want to talk about is who threw me.

825. But what about me?

826. I gave you gay liberation with my body.

827. You like your "Drag Race" and gay marriage

828. and Kylie Minogue.

829. That was me.

830. Can I get an amen?

831. Amen.

832. - The brick from Stonewall, everybody.

833. - Ohh!

834. - And that's the news.

835. Thank ya.

836. - And now it's time for the holidays

837. with the Barbra Shop Quartet.

838. - It's so great to have you all here at this very

839. special holiday party.

840. - We are the Barbra Shop Quartet.

841. Our fourth member developed shpilkes and can't be with us,

842. but we will honor Babs the best way we know how.

843. Through song.

844. Oy.

845. By the way, do you know how many Barbra it takes

846. to screw in a light bulb?

847. Trick question.

848. There's only one Barbra Streisand.

849. Did you hear that Barbra Streisand

850. and RuPaul are forming a musical group together?

851. They're calling themselves RuBarb.

852. Hey, Doc, what's up with that?

853. Was?

854. - Well, that's our show.

855. And just remember, if you can't laugh at yourself,

856. how in the hell are you gonna laugh at somebody else?

857. Can I get an amen?

858. Amen!

859. - Good night, everybody!

860. Category is Everything Every-Cher All At Once.

861. - Up first, Xunami Muse.

862. Cher, "The Prisoner," 1979.

863. - Beaded for her pleasure.

864. - I'm giving you this nude illusion with my wings,

865. my beaded fringe wig.

866. I feel fantastic.

867. - Yes, Mr. Mackie, tell me all about it.

868. Morphine.

869. Academy Award Cher, 1988.

870. - Tell me, where do you keep your Oscar?

871. - This Cher look shows a lot of skin.

872. And mama, I am literally wearing no underwear.

873. Baby, if my straps snap,

874. you're going to get a really good surprise.

875. - Wow, this dress is so tight.

876. I wonder if she could "snap out of it."

877. - If she does, maybe her Olympia Dukakis will fall out.

878. - Mhi'ya Iman Le'Paige.

879. Cher promoting "Burlesque," 2010.

880. - She's giving me a silk woody.

881. - Ooh.

882. - I'm giving you catsuit full of stones

883. and I am serving body.

884. I'm embodying my inner Cher.

885. - How do you like them bagels, boy?

886. - Geneva Karr.

887. Cher as ringmaster for Ringling Brothers, 1974.

888. - She looks like she's fucking all the Ringling Brothers.

889. - I'm feeling my Cher but if she was Latina.

890. You know, extra curvy.

891. The color red, it looks amazing with my skin.

892. And I'm blushed just like Cher in the '70s.

893. - Every night all the men come around

894. and lay their money down.

895. Mirage.

896. Cher in concert, 1979.

897. - Ooh, Mackie's back in town.

898. - I'm giving Cher mixed with Naomi Campbell

899. mixed with streetwalker

900. with a dash of showgirl.

901. And the ponytail, it's giving 40 inches,

902. I think.

903. - Forget the other two. She's just the tramp.

904. - Yes.

905. Megami.

906. Cher, Turn Back Time, 2009.

907. - Oh.

908. So I'm serving you my favorite Cher look.

909. One of her iconic leather jackets with this nice

910. see-through bodysuit.

911. I only wish I had a giant cannon and some sea men

912. all around me.

913. - If I could turn back time,

914. I'd just go to Michelle's doctor.

915. - Plane Jane as Cher, 1974 Met Gala.

916. - There is nothing plain about her.

917. - It's the sheer mesh gown

918. overlaid with crystals

919. and stones and appliques.

920. And it's just such a stunning Bob Mackie piece.

921. And who else to do that piece justice but me?

922. - No burger finger there.

923. Amanda Tori Meating, Cher doll, 2001.

924. - When she's done, she can just go

925. take a shower with the loofah.

926. - Yeah.

927. - Bitch, look how correct

928. Amanda Tori Meating looks tonight.

929. We have this lovely lavender X shape

930. that is so iconically Cher with this beautiful

931. flowing gown element on the bottom.

932. Lap it up, kittens.

933. - Life in plastic, it's fantastic.

934. - Dawn as mod Cher, 1966.

935. - How many Muppets had to die for that jacket?

936. - I'm giving you some classic '60s Cher

937. with some classic 2020s Dawn.

938. I took this black and white picture

939. and we don't know what color the fur coat is,

940. so I went with a little orange and blue color story

941. because I think it's really fun and '60s.

942. And then boom, slut waist, mama.

943. Always. OK?

944. - This is the sunny side of Cher.

945. - Yes it is. - Oh, wow.

946. She's giving me a "Sunny Boner."

947. Q from the Sonny and Cher Comedy Hour, 1973.

948. - Black and white and Cher all over.

949. - Cher is go big or go home,

950. and you know I like to make a statement

951. when I walk in the room.

952. I am feeling very poised and elegant

953. because I know the body is right,

954. and I know the face is right.

955. I'm Cher, bitch.

956. - I wonder if she's wearing a ze-bra.

957. - Plasma, Met Gala 1985.

958. - She is doing more than her fair share.

959. - I'm giving you dark lady eleganza.

960. It's a Bob Mackie dress, but it's not over the top.

961. It's just pure glamour.

962. I just feel like a glass of champagne came to life.

963. - It's not easy being a diva.

964. - Tell me about it.

965. - Nymphia Wind.

966. Cher Egyptian goddess, 1979.

967. Ankh if you love Cher.

968. - Ankh, ankh.

969. - I'm very naked, but I'm giving you

970. mysterious Egyptian lady with fierce cutting eyes,

971. spreading her wings and letting the world see

972. her glorious Egyptian body.

973. - I can see her Nefer-titties.

974. Sapphira as Cher in the Vegas residency, 2017.

975. - Wow.

976. - Mm-hmm. That's a Vegas buffet.

977. - Cher is the queen of excess,

978. and I'm the drag queen of excess.

979. So this is a match made in heaven.

980. I'm wearing this blue shoulder piece that

981. has 100 pheasant feathers.

982. It is gorgeous.

983. This is a woman's world, and I am a woman.

984. - You know what color this is?

985. - What color?

986. - Elijah Blue.

987. - Yes.

988. Welcome, queens.

989. I've made some decisions.

990. But first I need to ask.

991. Sapphira, do you wish to use your immunity potion this week?

992. - I think I'm gonna say no.

993. - Very well.

994. Plane Jane, do you wish to use your immunity potion?

995. - Not this week, Ru.

996. - Very well.

997. Queens, when I call your name, please step forward.

998. Xunami Muse.

999. Morphine.

1000. Megami.

1001. Amanda.

1002. Dawn.

1003. Nymphia.

1004. Sapphira.

1005. Ladies, you are all safe.

1006. You may leave the stage.

1007. Ladies, you represent the tops and the bottoms of the week.

1008. Now it's time for the judges' critiques.

1009. Up first, Mhi'ya.

1010. - I was a little bit worried about you.

1011. When I saw you swing for the fences, I was so thrilled.

1012. - I just wanted to let loose and show you guys

1013. that I can let loose and have fun.

1014. - You were committed.

1015. And to me, that's the most important part,

1016. especially on any kind of sketch comedy show,

1017. because things go wrong.

1018. - My real issue had to do with just levels.

1019. I wanted more nuance.

1020. I wanted more of a story arc.

1021. - Your Cher look is not really the look

1022. that you were trying to achieve.

1023. Cher no matter what, even when she does her natural hair,

1024. she will make sure it is drag hair.

1025. And this, it needs to be dragged.

1026. - Can you do a Cher impersonation?

1027. Let me see it.

1028. - I'm great.

1029. - Cher meets Kermit.

1030. - Do it again. Do it again.

1031. Do it again.

1032. - Yeah, do it this time, but flick your hair back.

1033. - I'm great.

1034. - Oh, my God, that meme will live forever.

1035. It's gonna haunt you for the rest of your life!

1036. Amazing.

1037. Up next, Geneva Karr.

1038. - So my question is,

1039. do you know who Lindsey Graham is?

1040. - No. - OK.

1041. That was obvious and that was part of the problem.

1042. - Excuse me.

1043. - There was a missed opportunity.

1044. Because if you had really hit the nail on the head,

1045. it would have been great.

1046. - I love the outfit.

1047. I said it's like Cher meets Britney Spears.

1048. It has a little, like, "Circus."

1049. - But you know, I would just be careful with proportions,

1050. because you have a long torso, and you don't

1051. want to really cut in half.

1052. Up next, Mirage.

1053. - You were the host.

1054. There were moments when I saw that you were

1055. comfortable with it and there were just a couple times

1056. when the jokes got away from you.

1057. - You were telegraphing that the joke was coming.

1058. And the key is to let it come out naturally

1059. so that we don't know, oh, here's where the joke is.

1060. - Now, Sarah, you've hosted "SNL" how many times?

1061. - I've hosted three solo and I've

1062. guest starred a few times.

1063. Not enough to get the five time jacket though.

1064. - This look is really fun.

1065. You look beautiful in it.

1066. - I love this look.

1067. I don't love the hair with it, because the hair

1068. says '60s Cher and the dress is late '70s.

1069. It's interesting to see you young kids sort of,

1070. you know, mix things up a little bit.

1071. I'm like wait, no, no, not that hair with it.

1072. Up next, not so Plane Jane.

1073. - You were so funny in the challenge.

1074. - I'm Candy Long.

1075. - From the first line you uttered, the way you said it,

1076. I knew who you were.

1077. - You didn't overplay it.

1078. You underplayed it, which is really the key to comedy,

1079. because that makes it funnier.

1080. - Thank you.

1081. - This outfit is bat-Cher crazy beautiful.

1082. - You delivered one of the strongest Mackie looks

1083. I think Cher's ever worn.

1084. It's one of my favorites.

1085. And I thought tonight was a slam dunk for you.

1086. - Up next, Q.

1087. - In the challenge, you had to play a brick.

1088. That's hard to do.

1089. You managed to take this object and give it a personality.

1090. You know, there was one line I wrote down.

1091. It says...

1092. - Does it matter?

1093. - I wrote down the same line. - Yeah.

1094. - Stop stealing all my lines, Ross Mathews.

1095. - I copied it off Sarah Michelle Gellar's paper.

1096. - "Does it—" I mean, it was just—

1097. it was comedian level funny.

1098. And you can't really teach that.

1099. - And listen, this is another one of my all time

1100. favorite Cher looks.

1101. I'm so glad you did this look.

1102. - You know, this runway is as much a homage to Cher

1103. as it is to Bob Mackie.

1104. And this is one of his most beautiful outfits.

1105. And you wear it so well.

1106. - Thank you so much.

1107. - Up next, Plasma-rich platelets.

1108. - I loved watching you embody Babs.

1109. And I knew that you had it.

1110. - I had to keep reminding myself to watch the other two,

1111. because my eyes just kept going to you

1112. and I wanted to see more.

1113. - I remember yesterday in the Werk Room,

1114. you said this was a part you didn't really

1115. want to take because you were worried

1116. about being sort of typecast. - Mm-hmm.

1117. - I cannot imagine your sketch without you,

1118. because you doing Barbra in that scene

1119. was just perfection.

1120. - And I love that you chose this dress.

1121. What's your favorite part of this outfit?

1122. - Immediately I liked the idea of a sinister side of Cher.

1123. - Ah.

1124. Part of Cher's brand is morbid

1125. and dark and morose.

1126. In fact, that's why rebel kids loved her in the first place.

1127. Thank you so much.

1128. - Thank you.

1129. - Thank you, queens.

1130. I think we've heard enough.

1131. While you relax in the "Untucked" lounge,

1132. the judges and I will deliberate.

1133. All right, just between us squirrel friends,

1134. what do you think?

1135. Let's start with Mhi'ya.

1136. - In the acting challenge, she at least swung for the fences.

1137. - I'm living!

1138. - She just swung a little hard.

1139. It was one note, at this level nonstop.

1140. - In the runway, it fell a little flat.

1141. And for me, the biggest issue is confidence.

1142. I think to be a great queen,

1143. you have to fake it till you make it.

1144. - But I will say, you know who should win?

1145. - Who? - Her impression.

1146. That's the best thing I've seen all week.

1147. That's the best thing.

1148. - Geneva Karr.

1149. - It could have been the funniest thing

1150. if she could have nailed

1151. a Lindsey Graham impersonation in drag.

1152. - As an actor, you have to be able to ask questions.

1153. And if you get the role and you don't know

1154. who Lindsey Graham is, just ask somebody.

1155. - I do do a Lindsey Graham impression.

1156. - Oh, can I hear it? - Yeah.

1157. Hey, I'm Lindsey Graham.

1158. - Now, the Cher look was beautiful.

1159. - But like Cher, if she had cut just

1160. on the inside of the outfit a little bit too,

1161. it would have been more flattering like Cher does.

1162. It's more of like it comes up high and then cuts in.

1163. - Yes, yes.

1164. All right, let's talk about Mirage.

1165. - In terms of the challenge, I think she sped through it.

1166. She moved a little too much.

1167. I think you need to sort of claim the stage.

1168. - I know none of you all agree with me,

1169. but I liked that '60s hair even though

1170. that's a late '70s look.

1171. - But because we've watched Cher's life in every phase,

1172. to mix and match like that, it's so distracting to me.

1173. Plane Jane.

1174. - Just in three weeks, she has shown us that she can perform

1175. at a really high level.

1176. Her Cher is stunning.

1177. Would you change a thing? Anyone?

1178. - No. No. - OK. Good.

1179. What about her in the challenge?

1180. Would you change a thing? - No.

1181. - No.

1182. - But that's an actor's job, right?

1183. It's to take someone's words and make them your own.

1184. And she did it so effortlessly.

1185. It was as if you would think she wrote that script.

1186. - Uh-huh. All right. Q.

1187. - This is another one that hasn't

1188. faltered from the beginning.

1189. - She took that scene from the other queens.

1190. - Yeah. - The news was good.

1191. It was cute.

1192. It was chugging along.

1193. And then she just came in and I was like, who?

1194. What?

1195. I just need to focus on the brick.

1196. - And then tonight on the runway, oh, brava.

1197. - The way the stripes widened out in, like,

1198. what we would call our problem section, ladies, and then

1199. thinned out on the bottom.

1200. It was just every aspect of it was real perfection.

1201. - Plasma.

1202. - Listen, you could tell without even knowing her

1203. if you just turn the TV on and saw her,

1204. you knew right away she was a Barbra fan.

1205. You have to be able to embody Barbra to do Barbra.

1206. And then tonight on the runway,

1207. it was very smart with her choice,

1208. because it is more of the darker Cher.

1209. - I also love how homosexual she is.

1210. In that not only— the big Nelly Queen—

1211. that, but also the references.

1212. You know, she's done the gay homework.

1213. - I mean, I'm so jealous she got to be two

1214. of the greatest queens of all time tonight.

1215. - In one day. - In one day.

1216. - Oh! It's a gay miracle.

1217. - Yeah.

1218. - It was incredible.

1219. I mean, these queens, I'm so jealous.

1220. I'm a mere Prinze.

1221. - A mere Prinze.

1222. - Waiting my whole life to use that line somewhere.

1223. - All right.

1224. Silence.

1225. I've made my decision.

1226. Bring back my girls.

1227. Welcome back, queens.

1228. I've made some decisions.

1229. Plasma, you are one funny girl.

1230. - Oh.

1231. - Condragulations, you are the winner

1232. of this week's challenge.

1233. - Yeah!

1234. Oh, my God.

1235. - You've won a cash prize of $5,000.

1236. - It means so much.

1237. And it all aligned in such a cool, perfect way.

1238. It's just, like, the coolest motherfucking

1239. feeling in the entire world.

1240. - Plane Jane, Q, Plasma,

1241. you three may join the other girls.

1242. - I can't wait to tell my mom.

1243. - Mhi'ya, your Cher wasn't strong enough.

1244. Geneva Karr, your Lady G didn't hit the spot.

1245. Mirage, your hostess was not the mostest.

1246. Mhi'ya...

1247. you're safe.

1248. You may join the other girls.

1249. - Thank you.

1250. - Geneva Karr, Mirage,

1251. I'm sorry, my dears, but you are up for elimination.

1252. - The first emotion is panic.

1253. I'm just trying to breathe and pull myself together

1254. and say you can't just go home like this.

1255. Like, this can't be it.

1256. So I'm gonna spin and twirl and give it to them.

1257. - Two queens stand before me.

1258. Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me

1259. and save yourself from elimination.

1260. The time has come for you

1261. to lip-synch for your life.

1262. Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

1263. - Come on, Geneva.

1264. Come on, Mirage.

1265. - Come on, Diva!

1266. - The only person I can watch is Mirage,

1267. because she is giving performance down.

1268. - And then I realize her mouth doesn't match the words.

1269. - She don't know the song.

1270. - Mirage kind of doesn't know the words.

1271. - No, she doesn't.

1272. - Ladies, I've made my decision.

1273. Geneva Karr, shantay, you stay.

1274. - You may join the other girls.

1275. - Thank you, mami.

1276. - Mirage, my queen, we see big things for you.

1277. Now sashay away.

1278. I'm sorry.

1279. - Just breathe.

1280. Just breathe.

1281. - Oh, my God.

1282. - I know it feels like the end,

1283. but it really is just the beginning.

1284. - Yes. - It is.

1285. - Yes! - Trust me.

1286. - Come on, Mirage.

1287. - Thank you.

1288. - We love you so much.

1289. - It's so hard to see Mirage.

1290. It just feels like you really just see her dreams

1291. just being crushed in a moment.

1292. - I wasn't prepared for how devastating it feels,

1293. you know?

1294. I'm mad at myself.

1295. I'm not mad at Ru.

1296. I just feel like I didn't leave a good impression on her,

1297. and that's embarrassing.

1298. And I, like, really put all of my eggs in one basket.

1299. Like, I didn't make anybody proud

1300. who was, like, supporting me.

1301. I am thankful for the relationships

1302. that I made with the girls here.

1303. I know we're gonna be cool after this,

1304. but I'm gonna miss them the most.

1305. This fucking sucks.

1306. - Well, condragulations, queens.

1307. And remember, if you can't love yourself,

1308. how in the hell are you gonna love somebody else?

1309. Can I get an amen up in here?

1310. Amen.

1311. - All right, now let the music play.

1312. - Next time on "RuPaul's Drag Race"...

1313. I want to collaborate with you

1314. on three hot tracks from my album "Black Butter."

1315. - You added spice to Spice Girls.

1316. - You were fantastic.

1317. - Out of everybody in the girl group,

1318. who didn't sparkle or shine.

1319. - Rest assured, I definitely have more respect for you

1320. than I do for Amanda.

1321. - Why are you such a cunt?

1322. What's with this "I have more respect for you

1323. than I do with Amanda"?

1324. Like, where is this coming from?

1325. - Get her, girl.

1326. Get her ass.