1. - We're back!Copy !req
2. It's Season 16,
and this time around,Copy !req
3. we're doing things
a little bit different.Copy !req
4. - Cue the music, because
the show is about to start!Copy !req
5. Oh.Copy !req
6. My name is Q,
and I am the one and onlyCopy !req
7. letter of the alphabet that
you need to know from now on.Copy !req
8. Q is an artist.Copy !req
9. Q is a diva.Copy !req
10. Q is beyond.Copy !req
11. First one in feels correct.Copy !req
12. Q is known for fashion,
and everything is made by me.Copy !req
13. I look good in this mirror too.Copy !req
14. I will serve a look
at every event that I'm at.Copy !req
15. I walk in, and I'm the grandest
person in the room—Copy !req
16. always, guaranteed.Copy !req
17. Oh, my gosh.Copy !req
18. I've dreamt of this moment.Copy !req
19. I don't know who's
coming in after me.Copy !req
20. But they better have
some looks to turn,Copy !req
21. because I just turned it.Copy !req
22. I feel the presence of the
Season 16 winner in this room.Copy !req
23. - Yer!Copy !req
24. The natural disaster
has arrived.Copy !req
25. My name is Xunami Muse.Copy !req
26. Xunami always looks like
she's steppedCopy !req
27. straight out of a runway.Copy !req
28. Anything that Xunami wears,
it's always...Copy !req
29. Oh! Hello.
- Hello. Hello.Copy !req
30. - Wow.Copy !req
31. I'm Xunami, Xunami Muse.Copy !req
32. - Kandy—
- Muse.Copy !req
33. - What? Muse.Copy !req
34. - Yes, that's my drag mom.Copy !req
35. Kandy is the aggressive muse
and I'm the graceful muse.Copy !req
36. She's more "ah,"
and I'm more...Copy !req
37. You'll see. Watch.Copy !req
38. Where are you from?Copy !req
39. - I'm from Kansas City.Copy !req
40. - I've been doing drag
in New York.Copy !req
41. I'm originally from Panama.Copy !req
42. I am of African, Indigenous,
and Hispanic descent.Copy !req
43. That comes out
through my drag a lot.Copy !req
44. I'm like a great mix
of Beyoncé and Celia Cruz.Copy !req
45. - So what kind of drag
do you do mostly?Copy !req
46. - I am definitely a performer.Copy !req
47. - Uh-huh.Copy !req
48. - But I'm also a model.
- Oh.Copy !req
49. OK.Copy !req
50. - Yes.Copy !req
51. I'm signed with an
agency in New York.Copy !req
52. - Oh!
She's a professional.Copy !req
53. I wonder what kind of other
girls we're going to get.Copy !req
54. - Oh, girl!Copy !req
55. Hopefully some cute ones,
like us.Copy !req
56. - Hopefully no more
TikTok people.Copy !req
57. - Oh!
- Oh!Copy !req
58. - Don't be sleeping on them.Copy !req
59. Some of them TikTokers be
pulling the—the checks.Copy !req
60. - Yeah, but then, you know,
they can't perform.Copy !req
61. - Ooh!Copy !req
62. - Oh.Copy !req
63. - Wait a second.Copy !req
64. This place doesn't have
a bidet.Copy !req
65. I'm Amanda Tori Meating.Copy !req
66. I'm blonde, glamorous,
and selling itCopy !req
67. for a very fair price
on Hollywood Boulevard.Copy !req
68. Amanda Tori Meating comes from
all the times I've been calledCopy !req
69. into the boss's office,
thinking,Copy !req
70. "Fuck, I'm about
to get fired."Copy !req
71. But then I walk out
with a big, fat promotion.Copy !req
72. And they can put a ding
right there.Copy !req
73. Ding!Copy !req
74. - Executive realness.Copy !req
75. - Girl.
Secretary.Copy !req
76. - Right.
- Hey, divas!Copy !req
77. - Hi!
- Hi!Copy !req
78. - What's up?Copy !req
79. - Yes.Copy !req
80. - Hi, gorgeous.Copy !req
81. - Amanda's look is
interesting, for sure.Copy !req
82. What kind of drag do you do?Copy !req
83. - Good drag.
- Ooh!Copy !req
84. - Good drag.Copy !req
85. - I was going to be like,
"You sure?" But I'm kidding.Copy !req
86. I'm kidding!Copy !req
87. I'm kidding!Copy !req
88. I can't help myself.Copy !req
89. Listen, I've just been
waiting so long to be here.Copy !req
90. So I've got to take
in the moment—Copy !req
91. - OK, you got to take it all.
- You know what I mean?Copy !req
92. - Because you're not going
to be here that long.Copy !req
93. I'm just kidding.
- Ah!Copy !req
94. - Just kidding!Copy !req
95. My drag style is
bright colors,Copy !req
96. dramatic shoulders.Copy !req
97. There's an '80s influence.Copy !req
98. I love drama in the outfit.Copy !req
99. - She keeps
looking back, like...Copy !req
100. - She's like, who's next?Copy !req
101. - Where's the next bitch?Copy !req
102. - She's ready.Copy !req
103. She's like, I'm tired
of these cunts!Copy !req
104. - Well, just—just you.Copy !req
105. - Hola, muchachos!Copy !req
106. The beauty
and the booty is here.Copy !req
107. My name is Morphine Love Dion.Copy !req
108. I am the Latina goddess
of Miami, Florida—Copy !req
109. the absolute perra,Copy !req
110. and I'm here to heat things up.Copy !req
111. - Show us the nails.Copy !req
112. Show us the nails.
OK.Copy !req
113. Yes!Copy !req
114. - My drag is all
about the mug.Copy !req
115. Makeup always has to be
100 mug, Iana Dupree.Copy !req
116. And also showing off my ass
as much as I possibly can.Copy !req
117. - For a second I thought
I was the body girl,Copy !req
118. then she walked in.Copy !req
119. - I am the body girl.Copy !req
120. My voluptuous, juicy ass
is 100% natural.Copy !req
121. And by that I mean, BBL.Copy !req
122. Oh, my God!Copy !req
123. - You know what?Copy !req
124. - Ah! Oh, my God.Copy !req
125. Xunami Muse, she is actually
one of my really good friends.Copy !req
126. When I go to New York,
we kiki really hard.Copy !req
127. - This is my girl, OK.Copy !req
128. - Girl, we go way back.Copy !req
129. - Girl!Copy !req
130. Morphine is a great
performing artistCopy !req
131. and she is always
mugged, beautiful.Copy !req
132. She is one to watch.Copy !req
133. - What kind of drag do you do?Copy !req
134. - I do it all.
I'm a dancer.Copy !req
135. - She's a great dancer.Copy !req
136. - I'm a mug queen.Copy !req
137. When you're at
a Morphine Love show,Copy !req
138. people are just
absolutely enticed.Copy !req
139. And they cannot get their eyes
off of me because of allCopy !req
140. this beauty, obviously.Copy !req
141. Wait, who said
they were the body?Copy !req
142. Because girl...Copy !req
143. - This one.Copy !req
144. - Oh, OK.
OK.Copy !req
145. OK.Copy !req
146. - Not—not the real body.Copy !req
147. - Ah!Copy !req
148. - I love the double-A cups,
babe.Copy !req
149. - Oh, thank you.Copy !req
150. - So cut.Copy !req
151. It's Season 16, and you're
wearing a breastplateCopy !req
152. and you see the neckline?Copy !req
153. At least hide it
with a necklace or something.Copy !req
154. I mean, that's just me.Copy !req
155. I don't judge, but I'm judging.Copy !req
156. I'm really excited to be here.Copy !req
157. I see top four right here.Copy !req
158. - Oh!
You know why?Copy !req
159. - I'm just kidding.
I don't.Copy !req
160. Sorry, babe.Copy !req
161. - Ooh.Copy !req
162. - Girl, what the fuck?
- I'm scared.Copy !req
163. - I think this place
is haunted!Copy !req
164. I'm Sapphira Cristál and I'm
Philadelphia's crown jewel.Copy !req
165. - Ooh!Copy !req
166. You better slow-motion stop.Copy !req
167. - Give it to us.
- You better.Copy !req
168. - My hair is big.Copy !req
169. My drag is big.Copy !req
170. More is more,
and bigger is better.Copy !req
171. Hello, gorgeous!Copy !req
172. - Ah!
- Ah!Copy !req
173. - You spooked us out
with that spooky number.Copy !req
174. - Oh, yeah.
Well—Copy !req
175. - Are you a singer?
- I am.Copy !req
176. - She's an opera singer.Copy !req
177. - I'm an opera singer.Copy !req
178. - Oh, my God!Copy !req
179. - I sing jazz. I sing opera.Copy !req
180. I sing R&B.
If it's singing, I can do it.Copy !req
181. - Damn it!Copy !req
182. My performance strengths are,
I host, I sing, I dance,Copy !req
183. I do comedy, I act.Copy !req
184. What aren't
my performance strengths?Copy !req
185. That's a—that's
a shorter list.Copy !req
186. - She's going to be some
tough competition, I see it.Copy !req
187. - Me?
- Yes, you.Copy !req
188. - I—I am—Copy !req
189. there is no competition.Copy !req
190. Sapphira Cristál is
a living, breathing, walking,Copy !req
191. talking, moving miracle.Copy !req
192. Check that.Copy !req
193. - Ooh.Copy !req
194. - I hope you trash bags
are ready to lose.Copy !req
195. - OK.Copy !req
196. My name is Mirage,
and I am knownCopy !req
197. as the "Legs of Las Vegas."Copy !req
198. I am feeling like
a bad bitch, becauseCopy !req
199. I just called everybody trash.Copy !req
200. I hear the whispers.Copy !req
201. - And I am choosing
not to address them.Copy !req
202. My drag is very,
like, colorful.Copy !req
203. It's kind of like a stripper
who shops at Claire's.Copy !req
204. - Oh, wow.
- Yes, ma'am.Copy !req
205. Ooh!Copy !req
206. - I pull a lot of my
inspiration from Vegas—Copy !req
207. like feathers,
and the stripper shoe,Copy !req
208. and big, giant titties.Copy !req
209. - Hi!Copy !req
210. - How are you, guys?
- Hi.Copy !req
211. - Xunami.
- Yes?Copy !req
212. - Sickening.
- Ooh!Copy !req
213. - I follow you on Instagram.
Think you're gorg.Copy !req
214. - Do I follow you back?
- I don't know.Copy !req
215. - Morphine, girl,
I follow you too.Copy !req
216. - Really?Copy !req
217. - Yes!Copy !req
218. - I love the bracelets
and everything.Copy !req
219. - Thanks.
I made them.Copy !req
220. - You made the bracelets?Copy !req
221. - It's giving eccentric,
chaotic allure.Copy !req
222. - I've heard chaotic
more than once.Copy !req
223. I'll take it.
I'll take it.Copy !req
224. - She is like if a Crayola
box melted and you went...Copy !req
225. on the—on the wall, bitch.Copy !req
226. But she looks great.Copy !req
227. - Rise and shine,
motherfuckers.Copy !req
228. It's Dawn.Copy !req
229. - Ooh, she's got a potty mouth.Copy !req
230. - I'm Dawn,
and I'm the ethereal elfCopy !req
231. goddess of Brooklyn.Copy !req
232. Dawn is known
for turning big looks.Copy !req
233. Dawn is known for silhouettes.Copy !req
234. Dawn is known for extravagant,
never before seen.Copy !req
235. I feel so pussy!Copy !req
236. I make all my own clothes.Copy !req
237. I style all my own wigs.Copy !req
238. I design everything.
How are you?Copy !req
239. - How are you?
- How are you?Copy !req
240. I've followed you forever.Copy !req
241. - Oh, I know.
You too.Copy !req
242. - This!Copy !req
243. - Stun.
- It's so good.Copy !req
244. - It's just some looks.Copy !req
245. - Subtle, simple.Copy !req
246. I know that Q is
an amazing seamstress.Copy !req
247. I know that she is a designer.Copy !req
248. And I know that she makes drag.Copy !req
249. So I'm excited to go
head-to-head with her.Copy !req
250. Give me it.Copy !req
251. Let's go!Copy !req
252. Let's battle.Copy !req
253. - Oh!
- Whoo!Copy !req
254. Whoo!
- Girl.Copy !req
255. - She done already
done had herses.Copy !req
256. - Already?
What?Copy !req
257. - Yeah.
- Oh, my God. OK.Copy !req
258. - Immediately when I hear
the Rumail,Copy !req
259. I'm like, oh, my God.
Split premiere.Copy !req
260. - If you know the history
of "Drag Race,"Copy !req
261. if you have watched
the show, Tamar,Copy !req
262. you know what's happening
right now.Copy !req
263. - Hey, Ladykins.Copy !req
264. - Whoo!Copy !req
265. - It's Mama Ru.Copy !req
266. And girl, I'm here
to spill the tea.Copy !req
267. - Yes.Copy !req
268. - Stomp like a glamazon,Copy !req
269. set your pussy on fire.Copy !req
270. - Ooh!Copy !req
271. - 'Cause queen, queer,
butch, or femme,Copy !req
272. the House of Love
will always win.Copy !req
273. - Yes, girl.
- It will!Copy !req
274. - Yes, bitch.Copy !req
275. - Hello, hello, hello.Copy !req
276. Hi.Copy !req
277. - I love the little outfit.Copy !req
278. Giving train conductor.Copy !req
279. - Yes, we're going to be
pulling a train later.Copy !req
280. - Whoo! Whoo!Copy !req
281. - Oh, my God. Oh, HR.Copy !req
282. Oh, my God.Copy !req
283. My queens, welcome
to "RuPaul's Drag Race,"Copy !req
284. Season 16.Copy !req
285. - Oh!
- Wow!Copy !req
286. - From this moment on, you will
forever be one of my girls.Copy !req
287. Your mission,
if you choose to accept it,Copy !req
288. is to spread your charisma,
uniqueness,Copy !req
289. nerve, and talent around
the mother-tucking world.Copy !req
290. - Yes.Copy !req
291. - But you've already
done that, haven't you?Copy !req
292. - You know.Copy !req
293. - Now, as the first
seven queens to arrive,Copy !req
294. I must warn you.Copy !req
295. Several many twists,
turns, tantrums...Copy !req
296. - Ope.
- And tiaras lie ahead.Copy !req
297. But in the end, the winner
of "RuPaul's Drag Race"Copy !req
298. will receive a one-year supplyCopy !req
299. of Anastasia Beverly Hills
cosmetics—Copy !req
300. - OK.Copy !req
301. - Plus, a gag-worthy
grand prize of $200,000,Copy !req
302. served by Cash App.Copy !req
303. - Yes!Copy !req
304. - $200,000!Copy !req
305. Whoo!Copy !req
306. - Yes, bitch.Copy !req
307. - Ladykins, are you
ready for your close-up?Copy !req
308. - Yes.
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
309. - I am.Copy !req
310. - For your first
photoshoot, you needCopy !req
311. to sashay your way to my
front porch, ring my bell...Copy !req
312. And pose the house down—Copy !req
313. literally.Copy !req
314. Oops!Copy !req
315. Gotta run.Copy !req
316. I'm expecting a big package.Copy !req
317. Oh, pit crew!Copy !req
318. - Bitch, I'm gagged!Copy !req
319. I know it's not just
going to be a photoshoot.Copy !req
320. RuPaul has something
up her sleeve for us.Copy !req
321. - This is Season 16.Copy !req
322. The competition has
officially started.Copy !req
323. Let the games begin.Copy !req
324. - Yes!Copy !req
325. Best drag queen win.Copy !req
326. - Here comes trouble.Copy !req
327. - The photoshoot mini
challenge is about to start.Copy !req
328. And bitch,
I'm a little confused.Copy !req
329. Very quaint.Copy !req
330. I see no RuPaul.Copy !req
331. And I'm not liking that.Copy !req
332. - Hey, Amanda,
I'd invite you in,Copy !req
333. but I just shampooed
the carpets.Copy !req
334. I'm just looking at you
from the camera.Copy !req
335. I'm looking at you right now.Copy !req
336. - I know whatever camera
they got on that front door,Copy !req
337. it's not taking a pretty
photo of me today.Copy !req
338. - So why don't you hit
some poses?Copy !req
339. You can pose
on my front porch.Copy !req
340. Ooh, I love
what you're wearing.Copy !req
341. Why don't you sell
that outfit?Copy !req
342. Make me a satisfied customer.Copy !req
343. Use those knockers.Copy !req
344. - Oh!Copy !req
345. I use these knockers
all the time.Copy !req
346. - I mean,
the knocker on my door.Copy !req
347. - Oh.Copy !req
348. Listen.Copy !req
349. I don't really consider
myself much of a model.Copy !req
350. But I definitely
look sickening and slay.Copy !req
351. So if the camera captures that,
then I guess I'm a model.Copy !req
352. - Come closer.Copy !req
353. Closer.Copy !req
354. - Is this close enough?Copy !req
355. - Oh, oh, back up.Copy !req
356. Back up, girl.Copy !req
357. Say hello to the folks in
the neighborhood for me, OK?Copy !req
358. - OK. RuPaul said hello.Copy !req
359. - Freeze!Copy !req
360. - Freeze!Copy !req
361. - Nobody move!Copy !req
362. - Oh!Copy !req
363. - I am making
a citizen arrest.Copy !req
364. - I know Love Connie.Copy !req
365. And that dusty old bitch
comes up to me out of nowhere.Copy !req
366. Listen, this is my moment.Copy !req
367. I want to have it!Copy !req
368. - Lloyd, call the cops
right now!Copy !req
369. There is another white woman
in this neighborhood.Copy !req
370. - Now, you're Q.
Is that right?Copy !req
371. - That's right.
That's right, ma'am.Copy !req
372. - What does the Q stand for?
Queef?Copy !req
373. - Oh, no!Copy !req
374. - Why don't we have
some picture time?Copy !req
375. - You just hear Ru
talking to you,Copy !req
376. and it's just like,
what do you want from me?Copy !req
377. - Give us your best
American Gothic.Copy !req
378. - Trying to make sense
of what he's saying,Copy !req
379. but also be coy
and—and look good.Copy !req
380. - Point to the favorite
part of your body.Copy !req
381. Not in my backyard.Copy !req
382. - Am I just doing anything?Copy !req
383. - I'm looking at you, Xunami.Copy !req
384. - Ah! Hi.Copy !req
385. - Come up to the front door.Copy !req
386. Let me get a good look at you.Copy !req
387. Gorgeous.Copy !req
388. - I know.Copy !req
389. Listen, the first challenge
being a photoshoot,Copy !req
390. I have high hopes for myself.Copy !req
391. I'm ready to pose
the house down, boots!Copy !req
392. Mother!Copy !req
393. Ah, I don't know.Copy !req
394. Please don't use that.Copy !req
395. How about I rake your leaves?Copy !req
396. - Oh, that's nice.Copy !req
397. So why don't you pose
with the rake?Copy !req
398. So it's Xunami, not Tsunami?Copy !req
399. - Xunami, like the wave.Copy !req
400. I mean, honestly,
you got the $200,000,Copy !req
401. so it can be whatever
you want it to be.Copy !req
402. This ain't no model home.Copy !req
403. This is a supermodel home.Copy !req
404. - Girl, that was fun.Copy !req
405. I want to do it again.Copy !req
406. - She's back!Copy !req
407. - Girl, I cannot wait
to get out of drag.Copy !req
408. - I think it's exciting
to see whatCopy !req
409. some of these little queens
look like out of this geish.Copy !req
410. - This is 40 inches
of human hair.Copy !req
411. - Ah!Copy !req
412. - And maybe
they're surprised by me.Copy !req
413. I go from cunty
to, like, this little egg.Copy !req
414. A cute little egg though.Copy !req
415. You look so scary right now.Copy !req
416. - What do you mean, dear?Copy !req
417. - Like the Cryptkeeper!Copy !req
418. - So you're familiar
with my work?Copy !req
419. - No.Copy !req
420. - You bitch!Copy !req
421. - Oh.Copy !req
422. Oh, who is this?Copy !req
423. - To be honest,
I was kind of hopingCopy !req
424. I'd get dunked in a pool.Copy !req
425. But making an ass out of myself
on a front porch is fun too.Copy !req
426. Excuse me!Copy !req
427. I have bacon.Copy !req
428. - What kind of bacon you got?Copy !req
429. - Vegan.Copy !req
430. - Bitch, you better get
off my front porch.Copy !req
431. - OK.Copy !req
432. - I ain't studying
no vegan bacon.Copy !req
433. Are you vegan?Copy !req
434. - I actually think
we should let animals vote.Copy !req
435. - And who do you think
they would vote for?Copy !req
436. - Not you.Copy !req
437. OK.Copy !req
438. - I'm here to make Ru laugh.
That's it.Copy !req
439. - Pose with the hose.Copy !req
440. Pose with the hose.
Pose with the hose.Copy !req
441. Oh, yes!Copy !req
442. - Not my first time.Copy !req
443. - No, it's not.Copy !req
444. Oh, there goes
the neighborhood.Copy !req
445. - Lloyd, there's a clown
on the front yard next door!Copy !req
446. Ick!
Get away from me!Copy !req
447. Ick!
- But what if I didn't?Copy !req
448. - Get away from me, wildebeest!
- But what if I didn't?Copy !req
449. - Wildebeest!Copy !req
450. - Wildebeest!Copy !req
451. - Are you the morphine
I ordered?Copy !req
452. - Yeah.Copy !req
453. Right—right here, baby.Copy !req
454. I'm—just got delivered.Copy !req
455. - Prove to me
you are morphine.Copy !req
456. Pose the house down.Copy !req
457. She's got nails and she knows
how to use them.Copy !req
458. With those nails on,
do you think youCopy !req
459. could sell me that lawn mower?Copy !req
460. - Oh.Copy !req
461. Uh, sold!Copy !req
462. Oh!Copy !req
463. I'll take two.Copy !req
464. - I'm going to do this way
so you—so you see my ass.Copy !req
465. - That doesn't look
like padding.Copy !req
466. - Because it's not.Copy !req
467. Look, you can blame
Obama for that.Copy !req
468. - You! You, stop!Copy !req
469. - Oh!Copy !req
470. - Right now—
I got the car started.Copy !req
471. You were going to church
at First Baptist.Copy !req
472. - I don't like church.Copy !req
473. - Church don't like you,
you little heifer heathen!Copy !req
474. Get in the car!Copy !req
475. - Hey, lady.Copy !req
476. Can you grab my mail for me?Copy !req
477. Is my mail right down there on
the front stoop right there?Copy !req
478. - Yes.
- Is it?Copy !req
479. - Oh, yeah. Oh.Copy !req
480. OK, I heard it was going
to be a photoshoot,Copy !req
481. and I'm thinking
I got this in the bag.Copy !req
482. This is not what
I was expecting at all.Copy !req
483. - Nice!Copy !req
484. And that ass is
holding them up.Copy !req
485. - Thank God for my
big, fat, juicy ass,Copy !req
486. because these hula hoops would
have hit the floor already.Copy !req
487. - My neighbors are jealous
right now.Copy !req
488. - Oh, my God!Copy !req
489. - Oh, oh, oh, OK.Copy !req
490. Work it.Copy !req
491. Sapphira, oh, you walking up
here like a Jehovah's Witness.Copy !req
492. - I'm here to share the good
news that I am stunning!Copy !req
493. Yes, honey.Copy !req
494. That good front porch light.Copy !req
495. - Yeah.Copy !req
496. - Ooh!Copy !req
497. Ain't nobody robbing you.Copy !req
498. I want to see you work this
little sidewalk up in here.Copy !req
499. - Work the sidewalk?Copy !req
500. - Yeah.Copy !req
501. Don't tell me
you're a strangerCopy !req
502. to working the sidewalk.Copy !req
503. Oh! OK. Oh!Copy !req
504. Peek-a-Ru, I see you!Copy !req
505. - I'm Sapphira Cristál.Copy !req
506. I will pose
for any camera, honey.Copy !req
507. It'll be a doorbell camera,
video camera,Copy !req
508. photograph camera.Copy !req
509. If there's a camera around,
I'm ready for it.Copy !req
510. - Ru, I know you're in there.Copy !req
511. Come out.Copy !req
512. RuPaul, open up!Copy !req
513. I know you're in there!Copy !req
514. Are you coming out?Copy !req
515. Because I got all day.Copy !req
516. You know I ain't got no job.Copy !req
517. Ms. Paul!Copy !req
518. Ru!Copy !req
519. - Whoo, girl.Copy !req
520. - Oh, she's back.
Ooh!Copy !req
521. She's glistening!Copy !req
522. - Photoshoot just ends, and
I'm ready to get out of drag!Copy !req
523. Oh, finally I can take
this hot-ass thing off.Copy !req
524. Now.Copy !req
525. - We're all here now.Copy !req
526. - We're here.Copy !req
527. Everyone is also
getting out of drag.Copy !req
528. Oh! Hey, y'all.Copy !req
529. - Excited to see what
everybody looks like.Copy !req
530. - This is a hot group of folk.Copy !req
531. They're all so delicious.Copy !req
532. - Bangs are not banging,
but that's OK.Copy !req
533. - Amanda, I'm
shocked about whatCopy !req
534. she looks like out of drag.Copy !req
535. Mainly because
she has great boneCopy !req
536. structure, which
didn't really readCopy !req
537. when she was wearing makeup.Copy !req
538. Is it giving newborn child?Copy !req
539. - You know
the peanut butter baby?Copy !req
540. - Not the peanut butter baby.Copy !req
541. - Whose child is this?Copy !req
542. - You're so tiny
without your heels on—Copy !req
543. - I know.
I know.Copy !req
544. - And your hair.Copy !req
545. - I'm just a little guy.Copy !req
546. I go from elf to twink.Copy !req
547. Like, where's
the confusion here?Copy !req
548. - Is anyone scared of any
challenge in particular?Copy !req
549. - I mean, I'm kind of scared
at the challenges that are,Copy !req
550. like, things I know
I'm good at.Copy !req
551. - I'm just curious as to what
you might think those thingsCopy !req
552. that you're good at are.Copy !req
553. - Oh!Copy !req
554. - Oh, my God.Copy !req
555. - I think the other
queens underestimate me.Copy !req
556. I'm a studied actress.Copy !req
557. I'm a dazzling singer.Copy !req
558. I'm a high energy performer.Copy !req
559. And I'll be laughing at them
from the winner's circle.Copy !req
560. - Hi!Copy !req
561. - Hi!
- Hello!Copy !req
562. - My queens!Copy !req
563. Y'all crazy.Copy !req
564. - A little bit.Copy !req
565. - But one of you porch pirates
really stole the show.Copy !req
566. The winner of today's mini
challenge is...Copy !req
567. Sapphira Cristál.Copy !req
568. - Whoo!
- Wow.Copy !req
569. - Yes, baby!Copy !req
570. - You've won a cash prize
of $2,500.Copy !req
571. - Whoa!Copy !req
572. - Nice!Copy !req
573. - Now, Ladykins,
this week we areCopy !req
574. paying tribute to a classic—Copy !req
575. MTV's "Spring Break."Copy !req
576. - Who forgot to say shantay?Copy !req
577. - You better work, bitch.Copy !req
578. I hereby crown you
King of the Beach.Copy !req
579. That's right.Copy !req
580. I've been crowning
winners since 1993.Copy !req
581. - Oh, my God.Copy !req
582. I wasn't even born.Copy !req
583. - Wow.Copy !req
584. - So for your first
maxi challenge,Copy !req
585. we are transforming
the main stage into MTV'sCopy !req
586. "Spring Break" talent show.Copy !req
587. - Whoo!Copy !req
588. - And the best part?Copy !req
589. It's not happening in Florida!Copy !req
590. - Hey!
- Yes!Copy !req
591. - I am so excited to be
a part of MTV'sCopy !req
592. "Spring Break" talent show.Copy !req
593. I cannot believe that I get
to be a part of this legacy.Copy !req
594. - Racers, start your engines.Copy !req
595. And may the best drag queen—Copy !req
596. wait a minute!Copy !req
597. - Oh.
- There's more.Copy !req
598. - Oh.Copy !req
599. - I almost forgot.Copy !req
600. In addition to
a cash prize of $5,000,Copy !req
601. the winner of this
week's challengeCopy !req
602. will also receive immunity.Copy !req
603. - Ooh!Copy !req
604. - Oh, my God!Copy !req
605. - It's back?Copy !req
606. - That's right!Copy !req
607. Immunity is back.Copy !req
608. - Oh, my God!Copy !req
609. - We haven't had
immunity since Season 5.Copy !req
610. That is insane.Copy !req
611. - Now, you can use
immunity to save yourselfCopy !req
612. from a future elimination.Copy !req
613. Now, racers,
start your engines!Copy !req
614. And may the best drag queen—Copy !req
615. wait a minute!Copy !req
616. - Wait a minute!
Wait a minute!Copy !req
617. Wait a minute!
- Hold up.Copy !req
618. One last thing, I promise.Copy !req
619. This week,
I will not be judging you.Copy !req
620. - What?Copy !req
621. - Instead, you'll be
judging each other.Copy !req
622. - Ooh.Copy !req
623. - Using a peer
evaluation systemCopy !req
624. we're calling Rate-A-Queen.Copy !req
625. More about that later.Copy !req
626. - RuPaul is throwing
more twists and turnsCopy !req
627. than the teacup ride
at Disneyland, bitch.Copy !req
628. - Racers, start your engines,Copy !req
629. and may
the best drag queen win!Copy !req
630. - Are you kidding me?Copy !req
631. - The twistery, girl.Copy !req
632. - Bitch, we just met
each other and nowCopy !req
633. we gotta rate each other?Copy !req
634. This takes this
to a whole 'nother level.Copy !req
635. - Whoo!Copy !req
636. Hey!Copy !req
637. Hey!Copy !req
638. - So it's a new day, and it
is the first ever eliminationCopy !req
639. on "RuPaul's Drag Race"
Season 16,Copy !req
640. and I am kind of
shitting bricks.Copy !req
641. Oh, my God.Copy !req
642. I'm so nervous.Copy !req
643. - OK, so how are we doing
this Rate-A-Queen, mamas?Copy !req
644. Like, what is the criterion?Copy !req
645. - Who do I have to pay off?Copy !req
646. - When it comes
to this Rate-A-Queen,Copy !req
647. there are many different waysCopy !req
648. that the girls could go, right?Copy !req
649. They could vote
based on friendship.Copy !req
650. They could vote
based on strategy.Copy !req
651. They could vote based on
who loaned themCopy !req
652. a rhinestone tank top
for the runway.Copy !req
653. - I've already been
rating all the queensCopy !req
654. since I got here, so.
- OK.Copy !req
655. So are you going to go
by that judgment,Copy !req
656. or by how we do tonight?Copy !req
657. - Good is good.Copy !req
658. - What if my good
isn't your good?Copy !req
659. - Good is good.Copy !req
660. - Oh, wow.Copy !req
661. - She's going
on personal feelings.Copy !req
662. - Every single thing
in my brain is just like,Copy !req
663. what if they hate you?
What if they don't like you?Copy !req
664. What if you're in the bottom?Copy !req
665. What if they put you
in the bottom?Copy !req
666. La, la, la, la—no one wants
to be Porkchop'd.Copy !req
667. - I'm sure your good is great.Copy !req
668. - Except for when it's not.Copy !req
669. - It's failing scores
for all of you.Copy !req
670. - I'm about to judge
every one of these people.Copy !req
671. - I feel like these girls
are going to be a little bitCopy !req
672. shady with the rank-ifying.Copy !req
673. They might try
and stuff the ballot box.Copy !req
674. - So who has been
to the doctor?Copy !req
675. - Oh, like, to have work?Copy !req
676. I've gotten Botox before.Copy !req
677. - Botox?Copy !req
678. Where?Copy !req
679. I don't see it.Copy !req
680. The wrinkles are
still there, honey.Copy !req
681. She needs to get
her money back,Copy !req
682. because I don't know
where it went.Copy !req
683. - I might have gotten
touched by an angel.Copy !req
684. - Dr. BBL?Copy !req
685. - Dr. BBL.
- Show us your ass.Copy !req
686. - It's—it's not huge.Copy !req
687. It's just, you know.Copy !req
688. - Oh, yes.Copy !req
689. - Morphine's like Arby's.Copy !req
690. She do got the meats.Copy !req
691. - She said it's not huge.Copy !req
692. It's just—
- I want that!Copy !req
693. - I mean.Copy !req
694. - That's what I want!Copy !req
695. - I'm the BBL queen.Copy !req
696. But my ass looks like two...Copy !req
697. Next to Sapphira's ass, bitch.Copy !req
698. That's all you?Copy !req
699. That's all natural?Copy !req
700. - This is all me.Copy !req
701. I'm 100% Houston—Copy !req
702. - Girl.
- Texas.Copy !req
703. - That's a whole truck, bitch.Copy !req
704. - When that natural fat
go what it do,Copy !req
705. when it do what it do, baby...Copy !req
706. - Ah!Copy !req
707. - The hell?Copy !req
708. - Shut up.Copy !req
709. - What is going on now?Copy !req
710. Are the other seven
coming in now?Copy !req
711. - Do we have a door?Copy !req
712. - No one's home.Copy !req
713. - Oh, hello!Copy !req
714. Hello?Copy !req
715. Anybody here?Copy !req
716. Hi!Copy !req
717. Welcome to the neighborhood!Copy !req
718. Charlize Theron here.Copy !req
719. - Shit!Copy !req
720. - Oh, bitch!
- Ah!Copy !req
721. It's Aeon Flux!Copy !req
722. - Hi.Copy !req
723. - I am absolutely shook.Copy !req
724. In walks our guest judge this
week, Oscar-winning Charlize,Copy !req
725. looking absolutely stunning.Copy !req
726. And I have half my eyebrows on.Copy !req
727. - I baked you all
a little something.Copy !req
728. Yes, I did.Copy !req
729. These are Malva puddings
from South Africa,Copy !req
730. because I'm from South Africa.Copy !req
731. They're a little bit like me.Copy !req
732. Could be a little dry,
but super sweet.Copy !req
733. - Ah.Copy !req
734. - That's cute.Copy !req
735. - And if Ru asks, I did
bake them in my lovin' oven.Copy !req
736. - Ah!Copy !req
737. - An Oscar-winning actress
made little fuckingCopy !req
738. cakes for us to eat,
and I'm eatingCopy !req
739. every single one of them.Copy !req
740. - Sorry, I'm just staring.Copy !req
741. - Stare away, baby.Copy !req
742. I mean.Copy !req
743. - Look at this outfit!Copy !req
744. - Yes, ma'am!Copy !req
745. - Whoo!Copy !req
746. - J'adore Dior in the house.
- Whoo!Copy !req
747. Whoo!Copy !req
748. - All right!Copy !req
749. - OK, so tell me.
What's going on?Copy !req
750. What are you guys doing?
What's happening?Copy !req
751. How are you feeling?Copy !req
752. - I cannot wait for you
to see the talent show.Copy !req
753. - Yes!
- Yes, absolutely.Copy !req
754. - So that's the thing
that's really interesting.Copy !req
755. You guys have to be,
like, triple threats.Copy !req
756. I would be fucked.Copy !req
757. Listen, I just wanted to say,Copy !req
758. given the climate
in our country right now,Copy !req
759. there is a lot of energy
being put towardsCopy !req
760. your community not existing.Copy !req
761. I truly believe
that all of thatCopy !req
762. is coming from a place of fear.Copy !req
763. - Yeah.
- Yeah.Copy !req
764. - The beauty
of who you guys are,Copy !req
765. what your community brings
to all of us,Copy !req
766. and the truth of who you areCopy !req
767. and what you represent
will come out.Copy !req
768. - Yes!Copy !req
769. - So don't give up.Copy !req
770. - Thank you for
speaking up for us.Copy !req
771. - Thank you.
- Always.Copy !req
772. - Thank you.Copy !req
773. - I love that
Charlize came here.Copy !req
774. She's using her platform
to protect our rights.Copy !req
775. It's very affirming,
you know, as an artistCopy !req
776. when our allies share
the message of loveCopy !req
777. that we bring when we do this.Copy !req
778. - So shine, be fabulous.Copy !req
779. I'm going to leave you
guys now, because ICopy !req
780. know you have to work.Copy !req
781. - Thank you.Copy !req
782. - Can we keep these?Copy !req
783. - You can have those.Copy !req
784. - So yummy.Copy !req
785. - OK, so three things
I want to leave you with.Copy !req
786. Good luck.Copy !req
787. Don't fuck it up.Copy !req
788. And, oh, pit crew?Copy !req
789. - Whoo!
- Damn!Copy !req
790. - Oh, shit!
- Yes.Copy !req
791. So sorry.
So sorry.Copy !req
792. - Take her away.Copy !req
793. - Bye.Copy !req
794. - Oh!Copy !req
795. - Oh, that's so fun!Copy !req
796. Oh, I'm excited!Copy !req
797. - That gave me
the right amount of energyCopy !req
798. right before the talent show.Copy !req
799. - Who here is
from a small town?Copy !req
800. - Me.Copy !req
801. So I live in Missouri now.Copy !req
802. But I grew up in Kansas.Copy !req
803. - OK.Copy !req
804. - How was it
growing up and beingCopy !req
805. queer in your small town?Copy !req
806. - Honestly, I feel like
it was worse for meCopy !req
807. before I came out.Copy !req
808. It's always like, are you gay?
Are you gay?Copy !req
809. Are you gay?
Are you gay?Copy !req
810. No, I like girls.Copy !req
811. I promise.Copy !req
812. - In middle school,
I dated multiple girlsCopy !req
813. at once to try to hide
the fact that I was queer.Copy !req
814. I kind of have had
to hide from my parents,Copy !req
815. like, until this day
kind of, sort of.Copy !req
816. - Do they know you do drag?
- They don't know.Copy !req
817. - They don't know?
- And I live with them.Copy !req
818. - Wait, you live with them and
they don't know you do drag?Copy !req
819. - All my life, I lived
like Hannah Montana.Copy !req
820. Like—
- Whoa.Copy !req
821. - Double.
- Gag!Copy !req
822. - I don't want America to be
like, how did they not know?Copy !req
823. But I never come home in drag.Copy !req
824. I never leave the house
in drag.Copy !req
825. My parents have never
seen me in drag.Copy !req
826. It's very much
the elephant in the room.Copy !req
827. They suspect.Copy !req
828. - But they don't want
to talk about.Copy !req
829. - Don't say shit about it?Copy !req
830. - They don't want
to talk about it, yeah.Copy !req
831. - Oh, my goodness.Copy !req
832. I think that's common
where people, like,Copy !req
833. they don't want
to accept the fact,Copy !req
834. so they just build some
truth in their mindCopy !req
835. that it doesn't exist.Copy !req
836. - Do they know
you're here, or no?Copy !req
837. - I don't know how my parents
are going to react to me beingCopy !req
838. here, you know,
in the biggest televisionCopy !req
839. series in the world.Copy !req
840. I'm just ready
to live my life and notCopy !req
841. focus on the worry of my
parents catching me anymore.Copy !req
842. I'm ready to just be me.Copy !req
843. - Oh, my God!Copy !req
844. Are you telling me
I talked to CharlizeCopy !req
845. like this the whole time?Copy !req
846. - Yeah, girl.Copy !req
847. - I'm excited.Copy !req
848. Let's get fucking going!Copy !req
849. - Whoo!Copy !req
850. Yes, sherbet.Copy !req
851. - Wow.Copy !req
852. - Welcome to the main stage
of "RuPaul's Drag Race."Copy !req
853. It's my favorite monster,
Michelle Visage.Copy !req
854. Now, Michelle, you knowCopy !req
855. you're in the splash zone
tonight, right?Copy !req
856. - I've always thought of myself
as more of a squirter.Copy !req
857. - Ooh!
- Ooh!Copy !req
858. - From one atomic blonde
to another,Copy !req
859. it's Carson Kressley.Copy !req
860. - Oh, here's a bombshell, Ru.Copy !req
861. I'm only blond up here.Copy !req
862. - I'm only blonde up here too.Copy !req
863. I never thought about it.Copy !req
864. - And the amazing
Charlize Theron.Copy !req
865. Welcome!Copy !req
866. We are so happy you're here!Copy !req
867. - I'm thrilled to be here.Copy !req
868. - This week
we challenged our queensCopy !req
869. to let it all hang out at MTV's
"Spring Break" talent show.Copy !req
870. Racers, start your engines.Copy !req
871. And may the best
drag queen win.Copy !req
872. Welcome to MTV's
"Spring Break" talent show.Copy !req
873. Here's our host,
Derrick Barry!Copy !req
874. - What?Copy !req
875. - Hi, guys.Copy !req
876. It's Britney, bitch.Copy !req
877. Are y'all ready
to see some talent?Copy !req
878. - Yes!Copy !req
879. - From Miami, Florida, here's
a shot of Morphine Love Dion.Copy !req
880. - Yes, bitch.Copy !req
881. - What?Copy !req
882. - Oh!Copy !req
883. - Both of my parents are
from Nicaragua,Copy !req
884. full-blown Latina sangre,
mi amor.Copy !req
885. So I always try to incorporate
my Latino Hispanic cultureCopy !req
886. in every aspect of my drag.Copy !req
887. - Yes!Copy !req
888. Yes, bitch!Copy !req
889. - Hey!Copy !req
890. - Yes!Copy !req
891. - Oh!Copy !req
892. - Whoo!Copy !req
893. - Baby, I told you
she was going to do it.Copy !req
894. - It's time
for Amanda Tori Meating.Copy !req
895. - I'm allergic to cats.Copy !req
896. Ruff.Copy !req
897. - Oh, nice!Copy !req
898. - Yes, bitch!Copy !req
899. - Honey, that performance,
I ate.Copy !req
900. I ate it for breakfast,
lunch, and dinner.Copy !req
901. - It was cute.Copy !req
902. It was OK.Copy !req
903. It was eh.Copy !req
904. OK.Copy !req
905. I wasn't really living.Copy !req
906. - She is going to give us
a freak show.Copy !req
907. From Brooklyn,
give it up for Dawn.Copy !req
908. Whee!Copy !req
909. A Dawn performance
is very out there.Copy !req
910. I'm a little crazy.Copy !req
911. I'm a little kooky.Copy !req
912. But I'm always going
to try to give it a story.Copy !req
913. - I know that in this
competition they love funnyCopy !req
914. and, you know, that sort
of oddball out of the box.Copy !req
915. And she is not disappointing.Copy !req
916. - From Kansas City,
she's always on point.Copy !req
917. It's Q.Copy !req
918. - Huh.Copy !req
919. - What the fuck?Copy !req
920. - What the hell is that?Copy !req
921. - Ah!Copy !req
922. - There is a very
fashion side to my drag,Copy !req
923. but also, like, very high,
stupid camp to my drag.Copy !req
924. I love to make people laugh.Copy !req
925. I'm a performer
at the end of the day.Copy !req
926. - Yes!Copy !req
927. - I would definitely buy
several tickets to the Q show.Copy !req
928. - Welcome back to MTV's
"Spring Break" talent show.Copy !req
929. Give me more!Copy !req
930. From Las Vegas, it's Mirage.Copy !req
931. - Heel clacking?Copy !req
932. Yes, ma'am. More, please.Copy !req
933. My drag performance style is
a lot of floor workCopy !req
934. and heel clacking.Copy !req
935. And a lot of rolling around
on the floor, of course.Copy !req
936. The Swiffer of Las Vegas.Copy !req
937. - Ah!Copy !req
938. - Whoo!Copy !req
939. Oh!Copy !req
940. - Wow.Copy !req
941. - Whoo!
- Wow.Copy !req
942. - Blowing in
from New York City,Copy !req
943. it's Xunami Muse!Copy !req
944. Oh, my God!
Are we on "Drag Race"?Copy !req
945. Is that RuPaul?
Michelle?Copy !req
946. Ah—wait, hold up.Copy !req
947. A'ight.Copy !req
948. - Work, bitch!Copy !req
949. - Whoo!Copy !req
950. - Yes.Copy !req
951. - I think I expected a little
more, based on her reputation.Copy !req
952. Good job, girl.Copy !req
953. - From Philadelphia,
Soprano she better do,Copy !req
954. it's Sapphira Cristál.Copy !req
955. - I don't think those are
the actual lyrics to the song,Copy !req
956. are they?Copy !req
957. - Brava!Copy !req
958. - Oh, yes!Copy !req
959. - Whoo!Copy !req
960. - Yes!Copy !req
961. - Incredible.Copy !req
962. Grand Dame diva.Copy !req
963. - Why were you
pointing at me whenCopy !req
964. you said "my beloved father"?Copy !req
965. - You know why.Copy !req
966. - Thanks, Daddy.Copy !req
967. - Sapphira, you are so smart
mixing this comedyCopy !req
968. with your singing talents.Copy !req
969. I lived for it,
but I also hated her for it.Copy !req
970. - Another awesome spring break
has come to an end.Copy !req
971. Stay tuned for an all-new
episode of "Pimp My Drag Mom."Copy !req
972. - Bye y'all!Copy !req
973. - Whoo!Copy !req
974. - Yes, bitch!Copy !req
975. Category is RuVeal Yourself.Copy !req
976. Up first, Morphine Love Dion.Copy !req
977. - Ooh.Copy !req
978. Greta Garbo and Monroe.Copy !req
979. - Serving turban.Copy !req
980. - I'm representing
my city of Miami.Copy !req
981. You know, the sun, the heat.Copy !req
982. So I'm wearing this designer
couture towel dress.Copy !req
983. But you know what?Copy !req
984. I have a little surprise.Copy !req
985. I start spinning,
and I show offCopy !req
986. this beautiful bathing suit.Copy !req
987. I'm showing my beautiful legs,
and a lot of ass too.Copy !req
988. Feeling like I am in Miami.Copy !req
989. Swimsuit, Fashion Week, honey.Copy !req
990. And I'm ready
for a glass of Prosecco.Copy !req
991. - Ooh, she's dry now,
but I'm wet.Copy !req
992. Dawn.Copy !req
993. Because if you stay Yeti—Copy !req
994. You ain't got to get Yeti.Copy !req
995. - She's hoping to take
a bite out of drag.Copy !req
996. - Tonight I'm giving Bride
of the Abominable Snowman.Copy !req
997. My drag is the most
pure embodimentCopy !req
998. of my dreams, my creativity.Copy !req
999. - Oh, look at that!Copy !req
1000. - Aw!Copy !req
1001. - So I wanted to bring some
sort of monster creatureCopy !req
1002. to the runway—
a little creature.Copy !req
1003. Arr! Arr!Copy !req
1004. - Barb went to Paris.Copy !req
1005. That's a "Troll" reference.Copy !req
1006. - Yes.Copy !req
1007. - Oh, she's very troll...
- Yes.Copy !req
1008. - In a good way.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1009. - Calling all staff,
there's Amanda Tori Meating.Copy !req
1010. - Oh!Copy !req
1011. - Can I do that again?Copy !req
1012. Oh, my God!Copy !req
1013. You can't put that in.Copy !req
1014. Whatever.Copy !req
1015. Leave it in.Copy !req
1016. I'm a hustler, baby.Copy !req
1017. I'm always gonna
figure it the fuck out.Copy !req
1018. - What a doll—Copy !req
1019. voodoo doll.Copy !req
1020. - I got this cunty
Leigh Bowery skin suitCopy !req
1021. that I unzip to reveal
the purple alienCopy !req
1022. dominatrix cunt
that lies beneath.Copy !req
1023. - Oh!Copy !req
1024. - Essentially, housewife
to interplanetary hooker.Copy !req
1025. At an Amanda Tori Meating
show, you will alwaysCopy !req
1026. get tomfoolery, shenanigans,
and an erection lastingCopy !req
1027. longer than four hours.Copy !req
1028. - What lies beneath?Copy !req
1029. A freak!Copy !req
1030. Xunami Muse.Copy !req
1031. - Oh, come on,
Evelyn Champagne King.Copy !req
1032. - Runway is my thing.Copy !req
1033. My pride and joy is my walk.Copy !req
1034. - Oh!
- OK.Copy !req
1035. - From the back.Copy !req
1036. - She likes it from the back.Copy !req
1037. - I have been practicing
my walk since I was a kid.Copy !req
1038. So I try and incorporate
that into my numbers.Copy !req
1039. That's very who Xunami is.Copy !req
1040. - Oh.Copy !req
1041. - Ooh.Copy !req
1042. This look goes from day,
to dinner, to dungeon.Copy !req
1043. - OK.
- Yes.Copy !req
1044. - Freak in the sheets.Copy !req
1045. - It's Q,Copy !req
1046. recreating "Snow White
and the Cuntsman."Copy !req
1047. - My runway look is
very extravagant.Copy !req
1048. There's just, like,
an opulenceCopy !req
1049. to the garments that I make.Copy !req
1050. The judges, they're
living for my outfitCopy !req
1051. before I even
reveal a surprise.Copy !req
1052. - I do use a lot of my theater
background in my drag.Copy !req
1053. And my design background helps
with my attention to detail.Copy !req
1054. I just love to be that
performer and serve a look.Copy !req
1055. - She's bugging out.Copy !req
1056. - Call me Moth-er.Copy !req
1057. - Well, we survived her runway.Copy !req
1058. But guys, she laid eggs!Copy !req
1059. - Ah!Copy !req
1060. - Mirage.Copy !req
1061. - How about them Dolphins, bro?Copy !req
1062. - Miami Dolphins could never.Copy !req
1063. - I'm giving you
Mirage elevated.Copy !req
1064. It's glamorous.Copy !req
1065. It's sexy.Copy !req
1066. It's sparkling
from head to toe,Copy !req
1067. and do I plan on
revealing myself.Copy !req
1068. I love all the glam
of, like, showgirl energy.Copy !req
1069. - Oh.Copy !req
1070. - OK.Copy !req
1071. - This outfit was 75% off.Copy !req
1072. She's trying to hypnotize us.Copy !req
1073. - God damn it.Copy !req
1074. I was going to wear that.Copy !req
1075. Sapphira Cristál.Copy !req
1076. We have nothing to Sapphira,
but Sapphira herself.Copy !req
1077. - The grand dame
has arrived, baby.Copy !req
1078. But guess what, baby.Copy !req
1079. I'm taking
this upper coat off,Copy !req
1080. because I ain't hiding
nothing up in here.Copy !req
1081. Whoo!Copy !req
1082. This playsuit,
it's not no regular-degularCopy !req
1083. leotard, honey.Copy !req
1084. This thing is painted
onto my body.Copy !req
1085. Oh, guess what.Copy !req
1086. Boom, baby!Copy !req
1087. Time to let the girls out.Copy !req
1088. Look at these titties.
Shake them titties.Copy !req
1089. Shake them titties,
titties, titties.Copy !req
1090. That's right, baby.Copy !req
1091. Sapphira is regal,
but she's also a bad bitch.Copy !req
1092. - Now, Jumbo's Clown Room
is two miles down the streetCopy !req
1093. and take a left.Copy !req
1094. - Trend alert, bouncing boobs!Copy !req
1095. - That breastplate
come from Baby Gap?Copy !req
1096. Welcome, queens.Copy !req
1097. This week, your fate lies in
the hands of your competitors.Copy !req
1098. The judges and I will
provide critiques,Copy !req
1099. but then it will be up to you
to rate your fellow queens.Copy !req
1100. Now, it's time for
the judges' critiques.Copy !req
1101. Up first, Morphine Love Dion.Copy !req
1102. - Your talent's spectacular,
it was a great performance.Copy !req
1103. It was dramatic.Copy !req
1104. I thought you just had
so much charisma on stage.Copy !req
1105. - RuVeal Yourself,Copy !req
1106. I loved how you came out,
very old Hollywood.Copy !req
1107. That moment with the towel
was really cute.Copy !req
1108. But the reveal—Copy !req
1109. - We want to be gagged, OK?Copy !req
1110. I feel like
when we saw the second look,Copy !req
1111. it was a little, like,
off the rack for me.Copy !req
1112. - Listen, you are
absolutely stunning,Copy !req
1113. and I completely disagree.Copy !req
1114. Absolutely spectacular reveal.Copy !req
1115. I was fully satisfied.Copy !req
1116. That ass?Copy !req
1117. Uh, I'm an ass girl.Copy !req
1118. I was seduced.Copy !req
1119. - I'm happy
you guys like my ass.Copy !req
1120. It's au natural.Copy !req
1121. - Are you sure it's natural?Copy !req
1122. - Yeah!Copy !req
1123. I'm the BBL Queen in Miami, so.Copy !req
1124. - That means it's not natural.Copy !req
1125. That means
you got it sucked outCopy !req
1126. and shoved in your ass.Copy !req
1127. - But it's—it's still my fat.Copy !req
1128. My fat from here that's here.Copy !req
1129. - Yeah it was just relocated.Copy !req
1130. - It's like
the Witness Protection Program.Copy !req
1131. Up next, they call her Dawn.Copy !req
1132. - Let's talk about your "Valley
of the Dawns" talent number.Copy !req
1133. It's like sparkle,
Dawn, sparkle!Copy !req
1134. It's fun and you're
fun to watch,Copy !req
1135. so I'm very, very drawn to you.Copy !req
1136. - You're super weird,
super Brooklyn,Copy !req
1137. super "Everything Everywhere
All at Once."Copy !req
1138. - And when you came out
in this RuVeal look,Copy !req
1139. you have LBE—Copy !req
1140. Lucille Ball Energy.Copy !req
1141. - Yes. Yes.Copy !req
1142. - OK, like, there's just—
there's kind of a—Copy !req
1143. a zaniness about you
that is so endearing.Copy !req
1144. - I love the Barb look.Copy !req
1145. I love your makeup.Copy !req
1146. It's very well-blended.Copy !req
1147. I thought you were
really fun to watch.Copy !req
1148. Really entertaining.Copy !req
1149. - Thank you.Copy !req
1150. - Thank you.Copy !req
1151. - Up next, we're calling
Amanda Tori Meating.Copy !req
1152. - I had no idea
that was her whole name.Copy !req
1153. Amanda Tori Meating?Copy !req
1154. That's hilarious.Copy !req
1155. I think I like her more now.Copy !req
1156. - Your reveal was so bizarre
and extraterrestrial-like.Copy !req
1157. Your body looks amazing.Copy !req
1158. I think where you're going to
struggle, Amanda, is makeup.Copy !req
1159. Your eyebrows
need to be lifted.Copy !req
1160. Your eyes need to come out
instead of bringing them in.Copy !req
1161. And for me, that hair's
just way too small.Copy !req
1162. - But I think you're probably,
like, a comedy queen.Copy !req
1163. Your original song,
"My Kitty," super fun.Copy !req
1164. It was smart and it was sassy.Copy !req
1165. - Your timing on the lines
and how you lip-synced it,Copy !req
1166. to me, that's really hard
to do.Copy !req
1167. That's real comedy.Copy !req
1168. You're talented.Copy !req
1169. - Your level of energy
on that stage,Copy !req
1170. it's like you're busting
out of your body.Copy !req
1171. It was—it was a lot of fun.
- Thank you. Thank you.Copy !req
1172. - Up next,
from the House of Muse,Copy !req
1173. Xunami Muse.Copy !req
1174. - Hi!Copy !req
1175. - The talent spectacular,
I thought it wasCopy !req
1176. a really great beginning.Copy !req
1177. I thought that was
so cute and clever,Copy !req
1178. that set up of, "Oh, my God,
is this 'Drag Race'?Copy !req
1179. Is that Ru?
Is that Michelle?"Copy !req
1180. - The only issue
for me in that was,Copy !req
1181. like, you went from
this really high energyCopy !req
1182. at the beginning of that
song, and then it kind ofCopy !req
1183. went flat and stayed flat.Copy !req
1184. You were basically
just walking.Copy !req
1185. You need to amp it up
and give it big.Copy !req
1186. So don't let the energy die
on the stage, OK?Copy !req
1187. Your reveal I thought was cute.Copy !req
1188. You went from
that fashion modelCopy !req
1189. beginning
into this little whore.Copy !req
1190. And we all loved that.Copy !req
1191. We all loved that.Copy !req
1192. You are a Muse, after all.Copy !req
1193. - And you have an amazing walk.Copy !req
1194. As somebody who has walked
the J'adore walkCopy !req
1195. for a long time,Copy !req
1196. you got a really,
really good walk.Copy !req
1197. You're gorgeous.Copy !req
1198. - That bang is so gorgeous.Copy !req
1199. You look like
Nichelle Nichols,Copy !req
1200. who played Uhura
in "Star Trek."Copy !req
1201. And that skin color
is just delectable.Copy !req
1202. - Thank you, Ru.Copy !req
1203. - Up next, Q.Copy !req
1204. - That puppet show
was so fun to watch.Copy !req
1205. The silly faces that you were
pulling and you were doingCopy !req
1206. is what sold it.Copy !req
1207. We were transported
to a different place.Copy !req
1208. And it was so funny.Copy !req
1209. We were cracking up.Copy !req
1210. - For your RuVeal Yourself
number, I was like,Copy !req
1211. wait, who is that?Copy !req
1212. And I love that, because
you have so much range.Copy !req
1213. - I was like, fuck me.Copy !req
1214. I wanted to wear that.Copy !req
1215. I was in "Snow White
and the Huntsman."Copy !req
1216. - Who made this outfit?Copy !req
1217. - Me.Copy !req
1218. - What?Copy !req
1219. - Wow.Copy !req
1220. - Oh, my God.Copy !req
1221. - So I made this
whole—all of it.Copy !req
1222. - It's spectacular.Copy !req
1223. It is—Copy !req
1224. - It's amazing.Copy !req
1225. - It is ready for Broadway.Copy !req
1226. It's ready
for a Las Vegas stage.Copy !req
1227. - I'm very, very grateful.Copy !req
1228. I've waited so long
for this moment.Copy !req
1229. And people don't realize,
you know, how many nights,Copy !req
1230. like, I stay up to—to put out
this level of craftsmanship.Copy !req
1231. - "Snow White
and the Craftsmanship."Copy !req
1232. - Oh.Copy !req
1233. - Thank you so much.Copy !req
1234. Up next, Mirage.Copy !req
1235. - Your RuVeal Yourself was fun,
because it really was, like,Copy !req
1236. a glamorous burrito for me.Copy !req
1237. And then, you know, it's very
Vegas, which we live for.Copy !req
1238. The titties were ridiculous.Copy !req
1239. - Your talent show to me
was fucking great.Copy !req
1240. That reverse death drop
that just slid right downCopy !req
1241. super elegantly?Copy !req
1242. Girl, I was there for it.Copy !req
1243. - The whoreography?Copy !req
1244. Like, that
strip club dancing—Copy !req
1245. when you made the heels
go clack,Copy !req
1246. that's a signature move.Copy !req
1247. - I knew a stripper at Jumbo's
Clown Room who would do that.Copy !req
1248. And we would go just
to see her click clackCopy !req
1249. those stripper heels.Copy !req
1250. I wrote a song about it
called "Click Clack"Copy !req
1251. based on watching her.Copy !req
1252. - I think you're dynamic.Copy !req
1253. I think you're fun to watch.Copy !req
1254. But here's the thing about you.Copy !req
1255. You're a little bit messy.Copy !req
1256. You need to clean it up
a little bit.Copy !req
1257. Because I feel like
if we let youCopy !req
1258. perform that number
three times,Copy !req
1259. every time,
it would be different.Copy !req
1260. So I want you to think a little
bit about having a beginning,Copy !req
1261. a middle, and an end.Copy !req
1262. - Up next, Sapphira.Copy !req
1263. - When you came out here
in RuVeal Yourself,Copy !req
1264. that first look was gorgeous.Copy !req
1265. Couldn't stand the second one.Copy !req
1266. The third one, which was this,Copy !req
1267. the beautiful kind of
old Hollywood playsuit.Copy !req
1268. And I love that
you ripped it offCopy !req
1269. and of course had
the titties out.Copy !req
1270. The titties were
kind of close together.Copy !req
1271. I feel like
you can use a size up.Copy !req
1272. They look like, you know,
Fisher Price "My First Boobs."Copy !req
1273. A little bit.Copy !req
1274. - Right.Copy !req
1275. Baby's first breastplate.Copy !req
1276. - Yeah.Copy !req
1277. - I thought
your talent number—Copy !req
1278. I mean, you're singing live,
which is a big risk.Copy !req
1279. Your voice is incredible.Copy !req
1280. - In the beginning,
I didn't think that was you.Copy !req
1281. Like, I thought
it was like a recording.Copy !req
1282. Yeah, beautiful voice.Copy !req
1283. - And then you combine it
with that foil of the comedy,Copy !req
1284. it's hysterical.Copy !req
1285. - And then, of course,
you called RuCopy !req
1286. your "beloved father."Copy !req
1287. - Tonight, your performance
was exquisite.Copy !req
1288. My favorite thing, though,Copy !req
1289. is that you are
mother fucking slew-foot.Copy !req
1290. You are
a slew-motherfucking-foot.Copy !req
1291. - I got hip dysplasia.Copy !req
1292. - You look like one of
them Charleses, honey.Copy !req
1293. Child, I know that slew-foot.Copy !req
1294. Thank you, ladies.Copy !req
1295. I think you've heard
enough from us.Copy !req
1296. So while you Rate-A-Queen,
the judges and ICopy !req
1297. will call our bookies.Copy !req
1298. You may leave the stage.Copy !req
1299. My God.Copy !req
1300. This is so nerve-racking!Copy !req
1301. - I don't know how I feel
about the Rate-A-Queen yet.Copy !req
1302. I'm a little skeptical.Copy !req
1303. You don't know if the girls
want to be strategicCopy !req
1304. or if they want to be petty.Copy !req
1305. Who knows?Copy !req
1306. - My decisions are all
going to be strategic.Copy !req
1307. Because this is a game.Copy !req
1308. You got to play the game.Copy !req
1309. - I think I'm going
to base my decision onCopy !req
1310. who makes me laugh the most.Copy !req
1311. That's, like,
one of my favorite thingsCopy !req
1312. about watching drag.Copy !req
1313. - This is going
to be interesting.Copy !req
1314. - Ooh. All right.
Let's do this.Copy !req
1315. - In first position, obviously,
I'm going to put Sapphira.Copy !req
1316. She embodies the same
over-the-topness as I do.Copy !req
1317. - In first position,
I'm going to put Miss Q.Copy !req
1318. And I gagging for her look?Copy !req
1319. Well, I actually
didn't like her runwayCopy !req
1320. as much as everyone
else did, so we canCopy !req
1321. move her to second position.Copy !req
1322. In first position—Copy !req
1323. - I'm going to put Q, because
she made me laugh the most.Copy !req
1324. - In second position,
I choose Dawn.Copy !req
1325. Her runway got me.Copy !req
1326. Her talent was good.Copy !req
1327. - In second—Copy !req
1328. - Position, I put
Sapphira Cristál.Copy !req
1329. - In third position, um—Copy !req
1330. and then is where it gets hard.Copy !req
1331. - Fourth position
is going to goCopy !req
1332. to my girl Xunami.Copy !req
1333. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1334. I ride or die for my girl,Copy !req
1335. and I need to make sure
she is safe.Copy !req
1336. I'm trying to save
your life right now.Copy !req
1337. I love you.Copy !req
1338. - In fifth position,
I'm going to putCopy !req
1339. Amanda Tori Meating.Copy !req
1340. She had a killer talent show.Copy !req
1341. I think her runway
just was rotten.Copy !req
1342. - And unfortunately, in sixth,Copy !req
1343. I'm going to have to put
Xunami.Copy !req
1344. I don't like that,Copy !req
1345. but the outfit was
a bit pedestrian.Copy !req
1346. And in sixth position—Copy !req
1347. - I'm going to put
Amanda Tori MeatingCopy !req
1348. for obvious reasons.Copy !req
1349. Oh, my God.Copy !req
1350. That runway told me
everything about her.Copy !req
1351. Uh...Copy !req
1352. the fuck is that, honey?Copy !req
1353. - In sixth position,
I'm going to put Xunami Muse.Copy !req
1354. I don't think her runway
was strong enoughCopy !req
1355. to make up for her talent show.Copy !req
1356. And that's the tea.Copy !req
1357. - And that is the tea.Copy !req
1358. - And that's—
- The tea.Copy !req
1359. And that's the tea.Copy !req
1360. - And that's
the mother fucking tea.Copy !req
1361. Welcome back, queens.Copy !req
1362. You have made some decisions.Copy !req
1363. This week,
we're having a top two.Copy !req
1364. The top two queens
will lip-synchCopy !req
1365. for the win and immunity.Copy !req
1366. Based on
the Rate-A-Queen results,Copy !req
1367. the top two queens
of the week are...Copy !req
1368. Sapphira Cristál...
- Yes.Copy !req
1369. - And Q.Copy !req
1370. And that's not all.Copy !req
1371. This week,
no one is going home.Copy !req
1372. - What?Copy !req
1373. - Thank God.Copy !req
1374. I am glad to live another day.Copy !req
1375. - A weight has been
lifted off my shoulders.Copy !req
1376. Well, not really,
because I'm sickening.Copy !req
1377. What weight?Copy !req
1378. There was never any weight
to begin with.Copy !req
1379. I feel like
the other girls haveCopy !req
1380. a weight lifted
off their shouldersCopy !req
1381. because nobody's going home.Copy !req
1382. - The rest of you may step
to the back of the stage.Copy !req
1383. - Tear it up.Copy !req
1384. - Two queens stand before me.Copy !req
1385. This is your chance
to impress me,Copy !req
1386. win a cash tip of $5,000,Copy !req
1387. and earn immunity
from a future elimination.Copy !req
1388. The time has comeCopy !req
1389. for you to lip-synchCopy !req
1390. for the win.Copy !req
1391. Good luck,
and don't fuck it up.Copy !req
1392. - Come on, Q!Copy !req
1393. - Oh!Copy !req
1394. - Ah!Copy !req
1395. - Ah!Copy !req
1396. - Oh!Copy !req
1397. - Uh-oh!Copy !req
1398. - Yes!
- Ah!Copy !req
1399. - Wow. Wow.Copy !req
1400. - Ladies,
I've made my decision.Copy !req
1401. Sapphira Cristál,Copy !req
1402. condragulations,
you're a winner, baby.Copy !req
1403. I won. I won.Copy !req
1404. I wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo,Copy !req
1405. wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo,
won.Copy !req
1406. - You've won
a cash prize of $5,000Copy !req
1407. and immunity from
a future elimination.Copy !req
1408. - I have $7,500.Copy !req
1409. Thanks, mini challenge!Copy !req
1410. And now all the girls know
this is how this isCopy !req
1411. going to go for the rest
of the season.Copy !req
1412. You just watch.Copy !req
1413. Thank you so much.Copy !req
1414. - Condragulations, ladies.Copy !req
1415. Next week,
seven new queens arriveCopy !req
1416. to compete for the crown.Copy !req
1417. Until then, remember,Copy !req
1418. if you can't love yourself,Copy !req
1419. how in the hell you gonna love
somebody else?Copy !req
1420. Can I get an amen up in here?Copy !req
1421. Amen!Copy !req
1422. - All right.Copy !req
1423. Now let the music play.Copy !req
1424. - Next time on
"RuPaul's Drag Race"...Copy !req
1425. This competition is
just getting started.Copy !req
1426. - Ah!Copy !req
1427. Here we go!Copy !req
1428. - Hola, mis reinas.Copy !req
1429. - Whoo!Copy !req
1430. - Boom.Copy !req
1431. Becky Mother fucking G.Copy !req
1432. - Rate your competitors.Copy !req
1433. - Somebody is going
to play a dirty game.Copy !req
1434. - I am in this
for me, myself, and I.Copy !req
1435. Watch out, bitches.Copy !req
1436. - Ah!Copy !req