RuPaul's Drag Race 15x9

1. Previously on "RuPaul's Drag Race"...

2. Let the Lip Sync LaLaPaRuZa Smackdown begin.

3. We battling each other.

4. One goes down. One goes up.

5. Three of you remain, but only two of you

6. will lip-synch for your life.

7. Ah!

8. Anetra, who do you choose to save?

9. Spice.

10. Anetra, shantay, you stay.

11. Jax, sashay away.

12. The winner of "RuPaul's Drag Race"

13. receives a one-year supply

14. of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics

15. and a gag-worthy grand prize of $200,000,

16. served by Cash App,

17. with extra-special guest judge Julia Garner.

18. New day. Who dis?

19. Another day, another slay.

20. It is the top nine, and I'm feeling fine.

21. To have survived the Lip Sync LaLaPaRuZa

22. on my first lip sync feels really good.

23. - Oh. - Jaxie.

24. Jax has just gone home, and it kind of felt

25. like a long time coming.

26. In total, she lip-synched five times this season.

27. And she's a sick performer, but I mean, after five times,

28. like, what more can you give?

29. "I love you all and cannot wait to see you on the road.

30. P.S., Anetra, I will get you back."

31. Girl, I have some battle scars

32. from this fucking Lip Sync Smackdown.

33. They put me through the wringer, bitch.

34. And I had to battle Simone Biles.

35. But I did come out a winner.

36. So how's everybody feeling after surviving LaLaPaRuZa?

37. I was fully kidding when I said

38. my top era started yesterday.

39. It's starting today.

40. - Oh, oh! - I meant today.

41. I agree. I'm starting my congeniality era right now.

42. Hello, hello, hello.

43. Nautical fit!

44. Oh, my God.

45. My queens, now, as you all know,

46. this season marks the 15th anniversary

47. of "RuPaul's Drag Race."

48. And this week is our 200th episode.

49. Can I get a gay-men?

50. Oh, my God!

51. And we are going to celebrate.

52. - Ooh. - Aww.

53. First, for today's mini challenge,

54. through the magic of green screen,

55. you need to photobomb iconic moments

56. in "Drag Race" herstory.

57. - Ooh. - Oh, werk.

58. - Okay. - All right.

59. Now, you'll have 15 minutes to get into quick,

60. attention-grabbing drag

61. using items provided by PrettyLittleThing.

62. Ooh.

63. Go.

64. - Aah! - Oh!

65. This is cute.

66. Thank God I'm so pretty.

67. All I need is five minutes to do my makeup.

68. All right, ladykins, time is up.

69. First up, Salina Es Titties photobombing

70. Laganja Estranja's season six entrance.

71. Aah!

72. Come on, season 15.

73. Let's get EsTitties.

74. You wanted a twist, eh?

75. She's leaving it all on the floor.

76. Anetra photobombing Willow Pill.

77. Oh, is that bread?

78. - From her toaster.

79. If you stay bready, you ain't got to get—

80. Bready.

81. What about, like, jumping into the bathtub?

82. How you gonna capture that in a still—

83. Ooh! Oh!

84. Oh. Oh!

85. Oh, girl.

86. She don't want no Will Pill,

87. but she do want a bubble bath.

88. Malaysia Babydoll Foxx

89. photobombing Miss Vanjie.

90. Spice photobombing Lady Gaga.

91. Oh, you gonna show your disco stick.

92. Luxx Noir London

93. photobombing Vivacious and Ornacia

94. leaping into season six.

95. It's the grunting for me.

96. Here's to the ladies who launch.

97. Mistress Isabelle Brooks photobombing me

98. and Morgan McMichaels.

99. Morgan, over here.

100. Oh!

101. Up next, we've got Marcia Marcia Marcia.

102. Oh, my God. You've never looked prettier.

103. Now, you'll be photobombing

104. the crowning of Jinkx Monsoon.

105. Oh, I see some Linda Evangelista there.

106. Sasha Velour has never looked so good.

107. Talk about bald ambition.

108. Sasha Colby photobombing me...

109. - Mama. - At the DESPY Awards.

110. Girls.

111. This was the time that I saw Michelle

112. out of hair and makeup.

113. Loosey photobombing

114. Serena Chacha in the water tank.

115. Oh.

116. I think your LaDuca is showing.

117. Ladykins, the winner of today's mini challenge is...

118. Anetra.

119. - Yes!

120. You won a cash prize of $2,500,

121. courtesy of PrettyLittleThing.

122. Come on, Miss Cannonball.

123. My queens, to keep this party going,

124. for this week's maxi challenge, we are throwing a ball.

125. Good God!

126. And since the traditional

127. 15th anniversary gift is crystal,

128. we're having ourselves a Crystal Ball, darling.

129. Ooh!

130. Now, you need to serve three sickening looks.

131. Look number one: Start Your Engines.

132. An update of my classic racing suit

133. like we've never seen it before.

134. Look number two: My Favorite Ball.

135. You take on an Eleganza look from one of our past balls

136. and make it your very own.

137. Look number three: Crystallized Eleganza.

138. Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo.

139. Using accessories and materials

140. from Zelouf Fabrics,

141. you need to create a look from scratch

142. that is dripping in crystals.

143. - Ooh. - Oh, okay.

144. I love that.

145. And, ladykins, whatever you do,

146. go balls to the wall.

147. Period.

148. I've been waiting for this since I've gotten here

149. because I love to sew my own costumes.

150. And it's my job now to show these people

151. that I am the one to beat.

152. Racers, start your engines.

153. And may the best drag queen win.

154. Ooh!

155. Coming up...

156. If you come out just holding a disco ball,

157. not gonna cut it.

158. Some of your looks have lacked personality.

159. - Whoo! - Good God!

160. - Oh! - Ooh!

161. Baby, it's the 15th anniversary

162. of "RuPaul's Drag Race,"

163. so we are throwing a Crystal Ball, baby.

164. We got to serve three different looks on the runway.

165. The first two looks, we get to bring from home.

166. But the last look, baby, we have to make that here.

167. Got all my shit falling.

168. Aah!

169. It's crystal Armageddon.

170. Fabric is being pulled and torn.

171. - Oh! - Nobody is safe.

172. - Come on, Loosey! - Showgirls!

173. The girls are girling.

174. The girls are definitely girling.

175. These girls aren't playing any games.

176. - Girl, I— - It's literally—

177. Literally, I lifted it up.

178. Marcia, it's— yeah, you lifted it up,

179. but you didn't grab it.

180. Okay.

181. I'm trying to win a crown and some money,

182. so, like, I'm thinking about myself.

183. I'm worried about Heidi.

184. Mama!

185. Oh, my gosh, no one's going for gold.

186. Everyone's going for silvers or whites.

187. So I got the perfect fabric that would match

188. my skin perfectly, and I got all these appliqués.

189. I am not a sewer by any means,

190. but I know my body, and I love fashion,

191. so I'm just hoping it's enough.

192. Crystallized.

193. - Got your crystal hair?

194. The inspiration for this is Kennedy Davenport.

195. Trey didn't like the session,

196. so he had gutted me.

197. But you know I didn't die.

198. - I crystallized. - I have crystallized.

199. This gown is stressing me the fuck out.

200. Like, crystals can take a lot of time,

201. especially if you're working with a lot of them.

202. So time is definitely of the Jaida Essence Hall.

203. And now I'm a Glamazon bitch ready for the runway—

204. I hope.

205. Hey, squirrel friends!

206. Hi!

207. We've got company.

208. - Oh, it's just me. - Oh!

209. - Ah! - Don't worry.

210. Hi, Carson!

211. Hi, everybody. Hi, angels.

212. - Come on, darling. - Okay.

213. All right, Spice, come on over.

214. 50% less Sugar.

215. Yeah!

216. Everyone's doing it.

217. So let's talk design.

218. Well, basically I'm all about the purse.

219. I love an outfit that kind of revolves around a purse.

220. Yes, of course. - Mm-hmm.

221. So I saw this, and I was like, ooh!

222. Kind of like a disco night almost, like—

223. If you come out just holding a disco ball,

224. like, Christmas tree ornament as a bag,

225. not gonna cut it.

226. A lot of the silhouettes that you have come here with

227. are very similar.

228. So this being a design challenge

229. is an opportunity to maybe switch it up.

230. - Yeah. - Yeah.

231. We all know you're gorgeous,

232. but some of your looks have lacked personality.

233. We know that you have it.

234. This is your storytelling moment.

235. Who is Spice?

236. Give us a little bit extra.

237. After hearing Carson's critiques,

238. we have to make this more.

239. And by more, I'm just assuming more fabric.

240. The last design challenge, I was safe,

241. so I'm excited for this one.

242. I'm like, we're gonna up the ante.

243. I may not know how to sew,

244. but I can give you a longer skirt.

245. You know, I might still have a split up to the cooch,

246. but it's still gonna be more fabric, so...

247. All right, Mistress!

248. Are you learning how to work that sewing machine?

249. Actually, quite the opposite, love.

250. I was offering her some advice.

251. I hope you get it, baby!

252. Okay.

253. Ciao, this saucy bitch.

254. Oh, you've done a board. A board!

255. I want to really just go full glam, like, full pageant,

256. Texas tease. - Mm-hmm.

257. I know a lot of other girls are doing gowns,

258. but some things are looking very gluttonous and gaudy.

259. So I want to make sure that I'm utilizing

260. the embellishments and kind of using them

261. to still shape my body.

262. Sure, okay.

263. I think that most of the time, the big girls

264. aren't necessarily known for their fashion,

265. so I'm hoping to shake things up this go-round.

266. So now, you've revealed your big personality.

267. How did the other girls react to that?

268. I think that the other girls could be

269. intimidated by it at times.

270. I might come off a little aggressive

271. because at the end of the day, I'm here to win.

272. I think that at times, the girls

273. think I'm playing games.

274. But one thing they can't deny is that I keep it real.

275. That's right. All right, kiddo.

276. I can't wait to see what you do on the runway.

277. Knock 'em dead. - Thank you.

278. Salina EsTitties.

279. Ooh, she bringing everything over here!

280. Oh, good. Yeah.

281. So what do you have there?

282. I'm giving very, like, beautiful evening gown,

283. like, red carpet moment.

284. - Ooh. - Okay.

285. This is, like, the base, and I was thinking

286. of using this pretty lace to go over it.

287. So I was gonna layer this on top

288. to give a nude illusion and this, like, sparkly.

289. But I have all this trim.

290. So I was gonna maybe use this to, like,

291. do the trim and, like, the slit.

292. There's a slit down the leg.

293. Well, I'm hearing a lot of stuff.

294. - Yeah. - I'm hearing a lot of stuff.

295. - Okay, yes. - And—

296. This is pretty busy.

297. Then you have that tape.

298. And then you have this nude illusion burnout.

299. That's three very busy things.

300. Got it.

301. So if style is not maybe your forte,

302. keep it simple, but make it amazing.

303. And make sure you sell it on the runway.

304. I need that.

305. Only 'cause my last design moment landed me

306. in the bottom, I just want to make sure

307. I deliver this time, so yeah.

308. Sure.

309. So how are you doing emotionally?

310. I think coming here, like, I walked

311. through the entrance room very confident,

312. knowing exactly who I was.

313. And the minute I got out of drag here, I was like,

314. this is weird and there's, like, a lot

315. of confidence everywhere else.

316. So I felt like I shrunk myself.

317. It has to do with the saboteur

318. trying to rear its ugly head.

319. It's not as important as it's making itself out to be.

320. - Mm-hmm. - Yeah.

321. Listen, let the emotions come.

322. It's okay. Let it all hang out.

323. We fall in love with you because of the emotion.

324. Don't be afraid of it.

325. You know, having been in the bottom

326. from a design challenge already,

327. like, I'm going into this with a little more pressure.

328. I'm tired of being safe.

329. And I'm damned if I'm gonna be

330. in the bottom again on a design challenge.

331. Thank you so much.

332. Thank you.

333. - So, Loosey. - Yes, baby?

334. Do you think you have a chance

335. of winning this challenge?

336. Yeah, I definitely think I have a chance

337. of winning this challenge.

338. 'Cause I think the girls got really scared last week,

339. 'cause I feel like you got really mad

340. that you didn't win.

341. You're really trying it today.

342. Loosey, just admit that you wanted to win the challenge.

343. That part.

344. There was no winner of the challenge.

345. No, they're talking about the one you was going crazy about.

346. That I was going crazy about?

347. I'm fucking pissed.

348. I'm very, very upset that I was not in the top.

349. Y'all can have literal mental breakdowns.

350. I say once that I was pissed I was safe,

351. and now we have to talk about it the rest of the season.

352. Why is she standing up?

353. Loosey, stop!

354. Mistress is doing this thing.

355. I think half of it is joking, and I think half of it

356. is her trying to get in my head.

357. And you know what? Fine.

358. I'm just gonna keep winning challenges.

359. Who is a bitch in here who knows how to dart

360. stuff to make it smaller?

361. Is that the one you've been reading this whole time?

362. Coming up...

363. There have been some crazy moments on this show.

364. I do a really good Alyssa Edwards.

365. Coco, you're gonna have put a little more pink

366. up in that eye.

367. Sleeping Beauty has arrived!

368. Okay, barely.

369. It is the runway day of runway days.

370. It is the Crystal Ball.

371. Ah!

372. We have to present three looks on the runway tonight.

373. We are also hitting the 200th episode

374. of "RuPaul's Drag Race."

375. And honestly, I feel so honored to be here.

376. Does anybody have, like, queer siblings?

377. - I have a gay brother. - What?

378. Older or younger? - He's a year younger than me.

379. - Oh! - You have siblings, no?

380. You're the oldest? - Yeah.

381. I have three younger siblings,

382. but my mom and I don't speak.

383. Oh, really?

384. And it's been, like, five years.

385. What happened?

386. I used to live in a house with my stepfather,

387. my mom's kids, my brothers.

388. She kind of found my drag and my wigs

389. and my makeup in my closet one day.

390. And she, like, confronted me about it, and she was like,

391. it's okay.

392. You can come out and you can, like, be who you are.

393. You don't have to hide yourself.

394. So for, like, a week, I was, like, feeling really good.

395. I was, like, really comfortable in the house.

396. And then, like, a week later...

397. After a week of, you know, having that conversation

398. with her, she told me that I was making everybody

399. in the house uncomfortable

400. and that I had to leave,

401. like, right away.

402. And...

403. I had to leave the house without saying goodbye to—

404. to my brothers and my family.

405. And I had to—

406. I'm sorry.

407. I just want to, like, hug you.

408. Like, fucking sucks, bro.

409. Yeah.

410. One positive thing that came out of it was,

411. I ended up reconnecting with my biological father.

412. He and I had a really rocky relationship when I was a kid.

413. But he actually ended up being one of my,

414. like, greatest supporters now.

415. And he ended up taking me in,

416. and he bought me my first sewing machine.

417. Is there still part of you that wants to go home,

418. you know?

419. For me, like, my entire life,

420. I felt like I can't be who I am,

421. and then I was told that I could be,

422. and then never mind.

423. So I still think that kind of, like, lingers.

424. I'm not gonna complain, because I love my life

425. and I'm so happy with my partner and my career.

426. I'm on fucking "RuPaul's Drag Race."

427. But I do wish that I had my mom.

428. Love you.

429. I love you.

430. I'm sorry if I got makeup on your shirt.

431. No, please!

432. I'll gonna sell it and make money off of it.

433. Stop!

434. I got the fucking duck on my shirt.

435. Okay, y'all, it's the 15th anniversary

436. of "RuPaul's Drag Race."

437. There have been some crazy moments

438. on this show that are iconic.

439. I quote it all the time,

440. the fight between Shangela and Mimi Imfurst.

441. I don't have a sugar daddy.

442. I've never had a sugar daddy.

443. If I wanted a sugar daddy, yes,

444. I probably could go out and get one

445. because I am what? Sickening!

446. You bitch! - Oh!

447. Alyssa Edwards in general

448. just doing anything. - Anything.

449. I do a really good Alyssa Edwards.

450. Coco, you're gonna have put a little more pink

451. up in that eye.

452. Girl, look how orange you fucking look, girl.

453. Ooh!

454. Bianca as Judge Judy was pretty iconic.

455. Oh, that was— baloney!

456. That is correct, Judge Judy.

457. Not a match, Your Honor.

458. Baloney!

459. I love...

460. Opulence!

461. You own everything!

462. One of my favorite moments was Ongina being so vulnerable

463. and coming out as HIV positive. - Oh, my God, yeah.

464. I've been living with HIV

465. for the last two years of my life,

466. and this means so much to me!

467. Oh, my God!

468. Ongina, you're an inspiration.

469. Thank you.

470. It was just an amazing moment for the show

471. and, like, for gay culture, period.

472. I'm sorry, Rebecca Glasscock walking in in jeans

473. paved the way for me and Sugar

474. walking in with our little miniskirts.

475. Rebecca Glasscock walked so y'all could—

476. what do you do?

477. She walked so we could trot!

478. Wow!

479. Welcome to the main stage

480. of "RuPaul's Drag Race."

481. Michelle Visage, do you know what today is?

482. Ru, can we talk?

483. I don't even know what year it is.

484. Style superstar Carson Kressley,

485. do you know what today is?

486. Ooh, is it hump day, Ru?

487. I love hump day.

488. The incredible Julia Garner.

489. Welcome to our show!

490. Do you know what today is?

491. Just the best day of my life.

492. Thank you very much, but that is not

493. the answer I was looking for.

494. Today is our 200th episode.

495. - Wow! - Can you believe that?

496. You don't look a day over 100.

497. - I agree.

498. And to celebrate, I brought some "Cake & Candy."

499. - Hey! - Hit it!

500. - Whoo! - Oh, wow!

501. Yes, "Cake & Candy"!

502. - Ooh, I love me some cake!

503. Oh, my goodness!

504. Did you make this with your lovin' oven?

505. Ooh, honey, I'm gonna have to break me off a piece.

506. Ooh!

507. And now, for the 200th time,

508. it is my great honor to say...

509. racers, start your engines.

510. And may the best drag queen win.

511. Coming up...

512. I'm gonna read her.

513. - Okay. - No, really.

514. Um...

515. All right, let's get this Crystal Ball rolling!

516. Category is Start Your Engines.

517. Vroom, vroom.

518. Up first, Mistress Isabelle Brooks.

519. The first category is our interpretation

520. of RuPaul's famous racer outfit.

521. My racer suit is fully embellished

522. with all the sayings of every big girl

523. who's ever been on "RuPaul's Drag Race."

524. I'm gonna read her.

525. - Okay. - No, really.

526. Um...

527. Spice.

528. I took Ru's classic jumpsuit,

529. and I made it into a short, little miniskirt.

530. I'm trying not to trot,

531. 'cause I know Michelle doesn't want me to do it.

532. But of course, I turn my little flag, and it says,

533. "Ding-a-ling," because the boys

534. want to know where my ding-a-ling go.

535. Luxx Noir London.

536. I chose to interpret

537. the RuPaul iconic pink racer look

538. as, like, an edgy motocross vibe.

539. It's a RuPaul tribute act, for sure.

540. Marcia Marcia Marcia.

541. I've got my helmet in one hand,

542. my Rainbow Road Eleganza on my body.

543. I am giving the judges supermodel.

544. I feel like Cindy Crawford, honestly.

545. Salina EsTitties.

546. You just like saying that.

547. Vroom, vroom!

548. I'm walking down the runway

549. feeling like that bitch.

550. Yeah, she's a little baggy, 'cause you know what?

551. She's a hip-hop girl. California love, honey.

552. Malaysia Babydoll Foxx.

553. Baby, this car got hydraulics, honey.

554. She goes up and down.

555. She's putting the ass in NASCAR.

556. Loosey LaDuca.

557. I chose to interpret Ru's racer look

558. as Barbie on wheels, Princess Peach,

559. and a female Speed Racer.

560. It also looks like a crash test dummy

561. decided to be a sex worker.

562. Sasha Colby.

563. Oh, talk about a moving violation.

564. Hey!

565. I'm giving you if RuPaul had to crack

566. the champagne bottle off of the winning car

567. at the Monaco Grand Prix.

568. I feel like a million bucks.

569. The drug everyone's on, Anetra.

570. On this runway, we're representing

571. Mom and Dad on both arms.

572. We have, on my father's side,

573. the Filipino and Japanese flag.

574. And on the left side, we have the German side,

575. the Puerto Rican side, the zesty side.

576. I feel very prideful in it.

577. Do not operate heavy machinery when on Anetra.

578. Category is My Favorite Ball.

579. First up, it is Mistress, the Balls Ball.

580. Resting beach face.

581. For my runway, my entire outfit

582. is made of deconstructed beach balls.

583. I am the summertime girl.

584. Marcia Marcia Marcia, the Bag Ball.

585. I chose the Bag Ball for this

586. because bags are made of fabric.

587. I made this look entirely out of canvas bags.

588. If milkmaids were featured in New York Fashion Week,

589. this is what they would be wearing.

590. Malaysia Babydoll Foxx, the Hair Ball.

591. Tonight I chose the Hair Ball because, baby,

592. I'm a hairstylist, and I knew that I would

593. slay this category.

594. Not "The Devil Wears Prada." The devil wears hair.

595. Spice, the Ball Ball.

596. I chose furry, fluffy pompom balls

597. because I feel like a fuzzy little Furby.

598. Oh.

599. It's not the first time she's spit out some balls.

600. Salina EsTitties, the Money Ball.

601. Ooh, girl, you down with EBT?

602. I am a palm tree.

603. It's made of custom-made food stamps

604. with my face on it.

605. Growing up, I was no stranger to government cheddar.

606. There is no room for shame here.

607. Loosey LaDuca, the Bag Ball.

608. I've got a beautiful flower crown

609. that's made out of the little doggy poopy bags.

610. And I pull out of my bra a little doggy bag

611. like I just picked up after my puppy.

612. That's Puppy LaDuca.

613. Luxx Noir London, the Hair Ball.

614. This look is heavily inspired

615. by a Thierry Mugler collection from the '90s.

616. My waist is whittled down to a mere 20 inches.

617. Pain is beauty, and I am the prettiest

618. on the runway tonight.

619. Sasha Colby, the Bag Ball.

620. I hate to be blunt, but is that a bag of weed?

621. I am a full-on rhinestone bag

622. of grade A Colby kush, baby.

623. There's a big old red light that shows that I am what?

624. Lit!

625. Anetra, the Sugar Ball.

626. I picked the Sugar Ball because it was

627. the most unique out of the balls.

628. I've got the lollipop on my hip.

629. I've got some gumdrops on my waist.

630. I am loving these taffy titties.

631. So much sugar, she gave herself "diabooties"!

632. Category is Crystallized Eleganza.

633. First up, Mistress Isabelle Brooks.

634. Oh, my God!

635. Oh, look at the size of those jewels!

636. And by jewels, I mean her tits. - Yeah.

637. I have the beautiful beaded French crystals

638. on my shoulders.

639. As I raise my arms, I know the light is radiating off

640. of them, as well as the crystallized trim

641. on the bottom that's just holding down

642. the perfect length.

643. She's not a whore.

644. - What is she? - She's an expensive whore.

645. - Oh. - Spice.

646. Takes a lot of disco balls to wear an outfit like this.

647. My top is fully disco ball realness.

648. Of course, I want to trot so bad.

649. But I'm trying to be a little bit more model-esque,

650. a little bit more calm and subdued.

651. She's a baller.

652. She certainly is.

653. Marcia Marcia Marcia.

654. Let them eat cake! Let them eat all of this cake!

655. Head to toe, I am decked out in my crystals.

656. On my panty, I have my brooch vaginta.

657. I'm looking like a dreamy old stripper.

658. Yes, you cancan!

659. Malaysia Babydoll Foxx.

660. - You heard of Redd Foxx? - Yeah.

661. This is Pink Foxx.

662. I am dripping in crystals

663. 'cause anything that blings, it's my thing.

664. Beaded for her pleasure.

665. Salina EsTitties, hail satin!

666. EsTitties was driving down the PCH.

667. She took in the sights of the palm trees.

668. Now she is at the Emmys.

669. It's very simple, my lines are gorgeous,

670. and I look really pretty.

671. Crystals are a queen's best friend.

672. Yes.

673. Loosey LaDuca.

674. Hey, Loosey!

675. Losing is the new winning.

676. For this runway, I wanted to go with the concept

677. of a small-town girl who's won all of her local pageants,

678. but this time, she didn't get the gold.

679. Miss Garlic 1987 is my title.

680. And honestly, I'm getting flashbacks

681. to episode one, okay,

682. and I'm not enjoying it!

683. Hey, Loosey, your ass is mint.

684. Luxx Noir London.

685. Ice, ice, baby.

686. My runway look is kind of like one of those,

687. like, Swarovski trinkets.

688. It's so delicate and so impractical,

689. but fashion is not meant to be practical.

690. I'm wearing a piece of art.

691. Come on, Sugarplum Fairy.

692. Sasha Colby.

693. - Mm. - Hawaii 5-Ho!

694. For my Crystallized Eleganza look,

695. I am giving you golden coral goddess

696. emerging from the lava of Hawaii.

697. I own 51% of this tree!

698. Anetra.

699. Ooh! - Hello, Met Gala.

700. I thought this dress was extinct.

701. I've got a full-blown crystallized spine

702. coming out of this gown!

703. It looks dangerous.

704. It looks like it might hurt you.

705. But don't worry, it's actually very, very—

706. I'm lying. It's very painful.

707. It's worth it, because it's so goddamn beautiful.

708. She's a "triceratop," or so I've heard.

709. Coming up...

710. You look stunt-ing.

711. You just looks like a star.

712. I'm in love with your personality,

713. but I also want to be in love with your dress.

714. Welcome, queens.

715. I've made some decisions.

716. Marcia Marcia Marcia,

717. Malaysia Babydoll Foxx,

718. Luxx Noir London...

719. ladies, you are safe.

720. You may leave the stage.

721. Now it's time for the judges' critiques.

722. Up first, Salina EsTitties.

723. The first look, Start Your Engines, was fun.

724. You were wearing it, and that's really important.

725. And then Money Ball, what a great idea.

726. Whoever is on those notes— - It's her.

727. Oh, is that you?

728. 'Cause it's like, I didn't know

729. Thomas Jefferson was a cross-dresser.

730. Yeah.

731. So the details are all there.

732. But visually, it just looks bulky and messy.

733. And then your Crystal Eleganza,

734. this is a tough fabric to work with, that satin.

735. To me, it looks like it needs to be pulled up a little bit.

736. Yeah, it needs that.

737. You do have such a beautiful figure,

738. and I would love to see more of that.

739. You always get so close, Salina.

740. And your personality is what I'm in love with.

741. But I also want to be in love with your drag.

742. All right, up next, Spice.

743. Your Start Your Engines look,

744. talk about nailing the details.

745. Having that checkered flag

746. with the ding-a-ling messaging,

747. and then there was a checkerboard crystal detail

748. on the boots, which was incredible.

749. Your favorite ball, you did the Balls Ball.

750. It was cute.

751. I mean, we've had many people do the hairball routine,

752. so it becomes redundant.

753. And this, the corset on this is really cute.

754. The skirt is the piece of fabric tied together.

755. There's no finished hem on that.

756. Is that just cut? - It's glued, hot glue.

757. I think the biggest sin of the outfit,

758. for me, is that you took the Balls Ball

759. and you just covered it in disco stuff.

760. Oh, yeah, I didn't make that connection.

761. Yeah.

762. I was like—

763. I think my favorite thing

764. about your whole performance tonight

765. was watching you fight the urge.

766. Fight—yeah, you just—

767. you literally were like, uh, uh, uh.

768. We could get her one of those shocker collars

769. and you can have the button. - Literally!

770. I need to go zznt, zznt.

771. Up next, Mistress Isabelle Brooks.

772. Start Your Engines was fun.

773. Catchphrases from so many different queens.

774. This beach ball look, it's iconic.

775. It's high drag. It's really chic.

776. And then this, you had the high art

777. and then you had old Hollywood glamour,

778. and you just looked like a star.

779. It's all beautiful.

780. As the weeks go on, Mistress, I keep getting

781. more and more impressed.

782. Thank you.

783. Up next, Loosey LaDuca.

784. Start Your Engines, I thought was really fun.

785. It was kind of Judy Jetson goes into the futuristic pit stop

786. and gets her chassis lubed and all sorts of fun things.

787. What let me down tonight, Loosey, was your Bag Ball.

788. I thought it was too simple.

789. It looked like an afterthought.

790. That whole skirt should have been made out of plastic bags,

791. because then the bodice— while it was pretty,

792. it was just St. Pauli Girl.

793. This look, I do love that see-through quality.

794. For me, where it goes a little south is that, you know,

795. mermaid detail at the bottom.

796. I would have lowered that trim of stones an inch or two

797. to just give you more of that, you know, mermaid shape.

798. All right, up next,

799. Sasha Colby Carrington Zeta Jones.

800. In every look, you look absolutely stunt-ing.

801. That first Start Your Engines look

802. was very elegant but also very sexy.

803. When you went into your Bag Ball

804. and you were a dime bag,

805. I loved the details of the blunt hat,

806. the giant weed across the bodice.

807. It was just all really beautiful.

808. And your Crystallized look is—

809. I mean, it's so stunning.

810. It looks like something that would be from the Met Gala.

811. You know, Sasha, you're also a success story

812. of the house system.

813. I know that you come from the Colbys.

814. How did you find them?

815. I was really fortunate to enroll in dance

816. when I was in high school.

817. And I was a closeted Jehovah's Witness.

818. Scared to show—tell anyone how feminine I was

819. or that I already felt trans.

820. And my queer family, who are all dancers,

821. took me in, took me to my first drag show.

822. And it saved my life.

823. And it's made this such a joy—

824. this life such a joy to live.

825. You do your house very, very proud.

826. And sharing your story, it lasts forever.

827. Thank you.

828. Last but not least, Anetra is here.

829. Start Your Engines, oh, my favorite color—

830. neon green!

831. Actually, I loved the way you wore it.

832. There's just a lot of details that you do so well.

833. The Sugar Ball, for me— you know,

834. the bustier thing, I wasn't quite sure what that was.

835. Those were my taffy titties.

836. - Mm.

837. It just looked a little incomplete to me.

838. And then when you compare it to what you have on now,

839. I mean, the fact that you made this overnight

840. and you have the perfect trumpet hemline,

841. the craftsmanship is like couture.

842. It's gorgeous.

843. I don't think I've ever seen a dress like that.

844. It's a beautiful silhouette.

845. But you've added this sort of McQueen danger to it

846. with the shards that looks like vertebrae.

847. I want to give you a little note,

848. from one resting bitch face to another.

849. No.

850. I already knew it!

851. When we're in drag, we're in character.

852. So remember to tell your face that you're having fun.

853. Mm. You don't—

854. You don't have to think it.

855. But instead of looking like you're gonna kill someone...

856. - I'm sorry. - You can even smize.

857. Just remind yourself not to look like the Deathly Hallows.

858. - Okay. - Okay?

859. - Sorry. - It's all right.

860. Thank you, ladies.

861. While you enjoy delicious House of Love cocktails

862. and mocktails in the Werk Room,

863. the judges and I will deliberate.

864. Welcome back, ladies.

865. I've made some decisions.

866. Anetra, Sasha Colby, Mistress Isabelle Brooks...

867. tonight you proved that you earned everything.

868. Sasha Colby,

869. condragulations.

870. You're the winner of this week's challenge.

871. Oh, yay!

872. You've won a cash prize of $5,000.

873. I feel gagged that I won a design challenge.

874. The three of you may join the other girls.

875. Like, I won the ball. I'm just over the moon.

876. I just feel invigorated, like I could do anything

877. they throw my way right now.

878. Loosey LaDuca, tonight...

879. you're a lovely third runner-up.

880. You are safe.

881. You may join the other girls.

882. Salina EsTitties, Spice...

883. I'm sorry, my dears, but you are both up for elimination.

884. So here I am in the bottom once again.

885. And now I have to fight for my life.

886. The time has come...

887. for you to lip-synch...

888. for your life!

889. I actually know this song a little bit

890. because me and Sugar did a TikTok to it once.

891. I'm excited to have fun.

892. Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

893. Come on, Spice!

894. Whoo!

895. Just glitter and ball everywhere.

896. I was like, you getting dangerous, baby.

897. Ladies, I've made my decision.

898. Salina EsTitties...

899. shantay, you stay.

900. Thank you.

901. You may join the other girls.

902. Spice, thank you for spicing up our lives.

903. Oh, my Spicy.

904. Now, sashay away.

905. I just want to say thank you.

906. Being here, I know that now I can stand on my own

907. and be the strongest one as well.

908. Thank you.

909. I may not know how to lip-synch,

910. but I do know how to trot.

911. Trot, girlfriend.

912. I'm feeling all the things right now,

913. but I'm mostly proud.

914. I know there's a lot more for Spice and for me.

915. Well, I am Spice, but...

916. Love you, Sugar.

917. Condragulations, ladies.

918. And remember, if you can't love yourself,

919. how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?

920. Can I get an amen up in here?

921. Amen!

922. All right, now let the music play.

923. Next time on "RuPaul's Drag Race"...

924. You need to conduct one-on-one interviews

925. for TV's sketchiest news magazine.

926. Get away from her, you bitch!

927. - Cuchi-cuchi? - Cuchi-cuchi.

928. Grab the wheel! Oh, my God!

929. I know I definitely stir the pot.

930. But I feel like I'm just saying

931. what everyone in the room is thinking.

932. Loosey was trying to see if I was gonna attack you

933. because there goes Loosey being a bitch again.

934. Ooh!

935. If anyone is a bitch,

936. Mistress is the bitch.