RuPaul's Drag Race 15x4

1. - Previously on "RuPaul's Drag Race"...

2. I want you to sell us your vision of the afterlife.

3. - 1-800-925.

4. - They say God is a woman.

5. And I am.

6. - And, of course, facials.

7. - Amethyst...

8. - If you're going to do the lewd thing,

9. I feel like it has to land.

10. - Princess Poppy...

11. - Look at the rest of the girls next to you.

12. You got to step your pussy up a bit.

13. - Sasha Colby.

14. Every time you did the neck thing, I laughed.

15. You are the winner of this week's challenge.

16. Amethyst, shantay, you stay.

17. Princess, sashay away.

18. - What a lip sync, you guys.

19. - Girl. - Poppy.

20. - Oh, no.

21. - Baby, we are back in the workroom without Miss Poppy,

22. and it feels good.

23. I'm so happy that it wasn't me.

24. - I'm gagged that I'm still here, y'all.

25. You know?

26. Of course, I'm feeling a little unsure of myself.

27. Have I ever been funny?

28. Have I been not funny this whole time?

29. I'm known for my comedic timing,

30. so to hear that that's the one thing that I messed up,

31. it's devastating.

32. - Sugar, sit next to me.

33. - All right, bitches, y'all are always together.

34. How did it feel to, like, work separate from each other?

35. - I think my group might have got annoyed at me

36. because I'm used to working with Spice,

37. and y'all know us.

38. We're throwing out ideas. We're having fun.

39. But then I had to check it in my group

40. because not everyone works that way.

41. I mean, I can be a little annoying sometimes.

42. I can be too much, but you know what?

43. I'm done with apologizing for being too much.

44. Like, whatever. Let me own it.

45. - Can I just say congratulations to you?

46. Yes.

47. - The old dog's got a few tricks up

48. in her sleeves, honey.

49. Watch out.

50. - I feel pretty good to have been in the top two.

51. I would like to say it's the top two.

52. - Let's go with that.

53. - Okay.

54. - Okay, so what's the rank?

55. - I would say third, second, first.

56. - I think first, second.

57. - First, second, third.

58. - First, second.

59. - Okay.

60. - I don't care what Luxx says.

61. I really slayed this challenge.

62. And what I really want is a win.

63. - Okay, so it's been a very long day,

64. and I definitely want to get

65. out of this almost-winning look, so let's go.

66. - Onward, hos, onward.

67. - I'm sitting pretty on top, winning,

68. but I feel like some of the girls

69. are feeling the pressure to be seen.

70. And I'm telling you right now, y'all ain't taking my spot.

71. Is this what winning feels like?

72. The winner of "RuPaul's Drag Race"

73. receives a one-year supply

74. of Anastasia Beverly Hills Cosmetics

75. and a gag-worthy grand prize of $200,000,

76. served by Cash App.

77. With extra-special guest judge Amandla Stenberg.

78. - Whoo.

79. - Another day of trauma.

80. - It's a new day in the workroom,

81. and it's a new day of me being crazy.

82. - Now, Amethyst, I'm curious. Do you play baseball?

83. Because, you know, three strikes, and you're out.

84. She made me say it. She made me say it.

85. - I would never.

86. - 'Cause I know you didn't think of that.

87. - I'm not that witty. - It was Mistress.

88. - Hello, hello, hello.

89. - Oh, you better come through, Met Gala!

90. - Ladykins, when it comes to charisma,

91. uniqueness, nerve, and talent, too much is never enough.

92. - That is right.

93. - So, for this week's Maxi Challenge,

94. we'll be serving a double helping of...

95. the Snatch Game.

96. - What?

97. - Did she say Snatch Game?

98. - This early? What?

99. What?

100. - This season Snatch Game is going to be longer, thicker...

101. - Ooh. - And juicier than ever before.

102. - Oh, wow. - Sounds good.

103. - For the first time in "Drag Race" herstory,

104. we'll be playing the game in two rounds

105. with two different casts of characters.

106. - Okay. - What?

107. What?

108. - Now, I'm going to split this Snatch Game

109. right down the middle.

110. Everyone who lined up on the left,

111. you'll play in the first Snatch Game.

112. And everyone who lined up on the right,

113. you'll play in the second Snatch Game.

114. Y'all know the rules.

115. You impersonate a celebrity

116. that will make me laugh my yass off.

117. - I do all of this shit, but I don't do impersonations.

118. So I am literally shaking.

119. - Racers, start your engines,

120. and may the best drag queen win.

121. Make it work, designers.

122. Make it work.

123. - You know, it is a known fact

124. that Snatch Game happens every season.

125. No drag queen is sure not.

126. - Who are you doing?

127. - Jan Crouch. - Okay.

128. - Who are you doing? - Amanda Lepore.

129. - Does it make you nervous

130. that Trinity's already done it before?

131. - No, because she didn't do that good of a job.

132. - Your words, not mine.

133. - Are you going to do Dolly because it was such a success?

134. - No, I mean, I already showed my Dolly.

135. I'm actually even more so known for my Joan Rivers.

136. - Yeah.

137. - Joan is an absolute icon,

138. and I'm really staking my name on this.

139. So the pressure is on me.

140. - I feel like I was, like, born to be

141. Miley Cyrus in Snatch Game. - Okay. Oh, cute.

142. - So that's what happening here.

143. - Oh, my God. - Does it ring a bell?

144. - Yeah. - Sugar, what are you doing?

145. - Internet pop star sensation Trisha Paytas.

146. - No way.

147. - And I know Internet people always...

148. - I was gonna say. - Bomb into "obliviation."

149. But, you know, Sugar is here to change that.

150. I'm planning on doing Trisha Paytas for Snatch Game,

151. the one and only mean queen Internet troll

152. of our generation.

153. No one is safe.

154. She's going to interrupt everything.

155. I know I am taking a risk.

156. I'm just hoping it pays off.

157. I'm winning Snatch Game. - Ah!

158. - No, I'm winning. - Battle of the twins.

159. - We let the girls have it, and now Sugar and Spice

160. are here to snatch up Snatch Game.

161. - They're in the same group, huh, Sugar and Spice?

162. - Yeah.

163. - It's going to be a little bit chaotic with them.

164. I can sense that. - Yeah.

165. - Who are you doing?

166. - I'm doing the coconut water connoisseur.

167. - Bretman Rock. - Yes!

168. Bretman Rock is a YouTube star.

169. He's just really over the top. He's Filipino.

170. And I can relate to him.

171. - What you doing?

172. - I am going to be the plus-size diva lesbian

173. comedian Rosie O'Donnell. - Okay.

174. - So I'm going to channel my inner New Yorker.

175. Who are you doing? - Saucy Santana.

176. I feel like I can relate to Saucy Santana

177. because he's like very hood, bougie.

178. If y'all don't know who Saucy Santana is,

179. go on your computer and type in "Material Girl."

180. Saucy Santana is a rapper.

181. He's very flamboyant.

182. And he represents for the community, so I live.

183. - Is this a pregnant tummy? - Yeah.

184. - Yeah. - Who is this?

185. - The Virgin Marie.

186. - Are you doing the Virgin Mary?

187. - Yeah. BC, before Christ.

188. - Oh, my God.

189. - My take on the Virgin Mary is a horny virgin,

190. not overtly blasphemous but, like, just enough.

191. I don't know. I'm nervous.

192. Who knows what's going to happen?

193. Oh.

194. You see? God is punishing me.

195. Aah!

196. Oh, my God.

197. Is God trying to tell me not to do the Virgin Mary?

198. - Coming up...

199. - Aah!

200. - So scandalous.

201. - Live from Hollywood, it's the supersized Snatch Game,

202. with your host, RuPaul.

203. - Welcome, everybody.

204. Let's hear from our contestants.

205. Now, he's been on "Drag Race" for six seasons.

206. Say hello to Bruno.

207. - Hi, Ru. - You look great.

208. - Thank you. I'm so excited to be here.

209. - And you may remember our next contestant

210. as Diesel O'Hara in "The Daytona Winds."

211. Hi, Calix. - Hi, Ru.

212. - Are y'all ready to meet our stars?

213. I know you are.

214. First up, fashion guru Tim Gunn is here.

215. What are the fashion trends we should be looking out for?

216. - I mean, the only fashion trends

217. that I'm looking out for this season

218. are some Speedos over there, if you know what I mean.

219. So scandalous.

220. Next up, New York nightlife superstar—

221. hello, Amanda Lepore.

222. - Oh, I'm so sorry.

223. I was answering with my other pair of lips.

224. Now, it's the other Material Girl, Saucy Santana.

225. - You can me your gummy today. - Gummy?

226. What does that mean?

227. - Self-explanatory, no teeth.

228. Up next, it's Rosie O'Donnell.

229. - Hey, RuPaul.

230. Nice to see a fellow lesbian in a suit.

231. You look sharp.

232. - Next up, we have Chef Gordon Ramsay's sister.

233. - Hello. - Hello.

234. - It's Gorgena.

235. - Gorgena?

236. - Gorgena, yes.

237. - Now, where are you from?

238. - I'm from Nevada.

239. - Yes, I can hear it in your accent.

240. Now, we're moving on down to Real Housewife Karen Huger.

241. Hello, Karen.

242. What are you spending those millions on?

243. - I mean, my marriage is an institution,

244. and I have to keep my husband happy.

245. So it's real tight down here.

246. - Oh, are you spending the money on vaginal rejuvenation?

247. - The lips always need to be on point, RuPaul.

248. - I like the way you think. - Thank you, darling.

249. - All right, let's move on down to someone

250. who does not need an introduction.

251. Hello, Virgin Mary.

252. - Ru, I haven't seen you since our last supper.

253. How are you? - Oh, my God.

254. Are you still a virgin? - Of course, Ru.

255. Oh, how dare you?

256. - No, I'm just—

257. - I'm saving myself for the Lord.

258. - Okay. - I'm just really horny.

259. - Listen, is that Mary or the Jersey whore, Michelle Visage?

260. I can't believe what I'm hearing.

261. - Ooh. Blasphemous, sweetheart.

262. - You're right. It is blasphemous, isn't it?

263. All right, y'all.

264. Are you guys ready to play the game?

265. - Very much ready, yes. - Oh, good.

266. All right, here we go.

267. Bruno, Kandy Muse is coming out with a line

268. of edible underwear.

269. Bad news, it tastes like blank.

270. Celebrities, go ahead and write your answers.

271. Bruno, what say you?

272. - Kandy Muse.

273. - She's busted.

274. - All right, let's go to our celebrities

275. and see if you've got a match.

276. What say you, Tim Gunn?

277. - Well, I'm familiar with the work of Miss Muse.

278. - Yes.

279. - Kandy Muse is eccentric but sassy,

280. professional but profound, and, most importantly,

281. she has a pretty sloppy lisp.

282. - So I said saliva, honey.

283. - Okay.

284. Not a match for you, Bruno.

285. We're looking for Kandy Muse.

286. Gorgena Ramsay.

287. - Have you said edible underwear?

288. - Edible underwear, yes.

289. - On her arse?

290. - Yes, yes, she wears them on her tuchus.

291. - Oh, my God, an unsightful place for food.

292. - It really is.

293. I agree.

294. - I've said shite.

295. - It tastes like shite.

296. - Straight-up shite.

297. - Well, not a match for you, Bruno.

298. Maybe we will find it with Rosie O'Donnell.

299. My goodness, you look very femme.

300. - Listen, Ru, I'm a feminist. What can I say?

301. - I'm not going to lie.

302. Let's stop playing games.

303. The shit tastes like nuts.

304. - I personally don't think I've ever tasted a pair of nuts

305. that I didn't enjoy.

306. - Well, Saucy Santana's right next to you—take a lick.

307. - Very, very close.

308. You've played this game before, haven't you?

309. - Tax evasion, lots of games.

310. - Yeah. Wait, you've played tax evasion?

311. - Oh, I'm sorry. I'm thinking about Abby Lee Miller.

312. - Oh.

313. - Saucy is taking me back.

314. I'm seeing lots of imprisonment.

315. - Okay, I'm done playing. Let's go to the next bitch.

316. - Okay, all right.

317. Coming up next, Karen from the Housewives.

318. We're looking for Kandy Muse.

319. - Ru, I'm ready for my lunch break,

320. so I just wrote "ham hawk."

321. - I'm just surprised that you would come up

322. with something like ham hawk, you know,

323. a refined woman like yourself.

324. - Darling, I live in Potomac.

325. I'm the grand dame, but I am from Surrey County.

326. I grew up on a farm. - Well, not a match.

327. Let's go down to the Virgin Mary.

328. Are you familiar with Kandy Muse?

329. - She's a sinner, correct? - Yes, she is.

330. - Yeah, okay. I said the Devil.

331. - They taste like the Devil? Okay.

332. - Honey, a word of advice.

333. A devil is in a raw edge.

334. - Raw? - You mean the details, right?

335. - No, look at those sleeves, honey.

336. - Oh.

337. - I can't.

338. I'm so bad.

339. - Oh...

340. - I'm so sorry. I don't know what came over me.

341. - Oh, wait.

342. - Aah! Aah!

343. I didn't even get to fuck a dick.

344. You did this to me!

345. - It wasn't me.

346. Do we need to call a paramedic for you?

347. - No, I think I can handle it.

348. I'm gonna pray. I'm gonna pray.

349. If you could just excuse me for just a second.

350. - She didn't even know she was pregnant.

351. So, Bruno, no points, no surprise.

352. So, Calix, let's see if you can get one.

353. Michelle Visage spent so much time in the UK,

354. she's even started to blank

355. on the left side of the street.

356. All right, Calix, what say you?

357. - Ru, I'm going to say vogue.

358. - She's even started to vogue? - Yeah.

359. - I love it.

360. Let's start with Amanda.

361. - Well, I would have to say that I don't really know

362. much about Miss Michelle Visage,

363. but my hair looks fierce.

364. - Yes, it does.

365. - It does, right?

366. - It really, really does.

367. Not a match.

368. You say what, Rosie?

369. - You can take the whore out of Jersey,

370. but you can't take the Jersey out of the whore.

371. - That's true.

372. - She was caught soliciting on the left side.

373. - A very good answer, Rosie O'Donnell.

374. - I know.

375. - I can't help it, winner. - Yes.

376. - She told me.

377. She was replaced by a bitch named Merle Ginsburg.

378. I can't help you, but I got to be honest.

379. Like the big knockers.

380. - She made it work, designers.

381. - Yes, she did.

382. Saucy, what say you?

383. - I said walk 'em like a dog.

384. - Walking like a dog.

385. She's even started to walk like a dog on the left side

386. of the street. - Period.

387. - I can never keep up with these trends.

388. I thought we were walking the fucking duck.

389. Now we're walking the dog.

390. Mary, what say you?

391. - I said Kegels, Ru.

392. I've been doing them this whole time

393. to get this baby out of me.

394. - Oh, Kegels. - Now, we're talking.

395. - It's almost there.

396. Can you please— I can't reach.

397. Get it.

398. - It's the Virgin Mary, baby.

399. You done turned Mary into a freak from down the street.

400. I don't know if RuPaul feeling this.

401. You better pray to God he don't come for you.

402. - Oh.

403. That buzzer means that round one is over.

404. But we'll be right back with a whole new batch

405. of celebrities.

406. Don't go away.

407. Coming up...

408. - I'd say, Edgar, what's your favorite position?

409. He'd say, the neighbors' house.

410. - Welcome back to the second half of the Snatch Game.

411. Let's meet our new contestants.

412. First up, he's in the pit crew, and he's a rocket scientist.

413. Bryce is here.

414. - Well, hello, Ru.

415. - Our next contestant is from Israel with love.

416. Asaf is here. Hello. - Hello. How's it going?

417. - I just love that little Superman curl you have.

418. - Super Jew. - Oh, I love that.

419. Let's meet our celebrities.

420. Please welcome a comedy legend.

421. Joan Rivers is here.

422. Joanie, we have missed you so much.

423. - Oh, God, I haven't missed a single one of you.

424. - Moving on down, holy moly, it's televangelist Jan Crouch.

425. - Hello, Pastor Ru.

426. - Now, Jan, do you have a blessing or a prayer for us?

427. - Oh, I have a bunch of prayers for this thing right here.

428. Thank God I brought my cross.

429. - Oh, God, it burns.

430. Up next, she has been serving face for centuries.

431. It's the Mona Lisa. - What's good?

432. It's me, your girl, the Mona Lisa.

433. So happy to be here today.

434. - Can you flash me that Mona Lisa smile?

435. There you go, girl.

436. Up next, YouTube sensation Trisha Paytas.

437. - Oh, my God, Ru. You're so pretty.

438. It's like looking in a mirror.

439. - Oh, you're so kind.

440. All right, up next, we've got the one and only Tan Mom.

441. Hello, Tan Mom. - Hi, RuPaul.

442. That's not barbecue you're smelling—it's me.

443. All right, let's move on down to a superstar

444. who has been here before.

445. Put your hands together for Miley Cyrus.

446. - Oh, sweet niblets, Ru.

447. It's me, Miss Miley Ray.

448. - What have you learned from being

449. around so many drag queens?

450. - Not to trust them.

451. - Uh-huh.

452. Let's move on down to beauty influencer Bretman Rock.

453. - The real Internet sensation, Ru, bitch.

454. - Yes.

455. Your hair is so gorgeous.

456. - Oh, thank you so much.

457. - What's your beauty regimen?

458. - It's just some coconut water, you know, just putting it

459. in there, into the scalp.

460. - Oh, okay.

461. Guys, are you ready to play the game?

462. - Ready.

463. - Okay, Bryce, here is your first question.

464. Before each show, the pit crew stand in a circle

465. and blank each other.

466. See all the celebrities are writing?

467. Joan Rivers, he's a rocket scientist.

468. - Oh, I've had a team of rocket scientists working

469. on this face for years.

470. They do amazing, amazing work.

471. I've been pulled so many times, I put a tampon in my chin.

472. Oh, God.

473. - All right, let's go to Bryce.

474. What say you?

475. - I say it before they give their answer?

476. - Yes, yes. - Okay.

477. - Rocket scientist, my ass.

478. - We stand in a circle, and we oil up each other.

479. - Oil up each other.

480. Let's see if you've got any matches.

481. Let's start with Miley Cyrus.

482. Miley, you've changed.

483. - Well, you know what they say, Ru.

484. I got the best of both worlds. - Yes.

485. What say you, Miley?

486. - Well, I wrote down my handy dandy foam finger.

487. - Oh, they—okay, yeah.

488. Miley, that was not a match for Bryce over there.

489. All right, let's move on down

490. to the queen of comedy, Joan Rivers.

491. Now, Joan, we know you as Joan Rivers.

492. What's your middle name?

493. - That bitch.

494. Oh, my parents hated me.

495. They used to encourage me to take candy from strangers.

496. Oh, oh.

497. It's not going to be a match,

498. but I said they work out with each other,

499. because those bodies don't come easy.

500. Now, the Super Jew didn't tell you this,

501. but he also won "The Biggest Loser."

502. I mean, oh, oh, listen,

503. I don't want to say that he was fat,

504. but I saw him put mayonnaise on an aspirin.

505. - Let's move on down to Tan Mom.

506. Hey, Tan Mom. - Hi, RuPaul.

507. - Oh, my goodness, your tan looks great.

508. - Thank you. So does yours. - Thank you.

509. Now, Tan Mom, we are looking for "oiling each other up."

510. What say you?

511. - RuPaul, I'm going to be honest.

512. The pale white color of these cards

513. almost sent me off the edge. - Oh, I bet, yeah.

514. - I had to fix it for you. - Oh.

515. - Yeah.

516. - Oh, my God, that looks like Joan's tampon steps.

517. - Can you let me fucking finish?

518. - Oh. - Okay.

519. - So I'm going to say tan.

520. - They tan each other.

521. With an oil-based tan?

522. - No. - No?

523. Okay, well, let's move on down to Mr. Rock over there.

524. - Do you know that I'm a singer and songwriter?

525. - No, I didn't know that, but now I do.

526. - Well, I actually wrote a song for you.

527. - Okay, let's hear it.

528. - Oh.

529. - And so I wrote down, they're going to be

530. singing to each other, bitch. - Oh.

531. Let's move on down to the Mona Lisa.

532. Mona Lisa, what did you say?

533. - You know, they say a picture—

534. What is that saying? Like, a picture—

535. - It's worth a thousand words, asshole.

536. - Is a thousand words.

537. - Mona Lisa, what did you say?

538. - I can tell that you are a bit of a work of art

539. just like myself.

540. So I believe the pit crew would be painting each other.

541. - What kind of paint? - Oil-based paint.

542. - That's a match.

543. We got a match.

544. All right, Asaf, this one's for you.

545. Glamazonian Airways is spicing up their service.

546. The flight attendants don't just warm your nuts.

547. They blank your bags.

548. What say you?

549. - They tickle your bags. - They tickle your bags.

550. Let's start with Joan Rivers.

551. You've flown— for years, you've flown.

552. - Oh, many, many years, and it's been awful every time.

553. The only thing that's worse than flying

554. is sex with my ex-husband.

555. I would say, Edgar, what part of me do you find sexy?

556. And he'd say, I'd rather not find you at all.

557. I'd say, Edgar, what's your favorite position?

558. He'd say, the neighbors' house.

559. - So now we're looking for tickle your bags, Joan.

560. What say you?

561. - I said Miley's foam finger.

562. - Because I just wanted to make fun of the dumb bitch

563. in the front.

564. - I know you want some of this, Miss Joan.

565. - Why is the white girl twerking?

566. They say I'm problematic.

567. She's problematic. Someone cancel her.

568. - You know what? You can shut it, Jesus Jugs.

569. - Bottle blonde.

570. - Well— - Bra stuffer.

571. - Well, Miley, Miley. - Has-been.

572. - Never was.

573. - Sweetie, you have something on your face.

574. - Don't touch me. - Oh, okay.

575. - The level of unprofessionalism,

576. far too much.

577. - Let's move on down to Trisha.

578. - I just wrote down Jesus... - Oh.

579. - Because, you know, we have a really special connection,

580. if you couldn't tell by looking at me.

581. - Not a match.

582. All right, let's go to our next question.

583. This one is for Bryce.

584. Ross Matthews took a DNA test.

585. Turns out, he's 100% blank.

586. - Glitter. - Glitter.

587. Let's go to Jan Crouch.

588. We are looking for glitter.

589. - I do know Brother Ross.

590. He has come to the congregation once or twice.

591. And I must say, he's 100% a sodomite.

592. - Oh.

593. Oh, she really does know Ross.

594. All right, let's go on down to Miley Cyrus

595. because we have to.

596. Miley, what do you say?

597. What did you say, Miley?

598. - I'm sorry, Ru.

599. It just tastes so good.

600. Just like my Meemaw's home cooking.

601. You know, we're country, but we're not, like, that country

602. where we're, like, fucking our cousins and stuff like that.

603. - Okay, all right.

604. All right, Tan Mom, what do you say?

605. - The name Matthews rings a bell.

606. - Yeah.

607. - I hooked up with a Jimmy Matthews

608. in the back of a Long John Silver's once.

609. So I think he's 100% my son?

610. Let's move on down to Bretman.

611. - Ru, I wrote down...

612. It's a match, bitch.

613. - Judges say, no, that is not a match.

614. We actually have some Filipinos in the judges' booth.

615. Yes.

616. It's over.

617. It's over.

618. - Well, that's our show.

619. That means the winner of Snatch Game is...

620. science.

621. Yes, it's real.

622. Say good night, everybody.

623. - Bye.

624. - It's really wild to see others drowning around you.

625. Better be listening to them lyrics, honey,

626. because you didn't listen to Ru...

627. The whole time.

628. - Coming up...

629. Category is Beautiful Nightmare.

630. - You better walk that fucking spider.

631. - It's a new day.

632. - We are the Snatch slayers, honey.

633. - It's elimination day,

634. and I'm feeling good about myself,

635. which is a change that I needed.

636. - Mistress, you can take the Rosie O'Donnell mug off.

637. Snatch Game is over. - Ouch.

638. - How long have you been out for?

639. - I didn't come out until after high school,

640. which really surprises people, 'cause I'm so out there now,

641. but I actually still live in the town

642. that I went to, like, elementary and high school

643. and stuff.

644. And I'll be walking around my hometown,

645. and I'll be looked at like I don't belong there.

646. - Just, like, based off of, like, the way that you look?

647. - Based off the way—

648. I mean, you know I like a short short, and I like a crop top.

649. - Yeah. - You know?

650. I remember the first time I was ever called a "faggot."

651. I remember it really distinctly.

652. I was in sixth grade. I remember exactly who it was.

653. I heard teachers in my school

654. join in on making fun of me.

655. I used to just, like...

656. hope and pray that I could just be normal.

657. I just got to a point eventually after high school

658. where I was like, I need to start actually living my life.

659. - Right.

660. - The only thing that I could do

661. to get people to stop laughing at me

662. was to get them to laugh with me.

663. And so being bullied

664. really helped me

665. to hone in on my talent for comedy.

666. And so now I've been able to take

667. what used to be a defense mechanism,

668. and now I've made a career out of it.

669. I think the reason why I'm the way that I am,

670. why I wear the crop top and I wear the short short,

671. is because I'm making up for lost time.

672. I'm going to be as gay as they come.

673. - Yeah. - You know what I mean?

674. And with Salina in the room, that's really hard.

675. I live out loud and out proud wherever I go.

676. I still have people ridicule me.

677. The difference now is that I found my voice.

678. - Work, mama. - And what?

679. Welcome to the main stage of "RuPaul's Drag Race."

680. She gives good blank.

681. It's Michelle Visage.

682. - She gives good advice.

683. - I'm sorry, Michelle, not a match.

684. - Oh.

685. - Style superstar Carson Kressley

686. never met a guy he didn't blank.

687. - Like?

688. - Oh, the correct answer is cornhole.

689. - Oh.

690. When did I have cornhole?

691. - And the incredible Amandla Stenberg.

692. How is your blank?

693. - No complaints, Ru.

694. - Tonight on the runway,

695. category is Beautiful Nightmare.

696. Racers, start your engines,

697. and may the best drag queen win.

698. - Up first, Marcia Marcia Marcia.

699. - Today Marcia is getting freaky.

700. I am like a child's nightmare of what the dentist is.

701. I'm like, come on, kids, give me your teeth.

702. - Oh, she's a filling queen.

703. Luxx Noir London.

704. Darling, the "Thriller" video auditions are next door.

705. - I'm giving you bride whose husband threw her in the river

706. and drowned her.

707. - You better walk that fucking block.

708. Malaysia Babydoll Foxx.

709. Oh, the show ghouls have arrived.

710. - I am giving you the living, walking beauty dead fantasy.

711. I think I'm still beautiful, even dead.

712. - Get the flock out of here.

713. - Mistress Isabelle Brooks.

714. - She was in a terrible accident at the jewelry store,

715. but we've got her in a neck brace.

716. She's gonna be just fine.

717. - They say we eat six spiders a year in our sleep,

718. and those spiders laid some eggs and, oh, busted through.

719. And there's webs all over me.

720. - Don't be so cagey.

721. Anetra.

722. - You better walk that fucking spider.

723. - I'm stomping down the runway,

724. licking these long spider fingers

725. 'cause I've just swallowed my husband.

726. She is a man-eater.

727. - "Latext" me when you get home.

728. - Salina EsTitties. - Oh.

729. - Zombie titties, baby.

730. I sewed all these leather pieces together

731. to make it look like human skin.

732. I am looking glamorous as a dead bitch.

733. - She puts the lotion in the casket.

734. Robin Fierce.

735. - I think she found this look on the dark web.

736. - I'm glamorously crawling down the runway

737. with all of my legs,

738. and I am feeling like that tarantula bitch

739. that will murder your husband.

740. And you look at her,

741. see she's gorgeous, and say, okay.

742. - Loosey LaDuca.

743. - I am serving a dragged-out version

744. of Jason Voorhees from "Friday the 13th."

745. The judges expect bubblegum pink and big, blonde hair,

746. but you never know what to expect from Loosey LaDuca.

747. - Why is she so two-faced?

748. Sasha Colby.

749. - Witch, please.

750. - Look at this thing.

751. I look like a Tim Burton special.

752. I feel like the largest broom

753. you've ever seen in life because I'm about to sweep

754. this motherfucking competition.

755. - Jax.

756. - You better hiss-y that walk. - Mm-hmm.

757. - I am walking down this runway Perseus first.

758. I have my snake prosthetic, because, you know,

759. Lady Voldemort looks good right now.

760. - Oh, yes, she better Medusa.

761. Sugar.

762. - I am channeling all the creepy porcelain dolls

763. at my grandma's.

764. This look would be nothing without Booger.

765. You know, Sugar needs her Booger.

766. - I'm writing a letter... To Daddy.

767. - Spice.

768. Oh, this is that new dance,

769. you know, the popping and locking.

770. - Yes, I do.

771. - And I thought it was just polio.

772. - I'm that doll up in your attic

773. that gives you nightmares.

774. I'm giving you the scarier and spookier version.

775. Sugar is giving you the more beautiful version.

776. - You know, I got to tell you.

777. The zombies are getting younger and younger.

778. Amethyst.

779. - Oh, my Gaga.

780. - It's horror. It's theatrics.

781. It's Gaga.

782. And I think I look amazing.

783. - This is a period costume.

784. - Carson Kressley!

785. - Aura.

786. - Oh.

787. Vertebrae, you stay.

788. - I'm giving the pain, the sadness,

789. and showing off my acting skills.

790. - Ooh, spinal tap that ass. - Mm-hmm.

791. - How much it cost for one rib?

792. - Coming up...

793. - Your impersonation was pretty impeccable.

794. - It didn't really go anywhere.

795. - Welcome, queens.

796. I've made some decisions.

797. Luxx Noir London, Malaysia Babydoll Foxx,

798. Anetra, Robin Fierce,

799. Salina EsTitties, Sasha Colby,

800. Jax, Amethyst, you are...

801. all safe.

802. You may leave the stage.

803. - Girl, it's foam.

804. - Now it's time for the judges' critiques,

805. starting with Marcia Marcia Marcia.

806. - I thought you were absolutely wonderful in Snatch Game.

807. Your impersonation was pretty impeccable.

808. - So scandalous.

809. - Tonight on the runway,

810. the credit I want to give to you, Marcia,

811. is I see more makeup on your face.

812. You could take it further.

813. - I'm not crazy about this outfit.

814. You got to learn how to drag this shit up.

815. You know what I'm saying? But good job today.

816. - Thank you so much.

817. - Up next, Mistress Isabelle Brooks.

818. - You can paint the motherfucking house down.

819. - Thank you. - These kids better recognize.

820. You were Rosie O'Donnell...

821. - And were like, I'm also Abby Lee Miller.

822. And you just...

823. Went with it

824. because we kind of bought into whatever you were selling.

825. That is the magic and the key to Snatch Game.

826. - You knew when to put in the jokes, and you had them.

827. I was very impressed.

828. I've got my eye on you.

829. - Thank you, mama.

830. - Up next, Loosey LaDuca.

831. - Wow.

832. You are really, really smart.

833. You were one of the best performances

834. on Snatch Game I'd ever seen.

835. - And you were able to banter,

836. to have a little bit of a condescending edge

837. with the other girls.

838. And some of them needed it, so thank you.

839. This look—I love it because it's super chic,

840. a lot of style with a splash of camp.

841. So thank you. - Thank you.

842. - You had me laughing so hard.

843. We all knew Joan, and she would be very proud.

844. Up next, Sugar.

845. - So you were Trisha Paytas.

846. Trisha is all about the mukbang.

847. So I thought it was interesting

848. that you had really no food that you were eating.

849. - She can be pretty weird, like, pretty bizarre.

850. And so I kind of wanted more of that.

851. - You had the right idea, which is engage with the room.

852. It was just taking the temperature of the room

853. and knowing when to engage,

854. because it came off as being a little bit interruptive.

855. - All right, up next, Spice.

856. - I love that you chose to do an older Miley.

857. - It's me, Miss Miley Ray.

858. - I almost wish that you had just dug deeper

859. into that era of Miley, you know?

860. - First of all, you have to have that voice.

861. You know, she had that voice.

862. And she was a little bit nasal when she talked.

863. She had that voice.

864. - Yeah, she had, like, a head cold

865. the entire four years of that show.

866. - Daddy, Daddy. We got to go out and go see Rico, Daddy.

867. - You know? - Yeah.

868. - I don't know what was going on.

869. You were beating yourself on the head with a mallet.

870. - And it needed more laughs, too.

871. All right, up next, Aura Mayari.

872. - This runway look— when you turned around,

873. and you gave us, like, this great, like, pearl-clutching,

874. gay gasp reveal, delicious.

875. - So you were Bretman Rock.

876. He's so filled with energy,

877. and he's so silly and funny and quirky,

878. and that was missing for me.

879. It didn't really go anywhere.

880. - I just wanted you to let loose a little bit more

881. and have more fun. - Sure.

882. - Thank you, ladies. I think we've heard enough.

883. While you untuck backstage,

884. the judges and I will deliberate.

885. - Welcome back, ladies.

886. I've made some decisions.

887. Marcia Marcia Marcia...

888. you are safe.

889. Mistress Isabelle Brooks...

890. You are safe.

891. Loosey LaDuca...

892. Can we talk?

893. Condragulations.

894. You are the winner of this week's challenge.

895. - Thank you.

896. - You've won a cash prize of $5,000.

897. - Good. I deserve it,

898. and I need to let these other girls know

899. that I am the one to watch.

900. - Sugar...

901. your snatch was not on fire.

902. Spice, you came in like a wrecking ball.

903. Aura, your runway was beautiful,

904. but your Snatch Game was a nightmare.

905. Aura...

906. you are safe.

907. You may join the other girls.

908. Sugar and Spice, I'm sorry, my dears,

909. but you are both up for elimination.

910. - Looking at that crazy bitch

911. that I popped out of the womb with,

912. nothing else matters.

913. Game is on, and we are going to give these bitches a show.

914. - The time has come...

915. for you to lip-synch...

916. for your life.

917. - This is not about to be a regular, schmegular, degular

918. lip sync for your life.

919. This is about to be a twin sync for your life.

920. - Good luck and don't fuck it up.

921. - Come on.

922. - Come on, girls! - Whoo!

923. - Come on, bitch.

924. - Come on.

925. - Whoo!

926. - What is going on?

927. - They seem to have choreographed

928. the entire thing somehow.

929. - Run!

930. - More canned bits.

931. - Oh!

932. - Ladies, I have made my decision.

933. Spice, shantay, you stay.

934. You may join the other girls.

935. Sugar...

936. you came to this competition with one sister,

937. but tonight you leave here with 15.

938. Now sashay away.

939. - Thank you guys.

940. - We love you. - I love you guys.

941. - Bye. I love you.

942. - Bye.

943. - At least say a funny line, bitch.

944. This bitch still might be

945. in the competition, but I'm still hotter, better,

946. and everything in between, bitch, so bye.

947. - That's better.

948. - I'm so grateful for this experience.

949. It was so fun.

950. And I'm...

951. so grateful to have Spice in my life.

952. She's so special to me,

953. and I'm going to be rooting her on from the sidelines.

954. So...

955. Yay.

956. - Condragulations, ladies.

957. And, remember, if you can't love yourself,

958. how in the hell are you going to love somebody else?

959. Can I get an "amen" up in here? Amen.

960. - All right, now let the music play.

961. - You'll turn home decor into haute couture.

962. - Talk about stress.

963. I've never sewn a day in my life.

964. - It's giving me House of Monet.

965. - Everything is not fitting.

966. - I can tell that Spice is spiraling, honey.

967. - There's some girls that don't deserve to be here over her.