RuPaul's Drag Race 15x2

1. - Previously, on "RuPaul's Drag Race"...

2. Welcome to "RuPaul's Drag Race"

3. season 15.

4. - Oh, my God! - I'm gagging. Like, Ariana!

5. - Mother has arrived.

6. - You'll be performing in a talent extravaganza.

7. - I can really spearhead this for the group.

8. - Okay, well, I do have an idea.

9. - It kind of just turns into

10. Aura taking over the whole thing.

11. - Y'all ready for some premiere drama, mama?

12. Queens of season 15,

13. meet the queens of season 15.

14. - We cannot even choreograph this number with eight people.

15. 16?

16. - The winner of "RuPaul's Drag Race"

17. receives a one-year supply

18. of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics

19. and a gag-worthy grand prize

20. of $200,000

21. served by Cash App,

22. with extra special guest judge Ariana Grande.

23. - That's right.

24. Before this week is over, one of you will be going home.

25. - Ah.

26. - Are there any chocolate bars?

27. - There are 16 of us!

28. I thought I was in competition mode before,

29. and now it is a competition.

30. - So for one of you, it really will be one night only.

31. - I will leave you now so you can become better acquainted.

32. No tongues.

33. - Now we gotta get to know these other bitches.

34. Ugh, I guess.

35. Hey, girl. How y'all doing?

36. - Malaysia. - So, Sugar and Spice.

37. - Yes. - I feel like season 15

38. is like, trades and twinks.

39. - Hey, girl!

40. - But I'm still the trade of the season.

41. What? What? What?

42. Muah. - OK, so what's the real tea?

43. Wait, who is a booger? Who's a booger?

44. - I grew up in the Texas drag scene,

45. and I know Mistress Isabelle is no joke.

46. She is known in Houston for being that girl who will

47. cut you down in a moment's notice.

48. I am so glad that I have someone else to talk

49. massive amounts of shit with.

50. - OK. I wanna know,

51. who knows each other already prior,

52. like, from the other people. - From the other group?

53. - I know Sasha from back home. - I do.

54. - Oh, my God.

55. Sasha Colby, that is my L.A. sister.

56. - All right the drag icon.

57. - So nice to see you. - I love you, sis.

58. - I mean, I guess you can say that I know Sugar and Spice

59. from Instagram. - Yeah.

60. We're like—we're like Insta friends.

61. - Of course, everybody knows who Sugar and Spice are.

62. - I feel like all of, like, my drag friends are virtual.

63. So now it's fun to, like, have, like, friends in person.

64. I just wanna, like, touch everyone.

65. Oh, that's— - Oh, no.

66. - Child, let's see if they can last

67. for more than 15 seconds or however many seconds

68. it is they give you on TikTok.

69. - Can I ask what your entrance line was?

70. - Well, we trotted in together. - Uh-huh.

71. - You were like, "Well, this doesn't

72. look like the toy store."

73. And then I was like, "Sweetie, that was my line."

74. And then we started, like, fighting.

75. - It was giving rehearsary.

76. We're like the doll you pull and just,

77. like, the little lines come out.

78. - I've been waiting for them to shut up.

79. - You're gonna be here for a while!

80. - I got, like, yelled at once. Like, my librarian was—

81. - Again, enough about them.

82. - Girls, I thought we were all friends.

83. I'm starting to feel like, oh, no, it's gonna be me

84. and Sugar against the world.

85. - OK, you guys, there's 16 of us now.

86. You guys wanna go back to rehearsing?

87. - We should. - Yes.

88. - Yeah.

89. - We gotta add them into our choreography

90. that we just worked hard on.

91. - Do you guys wanna see what we came up with?

92. - Yes. - Please

93. - Show us, show us, show us.

94. - We'll be over here just judging.

95. - Hit it.

96. - Oof.

97. Y'all said y'all prepared something.

98. But this is, like, 10 seconds of high kicks and chopping.

99. And it's not gonna work with 16 of us on stage.

100. - I say that we stop ours, like, right before

101. tonight, tonight,

102. and then they come in from the back.

103. - No, I think we all should just be on together.

104. - Baby, we gotta choreograph a whole opening number,

105. and the girls have already started.

106. So, like, what are we gonna do?

107. - I'll place people. - Yes.

108. - Do we have to choreograph our own version?

109. Are we gonna pick up where they left off?

110. - Where do you want me, baby?

111. - We'll pop you right here. - OK.

112. - It's like "Tetris."

113. Where are we gonna fit?

114. - I have a suggestion.

115. - Yes? - We have eight new girls.

116. I think that our group should be on one side,

117. and their group should be on one side.

118. And be like, tonight, tonight.

119. Then, one night only, and everybody mix in together.

120. - Should we listen to the song?

121. - They come in when we come in.

122. - Can we put one person in charge of saying everything?

123. Because there's too many people saying a bunch of shit.

124. We are getting nowhere.

125. I'm feeling very frustrated because I'm not

126. the best with choreography, and I know it's gonna

127. take me a long time to learn.

128. For one person, it really is gonna be only one night,

129. so I wanna make sure it's perfect

130. and it's what it needs to be, you know what I mean?

131. - Right, right, right.

132. - I'm not trying to be a bitch and, like, dominate.

133. I just— - You don't have to try.

134. Uh—

135. - Mistress and Irene are already going at it.

136. I mean, I thought me and Spice were gonna

137. be the drama this season.

138. OK.

139. - One person needs to be in charge.

140. The extra comments from people is unnecessary.

141. Jesus Christ.

142. - Me and Sugar are on totally opposite sides of the room,

143. and we just keep making eye contact.

144. Like, we would just have our little, like,

145. inside joke faces.

146. We're like, this is ridiculous.

147. - I know that we already had a routine.

148. But I feel like we really need to start from scratch.

149. Like, and—

150. - Scrapping everything, I just think

151. it would take too much time.

152. - Speaking of time, we don't have a lot.

153. So I think we should just, like, get back

154. to work and start doing this.

155. - All right, bottoms.

156. Let's take it from the top, all right?

157. - Yeah.

158. - I'm really nervous about how this number gonna come out.

159. I don't know if we about to go to war,

160. but I do know that it's gonna be a long night.

161. I'm telling you, it's gonna be a long night.

162. - Coming up...

163. - I, like, went through the nails.

164. I don't think it's in there.

165. I am running so behind.

166. Where the hell's the wig?

167. Oh, my God.

168. - The Doublemint Twins done lost they mind.

169. - Whoo-hoo-hoo!

170. It's move-in day.

171. - Child, let me throw this mug on real quick.

172. - Buenos dias, baby.

173. It is a new day in the work room.

174. And we're gonna do our talent show in front of the judges.

175. Here we go!

176. Engines are running.

177. The game has begun.

178. - Let's go grab our stuff.

179. - Ah!

180. - It is a madhouse.

181. We all have to claim stations.

182. And the energy is just go, go, go, go, go.

183. - Go in here. Go in here. Go in here.

184. - Sugar's running to secure our clothing.

185. And then I run to secure the makeup station

186. because we share a lot of the same makeup.

187. And also, like, it's our thing, getting ready together.

188. It's like, let us just be our little twinning selves.

189. - We got our space. So excited!

190. - Here we go.

191. - For someone who doesn't wear a lot of clothes,

192. I sure got a lot of shit.

193. Mistress, what are these little chicken biscuit ass—

194. Did you bring any high heels to the show?

195. - Wait, are Mistress and Irene—

196. do they hate each other?

197. It's very, like, conflicting energies.

198. - Let's compare our pads. - Are you ready?

199. - Ready? 1— - 3, 2—

200. - Shut up. - What are these?

201. This is a pancake.

202. - That's a— it's an actual pancake.

203. - OK, I need a—

204. I don't know where to begin.

205. - Degrease.

206. - Even though I am the older twin,

207. sometimes I feel like Sugar is my older twin.

208. And she's, like, coming—

209. like, she's gonna make it OK.

210. - Now, you guys are, like, notorious for taking a really

211. long time to paint, right? - Yeah, it's bad.

212. That's why we're, like, rushing.

213. I'm like—

214. - I noticed you were the first two.

215. - We're already— I said, "Bolt. Get our thing.

216. We need to start."

217. - How long does it normally take y'all?

218. - When we were back on Long Island,

219. like, if we had all day to get ready,

220. it would take us all day.

221. - Oh, lord have mercy.

222. The twins just seem to be living in their own little

223. La La Land.

224. I'm not sure how this is gonna turn out.

225. - Luxx! - Yes?

226. - You know what this is?

227. - A 40—inch unit, I guess.

228. - Wait, I think I have a measuring tape.

229. - Are we really about to do this?

230. - Yeah, let's find out.

231. - Yours is definitely longer than mine,

232. but they're close.

233. - Well, this is 40 inches.

234. Irene's may be 40 inches or it may be a little longer,

235. but at least my hair is thick to the bottom.

236. Yours truly is probably, like, the same length.

237. Yours just gets a little, like, withered at the end.

238. - Withered.

239. - Luxx, how did you get your start?

240. - I couldn't go out 'cause I wasn't of age.

241. - Right.

242. - I turned 21 during the pandemic.

243. So I was just on Instagram.

244. - Don't you feel like people kinda shade,

245. like, social media? But, like—

246. for when you're a younger queen,

247. that's kinda all you have 'cause you're

248. not allowed in the clubs.

249. - That's all you have when you're young.

250. I think social media is a very big part of not only my drag

251. but drag at large now.

252. It's kind of like a digital portfolio for people

253. to look at you and see what you can do.

254. That's how I got, like, my followers during quarantine.

255. Since I couldn't gag the girls in the club,

256. I'd gag them from their living room couches.

257. - Let's face it. It's 2022.

258. If you're not a drag queen on social media,

259. what are you doing? - It's kind of like,

260. what are you doing? - That's how you

261. make your business. - Exactly.

262. It's like— I think it's a really stupid, like,

263. mindset for people to have that,

264. like, oh, you can't be talented in person

265. because you do social media.

266. And it's typically the girls who don't do well

267. on social media, you know?

268. - America, I have nothing against

269. social media sensations.

270. But it takes a lot of growth to get to where you gotta get.

271. A lot of these new girls, it's happening overnight for them.

272. But I feel like you gotta know how to walk the walk

273. and talk the talk, boo.

274. - So how do you think everything went yesterday?

275. Were y'all gagged to see us?

276. - Who would gag to see you?

277. - Not the two enemies sitting next to each other.

278. - Girl, what the fuck are you talking about?

279. - Oh, my God, wait.

280. Did you guys think we were enemies?

281. - They thought that we were bickering.

282. - Mistress and I are talking the way that I talk to girls

283. backstage at a drag show.

284. - I thought y'all hated each other.

285. - You can really tell how young and inexperienced

286. some of these girls are.

287. Because they think that a little bit of light shade

288. means that you're enemies with someone.

289. - I thought someone was gonna, like, throw a punch, like—

290. - I'm glad the twins are getting to see me

291. because they get to see what a real drag queen gives.

292. If someone's your sister and you like someone,

293. you read them back and forth.

294. Can we talk about when the groups merged

295. and everyone was, like, on the twins' ass at first?

296. Whenever they walked in, I saw, like, nails on the floor.

297. The lace was waving at me on her wig.

298. - And, like, for me, I'm not gonna talk shit.

299. Like, if I'm gonna talk shit—

300. - You just did! - No, no, no.

301. But if I'm gonna talk shit, I'm gonna help you.

302. I'm not gonna just be—

303. I'm not going to just let it—let it happen.

304. - You're a secretive sweetheart.

305. - And you ended up being one of the sweetest. Yeah.

306. - You were giving, like, Mayor of Dragville.

307. You were looking around.

308. You had a magnifying glass.

309. - I'm not Mayor of Dragville.

310. - What are you doing for your talent?

311. - I'm a hip hop dancer. - Nice.

312. - And I kind of incorporate that in my drag sometimes.

313. - OK. Amethyst, how about you?

314. - It's technically a lip sync.

315. But it's— it's my kind of lip sync.

316. Let's just say that.

317. - I'm gonna sing.

318. - Original song?

319. - Yes, actually.

320. - Yeah, I'm really excited because I sing in, like,

321. 95% of the shows that I do.

322. - It's season 15.

323. You gotta step it up.

324. So I'm singing live.

325. And I think the judges are gonna be

326. really impressed with the fact

327. that I'm willing to take such a risk.

328. - Loosey has range.

329. - I would like to say that I have range as well.

330. - What are you doing?

331. - I'm not gonna Ruveal yet.

332. These girls do not need to know what I'm doing for talent.

333. I'm not showing you all my cards.

334. I'm from Sin City.

335. I know how to play poker, bitch.

336. - Do you know what anybody else is doing for their talent?

337. - I don't know.

338. I heard something about ice water.

339. - Ice water?

340. - Who's doing ice water? Who did you hear that from?

341. - It's like the next— Irene.

342. I think Irene's doing something with ice water.

343. - Irene? - Yes, ma'am.

344. - I just heard you're using ice water in your talent show.

345. - Yeah, I'm making a glass of ice water for my talent show.

346. My mom used to make it for me all the time.

347. - While it sounds very ridiculous,

348. I feel like after last season when Willow Pill

349. kind of knocked it out of the park

350. doing some obscure talent number,

351. now it's gonna be a contest of who can

352. out-obscure the obscurest.

353. - Oh, bitch. She's on.

354. - Your lip? - The mug.

355. - Spice, come on. - I know. I know.

356. - Might wanna speed it up there, twins.

357. - Ooh.

358. - The rest of us are in full drag,

359. corsets laced, wigs glued,

360. makeup on, shoes on.

361. The twins are, like, still struggling to get ready.

362. - Let me actually just do it for you.

363. - You'd think that with two of them,

364. they'd be able to get ready in a timely manner.

365. - Sugar, it's not on a wig stand thing?

366. - Where— Oh, my God.

367. - I am running so behind.

368. I can't find my clothes. I can't find my wig.

369. I, like, went through them yes—

370. I don't think it's in there.

371. - We're literally seconds away from performing

372. on the main stage.

373. First impressions are so important,

374. and I do not wanna mess this up.

375. - Is it this?

376. - Oh, my God. No.

377. - Where the hell's the wig?

378. - Girl, the twins are, like, on overload.

379. - Can you please try to find the wig?

380. Please, please, please.

381. - The dolls are, like, malfunctioning.

382. - Like, you packed it. I didn't pack it.

383. So you would know.

384. - Oh, my God.

385. - The Doublemint Twins done lost they mind.

386. Somebody goin' home.

387. Baby, you is at risk right now.

388. - Coming up...

389. Let the talent extravaganza begin.

390. Welcome to the season premiere

391. of "RuPaul's Drag Race."

392. She's a dangerous woman, Michelle Visage.

393. - Oh, more like slippery when wet. Ow.

394. - Oh, oh. - Oh.

395. - The hilarious Ross Mathews.

396. Now, don't you have something to show us?

397. - Well, Ru, I'm married!

398. Sorry, ladies.

399. - Well, we wish you and Wellington

400. all the love in the world.

401. Condragulations. - Aw, thank you.

402. Next.

403. - And, finally, her hair has been

404. defying gravity since 2010.

405. It's Ariana Grande.

406. - Oh, Thank you, Ru.

407. Apparently, so have my knockers.

408. I love being here so much.

409. I'm having an out-of-body experience.

410. I love you so much. Thank you.

411. - We love having you here.

412. This week, we challenged our queens to entertaint us

413. in the largest talent extravaganza ever.

414. Racers, start your engines.

415. And may the best drag queen win.

416. Let the talent extravaganza begin.

417. ♪ Tonight, tonight

418. - Whoo!

419. - Coming up...

420. - Somebody is going home tonight.

421. Not me, though.

422. - Welcome back to One Night Only.

423. Up first, Malaysia Babydoll Foxx.

424. - Let's hear it for Spice.

425. - Ugh, I'm bored.

426. - I think it's about time

427. we spice things up a bit.

428. You know about I'm a doll

429. - Whoo!

430. - Seeing Spice perform without me,

431. I am a proud little gay mom.

432. She always feels like she has to rely on me.

433. And she proves that she can be a bad bitch without Sugar.

434. - I just love how the coffin pulls it all together.

435. Hey, sis, it's Luxx Noir London.

436. - The hair is giving.

437. The body is giving. The mug is giving.

438. It might be Christmas, 'cause the whole thing is

439. just giving.

440. - Somebody is going home tonight.

441. Not me, though.

442. - Now presenting, Mistress Isabelle Brooks.

443. - Baby, the heavyweight champion is now here, honey,

444. representing for the big girls.

445. Let's go.

446. - Mistress is very intimidating.

447. - She really packs a punch.

448. Oh—hold on. My sugar got low.

449. Thank god I have this delicious

450. RuPaul Chocolate bar.

451. What? - Oh.

452. - Yes!

453. - All right, y'all.

454. It's time to get Loosey LaDuca.

455. - So Loosey sings live... - ♪ I'm taking over for girls

456. - And it's definitely a choice.

457. - Absolutely a choice.

458. - Loosey LaDuca is kind of a mind fuck for me.

459. Because she's singing about how to be loose,

460. but she's standing as rigid as a dead fish.

461. - Marcia Marcia Marcia.

462. - Whoo! - Go, girl.

463. - Oh, wow.

464. - This is genius.

465. It's so campy. It's so funny.

466. You go, Marcia.

467. - Here to let you have it, the Robin Fierce.

468. - Yeah.

469. - Next up, it's Irene Dubois.

470. - Hi, there.

471. Irene Dubois here with a fun little tutorial.

472. Today we're gonna be making one of my favorite recipes—

473. a glass of ice cold water.

474. Let's get started.

475. First, you're gonna wanna pour yourself

476. two cups of water into a glass.

477. See how easy that is? All right.

478. Next up, we're just gonna take some ice and we're—

479. you just get a little ice.

480. And you—give it—

481. just put some ice right into the glass.

482. - No one's laughing, absolutely no one.

483. The only thing that's making noise is the ice cubes.

484. - All right. And last but not least, we're gonna

485. take a little slice of lemon.

486. We're gonna squeeze a few drops into the glass,

487. and then we're gonna put it right on the edge of—

488. right into the glass.

489. All right. Let's try it out.

490. - This has so much potential.

491. It doesn't have to be this—

492. no pun intended—dry.

493. - Mm, so good.

494. I hope you enjoyed this tutorial.

495. And don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe.

496. - Whoo!

497. - I'm cringing for Irene because I can feel

498. the whole room just staring at her.

499. The judges are not feeling the number,

500. and I'm kinda scared for my girl.

501. - Coming up...

502. - I'm so gagged.

503. - Welcome back to One Night Only.

504. Get ready for Anetra.

505. - Round one.

506. It's A-N-E-T-R-A.

507. Six letters and three vowels.

508. My name is Anetra, ladies and gentlemen,

509. and I'm here to wear your pussies out.

510. - Attention, flaming pussy imminent.

511. - You better walk that fucking duck duck walk.

512. Quack. Quack.

513. Quack. Quack. Quack. Quack.

514. You better walk that fucking duck.

515. - Yes.

516. - Look at her knees. Look at her go.

517. - You better, bitch.

518. - Walk that fucking duck.

519. It's—do you smell that?

520. It's like something's burning.

521. Is that my pussy?

522. Yes.

523. It is.

524. It's burning.

525. Oh, my God, it's on fire. Does anybody have, like, ointment

526. or, like, a fire extinguisher?

527. - Work, bitch! Work!

528. - You gotta watch out for the quiet ones, you know?

529. Never know what they have up their sleeve.

530. - You better walk that fucking duck.

531. - Yes!

532. - Shut up. - Damn!

533. - It's time for a taste of Sugar.

534. Shh. ♪ It's Sugar

535. God, I'm annoying.

536. - Yes! Yes!

537. - The twins are kind of brilliant in their

538. whole, like, ditzy bimbo act.

539. But they're actually fierce competitors.

540. - Up next, Princess Poppy.

541. - Introducing the splendid singing sisters,

542. Poppy and her twin, Petunia.

543. - What in the parasite puppet hell is going on here?

544. - Sisters

545. - Sisters

546. - Whoo!

547. - Ariana Grande is into some, like, freaky shit.

548. I can tell she loves it.

549. - Lovely.

550. - Here she comes, Salina EsTitties.

551. - And the nominees best in show are...

552. And the award goes to Es-me.

553. That's a wrap.

554. - Yes!

555. - Come on, EsTitties.

556. - Up next, Amethyst.

557. for Amethyst's performance off the bat

558. are the sneakers, baby.

559. Like, have we not already learned that you do not wear

560. sneakers on RuPaul's stage?

561. - Yes!

562. - Whoo! Yeah!

563. - Give it up for Aura Mayari.

564. - Work.

565. - It's Sasha Colby.

566. - I am just living for Sasha.

567. She is so engaging and beautiful but also not

568. afraid to get gritty with it.

569. - Work.

570. - Last but not least, here's Jax.

571. - No way!

572. - Oh, my God.

573. - Yes, bitch.

574. - This bitch just did a triple double

575. whatever it is and lands on her titties,

576. ever so gently?

577. - Period.

578. - I'm actually so gagged.

579. - Coming up...

580. - This talent was a total game changer.

581. - Who the fuck does that?

582. Category is Who Is She?

583. Up first, Irene Dubois.

584. Ooh. Oh, no, she better Dubois.

585. - This is absolutely a signature Irene Dubois look.

586. It's inspired by Giger and the Xenomorph

587. from the "Alien" franchise.

588. I'm gonna plant my baby in you, and it's gonna

589. burst out of your chest.

590. And give me your heart so I can eat it!

591. - When are they bringing back the McRib?

592. - Luxx Noir London, Luxx Noir Paris, Luxx Noir New York.

593. - A quintessential Luxx look would be,

594. like, some sort of grand hat 'cause I love a statement hat.

595. Like, people don't wear hats enough.

596. Maybe people do wear a lot of hats.

597. I don't know.

598. I don't really pay attention.

599. But definitely some color.

600. I love to show body.

601. I love to show shape, fun colors.

602. I think I said colors already, didn't I?

603. - I think you get free satellite TV with this hat.

604. Aura Mayari.

605. Trend alert, high-top ponytail.

606. - Aura Mayari is a moon goddess warrior.

607. And I'm definitely showing that with this all-black

608. vinyl look and my platinum ponytail.

609. Michelle is looking at me.

610. And she's like, "Who is that bitch?

611. She's fuckin' gorgeous."

612. Maybe I'm just delusional.

613. - Why I Aura.

614. - Marcia Marcia Marcia.

615. - You know, Mom always said,

616. "Don't play with balls in the house."

617. - This beautiful Chanel-inspired outfit

618. represents my drag because it is kind of

619. preppy, pastels.

620. My references are, like, Ariana Grande,

621. Audrey Hepburn and, like, Cher Horowitz,

622. like, mixed together.

623. - Normally I'm not a fan of blue balls.

624. But in this case, I'll take 'em.

625. - Anetra.

626. - What? I can't hear you.

627. I have giant fuckin' spikes in my ears.

628. - I'm stomping this runway in a custom Anetra original.

629. Everything is hand-sewn by your girl.

630. We're giving you high future, crash landed

631. from the planet Cunt in 3035.

632. Left, right, left, right, walking ducks left and right.

633. - It's all water off a duck's crack.

634. - That's right.

635. You better walk that fuckin' duck.

636. - Quack, quack.

637. - Malaysia Babydoll Foxx.

638. All right, Patti LaBelle, here's something else for you.

639. - I'm wearing a fully rhinestoned white netted gown.

640. I got my foxtails, baby.

641. That means I got a little train in the back.

642. Y'all eating it up, baby, 'cause I'm giving

643. what needs to be given.

644. - Why have seven rings when you can have that one?

645. - Princess Poppy.

646. - She's tulle for the summer.

647. - I am the Princess of Candyland,

648. and I am colorful, irreverent.

649. And I am doing a pun on rainbows and bows.

650. I'm letting them see all of this little tutu—

651. and just a little bit of my ass crack.

652. - Toot toot. Hey. Beep beep.

653. - Sasha Colby, from ColbyCo.

654. - Fangirling so hard right now.

655. - I am giving you quintessential Sasha Colby—

656. wearing a gown that I wore once, 10 years ago,

657. when I won Miss Continental.

658. This look is screaming unadulterated glamour,

659. unapologetic fashion, and, most of all, art.

660. Don't touch.

661. - Gorgeous.

662. - Ma'am, I can't see the movie.

663. - For your consideration... - Yes.

664. - Salina EsTitties or Salina STDs.

665. - This is classic EsTitties, OK?

666. She is serving West Coast chola.

667. I'm in a full head-to-toe denim look that I made myself.

668. You know exactly who this girl is the minute you see her.

669. - You know, she's got really good jeans.

670. Amethyst.

671. - Enemathyst?

672. - For this look, I'm going with

673. a very slutty Bo Peep vibe.

674. I think of myself as a Disney teen

675. that went off the deep end

676. and, like, wants to be naughty.

677. I'm a Disney ho.

678. - Uh, Chrissy, where's Jack and Janet?

679. - At the Regal Beagle.

680. Mr. Roper? I think you me Mr. Groper.

681. - Jax.

682. - Oh, the Fly Girl auditions are next door.

683. - I'm giving you OG Jax.

684. It is color blocked.

685. And I'm coming up out of that bodega,

686. just rolling through the East Village,

687. stomping on some rats in Tompkins Square Park,

688. ready to serve it on the runway.

689. - You got some film in that camera or you

690. just happy to see me?

691. - Hey.

692. - Loosey LaDuca.

693. - I am serving an homage to the Holy Spirit herself,

694. Miss Britney Spears.

695. - Check out her overhead compartments.

696. - You'll notice my drag is always about the body-ody-ody.

697. I'm trying to embody glamour with a hint of camp—

698. signature Loosey LaDuca.

699. - On this flight, we only serve nuts.

700. Mistress Isabelle Brooks.

701. Oh, there's a new sheriff in town.

702. - I'm giving them a little taste of Houston, Texas drag.

703. Everything in Texas is bigger and better.

704. When we walk, you're gonna hear the beads

705. swishing against the floor.

706. We're going to be in the heaviest

707. garment doing the most, honey.

708. I didn't get this made for the show.

709. I pulled this out of my closet.

710. But that's how you know a bitch really got it going on.

711. - I hear she has a huge lasso.

712. The Robin Fierce.

713. - She's got a bod for sin but a head for donuts.

714. - This is literally the most beautiful

715. that I have ever, ever, ever felt.

716. This look represents me

717. because it's glamorous and functional.

718. Not only is she the belle of the ball,

719. she can get down if she has to.

720. - Business in the front and whore in the back.

721. - Sugar.

722. - Where's her beast?

723. - I am in my full high-whore princess drag fantasy.

724. All of the references are pulled

725. from my childhood, my favorite pop stars and movies.

726. That's the only reason why I do drag,

727. is to connect with my inner self and be that little kid.

728. - My name is Belle. I'm from Long Island.

729. I go to Roosevelt Field Mall.

730. - See you there.

731. - Spice.

732. - My name's Ariel. You just met my sister, Belle.

733. - We hung out on Jones Beach this summer.

734. - I'm giving you collector edition Spice, channeling

735. my favorite princess ever—

736. red glitter lip to match my red hair.

737. And of course, I have the high slit up to the nether region.

738. The coochie is about to pop out.

739. But, hello, it's Spice.

740. That's always gonna happen.

741. - Fashion alert—fuzzy slits.

742. - Took you 15 seasons to say fuzzy slits?

743. I feel like—

744. I'm quite sure that was said once before.

745. - It had to be. Check the tape.

746. - Coming up... - It wasn't funny.

747. - I wish that it had had a little bit more

748. of a punch line in it.

749. - You're gonna have to do more.

750. - Welcome, queens.

751. Based on your One Night Only performances and your

752. Who Is She? runway presentations,

753. I've made some decisions.

754. Luxx Noir London,

755. Aura Mayari,

756. Malaysia Babydoll Foxx,

757. Princess Poppy,

758. Sasha Colby, Salina EsTitties,

759. Mistress Isabelle Brooks,

760. the Robin Fierce, Sugar, Spice...

761. ladies, you are safe.

762. You may leave the stage.

763. Ladykins, you represent the tops

764. and the bottoms of the week.

765. Now it's time for the judges' critiques.

766. Up first, Irene Dubois.

767. - First of all, congrats to all of you

768. for that opening number.

769. It looked so amazing, so Miss America.

770. I was living up my fantasy.

771. So, brava to all of you.

772. Hey, Irene. - Hi, Michelle.

773. - Your talent show—

774. I was excited about the storyline

775. that you were giving us with just the way you looked.

776. I think the way you paint yourself is beautiful.

777. Where it fell short for me, Irene, was it wasn't funny.

778. - I liked where you were going.

779. It just went from an H2-oh!

780. to an H2-oh.

781. - I wish that it had had a little bit more

782. of a punch line at the end.

783. - But I love this runway look.

784. - Thank you so much. - I think it's very intricate.

785. And I'm into it.

786. - Have you performed the water bit before?

787. - I have, and it is normally a much longer bit.

788. And I think compressing it, I chose some of

789. the wrong beats to mix.

790. I think it was underwritten.

791. - By an insurance company?

792. - Thank you.

793. - Up next, Marcia Marcia Marcia.

794. - Uh, stalker much?

795. - No, listen, I get it.

796. I wanna fuck me too, OK?

797. I get it.

798. I thought it was very sweet.

799. Very bravely you speak for tens of people out there...

800. - Yes. - Who also wanna

801. make out with me. - You were able to remain

802. in this goofy character

803. and still deliver this technically beautiful ballet.

804. That's what a performer does.

805. - You are a very thoughtful artist.

806. It was just super moving and incredible in every capacity.

807. - I think this is really fun.

808. But you're wearing maybe some Chapstick and mascara.

809. - You got away with it tonight.

810. But you're gonna have to do more.

811. - Gotcha. And I will give that to you.

812. - All right. We'll be looking.

813. - Great.

814. - Up next, Anetra.

815. - Anetra, you better walk that fuckin' duck.

816. Your sense of drag—it's kind of like Street Fighter

817. meets ballroom.

818. - The specificity with your looks

819. is so incredibly important.

820. I feel like I know you right away.

821. - You counted the letters in your name

822. and then told us how many vowels were in it.

823. Like—it's like you're Vanna White.

824. Thank you. Good to know.

825. - Immediately, I know exactly who you are.

826. And you're damn talented.

827. - Thank you.

828. - I wanna watch that number on rewind over, and over,

829. and over again.

830. You just tore it up.

831. And then you gave us something

832. we didn't expect with the kicks.

833. Did you tell Bryce that there's no way

834. you're gonna hit his face?

835. - We ran it a couple of times just to make sure

836. he was comfortable. - Sure.

837. - But I was a taekwondo athlete for 14 years.

838. - Wow. - And when did you know

839. you could duck walk? - Just now.

840. - Just remember, you better walk that fuckin' duck.

841. - Up next, Amethyst.

842. - The idea with your number—

843. it's actually a funny idea.

844. Could have padded a little bit to give us more drag with it.

845. But I'm gonna tell you the main thing that went wrong.

846. We saw the baby way too fast.

847. - I laughed when the wine glass came out.

848. And then I laughed when I saw the baby.

849. But, unfortunately, there was nowhere to go from there.

850. - You should have kept that bun in the oven until the end.

851. Because once the audience gets ahead of you,

852. you can't catch up.

853. Tonight on the runway, I think this is really cute.

854. - Thank you. - I like the extra bows.

855. I love the pigtails. I love a pigtail.

856. - And tell me about the no padding.

857. What do you have against Styrofoam rubber?

858. - Nothing.

859. But I do think I was blessed with a nice body.

860. So I would— I like to show it off.

861. - Well, no, you should show it off.

862. But if you had a big fat ass, it would make

863. your tiny waist even better.

864. - That's the misconception of younger queens.

865. They think padding takes away.

866. Adding some hip and thigh will just be like va-va-vavoom.

867. - Yeah. - All right. Up next, Jax.

868. - This talent was a total game changer.

869. When it became clear to us that your hair was the jump rope,

870. something shifted in the universe.

871. Like, something major happened in the cosmos.

872. - One of my favorite moments was not

873. the four backflips you did.

874. It was when you were jump roping with your hair

875. and you were rolling your eyes, like, this is nothing.

876. Who the fuck does that?

877. I imagine you're a gymnast.

878. - I was a competitive cheerleader.

879. - Yeah, you were.

880. And that's so smart, whether it's taekwondo,

881. whether it's ballet.

882. That is how you show us who you are at the beginning

883. of this competition.

884. - I like your attitude.

885. I like your look.

886. You are an around-the-way girl.

887. You give me very '90s vibes, which is fantastic.

888. - I've said it for years.

889. Know who you are and deliver it at all times.

890. It was something we did not expect at all.

891. And that's one that I could watch on a loop

892. all night long.

893. Up next, Loosey LaDuca.

894. - Your body is so beautiful.

895. You know exactly how it should look.

896. That's smart.

897. Singing live, on the other hand, wasn't that smart.

898. You were doing this whole '80s moment.

899. And it almost needed for you to lean into big movements.

900. But because you were giving us live vocals, it took it down.

901. And it was like, oh, OK. She's doing step touch.

902. And she's doing this. - I do share similar concerns.

903. If that was gonna be the main thing of the performance,

904. then I would love for it to have been

905. a slightly more perfect vocal.

906. - I assumed that singing live would really

907. show a talent that not everyone was going to show.

908. And I took a risk.

909. And I—

910. I understand that it didn't fully pay off.

911. But I want you to know that I've

912. been doing this for a really long time,

913. and I have a lot to show.

914. And I know you like us padded.

915. But I don't pad, and I never will. OK?

916. - Thank you, ladies.

917. I think we've heard enough.

918. While you and untuck in the werk room,

919. the judges and I will deliberate.

920. - Now, just between us squirrel friends, what do you think?

921. And may I remind you, somebody's gotta go home.

922. Let's talk about Irene Dubois.

923. - Irene Dubois is a beautiful queen.

924. She's a bit twisted, which we could see in the talent show.

925. - A lot of show, not so much talent right?

926. - Uh-huh.

927. - The idea of an act that kind of mocks influencers

928. and TikTok culture, I think that's really smart.

929. But it didn't land at all.

930. And if you're gonna go comedy, it has to land.

931. - All right, let's move on down to Marcia Marcia Marcia.

932. - This queen is so smart.

933. She pops.

934. And I'm not just saying that 'cause has great taste in men,

935. you understand?

936. - It was funny. It was a full story.

937. It showcased her talent.

938. I think she's the full package.

939. - Anetra.

940. - You know, it was enough, the dancing and the taekwondo.

941. I would have been impressed with that.

942. And then she changed the whole motherducking game.

943. - I wanna come to her show, you know?

944. I think if I saw that at a club or somewhere,

945. I would pass out.

946. - I'm gonna say it.

947. Anetra has quacked the code.

948. - Shut up.

949. - Up next, we've got Amethyst.

950. - So whereas we know exactly what Marcia is,

951. we know exactly what Anetra is,

952. we have no idea who Amethyst is.

953. - I can tell that she's incredible.

954. It's just a bummer that it wasn't perfectly executed.

955. - She could have actually made that character

956. more interesting.

957. I wanna see a Beverly Hills housewife mom with leggings

958. and high heeled shoes.

959. I hate seeing flats on this runway.

960. - It wasn't necessary. - Jax.

961. - Jax skipped rope with her hair.

962. - You can't get any more drag than that.

963. - That kind of thinking is my favorite kind of ridiculous.

964. - Yeah.

965. - She put everything into this—

966. the little attitude, the little around-the-way girl thing.

967. I loved it.

968. Loosey LaDuca.

969. - This really sucks because I love Loosey, and I feel

970. like this was—oh, my God. "I Love Lucy."

971. OK. - Oh, cute.

972. - This is another case where execution

973. just fell to the back seat.

974. And you can tell that there's this extraordinary

975. talent there.

976. - Singing live was not really an asset tonight because it

977. wasn't that kind of a song.

978. And she was pitchy.

979. - She is a fantastic queen.

980. The problem is it just wasn't memorable enough.

981. - I took a Loosey LaDuca once.

982. - Did you?

983. - Yeah, it was after bad shrimp.

984. - All right. Silence.

985. I've made my decision.

986. Bring back my girls.

987. - Welcome back, ladies.

988. I've made some decisions.

989. Marcia Marcia Marcia,

990. you came here with a crush on Ross.

991. But after this week, we're obsessed with you.

992. Anetra, bitch, you are quackers.

993. Jax, tonight you really got this joint jumping.

994. Anetra, condragulations.

995. You are the winner of this week's challenge.

996. You've won a cash prize of $5,000.

997. - Ahh!

998. I mean, thank you. Sorry.

999. Winner, winner. I am a duck-walking

1000. motherfuckin' winner.

1001. Baby, I'm about to walk this duck

1002. all the way to the fucking finale and get this crown.

1003. - Marcia and Jax, you are safe.

1004. You may join the other girls.

1005. - Thank you. - Thank you.

1006. - Irene Dubois, your performance

1007. did not quench our thirst.

1008. Loosey LaDuca, you tried to let loose, but there was blockage.

1009. Amethyst, tonight you prematurely e-joke-ulated.

1010. Loosey LaDuca...

1011. you're safe.

1012. - Thank you so much.

1013. I'm not gonna let you down again.

1014. And I promise not to hold myself back.

1015. - You may join the other girls.

1016. - Thank you.

1017. Good luck, baby.

1018. - Irene Dubois, Amethyst,

1019. I'm sorry, my dears, but you are up for elimination.

1020. - I'm devastated.

1021. But I'm absolutely not going down without a fight.

1022. - Two queens stand before me.

1023. Prior to tonight, you were asked

1024. to prepare a lip sync performance of "7 Rings"

1025. by Ariana Grande.

1026. Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me and save

1027. yourself from elimination.

1028. The time has come for you to lip-synch

1029. for your life.

1030. - I learned the lyrics to this song the day it came out.

1031. I'm quite the Ariana fan, so I'm

1032. feeling really scared to lip-synch

1033. her song in front of her.

1034. But at the same time, I'm here to fight,

1035. and I'm here to prove why I'm America's Next Drag Superstar.

1036. - Good luck.

1037. And don't fuck it urp.

1038. Yeah.

1039. - Irene and Amethyst are lip-synching

1040. for their lives, the first official lip sync

1041. of the season.

1042. And, baby, it's a close one. It's a close one.

1043. - Hey! - ♪ I want it, I got it

1044. - Ladies, I've made my decision.

1045. - Amethyst...

1046. shantay, you stay.

1047. - Thank you so much.

1048. And I promise I have a lot more to show you.

1049. - You may join the other girls.

1050. - Thank you.

1051. - Irene Dubois, you may have been here one night only,

1052. but you'll be in our hearts forever and a day.

1053. Now, sashay away.

1054. - Thank you all.

1055. Well, I may not have won the crown.

1056. Being told to sashay away is not a thrilling experience.

1057. I wasn't expecting to go home first.

1058. I don't think it was necessarily my time to go.

1059. But I won the first Mini Challenge,

1060. so at least I won something.

1061. I wish that I could have gotten to show the world

1062. a little bit more of what I have to offer,

1063. but I'm very happy with who I am.

1064. And I think that, despite the fact

1065. that I was only here for a short time,

1066. that will still come through.

1067. - Condragulations, ladies.

1068. And remember, if you can't love yourself, how the hell

1069. you gonna love somebody else?

1070. Can I get an amen up in here?

1071. Amen.

1072. - All right, now let the music play.

1073. - Next time on "RuPaul's Drag Race"...

1074. - I want you to sell us

1075. your vision of the afterlife.

1076. - Leave your pills, poppers, and lackluster hookups

1077. at the door.

1078. - Where am I?

1079. - Oh, honey. You're—

1080. Oh, wait. Sorry.

1081. I just wanna die.

1082. - I want all of it, OK?

1083. - I did not wanna go to that heaven.

1084. - I essentially had to write the entire script myself.

1085. - I'm just not gonna, like—