RuPaul's Drag Race 14x7

1. Previously onRuPaul's Drag Race...

2. You need to create unforgettable looks

3. using only the materials found in these packages.

4. I really just wanna coordinate an outfit

5. with, like, the little, like, blow-up doll.

6. Ehh.

7. Jasmine Kennedie.

8. I think this look needs to breathe.

9. Maddy Morphosis.

10. It's just kind of hard to look at.

11. - Jorgeous. - Baby, you turned it.

12. Con-drag-ulations. You are the winner of this week's challenge.

13. I definitely don't think it's top material.

14. Jasmine Kennedie, shantay you stay.

15. Maddy, sashay away.

16. Oh, well, that was easy.

17. - All right. - Girl.

18. I am very happy seeing Maddy's message,

19. just because I did what I said I was gonna do,

20. and I wasn't lying when I said I was gonna send you home, girl.

21. I sent you home.

22. "Don't be afraid to be yourself.

23. Be kind and be stupid."

24. - Yes, Maddy! - Yay, Maddy!

25. Hey, I don't feel—

26. like, we clearly had a moment.

27. - Yes. - We had a moment.

28. I'm not worried about this lip sync.

29. - You should. - About what?

30. Like, why you should be worried about me?

31. You're in the bottom as well.

32. I'm going to destroy you in this lip sync.

33. Set your fucking cocktail down,

34. because I am not worried, period.

35. I think I needed to lip sync.

36. I feel like I show myself best when I'm performing.

37. Jasmine, you did kill that lip sync.

38. It was, like, so hot.

39. I think Jasmine right now is feeling invigorated.

40. This was her first time being in the bottom,

41. and she had talked a big game

42. about being a good lip syncer, and she did deliver.

43. I mean, we were all, like, holy shit.

44. Maddy, we all love you.

45. Yes, we love you, Maddy!

46. Now clean that damn mirror.

47. I think she also has to be happy

48. that she gets to have the last word

49. after that fight with Maddy.

50. We know Jasmine needs the last word.

51. You guys all know, like, I was excited as fuck

52. because I was, like, in the top last week,

53. and so this week I was, like, okay, here we go.

54. Here we go! Aah!

55. I, of course,

56. have more of a fire under my ass now.

57. So watch the fuck out, everyone.

58. Okay!

59. However, congratulations, Jorgeous.

60. Oh, my God! Thank you.

61. It feels like I'm, like, here.

62. Like, I made my mark, I made my stamp.

63. You did.

64. I am very proud of you, Jorgeous.

65. That is the sexiest napkin

66. I've ever seen go down the runway.

67. Come on, bitch, get out!

68. Ooh!

69. I don't think Jorgeous deserved to be in the top,

70. and when I see her getting all this praise

71. and then I'm just safe,

72. it just feels like a little bit of a slap in the face.

73. I am not happy to be safe.

74. I spent time making the base,

75. I spent time making little accessories,

76. I spent time making fucking glasses. Whatever.

77. Sorry to the girls that glued stuff onto a bodysuit,

78. but it's like I felt like I did a lot

79. compared to some other people, so...

80. - Name names. - Yeah.

81. I mean, Jorgeous.

82. Yes, it was—it was— it was just fabric.

83. I created a garment from literally nothing,

84. so I did think I was at least gonna be in the top.

85. If you wanted the judges' critiques that bad, bitch,

86. they could have read you,

87. because you did the same makeup last week.

88. And at least my costume didn't have fucking wrinkles

89. in the damn yellow part, girl.

90. You didn't think to steam out those bedsheets

91. before stepping out on the main stage, girl?

92. Like, really?

93. I'm sorry if I hurt anybody's feelings,

94. but that's just how I felt.

95. That's my emotions, I'm sticking to it,

96. and I'll just have to beat your all's asses next week.

97. Trust me, I am 100% focused.

98. I think Jorgeous is a little irritated with me right now.

99. Maybe I'm not giving her

100. all the praise that she thinks she deserves,

101. but she just won $5,000

102. and a big congratulations from RuPaul,

103. so why does she need it from me?

104. - Jorgeous, congratulations. - Thank you so much.

105. What's wrong, though? You don't seem happy.

106. Yeah, I'm, like— It's so annoying.

107. Yes, I won, but it just makes it seem like

108. I didn't work as hard as other people did.

109. I did put my all into, like, this fucking look.

110. Girl, doubt me all y'all want, bitch.

111. I'm just gonna do me because, bitch, I came here to win.

112. Your drag is not the same as anybody else's,

113. so if someone's mad that it's a "napkin,"

114. that's their problem, not yours.

115. It just was, like, y'all are so mad, bitch, do better.

116. Daya is jealous, and I think she is boo-boo hurt

117. because she was not in the top,

118. and, girl, she shouldn't have been in the top.

119. Girl, step it up and stop being a sourpuss

120. and stop giving Crystal Methyd.

121. I made a garment from scratch!

122. - Bitch!

123. Ugh!

124. The winner ofRuPaul's Drag Race

125. receives a one-year supply

126. of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics,

127. and a grand prize of $100,000, powered by Cash App.

128. With extra-special guest judge Ts Madison.

129. - Ooh, thank you! - Pretty fine, baby.

130. Another day in the werkroom.

131. After the last challenge,

132. Daya was making me feel

133. like I didn't deserve the win.

134. But today, I don't give a damn.

135. I won, and I could build on that.

136. This is the confidence that I needed,

137. and I'm so happy right now.

138. How are you guys feeling, ladies?

139. - Good! - Good, bitch!

140. Yeah, I know you feeling good.

141. Oh, yes, ma'am!

142. Congratulations, Miss Jorgeous.

143. Oh, yes, fuckin' ma'am.

144. I'm like, oh, my God, I won a challenge.

145. Like, who am I?

146. And I know some girls didn't agree

147. with me being in the top, but it's okay.

148. All that matters is what the judges say, baby.

149. Yes, exactly.

150. I just wanted to apologize to Jorgeous,

151. because I felt like me complaining

152. about not being in the top overshadowed you and your win.

153. I know I upset you.

154. It was just frustrating, because it didn't feel like

155. I was supposed to, like, win and all this stuff, you know?

156. Because, like—because I did work hard on my outfit, and—

157. I genuinely love you and care about you as a friend,

158. so as a friend, congratulations.

159. I hope you accept my apology,

160. and just know that I love you and I'm very proud of you.

161. This apology Daya is giving to Jorgeous

162. is faker than my breastplate.

163. Ooh, girl!

164. She done already done had herses.

165. - Girl, come on. - Time.

166. My queens.

167. - Hello! - To be part of my dynasty,

168. you need to put the "D" in "Alice,"

169. the "B" in the "Old and the Beautiful,"

170. and the "Y" in the "Hung and the Restless."

171. Remember, as the stomach turns,

172. so do the gays of our lives.

173. Well, me and Daya definitely put the "D" in "Dynasty."

174. - Uh-huh. - Ha-ha.

175. It's definitely another design challenge.

176. Oh, bitch!

177. Hello, hello, hello!

178. She's colorful, bitch!

179. Ladies!

180. - Hey! - Hello!

181. We are almost halfway through the race officially.

182. So if you wanna make it to the winner's circle,

183. now is the time to put the pedal to the what?

184. - Metal! - Metal!

185. That's right.

186. For this week's maxi-challenge,

187. you'll be starring in the new Drag Racedrama,

188. The Daytona Wind.

189. This sizzling soap opera

190. centers around three rival Drag Racedynasties:

191. - the Davenports... - Ooh.

192. - the O'Haras...

193. and the Michaels.

194. I'm thinking, great, I do go to acting school,

195. not to put any pressure on myself here.

196. But I'm kind of excited.

197. And later today you will film your scenes

198. with one of the most demanding directors

199. working in Hollywood today.

200. Oh, shit.

201. And that son of a bitch...

202. is me.

203. I'm scared.

204. Now, in a moment you'll receive the script for The Daytona Wind.

205. Jorgeous, you won the maxi-challenge last week,

206. so you are in charge of assigning the roles.

207. - Ooh! - Oh!

208. Okay.

209. Hey!

210. Oh, so I get to pick the roles this time.

211. I can't wait to see how this turns out.

212. Coming up...

213. I really wanna be Sierra Michaels.

214. That's who I wanted to be, too.

215. Oh, shit, here we go.

216. Is everybody happy with their roles?

217. Ooh! Scripts.

218. I'm gonna pass them out for y'all ho's.

219. This week's maxi-challenge

220. is to be acting in a Drag Racedrama,

221. Daytona Wind,

222. which is like a soap opera challenge.

223. Dang, those are thick.

224. That's a full movie script right there.

225. Jorgeous gets to assign the roles,

226. and my first thought is, oh, shit, here we go.

227. Okay, well, I just wanna first off say,

228. like, I don't want y'all to, like—

229. I don't wanna give y'all, like, a fucked-up part,

230. so, like, whatever part that y'all want,

231. like, we'll talk about it,

232. and if y'all have the same, like, parts that y'all want,

233. then we'll go from there.

234. Because if y'all fail, that's gonna be on y'all.

235. It's not gonna be on me, bitch.

236. Just saying.

237. Like, that's the part she wanted, bitch, so...

238. I think that Jorgeous handling it this way

239. is the best political decision she can make.

240. And ultimately, she's going to still get who she wants,

241. which is the whole important part.

242. I feel like we should, like, read through it a little bit.

243. First off, we're going to figure out what the roles are

244. and how many lines they have.

245. Oh, my God.

246. I know. It's a lot of words.

247. This is a lot of shit.

248. I think the strongest roles are gonna be the mothers,

249. but they also have the most lines.

250. So the really small, little roles with a few little words

251. are a potential win,

252. because you can do something crazy with them,

253. and possibly get a really big payout.

254. Anybody have any ideas on what they wanna do?

255. I'd like Hattie Ruth O'Hara's spot.

256. Hattie Ruth.

257. The meddlesome sister/town gossip.

258. I talk a lot.

259. I really wanna be Sierra Michaels,

260. the sweet girl from the other side of the tracks.

261. I know I'm the oldest bitch, but—

262. That's who I wanted to be, too.

263. Oh, really? Well, then obviously I'm not getting Sierra.

264. - Okay, great. - Okay.

265. Jorgeous is like, "Whatever you want, take it.

266. Just not Sierra, bitch."

267. Okay, bitch? Legit.

268. Moving on, I wanted Sierra, but I'm down for Maggie.

269. Maggie?

270. Can I put down for Fancy, Jorgeous?

271. - Fancy? - A glamorous older woman.

272. That speaks to me.

273. I think I'd like to do Deandra.

274. I personally am very fixated on the bride,

275. the daughter of the richest girl in Daytona.

276. Bitch, that's very you. That's very you, bitch.

277. Willow, I don't know what stands out to you, bitch,

278. but you kind of give me, like,

279. one of the Spring Break sisters.

280. I think it would be funny

281. if one of the Spring Break girls was short and, like, little,

282. and then the other was huge and tall.

283. - So you two? - I'm slow at reading, I'm like—

284. Fuck. Like, everyone around me

285. is just, like, yes, I want this role, I want that role.

286. Oh, this is so you, girl. Oh, my God, this is me.

287. And I'm like, what?

288. I'm not even past page one. Fucking hell.

289. So does everybody have lines?

290. - Not Camden. - Not Camden.

291. What's the last role for Camden, then?

292. It would have to be Leona.

293. So are you cool with Leona...

294. - Um... - Lady Camden?

295. I'm down with Leona.

296. The scene, like, the only one I've read, I'm like, okay.

297. Okay, I'll take Leona.

298. Fuck, I hope it's a good role.

299. Yay. So we got it all together.

300. - Yes! - That was easy.

301. Is everybody happy with their roles?

302. - Yes. - Yes.

303. Hopefully someone's looking out for me

304. up there in the universe,

305. because I have no idea

306. what I'm about to start portraying.

307. Lady Camden, we get to kiss!

308. - Oh, yes! - That's a dream came true!

309. Tune in next time

310. for more rip-roaring drama on Daytona Wind.

311. - Yes! - Whoo!

312. I'm really excited about this challenge,

313. because I love any opportunity

314. to just get to showcase some wacky character,

315. and I've definitely been itching for another win.

316. I'm ready to take my rightful place

317. on the throne again.

318. - I love these roles. - These are cute.

319. Should we be stereotypical blonde bimbo, or—

320. I think I'm definitely gonna go blonde.

321. They said it's, like, Spring Breaky girls.

322. Okay.

323. Once again, this challenge, my goal is to not be safe.

324. At this point, I just need the judges to freaking notice me.

325. - Mama Michaels? - Mama Michaels?

326. Okay, we need to play that up.

327. Yeah, I think we should synchronize, like...

328. - Mama Michaels? - Mama Michaels?

329. One of us could go up and one of us could go down.

330. - Like Mama Michaels? - Mama Michaels?

331. Willow and Daya are playing sisters.

332. They're having a lot of fun

333. working out, like, the different voices.

334. My character is only in one scene.

335. Am I the mama or the grandma?

336. I think I'm the grandma.

337. You're not a grandma, you're just old.

338. I immediately see that the role is written

339. as, like, a Joan Collins character,

340. as told by Fancy, as sung by Reba.

341. I feel really confident in this role,

342. because I know how this character needs to be played.

343. My character's obviously based on, like, Fancy from Reba,

344. so I'm giving myself, like, the Reba lip.

345. I have, like, no upper lip on.

346. I wanna see if I can find a Reba wig somewhere in here.

347. Forget it. I don't want your sloppy seconds!

348. - Hush yourself, little girl! - Oh!

349. There will be a wedding today.

350. My group is feeling the fantasy.

351. We're embodying the characters.

352. A loose woman like you in love with an O'Hara?

353. Being dramatic and crazy,

354. and, like, what happened? Who did that? Why?

355. Should we try, just try,

356. to do it without reading our scripts?

357. - Yes. Absolutely. - Or no?

358. There she is, the blushing bride Deandra.

359. Just smell the magnolias.

360. Mmm-mmm-mmm.

361. I forgot the last part.

362. "And get a load of that."

363. And get a no—

364. And get a— oh, fucking shit.

365. Load. That's the word.

366. The biggest concern I have for this challenge

367. is memorizing these lines.

368. I have a big load.

369. Now listen here, and listen good.

370. The O'Haras and the Davenports—sorry.

371. The Davenports and the O'Haras have had this wedding—

372. Oh, motherfucker.

373. Have been planning this wedding.

374. Yes. The Davenports and the O'Haras

375. have been planning this wedding

376. since you two were knee-high, bigger than a spark plug.

377. Is it bigger?

378. It's "knee-high to a spark plug."

379. I have a lot of lines,

380. and my brain, especially in a stressful environment,

381. just kind of goes 50,000 different directions.

382. I have something to say.

383. She had all of our lines.

384. She knows our lines better than we do.

385. I may be loose and I may be a woman,

386. but I love Dieso O'Hara—Diesel.

387. I need to bring it this acting challenge,

388. because, girl, the last two acting challenges

389. where we had to speak, bitch, I was awful.

390. I just came from a win,

391. and, bitch, if I'm in the bottom this week,

392. I'm gonna be devastated.

393. Coming up...

394. This is the Joan Collins school of acting, darling.

395. Maxine!

396. - Pee-yew!

397. You know what they say.

398. Oh. What'd they say?

399. I'm doing this in this moment.

400. It is time to shoot The Daytona Windwith RuPaul.

401. I'm freaking out right now,

402. because Michelle and Carson is one thing, baby,

403. but RuPaul is an entirely different ballgame.

404. - Hi, ladies. - Hello!

405. How many of you know who Joan Collins is?

406. Yes!

407. Okay, well, Joan Collins has taught us

408. that acting isn't about feelings.

409. Acting is all about your camera angle.

410. Those people out there,

411. those people in the dark, watching you,

412. maybe with a fistful of lotion.

413. That's what we are doing.

414. Are you ready to do some acting?

415. - Yes. - Yes.

416. So the first scene is the Davenports,

417. and the other ones can sit down. Places, everybody.

418. And you other girls, please listen to all this direction.

419. So my, Kerri, and Jorgeous' group are up first.

420. That's an extreme amount of pressure.

421. Everyone else behind us

422. can just learn from our mistakes,

423. so that's an advantage.

424. Going first? Not an advantage.

425. Now, take your time and have fun. Action!

426. What a gorgeous day for a wedding.

427. Just smell the magnolias.

428. Cut. Remember, it's Florida.

429. It's hot, it's humid.

430. I want you to give me

431. the strongest Southern accent you can muster up.

432. I mean, pour it on. A stupid pour-it-on.

433. Can I hear a little bit of your Southern accent?

434. What a gorgeous day for a wedding.

435. You're from California, aren't you?

436. You're saying everything with the same cadence.

437. - Put some feeling into it. - Okay.

438. Take some air in, break up some of those sentences.

439. Okay.

440. And action!

441. The Davenports and the O'Haras have been planning this wedding.

442. There will be a wedding today.

443. Bitch, all of a sudden you're just back to speaking normal?

444. What is going on?

445. Even if I have to marry you. Even if I...

446. She's losing her Southern accent.

447. have to marry you myself.

448. All right, great. So we're moving on.

449. Oh, Mother, I just can't go through with the wedding today.

450. Drag it out more. Say, "Oh, Mother Davenport."

451. Take a deep breath, let it out,

452. and then say the next line.

453. Those pauses are very important.

454. Okay, here we go. Action.

455. Oh, Mother Davenport...

456. I just can't go through with the... wedding today.

457. I love it!

458. - Girls, did you see that? - Yes.

459. That's what you're doing.

460. Let's move on to Jorgeous.

461. Coming through that door

462. is a perfect opportunity to make an entrance.

463. Can we get some soap opera looks, the...

464. This is the Joan Collins school of acting, darling.

465. - Okay, I got you. - Yeah.

466. Oh, shit.

467. Uh-oh. Action.

468. I will not be silenced.

469. Pose.

470. Drama.

471. More drama!

472. The telenovelas that my mom be watching,

473. girl, they're super dramatic, and they're, like, ee, ee, ee!

474. So I'm just trying to sell it as much as I can.

475. Where is my car?

476. Did I leave the oven on?

477. I feel like I'm doing good.

478. I feel like I'm doing better than the other girls.

479. I'm not gonna lie.

480. Where is my purse?

481. Wait. This isn't my purse.

482. Did I steal someone's purse?

483. All right, cut.

484. Oh, you just never know,

485. because I could be feeling good right now,

486. but then when we see it,

487. I'm like, oh, shit,

488. I was the booger of the group.

489. All right, next set of girls.

490. I am dying at Jasmine's outfit.

491. She looks like the spitting image of Alyssa Edwards,

492. so it's just glorious.

493. Maxine!

494. Hattie Ruth, it's almost time for the wedding.

495. What took you so long?

496. You're not gonna wanna hear this.

497. I heard that your son Diesel O'Hara

498. was seen necking with that Michaels girl.

499. Cut. Read that to me.

500. You're not gonna wanna hear this.

501. Or should I do—

502. Well, just try some different things.

503. Okay. You're not gonna wanna hear this.

504. You've got some juicy gossip.

505. Feel it a different way.

506. Do you do a Southern accent at all?

507. - I can if you want. - Let me hear it.

508. You're not gonna wanna hear this.

509. I love it already.

510. Maxine... I'm about to burst.

511. What's wrong?

512. I heard about your son,

513. who's about to get married in this very room,

514. was seen necking at the racetrack

515. with that Michaels girl.

516. The Michaels are nothing but trash.

517. Pee-yew!

518. Cut. You are just ridiculous.

519. Thank you!

520. Jasmine is so funny.

521. This is O'Hara's property.

522. I can't believe my ears!

523. Lightning has struck in the most unlikely of places.

524. Jasmine is somehow so fucking terrible at acting

525. that it has turned itself around

526. and become my favorite thing I have ever seen.

527. Cut. All right, moving on.

528. Hold up, hold up, hold up.

529. I guess our invites got lost in the email.

530. The Michaels have been silent for way too long.

531. Our little sister is in love with Diesel O'Hara.

532. I love these Michaels girls.

533. Yes!

534. Y'all are really stupid.

535. You know, Willow, Daytime Emmy.

536. Bitch, it's on.

537. I want this win

538. if not just as much as you, probably more than you do.

539. Listen up, you hoity-toity Davenports,

540. because we have something to say.

541. Nice, Daya. Love that voice, Fantastic.

542. Thank you.

543. - Very, very trashy. - Thanks.

544. I hope Daya breaks her safe streak,

545. but if one if the sisters is gonna be in the top,

546. I want it to be me, obviously.

547. Moving on.

548. Bosco really does look like Reba,

549. and I'm, like, oh, shit, Reba, hey!

550. I'm here to clear the air.

551. Cut.

552. So leave the hat on. It's a Dynastything.

553. You leave the hat,

554. and then you slowly lift up to reveal who you are,

555. - because it's a big... - Okay.

556. I'm here to clear the air.

557. This wedding can't go on

558. because Deandra Davenport and Diesel O'Hara are...

559. Brother...

560. And sister!

561. I know!

562. That is what I just told them.

563. That's great. Cut.

564. Maxine!

565. What brings you on this side of the track?

566. I think you know, Maxine.

567. Don't let history repeat itself.

568. Don't stand in the way of true love.

569. Not again.

570. And cut. Very good, Lady Camden.

571. - You think? You think? - Yes.

572. I was gonna keep going.

573. You were very captivating in that scene.

574. Okay, great!

575. Fucking hell, Ru just said that I was captivating!

576. I'm gonna remember that forever.

577. Action.

578. Don't stand in the way of true love.

579. You know what they say.

580. You know what they say.

581. Oh, what'd they say?

582. Camden is doing a really, really good job,

583. and I'm kind of feeling, like, okay, girl,

584. like, I hope I'm looking just as good as she is in this scene.

585. Not again.

586. Shit.

587. I'm in the scene with this ho,

588. so I'm, like, girl, I got something to live up to.

589. I am shaking in my boots right now.

590. Angeria, feel the words.

591. Lots of different emotions, lots.

592. Got it.

593. Maxine O'Hara, do you hear that?

594. That's my heart beating.

595. Leona, stop!

596. I'm doing this in this moment.

597. And cut.

598. All right, ladies, I think we got it.

599. Thank you so much.

600. Give yourselves a big round of applause.

601. Maybe it's not as bad as I'm thinking it is right now.

602. Maybe I'm honestly just getting in my head.

603. But I think Angie is having her first off week.

604. Coming up...

605. So have you forgiven me yet?

606. Because you know we are here to fucking win.

607. What happens if Jorgeous is in the top

608. and you're safe this week?

609. - Oh! - Oh!

610. It's time to paint the face.

611. Ooh!

612. Today on the runway, it's our first opportunity

613. to see how the video Daytona Windactually turned out.

614. I'm so excited.

615. Glue my brows, do my face, da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da.

616. I'm excited to see what happens.

617. Honestly, I just excited to see the playback.

618. Well, I'm a little scared.

619. I don't feel the best right now.

620. I could see it in your face yesterday.

621. You were feeling a little...

622. You were very quiet yesterday.

623. Yeah, and, bitch, you know I ain't never quiet.

624. That's why it was shocking,

625. because that was the first time I've seen you quiet.

626. Yeah. It was just a lot of emotions.

627. Angeria has been doing so well,

628. and I think she just needs to make sure

629. that she doesn't crack under the pressure.

630. I think the thing that Angie struggles with the most

631. is just always thinking about the worst case scenario.

632. I don't know if she always knows how freaking special she is.

633. So have you forgiven me yet?

634. Because you know I'm obsessed with you,

635. but at the same time, we are here—

636. - For a competition. - To fucking win.

637. Yes!

638. And especially because I have been safe.

639. - Yeah. - And which is fine,

640. because I'm not complaining about still being safe,

641. but kinda.

642. - Right. - But you know what I'm saying?

643. It's just more of my competitiveness

644. than not wanting my friend to succeed.

645. Absolutely.

646. You know what I'm saying?

647. I have to say, being in a competition setting

648. doesn't necessarily bring out

649. the best parts of my personality.

650. - Oh, yeah. - Like, so I get that.

651. What happens if Jorgeous is in the top

652. and you're safe this week?

653. I'm not gonna sit on anything.

654. That is not what I heard about you.

655. The theme of this week's runway is Chaps.

656. Ladies, how are we feeling about this night's runway, Chaps?

657. - Whoo, whoo, whoo! - Chappy-chaps!

658. - Chaps is such a fun category. - It really is.

659. It's a drag quintessential.

660. When, like, my brain thinks of chaps,

661. I'm thinking, like, leather daddy.

662. I'm thinking, like, kind of leather fetish elements.

663. Does anybody, like, have any background

664. with, like, the leather community?

665. I mean, in San Francisco,

666. it's basically, like, you know, the uniform.

667. Well, because Folsom's right there.

668. Have you ever been to Folsom, Miss Camden?

669. - Oh, yes, honey. - Yeah? Tell me about that.

670. Well, I just like to go and just observe,

671. window-shop here and there.

672. Yes!

673. The Folsom Street Fair

674. is a notorious, infamous kink festival.

675. Folsom is not the corporate sponsored Pride parade

676. that you may see on TV.

677. It's a crazy fever dream of bears, cubs,

678. and any other gay subspecies, and anything goes.

679. People might kind of be off-put, showing up to an event

680. and everyone's just, like, in a thong and chaps kind of thing.

681. I feel like it's something that we don't even bat an eye at.

682. Yeah, we don't even think about it.

683. Of course there's some dude dressed up as a dog.

684. Folsom Street Fair is an opportunity

685. for people to go and explore their sexuality,

686. explore who they are,

687. be part of the community without judgment.

688. A lot of things like that in San Francisco

689. are just considered sacred,

690. because there's not a lot of space

691. for people to kind of express who they are sexually.

692. It's better to be open about it and not be scared of sex.

693. So wait. I've never heard of this fair.

694. What's happening at the fair?

695. At Folsom there's literally people, like, having full-on—

696. Sex.

697. - At the fair? - Yeah.

698. Bitch, I wanna go to the fair!

699. There is always a family friendly version of Pride,

700. but I don't necessarily think

701. that every gay space needs to be family-friendly.

702. There's some grit there,

703. and there needs to be space for that grit to stay there.

704. I really already miss Maddy.

705. I know, I know.

706. Did y'all kiss and make up before she, like—

707. He actually wrote me a really sweet note.

708. Let me read it out for y'all.

709. "I ain't mad at ya.

710. "You did what you had to do.

711. "Also, I expect you

712. to show a little country girl around the Big Apple."

713. - Aw! - Aw!

714. You'll be able to talk to her next week,

715. when you get sent home.

716. - Oh! - Oh!

717. - Someone's very confident.

718. That's how you've been all the other weeks,

719. and look where it's gotten you.

720. - Oh! - Oh!

721. Bitch, I've been safe.

722. You're the one that's been in the bottom the past two weeks.

723. Right, but I don't get compared to my drag mother.

724. - Oh!

725. Yes, she gets right up in there, girl!

726. Listen, if you ain't reading your friend,

727. it's not your true friend, okay?

728. Period.

729. Yeow.

730. Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race.

731. Michelle Visage.

732. Now, if you could create your own soap opera,

733. what would it be called?

734. Well, it used to be called Santa Boobara,

735. but now it's The Young and the Breastless.

736. Wait. Did you say "young?"

737. Ooh!

738. You bitch!

739. The hilarious Ross Mathews.

740. What would your soap opera be called?

741. Well, of course it'd be General Ross-pital,

742. but only because Gays of Our Liveswas too obvious.

743. Oh, yes, of course.

744. And queen of all social media, Ts Madison.

745. Now, Maddy, what would your soap opera be called?

746. Well, you know, Ru, I don't think it would be a soap opera.

747. I think it'd be a soap opera sitcom.

748. Oh!

749. I Dream of Weenie.

750. I'm gonna give you the green light.

751. This week we challenged our queens

752. to serve drama in the juicy new soap opera The Daytona Wind.

753. - Ooh. - And tonight,

754. category is Chaps On The Runway.

755. Racers, start your engines,

756. and may the best drag queen win.

757. Coming up...

758. That's how you shock us on a runway.

759. This look, it is gor-geous.

760. I want that right there, honey.

761. Give it to me in a 4X.

762. Category is Chaps On The Runway?

763. Up first, Willow Pill.

764. Singlehandedly bringing back the ponytail.

765. Double-handedly.

766. You gotta hand it to her.

767. I've always wanted to do this look

768. that's basically, like,

769. the world's biggest atomic wedgie.

770. It's all about sex and silliness.

771. Now, you must floss twice a day.

772. Walking in this is not the most comfortable,

773. but you know I'll do anything to sell the whole fantasy.

774. Now, Michelle, is this what they mean

775. by "double-fisting?"

776. I hope so!

777. Bosco.

778. Pinky Tuscadero.

779. I feel like just this motorcycle hot bitch

780. from the early 2000s.

781. Very I just got kicked off ofRock of Love

782. for sleeping with one of the best boys on episode two.

783. Leather chaps, leather fringe,

784. 40-inch human blonde hair.

785. You can't tell me shit.

786. Wait, wait. No, you can't tell me a goddamn thing.

787. I look so hot.

788. Isn't she a sight for pink eyes?

789. DeJa Skye.

790. This is why all the blue cheetahs are extinct.

791. My goodness.

792. Orange you glad she wore that hair?

793. My body-ody-ody is snatch.

794. Ass out, legs wide,

795. and the bottom—

796. and I'm talking about me—

797. moves beautifully.

798. I am feeling every oats, grains, wheats, thins.

799. I am having a blast on the runway.

800. Ride a whore, save a cowboy.

801. Yes!

802. Kerri Colby.

803. Take that, Jane Child.

804. She don't wanna fall in love.

805. Nope.

806. When Hairy met Hairier.

807. Y'all already know

808. I love me some inches on my hair,

809. and I got 90 of 'em today.

810. Every ounce of hair on this outfit

811. is 100% human hair bundled.

812. I hand-dyed each of them myself, y'all,

813. and I hope that y'all enjoy every inch of me.

814. Ooh, honey, you betta Chewbacca that ass up.

815. Jorgeous.

816. This ain't her first time

817. at the Frederick's of Hollywood rodeo.

818. I think the pants should be a size up.

819. My version of chaps is very lacy, burlesquey.

820. It looks like I didn't pull up my pants all the way, girl.

821. It's accentuating my body so good.

822. And, girl, I'm giving you my tia's hair

823. from back in the day, how she used to style it,

824. and I'm giving you ass, titties.

825. I'm giving you body.

826. Ooh, she's got a lace front and a lace back.

827. Angeria Paris VanMicheals.

828. - Ooh! - Ooh!

829. Ring them bell-bottoms!

830. Come on, Darcel from Solid Gold!

831. Okay.

832. I am giving you a full, elevated disco fantasy.

833. Baby, I am feeling like I am in Studio 54 right now.

834. Baby, I feel so lovely.

835. I got my bone-straight hair on.

836. I feel like Cher in the future.

837. - You know who'd love this? - Who?

838. Jeffrey Bowyer-Chap-man.

839. Jasmine Kennedie.

840. I think she's schooling us.

841. She gettin' that Ph-D!

842. The concept for my Chaps look

843. is graduation girl going down the runway,

844. feeling fierce as can be.

845. I am wearing my high school colors.

846. Shout out, Spartans.

847. I'm giving something the judges wouldn't expect from me,

848. and I wanted to show them that, hey, she's campy and she's fun.

849. She graduated with a BA: a big ass.

850. Lady Camden.

851. Mmm.

852. - Ooh. - Ooh!

853. Oh! Uh-oh.

854. - You okay? - Oh, shoot.

855. Face-first.

856. This is every drag queen's nightmare.

857. Surprise!

858. I'm Freddie Mercury, bitch!

859. I could see Ru in my peripheral vision.

860. I know it's a home run, bitch.

861. Oh, yes, honey, we are the champions.

862. I'm trying to just give you, like, rock and roll,

863. masculine, sexual beast, you know?

864. Which is not really me,

865. but it's a very liberating feeling.

866. If you stay Freddie, you ain't got to get Freddie.

867. Crazy little thing called drag.

868. Bohemian Chap-sody.

869. Yes.

870. Up next, Daya Betty.

871. She a working girl.

872. Excuse me. Do you have a businesswoman special?

873. C-E-oh, no, she betta don't!

874. I want them to see that I'm a sophisticated woman.

875. She's a businesswoman

876. with a little bit of a dirty secret.

877. I work really hard at work,

878. but at night, I work even harder when I get home.

879. And, you know, when you can show your ass

880. and it looks that good, why not do it?

881. That's right, bitch.

882. Business on top, whore on the bottom.

883. That's it.

884. Coming up...

885. Ladies.

886. What the fuck is going on?

887. My, how The Daytona Winds have shifted.

888. What the hell's this?

889. Welcome, ladies.

890. Last night I was watching the dailies

891. from The Daytona Wind,

892. and something was missing.

893. I couldn't put my finger on it,

894. and then suddenly, without warning,

895. poof, there it was.

896. So I'm excited to share with you

897. the official director's cut of The Daytona Wind.

898. From mountains high to valleys low,

899. there's no escaping The Daytona Wind.

900. What a gorgeous day for a wedding.

901. Oh, Mama!

902. There she is,

903. the blushing bride Deandra.

904. Just smell the magnolias!

905. And the peonies.

906. And get a load of that night-bloomin' jasmine.

907. What?

908. I don't think I can go through with the wedding today.

909. Sounds like my baby girl has butterflies in her stomach.

910. Now, y'all know damn well I did not fart.

911. What the hell is this?

912. Well, let it out.

913. Here it goes.

914. I saw my soon-to-be wedded husband, Diesel O'Hara,

915. with Sierra Michaels!

916. They were lovin' on each other, Mama!

917. Now listen here, and listen good.

918. Daytona Winds.

919. All of the jokes are starting to make sense.

920. I will not be silenced.

921. I feel very stupid

922. for not picking up on it sooner.

923. I have something to say,

924. and I cannot hold it in any longer.

925. I love Diesel O'Hara.

926. God, this is so wonderfully stupid.

927. A loose woman like you?

928. Give us another Emmy, please.

929. Hush yourself, little girl.

930. There will be a wedding today,

931. even if I have to marry you myself.

932. Will Deandra Davenport marry Diesel?

933. Will Sierra Michaels pump the brakes on true love?

934. And what's really eating at Mother Maggie Davenport?

935. Maxine!

936. Hattie Ruth, it's almost time for the wedding.

937. What took you so long?

938. I'm about to burst!

939. What's wrong?

940. You're not gonna wanna hear this.

941. I heard your son, Diesel O'Hara,

942. was seen necking with that Michaels girl.

943. Nobody can stop this wedding.

944. I bet Leona Michaels is behind all this.

945. Leona Michaels would never have the nerve

946. to show her face around here.

947. Maxine O'Hara, as I live and breathe.

948. Your son Diesel

949. is in love with my daughter Sierra.

950. I may have heard the rumblings...

951. but I'm not surprised.

952. The Michaels are known to be rather...

953. seductive.

954. You can't stand in the way of true love.

955. Not again.

956. Pee-yew!

957. You shouldn't even be here!

958. If you don't still love me, tell me now!

959. I'll...

960. I'll tell you this.

961. There will be a wedding today.

962. That wasn't me.

963. Will Maxine O'Hara stop the wedding?

964. Will Leona Michaels go another lap for love?

965. And will Hattie Ruth ever run out of hot air?

966. Now, if anybody in here has any objections,

967. speak now or forever hold yo' peace.

968. Ooh!

969. Then by the powers vested in me,

970. I now pronounce you husband and—

971. Hold up, hold up, hold up.

972. Now, wait a minute, bitch!

973. I guess our invites got lost in the email.

974. Who would invite prostitutes to a wedding?

975. The Michaels have been silenced for way too long.

976. So listen up, you hoity-toity Davenports!

977. Because we have something to say.

978. Our little sister Sierra

979. is in love with Diesel O'Hara,

980. and he's in love with her.

981. You all are just vile creatures.

982. We know the awful truth

983. behind all you filthy Drag Racers.

984. The only person who knows our sordid family secrets

985. left Daytona years ago.

986. I'm here to clear the air.

987. Who—who—who's that?

988. That's Fancy, Fancy Michaels.

989. Her mama put her in a satin dancing dress

990. the summer she turned 18.

991. I'm here to spill the tea

992. on all of you Daytona hypocrites.

993. I would think long and hard before you make another peep.

994. This land once belonged to the Michaels clan,

995. but then the Davenports stole it.

996. Well, I know one thing for sure.

997. This wedding can't go on

998. because Deandra Davenport and Diesel O'Hara are...

999. Brother...

1000. And sister.

1001. Maxine!

1002. - Mama Michaels? - Mama Michaels?

1003. I regret the day I let myself

1004. get talked out of being with my one true lesbian love!

1005. Maxine O'Hara, will you finally marry me?

1006. Do you hear that?

1007. I said there will be a wedding today,

1008. and as God as my witness, there will be.

1009. Is this thing on?

1010. Is this wedding on?

1011. 'Cause if not, I need to step out

1012. and get me some fresh air, heffas.

1013. 22 inches, bitch.

1014. Will Leona and Maxine

1015. live happily ever after?

1016. Is Diesel the only man in Daytona?

1017. And who would invite two prostitutes to a wedding?

1018. Don't you mean three prostitutes?

1019. Tune in next time

1020. for more rip-roaring drama onThe Daytona Wind.

1021. That was so iconic!

1022. Oh, my God.

1023. It makes perfect sense now!

1024. Wow, actresses.

1025. Who knew you had it in you?

1026. Ooh, Jesus.

1027. Coming up...

1028. You came in and nailed it.

1029. Those lips screamed "prostitute."

1030. I definitely think you could have gone further.

1031. Ladies, based on your Daytona Windperformances

1032. and your Chaps On The Runway presentations,

1033. I've made some decisions.

1034. When I call your name, please step forward.

1035. DeJa Skye.

1036. Kerri Colby.

1037. Angeria Paris VanMicheals.

1038. Ladies, you are safe.

1039. Oh, my God. Thank you.

1040. You may leave the stage.

1041. Ladies, you represent the tops of the week.

1042. That's right.

1043. You all did such an amazing job,

1044. this week there are no bottoms.

1045. Imagine that in West Hollywood.

1046. - Whew. - Okay.

1047. Now we will determine

1048. who are the top two queens of the week.

1049. And later, those two queens...

1050. will lip sync for the win.

1051. My, how the Daytona Winds have shifted.

1052. Now it's time for the judges' critiques,

1053. starting with Jorgeous.

1054. This chap outfit, you ever heard of assless chaps?

1055. Yes.

1056. These are kind of like chapless chaps.

1057. Okay.

1058. I don't know much about chaps,

1059. but I know that I want that right there, honey.

1060. Give it to me in a 4X.

1061. Slide it over here. I want it.

1062. - Okay. - I'm assuming you grew up

1063. around mothers or sisters watching novelas.

1064. Yes.

1065. Yeah, you got it. Your timing was great.

1066. I definitely think you could have gone further,

1067. but I really enjoyed what you did.

1068. It made me laugh.

1069. I just came off of a win,

1070. so now I feel so much more confident.

1071. Next up, Jasmine Kennedie.

1072. Hi.

1073. This outfit is absolutely stupid ridiculous,

1074. and I love it.

1075. Did you go to Chap-man University?

1076. Hattie Ruth Pointer O'Hara.

1077. I'm about to burst!

1078. Your version of a Southern accent,

1079. it was, like,

1080. You know, one of my favorite performances ever on film

1081. is Faye Dunaway as Joan Crawford in Mommie Dearest.

1082. When you embrace that level of stupidity and ridiculousness,

1083. it absolutely works.

1084. It was a work of fart.

1085. Up next, Lady Camden.

1086. Hello!

1087. That was such a fun runway. I love a reveal

1088. that I don't even know is happening.

1089. It was just so exciting.

1090. I love this outfit, love Freddie Mercury,

1091. and love the theatrics that you pulled.

1092. Maxine!

1093. Maxine!

1094. You did an excellent job.

1095. That's what I like to see,

1096. somebody just go in there and pull it out

1097. and make me feel it.

1098. Wait a minute, Ru. Am I talking about—

1099. - Oh, okay. - I was wondering.

1100. Your performance was heightened.

1101. Not again.

1102. But it was believable, it was acting.

1103. Your conviction was complete.

1104. It was amazing. Well done.

1105. Up next, Daya Betty.

1106. I thought you nailed it.

1107. We have something to say.

1108. You were another one that really commanded the camera.

1109. You came in with an intention, and you delivered.

1110. Those lips screamed "prostitute."

1111. You did a really, really good job.

1112. This look, it is gor-geous.

1113. There's even, like, a bootcut boot flare on that chap.

1114. It's so, so fashion, and it's so, so drag.

1115. On the runway, perfection.

1116. In the challenge, you were so good.

1117. This is the week that you showed up.

1118. Per-fec-tion.

1119. I know that I've been, like,

1120. getting kind of lost in the past few weeks,

1121. and it's really been getting to me.

1122. So I'm really happy I'm able to show you guys

1123. that I could do it.

1124. Well done, Daya Betty.

1125. Thank you, guys.

1126. Up next, Willow Pill.

1127. Your performance was adorable.

1128. Got lost in the email.

1129. I actually really enjoyed it.

1130. My one note for that character

1131. is you were basically being Moira Rose.

1132. You did a great job at it.

1133. It would probably be

1134. a really good Snatch Game character for you.

1135. I understand what Michelle's saying,

1136. but I didn't mind it so much.

1137. You know why I love this outfit

1138. is because it is next-level silly,

1139. but it's also fashion.

1140. Mm-hmm.

1141. - It's beautiful. - Thank you.

1142. The hands in the hair, girl,

1143. I thought you was offering me the weave.

1144. I was over here, like, gimme, gimme, gimme.

1145. Yeah, I love it.

1146. Willow, you are a superstar.

1147. Everything you do,

1148. you've got that extra something to it.

1149. The two of you together, just really, really good.

1150. Thank you.

1151. Up next, it's Bosco.

1152. Hello.

1153. When you take that role at the end,

1154. that is such a risk.

1155. You came and nailed it.

1156. I'm here to spill the tea on all of you Daytona hypocrites.

1157. I knew who you were right away,

1158. from "action" until Ru said "cut the cheese."

1159. This look is gorgeous.

1160. As you can see, I love pink.

1161. Honey, because pussy is pink, baby.

1162. Is it? Really?

1163. First I've heard.

1164. And you were wonderful in the soap opera.

1165. Why did you choose that role?

1166. I saw it was the Joan Collins moment.

1167. So I really just, like, kind of dug my claws into that part.

1168. Well, thank you, Bosco. You were wonderful.

1169. Thank you.

1170. Thank you, ladies. I think we've heard enough.

1171. While you untuck in the werkroom,

1172. the judges and I will deliberate.

1173. All right, now, just between us squirrel friends,

1174. what do you think?

1175. We've got a wealth of talent on this stage,

1176. but we're looking for the top two queens of the week,

1177. starting with Jorgeous.

1178. Was it great? Absolutely.

1179. But I know that that girl could have gone bigger.

1180. I'm an insatiable bottom today.

1181. - Oh. - Oh.

1182. I want more, and I want it big.

1183. - Oh! - I can't relate.

1184. Jasmine Kennedie.

1185. I thought her performance as Alyssa Edwards was perfection.

1186. I mean, I don't know if she meant to be this iconic,

1187. but it is.

1188. - Just amazing. - Yeah.

1189. Lady Camden.

1190. She sold the story.

1191. There was a level of believability

1192. in this performance that we don't—

1193. I'm just gonna say it—

1194. don't usually get on RuPaul's Drag Race.

1195. - Right, right. - I thought it was amazing.

1196. Then let's talk about the runway.

1197. Okay, that's how you shock us on a runway.

1198. - Yeah. - Didn't see that coming.

1199. She gave what had supposed to be had been given.

1200. All right, let's move on to Daya Betty.

1201. She nailed every line she had,

1202. and in a small part, that's how you steal the scene.

1203. I loved the delivery, I loved the over-drawn lips.

1204. It was so, so good. And then on the runway,

1205. I'm gonna say my favorite look of the night.

1206. - Mm. - That was so stunning.

1207. This is the week that Daya Betty made her mark here,

1208. and she's not just a carbon copy of her drag mother.

1209. Mm.

1210. Willow Pill.

1211. Here is an example of a queen taking a small part

1212. and executing it flawlessly, with precision.

1213. The thing that bothered me

1214. a little bit about Willow's performance

1215. was that she was doing somebody's material.

1216. Now, I didn't mind that she was doing Moira Rose in it.

1217. In fact, I've been doing Faye Dunaway

1218. for about 30 years.

1219. Love me some Willow Pill. Good night for her.

1220. Bosco.

1221. She managed to come in at the very end

1222. and sort of steal the show.

1223. And she's willing to express herself

1224. in a bunch of different ways,

1225. which, by the way,

1226. is how you go really far in this competition.

1227. She understood the Reba McEntire reference.

1228. She also understood the Alexis Carrington reference.

1229. She is smart enough to take that information

1230. and work with it.

1231. Silence!

1232. Does somebody smell something?

1233. Ooh!

1234. I've made my decision.

1235. Bring back my girls.

1236. Whew.

1237. Welcome back, ladies.

1238. I've made some decisions.

1239. Jorgeous.

1240. If you don't wanna toot your own horn,

1241. we'll do it for you.

1242. You're safe.

1243. Thank you! Bye.

1244. Jasmine Kennedie.

1245. This week you were a gas.

1246. You're safe.

1247. Thank you.

1248. Lady Camden.

1249. You smell that?

1250. It's the sweet smell of success.

1251. Con-drag-ulations.

1252. You are one of the top two queens of the week.

1253. Thank you.

1254. Top two. Bitch, better start this engine.

1255. Let's go.

1256. Bosco.

1257. You had one chance, Fancy,

1258. and you did not let us down.

1259. You're safe.

1260. Thank you.

1261. Willow Pill.

1262. this week you had us

1263. eating out of the palm of your hands.

1264. Daya Betty.

1265. Did somebody light a match?

1266. Because this week, your pussy is on fire.

1267. Daya Betty.

1268. Con-drag-ulations.

1269. You are one of the top two queens of the week.

1270. Thank God I am finally in the top.

1271. I'm standing out finally.

1272. Willow Pill, you are safe,

1273. and you may join the other girls.

1274. Thank you.

1275. Give Willow Pill a hand.

1276. But a willow hand.

1277. Two queens stand before me.

1278. Prior to tonight,

1279. you were asked to prepare a lip sync performance

1280. of One Way or Another by the great Blondie.

1281. Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me

1282. and win a cash tip of $5,000.

1283. The time has come...

1284. to lip sync...

1285. for the win!

1286. It feels awesome to share this top two moment

1287. with Lady Camden right now.

1288. But this is my moment,

1289. and I'm gonna beat Lady Camden's ass.

1290. I'm sorry. This is my fucking song, bitch.

1291. I'm feeling good right now.

1292. Like, I just know I'm gonna smoke her.

1293. Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

1294. Daya is doing the guitar solo,

1295. she's giving punky little Edge vibes.

1296. Camden is giving all these funny, campy moments.

1297. It is a close call.

1298. Lady Camden has come alive.

1299. I'm like, girl, she is on fire.

1300. That was sickening!

1301. Oh, my God!

1302. - I'm gonna get ya! - I'm gonna get ya!

1303. That was everything.

1304. Ladies, I've made my decision.

1305. Lady Camden.

1306. You're a winner, baby.

1307. Yes!

1308. Fuck yes.

1309. Con-drag-ulations.

1310. You've won a cash tip of $5,000.

1311. I'm so happy right now.

1312. I'm so honored and thankful. Thank you guys.

1313. Daya Betty, you are safe to slay another day.

1314. Thank y'all. Thank you.

1315. Con-drag-ulations, ladies.

1316. And remember, if you can't love yourself,

1317. how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?

1318. Can I get an "amen" up in here?

1319. - Amen! - Amen!

1320. All right. Now let the music play!

1321. Next time onRuPaul's Drag Race...

1322. You'll be performing a brand-new retro hit.

1323. She likes to watch.

1324. Oh, shit.

1325. You nailed it.

1326. You gave us that sixties glamour.

1327. You need to find your spotlight.

1328. You don't wanna fade into the background.

1329. You had said some things about me

1330. that you have not yet said to my face.

1331. Let me tell you something, you shady fucking bitch.

1332. - Oh! - I'm about to go

1333. and start cutting people's heads off, honey.