1. Previously
onRuPaul's Drag Race...
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2. You'll produce
tension-grabbing super teases.
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3. Action.
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4. This is not RuPaul's
Southern Hospitality Race!
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5. I need love!
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6. You stupid bitch,
what are you doing to me?
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7. Kerri Colby.
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8. Let your guard down.
Just get ugly.
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9. Alyssa Hunter.
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10. Every response was
ai-yi-yi-yi.
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11. Angeria, I believed
every word you said.
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12. You are the winner
of this week's challenge.
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13. Kerri Colby, shantay you stay.
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14. Alyssa Hunter, sashay away.
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15. Whew. It feels so nice
to breathe, y'all.
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16. - Yes, ma'am.
- Oh.
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17. Alyssa just got told
to go home, honey.
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18. She didn't have
the golden ticket.
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19. Willy Wonka didn't pop up
outta nowhere.
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20. The chocolate bar
sent the girl packing.
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21. "Believe in yourself,
perrasss, your Latina queen."
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22. - Oh!
- Miss Alyssa!
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23. We love you!
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24. Miss Kerri, you killed it.
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25. In your Versace.
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26. If you're gonna do it,
you gotta do it right I guess.
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27. I'm really not too excited
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28. with where I've been
in this competition.
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29. I want to be
a strong player here.
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30. Let me go ahead
and do a little scrub, honey.
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31. Yes!
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32. Nah, you scrubbing too pretty,
bitch, too pretty.
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33. Aah!
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34. Is that what y'all wanted?
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35. I know what the judges
wanna see now.
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36. So if they want monster
and they want scary Kerri,
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37. they about to get scary
motherfucking Kerri. Period.
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38. Well, I know
how Angie's feeling.
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39. - Oh, yes!
- $5,000 richer!
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40. Bitch, it's the most money
I done ever had at one time.
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41. Bitch, I'm like, girl!
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42. Miss Angeria's putting
the points up on the board,
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43. so right now
she is the one to beat.
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44. I need to amp it up.
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45. I need to be
putting those points up.
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46. I need a W.
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47. How do you feel,
Miss Kornbread?
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48. How you feel, Miss Bread?
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49. Um, I'm good. It's just
I'm one of those people,
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50. I'm hard on myself,
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51. and I do feel like
there is more that I can do.
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52. I was not expecting to be
in the bottom three, honestly.
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53. And I'm feeling
very vulnerable right now,
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54. but it's a competition,
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55. so I'm just trying not
to let nobody see me weak.
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56. - You feeling all right?
- Yeah, I'm good.
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57. I'm good. I just need a reset,
that's all.
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58. Yeah.
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59. Get my spirit together,
all that goodness.
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60. I do feel like I have
some redemption to do now.
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61. I have not won
any maxi-challenges yet,
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62. and I want to!
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63. I want to!
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64. Time to release the ginger.
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65. Look, I was ready to do so.
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66. Look.
I had sparkle panties.
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67. She was ready to do so!
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68. I was ready to do so!
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69. But I need to find a way
to really pop
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70. in this
next week's challenge.
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71. I have a lot more
cheeky sparkle to give,
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72. so they better watch out.
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73. The winner
ofRuPaul's Drag Race
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74. receives a one-year supply
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75. of Anastasia Beverly Hills
cosmetics,
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76. and a grand prize of $100,000,
powered by Cash App.
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77. With extra-special
guest judge Ava Max.
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78. Yes, good morning,
everybody, good morning.
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79. It is a new day in the werkroom,
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80. and you never know
what's in store,
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81. so it's always
a little hootenanny.
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82. Yeah, a hootenanny.
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83. You know, a little,
like, a good time.
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84. You know, like you never know
what's gonna happen.
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85. Girls, wait, wait.
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86. Where's Kornbread?
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87. What's happening?
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88. Yeah, you guys,
where's Kornbread?
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89. - Girl, what?
- Oh, my God.
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90. Wait, did she leave?
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91. What is going on?
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92. Hey, dolls.
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93. RuPaul walks out, and we're
all a little bit shook,
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94. not understanding
what's going on.
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95. Ladies, as you may have noticed,
Kornbread isn't here today.
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96. She wanted to share
this message with you.
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97. Hey, girls.
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98. So you're probably wondering
why I'm not there.
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99. During last week's challenge,
the acting challenge,
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100. I rolled my ankle, and when
I went home and I went to sleep,
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101. I woke up
in excruciating pain,
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102. and my ankle
was extremely swollen.
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103. I saw a doctor,
and the doctor gave me orders
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104. to stay off of my feet
for six to eight weeks.
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105. So unfortunately, this is
the end for me in Season 14.
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106. I'm gobsmacked.
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107. I had no idea Kornbread
had an injury last week.
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108. I really feel devastated.
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109. Miss Kerri,
keep fighting, honey.
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110. Keep showing them
how gorgeous you are,
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111. and you can be a monster,
too, girl.
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112. I've seen you when you wake up
in the morning.
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113. Jasmine Kennedie,
baby, just listen.
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114. Ain't no hard feelings
over here.
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115. And I know you gonna talk
enough for the both of us.
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116. And lastly,
my good buddy Willow.
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117. You make sure you take care
of yourself first.
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118. You continue to have fun
and keep being weird,
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119. and throw them damn flip-flops
in the trash.
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120. As much as I'm, like,
here to beat these queens
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121. and win this competition,
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122. the friendships
matter the most to me.
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123. And Korn...
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124. and Kornbread's friendship
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125. mattered the most to me
out of anyone's.
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126. For now, the bakery is closed.
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127. But look on the bright side.
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128. Y'all might actually have
a chance at winning the crown
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129. now that I'm gone.
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130. Bye.
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131. And don't cry for me,
Miss Argentina.
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132. Love you, girl!
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133. Damn.
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134. Kornbread was
a really strong competitor.
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135. I saw her at the very top.
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136. So as much as I hate
to see her go,
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137. there's a small inkling of me
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138. that's like, okay, we got one
of the good bitches outta here.
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139. In case any of you
were wondering,
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140. Kornbread did not have
the gold candy bar,
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141. so it's still in play.
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142. And let this be
a reminder to everyone.
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143. Savor every moment
you have here.
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144. Now, I have a question for you.
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145. Are you willing to do
whatever it takes
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146. to become America's
next drag superstar?
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147. - Yeah!
- Yes!
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148. I hope you mean it.
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149. - Ooh!
- Ooh!
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150. Yes!
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151. Oh, my gosh.
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152. To randomly divide you
into three teams,
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153. you need to do some dirty
dancing with the Pit Crew.
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154. - Oh!
- Oh!
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155. I've been waiting
for this one.
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156. Now, first you'll choose
the balloon
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157. and place it between you
and the Pit Crew.
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158. Then you'll bump and grind
until your balloon pops.
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159. If you know what I mean.
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160. Sounds fun!
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161. The color of the confetti
inside your balloon
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162. will determine
which team you join.
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163. Y'all ready to bump and grind?
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164. - Yes!
- Yes!
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165. I'm feeling very excited.
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166. Excited.
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167. All right, let's go left
to right, starting with Bosco.
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168. Don't worry, baby.
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169. In Seattle, we call this
the Space Needle bump.
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170. Oh!
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171. That was so quick.
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172. Bosco, you're on the green team.
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173. Up next, Jasmine Kennedie.
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174. - Oh!
- You're on the purple team.
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175. Oh, my God, you got it
all over his back.
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176. Up next, DeJa Skye.
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177. Boom!
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178. Pop it.
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179. Ugh!
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180. Bruno, I think
you need to push back.
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181. Now, that's the definition
of a power bottom.
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182. Thank you, DeJa.
You are orange.
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183. All right, up next.
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184. Oh, boy.
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185. You signed up for anything
to win that $100,000, missy,
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186. anything and everything.
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187. Maddy, you're on
the purple team.
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188. Purple.
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189. Kerri Colby.
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190. Yes.
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191. Orange team.
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192. Willow Pill.
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193. Put your hip into it!
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194. Daya Betty and Lady Camden,
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195. you're on the green team.
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196. Jorgeous.
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197. Bend those knees, Bryce!
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198. Five, six, seven, eight. Aah!
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199. It's the screaming.
Aah! Aah! Aah!
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200. Oh, my God,
Jorgeous is a chihuahua
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201. yapping at someone's ankles.
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202. She's like, "Ah, ah, ah,
ah, ah, ah."
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203. Ah! Ah!
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204. That little bitch ain't
topped nothin' in her life.
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205. Ah! Ah!
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206. "Ah, ah, ah!"
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207. Push that tush!
Push that tush!
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208. I'm just a little girl!
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209. - You are orange.
- Finally, girl.
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210. Angeria, Orion,
for the final round,
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211. let's make it a four-way.
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212. - Ooh!
- Okay.
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213. Ooh, we got the DP now:
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214. double pop.
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215. One, two, three, go!
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216. - Oh!
- No, wait a minute.
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217. No, wait a minute.
Hold on. I got you.
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218. Oh, my goodness, 10s, 10s,
10s across the board!
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219. Now, ladykins, just being chosen
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220. to compete
on RuPaul's Drag Race
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221. is a proud accomplishment,
but it's not easy
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222. being the first queen
to get the chop.
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223. And if you don't believe me,
just ask them.
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224. Please welcome the first queen
eliminated from Season 7,
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225. Tempest DuJour.
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226. Is this me in 25 years?
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227. She's got my shirt on.
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228. Now, the first queen
eliminated from Season 9,
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229. Jaymes Mansfield.
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230. Hey! Oh, my God.
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231. And the first queen
eliminated from Season 13,
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232. Kahmora Hall.
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233. From the Haus of Hall.
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234. Yes, the Haus of Hall!
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235. We were all rooting for you!
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236. Now, queens, for this week's
maxi-challenge,
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237. you need to create
a public service announcement
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238. for the Save a Queen
organization.
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239. Founded just five minutes ago
in my dressing room.
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240. Save a Queen's mission
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241. is to raise awareness
of first-eliminated queens
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242. who feel overlooked,
underestimated,
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243. and just a little bit
constipated.
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244. Now, each team
has to tell the story
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245. of one of these legendary ladies
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246. in the form of
a personality-driven,
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247. rhyming commercial parody.
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248. Team Orange,
you get Tempest DuJour.
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249. Come on, over, sis!
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250. Team Purple,
you get Jaymes Mansfield.
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251. Come on over here, sis!
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252. Oh!
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253. That means Team Green,
you get Kahmora Hall.
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254. I promise I won't be late.
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255. We're putting you
in drag for this.
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256. Racers, start your engines,
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257. and may the best drag queen win.
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259. I am not excited about
this challenge whatsoever.
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260. How are you going to infuse
your ideas into this challenge?
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261. I definitely think I have to be
more ditzier and more cutesier.
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262. Start packing now.
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263. - Let's get to work.
- Get to work, ladies.
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264. Hello, hello, I'm Bosco.
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265. Yes, Camden!
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266. Who the hell are you people?
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267. For today's maxi-challenge,
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268. we are creating a PSA
for our fallen sisters
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269. that have gone home first
in their seasons.
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270. The key to doing well
in this challenge
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271. is that it has to be fun,
dripping with sincerity,
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272. and there has to be a way
for you to stand out.
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273. We're not singing, right?
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274. It's just spoken.
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275. No, this is, like,
did you know every single day
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276. there is a cow
that is currently in pain?
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277. We've all seen those
commercials, right?
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278. They try to make you cry.
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279. When you get that commercial
of some shaky-leg dog,
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280. and it's just barely
crawling into existence,
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281. barking like, roo-roo-roo-roo.
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282. Yeah, it's just gonna be...
money.
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283. We're not here to play.
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284. We are here to slay, right?
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285. We're gonna send those two
Hobbits back to The Shire.
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286. So we have to tell
a funny story about me.
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287. Let me tell you what Drag Race
audiences know me for.
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288. This bitch called me old.
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289. So how old are you?
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290. Ooh!
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291. Really?
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292. Anything we can riff on,
I think, about age,
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293. like, Shady Pines
Retirement Community
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294. or her joints are crackin'.
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295. If dragging her through the mud
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296. is what's gonna win
this challenge,
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297. then, baby,
we about to drag this ho.
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298. It has to rhyme.
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299. Yeah, and that's the easy part,
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300. because it's really
just like
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301. dah-dah-dah, dah-dah-dah,
dah-dah-dah, dah-dah-dah.
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302. dah-dah-dah-dah.
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303. It's that simple, right?
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304. Honestly, I'm not excited
about this challenge whatsoever,
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305. because I hate anything
that has to do with me talking.
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306. Like, and I'm not good
at rhyming.
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307. Oh, poor Tempest DuJour.
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308. They shipped her off
to Shady Pines.
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309. I feel like it doesn't rhyme.
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310. Well, no, this next verse
is gonna rhyme.
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311. Oh. Oh, yeah.
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312. So poor Tempest DuJour,
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313. they shipped her off
to Shady Pines,
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314. dah-dah-dah-dah,
dah-dah-dah-dah-dah.
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315. I'm laying everything out
on the table for these girls.
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316. Now it's in your hands.
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317. I have given you the clay.
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318. Now, make a beautiful vase
out of it for us.
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319. Tempest DuJour
was the cat in the hat
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320. who firstly got told
she was old by a rat.
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321. Can we be meaner
about Kandy, though?
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322. I think what we should do
is have four topics
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323. that are quintessential
Jaymes things.
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324. Okay, so what do you think
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of your time?
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reliving your trauma.
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327. Okay, okay.
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328. My downfall was
a cheerleading challenge.
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329. I think we have
a lot to work with here.
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330. I'm known for styling
the worst wigs around.
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331. Oh, maybe we could use that.
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332. Say something about how, like,
giving wigs second chances,
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333. and, like, we should
give her a second—
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334. you know, she deserves
a second chance.
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335. That's a good way to go, yeah.
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336. I think it's funnier
if we say, like,
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337. throw some nickels
at this busted-ass pig.
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338. Please, someone throw some money
to this busted-ass pig.
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339. - I like that. Yeah.
- Yeah.
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340. Her cheap, homemade costumes...
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341. is what sent her home
or something like that.
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342. Hmm.
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343. Orion, start packing now.
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344. I do feel like I'm contributing
a lot of, like, the ideas,
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345. and I feel like Willow
is also helping refine,
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346. and I feel confident
in what we're bringing.
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347. But I'm a little iffy
about some of the other girls.
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348. Don't worry. With our group,
we're all writing.
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349. With Kahmora's, one's writing
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350. and the others
have to do her makeup.
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351. Hey, squirrel friends.
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352. - Hi!
- Hey!
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353. Are you accepting donations?
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354. - Yeah!
- All the time.
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355. - Good.
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356. All right, green team,
come on over.
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357. Hi!
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358. I wanna know how you all
are gonna treat our Kahmora,
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359. because it's a combination
that we're being funny,
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360. we're being shady,
but not mean.
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361. I think it's important to show
that Kahmora is in on the joke.
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362. Are you ready for this, Kahmora?
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363. I'm rooting for them, yes.
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364. Say it the way you were supposed
to say it on your season.
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365. I'm rooting for them!
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366. - No.
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367. Girl.
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368. Now, Lady Camden,
do you have a cause
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369. that's near and dear
to your heart?
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370. I mean, a serious cause?
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371. Because if you apply
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372. it will be funny.
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373. I don't have one
super serious to my heart,
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374. but I do feel like
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375. with something that we really
believe is genuinely sad.
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376. Yes, that's what I just said.
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377. She's not from here, Ru.
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378. I was trying to
get out of that question.
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379. Now, all three of you
have not been in the top.
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380. How are you going
to make this challenge
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381. a top-getting challenge?
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382. I feel like we're just gonna
channel our love for tops
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383. and love for topping
into bringing this.
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384. I think it just
needs to be funny.
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385. I started really, really strong.
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386. I haven't been in the top,
though,
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387. so my energy going into this
is stand out.
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388. I need to start putting points
up on that board.
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389. So I will see you out there.
Go make me laugh.
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390. Thanks, Ru. Thank you.
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391. All right, purple ladies.
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392. Hey, doll.
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393. Jaymes, what has your life been
like since you were here last?
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394. It's been great.
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395. I honestly have
gotten to do so much
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396. that I never thought I could do,
even though I went home first.
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397. Like, I got to tour the world,
I got to start my own business.
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398. I couldn't be more grateful.
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399. Are they calling prostitution
a business now?
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400. It's the oldest trade
in the book.
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401. So I see you have a storyboard.
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402. How far along
have you guys come?
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403. We really have, like, all, like,
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404. the ideas and the scenes
we wanna do.
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405. It's just fleshing out
the final details.
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406. Orion, are you familiar
with this kind of PSA?
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407. Have you seen
the Sarah McLachlan thing?
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408. Yes, and I always turn it off
because it always makes me sad.
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409. Well, how are you gonna
make this happy and fun?
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410. I think that we...
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411. Have you ever done anything
like this before?
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413. When you're doing
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414. behavior is everything.
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415. You know, who is your character?
You know what I mean?
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416. And that adds so much flavor.
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417. Ru loves the classic PSAs,
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fully grasping those characters.
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419. You kids make me laugh.
Be funny.
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420. And Jaymes,
welcome back, darling.
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421. Thank you. I'm stealing
everything in here.
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422. All right, team orange,
come on over.
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423. - Hi!
- Hellur.
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424. So how do you plan on using
our Tempest DuJour?
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425. We're capitalizing off the fact
that she's a old bitch.
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426. Oh, okay.
So due to the fact—
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427. - Due to the fact—
- That she old...
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428. And honey,
I don't mean no more.
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429. So, Tempest, is anything
off-limits for you?
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430. Have you told them, oh, no,
I'll do anything for drag,
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431. but I won't do that?
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432. No. Well, no,
actually, the opposite.
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433. I've told them let's be meaner,
let's dig deeper.
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434. The key to these challenges
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435. is that you can't give away
the joke in your eyes.
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436. You have to read this
as if it were the gospel truth.
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437. Then it's automatically funny.
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438. You're doing this
for a really good cause.
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439. - Yeah.
- I mean, Tempest DuJour.
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440. She needs our thoughts
and our prayers.
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441. - Desperately.
- Yes.
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442. So now, Jorgeous, you have
this fire on the runway.
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443. How will you translate that
into this challenge?
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444. I definitely think
I have to be more ditzier,
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445. more cutesier with this.
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446. - Ditzier and cutesier?
- Yes.
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447. Okay.
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448. - Cutesier.
- Uh-huh.
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449. Kerri, what does that mean?
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450. I've been trying to figure
that out since I got here.
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452. Back home, people that I know
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453. tell me, like, "Girl, you're
not gonna be good at acting,
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454. you're not gonna be good
at the funny stuff."
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455. I cannot wait
to see what you all do.
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456. It just really sticks
in my head, like...
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457. Coming up...
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458. You're gonna be late!
You're gonna be late!
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459. The queens were challenged
to bring their best Gaga.
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460. It was so, like, The Count
from Sesame Street.
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461. I could confidently say...
I did really well.
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462. Hey, welcome, queens.
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463. It's time to shoot our PSA
with Michelle Visage,
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464. and honestly, I am
shitting bricks right now.
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465. Tempest, I am so happy
to see you.
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466. I'm so happy to see you, too!
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467. And you're naked again!
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468. Oh, my God.
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469. Now, I'm just acting
as a second pair of eyes.
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470. I'm here to help,
but you kids are in charge.
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471. So the first thing
we're gonna do
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472. are your rhyming lines
to camera.
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473. Who's gonna go first with that?
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474. - Me. Yes, ma'am.
- Jorgeous. Okay, great.
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475. Now, the challenge of this
is you're doing it to music,
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476. so the timing
is very important.
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477. - Oh, yes, absolutely.
- Okay?
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478. And roll tape, and action.
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479. Poor Tempest DuJour.
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480. They shipped her off
to Shady Pines.
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481. You could find her
in the bingo hall
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482. inserting laxatives
in her behind.
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483. Now she's eating applesauce
with her friend Betty White.
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484. Was that—
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485. We ran out of music.
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486. Oh, I need to be faster, right?
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487. The secret is to fit it in
in the time you have allotted.
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488. You have a lot of words here,
Jorgeous.
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489. Okay, yes.
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490. Girl, why'd you write
a dictionary?
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491. I'm sorry!
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492. Try it again, baby.
Hit it.
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493. She lost all that weight.
In her prime, she was tight.
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494. Now she's eating applesauce
with her friend Betty White.
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495. Gotta be faster.
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496. - So close!
- You ever heard of a speed rap?
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497. Yes.
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498. Yeah, that's kind of
what you're gonna have to do.
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499. Okay.
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500. Hey, DeJa.
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501. Make me feel something.
Round one.
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502. Tempest DuJour,
people say that she's done—
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503. Oh, I just lost the line.
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504. - Hold on, hold on.
- It happens. Cut.
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505. - Okay, okay.
- Here we go.
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506. Tempest DuJour,
people say that she's done—
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507. - Oh, my God.
- It's all right. Cut.
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508. Girl, DeJa is in her head
right now.
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509. Girl, get outta there.
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510. Girl, you need a rope?
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511. You need me
to pull you outta there?
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512. Do this. Brrrrr!
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513. Brrrr—
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514. Brrrr.
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515. That was pblblblblt.
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516. Let's try again.
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517. People say that she's done.
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518. She's so old, her Social
Security number is 1.
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519. Cut. Okay.
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520. There you go, you do it!
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521. Oh, my God.
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522. Here we go, Angie. Go.
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523. Now she—oh.
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524. What are you doing?
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525. What are you doing right now?
Why are you in your head?
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526. Okay, I got it,
I got it, I got it.
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527. I know you got it.
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528. - I got it, I got it.
- Do you know you got it?
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529. I got it, I got it.
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530. I—ugh. Whew.
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531. Girl, this is harder than
what I thought it was gonna be.
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532. Here we go.
Let it all out.
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533. She's old and saggy
like rotten fruit.
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534. I guess it wasn't just
that nude bodysuit.
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535. And cut.
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536. Yes, bitch.
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537. Kerri Colby's next.
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538. I'm here to be ugly, bitch.
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539. I don't know if this is ugly,
but all right.
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540. If this is your idea of ugly,
sweetie, um...
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541. God help us all.
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542. All right, Kerri Colby,
let's give it a shot.
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543. Tempest DuJour
was the cat in a hat
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544. who got told she was old
by a ho-bearded rat.
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545. But then got out-danced
and she fell to the back.
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546. Cut. Good job, Kerri Colby.
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547. - Thank you!
- Keep it up.
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548. Get uglier.
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549. I think that I'm really
slaying this.
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550. I'm hoping for
a top spot placement,
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551. because it's about
fucking time, bitch.
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552. Okay, let's move on
to your B-roll.
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553. Wait. I'm a little scared.
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554. Do I gotta hold this?
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555. I think it's supposed
to be fake-looking.
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556. Bitch, if you hit me
and pop this face...
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557. Girl.
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558. Some of the girls on this team
are doing really well,
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559. but some of the girls
on this team
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560. better hope that
the other teams suck real bad.
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561. Welcome, queens.
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562. - Hey, Michelle.
- Hi!
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563. Hi, Kahmora.
Do you know you're naked?
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564. It's a little nipply in here.
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565. - Ding!
- Let's go.
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566. First up, you are getting ready.
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567. There's definitely a fire
under all three of our tushies.
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568. We are not gonna
fuck this up!
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569. All right, so the moment is
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570. we are getting Kahmora ready
in less than seven hours.
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571. It's gonna be a full show.
Action.
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572. Oh, she's so frantic!
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573. Oh, my God, how is she
gonna make it in time?
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574. - More powder. I'm greasy!
- Okay.
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575. I'm really greasy.
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576. Can you jump a little bit
more for me?
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577. I think they want you already.
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578. Okay, keep on powdering,
keep on powdering!
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579. - Can you scream for me?
- Aah!
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580. - Louder!
- Aah!
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581. And cut.
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582. I think that's a keeper.
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583. Let's move on.
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584. I think it would be best
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585. if we all do
our individual verses.
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586. Okay, Lady Camden.
You're gonna go on that T.
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587. She's a legend, she's a star,
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588. but she's back to tip spots
at her local bar.
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589. Cut. I would like you
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590. to just pick up your volume
a little bit.
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591. I'm gonna do it louder.
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592. - Yes, please.
- Okay.
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593. With Lady Camden,
I can definitely relate,
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594. because I am also
not a naturally loud person.
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595. So Lady Camden,
I am rooting for you, girl.
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596. Bosco, keep
the viewers' attention.
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597. Keep them riveted.
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598. Her time came and went,
and it was all gone in a flash.
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599. So reach into your pockets
and give her some fucking cash.
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600. Come on, Eminem,
spit them lyrics.
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601. Bosco's giving kind of, like,
you know, gangsta rap.
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602. Look at me, trying to be
fucking cool and shit.
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603. The strongest earlobes
in all the Race,
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604. but we saw how fast
she painted her face.
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605. My inspiration is a little bit
of Diane Sawyer,
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606. a little bit of Barbara Walters,
a little bit of Bride of Chucky.
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607. Her tale would soon
get shitty.
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608. If that doesn't want to make you
send me your money,
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609. I don't know what else would.
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610. - Great. Good.
- Thanks.
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611. Okay, queens, I can't wait
to see how your PSA turns out.
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612. - Hi, Michelle!
- Hi, Jaymes Mansfield!
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613. Oh, my gosh, it's you!
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614. So it is time to shoot
our little PSA.
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615. We are all in
our executive business
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616. weatherwoman type of outfits,
except for Orion.
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617. She has, like,
a housewife jumpsuit,
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618. which is questionable.
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620. I'm first up, yes.
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621. All right, here we go.
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622. A young bedroom queen
too big for her britches.
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623. She really thought she could
compete with these bitches.
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624. She—
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625. Cut. Can we try something?
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626. Can you say,
"She really thought
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627. that she could compete
with these bitches."
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628. Ooh, okay.
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629. Like, you can give
some inflection.
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630. - Okay.
- Okay, here we go.
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631. A young bedroom queen
too big for her britches.
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632. She really thought she could
compete with these bitches.
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633. Cut. That's a keeper.
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634. - Good job. Let's move on.
- Whoo!
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635. So ends the tale
of Jaymes Mans-face,
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636. delusional queen thought
she came in first place.
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637. Willow is serving me
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638. some Lesley Gore does
Jessica Fletcher realness.
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639. So please throw a penny
at this busted-ass pig.
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640. What is this Cabot Cove
creation she has created?
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641. Okay, good.
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642. Orion and her belt.
Hit it.
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643. Her drag is so crusty,
her life is a wreck.
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644. Filming in her bathroom
was cute for a bit.
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645. Orion is just
kind of giving us
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646. more high-off-her-ass housewife.
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647. Is she high off her ass?
That's what I'm wondering.
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648. The queens were challenged
to bring their best Gaga.
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649. She tried her best
to do a tumble pass,
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650. but all she did
was land on that ass.
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651. I love that
you gave it all you got,
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652. but it was so, like,
The Count from Sesame Street.
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653. It was so, like,
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654. I want... to suck... your blood.
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655. Yeah. Okay, here we go.
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656. She tried her best
to do a tumble pass.
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657. She tried... her best... to...
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658. One bad take, ah, ah, ah.
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659. Two bad takes, ah, ah, ah.
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660. I think we just need to take
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661. the cadence out of it.
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662. It's missing
any kind of emotion.
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663. Got it. She tried her best
to do a tumble pass,
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664. but all she did
was land on that flat ass.
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665. Flat?
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666. - Land flat on her ass.
- Land flat on her ass. Sorry.
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667. Let's just say you can
lead a horse to water,
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668. but you can't make a horse
good at acting and comedy.
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669. Let's move on.
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670. Jaymes, come on out.
It's time to work now, baby.
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671. Norma Desmond has risen, yes.
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672. Great. We're a tumble away
from victory.
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673. And action.
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674. She tried with her best
to do a tumble pass,
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675. but all she did was land
flat on that ass.
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676. That was it.
I feel like you're great.
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677. - Whew.
- At the end of this challenge,
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678. I can confidently say...
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679. I did really well.
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680. Coming up...
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681. - I'm feeling pretty cute.
- Yes.
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682. - Maddy, baby, how you feeling?
- Pretty good.
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683. Everybody's saying
that they did well.
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684. Girl, somebody's lying.
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685. Yes!
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686. Aow!
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687. Okay, time to do my makeup.
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688. Whoo!
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689. Today the judges get to watch
our Save a Queen PSA.
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690. I feel like my group
did really well,
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691. but I don't know who did well
in other groups and who didn't.
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692. How are you all feeling
about our team?
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693. I'm feeling pretty cute.
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694. I feel like we had more to prove
than the other teams,
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695. being on the safer side.
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696. Yeah.
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697. But I kind of feel like
it gave us an opportunity
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698. to be a silent
but deadly killer.
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699. Yes!
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700. Being safe twice makes me
feel really insecure.
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701. In this challenge,
I felt like I did a good job.
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702. I can feel my competitive side
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703. just starting to really
bubble up right now.
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704. Were there any moments
where we watch somebody else
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705. and we're, like, ooh?
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706. No.
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707. I wasn't sweating
about either of you.
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708. I'm like, "These girls got it."
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709. Oh, shit, I thought
they were gonna do bad.
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710. Not even gonna lie.
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711. Like, I thought they were
gonna do the worst.
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712. How was your group, Jorgeous?
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713. At first it was kind of
a little struggle for me,
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714. because timing and having
to go quick and all that stuff.
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715. Thank God that I rememberized,
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716. like—remem—rememberized.
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717. - Rememberized your lines?
- Yeah.
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718. Everybody's saying
that they did well,
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719. and I'm like, girl...
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720. Something's wrong.
Somebody's lying.
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721. Maddy, baby, how you feeling?
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722. I feel pretty good.
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723. Michelle didn't have,
like, a lot of notes.
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724. She said I gave,
like, good energy.
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725. Like, I feel okay.
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726. I definitely think I have
to worry a little bit today.
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727. I'm not gonna lie.
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728. Just because
of how I was last week,
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729. and then, like, kind of
being the same now.
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730. You know, Jasmine has been so
confident in this competition,
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731. always being in the top
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732. or feeling like she
should have won sometimes.
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733. This might be
a wake-up call for her.
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734. I'm competitive
as far as, like,
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735. I wanna push myself,
you know what I mean?
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736. I'm feeling really good
about my performance.
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737. I gave it my all.
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738. I'm here to have a good time
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739. and win some challenges.
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740. Maybe this'll be my week.
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741. Orion must be in some delusion,
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742. because he feels super good
about what's going on.
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743. But she was just very flat
in the challenge.
Copy !req
744. So I know me and you
started drag very, very young.
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745. Oh, yes.
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746. When did you officially start?
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747. I performed at Pride.
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748. I started doing
a lot of draggy things
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749. when I was
five or six years old,
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750. dancing in my parents'
living room.
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751. At 16 I finally got the courage
to put some makeup on
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752. and go out at Gay Pride.
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753. I bought everything myself,
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754. like, my hair, my costume,
my thigh-highs.
Copy !req
755. I was working at McDonald's
before I started doing drag.
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756. - Yes!
- That's how I paid for my stuff.
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757. When I was at Gay Pride
and I saw the stage,
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758. I was like, "That's what I
need to do. I need to perform."
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759. And I slayed the whole crowd.
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760. It was lit.
I turned the party, girl.
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761. One of the show directors was
like, "Hey, we really like you.
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762. We wanna bring you
to the bar and perform."
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763. And I was like,
"Well, I'm only, like, 16."
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764. And they're like, "Okay.
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765. Well, we'll have to talk
to the manager about that."
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766. They were like,
"Hey, you can perform,
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767. but your parents
had to be there."
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768. So I was like, ugh!
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769. I had to ask my parents
to see if they would let me,
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770. and they were a little iffy
about it at first.
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771. But they were like,
"We're gonna support you,"
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772. so they let me perform.
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773. The first night
that I performed,
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774. like, legit, all my family,
like, came over,
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775. and, like, they packed the bar.
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776. I would have been so nervous.
Oh, my God!
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777. So many girls did not like the
fact that I was working at 16.
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778. You know why? It's because
you're better than them.
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779. Yes. I didn't wanna say it.
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780. Willow, are you,
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781. like, close with your parents?
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782. Yeah, I'm really close
with my mom.
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783. She's, like,
one of my best friends.
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784. I came out when I was 17,
and my mom was so great.
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785. She was just like,
"I love you no matter what."
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786. "We're gonna, you know,
figure this out."
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787. I love that y'all are close.
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788. Because we've just
been through everything.
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789. If you don't
mind me asking,
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790. because I know you have
your medical situations.
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791. When did a lot of that
start happening?
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792. So that was, like, since birth.
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793. I was tested immediately,
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794. because my eldest sister
Elizabeth,
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795. who's eight years older,
has stenosis as well.
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796. Oh, so it's always.
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797. Mm-hmm, it's always
been the case.
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798. I had a transplant
when I was 15 years old.
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799. My brother gave me his kidney.
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800. And now I'm dealing with, like,
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801. all my muscles
are starting to atrophy.
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802. It sucks being 26 years old
and feeling like...
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803. Like, feeling, like, it's, like,
this, like, decline from here.
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804. And it's, like,
you just getting started.
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805. Yeah, it's like I'm supposed
to be in, like, my prime,
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806. and I feel like my body
is, like, disintegrating.
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807. I felt this deep, deep need
to get on Drag Race
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808. to, like, make my statement,
make my stand.
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809. Because I didn't
wanna get lost,
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810. like, get forgotten.
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811. You've managed to, like,
turn into this beautiful thing.
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812. Like, yeah, like,
you're Willow Pill, girl.
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813. Like, you know?
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814. Willow is, like,
just such a fighter.
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815. In this moment,
knowing her story,
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816. I feel more connected to her.
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817. - We good?
- Yeah.
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818. We got each other.
We all right.
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819. Yes, yes.
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820. Ooh, I'm getting emotional
over here in this corner today,
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821. and I gotta finish this mug!
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822. Y'all don't want me
to be nothing.
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823. Y'all don't want me
to be nothing.
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824. We can't take it!
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825. Yeah!
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826. And what?
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827. Welcome to the main stage
of RuPaul's Drag Race.
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828. A friend to poor,
unfortunate queens everywhere,
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829. Michelle Visage.
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830. It won't cost much.
Just your voice.
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831. The hilarious Ross Mathews.
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832. Now, Ross, I hear you
started your own nonprofit?
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833. Yeah, thank you
for bringing that up.
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834. We collect one dollar bills
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835. to stuff in go-go boys'
G-strings.
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836. It's a cause
I can really get behind.
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837. Hey, listen, you can count on me
for a hundred bucks.
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838. Oh, thank you so much.
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839. And she's no stranger
to kings and queens.
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840. The fabulous Ava Max.
Welcome!
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841. Thank you, Mama Ru.
I am so excited to be here.
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842. We're so happy you're here.
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843. This week
we challenged our queens
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844. to raise awareness in their own
public service announcements.
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845. And tonight on the runway,
category is Spring Has Sprung.
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846. Racers, start your engines,
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847. and may the best drag queen win.
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848. Coming up...
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849. This look is to die for.
I want it myself.
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850. Leave that dress
in my dressing room.
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851. Category is
Spring Has Sprung.
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852. First up is Jorgeous.
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853. She's got
a little Spring in her step.
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854. I'm serving you my little
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855. cutesy-bootsie
mint-green fantasy.
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856. Girl, I'm ready
for this tea party.
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857. I am the definition
of Spring Has Sprung.
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858. You know what
her favorite TV show is?
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859. - What?
- Blossom.
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860. Whoa.
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861. Kerri Colby.
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862. Bouquet?
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863. I'm bringing you
creature couture.
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864. I feel like an alien,
very avant-garde.
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865. I really do feel like
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866. I was able to step out
of my comfort zone,
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867. both in my challenge
and in this runway.
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868. And you know what?
It's kind of fun.
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869. Stems, stems,
stems across the board.
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870. Angeria
Paris VanMicheals.
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871. It's gonna be a lovely day.
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872. My look
is inspired by Cardi B.
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873. Baby, I am giving you
every kind of flower, bitch.
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874. I'm giving you orange flowers,
pink flowers,
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875. yellow flowers, white flowers.
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876. I want the judges to smell
the flowers, honey, yes!
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877. You heard
of Flowers for Algernon?
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878. - Uh-huh.
- This is Flowers for Angeria.
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879. DeJa Skye.
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880. Oh, it's the Beaster Bunny.
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881. Oh, my God.
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882. Bitch, I look like
Spring threw up all over me,
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883. and I feel amazing.
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884. I am known as
the pastel princess,
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885. so this was my runway
to stomp it out.
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886. Well, she's really
into hip-hop.
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887. Maddy Morphosis.
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888. Ladies and gentlemen,
Stormy Daniels.
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889. I feel like when a lot
of people think of Spring,
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890. they obviously think
very, like, pastels,
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891. Easter, very fun, playful.
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892. But I'm Mother Nature,
and I am here
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893. to wash away the rest
of the competition.
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894. Welcome to the stage,
our raining queen.
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895. Jasmine Kennedie.
Always after me Lucky Charms.
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896. I would wear this.
I love this.
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897. I decided to bring
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898. this beautiful
beaded and stoned corset
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899. that I made all by myself.
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900. And nobody can tell me I don't
look goddamn good in this,
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901. point blank, period.
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902. How green is her valley?
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903. RuPaul; Orion Story.
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904. Bitch betta have
my bunny.
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905. When I think of Spring,
I immediately think of bunnies,
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906. so I am giving you my spin
on an Easter bunny.
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907. She's very flirty
and absolutely sexy.
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908. She may win
by just a hare.
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909. Up next, Willow Pill.
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910. Putting the "home"
in "homosexual."
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911. This is my Little House
On The Fairy look,
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912. with these cute little
pastel houses
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913. with fresh grass on their lawn.
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914. There's flowers
in the windowsills.
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915. And then when I turn around,
it says "help" in blood.
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916. I feel super me.
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917. Oh, yes,
Willow Pill the house down!
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918. Daya Betty.
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919. Ladies and gentlemen,
Joey Heatherton.
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920. I am fluttering around
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921. feeling like
the cutest little pixie.
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922. I have butterflies swarming me,
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923. and then a wasp
starts circling around me,
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924. and I have to make sure
to shoo it away,
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925. because it's Butterfly Betty
only today, honey.
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926. Take that, Asia O'Hara.
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927. Lady Camden.
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928. I knew
she was into teabagging.
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929. I'm giving you
a Spring look
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930. that honestly was inspired
by my grandmother's tablecloth.
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931. Do you have a sweet tooth?
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932. Mmm, take a little nibble.
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933. Literal tea time, bitch.
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934. - Oh!
- She's spillin' the tea!
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935. We do see her PG Tips.
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936. Up next, Bosco.
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937. There's a storm a'brewin'.
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938. I am pumping
down the runway
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939. in my lovely
little thundercloud.
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940. My legs are glistening
like gas station hotdogs.
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941. We get to the end,
and I tear down the storm cloud
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942. to reveal a full, sunny day
ball gown.
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943. Enter Little Miss Sunshine.
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944. I can make it through the rain.
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945. And let's give it up
one more time
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946. for our returning queens,
Tempest DuJour.
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947. I'm ready for
my close up, Miss Charles.
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948. Leopard and gold,
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949. and she's keeping
that tuna casserole hot!
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950. This isn't the last you've seen
of Tempest DuJour.
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951. Who needs Sunset Boulevard
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952. when you can have
Hollywood Boulevard?
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953. Jaymes Mansfield.
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954. Oh, bee-hive.
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955. Hey, shape-shifters,
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956. I am serving Shirley MacLaine
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957. inWhat a Way to Go,
only in pink.
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958. I am feeling so great
being back on this runway.
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959. Take a bow.
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960. I mean, a bow.
I mean, a bowel.
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961. Kahmora Hall. Ooh!
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962. Mackie doll, desert edition.
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963. I am wearing
a vintage Mackie
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964. Spring/Summer 2001 dress
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965. from his final runway
collection.
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966. I am the true fashion queen
of my season,
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967. and I told y'all,
I am not going back in my box.
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968. You know what?
I'm rooting for her.
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969. Coming up...
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970. Your take on Spring Has Sprung
is really, really cute.
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971. This is something
I would wear to perform.
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972. This seemed a little stiff.
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973. Welcome, ladies.
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974. It's time for the world debut
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975. of your public service
announcement.
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976. Poor Tempest DuJour.
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977. They sent her off
to Shady Pines.
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978. You could find her
in the bingo hall
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979. inserting laxatives
in her behind.
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980. She lost all that weight.
In her prime, she was tight.
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981. Now she's eating applesauce
with her friend Betty White.
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982. Tempest DuJour
was the cat in a hat
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983. who got told she was old
by a ho-bearded rat.
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984. She had things to say
because the bitch was so wack,
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985. but then got out-danced
and she fell to the back.
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986. Now her nurse is her only fan.
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987. Even her kids don't wanna
follow an ancient man.
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988. She's old and saggy
like rotten fruit.
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989. I guess it wasn't just
that nude bodysuit.
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990. Tempest DuJour,
people say that she's done.
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991. She's so old, her
Social Security number is 1.
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992. If she were to fall,
911 gets the call.
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993. Death drop, they said,
now poor Tempest is dead!
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994. For such 69 cents a day,
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995. you can supply Miss DuJour
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996. with a box of adult diapers.
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997. For a small monthly donation,
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998. we can pay Tempest's children
to build her a new walker.
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999. What's that bitch name again?
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1000. - Oh. Who?
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1001. A young bedroom queen,
too big for her britches.
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1002. She really thought she could
compete with these bitches.
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1003. She came in with whimsy
and puppets in tow,
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1004. but her little friend
couldn't help her.
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1005. The bitch had to go.
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1006. The queens were challenged
to bring their best Gaga,
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1007. but Jaymes showed up
in literal caca.
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1008. She tried her best
to do a tumble pass,
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1009. but all she did was land
flat on that ass.
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1010. Her drag is so crusty,
her life is a wreck.
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1011. Now all this girl needs
is just a paycheck.
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1012. Filming in her bathroom
was cute for a bit.
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1013. But likes and subscribes,
that don't pay for shit.
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1014. So ends the tale
of Jaymes Mans-face.
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1015. Delusional queen thought
she came in first place.
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1016. Still scouring the streets
for secondhand wigs,
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1017. so please throw a penny
at this busted-ass pig.
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1018. She doesn't need much,
just a buffalo nickel...
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1019. and maybe some new tights.
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1020. She's just a child,
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1021. a 312-month-old baby!
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1022. With every donation,
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1023. you'll receive a free pair
of noise-canceling headphones
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1024. so you can block out
that godawful voice.
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1025. Kahmora hails
from the Windy City.
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1026. Little did she know her tale
would soon get shitty.
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1027. The strongest earlobes
in all the race,
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1028. but we saw how fast
that she painted her face.
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1029. She's a legend, she's a star,
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1030. but she's back to tip spots
at her local bar.
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1031. Every queen has their day,
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1032. but there was just one line
she couldn't quite say.
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1033. She said,
"I was rooting for us."
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1034. I mean, damn.
She even padded her bust.
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1035. Her time came and went,
and it was all gone in a flash.
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1036. So reach into your pockets
and give her some fucking cash.
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1037. Did you know
that some drag queens
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1038. have to get ready
in less than seven hours?
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1039. Every five minutes,
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1040. a drag queen develops
elephantitis in her earlobes.
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1041. Somewhere right now,
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1042. there's
a poor little drag queen
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1043. crying in Untucked
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1044. because, well,
she's safe again this week.
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1045. Is this song still going on?
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1046. Call now and donate
just an hour of your time
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1047. so we could give her
the attention she needs.
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1048. When we reach our donation goal,
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1049. we'll do these tired queens
the ultimate service
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1050. of putting them to sleep...
for good.
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1051. You can sponsor a drag queen
like Kahmora...
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1052. By donating
a sensible 74 cents.
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1053. That way, she can buy
a fucking watch.
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1054. Hi, I'm Sarah McLachlan,
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1055. and this is wrong
on so many levels.
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1056. I was touched,
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1057. but I won't tell you where.
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1058. Coming up...
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1059. It was so perfectly timed.
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1060. You came to slay,
and you did just that.
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1061. Because of the way you talked,
there's no energy.
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1062. Ladies,
I've made some decisions.
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1063. When I call your name,
please step forward.
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1064. Kerri Colby.
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1065. DeJa Skye.
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1066. Maddy Morphosis.
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1067. Willow Pill.
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1068. Daya Betty.
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1069. Ladies, you are all safe.
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1070. And Tempest, Jaymes,
and Kahmora,
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1071. thank you for your dedicated
service to the call of drag.
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1072. You may leave the stage.
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1073. And Kahmora, leave that dress
in my dressing room.
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1074. It's time for
the judges' critiques,
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1075. starting with Jorgeous.
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1076. This look is to die for.
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1077. Your makeup and this updo
is so gorgeous,
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1078. I want it myself.
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1079. That confidence
you have on the runway
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1080. was not on the screen.
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1081. You struggled quite a bit.
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1082. You put too many words in it.
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1083. It was kind of just
get the words in there,
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1084. and really no emotion.
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1085. How many words
did you put up in there?
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1086. I really tried my best
to, like, work with what I got,
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1087. and even my team members—
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1088. What do you mean,
"with what you got?"
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1089. You wrote it, didn't you?
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1090. - Yes, yes.
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1091. Now, listen,
why didn't you have
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1092. any false eyelashes on
in your thing?
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1093. Oh, because I wanted to give
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1094. very, like,
bland, regular-degular,
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1095. like, white woman thing.
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1096. - On a drag show?
- Yes.
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1097. Thank you, Jorgeous.
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1098. Thank you, RuPaul.
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1099. Up next, Miss Angeria.
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1100. I love the bottom part
of this dress.
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1101. I think there's
a fit issue up here.
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1102. That surprises me,
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1103. because I expect
a really high level from you.
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1104. Let's talk about
your performance.
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1105. I thought you were really funny.
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1106. - You hit that last joke.
- What's that bitch name again?
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1107. It was so perfectly timed.
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1108. Ooh!
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1109. It needed that punch,
and you delivered.
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1110. You know who you are,
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1111. and you apply it
to every single challenge.
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1112. - Are you a poet?
- I am not a poet.
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1113. The answer is
"Yes, Miss Paul.
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1114. You got a poet job for me?"
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1115. Yes, Miss Paul.
You got a poet job for me?
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1116. Up next, Jasmine Kennedie.
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1117. You were so excited,
you were so ready.
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1118. The issue for you,
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1119. it was very "'Twas the night
before Christmas
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1120. and all through the house."
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1121. You couldn't break out of it.
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1122. This seemed a little stiff.
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1123. And I usually
don't mind a stiffy.
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1124. Me either.
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1125. But this look is just so draggy.
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1126. That is the biggest compliment
I could give you.
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1127. - Thank you.
- This is my favorite.
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1128. This is something I would wear
to perform myself.
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1129. I would keep an eye out
for Alyssa Edwards
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1130. in some dark alleyway.
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1131. She's gonna be coming for you,
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1132. because you look like
a younger version of her.
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1133. Did I just say that?
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1134. - Yeah.
- Yeah.
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1135. She's coming for you now.
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1136. Up next, Orion Story.
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1137. You look beautiful.
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1138. I think your body
looks fantastic.
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1139. It's not my favorite
Spring look,
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1140. but I understand
what you were going for.
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1141. I struggled with you in the PSA.
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1142. And maybe some new tights.
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1143. It could have been
more emotion,
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1144. more bubbly or warm.
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1145. Because of the way you talk and
the cadence that you speak in,
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1146. there's no energy.
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1147. When people get into drag,
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1148. usually it pulls out
this sort of other self.
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1149. Coming in with all
these new people and stuff,
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1150. like, I'm a little awkward
sometimes.
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1151. So I just need to get
through that, you know?
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1152. All right, thank you, Orion.
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1153. Thank you.
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1154. Up next, Lady Camden.
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1155. Okay, so here's the tea.
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1156. I love this look.
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1157. I love it
because it's so campy.
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1158. I get who you are
just with this look.
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1159. I thought you were great
in the PSA,
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1160. because you delivered it like
a proper television presenter,
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1161. and the words you were saying
were so stupid.
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1162. And that presentability
and ridiculousness
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1163. are my favorite things together.
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1164. You killed this.
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1165. You came to slay,
and you did just that.
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1166. I think the only note I gave you
was, "I can't hear you."
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1167. I think the girls can agree
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1168. I'm not the loudest voice
in the room,
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1169. and I'm going to work on
being a little louder.
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1170. Thank you, Lady Camden.
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1171. Thank you.
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1172. Up next, Bosco.
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1173. Shalom.
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1174. You were the only one
who really did, like, poetry,
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1175. like, spoken word.
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1176. I really appreciated it,
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1177. because it was different
to everybody else,
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1178. and that's how you stand out
in this competition.
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1179. There's a thing about you
as a performer I find dangerous.
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1180. I feel like you're willing
to really take a risk.
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1181. That is so exciting to watch.
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1182. And tonight on the runway,
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1183. you came out
as a little storm cloud,
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1184. and you revealed
to a ray of sun.
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1185. I've been doing, like,
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1186. a seasonal affective disorder
number in Seattle for years,
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1187. and so I thought
I'd bring it to L.A. as well.
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1188. Oh! Oh, God, only Seattle.
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1189. Thank you, ladies.
I think we've heard enough.
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1190. While you untuck
in the werkroom,
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1191. the judges and I
will deliberate.
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1192. All right now, just between
us squirrel friends,
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1193. what do you think?
Jorgeous.
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1194. Jorgeous pops so much
out on this runway,
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1195. but there just
was none of that in the PSA.
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1196. It just felt like she couldn't
get out of her own way.
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1197. She knows how to do it
on the runway.
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1198. Just apply that
to the challenges
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1199. and you're golden.
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1200. Angeria.
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1201. That Sparta/Gorgia accent...
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1202. Is like—it's honey.
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1203. It's so amazing.
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1204. She is a naturally funny person.
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1205. She has great timing.
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1206. Tonight on the runway, if it
don't fit, you must acquit,
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1207. and I'm sorry,
but it did not fit.
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1208. Jasmine Kennedie.
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1209. You know those YouTube videos
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1210. where they, like,
put frosting on a balloon
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1211. and when someone cuts it and it
pops, there's no cake there?
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1212. Yes.
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1213. That's how I feel
about her in this PSA.
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1214. I missed the goods.
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1215. But I do think
she's just fresh and new,
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1216. and I like her energy.
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1217. I think she's a grower.
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1218. Oh, a grower!
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1219. Tell me more.
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1220. Orion Story.
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1221. In the challenge, you could see
her completely going inward.
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1222. And no matter what, it came out
the same way every time.
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1223. She doesn't deliver
any persona.
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1224. There's so much
potential there.
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1225. She just fell so flat.
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1226. I would have settled
for a little eggshell.
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1227. I'm not asking for gloss,
just a little something.
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1228. I love your paint references,
Ross.
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1229. I don't know
if you're mocking me.
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1230. Well, from now on, I will
be calling you Glossy Rossy.
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1231. - Yes!
- Oh!
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1232. Lady Camden from the UK.
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1233. Right out of the gate
she was emoting,
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1234. and that's what we needed
in these PSAs.
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1235. The cheesier, the better,
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1236. and she was giving
full frontal fromage.
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1237. It was rotten,
and it was funny and perfect.
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1238. She was a great actress.
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1239. So much so
that I bet James Lipton
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1240. would wanna interview her.
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1241. Well, you know, he's dead.
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1242. I know he's dead, but
it's a good tea reference.
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1243. You get it?
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1244. Oh, now that was a stretch.
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1245. - Now, come on!
- That was a stretch.
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1246. - High gloss?
- Ha!
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1247. She put a lot of effort
into it, and she shines.
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1248. The truth is, she could really
be a player this season.
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1249. Bosco.
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1250. The confidence,
next, next, next level,
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1251. unlike anyone else I saw.
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1252. She goes from that PSA,
where she's dangerous and edgy,
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1253. to this runway, where
she's this burlesque daydream.
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1254. It is thrilling to watch what
she's doing in this competition.
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1255. Silence!
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1256. I think I've heard enough.
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1257. In fact, you know,
I've made my decision.
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1258. Shake the man's hand, daddy,
and bring back my girls.
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1259. You heard the woman!
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1260. Welcome back, ladies.
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1261. I've made some decisions.
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1262. Orion Story.
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1263. We are still waiting
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1264. for you to spring into action.
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1265. I'm sorry, my dear,
but you are up for elimination.
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1266. Lady Camden.
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1267. This week,
you served the tea,
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1268. and it was piping hot.
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1269. You are safe.
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1270. Thank you.
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1271. Bosco. This week,
the fog lifted and you shined.
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1272. Con-drag-ulations. You are the
winner of this week's challenge.
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1273. Thank you.
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1274. You've won a cash prize
of $5,000.
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1275. Yes!
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1276. I'm a wiener!
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1277. I've put a point
up on the board.
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1278. I'm in it,
and that feels so good.
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1279. Angeria Paris VanMicheals.
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1280. You're safe.
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1281. Thank you.
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1282. Jorgeous, Jasmine Kennedie,
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1283. to save a queen,
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1284. first you have to save yourself.
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1285. Jorgeous.
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1286. I'm sorry, my dear,
but you are up for elimination.
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1287. Jasmine Kennedie, you are safe.
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1288. Thank you. Thank you.
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1289. Two queens stand before me.
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1290. Prior to tonight,
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1291. you were asked to prepare
a lip sync performance
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1292. of My Head and My Heart
by Ava Max.
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1293. Ladies, this is your last chance
to impress me
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1294. and save yourself
from elimination.
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1295. The time has come...
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1296. for you to lip sync...
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1297. for your life!
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1298. I am excited.
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1299. This is gonna be one of those
lip syncs to watch,
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1300. because Miss Jorgeous
is gonna buck her ass down.
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1301. Good luck,
and don't fuck it up.
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1302. Throw it down!
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1303. Yes, bitch, go off!
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1304. My eyes are focused on Jorgeous,
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1305. and I'm just, like,
yes, give it to me.
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1306. She is just such
a good goddamn performer.
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1307. I was shook.
The whole stage was shook.
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1308. Orion has kicked off her shoes.
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1309. I thought we went over that
with June.
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1310. We don't take off shoes.
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1311. Wow.
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1312. Ladies, I've made my decision.
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1313. Jorgeous, shantay you stay.
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1314. Thank y'all so much.
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1315. You may join the other girls.
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1316. Orion Story.
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1317. Your fate now rests
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1318. in the hands of the drag gods.
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1319. If you have the gold bar,
you will be saved.
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1320. You've been hiding your candy.
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1321. Let's see what you got.
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1322. When I tell you
that I am praying—
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1323. and I'm not religious—
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1324. I'm praying
that I have the gold bar,
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1325. because I am not ready
to leave yet.
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1326. It's chocolate.
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1327. Orion, today
is where your story begins.
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1328. The rest is still unwritten.
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1329. Now sashay away.
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1330. Thank you so much.
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1331. We love you, baby!
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1332. I love you all so much.
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1333. We love you, Orion.
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1334. Y'all got it the first time.
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1335. I'm so proud that, like,
I made it here
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1336. and I got to show the world
who I am.
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1337. I definitely know
I made my mom proud.
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1338. I'm so excited
for what's to come.
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1339. Y'all ain't seen the last of me.
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1340. Con-drag-ulations, ladies.
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1341. And remember,
if you can't love yourself,
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1342. how in the hell you gonna love
somebody else?
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1343. Can I get an "amen" up in here?
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1344. - Amen!
- Amen!
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1345. All right.
Now let the music play!
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1346. Next time
onRuPaul's Drag Race...
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1347. - Oh!
- Oh!
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1348. Michelle Visage. She's been
compulsively shopping
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1349. online late nights.
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1350. You need to create
unforgettable looks
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1351. using only the materials
found in these packages.
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1352. The idea is to be, like,
a child's nightmare.
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1353. Okay.
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1354. Oh.
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1355. You are a vision tonight.
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1356. It is classic bougie snatch it.
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1357. Well, I disagree.
I hated it.
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1358. I'm just gonna say this.
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1359. Yell at me again,
I'm gonna beat your ass.
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1360. Damn.
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