RuPaul's Drag Race 14x4

1. Previously onRuPaul's Drag Race...

2. I want to introduce you to two more queens.

3. Betty's back!

4. We are throwing two fashion balls, darling.

5. Yes!

6. June Jambalaya.

7. I feel like there's a lot of bulk going on here.

8. Maddy Morphosis.

9. It looked like you purchased it at the resort gift shop.

10. Willow Pill. This here is stun-ning.

11. Con-drag-ulations.

12. You are the winner of this week's challenge.

13. Maddy Morphosis, shantay you stay.

14. June Jambalaya, sashay away.

15. Oh, lordy, lordy, lordy, honey.

16. My sister June has left the competition,

17. and I'm happy I'm still here,

18. but June leaving is, like, making it all set in to me.

19. Yeah, bitch, this shit is getting real.

20. "Thank you for finally giving me my drag family. June."

21. It's really not a good feeling, like, sending somebody home.

22. Girl, you lip synced, she got sent home.

23. It's the name of the motherfucking game.

24. You deserve to be here, too, girl.

25. I am happy that my girl Maddy is here to slay another week,

26. but Maddy needs to show a little bit more of her personality

27. or she's just gonna get buried by the other girls.

28. Where my bitch at?

29. Willow, congrats, ho!

30. - You won the ball, bitch. - You won the ball!

31. You did, girl, even with the flip-flops you walked in.

32. That's what gagged me the most, girl.

33. You won the ball with the flip-flops.

34. I was trying to throw you off, bitch.

35. I have a question.

36. Is there anyone here

37. that thinks that they should have won?

38. Me personally, like, after the runway,

39. or, like, after, like, doing everything,

40. I felt very confident.

41. I mean, you guys knew how I was all yesterday,

42. working and stuff.

43. Like, I was very happy.

44. Pushed my comfort zone with my red look.

45. It was more, like, presentation, like, gown.

46. Like, I understand, like,

47. some of the reasons why I'm in, like, safe.

48. I'm a person who talks a lot,

49. but when I talk, I have conversations.

50. Miss Jasmine don't do that.

51. I feel like I didn't do a gown.

52. I tried to do something a little bit different.

53. But I can understand that they didn't like the nude.

54. And then I understand with this, though, it wasn't fully wedding.

55. Oh, my God.

56. I don't wanna cry, but, like,

57. I really wanted to win a ball,

58. and, like, I don't know.

59. I'm really mad at myself

60. for, like, not doing everything the way I wanted to.

61. Drag Raceis a very stressful situation.

62. We all cry at inopportune times.

63. But to quote somebody very wise,

64. "a lot of emotions for safe."

65. Baby, but you're doing great.

66. I feel very disappointed as well.

67. I thought I was in the top.

68. But I'm safe, so I'm happy.

69. I'm still in the competition. I'll show you guys.

70. Bitch, don't play with me.

71. I'm definitely not in a comfortable spot.

72. There's no such thing as a comfortable spot here.

73. Things can flip on a dime.

74. Ooh!

75. There's a lot of people who are hungry for that crown

76. and that little scepter and all that cute stuff at the end.

77. I've been preparing so long for this and, like—

78. - We all have, girl. - But for me,

79. I have the same issue since I walked in that door.

80. Focus on what Kornbread can bring to the table,

81. and, honey, I am gonna serve it up to y'all

82. just like I always do.

83. I hate being the crying one.

84. The winner ofRuPaul's Drag Race

85. receives a one-year supply

86. of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics,

87. and a grand prize of $100,000, powered by Cash App.

88. With extra-special guest judge Loni Love.

89. - Here we go! - Yes, bitch.

90. Good morning!

91. Another day!

92. Walking in the werkroom

93. after last week not winning the ball

94. that I wanted to win very much,

95. I definitely am trying to be in a better head space

96. and not being overly confident.

97. How's everybody feeling?

98. I just woke up smiling.

99. I just was, like...

100. Do you feel richer?

101. Oh, I am richer. Oh, my gosh!

102. - I forgot that! - Girl, you forgot?

103. Y'all two are the richest bitches in between us now.

104. Oh, and Kornbread, too. Sorry. And Kornbread.

105. Yeah, I was about to say speak for yourself, bitch!

106. Shut the fuck up.

107. Now all of us other bitches gotta win money, okay?

108. How crazy would it be

109. if they did two balls because they did so many

110. but they wanna do, like,

111. a different material or something later?

112. How crazy would it be if you learned how to be quiet?

113. What's wrong with you?

114. I can admit I am very Chatty Cathy

115. just because I don't like dead air.

116. I do, like, notice that, like, I talk a lot.

117. - And it's not, like— - You do.

118. You're doing it right now.

119. I am. No, like, it makes me realize

120. that, like, sometimes I need to just, like, let the room speak.

121. Well, since you opened up the door—excuse me—

122. Yeah, go ahead.

123. This is the thing.

124. I'm a human being that talks a lot.

125. Everybody in here knows that I talk a lot.

126. It is the simple fact that there's a difference

127. between talking and having a conversation.

128. It's a lot of us in here, absolutely.

129. - No, I see. - But you got to—like now.

130. Ooh, it's getting a little hot in here, girl.

131. You can't say, "Hey, Jasmine, how are you feeling today?"

132. And as soon as you're about to answer,

133. "Because I'm feeling this kind of way."

134. It doesn't allow people to feel open to express themselves.

135. I was literally trying to give you and DeJa

136. y'all 10s for helping me with my garment the other day.

137. Did I make a lot of this garment? Yes.

138. Did I get help? Abso-motherfucking-lutely.

139. I am not that kind of girl that's gonna sit here

140. and just be like, yes, Miss Thing, I made that.

141. Because I would have called you out if you did.

142. Which is what I'm doing

143. in the middle of the speech right now, bitch.

144. I couldn't even get that out of the way

145. because you wouldn't allow me to tell you thank you.

146. And I'm sorry if I did that.

147. I knew, like, no matter what,

148. you were going to thank me.

149. Yeah, but you see what you just did?

150. In the middle of me explaining how I felt about it

151. and trying to express it to you,

152. you chopped me off, and then started—

153. - Well, I just heard a pause. - Like again.

154. If you're talking, you're not listening.

155. Listen to the words I am saying,

156. and then give a conversation about it.

157. That's all I'm saying.

158. I'm glad that somebody said something,

159. because it definitely needed to be said.

160. I don't know, but this table is heat.

161. Just on pre-heat, bitch, yeah, yeah.

162. Girl, this is warming the oven up, ho.

163. Hello, hello, hello!

164. You're all still here?

165. Yes!

166. You know, today there's a mountain of enter-taint-ment

167. to choose from.

168. So to get people's attention,

169. a queen needs to sell what she's got

170. without giving it all away.

171. It's called the art of the tease.

172. For this week's maxi-challenge,

173. in two competing teams,

174. you'll produce tension-grabbing super teases for Season 14.

175. - Whoo! - Wow!

176. A super tease is those things you see

177. before the season comes out,

178. where you're, like, uhh! I've gotta watch that.

179. You'll be shooting your scenes all around the set

180. with Michelle Visage and Carson Kressley.

181. Ooh!

182. You need to make iconic moments of drama, glamour, and shade.

183. And on the runway, category is Night of A Thousand JLos.

184. Come on, let's get loud, bitches.

185. Now, last week, Willow Pill won the maxi-challenge,

186. and Maddy Morphosis won the lip sync for your life.

187. This week, you two will be our captains.

188. - Ooh! - Ooh!

189. And get to choose teams.

190. Ooh.

191. All right, now, Willow, you choose first.

192. I need some Kornbread.

193. - Yes! - Yeah!

194. Maddy, your choice.

195. DeJa.

196. Oh, girl, it's Hammer time.

197. - Willow. - Lady Camden.

198. Ooh!

199. - Oh. - Oh, shit.

200. - Maddy. - Daya.

201. Yeah!

202. All right. Ooh!

203. Bosco. Come on over, baby.

204. Angie.

205. Little old me?

206. Willow.

207. Kerri Colby, come on over.

208. - Yes, bitch! - Kerri Colby.

209. Um, Alyssa.

210. - All right. - Okay.

211. Jorgeous.

212. - Oh! - Ooh!

213. Bitches, let's get lit.

214. So Orion and Jasmine are left.

215. I think... Orion.

216. - Okay. - All right.

217. - Okay.

218. I...

219. That means Jasmine Kennedie,

220. you get to choose which team you'd like to join.

221. Well, I think I'm actually gonna go with Willow's team.

222. I haven't worked with a lot of the girls yet,

223. so I wanna work with them.

224. Well, go on, then.

225. I didn't think she was gonna pick our team,

226. because how is she gonna work with Kornbread?

227. Racers, start your engines,

228. and may the best drag queen win.

229. It's gonna be interesting to see how this turns out.

230. Coming up...

231. I have so many ideas to brought into this tease.

232. Cha-cha-cha, I'm here, bitches, come on.

233. Try to do the split, and, like...

234. How about we come back to that?

235. Let's do this.

236. Sprint, bitch!

237. Today's maxi-challenge is a big one.

238. We have to come up with ideas,

239. create, write, and star in a teaser

240. for RuPaul's Drag Race Season 14.

241. That is a lot to do, okay?

242. That's a whole lot of moments.

243. Kornbread is being very, like...

244. whatever with me right now.

245. She's in her feels.

246. But I still choose being on her team

247. because I feel like I need to prove to her and those girls

248. that I'm a team player when it comes to teams,

249. and I'm not going to try to overrun people.

250. I'm gonna write all my questions down,

251. and then when everyone else is done,

252. I'm gonna, like, show you guys my questions and thoughts.

253. Because also, I know you guys didn't pick me,

254. but I actually went to college

255. for advertising and marketing communications,

256. so I'm very excited for this.

257. So I'm gonna, like, sit here, do that part,

258. and then I'm gonna come in

259. with, like, my two cents at the end of it.

260. Jasmine is sweet or whatever,

261. but it's just something there that just rubs me the wrong way.

262. It's like somebody bringing a tray of cookies to the thing,

263. and it's all these chocolate chips, snickerdoodles,

264. and these sugar cookies,

265. and then somebody hand you oatmeal raisin.

266. She very oatmeal raisin to me.

267. Has everyone seen Drop Dead Gorgeous?

268. - Yes. - I really wanna go,

269. like, a very, like, heightened versions of ourselves

270. that are just absolute trash TV.

271. I do some sketch comedy back home in Denver,

272. and I think this is gonna help me,

273. because I know what's gonna be funny in a short little video.

274. I have no problem being just absolutely ridiculous,

275. but I would like to stay pretty, if that's okay.

276. I don't think you could not be pretty, girl, like—

277. I can be ugly as hell, bitch.

278. Just go back to, like, five years ago.

279. I wanna be, like, baby slut,

280. post-verbal, just ah, ah, ah.

281. Little Jorgeous.

282. Oh, let me get myself together. Sorry, like—

283. Thinking about it is just, like...

284. Don't think. Don't stress out, girl.

285. - I know. - The gag is everybody in here

286. is just playing a heightened version of themselves.

287. - Bitch, just be Jorgeous. - I'm a little bit surprised

288. that Jorgeous is not bringing it as much as I thought she would.

289. I can tell that she's lacking a little bit of those guts

290. to just scream to the heavens, even if you look like a fool.

291. I was going to do

292. kind of like a very Kardashian West character,

293. super dramatic, I wanna, like—

294. Kerri, pause two seconds.

295. Sis, if you're writing,

296. that means you're not paying attention

297. to what the group is talking about.

298. So just hold your pen for a second,

299. and then jump in with us.

300. You got 10 questions already?

301. No, I'm writing what everybody's saying.

302. Yeah, no, just put the pen down, baby, join in.

303. You're good. Whew.

304. I think Kornbread comes into this moment

305. just being pissed at literally anything Jasmine is doing.

306. She's like, "Stop breathing over there.

307. I see you blinking, and it's taking up a lot of room."

308. So we have to start with mirror,

309. which the first mirror scene I'm seeing is more drama.

310. Do we kind of wanna play on what we were saying

311. with me talking too much this morning,

312. and have, like, me, Kornbread, and maybe Kerri possibly

313. going in and telling me to, like,

314. girl, you need to shut the fuck up sometimes.

315. I'm fine with that.

316. How do you feel about that, Kornbread?

317. I don't mind on the mirror one.

318. All right, let's put you there.

319. What if you're talking a mile a minute—

320. This is probably what you can write down

321. in your little notebook, girl,

322. so we can all be on the same page.

323. Yes, I thinking to start off,

324. like, if you sat there, like, I'll ask—

325. - I was about to— - Oh, I'm sorry.

326. Go ahead, go ahead.

327. Mm.

328. I'm a bit worried

329. that we can't just focus on what we're doing.

330. I feel like we have to keep on stopping

331. to sort of delicately deal

332. with the social dynamics of the table.

333. I'm gonna be the girl that takes myself way too seriously.

334. Also saying things that don't need to be said at that time.

335. Wait, are you in character right now or are you explaining?

336. Oh, God, where's this gonna go?

337. So this is really about showing, like, personality, bitch.

338. Like, don't hold back.

339. - We have to go to, like, 11. - Yeah.

340. I am not an actor.

341. Well, hold on.

342. I'm not gonna say I'm not an actor,

343. because I'm a firm believer

344. in just because you haven't done something

345. does not mean that you cannot do it.

346. You just haven't done it yet.

347. In this one, we can do, like, a callback

348. to, like, an iconic moment.

349. Kind of like how, like, I don't have a sugar daddy,

350. I don't have a sugar daddy,

351. but, like, I don't have a something else.

352. There's so many iconic moments,

353. but we know we wanna use one of the most iconic of all.

354. When Shangela stands up against Mimi Imfurst and goes...

355. I don't have a sugar daddy. If I wanted a sugar daddy,

356. yes, I probably can go out and get one,

357. because I am what? Sickening, bitch!

358. Ooh, we could say something like,

359. I don't have a meaty tuck. I've never had a meaty tuck.

360. If I wanted a meaty tuck, I could make it meaty.

361. - Aah! - Yeah.

362. I love you!

363. Maddy has some amazing ideas.

364. There's some good stuff in that brain.

365. Can you do the worm?

366. I can try to do the worm.

367. - You do splits? - I can't do splits.

368. That's the thing. Like, try to do a split,

369. and like...

370. I feel like the worm

371. would be a little bit funnier than a split, personally.

372. - I agree. - Yeah.

373. - Like a what? - A worm.

374. Okay.

375. I have so many ideas to brought into this tease,

376. but I don't get the approval from the other girls.

377. We need to create a big fight.

378. Maybe you can talk about, like, oh, she's a Latina.

379. You know, she doesn't speak English, blah, blah, blah.

380. And I was, what did you say, bitch?

381. Blah, blah, blah, like, you know?

382. I think it should be something a little more—

383. It should be more cutthroat.

384. I think the girls, they might be thinking

385. that I'm only a beauty queen, blah, blah, blah.

386. I'm here to prove them that I can do more than that.

387. I mention something like for being so refined,

388. look at her face.

389. I can, like, exaggerate my makeup

390. and be, like, a clowny Latina kind of thing,

391. and you, like, criticize me.

392. Like, she called her, like, a pageant,

393. but her makeup was like a clown, you know what I mean?

394. How about we come back to that?

395. I think Alyssa knows

396. that she is in a group

397. with a lot of big personalities,

398. and that she's going to have to be a character

399. that is going to stand out.

400. We'll see.

401. Cha-cha-cha, I'm here, bitches, come on!

402. Coming up...

403. Action!

404. This is not RuPaul's Southern Hospitality Race!

405. I'm straight, too!

406. - Oh! - What?

407. Y'all the ones that are talking the whole time.

408. You're supposed to continue to rant.

409. Oh, sorry.

410. Today's maxi-challenge is a super tease

411. for Season 14 of RuPaul's Drag Race.

412. We are finally in our half-baked drag,

413. and we're ready to start shooting our mirror scenes

414. with Michelle and Carson.

415. Hey, Team Willow.

416. - Hi! - Hey!

417. Carson and I are here to help you shoot

418. your super teases!

419. Yes, and we need lots of drama, over-the-top moments.

420. Be yourselves, only more so.

421. Who's up first?

422. All right, so we three are in the same—

423. we're having a catfight.

424. Okay, so let's take a look, and we'll go from there.

425. - Okay. - Yeah.

426. I am definitely excited to show the girls my abilities.

427. I also am a little hesitant

428. because of what they said earlier.

429. And action.

430. Girls, I cannot wait to be computer-matched after this.

431. Girl, I wanna do a presentation, I wanna do swimwear,

432. I wanna do gowns, I wanna do everything!

433. Miss Thing, do you ever shut the hell up?

434. - What? - Yeah, girl.

435. You really been talking so much, my ears are starting to bleed.

436. Me? Y'all the ones that are talking the whole time!

437. You're supposed to continue to rant.

438. Oh, sorry. I didn't know. Sorry.

439. You're supposed to just keep talking and talking and talking.

440. So, wait. So what happened?

441. She's supposed to keep talking and talking and talking

442. till we get, like, mad and be, like, shut up.

443. This the first time she been quiet.

444. Just take a deep breath, slow it down,

445. and keep that chatter going the entire time.

446. Perfect. Awesome. Thank you.

447. Take two. Action.

448. Girl, do you ever shut up?

449. Yeah, girl, you been talking so much,

450. you're making my ears bleed!

451. Me? Y'all the ones talking all the time, girl.

452. Kiki, yah, yah, yah, ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka.

453. - Shut up! - Shut up!

454. Do y'all think I'll be in the bottom this week?

455. - Cut. - That was great.

456. Cute.

457. Jasmine is actually doing really good,

458. because she's just talking a lot.

459. And I feel like we work very well together,

460. which was shocking.

461. Hi, Team Maddy Morphosis.

462. - Hey! - Hi!

463. Time for your Untuckedmoments for your super tease.

464. I'm a little nervous because I've never been on a set before.

465. Although it looks like the werkroom.

466. Teases need to be full of drama.

467. Just, you know, big energy that builds.

468. So don't forget to bring it.

469. First scene, who's up first?

470. - Me and Angie. - Okay.

471. We're getting a catfight. Is that what this is about?

472. Yes, you're about to get a real moment.

473. Helen Lawson in the ladies room.

474. Oh, yeah. Whatever that means, uh-huh.

475. All right, here we go, kids. And acción.

476. So, guys, who in the group is gonna be in the bottom tonight?

477. I do not want anyone to go home.

478. I just love y'all so much, and—

479. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

480. You're trying to do all of this.

481. I need you to be your fucking self.

482. Let me tell you something, you ugly bitch.

483. Help me up.

484. I will whup yo ass.

485. You don't know me. I am from Bethlehem.

486. Uh-huh. You're lucky I got my good bra on.

487. Cut! That was very real.

488. Like, I believed that. And you're from Bethlehem?

489. Should I just say Sparta or—

490. - That could be funny. - Okay, hey.

491. Okay, here we go. And action.

492. You do not know me!

493. - Bitch, help me up. - You do not know me, bitch!

494. Help me, help me up.

495. I am from Sparta!

496. - Bitch, hold up. - Get off of me!

497. This is not RuPaul's Southern Hospitality Race!

498. Angeria is turning it the fuck out.

499. - Yeah, I think it's great. - Yeah.

500. Let's see what the rest of you've got.

501. And action.

502. I grew up in a very liberal family,

503. and when I came out as straight, my dads disowned me.

504. I just wanna let you know we're all very glad you're here,

505. but me in particular,

506. because, you guys, I have something to admit.

507. I'm straight, too!

508. - What? - What?

509. - Cut! - All right.

510. Maddy, that was very funny when you said, "My dads."

511. That's an extra layer of funny.

512. Despite being in the bottom last week,

513. Maddy's honestly killing it.

514. Okay, the next scene is what?

515. Me and Orion.

516. - It's a shade-throwing moment. - Yeah.

517. Okay, let's run through it.

518. So, bitch, I think you might be in the bottom.

519. Because with that tuck,

520. maybe you're gonna work in a deli, bitch.

521. I have never had a meaty tuck.

522. If I wanted to get a meaty tuck,

523. I would go out and get a meaty tuck.

524. Um... so you forgot an important part of the line.

525. What?

526. She left out the "meaty tuck" part.

527. - Right. - So if you don't say "meaty,"

528. we won't get the "deli."

529. Otherwise, you just said, "You should be working at a deli,"

530. and we're, like, why should she work in a deli?

531. No, no, no, okay, okay, let me try again.

532. Because with that meaty tuck.

533. Alyssa is being over the top and dramatic.

534. You stupid bitch! What are you doing to me?

535. But she doesn't have that build.

536. There's not really, like, any, like, peaks and valleys.

537. All right, Team Willow,

538. it's time to shoot your Untuckedscenes.

539. For this one, I have the realization

540. that this is RuPaul's Drag Race,

541. and I thought I was on the wrong show.

542. That's the shocking revelation.

543. - Yes. - Okay.

544. So, ladies, what challenges

545. are we excited for coming up this season?

546. I know for me it's the ball.

547. I wanna sew, sew, sew!

548. Sewing, bitch, I sewed this myself.

549. - Ooh! - You did?

550. Sewing? I thought this was the Bitchelor.

551. Where's Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman?

552. Girl, you got the wrong TV show.

553. Jeffrey! Jeffrey!

554. - Jeffrey? - Jeffrey, where are you?

555. Look under the table.

556. He might be under this table.

557. I think he's...

558. Could he be here?

559. - No! - What about here?

560. Oh, Lord.

561. Miss Willow, baby, use a key, Miss Thing.

562. Is he behind your hair?

563. Jeffrey!

564. Where's Jeffrey?

565. - Is he in here?

566. Please, Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman!

567. And cut!

568. That was really good.

569. - Yay! - Let's move on.

570. So our next scene is intense shade.

571. - That's me and you. - That's me and Kerri.

572. Okay, let's try it. Action.

573. Ooh, oh.

574. Girl, can you shut the hell up?

575. Sounding over there like a baby, bitch.

576. That's a lot coming from a filler queen,

577. and I'm not talking about your face.

578. Let me tell you something,

579. Miss Bitch Only a Mama's Face Could Love—

580. I said that so wrong.

581. Bitch with a face only a mama could love.

582. Don't let your hair get in your way.

583. Okay.

584. You're paying way too much attention to it.

585. It'll just be flipped back.

586. Do it like Cher would do.

587. Ohh.

588. That's a lot coming from you,

589. the bitch with a face only a mother could love.

590. And cut. Try not to get tongue-tied.

591. - You're thinking too much. - Yeah.

592. You're reading a bitch. Don't even think about it.

593. Just read her.

594. You're the bitch with a face only a mother could love. Okay.

595. Are you all right, Kerri? You got it?

596. Yes.

597. Kerri pitched me this completely indulged in herself character,

598. but there's not quite enough dimension and fun

599. to the character.

600. Okay, moving on. Next one.

601. No, girl, I just think that you, like, might be in the bottom.

602. Girl, why you think I should be in the bottom?

603. The hair.

604. Girl, this hair is sitting right, bitch.

605. And then, like, what about these?

606. Bitch, it's a wormhole, ho.

607. As I'm doing the challenge,

608. I definitely feel like

609. I'm... I'm not sure if they like it or not.

610. I might wanna get a little bit personal with you.

611. Girl, you better not, you bitch!

612. I just really hope it's good—it's good enough.

613. Oh, catfight.

614. Okay, I think that will cut into something.

615. Who's up next, y'all?

616. I have the legendary rant moment,

617. and I'm playing off of Silky's whole moment.

618. If we had to lip sync, I was ready to do so.

619. If I would have lip synced

620. for my motherfucking life today, bitch,

621. I was motherfucking ready!

622. I was ready to do so!

623. When nobody even asked the bitch to lip sync?

624. - Right. - Great.

625. All right, here we go. Action.

626. Well, real tea now.

627. Who do y'all think is in the bottom?

628. Uh, bottom.

629. - Kornbread. - Kornbread!

630. What you mean, y'all think I'm in the bottom?

631. You know, them judges asked us if we needed to eat,

632. I would have ate all you ho's, bitch.

633. Show me your rolls.

634. Bitch, you ain't got rolls like me, bitch, do you?

635. If the judges said we needed to eat, I woulda eat.

636. Show me your chops!

637. Bitch, I got pork chops, ho!

638. This thing with Kornbread in this challenge

639. is she is very funny.

640. You got anything in your titties?

641. No, bitch I got shit in my titties, too.

642. Look, we got fish and chips, ho.

643. But I don't think she has any levels.

644. It's not anything

645. other than just Kornbread on a normal day.

646. I got potatoes in my titties. Watch.

647. - Mashed potato, ho! - Cut.

648. I'm gonna assume that was a single take thing.

649. It's hard to tell what this finished product

650. is gonna look like.

651. Thank you. Thank you, ladies. That's a wrap.

652. There were moments where we were not funny at all,

653. and there were moments where we were hilarious.

654. See you on the main stage.

655. And so, I can't wait

656. to see what the hell we just did.

657. Coming up...

658. Ooh, girl.

659. Bitch, is that for real?

660. I don't know what's about to take place,

661. but, girl, I don't think I'm ready.

662. I don't think nobody ready.

663. Ooh, another day, ladies.

664. Ooh, we're here!

665. It is another elimination day,

666. and one of these ho's gonna have to sashay away.

667. We're walking into the werkroom,

668. and after filming everything, my body is aching.

669. But I don't wanna complain

670. because I'm not the complaining type.

671. I do not feel good

672. about what I did in the super tease,

673. but I'm excited, because today's runway

674. is the Night of A Thousand JLos.

675. Let's get into this mug, bitch!

676. Let's get loud, as JLo would say.

677. I've done two pageants.

678. One of them was a celebrity impersonation pageant.

679. I did JLo, of course, and I won.

680. That's just me. I'm JLo.

681. So I'm just like, fuck,

682. I have so much pressure on my ass right now.

683. I really do need to bring it this runway.

684. - Can I say this, Jasmine? - Yeah.

685. I was really confused when you did go to the other team,

686. because I was like, is this a tactic she's playing?

687. When I was picked last, I wanted to prove

688. that, like, I can quiet down

689. when it comes to, like, a team thing.

690. So I'm definitely trying to ask a question,

691. listen to what a girl has to say,

692. and then respond.

693. Because running my mouth back and forth,

694. it's not really conducive for a work environment,

695. and on top of it, not conducive

696. to start relationships and friendships, you know?

697. You and Miss Bread had a little bit of an intense start,

698. but I do think, like, by the end of it,

699. both of you had, like, figured out

700. how do we, like, work together?

701. All tea, like, I wanted to prove

702. that I can sit back and listen

703. and at the same time

704. put my two cents in when it's needed, rather than—

705. I'm still waiting on the sitting back and listening part.

706. You still talk a lot, but it ain't too bad, bitch.

707. I don't think there's any tension

708. between Jasmine Kennedie and I.

709. I actually think we all mesh pretty well together.

710. Now, I will say this.

711. If we got paid for words, Jasmine Kennedie would be rich.

712. - So, Miss Maddy. - Yes?

713. Do you have your dad's support, like, as a drag queen?

714. I've always been, like, really close to my dad.

715. He was, like, my idol growing up.

716. I honestly don't know 100% how he feels

717. about me doing drag, but I know he supports me in general.

718. - We need that support. - Yeah.

719. Like, I'm very lucky to have a father that supports me a lot.

720. Like, it's crazy, because I was, like, 15 years old,

721. and, you know, as a young kid,

722. I put some porn things in my computer,

723. and my dad one day, he saw all the things.

724. Like the dicks and—

725. So my dad told me, can you—can we talk?

726. And I was, fuck.

727. I was busted.

728. And I was, "Papi, no, I have a girlfriend, Papi.

729. No, I'm not gay," blah, blah, blah.

730. And he told me, "I am like you."

731. Like, "I'm gay."

732. Wait. So you and your dad,

733. you basically, like, came out to each other?

734. Yeah.

735. - Yeah. Yeah, literally. - That's crazy.

736. That's so crazy.

737. He, you know, hugged me.

738. And he told me, "I'm here for you."

739. Like, "Don't be afraid of being you."

740. My dad is my best friend,

741. goes to my shows and my pageants.

742. My dad is the reason that I am very strong in life.

743. He teach me a lot to be a strong person,

744. and just to follow my dreams.

745. I am very grateful

746. to have my pageant queen mom and my gay father.

747. It's, like, a great combination.

748. It's a perfect combination.

749. I'm here for a reason.

750. The auntie corner, bitch.

751. Alyssa got a nice little package on her.

752. Sho' do.

753. What? What did you say?

754. I said you got a nice little package on you, bitch.

755. How did you saw it?

756. I'm a birdwatcher, honey.

757. There ain't no male-gendered anything around me

758. that does not get scoped for a second, bitch.

759. I am a birdwatcher.

760. At this point, we are on

761. a whole 'nother level of auntie energy, bitch,

762. and you know aunties.

763. We're here to talk a little shit,

764. give a little advice,

765. give you a hug if you need it,

766. and we're gonna have some fun,

767. 'cause we're trying to get to heaven, bitch.

768. Baby, I was watching the birds today.

769. The owl was poking out the tree, hon, talking hoo-hoo.

770. Owls, woodpeckers, bitch, just everything.

771. Going hoo, hoo. Hoo hoo there?

772. What's a woodpecker?

773. What do you mean by that?

774. We're talking about being birdwatchers.

775. What is that lingo? What does that mean?

776. Birdwatcher means you watching the boys' birds, girl.

777. - Gray sweatpants. - The birds.

778. Yeah, we gotta look for it.

779. Look for it, find it?

780. Yeah, we're like, bitch, yeah, we're watching birds, girl.

781. Not like toucans.

782. My favorite bird to watch is a ostrich, bitch.

783. Oh, a long neck.

784. - Yes.

785. And a big body.

786. Ooh, girl.

787. She done already done had herses.

788. - What? - Is that a glitch?

789. Bitch, is that for real?

790. I don't know what's about to take place,

791. but, girl, I don't think I'm ready.

792. I don't think nobody ready.

793. Aah!

794. Hey, queens.

795. JLo. Oh, my...

796. She looks so good.

797. She's glowing, the hair's right.

798. I lo-lo-love her.

799. I hear you're doing A Night of A Thousand JLos.

800. Yes, ma'am.

801. I am so excited for this.

802. It's gonna be an honor to see you all

803. serving up my favorite looks from the past.

804. But before we get this party started,

805. I wanna give you a little advice

806. from one queen to another.

807. - Don't be afraid to get loud.

808. Be proud, and shake it.

809. Now go out there and be fierce.

810. - Yes! - But not too fierce.

811. There can only be one Jenny from the block.

812. Marry me, JLo!

813. Okay, queens, make me proud and have fun.

814. Seeing JLo gives me a new excitement

815. about hitting this runway,

816. because we did struggle a little bit throughout the day,

817. and right now, I'm just gonna focus on

818. giving you JLo glamour and beauty,

819. and hope that we can make up for it with that.

820. Coming up...

821. This JLo look is beautiful.

822. This is a look that is not Jennifer.

823. I don't wanna see any more flip-flops on my stage!

824. - Werk it! - We are in Xanadu!

825. Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race.

826. Michelle Visage. Now, do you consider yourself a tease?

827. Well, there are worse things I could do

828. than go with a boy or two... thousand.

829. And the hilarious Ross Mathews.

830. Ross, have you ever met JLo?

831. Have I met her?

832. Ru, I was engaged to her!

833. How'd that work out?

834. Same old story. Two tops.

835. And everybody say Loni Love!

836. Loni, welcome back.

837. Oh, Ru, I never left.

838. I've been here since Season 13.

839. See, if you stay ready,

840. you ain't never got to get ready.

841. That's right. There you go.

842. This week we challenged our queens

843. to create two gag-worthy Season 14 super teases.

844. And tonight on the runway,

845. category is Night of A Thousand JLos.

846. Ooh!

847. Racers, start your engines,

848. and may the best drag queen win.

849. First up, Willow Pill, JLo, Grammys, 1998.

850. Butterflies? Take that, Mariah!

851. I am loving my JLo look.

852. There's something very sweet and virginal about it.

853. I've got my little butterflies on my toes and on my purse.

854. I've got my ass.

855. Of course, you have to have the ass if you're gonna be JLo.

856. Ooh, look at all that ass.

857. Oh, there's always room for JLo.

858. Kornbread with a "K," Met Gala, 2018.

859. Well, you know, the theme that year was heavenly booties.

860. Oh, baby, y'all can't take it.

861. I got the cross written up on this chest

862. because y'all know I'm a holy ho.

863. It is black stones all over this mesh,

864. so I'm feeling my body and my oats.

865. The holy trinity: hot water, cornbread, kush.

866. Lady Camden, Awards, 2019.

867. Someone's got a coral fixation.

868. To me, this is such a moment

869. of glamour and color,

870. but it also was, like, a little sporty kind of silhouette.

871. And honestly, this color is just so gorgeous.

872. I feel so expensive.

873. She's just Genie from the block.

874. I wonder if this was made in Manhattan?

875. Bosco. 2009 Golden Globes.

876. Oh, this gold thing?

877. This is the JLo fantasy

878. through the lens that is Bosco.

879. I am serving wet gold Versace, rich as fucking luxury.

880. And I absolutely have my Golden Globes front and center.

881. Putting the ass

882. in the Hollywood Foreign Press Ass-ociation.

883. Long way to go, but there was a payoff.

884. We got you there. I got you there.

885. Kerri Colby, Versace, Spring 2020.

886. Oh, I've never seen this one before.

887. Bitch, nobody's gonna be giving more JLo than me.

888. I am presenting you

889. the 2020 Versace redemption runway dress.

890. IfVogue does not repost this, I'm going to lose my shit.

891. This is the dress that launched Google Image Search.

892. I remember.

893. Jorgeous, Super Bowl 2020.

894. She's doing some self-reflection.

895. Girl, I am living my JLo fantasy.

896. I'm giving you some dance moves that JLo actually does.

897. I want the judges to get every angle of this outfit,

898. because, girl, it's shining in the right places.

899. I'm showing body, bitch.

900. I'm selling you JLo down.

901. Well, once a flygirl, always a flygirl.

902. That's right.

903. This is her second act.

904. Ah, I love it.

905. Jasmine Kennedie, AMAs, 2015.

906. She's in the pocket.

907. This gown is beautifully constructed.

908. It is a high-collared Christian Dior silhouette,

909. and the shoes, if you peep the bottom, are Louboutins.

910. I just feel JLorgeous.

911. J-Sparkle.

912. Maddy Morphosis, 2021 Inauguration.

913. Is someone gonna tell her it's after Labor Day?

914. I have just stepped out on the Capitol steps

915. in all white, from my white beret

916. all the way own to my sequined white palazzo pants.

917. I am feeling elegant, and just like JLo at the Inauguration,

918. the moment is all about me right now.

919. Sing "America the Bootyful."

920. DeJa Skye, VMAs, 2018.

921. Are you mad at me?

922. You keep giving me a gold shoulder.

923. I stomp onto this runway, and bam, that's right,

924. I am a thick-ass JLo.

925. And you can't take this makeup, bitch, because it's on fleek.

926. Do people say that anymore?

927. She's just Jenny from the tuck.

928. Daya Betty, Super Bowl 2020.

929. Is the bike still running?

930. I have this beautiful, vivacious JLo wig,

931. I have a nice, big booty, so I'm feeling sexy

932. and I'm giving you Betty from the block.

933. You know who won the 2020 Super Bowl?

934. - Who? - JLo.

935. Angeria Paris VanMicheals, Met Gala, 2019.

936. Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got.

937. And by "rocks," you mean "titties," right?

938. Baby, she don't need no hair.

939. I got me a whole rhinestone wig.

940. The dress is fitted, she is sparkling down this runway.

941. I'm giving you class and sass and ass. Yes!

942. Love don't cost a thing, but she do.

943. Mm-hmm.

944. Alyssa Hunter, 2018 Billboard Awards.

945. - !¡Dinero! - Yes!

946. Oh, she a hustler.

947. I feel like a rich bitch right now.

948. I love the pants with the hat.

949. I'm feeling my gangster vibe,

950. and then, pop, I have revealed bling, bling, bling.

951. Baby, you can't say me anything.

952. Fedora?

953. I don't even know her!

954. Orion Story, HRC Dinner, 2013.

955. Jennifer at a dinner-fer.

956. I am just giving you all of the glamour tonight.

957. It's a full red velvet gown

958. with hand-stoned vine work done by me.

959. Baby, it's over.

960. It looks like she's got great circulation.

961. That reminds me. I gotta de-vein my shrimp.

962. Coming up...

963. You look so beautiful.

964. Sexy, it's her.

965. Two words: Gorg Orwell.

966. Welcome, ladies.

967. Let's take a look

968. at the Drag Race Season 14 super tease

969. by Team Willow Pill.

970. This season on RuPaul'sDrag Race,

971. a new batch of bitches is here to claim the crown.

972. Here comes America's sweetheart.

973. If y'all wanna pop, you came to the wrong place,

974. Ow.

975. My catheter is leaking.

976. This group is b-b-busted.

977. With talent that will leave you gagging.

978. This one's for Carson.

979. More catfights...

980. I miss my boyfriend so much.

981. I just wanna cuddle him, hug him, squeeze him—

982. - Shut up! - Shut up!

983. You're the one with the face

984. only a mother could love, bitch!

985. Who needs a face

986. when you have a body like peeled string cheese?

987. Girl, what the fuck kind of body is this?

988. Bitch, I know you like this. It's a lot of ass, ho.

989. I'm gonna need some sugar for this pipin' hot tea.

990. More shocking revelations...

991. What is RuPaul's Drag Race?

992. I thought this was the Bitchelor.

993. I was promised a chance at love and a daily meal voucher.

994. Where's Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman? Jeffrey?

995. Where are you, baby? Jeffrey?

996. Jeffrey, are you in here?

997. I cannot find him!

998. And the most insincere apology inDrag Race herstory!

999. I am so sorry, girl,

1000. that you are not me.

1001. It must be so hard for you to look in the mirror

1002. and not see what I see.

1003. Girl, I hope she knows

1004. that she ain't the only gorgeous one up in this gig, mama.

1005. And challenges too hot for TV!

1006. Nurse? Nurse!

1007. I don't really know if I'm qualified to be a brain surgeon,

1008. but I really don't wanna go home tonight.

1009. Y'all had a fat bitch out there running.

1010. I needed a snack.

1011. Wait for me!

1012. Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the runway—

1013. I don't wanna see any more flip-flops on my stage!

1014. Plus, a whole lot of ugly crying.

1015. No!

1016. Aah!

1017. God bless America.

1018. Fasten yo seatbelts

1019. and get ready for the ride of yo mother-tuckin' life.

1020. Oh, and remember, if you're not watchingUntucked,

1021. you're only getting half the story.

1022. If the judges said we needed to eat, I woulda eat.

1023. Show me your chops.

1024. Bitch, I got pork chops, ho!

1025. Where the fuck did she get the pork chops?

1026. Show me your fish and chips, motherfucker!

1027. RuPaul's Drag Race Season 14:

1028. Don't say we didn't warn you.

1029. I need love!

1030. Whoo!

1031. All right, next up, Team Maddy Morphosis.

1032. This season onRuPaul's Drag Race,

1033. a new batch of bitches is here to claim the crown.

1034. La Latina's in the house, !¡puñeta!

1035. The dancing queen is here.

1036. Is this the audition for AJ and the Queen?

1037. They better bring in the tissues,

1038. because we got a lot of boogers up in here.

1039. With talent that will leave you gagging.

1040. There was not even a fucking trace of a tune in there.

1041. - What? - More drama...

1042. You were the reason that the fight started.

1043. Let me tell you something, you ugly bitch.

1044. I will whup yo ass!

1045. I am from Sparta!

1046. I'll stomp on you like Godzilla!

1047. This is not RuPaul's Southern Hospitality Race!

1048. You're lucky I got my good bra on.

1049. Girl, get off of me.

1050. More confessions...

1051. It's been really hard to say this, but...

1052. I'm straight, too.

1053. Not only is Orion my drag persona...

1054. she's actually the love of my life.

1055. - Oh! - Ooh!

1056. And the most insincere confession

1057. inDrag Race herstory.

1058. This is very emotional for me,

1059. because I was born at a very young age.

1060. The first two years of my life, I couldn't even walk.

1061. I couldn't even fend for myself.

1062. There would be times—

1063. I remember it so well—

1064. there would be times that I would wake up

1065. and there would just be shit in my pants.

1066. Look on the bright side.

1067. You've really grown... a lot.

1068. And challenges that will make you wonder

1069. who's coming up with this stuff?

1070. Oh, she's bucking!

1071. Gimme sexy cat using a litterbox.

1072. I love it.

1073. And just when you thought

1074. it was safe to go back to the runway—

1075. I worked really, really hard on this outfit.

1076. Silence! To put you in your place,

1077. you'll be lip syncing for your life

1078. against me.

1079. Plus, a whole lot of ugly crying.

1080. Fasten yo seatbelts

1081. and get ready for the ride of your mother-tuckin' life.

1082. - Bitch! - Oh!

1083. !¡Ai, estúpida!

1084. Why did you do that to me?

1085. RuPaul's Drag Race Season 14:

1086. The struggle is real, henny.

1087. I don't wanna do this anymore.

1088. Aah!

1089. Oh, my God!

1090. I really love an educational program.

1091. Coming up...

1092. - You're a little actress. - I believed every word you said.

1093. You can do more than just the food jokes.

1094. Ladies, this week you competed as teams,

1095. but tonight you'll be judged individually.

1096. When I call your name, please step forward.

1097. Lady Camden.

1098. Bosco.

1099. Jorgeous.

1100. Jasmine Kennedie.

1101. Maddy Morphosis.

1102. Daya Betty.

1103. Orion Story.

1104. Ladies, you are safe.

1105. You may leave the stage.

1106. Now it's time for the judges' critiques,

1107. starting with Willow Pill.

1108. I'm the comedy person, and this acting challenge,

1109. you just went all-in, and it actually made me laugh out loud.

1110. It's a ridiculous scenario.

1111. I was promised a daily meal voucher.

1112. But if you can sell it, it works,

1113. and tonight, it just worked for you.

1114. You're a little actress.

1115. And tonight on the runway,

1116. this is a look that is not so top-of-mind

1117. when you think of Jennifer, and I thought you did it drag.

1118. Why'd you pick that look of all JLo's looks?

1119. I think because it's a little bit ugly.

1120. Thank you.

1121. Up next, Kornbread with a "K."

1122. Hey.

1123. Tonight, you look so beautiful.

1124. - Thank you. - I think it's really true

1125. to the inspiration of JLo's look.

1126. In the challenge, you were fun to watch.

1127. Thank you.

1128. But you tend to go right to 100

1129. instead of just gassing it a little bit.

1130. So I think we needed a little more texture and color

1131. instead of all the way there.

1132. I would not be a comic

1133. if I didn't tell you what I'm about to tell you.

1134. I know that you can do more than just the food jokes.

1135. Fat jokes are funny, but if you wanna stay here,

1136. you're gonna have to trust yourself

1137. to do other things that isn't one-note.

1138. I think it's time for you to show

1139. some of the things that you may be afraid to show.

1140. Not just for this competition, just for you.

1141. It's just every time I get on the stage,

1142. it's like I'm over-filled with emotion.

1143. The first week, when I was, like, extremely happy,

1144. I think that opened up a box of emotions

1145. I didn't know were there.

1146. Because where I'm from and how I was raised up,

1147. you're not allowed to show happiness.

1148. But, like, also, that opened up the box

1149. of how much shit I've dealt with in my life.

1150. Yes. Yes.

1151. And I thought I got over it because I pushed it away.

1152. And, like, now coming here,

1153. and it's just, like, listening to everybody's stories,

1154. they clicked something in me.

1155. And I just think about young me

1156. not being able to talk to anybody.

1157. I'm so sorry.

1158. You never have to apologize for emotion.

1159. It's just, like, I'm so used to

1160. not being able to cry in front of people.

1161. I know that I got some shit I'm dealing with,

1162. but I do think releasing it

1163. will open up a more wider Kornbread,

1164. if it can get any wider than what it is right now.

1165. This is the beginning of the healing right here,

1166. and not shaming the vulnerability.

1167. You did what you had to do to get here.

1168. Now you're here.

1169. Now let the healing begin, and let the water flow.

1170. - That's right. - Let it flow.

1171. - Thank you, Kornbread. - Thank you.

1172. Up next, Kerri Colby.

1173. Hello.

1174. This is, of course, JLo's most infamous look,

1175. and to come out here and pull it off as good as she did

1176. is quite a triumph.

1177. Thank you.

1178. Even JLo's looking at you like, "Damn."

1179. A little birdie told me

1180. that you were saying that that was the Jennifer's original.

1181. So, this is—yeah, it actually is Jennifer's dress

1182. from her 2019 revival with Versace.

1183. It looks so beautiful on you.

1184. I think for you, Kerri,

1185. you want to be beautiful all the time.

1186. Yes.

1187. And I'm here to tell you you are.

1188. So let's just throw that away.

1189. In the challenge, you know,

1190. I was trying to tell you, just get ugly.

1191. If you let your guard down, you're gonna go so much further

1192. not only in this competition, but in life.

1193. I hear what Michelle's saying.

1194. When it's time to be funny and be vulnerable,

1195. I can see a hesitation.

1196. It just kind of fell flat.

1197. - You have the story to tell. - Yeah.

1198. Don't be afraid of the story.

1199. Allow us to fall in love with you,

1200. because you'll find that in that vulnerability,

1201. that's where the gold is.

1202. Thank you.

1203. Up next, DeJa Skye.

1204. Here's the deal with your performance in the super tease.

1205. It was so good

1206. because you didn't push.

1207. It just felt natural.

1208. Your instincts as an actor are just naturally believable,

1209. especially when you talk about you didn't even learn to walk

1210. for the first two years of your life.

1211. I couldn't even walk.

1212. You know, a lot of these JLo interpretations

1213. are pretty dead-on.

1214. In fact, one of them is the actual dress.

1215. Mm-hmm.

1216. This is a loose interpretation, and I actually wanna call JLo

1217. and be, like, "You should have done it like this."

1218. - Mm-hmm. - Beautiful.

1219. And I don't have JLo's number.

1220. - Thank you, DeJa. - Thank you.

1221. Angeria.

1222. Let me tell you something, you ugly bitch.

1223. That's my favorite line of the whole thing.

1224. Let me tell you something, you ugly bitch.

1225. Do you know how hard it is

1226. to just swing that big and hit like that?

1227. And it looked like a natural thing for you.

1228. I believed every word you said.

1229. I felt like you forgot the camera was there.

1230. When did you learn how to act?

1231. Uh, yesterday.

1232. And this JLo look, sexy, it's her, it's beautiful.

1233. This look, gor-ge-ous.

1234. Up next, Alyssa Hunter.

1235. Hola, hola.

1236. I love this look.

1237. I loved it on JLo, and I love it on you,

1238. because you have that moment, that reveal, that pow.

1239. It just works onstage.

1240. In your performance, what I loved about you, Alyssa,

1241. was you were ready to go for it, and you wanted to work hard.

1242. But I think what happened was

1243. you got into this high-pitched scream,

1244. very Yara Sofia, if you know what I mean,

1245. and you got stuck there.

1246. !¡Ai, estúpida!

1247. So every response was, "Ai-ai-ai,"

1248. instead of just really reacting.

1249. Don't go for the obvious sometimes.

1250. Sometimes go for something that's totally different,

1251. and you can even surprise yourself as well as the judges.

1252. Thank you.

1253. There's so many emotions right now.

1254. Since the beginning, it was hard to be here,

1255. because English is not my first language.

1256. And in an acting challenge, I know that I can do it more.

1257. Yes, we can tell you try hard, and you are fantastic.

1258. That's why I asked you here.

1259. But it's about all of these different nuances

1260. and shades and colors.

1261. That's what we wanna see.

1262. And unfortunately, we just saw one note.

1263. Thank you.

1264. All right. Thank you, ladies.

1265. I think we've hard enough.

1266. While you untuck in the werkroom,

1267. the judges and I will deliberate.

1268. All right, just between us squirrel friends,

1269. what do you think of our girls?

1270. Starting with Willow Pill.

1271. In the super tease, y'all, she was so great.

1272. I absolutely didn't see it coming.

1273. For her to bring back 1998 Jennifer Lopez, that's talent.

1274. I wrote down, "kind of ugly,"

1275. because that was the best answer.

1276. This is a queen who is very soulful.

1277. She could break the mold.

1278. You know, I just love Kornbread so much.

1279. It's so good, it's delicious.

1280. You know, I like to pour some butter and some syrup on mine.

1281. Jiffy cornbread.

1282. Well, I'm talking about the queen.

1283. - Oh, Kornbread with a "K." - Yeah.

1284. Kornbread is a powerhouse, but she's gotta learn

1285. that there is so much power in using different gears.

1286. Tonight, there was a breakthrough,

1287. and I'm hoping that her allowing herself to feel

1288. was the first step of the rest of her life,

1289. and hopefully, you know,

1290. a longer time in this competition,

1291. because she is really good.

1292. Kerri Colby.

1293. Two words: Gorg Orwell.

1294. That's it!

1295. You're so dumb.

1296. We know she's stunning,

1297. but the problem is is that all she is?

1298. Talk about commitment.

1299. You know, all the other queens did a JLo-inspired dress.

1300. That bitch wore JLo's dress!

1301. The fuck?

1302. She's gotta commit like that to every challenge,

1303. and that is gonna take her challenging herself.

1304. Mm-hmm. DeJa Skye.

1305. Her name may be DeJa Skye,

1306. but her head is not in the clouds.

1307. You saw that she was able to use different forms of comedy

1308. to where it wasn't one-note.

1309. On top of that, she interpreted JLo's outfit,

1310. and made it work for her.

1311. Two words for DeJa tonight:

1312. Gorg Takei.

1313. Oh, my God.

1314. Angeria.

1315. I mean, she came here to win this competition.

1316. She's letting these bitches know,

1317. get yourself in order,

1318. 'cause I'm not taking no prisoners.

1319. She had no problem getting ugly, getting dirty,

1320. and most importantly, getting funny.

1321. And then to come out on this runway and look like that?

1322. You wanna talk about Gorg of the Jungle?

1323. - Honey!

1324. She's gonna get Gorg R.R. Martin.

1325. Alyssa Hunter.

1326. I think Alyssa fell into that trap

1327. that a lot of queens fall into

1328. where they go to their crutch, and they do it at 100.

1329. So as an actor, you know,

1330. she's not George Clooney, but she did look Gorg Looney.

1331. - You tried. - I tried.

1332. When we need that trap door, it's never here.

1333. Silence! I've made my decision.

1334. Bring back my girls.

1335. Welcome back, ladies.

1336. I've made some decisions.

1337. DeJa Skye.

1338. You're safe.

1339. Thank you.

1340. You may join the other girls.

1341. Angeria.

1342. You put the super in super tease.

1343. Con-drag-ulations.

1344. You are the winner of this week's challenge.

1345. You've won a cash prize of $5,000.

1346. - Ooh! - Ow!

1347. My non-acting ass just won these people challenge.

1348. Whew, yes, I feel good.

1349. Willow Pill.

1350. You're safe.

1351. Thank you all so much.

1352. Thank you.

1353. Kornbread.

1354. The judges want to see more range.

1355. Kerri Colby.

1356. The judges want to see more vulnerability.

1357. Alyssa Hunter.

1358. The judges want to see more versatility.

1359. Kornbread.

1360. You are safe.

1361. You may join the other girls.

1362. I'm gonna watch this.

1363. Kerri Colby, Alyssa Hunter,

1364. I'm sorry, my dears, but you are up for elimination.

1365. I am definitely devastated.

1366. I'm also thinking how in the hell

1367. am I gonna lip sync in this dress?

1368. Because if I mess up this dress,

1369. I will literally— y'all will lose me.

1370. I won't be found. I'll be dead.

1371. Two queens stand before me.

1372. Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me

1373. and save yourself from elimination.

1374. The time has come...

1375. for you to lip sync...

1376. for your life!

1377. This is not my moment to go home.

1378. No, not yet.

1379. I'm gonna prove until the end

1380. that I deserve to be in this competition.

1381. Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

1382. Alyssa reaches for her money gun

1383. and just, plblblblblt.

1384. That money gun seemed like it's on lunch break, bitch,

1385. and it has not clocked back in.

1386. Yeah, that's the hotness right there.

1387. Yeah!

1388. Just play my... song!

1389. Ladies, I've made my decision.

1390. Kerri Colby, shantay you stay.

1391. You may join the other girls.

1392. Thank you so much.

1393. Thank you for letting me play another day.

1394. Alyssa Hunter.

1395. Now your fate rests in the hands of the drag gods.

1396. If you have the gold bar, you will be saved.

1397. You've been hiding your candy.

1398. Now...

1399. Let's see what you got.

1400. It's just chocolate.

1401. Alyssa Hunter, in any language,

1402. you are a star, baby.

1403. Thank you very much.

1404. Now sashay away.

1405. I just wanna say thank you

1406. for giving me this amazing opportunity.

1407. This experience transformed my life into a whole new level,

1408. and I'm very grateful from the bottom of my heart.

1409. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

1410. We love you, Alyssa.

1411. Love you, girls.

1412. From Puerto Rico, and now from the world.

1413. Love you!

1414. Hello.

1415. I'm feeling a little bit sad.

1416. But at the same time, I'm feeling very proud of myself

1417. just to be here

1418. and represent all of my beautiful Puerto Rican people.

1419. To all the Latin community, thanks for all the support.

1420. Believe in yourself, and be proud of who we are.

1421. Con-drag-ulations, ladies.

1422. And remember, if you can't love yourself,

1423. how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?

1424. Can I get an "amen" up in here?

1425. - Amen! - Amen!

1426. All right. Now let the music play!

1427. Next time onRuPaul's Drag Race...

1428. Please welcome Tempest DuJour, Jaymes Mansfield,

1429. and Kahmora Hall.

1430. You need to create a public service announcement

1431. for the Save a Queen organization.

1432. You're gonna be late! You're gonna be late!

1433. Aah!

1434. The queens were challenged to bring their best Gaga.

1435. It was so like The Count from Sesame Street.

1436. Start packing now.

1437. This look is to die for. I want it myself.

1438. It was so perfectly timed.

1439. Because of the way you talk, there's no energy.

1440. If they want scary Kerri,

1441. they about to get scary motherfucking Kerri.

1442. Aah!