1. Previously
on RuPaul's Drag Race...
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2. You'll be performing
the song Phenomenon.
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3. Rosé.
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4. Your voice is beautiful.
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5. Denali.
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6. I couldn't take my eyes off you.
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7. You're a winner, baby.
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8. The rest of you are safe.
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9. But starting next week,
heads will roll.
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10. Girl, the winner's circle
is here
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11. waiting for the B squad
to walk in,
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12. and right now, all
I can think about is, bitch,
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13. we look motherfucking good,
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14. and these girls are about
to gag when they walk in.
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15. It's gonna be the face crack
of the century.
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16. Are you girls
excited to see the girls
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17. that you specifically sent home?
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18. Yes.
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19. I feel like they gonna come
in being like daggers.
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20. Well, I mean,
they already lost one,
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21. so you already know they're
coming in here with a vengeance.
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22. - With a vengeance.
- Right, exactly.
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23. You must be freaking out
a little bit.
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24. I mean, it's more kind of,
like, a sickening feeling,
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25. because I kinda get
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26. to actually confront them
for the first time.
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27. Yeah, y'all have
some shit to talk about.
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28. Do you guys think I should be,
like, here when they come in?
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29. I think you should hide, bitch.
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30. You should hide.
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31. I think you should gag
the girls and hide.
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32. Yeah, go back there.
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33. Oh, my God,
they're gonna fucking die.
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34. - Y'all don't know I'm here.
- We don't know nothing.
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35. Don't be over there laughing
either, Miss Two-Twos.
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36. Elliott who?
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37. Hiding Elliott is so devious.
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38. This is so much fun.
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39. All right, girls,
put your faces on.
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40. Okay, that's what's up.
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41. Oh, look.
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42. I see.
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43. We walk into the werkroom
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44. and the fucking other half
of the cast is there
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45. staring at us
like fucking predators.
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46. What's up, girls?
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47. What up, bitches?
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48. Come on, come over here,
come over here!
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49. If it isn't the B squad!
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50. Oh!
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51. Oh, so that's how it is?
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52. - No, that's not how it is!
- Okay.
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53. If it isn't the "anywhere
to go but down" squad.
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54. The other group feels like
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55. there's this,
like, high-noseness.
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56. There is this, like,
air of, mm, we beat you,
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57. and you're gonna go home again.
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58. - Who won y'all's lip sync?
- I did.
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59. Who's the winner over here?
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60. - All right!
- Okay.
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61. Listen, I love to stir the pot.
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62. Wait, the real question
is, though,
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63. so I know some of y'all
sent one girl home, okay?
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64. I sent two girls home.
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65. So Miss Kahmora Hall,
if you're here,
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66. what'd you do with Elliott?
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67. We had to send one of us home,
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68. and unfortunately,
we ended up deciding on Elliott.
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69. What did you judge it on, like...
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70. First impressions.
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71. What was her impression
that sent her home?
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72. Um...
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73. - Elliott?
- Yeah.
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74. Um... that.
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75. I just didn't really get
what her drag style was.
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76. I'm just like, mm, mm, mm.
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77. Ooh, this is tasty, girl. Ha!
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78. What's up, B squad?
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79. How we doing?
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80. Y'all didn't expect to see me,
did you?
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81. The Porkchop queens are gooped
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82. when they see Elliott walk out.
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83. So we have a lot to talk about.
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84. Ooh! Come on, bitch!
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85. Lay it on the table.
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86. When it really comes down to it,
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87. I didn't have any time
to talk about myself,
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88. because I was the last one
in the room.
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89. Kahmora already knew
someone else,
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90. so she already was kind of,
like, good up in the gig.
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91. It was no malice behind it.
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92. It was gonna
have to be one of us.
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93. So why didn't you jump up?
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94. Oh!
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95. Because they didn't vote me.
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96. They voted you.
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97. She attacked the wrong one.
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98. All these chihuahuas beside me,
you gonna go for the pit bull?
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99. No, ma'am.
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100. I know Tamisha Iman
from back in Atlanta,
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101. and that bitch likes to fight.
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102. It was kind of shocking
when it was unanimous for me
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103. when y'all didn't know
nothing about me.
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104. But, you know, now I have
a first impression of all y'all,
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105. so it is what it is.
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106. Okay.
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107. Ooh, you girls are spicy, bitch.
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108. I think the other girls
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109. feel as though they have
the upper edge on us
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110. because they won
their challenge.
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111. Now we are all
the Season 13 sisters.
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112. - Yeah!
- Yeah!
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113. Season 13, bitches!
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114. There's several more rounds
to go in this race.
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115. The winner ofRuPaul's Drag Race
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116. receives a one-year supply
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117. of Anastasia Beverly Hills
cosmetics,
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118. and a cash prize of $100,000.
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119. With extra-special guest judge Loni Love.
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120. Okay! We're here, bitches!
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121. Whee!
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122. We're still here!
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123. Walking into this werkroom,
I think that the competition
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124. is about to get
next fucking level.
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125. We've got both groups together.
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126. Bitch, the room
is so full right now.
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127. So I'm gonna
have to work really hard
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128. to give 'em the that Joey Jay
experience, girl.
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129. - This is a diverse cast.
- It's a cute cast.
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130. Who's single?
Who's single in the group?
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131. Single-single! You are single.
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132. You're single-single. Single?
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133. You're single.
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134. Oh, my God, Joey Jay is so cute.
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135. And so feminine.
I love feminine boys.
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136. What made you scamper away?
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137. Kandy Muse is, like,
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138. a fun, rambunctious,
like, kid on the schoolyard.
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139. You know, I like that bitch.
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140. If I ain't gonna win the crown,
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141. I'm gonna win a man.
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142. Based on Kandy's reputation
in New York, I was worried.
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143. And so I almost feel a little
bad, because I judged her.
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144. I'm gonna say
you heard it here first.
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145. Tina Burner and Kandy Muse
are kiki sisters.
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146. Hello, hello, hello!
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147. You better come on!
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148. All my queens, together at last.
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149. - Yes!
- Yes!
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150. Now, as much as we've enjoyed
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151. taking the time to get to know
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152. your charisma, uniqueness,
nerve, and talent intimately,
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153. from this moment on,
we're putting the elimination
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154. back into this competition
officially.
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155. That's right.
Before this week is over,
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156. one of you will be going home
for good.
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157. Well, now that I've put you
all in a festive spirit...
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158. for this week's maxi-challenge
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159. you'll be starring
in cheesy holiday movies
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160. for my new media venture,
the RuPaulmark Channel.
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161. But we ain't doin'
one of those Christmas movies.
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162. Uh-uh. No, ma'am.
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163. We are disrupting
the marketplace
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164. with films that celebrate
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165. all the other holidays
of the year.
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166. Now, to mix up
the two groups of queens,
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167. I've taken the liberty
to assign teams.
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168. Shit. Here we go.
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169. Then each team will assign
the individual roles.
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170. The first team is Denali,
Elliott With 2 Ts,
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171. Kahmora Hall, and Olivia Lux.
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172. You'll be overacting
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173. in the Valentine's Day
tearjerker...
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174. Valentine.
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175. All right, next team
is LaLa Ri, Rosé, Symone...
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176. - Ooh.
- Yes, bitch.
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177. And Utica.
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178. Now, you'll be overacting
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179. in a soon-to-be-classic
Flag Day romantic adventure...
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180. And that means the third team
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181. is Gottmik, Joey Jay,
Kandy Muse...
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182. Eew.
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183. Tamisha Iman...
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184. And Tinta Burner.
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185. Tsss!
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186. You'll be acting a fool
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187. in a rom-com that
celebrates April Fool's Day.
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188. It's called...
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189. Last but not least,
to help you get into character,
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190. we've got wigs
provided by Wigs and Grace.
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191. - All right.
- Yeah.
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192. Racers, start your engines,
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193. and may the best drag queen win!
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194. Movie trailer one,
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195. Valentine's Day,
Misery Loves Company.
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196. Let's just read through it,
all right?
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197. So Misery and Ash have a fight.
That's kind of fun.
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198. I've never done
scripted acting before,
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199. but I'm not afraid
of a challenge.
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200. So I think I'll go ahead
and take Misery Love.
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201. - You wanna be Misery?
- I kinda do.
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202. Werk.
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203. I wanna prove that I'm more
than just a lip sync artist,
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204. that I can act.
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205. I absolutely feel ready
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206. to break into
the winner's circle.
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207. I'm gonna fight
40 times harder now
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208. to prove that I am a threat
in this competition.
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209. And not just a safe threat.
I'm a top threat.
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210. "Queen three,
Kewpie the Stupid Cupid.
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211. Total airhead
with a heart of gold."
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212. I feel that already.
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213. Because I actually am stupid.
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214. I love it!
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215. There's just something
really annoying
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216. about Elliott's voice
that I can't stand.
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217. Oh, my God!
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218. She uses the branch just like...
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219. That kind of nasally, like...
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220. Aah!
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221. I can't.
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222. Maybe we should just
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223. read through the whole thing
by ourselves,
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224. and then come together
at the end.
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225. I realize that it's
obviously a main character,
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226. but I didn't realize
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227. how many lines
this character was gonna have.
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228. This is a big role.
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229. It's kind of overwhelming.
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230. I definitely feel like
I have the biggest challenge
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231. with this character, though.
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232. Denali is definitely feeling it,
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233. and I think she's
kind of second-guessing
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234. the character she chose.
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235. Coming up...
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236. - Are you a Cher fan?
- I am.
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237. Can I hear
a little bit of your Cher?
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238. Whoa!
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239. I should never have sent a fool
to do a woman's job!
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240. I am so excited,
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241. because we're gonna be filming
some cheesy television.
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242. I hope I'm not
lactose intolerant.
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243. We got Whoopie Cushion,
we have Party Clown, Party Lady.
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244. "Everything she says
is delivered like a bad joke."
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245. I definitely want
Whoopie Cushion, hands down.
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246. The second I see
Miss Whoopie Cushion,
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247. I don't even
let a girl get a chance.
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248. Nope, she's mine.
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249. Are you already
highlighting your lines?
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250. - Mm-hmm.
- Bitch!
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251. Bitch, this is Kandy Muse
on paper.
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252. All right, so I'm definitely
happy with Whoopie.
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"I'm highlighting,
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254. this is my role,
get into it or get lost."
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255. And I'm like,
well, props to you.
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256. That was kind of everything.
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257. But also, not sure
if that's how that works.
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258. But okay.
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259. God Loves Flags.
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260. I wish every day were Flag Day!
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261. I didn't know Flag Day
was a real holiday.
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262. Like, this is news to me.
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263. Honestly, we never
been out of school
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264. for Flag Day, I don't think.
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265. As of midnight tonight,
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266. I'm tearing down
the flag fixture
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267. and putting a wall fixture
where the flag fix... wait.
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268. Did you just call me a bitch?
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269. We're doing an acting challenge.
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270. That means that the actresses
are gonna come out to play.
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271. Mayday! Mayday!
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272. That means it's gonna be
between me and Tina.
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273. I should never have sent a fool
to do a woman's job!
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274. We are both actresses,
we've got big personalities.
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275. I can already see her taking
the lead, being hilarious.
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276. So just in the back of my mind,
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277. I'm making sure that, like,
I'm doing the same exact thing.
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278. Whoo-hoo!
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279. Of course you know me.
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280. Hi-ee!
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281. - Hi!
- Hello.
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282. How are my lipstick
thespians doing?
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283. - Fantastic.
- Glossed and ready!
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284. Nevah bettah.
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285. All right, Flag team,
come on down.
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286. Hey, let's do it!
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287. Come on, flag.
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288. God Loves Flags,
and that's the truth.
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289. God do love some flags.
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290. That's right.
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291. Have you all spoken
with the other teams
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292. and compared scripts?
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293. - Mm-mm.
- Because little secret.
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294. As with all of those
type of movies,
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295. they're all very similar.
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296. If not exactly the same.
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297. So what we're looking for
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298. is for you as an actor
to take this role
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299. and turn it into something
really, really special.
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300. - LaLa Ri!
- Yes, hunty!
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301. Are those acrylics?
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302. No, they're press-ons.
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303. Are you wearing
press-on nails, too?
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304. No, these I got her done.
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305. - Those are acrylic.
- Mm-hmm.
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306. For the look and feel of what?
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307. A woman.
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308. Okay.
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309. And then there's that.
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310. That's called
method acting, you know.
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311. Oh, yes.
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312. Where you embody
the character. Nice.
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313. Now, Rosé, you have any
theater in your background?
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314. I consider myself, even
through drag, an actor first.
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315. - Oh, an actor first.
- An actor first, Mama.
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316. So, now, Rosé and Utica,
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317. you both voted for Elliott
With 2 Ts to go home.
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318. What made you decide on Elliott?
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319. I think that
between Elliott and I
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320. there was just
a very different vibe.
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321. I give a very warm energy and
she gives a very cold energy.
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322. That's... That's interesting.
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323. Utica, how do you feel
about this acting challenge?
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324. I am playing
a token, token queen.
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325. Oh, she tokes the marijuana.
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326. Have you ever
smoked weed before?
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327. Oh, my God, please do that
in your... your... your...
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328. Just let it all out.
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329. What it is that you do, do that.
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330. All right, ladies,
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331. Well, I'm gonna let you
get back to rehearsing.
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332. I can't wait to see what you do.
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333. - All right!
- Thanks, Ru.
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334. Hey, April Fools.
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335. - All right.
- Come on over.
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336. - Miss Kandy Muse.
- Hi.
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337. How short are those shorts
you have on?
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338. Um... a little panty.
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339. Well, it pays to advertise.
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340. - Ooh!
- Yes.
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341. Any acting in your background?
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342. I mean, I act like
I like these girls here,
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343. but besides that...
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344. Because the thing is that
you have so much personality,
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345. but can you turn it on
when they say "Okay, action."
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346. All right, so now Miss Tamisha.
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347. - Yes?
- What role are you playing?
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348. I'm Zoltina.
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349. That's the character
that's based on Cher.
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350. Can I hear
a little bit of your Cher?
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351. Snap out of it!
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352. Yeah. Uh, yeah,
but better than that.
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353. Whoa.
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354. - Are you a Cher fan?
- I am.
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but don't do Believe.
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359. - She ain't no Cher fan!
- I'm a Cher fan at heart.
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360. - No, you ain't.
- Yes, I am.
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you know everything about them?
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363. Natalie Cole.
I'm a big fan of Natalie Cole.
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365. or your interpretation of Cher.
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366. Gotcha.
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367. You know, do it
however you can get there.
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368. And this is for all y'all.
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369. However you can get there,
get there.
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370. So, Gottmik,
what role are you playing?
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371. I'm playing April Fool.
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372. You wound up with so many lines.
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to remember them?
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374. I have a pretty good memory,
so I think I got it.
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376. So who were the three artists
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377. Tamisha would have rather done.
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378. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, Patti Labelle.
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379. Uh-huh.
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380. And then I got so distracted
by your gorgeous pussy bow, I...
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381. - There goes the memory.
- It's all in here.
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382. I cannot wait to see what
you all do with these roles.
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383. - Thank you so much.
- Thank you.
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384. Hey, ladies, listen up.
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385. Tomorrow on the runway,
category is Trains For Days.
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386. Now remember, whatever you do,
don't fuck it up.
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387. All right, bye.
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388. Coming up...
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389. Whoo! Ah-whoo!
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390. I'm not joking, bitch.
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391. - Aah!
- Oh ho ho ho ho.
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392. Who cast this ho?
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393. It's time to shoot
our drag holiday movie
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394. with the Ross Mathews.
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395. I am feeling boss-ass bitch.
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396. Get me a wire hanger!
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397. I'm gonna beat the shit
outta somebody.
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398. Hope you're ready to ham it up,
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399. because ham goes
with every holiday.
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400. And no pressure, but April
Fool's is my favorite holiday.
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401. Of course it is, yeah.
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402. Places!
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403. Ready and action.
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404. We're just one building away
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405. from putting up a humorous
ice cream factory
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406. where a humorous ice cream
factory ought to be.
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407. And I'm not joking, bitch!
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408. I really love
the characterization.
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409. Have fun with it. Sell it.
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410. Mik, she's giving me, like,
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Addams Family Values,
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412. and I'm, like,
almost peeing my pants.
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413. And I'm not joking, bitch!
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414. Even more gangster.
Give it to me bigger.
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415. And I'm not joking, bitch!
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416. Great.
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417. Cut, print. Moving on.
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418. All right,
let's give this a go. Action.
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419. Zoltina, the fortune-telling
machine from New Orleans.
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420. Whoa.
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421. When you wake up,
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422. I'd love it even more dramatic.
Whoa-ho-ho-ho.
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423. - Okay.
- Action!
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424. Whoa!
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425. - Even bigger "whoa" from you.
- Okay.
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426. Whoa!
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427. Really exaggerate
the "oh-oh-oh."
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428. How funny can you make whoa?
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429. Whoa-ho-ho!
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430. Do that one more time.
It was good!
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431. Whoa-ho-ho-ho-ho.
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432. Even longer than you think.
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433. Okay.
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434. Whoa-ho-ho-ho-ho!
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435. Can you go higher with it? Whoa!
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436. Whoa-ho-ho-ho-ho!
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437. Yes, Tamisha is slaying it.
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438. Ho-ho-ho. Ho-ho-ho-ho! Ho! Ho!
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439. Ho! Ho! Ho!
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440. Aah!
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441. We're in the Fools Rush In
novelty shoppe now.
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442. Have fun with it. Action.
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443. If it isn't my grandmother,
Sasha Fool.
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444. You look like
you could use a good laugh.
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445. Ugh.
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446. Ha, gotcha!
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447. You looked like
you could use a good laugh.
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448. Wait, cut.
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449. I think you said the same line.
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450. - Yeah, I did.
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451. I'm not gonna lie. I'm nervous.
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452. You look like you could
have used a good laugh.
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453. Cut. Make sure we're not seeing
your profile all the time.
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454. You gotta stay out
to the cameras.
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455. Do you know which camera
is your close-up camera?
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456. No, I don't.
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457. - This one?
- That's it.
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458. When you're talking to April,
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459. you're gonna cheat
to that camera.
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460. Okay.
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461. Make sure we can
understand everything.
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462. And when you shake her hand,
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463. make sure you're in there
so I can see it.
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464. - Yeah.
- Yeah. Okay?
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465. Okay.
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466. Joey, stop looking to the side.
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467. Don't look in the camera,
look past the camera.
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468. Enunciate your words.
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469. Do you remember
what the line is?
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470. Okay, now I need you
to shake her hand.
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471. This is how I feel.
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472. Moving on.
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473. Hey, did somebody
mention my name?
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474. You look like
you could use a good laugh.
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475. You know what I'm saying,
Oh... oh...
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476. Whoo-hoo-whoo!
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477. Come on, bitch!
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478. Whoo!
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479. Are they laughing?
Then I'm good.
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480. Every single person
in this room is laughing.
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481. Bitch, ballpark.
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482. Outta the park.
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483. Whatever that little
reference is, that.
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484. All right, ladies,
that's a wrap!
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485. - Hi-ee.
- Hello!
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486. It's time to put it on
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487. for the lights,
the camera, and the action.
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488. First scene in the flag
factory shoppe. Action.
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489. As of midnight tonight,
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490. I am tearing down
the flag factory
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491. and putting a wall factory
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492. where a wall factory
ought to be!
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493. Good?
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494. Good rhythm, I gotta say!
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495. - All right.
- Yes!
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496. Symone was really quiet
in rehearsal.
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497. All of a sudden, she's
the loudest bitch in the room.
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498. I gotta make sure that
I'm as fierce as she is.
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499. Okay, let's give it a go.
And action.
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500. Hello up there!
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501. Do I know you?
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502. Honey, I'm a nonbinary,
three-foot gnome.
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503. You can trust me.
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504. It's really hard not
to break character sometimes,
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505. because Rosé
as this gnome is sending me.
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506. Good, ladies.
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507. Yay.
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508. Places! Action!
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509. Mother Flag-g-g has arrived.
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510. - "Have you seen my bong?"
- Oh, I'm so sorry.
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511. I'm so sorry. Uh... shoot.
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512. Uh...
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513. And when I came across
that... no... no...
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514. Uh, cut. So, just...
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515. Do you need to look at a script?
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516. Off to a great start.
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517. Aah! I get really nervous,
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518. and I forget all my lines.
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519. All of them,
all three of my lines.
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520. And action.
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521. Mother Flag has arrived.
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522. Now, where's my bong?
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523. Not now, Mother.
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524. Red is trying to shut down
the fa...
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525. Not now, Mother.
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526. Red's trying to shut down
flag factory.
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527. What should we do?
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528. Okay, cut. You're upset.
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529. You know, like, be upset.
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530. Some stuff's going down here.
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531. - Be flustered.
- Okay.
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532. Red is trying to shut down
the flag factory.
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533. What should we do?
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534. I'm a little worried for LaLa.
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535. Her performance
is a little boring.
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536. I wish every day were Flag Day!
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537. Okay. Moving on.
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538. I know Ross is probably
sitting here thinking, like,
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539. what the fuck
is she doing, girl?
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540. Like, who cast this ho?
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541. - Hi, Ross.
- Hi, Ross!
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542. Hi-ee! Are you ready to make
some holiday magic?
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543. - Yes! Let's do this!
- Okay.
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544. Places.
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545. Misery, is that you?
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546. I haven't seen you in 10 years!
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547. When I heard you were
going to give the deed
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548. to the Family Rose Garden
Bud Farm-fill Town Center...
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549. Oh.
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550. Yeah, you wanna take it again?
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551. - Yeah.
- Yeah.
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552. Rose Family
Valentine's Day rose farm.
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553. Sorry, one more time.
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554. Immediately,
I'm struggling with my lines.
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555. This is hard boots.
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556. And action!
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557. I am going to build
fudge packer factories
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558. where all fudge packer
factories should be.
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559. Cut. Have you ever seen
Mommie Dearest?
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560. I have.
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561. Yeah, there's this scene
where she goes,
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562. "I've put a window
where a window ought to be."
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563. - Ought to be. Yes.
- Okay?
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564. So it's very important
you get these lines right.
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565. That I get that line, okay.
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566. Because you're referencing
something iconic.
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567. Right. I am going to build
a fudge packing factory
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568. where a "fudge facking
pactory" ought to be!
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569. Okay, cut. You said
"pack fashing facory."
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570. No bueno. No bueno!
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571. All right, ladies,
we're gonna meet the ash tree.
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572. Kahmora's gonna be the tree.
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573. It's, like, a lot of
green-screen work.
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574. Even though she's in
a green screen suit,
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575. Kahmora is in full drag body
for this with her breastplate.
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576. You could have wore a boy body.
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577. Action.
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578. Misery, why did you leaf me
all these years ago?
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579. Okay, cut.
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580. - Ash?
- Yes.
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581. You're giving
a really wooden performance.
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582. Gimme little ups and downs.
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583. - Got it, okay.
- Action!
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584. Misery, why did you leaf me?
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585. - I was rooting for us!
- Cut.
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586. How would you say that line?
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587. I was rooting for us!
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588. How would Tyra Banks say it?
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589. I was rootingfor you.
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590. Yeah, so what were you
gonna emphasize?
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591. I was rooting for us.
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592. - No.
- I'm sorry.
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593. - I was rootingfor us!
- Okay.
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594. I was rooting for us!
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595. Let's go right back to the top,
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596. and you were rootingfor us.
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597. I was rooting for us.
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598. I was rooting for us!
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599. I was rooting for us!
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600. Why do you keep saying
"I was rooting for us?"
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601. I didn't realize I'm
emphasizing the wrong thing.
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602. You're totally...
Like, over and over again.
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603. I was rooting for us.
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604. I was rootingfor us.
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605. I was rooting for us!
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606. No. Say it...
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607. I think I'm saying it right, no?
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608. Tyra said,
"I was rootingfor you."
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609. So, say, I was rootingfor us.
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610. I was rootingfor us.
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611. Last chance,
and we gotta move on.
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612. - Okay.
- Nail it.
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613. Misery, why did you leaf me
all these years ago?
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614. I was rooting for us.
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615. Was that better?
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616. She says it
probably, um, 78 times,
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617. and she still doesn't get it?
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618. I'm watching a train wreck
happen right in front of me.
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619. That's it.
I'll see you on the runway.
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620. I was rooting for her.
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621. Coming up...
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622. Girl, you're pulling it
together, honey.
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623. You're making it work.
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624. Thanks, Tim.
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625. Tina and Mik, those are
my shady little bitches.
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626. Shady!
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627. Whoo! Bitch, come on, ho!
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628. Whoo! It is elimination day,
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629. and it is officially time
for girls to start going home.
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630. Whoa, whoa, whoa,
let's become women.
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631. Or in Tina's case, softer.
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632. Aah!
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633. Shady!
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634. Gimme the thread.
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635. How you doing?
Are you all right?
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636. I'm re-doing my train look
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637. because my original one
is not going to work.
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638. So I am using
a different one now,
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639. and I'm trying to just
jimmy-rig it for the runway.
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640. And Gottmik and Tina
are really helping me,
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641. because, bitch, I was stressing
out and going through it.
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642. Tina and Mik, those are
my, like, shady little bitches.
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643. We're just so, like,
shady to each other.
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644. Like, no one
understands our humor.
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645. We just get each other.
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646. Well, girl, you're
pulling it together, honey.
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647. You're making it work.
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648. - Thanks, Tim.
- Okay.
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649. We'll see you on the runway.
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650. Yeah.
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651. Me and Kandy and Tina are
shade monsters all day together.
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652. We just kiki
like no other bitch.
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653. I love those ladies.
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654. We are ride-or-dies forever.
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655. Thank you. No, like,
really, really, like, thank you.
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656. Girl, we're not gonna
let you walk out there
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657. looking like shit.
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658. - Look at that. Whoo!
- Honey.
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659. Oh... my goodness.
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660. Look at that.
Look at that. Perfection.
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661. That looks so good!
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662. Yes! Werk, bitches.
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663. - Okay, let's fucking...
- All right.
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664. All right, let's go get ready.
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665. Symone, what was your
first time in drag like?
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666. My first time,
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667. I would go home
from school every day,
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668. and I would do my makeup
before my parents came home.
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669. One of my classmates was like,
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670. "So you coming to prom
in drag, diva?"
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671. And I was like,
"You know what? Yeah, I am."
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672. And so my first time in drag,
I went to prom.
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673. - What?
- Girl!
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674. Yep. I saved up all my money,
my shekels, my coins.
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675. I bought me a dress
off the sales rack,
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676. I got me a shake-and-go wig,
and I put myself up in drag.
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677. And then I went
into my high school prom.
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678. The vice principal was like,
"Who is this?
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679. I've never seen
this person before."
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680. And the principal was like,
"That's Reggie.
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681. "You know, that's Reggie
underneath there.
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682. Go on in, Reggie,
have a good time."
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683. And I was, like,
"All right, bitch."
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684. Aw, so cute!
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685. In Arkansas, too?
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686. Oh, honey, I had no fear.
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687. Drag, like, took that away.
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688. All the fear that Reggie had,
Symone did not.
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689. It was an empowering moment.
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690. I felt good.
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691. It was one of the first times
I felt seen.
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692. It was the first time
I felt strong
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693. and not scared to be myself.
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694. Here's a question, y'all.
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695. Has anyone ever dated a woman?
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696. No!
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697. A woman? Dated a woman?
I've never dated a woman.
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698. I'm gold star over here.
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699. I had mad girlfriends
when I was, like, young.
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700. Me, too, though.
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701. I have biological kids.
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702. Wait! She got kids, bitch!
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703. - What?
- Kids?
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704. - Isn't that crazy?
- Yeah, I know, right?
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705. I have three biological kids.
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706. Aah! What?
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707. My youngest is 33,
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708. and the oldest
have just turned 35.
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709. - What?
- Oh, my God.
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710. My twins, I dated their mother
during high school.
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711. After her,
went with another girl,
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712. and my life
has just been a whirlwind.
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713. Long story short,
I didn't realize that I was gay
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714. until after
I got outta high school.
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715. And do they know...
They know about the gay?
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716. - They know you're, like...
- Yeah.
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717. Are they gonna watch the show?
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718. Sure.
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719. After I parted with
the second baby mother,
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720. I had a friend in Atlanta
that was gay.
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721. So his thing was
let's just go hang out.
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722. You know, let me
show you my world.
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723. I don't know if he
saw something or whatever,
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724. but nevertheless,
we went to the club.
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725. To see guys dancing with guys,
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726. that was amazing.
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727. It was an "aha" moment.
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728. Long story short, I started
doing drag when I was 20.
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729. So my drag name actually comes
from my oldest daughter.
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730. Your oldest biological daughter?
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731. Yeah. Her name is Tamisha.
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732. - Aw!
- Aw!
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733. Is her middle name
"Coming For You?"
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734. Tamisha Iman is coming for you!
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735. Show the girls what art can do.
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736. We weren't there,
so y'all can't sing that.
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737. Yeah, thank you.
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738. So then I better not hear any
"Symone's coming for the crown."
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739. Well, 'cause she ain't.
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740. - Ooh!
- Ooh!
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741. It's a joke!
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742. I said JK, Kahmora.
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743. - Oh!
- It's Kah-mora.
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744. And that is the night the lights
went out in the werkroom.
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745. And what?
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746. Welcome to the main stage
of RuPaul's Drag Race.
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747. Michelle Visage, now,
what's your favorite holiday?
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748. Ru, you know what I'm gonna say.
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749. Madonna's Holiday.
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750. The only one!
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751. The hilarious Ross Mathews.
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752. Now, Ross, if you could
celebrate one holiday every day,
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753. what would it be?
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754. Groundhog's Day.
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755. Ross, if you could celebrate
one holiday every day,
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756. what would it be?
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757. Celebrity Drag Raceroyalty,
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758. everybody say Loni Love!
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759. - Loni Love!
- Loni Love!
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760. Loni, do you have
a favorite holiday?
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761. Yes, Ru, Valentine's Day,
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762. because I can get some roses
and some candy
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763. and I get some... yeah.
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764. This week
we challenged our queens
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765. to overact
in cheesy holiday movies.
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766. And tonight on the runway,
category is Trains For Days.
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767. Racers, start your engines,
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768. and may the best drag queen win.
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770. I love your train look.
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771. You look fabulous.
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772. Your train look doesn't
really say "train" for me.
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773. Category is Trains For Days.
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774. First up, Denali.
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775. She looks like
she's trained a cockatoo.
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776. I'm serving you
beautiful bird realness.
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777. Quetzalcoatl is a deity
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778. of Mesoamerican
and Mexican culture.
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779. The Quetzal bird
has this sickening Mohawk
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780. that both makes it really
elegant, but also really punk.
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781. The trains for days are
beautiful ostrich feathers.
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782. Not chicken, mama.
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783. This is ostrich,
and I'm serving it.
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784. Oh, my God, Michelle,
did she just flip you the bird?
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785. She did!
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786. Olivia Lux.
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787. Rock me, Glamadeus.
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788. I'm serving you
rococo, baroque, Beethoven.
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789. I'm giving you all
the musical geniuses, okay?
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790. She put the "ass"
in "classical."
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791. Elliott With 2 Ts.
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792. I guess the other "T"
is for "train."
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793. I am serving you Glenn Close
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794. mixed with Meryl Streep
fantasy hair.
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795. And then this train
is sickening.
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796. All the ruffles, all the tulle.
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797. Girl, I am feeling myself.
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798. Can you take one more spin?
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799. You missed a spot
right over there.
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800. Swiffer? I hardly know her!
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801. From the halls of medicine,
Kahmora Hall.
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802. How are your heads?
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803. I am feeling
so glamorous and beautiful.
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804. I am the East Asian
Mother of Dragons.
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805. Daenerys,
move out the way, bitch.
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806. I know the judges
are feeling it.
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807. Pick it up, girl.
You're dragon it.
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808. Symone.
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809. She comes from
the wrong side of the tracksuit.
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810. A durag is a part
of Black culture,
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811. and I wanted to
celebrate that on the stage.
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812. Ain't nothin' wrong
with wearing no durag.
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813. It is unapologetic,
and that is very Symone.
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814. Du your thang, Symone!
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815. Oh, yes, she bettah durag!
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816. Oh, my God.
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817. Do-re-mi, it's LaLa Ri.
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818. Now, I have had it with
these mother-tuckin' snakes
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819. on this mother-tuckin' train.
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820. So, baby, I'm slithering
down this runway,
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821. giving them life
in my snakeskin train.
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822. I gave you a myth.
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823. All you see is the eyes,
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824. and she's still penetrating
your soul with just the eyes.
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825. And it's hot!
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826. If that wasn't enough, bitch...
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827. She's shedding, America.
She's shedding, darling.
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828. Bitch, I'm living.
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829. Give us that venom, baby.
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830. Next stop, Syracuse,
Schenectady, Utica.
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831. Does the carpet
match the drapes?
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832. I am wearing
a Carol Burnett-inspired piece
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833. from her iconic
Gone With the Wind sketch.
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834. I am feeling so comedic,
so silly,
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835. and I'm just feeling great
in these drapes.
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836. The shade!
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837. Rosé.
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838. Well,
she's acting very aloof-ah.
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839. Miss Rosé loves the eighties,
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840. and tonight
I am Lady Tuxedo down.
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841. Enormous amounts of tulle
cascading down my back.
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842. My Mohawk even has a train.
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843. That's how dedicated I am to
this fucking craft, okay, baby?
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844. Ladies and gentlemen,
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845. I'm your cruise director,
Tullie McCoy.
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846. Gottmik.
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847. Ooh!
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848. Hold on, I think
we're about to get blown.
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849. Ooh, yay!
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850. I am giving you
trans train artistry.
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851. Chiffon behind me,
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852. and I have a fully bedazzled
leaf blower to go with it.
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853. I brought my own wind, girl.
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854. She is the wind
beneath her own damn wings.
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855. Tina Burner.
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856. You know, this was
once worn by Trainy Kazan.
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857. I am serving you
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858. the conductor
of this train, henny,
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859. full-on
Tina Burner camp couture.
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860. Let those bitches
be the caboose,
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861. because this motherfucker is
running the train up in here.
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862. Tina! Bring me the track!
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863. Joey Jay from the KGB.
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864. Oh, she took the S&M train.
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865. - Mm.
- Ooh!
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866. I wanted to go
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867. a Joey Jay
wacky direction with this.
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868. A pussy-eating tongue,
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869. hand-painted, hand-sewn
by yours truly.
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870. Bitch, eat it.
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871. Finally a look with taste.
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872. Kandy Muse.
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873. I think she's wearing
her training bra.
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874. Oh.
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875. Blood red
velvet leather fantasy,
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876. looking like
a vamptress herself.
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877. And when I turn the corner,
poof, slow the train.
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878. I look so sexy. Mm!
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879. This dress is the train event.
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880. Tamisha Iman.
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881. This the Diana Ross train.
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882. Yes.
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883. This is another one
of the Tamisha Iman creations.
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884. Yeah, I made this one as well.
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885. The train is flowing
like it's supposed to.
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886. I'm confident in it,
and I don't care where you are,
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887. you're gonna notice this pink
from across the room.
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888. She got some juice
in that caboose.
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889. Yes, she does.
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890. Hey, Ru, is the train
still running?
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891. Coming up...
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892. I loved your characterization.
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893. I can't wait to see more of you.
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894. Your performance. What a dump!
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895. Welcome, queens.
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896. I'm proud to present
our programming slate for 2021.
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897. Our first film
stars Denali, Olivia Lux,
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898. Elliott, and Kahmora Hall.
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899. This Valentine's Day,
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900. get ready to fall in love
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901. in the RuPaulmark original...
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902. Misery is a successful
businesswoman
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903. who hates Valentine's Day.
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904. I hate Valentine's Day,
and I hate roses!
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905. So when Misery Love inherits
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906. the Love Family
Valentine's Day rose farm,
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907. things get thorny.
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908. What a dump.
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909. Misery, is that you?
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910. When I heard
you were gonna give me
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911. the deed to the Love Family
Valentine's Day rose farm,
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912. well, I mean
when I heard you were dying,
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913. I dropped everything.
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914. I would have dropped
a few pounds, too,
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915. while you were at it.
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916. Did I say that out loud?
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917. I own 51% of this company.
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918. Well, I would love
to give you the deed,
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919. but the movie's just starting.
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920. While the world is making love,
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921. Misery is making trouble.
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922. I'm going to burn
this rose farm to the ground
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923. and build
a fudge packing factory
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924. where a fudge packing factory
ought to be!
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925. It's gonna take
a Valentine's Day miracle
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926. to save the Love Family
Valentine's Day rose farm.
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927. Misery wants
to close down the farm
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928. and open
a fudge packing factory.
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929. Just as I suspected!
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930. If only there was some way
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931. to get Misery to rediscover
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932. the true meaning
of Valentine's Day.
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933. Well, ain't that what
your bow and arrow is for?
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934. Child, how do you even
get outta bed in the morning?
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935. I don't know.
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936. Sometimes it takes an old flame
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937. to melt a cold heart.
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938. Ash?
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939. Cupid's arrow, hit your mark.
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940. Make this big old ash tree talk!
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941. I've been tree-incarnated!
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942. Misery, why did you leaf me
all these years ago?
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943. I was rooting for us.
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944. The love between a girl
and a tree, it was forbidden.
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945. You were a coward.
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946. How dare you!
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947. Oh!
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948. My bark is worse than your bite!
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949. Oh!
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950. I've always been here,
pining for you.
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951. Don't get sappy with me, Ash.
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952. Misery Love's Company
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953. will make you believe
in love all over again.
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954. I'm in love with Ash Tree,
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955. and I don't care
if the whole world knows it!
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956. Does this mean
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957. you're not going to burn down
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958. the Love Family
Valentine's Day rose farm?
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959. The rose farm
belongs to you now.
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960. Well, I have a surprise, too.
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961. I'm not really dying. Yeah!
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962. Yeah! Hey!
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963. But wait. It wouldn't be
a RuPaulmark holiday movie
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964. without one more
ridiculous twist.
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965. Brrrrrr!
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966. I guess I should have told you.
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967. I'm really a prince.
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968. The only thing
I love more than trees
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969. is a hot, rich prince.
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970. Stop. You're giving me a woody.
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971. Even though we gave away
the whole damn plot,
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972. watchMisery Love's Company,
only on the RuPaulmark Channel.
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973. Oh, my God.
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974. Our next film stars Symone,
LaLa Ri, Utica, and Rosé.
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975. This Flag Day,
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976. get ready to fall in love
with yourself all over again
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977. in the RuPaulmark original...
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978. Meet Red Flag of the famous
flag-making Flag family.
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979. I hate flags, and I hate myself.
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980. When she receives
a desperate text,
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981. Red rushes home to
the Flag family flag factory.
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982. Red, thank goodness you're home.
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983. The bank is foreclosing
on the Flag family flag factory.
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984. I know you left town years ago,
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985. but you still own
half of the flag factory.
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986. Correction.
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987. I own 51% of the flag factory.
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988. And the only reason I came back
is to shut it down.
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989. As of midnight tonight,
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990. I'll be tearing down
the flag factory,
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991. and I'll be putting up
a wall factory
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992. where a wall factory
ought to be!
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993. Sometimes it takes an old flag
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994. to show the children
how it's really done.
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995. You can't make someone
love flags.
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996. You've got to be born that way.
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997. When I was younger,
I hid my true colors, too.
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998. What helped you come out?
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999. Picture it. Summer '69.
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1000. I came across
the most beautiful flag.
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1001. Well hung, and a nice pole, too.
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1002. Are we still talking
about flags?
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1003. With time running out,
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1004. can a magical lawn ornament
save Flag Day?
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1005. Must be walls!
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1006. Hello up there!
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1007. Do I know you?
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1008. I'm Gnomey.
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1009. The gnome.
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1010. Oh, Gnomey!
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1011. How long you had
your finger in that dike?
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1012. Anyway, this may sound
a little queer,
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1013. but I'm scared
to let my true colors show.
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1014. I'm just scared I won't fit in.
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1015. Bitch, you are perfect
just the way you are!
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1016. God Loves Flags
will make you laugh and cry
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1017. and wonder if Flag Day
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1018. is really some secret gay thing.
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1019. Something's different about you.
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1020. I will not be shutting down
the flag factory.
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1021. And I'm ready
to let my freak flag fly!
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1022. It's a coming-out present!
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1023. I love it!
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1024. I wish every day were Flag Day!
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1025. You've already figured out
how it ends,
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1026. but we'll tell you anyway.
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1027. Here, pull my finger!
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1028. Wait a minute. You a prince?
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1029. You loving yourself
freed me, too.
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1030. Red, will you marry me?
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1031. I mean, you hot and all,
but I'm into women, so...
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1032. Yes!
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1033. WatchGod Loves Flags
only on the RuPaulmark Channel,
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1034. where the holidays
aren't just gay,
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1035. they're super gay.
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1036. Our final film stars Gottmik,
Tina Burner,
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1037. Joey Jay, Kandy Muse,
and Tamisha Iman.
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1038. Coming April 1st,
the joke's on you
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1039. if you don't fall in love in...
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1040. Meet April Fool.
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1041. She hates April Fool's Day.
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1042. I hate April Fool's Day,
and I hate pranks.
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1043. The former small-town
prankster is now a cutthroat lawyer
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1044. for the Humorless
Ice Cream company.
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1045. April, we're just
one building away
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1046. from putting up
a Humorless Ice Cream factory
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1047. where a Humorless
Ice Cream factory ought to be.
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1048. Who are the suckers
you want me to 86, boss?
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1049. The Fools Rush In
novelty shoppe. Heard of it?
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1050. Yes, I have.
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1051. But I'm an ambitious lawyer,
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1052. and I have no trouble
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1053. destroying my family's
novelty gift shoppe.
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1054. And I'm not joking, bitch!
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1055. You have till April 1st
to get me the deed.
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1056. Is the plot of this movie
perfectly clear to you?
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1057. This fool's errand
soon puts April
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1058. between a rock
and a hardy-har place.
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1059. April, you're home.
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1060. Put it here!
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1061. Unh! Aah-aah-aah!
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1062. Gotcha! You looked like
you could use a good laugh.
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1063. I'm here because I have
some papers for you to sign.
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1064. Nothing to worry about.
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1065. Now, where
is my Whoopie Cushion?
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1066. Hey! Did someone
say my name? Aah!
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1067. Oh, Whoopie,
my favorite employee,
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1068. meet my ambitious granddaughter.
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1069. You look like
you could use a laugh.
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1070. Why does everyone
keep saying that?
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1071. When was the last time someone
tickled your funny bone?
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1072. If you know what I'm saying, oh!
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1073. Ah-whoo! Ah-whoo!
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1074. Come on, bitch! Whoo!
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1075. With hours
until April Fool's Day,
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1076. can a cheap Cher impersonation
change April's fortune?
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1077. Whoa!
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1078. Hey, April, why so dark, lady?
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1079. Am I doing the right thing by
stealing my granny's shoppe?
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1080. After the apocalypse,
three things remain.
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1081. Laughter, love...
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1082. and Cher.
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1083. Whoa!
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1084. So don't be a bitch, bitch.
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1085. April's Fool's Paradise
will make you cry,
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1086. drunk-text your ex,
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1087. and wonder,
"Did I miss something?"
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1088. Happy April Fool's Day,
everyone!
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1089. April, where's the deed?
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1090. There is no deed. Take this!
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1091. Oh!
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1092. It's too late.
I signed the deed.
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1093. Joke's on you, April.
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1094. You're fired!
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1095. I've ruined everything!
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1096. April Fools!
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1097. Sasha signed the deed
with disappearing ink!
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1098. Gotcha!
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1099. Wait a minute.
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1100. The movie's almost over,
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1101. and April hasn't found
her secret prince.
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1102. I have just
one more wish to make.
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1103. Don't tell me.
You wish you had a prince.
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1104. Oh, are you a real prince?
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1105. Well, I'm a Prince impersonator.
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1106. Let's go crazy!
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1107. Gotcha! Whoa!
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1108. Don't missApril Fools Rush In,
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1109. coming to the RuPaulmark
Channel this Halloween.
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1110. Ho! Ho-ho! Ho!
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1111. April Fools!
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1112. Brava, ladies, brava.
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1113. I smell a Cable ACE award
in your future.
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1114. Coming up...
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1115. You are the Soul Train,
I tell you.
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1116. You were a joy to watch.
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1117. You were
out of your comfort zone.
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1118. It was a struggle.
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1119. Ladies,
I've made some decisions.
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1120. When I call your name,
please step forward.
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1121. Elliott With 2 Ts.
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1122. Olivia Lux.
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1123. Utica. Joey Jay.
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1124. Gottmik.
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1125. Tinta Burta.
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1126. Tamisha Iman. Whoa!
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1127. Ladies, you are...
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1128. safe.
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1129. Thank you.
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1130. Some really great work
this week.
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1131. - Thank you.
- Thank you.
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1132. You may leave the stage.
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1133. Queens, you represent the tops
and the bottoms of the week.
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1134. Now it's time
for the judges' critiques.
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1135. Starting with Denali.
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1136. - I love your train look.
- Thank you, Ross.
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1137. This has a lot of whimsy,
but it's also beautiful.
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1138. You just look like
a beautiful bird.
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1139. Your performance,
you have an opening line
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1140. that is a legendary
Bette Davis line,
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1141. which is, "What a dump!"
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1142. Right.
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1143. And I didn't get that.
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1144. I think you could have
gone way further with it.
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1145. When you choose the big part,
the main character,
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1146. you've got a lot of work
to do through every scene.
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1147. - But it was a struggle.
- Okay.
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1148. You have to find a way to make
the character interesting.
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1149. Some of these other girls
managed to do that.
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1150. All right, Kahmora Hall.
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1151. This outfit, you embraced your
culture and you look fabulous.
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1152. Your performance, however,
was a little... flat.
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1153. Why did you leaf me
all these years ago?
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1154. I wanted you to be ridiculous,
I wanted you to let go.
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1155. You gotta take it
and run with it,
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1156. like you do with your fashion.
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1157. You're so buttoned up,
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1158. and I feel like
you struggle with that.
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1159. But art is about
not being afraid.
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1160. Kahmora, what's going on?
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1161. You're right.
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1162. Like, I try to be perfect
all the time,
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1163. and even just, like,
watching the video,
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1164. I can see in my mind
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1165. that I'm, like,
thinking too much about it
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1166. and afraid to let go.
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1167. I don't know why I'm struggling
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1168. with, like,
feeling confident inside,
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1169. but not showing it
on the outside to you all.
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1170. Well, it's amazing that
you've been given the gift
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1171. to see where
the mistake was in that.
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1172. Thank you.
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1173. All right.
From Arkansas, Symone.
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1174. This has never been done
on the runway,
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1175. using a freaking durag
as a train?
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1176. Get into it.
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1177. You are the Soul Train,
I tell you.
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1178. Yes, ma'am.
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1179. You have been able
to take the genius
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1180. of embracing your culture.
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1181. This is what America is about.
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1182. Let's talk about the challenge.
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1183. You came out ready to go.
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1184. You had your lines,
you had the character.
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1185. You got
the Julia Sugarbaker role.
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1186. What I loved was that
you infused it with you.
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1187. Even the way you just
said words so stupidly.
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1188. - Flag fact'ry."
- "Fact'ry."
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1189. So wrong it's right.
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1190. Thank you.
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1191. Up next, LaLa Ri.
Oh, my goodness, this outfit.
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1192. Mm-mm, I could use that
for Sunday brunch for real.
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1193. I wanna talk about
your performance.
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1194. You came in kind of quiet,
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1195. almost like you weren't
sure of yourself.
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1196. You were out of your
comfort zone, am I right?
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1197. Yeah, you're correct.
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1198. It showed on your face, and I
think you kind of went within.
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1199. And I'm gonna give you
a piece of advice.
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1200. When I was doing Soul Plane,
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1201. Mo'Nique knew
it was my first time doing it,
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1202. and she said, "Make sure that
whatever you did to get here,
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1203. you keep doing it."
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1204. Thank you.
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1205. Up next, Rosé.
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1206. Tonight on the runway,
this is fun.
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1207. It's not my favorite to me,
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1208. because I feel like
I'm looking at a suit
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1209. with just an attachment on it.
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1210. This is good. I just wanted
more, more, more.
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1211. But Gnomey was super fun.
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1212. Gnomey!
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1213. The gnome.
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1214. Talk about weird.
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1215. I mean, you're on your knees,
shooting as a gnome.
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1216. I loved your characterization.
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1217. You were so easy to direct.
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1218. I didn't know you had
all that acting skill in you.
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1219. Even though
you were just static,
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1220. you were still able to bring
life into your character.
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1221. And I can't wait
to see more of you.
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1222. Thank you so much.
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1224. Tonight on the runway,
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1225. your train look doesn't
really say train for me.
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1226. I think my issue with it, Kandy,
is it's a little too plain.
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1227. - Okay.
- On the side,
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1228. I don't wanna see your cincher
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1229. or your undergarments
sticking out
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1230. I know. I was gonna
pull it down,
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1231. but my little beef tenderonis
were gonna come out,
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1232. and I was trying
to keep it family friendly.
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1233. Now, you were ridiculous
as Whoopie Cushion.
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1234. Whoo! Whoo!
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1235. You were committed
to the character,
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1236. it was colorful, it was you.
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1237. Your performance
is a perfect example
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1238. of how if you just give in
to the moment and get loose,
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1239. you can really strike gold.
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1240. Laugh out loud funny,
Kandy Muse.
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1241. Very well did.
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1242. Well, thank you, ladies.
I think we've heard enough.
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1243. While you untuck
in the werkroom,
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1244. the judges and I
will deliberate.
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1245. All right, now just
between us flag hags,
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1246. whaddaya think?
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1247. Denali.
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1248. Denali is so good,
but I think she just bit off
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1249. a bit more than
she could chew this week.
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1250. Also, she didn't have
the gay cultural references
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1251. that you kind of have to have
to know those lines.
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1252. Yeah.
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1253. I mean, that was, like, come on.
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1254. Kahmora Hall.
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1255. Ladies, it was tough
directing her.
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1256. I mean, I literally
pulled that out of her.
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1257. I was exhausted.
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1258. I needed a coffee,
I needed a shot,
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1259. I needed a deep-tissue massage.
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1260. And that's what we got.
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1261. I think she broke tonight.
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1262. I think that that means
there's room for improvement.
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1263. She doesn't feel safe enough
to just trust herself.
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1264. This girl knows fashion,
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1265. but tonight, that acting
challenge was pretty tough.
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1266. - Symone.
- She had an idea
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1267. of what she wanted to do
in this acting challenge,
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1268. and she executed it perfectly.
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1269. I love it!
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1270. Symone is a perfect example
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1271. of someone
who trusts their instinct,
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1272. who's done her homework
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1273. and knows that she's gonna bring
Symone to every challenge.
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1274. Symone is my cousin.
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1275. That's Detroit all day.
Blow it out.
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1276. We take fashion risks.
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1277. Do not be surprised
if you see Rihanna
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1278. with this long train durag,
all right?
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1279. Because it's gonna happen,
people.
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1280. LaLa Ri.
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1281. She was the weakest
of the group.
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1282. But with that said,
she still was not terrible.
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1283. She wasn't popping.
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1284. And if she's fading
in the background this early,
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1285. that worries me.
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1286. She is too good to fade.
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1287. Rosé.
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1288. I loved her performance.
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1289. Her performance was A1.
It was funny.
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1290. She was so wonderful.
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1291. I loved all her little bits
that she did.
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1292. She was ready
for that challenge,
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1293. and she is ready
for this competition.
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1294. Watch out for her.
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1295. Kandy Muse.
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1296. She knows how to bring comedy.
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1297. She knows how to bring life.
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1298. She infused herself in it,
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1299. and that's how you excel
in these acting challenges.
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1300. However, tonight on the runway,
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1302. Yeah, the outfit
needed some adjustments.
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1303. But she is just hilarious.
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1304. Let's just give her some pins
to hide her undergarments.
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1305. Silence. I've made my decision.
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1306. Aah!
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1307. Okay.
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1308. Welcome back, ladies.
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1309. I've made some decisions.
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1310. Rosé. As Gnomey the Gnome,
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1311. you had us wrapped
around your pointer finger.
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1312. You're safe.
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1313. Thank you so much.
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1314. Symone.
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1315. Tonight you put
the "drag" in "durag."
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1316. Con-drag-ulations.
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1317. You're the winner
of this week's challenge.
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1318. Thank you.
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1319. You've won a cash prize
of $5,000.
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1320. All right.
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1321. I just got win number two.
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1322. I feel on top of the world.
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1323. Kandy Muse.
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1324. You are safe.
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1325. Thank you, girl! Bye!
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1326. LaLa Ri. Your runway look
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1327. earned you high marks,
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1328. but your rainbow flag
was flying at half mast.
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1329. You're safe.
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1330. Thank you.
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1331. That means Denali, Kahmora Hall,
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1332. I'm sorry, my dears,
but you are up for elimination.
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1333. I was all the way at the top
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1334. and now all the way
at the bottom?
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1335. Seriously?
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1336. Two queens stand before me.
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1337. Ladies, this is your last chance
to impress me
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1338. and save yourself
from elimination.
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1339. The time has come...
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1340. for you to lip sync...
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1341. for your life!
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1342. I know have to kill
this lip sync,
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1343. not only to fight for my
position in this competition,
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1344. but to prove to these girls
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1345. that have never seen me
in my element
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1346. that I'm an actual threat,
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1347. and that if any of them
go against me, its over.
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1348. Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
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1349. I have this
heavy-ass train on me,
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1350. I can barely move,
but the show must go on.
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1351. Denali, that was 100% pure fun.
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1352. - Thank you.
- Shantay you stay.
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1353. That was so much fun to watch.
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1354. I pity the fool
that has to go up against you.
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1355. You may join the other girls.
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1356. Thank you.
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1357. Kahmora Hall.
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1358. Now, while you
are leaving us too soon,
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1359. you will always be a part
of the Drag Racefamily tree.
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1360. Now sashay away.
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1361. Thank you so much
for this opportunity.
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1362. Thank you all.
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1363. Kahmora!
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1364. From the House of Hall!
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1365. I am going through,
like, a mix of emotions.
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1366. I faced a lot of my inner demons
during the competition.
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1367. In the end, I let my nerves
get the best of me.
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1368. At the same time, I'm so
grateful for the opportunity.
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1369. I've done things
I never thought I could do.
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1370. My biggest lesson learned
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1371. is that I need
to believe in myself.
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1372. If you follow your dreams
and passions,
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1373. everything will fall into place.
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1374. Con-drag-ulations, ladies.
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1375. And remember,
if you can't love yourself,
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1376. how in the hell
you gonna love somebody else?
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1377. Can I get an "amen" up in here?
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1378. - Amen!
- Amen!
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1379. All right,
now let the music play.
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1380. Next time
onRuPaul's Drag Race...
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1381. We're throwing a bag ball.
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1382. Do you think you have
this one in the bag?
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1383. Of course,
I don't know how to sew.
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1384. Okay.
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1385. This is frightening,
and I'm entertained.
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1386. It was just stunning.
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1387. I can tell by looking at this
you're not the sewer.
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1388. I thought Elliott should
have been in the bottom.
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1389. No, no, no. No, no, no.
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1390. If y'all feel
that that is shade,
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1391. then that's on y'all.
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1392. No, I gotta bring you down
a little bit now.
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