RuPaul's Drag Race 13x12

1. Previously onRuPaul's Drag Race...

2. You'll create and brand your own soft drink.

3. - Yeah! - Action.

4. Is your blood sugar low?

5. Utica.

6. I didn't exactly know what your soda did.

7. Tina Burner.

8. - What I'm getting from you... - Hell, yeah!

9. .. was a bit of predictability.

10. - Rosé. - The commercial is textbook.

11. And it was funny.

12. Symone.

13. It's a branding challenge,

14. and I can still see your logo.

15. Con-drag-ulations. You're the winner of this week's challenge.

16. Rosé, you are also the winner of this week's challenge.

17. Utica, shantay you stay.

18. Tina, my dear, sashay away.

19. - Oh, Tina. - Tina.

20. My Tina Burn-turn.

21. Tina just went home.

22. It's heartbreaking,

23. because Tina has been such a great sister

24. in this competition.

25. Tina!

26. She won our hearts.

27. I fully thought that I was going home.

28. When RuPaul called my name, I was shook.

29. And I feel really bad about it

30. because I...

31. I think Tina deserves to stay more than I do.

32. And she's so awesome.

33. You know, like, it hurt me to see her go home.

34. But for me, it feels really good to lip sync

35. and, like I had a lot of fun with Tina there.

36. What did you guys think?

37. Utica is so confusing.

38. She'll full lip sync for her life,

39. and come back, like, sobbing,

40. But then when you ask her about it,

41. she's, like, it was such an honor to lip sync.

42. I love lip syncing so much.

43. And you're, like, hmm?

44. You made a really interesting choice.

45. You played a character in that, and it served you well.

46. I'm not gonna sit here and tell you,

47. oh, girl, you slayed the lip sync

48. when I don't think you did.

49. I thought Tina slayed that fucking lip sync.

50. Well, we're gonna miss you.

51. Love you, Tinta Burnter.

52. I cannot believe I sent the great Tina Burner home.

53. I will say I am tapping myself on the back.

54. Tina is so talented and so established

55. and mama booted her off the pedestal. So aah!

56. I think we might have

57. a new lip sync assassin on our hands.

58. Well, we all fit on the couches now.

59. Miss double win. The two winners.

60. - Congrats, you guys. - That's stunning.

61. Listen, I think we all thought that you were gonna win this,

62. and well deserved.

63. But it gags me that I won it, too.

64. Maybe next time it'll be a triple win.

65. I wanna win so fucking bad.

66. Tina's now gone, so Kandy's the lone competitor

67. who hasn't had a win.

68. Like, red flag. Alert. SOS.

69. Being now the top six,

70. safe is just not cutting it anymore.

71. There is no more safe.

72. It's like if you're not in the top, you're in the bottom.

73. Bitch, that crown is right there in the middle,

74. and we're all, like...

75. So as we're winding down

76. to the end of this competition,

77. my strategy is I just wanna put my best foot forward

78. and I want to trip everyone

79. so I can get to the top.

80. Bring on the crown.

81. Oh-ho!

82. RuPaul; The winner ofRuPaul's Drag Race

83. receives a one-year supply

84. of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics

85. and a cash prize of $100,000.

86. With extra-special guest judge Loni Love.

87. Yes!

88. So it is a new day, and I am so excited.

89. I just got my fourth win in this competition.

90. It feels great. We're in the home stretch.

91. But it's also like this is still RuPaul's Drag Race.

92. Anything can happen.

93. - Okay, let's get it going. - Ooh, girl!

94. She done already done had herses.

95. Good girls finish last.

96. - Oh? - So who you gonna be?

97. Miss Goody Two Shoes

98. or hell on heels?

99. I'll meet your ass at the parking lot.

100. Oh.

101. I'm ready.

102. Hello, hello, hello.

103. My queens, for today's mini-challenge,

104. you need to star

105. in your own live makeup tutorial

106. on how to create the perfect glam selfie.

107. Yes.

108. And lucky you

109. gets to feature the new Norvina palette

110. from Anastasia Beverly Hills.

111. Werk.

112. Oh, and here's the best part.

113. You'll be doing it in pairs.

114. One of you will be the face,

115. and one of you will be her arms.

116. - Werk. - Yes.

117. Okay, queens, partner up.

118. - We're together? - I'd love to.

119. Okay, you've got 10 minutes to get into quick drag.

120. No, wait. 91/2 minutes.

121. Go!

122. I could really use Tina right now,

123. 'cause I need some beard cover.

124. Queens, say hello to the president

125. of Anastasia Beverly Hills, Norvina.

126. Norvina, thank you for supplying

127. all of this season's gorgeous cosmetics.

128. My pleasure.

129. All right.

130. Remember, the queen with the funniest face wins.

131. Hit it.

132. Hello to all of my friends, fans, and followers.

133. Of course it is me, your girl Samantha.

134. We are trying out the Norvina collection right here.

135. I want to start with some loose setting powder.

136. Okay, we've got a lot of this.

137. Okay, so we've got this lovely—uh-huh.

138. Okay. Mm-hmm. This is great.

139. So now it looks like I wanna do a nice tangerine.

140. And start with this base. Ow.

141. Wow. Feels good.

142. And I'm gonna finish that off with some green. Wow.

143. Okay, on the other side.

144. We've got two lipsticks here.

145. Just add it right in there.

146. And remember, you can always overdraw your lips

147. for a sexy, pouty look.

148. So I'm just gonna overdraw over here.

149. I'm just gonna use this lipstick

150. to actually—oops, okay.

151. Why not make the glue colorful?

152. That is fantastic.

153. I'm feeling absolutely stun-alina

154. with my Norvina.

155. I think we have our new slogan.

156. Mmm.

157. Symone and Olivia Lux.

158. I'll be showing you how to go from plain Jane

159. to the ebony enchantress.

160. We gonna go right in this eye,

161. this eye right here.

162. Whoa. Uh, right—yes!

163. Then we're gonna go underneath the eye apparently.

164. How do you accomplish the perfect smokey eye?

165. Well, let me show you right now.

166. We're gonna start from the chin.

167. Right on this lovely jawline.

168. Ru, this is exactly how we test our makeup

169. at headquarters.

170. Really? So no animals, just drag queens.

171. - Exactly. - Pow, baby!

172. All right, Gottmik and Utica.

173. Hello, my little gorgalintresses.

174. Lately I've seen some really fucking nasty-ass selfies,

175. so I'm here to show you

176. how to beat your face for the gods

177. and get the correct selfie.

178. Already it's hilarious because Utica's arms

179. are like that.

180. And... I'm gonna do it now.

181. Yes, there we go.

182. Test out the powder, making sure it's a real good consist—

183. Just roll that on.

184. To finish off this look,

185. we're gonna grab eyelash glue

186. to really bring everything together.

187. Grab my lips again.

188. If you glue your lips,

189. doesn't it look like I'm a genuine cow?

190. And pose.

191. I think it's cute.

192. Seems like a normal Gottmik thing.

193. Norvina, please do the honors.

194. The winners of this week's challenge are...

195. Rosé and Kandy.

196. You've each won $2,500 worth

197. of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics.

198. - Oh, werk! - Thank you.

199. Queens, thank you for trying my new palette.

200. Now, Norvina, as an extra-special surprise,

201. Kandy and Rosé are gonna do your makeup.

202. Oh!

203. I hear my Uber.

204. Ladykins, we live in a time

205. when a simple act of kindness

206. can go a long, long way.

207. But there's always room

208. for a little bit of well-executed shade.

209. Am I right?

210. So for this week's maxi-challenge,

211. we're throwing a Nice Girls Roast.

212. - Yes!

213. Pig optional.

214. Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.

215. I don't know anything about roasts.

216. I've never been to a roast.

217. I do not wanna roast, bottom line.

218. And the nice girls you'll be roasting

219. are three Miss Congeniality winners.

220. Joining us live and in person will be

221. Heidi N Closet...

222. America's sweetheart Nina West...

223. And the forever fan favorite

224. and face mask pioneer, Valentina.

225. "I'd like to keep it on, please."

226. She was right, I was wrong.

227. There.

228. Growth, RuPaul, growth.

229. Thank you, Dr. Fauci.

230. Oh, and Rosé and Kandy,

231. since you won the mini-challenge,

232. you get to decide the order that the queens will perform.

233. - Ooh. - Ooh.

234. Racers, start your engines,

235. and may the best drag queen win.

236. Lord have mercy, help me!

237. Child, I'm not funny.

238. Honey, this is not the gig.

239. Coming up...

240. You can be in the bottom or in the top all you want.

241. Neither of you are gonna win.

242. Kandy, let's not focus on winning

243. until you can win something, baby.

244. Roasting up a storm.

245. It's getting hot in here, baby. It's a roast.

246. Our maxi-challenge is... ♪ Ba ba bum ba ba ba

247. a fucking roast.

248. Kandy, should we talk first?

249. Yeah, let's break off.

250. Kandy and I get to pick the order.

251. That is fucking iconic,

252. because your placement in a roast lineup

253. can make or break you.

254. So seeing all the girls that are left, and us two—

255. Well, we get to decide where we go, like, down.

256. The first question is when do you wanna go?

257. So often in this competition,

258. girls have the authority and they forget about themselves.

259. No, bitch, me and Kandy are going for ourselves first.

260. The coveted spots usually are the first and the last.

261. I don't know. I kinda wanna, like, open.

262. Why do you wanna open?

263. I feel like I can come out really strong,

264. set the bar really high with energy

265. and, you know, be really shady.

266. I also would love to open

267. and set the tone, set the energy.

268. I don't know. I definitely do not wanna close.

269. You don't wanna close.

270. I'm not witty enough to write my own jokes on the spot,

271. so if any bitch says my jokes throughout the roast,

272. I'm gonna be like, oop.

273. That's why if I go first, I don't gotta worry about that.

274. I do my job and keep it stepping.

275. Like, I know you are really—

276. like, just basing it off of your winning challenge,

277. you're really good with the jokes,

278. and you can hold any placement.

279. Tea, but, I mean, the last has a bit more pressure.

280. I could close. I could close.

281. Rosé, oh, my God, it's risky.

282. Take a fucking risk, bitch.

283. We're at the end. This is the top six.

284. Don't fucking play safe. Girl, go last.

285. So fuck it, I'm going last.

286. We should be responsible for making the night feel good, too.

287. Like, let's say I were to open, right,

288. and Gottmik were to be in the middle,

289. and then you were to close,

290. the energy stays put throughout the entire night.

291. I like that idea.

292. You wanna kind of keep the show high at the beginning,

293. high in the middle, and high at the end.

294. You know, you don't wanna have a boring-ass show.

295. All right, girlies.

296. So we decided I'll open the show.

297. - Symone will be second. - Okay.

298. Utica will be third.

299. Cute.

300. - Mik will be after Utica. - Killing it.

301. Then Olivia, and Rosé will close out.

302. - Oh. - All right.

303. Y'all was in the corner

304. and y'all thought to put y'all selves

305. in the two most challenging places in this roast?

306. All right, bitch.

307. Hey, listen, if you wanna do it,

308. you wanna put it on yourself, hey, have at it, honey,

309. 'cause it ain't me.

310. So do it, honey.

311. We're having ourselves a roast.

312. Werk, babies.

313. The L.A. ho's need to represent.

314. We do.

315. I do not wanna fucking roast.

316. I do not wanna roast.

317. I know. Literally saying that was my exact thought process.

318. But here we are, and now we have to make it work.

319. I'm a little nervous about myself.

320. The only roasts I've seen

321. are the ones in my mama's crockpot,

322. so this is a new experience.

323. I know there are girls here

324. who are, like, just naturally funnier.

325. I must deliver.

326. This is definitely gonna be a challenge for me,

327. because I definitely think I have a problem

328. with being too, like, sweet with things.

329. Really? Sweet? Have you ever been sweet?

330. I think I'm gonna end up doing well.

331. I think I'm gonna do well.

332. It's not my thing, but who's to say what's my thing?

333. - Get it!

334. I'm very confident

335. that you're gonna do very well in this challenge.

336. I think I'm the most worried about Olivia in this challenge.

337. She is so delightful,

338. but you need to be savage in a roast.

339. Nina's shoulders so wide...

340. Oh, that's good!

341. Okay.

342. I'm just reciting over this lovely material.

343. Oh, I cannot wait, my love.

344. Baby, give yourself life.

345. Oh, I need a can of Liv[e] from Olivia.

346. You'll be in the bottom.

347. I was safe.

348. You would know.

349. You would also know, the one that has the most safe.

350. Most safe? You mean most top?

351. I mean, you could be in the bottom

352. or in the top all you want.

353. Neither of you are gonna win.

354. Kandy, let's not focus on winning

355. until you can win something, baby, okay?

356. Excuse me.

357. I won two mini-challenges.

358. Baby, that's the only thing mini about you, baby, okay?

359. - Wow. - You are quick, bitch.

360. Yeah, she gonna be quick to exit.

361. I'm a little bit nervous,

362. because I've done a roast before,

363. and it wasn't so great.

364. But I love reading these bitches,

365. so I'm ready to do this roast,

366. and I'm ready to finally win a fucking maxi-challenge, okay?

367. Coming up...

368. Nina West's shoulders are so wide

369. she makes Tina Burner look like Valentina.

370. We have a Miss cunt-geniality with us here tonight.

371. - Is that too harsh?

372. - Hi! - Hey, Kandy girl.

373. It is time to meet with the comedy coaches,

374. Miss Michelle Visage and Loni Love.

375. Are you ready to roast?

376. I'm ready to do something.

377. Let's do this!

378. Give it to me.

379. Aah! Okay.

380. So for Valentina,

381. I was gonna say something along these lines.

382. Like, well, I think it's pretty funny

383. that we're doing a roast for the Miss Congeniality,

384. seeing that we have a Miss cunt-geniality

385. with us here tonight.

386. Right.

387. Is that too harsh?

388. It's not too harsh.

389. I just don't know if the TV land people

390. are gonna let the word cunt.

391. Hence "charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent."

392. Probably not, right?

393. And you don't wanna be bleeped your whole thing.

394. Right, right, right, right.

395. Also, make sure we hear those.

396. Make sure we understand what you're saying.

397. I'm trying so hard to enunciate my words,

398. because sometimes, you know,

399. my little Bronx accent comes out, bitch,

400. and I'm talking so fast

401. you can't understand what the fuck I'm saying.

402. But just slow it down so we can hear it.

403. Okay, okay.

404. - Hi! - Hey, Gottmik.

405. - Are you ready to roast? - No.

406. It was actually the number one challenge going into this.

407. I was like, if they have me roast, I'm gonna die.

408. All right. Well, I'm ready to see what you got.

409. Okay.

410. Love.

411. This is gonna be me onstage, going through the roast.

412. I know. Where is it, Gottmik?

413. So maybe we start...

414. Start with the honorees.

415. Yeah, let's start with the honorees.

416. I have one that's kind of Kandy and Valentina,

417. so I was gonna kind of go to Kandy,

418. and be, like, Kandy Muse...

419. Mm-hmm.

420. Kandy, girl, you've lip synced more times

421. than Valentina has attempted to block the words "Rent Live"

422. on social media.

423. - Okay. - That's funny.

424. - That's funny. - That's hilarious!

425. Okay. Good to know.

426. Let's hear what else you have.

427. So I wanna say something like,

428. we don't all have our brand given to us

429. the day we were born.

430. Michelle popped out and the doctor smacked her ass

431. to see if she was alive,

432. and the word "whore" just popped right out.

433. That's cute. You got some good stuff.

434. What we don't wanna hear is, "um, okay,"

435. "because what I was gonna say."

436. - We don't want that. - No.

437. Because if you think it's not funny

438. and you kind of apologize when you deliver it,

439. it won't be funny.

440. No.

441. - Olivia Lux! - What up?

442. How are you today?

443. I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little nervous today.

444. I think sometimes I am a little, like, too nice.

445. Yeah. We all know how nice you are.

446. That's what we fall in love with,

447. your smile and your curly hair and your sassy attitude.

448. So I think if you could surprise the crap out of us

449. with some hard-hitting jokes, it would be really fab.

450. Okay, let's do it.

451. Nina West wanted to be on Drag Raceso bad

452. she auditioned 28 times,

453. and there's only been 13 seasons.

454. Okay.

455. Valentina spends over six hours doing her face,

456. two of which are her looking at herself in the mirror,

457. singing I Will Always Love You,

458. but still, six hours.

459. All I hear is crickets. I'm, like...

460. Give me one for Loni.

461. I wanna talk about your engineering degree.

462. - But is that funny? - Um...

463. Okay. Tough audience.

464. We know you could do cute, so we just need more.

465. You can use that cuteness to, you know, eh, stab 'em.

466. You could, you know, shank 'em.

467. - We need more funny. - Believe in yourself.

468. After this rehearsal, I got a lot of work to do.

469. "Molly, you in danger, girl."

470. Very much so.

471. Rosé! So why don't we start with the honorees?

472. Nina West is here, which is no surprise,

473. seeing as Nina could be sitting in Texas

474. while her shoulders are in Arkansas and Louisiana.

475. Nina West's shoulders are so wide

476. that she makes Tina Burner look like Valentina.

477. Heidi's actually really, really thirsty.

478. My boyfriend actually at one point

479. had to send her a cease-and-desist.

480. - Ooh! - Yeah.

481. It wasn't nearly as complicated

482. as when her makeup brushes sent her a restraining order.

483. Oh, my goodness.

484. And that's about as far as I've gotten in my flow.

485. Really good. Find a way to shorten that.

486. - Sure. - Because it's so funny.

487. Your punches are so punchy and good and hard.

488. Yeah, you seem really prepared, Rosé.

489. I can't wait to see it.

490. Okay, well, thank you so much.

491. It's gonna be a good show.

492. Cheers. After the coaching, I'm feeling really confident,

493. and it feels great.

494. Look at me. I'm holding the microphone right now. Damn.

495. - Hey, hey, Symone-yay. - Hey, y'all.

496. Are you ready to roast, babydoll?

497. I'm a little nervous to do it,

498. 'cause I've never done a roast before.

499. - Take it as far as you can. - Okay.

500. If it's not funny, we'll tell you.

501. All right, I'm gonna start with Nina.

502. I'm so happy you could join us tonight.

503. You know, I know that the bridge has been a little, you know—

504. less people been walking across in these hard times.

505. But now that you're here with us,

506. I guess it's you're welcome.

507. - Explain that. - Troll under the bridge.

508. Oh! Okay. Wait, we're gonna have to explain that,

509. so I would lose that.

510. - Lose that one? - Yeah.

511. Let's hear what else you got.

512. Thank you, Kandy, for that marvelous introduction.

513. It's from Hocus Pocus. It's my favorite movie.

514. Oh, okay. Great.

515. But tell me something, my love.

516. When you were standing alone in the back of the stage

517. looking at all the girls who've won a challenge,

518. did it remind you of being in VIP or alone in VIP?

519. Because it was the, um, the meme—

520. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

521. - I think you're an overthinker. - Yes.

522. When you're thinking about this, and it's a meme,

523. and it's a movie, you don't need that.

524. Always better to go right for the jugular.

525. Go right to it, yeah.

526. Because it was, like, long.

527. - You just wanna hit 'em. - Yeah.

528. Be Symone. Use that character to tell your joke.

529. Okay.

530. - Hey! - Hey, Utica!

531. Are you excited?

532. - I am excited, yes. - Okay.

533. I know you're gentle by nature.

534. Do you think you can roast these beasts?

535. Underneath, I think there is

536. a bubbling evil exterior— uh, interior.

537. Good. Fantastic.

538. So, RuPaul, you have been bonkers

539. over Symone in this competition.

540. You know, I think you both could make a really good couple.

541. You know, Symone and Pumbaa.

542. Pumbaa? Pumbaa, you know, like, Lion King.

543. What?

544. It's not a funny joke, Utica.

545. Have you seen Lion King?

546. Yes! I have children, Utica!

547. You sure do look like it.

548. Let's hear what you got for Nina.

549. All right, Nina West.

550. Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you could speak whale.

551. You like that, Loni? Can you speak whale, too?

552. Very mean. Very, very mean.

553. I wouldn't do this.

554. That could be very offensive.

555. Does that trigger you?

556. Does it? Whales? Manatees?

557. Does Dumbo ring a bell to you?

558. No, I'm just kidding.

559. Wow.

560. It's harsh.

561. Even though it's a roast, it still has to be funny.

562. Just mean doesn't work, you know what I mean?

563. My taste level when it comes to humor

564. is I love when it's just accurate.

565. Like, I love, like, really good observations

566. and just a little bit of truth to it.

567. Just think it through

568. of what is funny and what is mean.

569. Mean never works.

570. Yeah.

571. Okay, Utica, you got some work to do,

572. so we're gonna release you to go get to it.

573. - Thank you. - Good luck, Utica.

574. - Bye squad. - That's gonna be complicated.

575. Yeah.

576. Eew.

577. - Gross - How'd it go?

578. Utica.

579. I made a Lion Kingjoke,

580. and Michelle was like, "I don't get it."

581. It was so funny.

582. Michelle was looking at Loni like,

583. "What the fuck's happening? What's happening?"

584. But, no, it was a really good time.

585. Oh, so you feel the same way

586. you felt during Snatch Game and your commercial?

587. Utica's biggest weakness right now

588. is that Utica does not agree

589. with anything the judges have been telling her.

590. She thinks that her art is just the peak of life.

591. I think I'm gonna do really well in this challenge.

592. I have some pretty strong jokes,

593. and this is gonna be authentically me,

594. and I'm ready to make this roast a blast.

595. Coming up...

596. I can't wait to see it.

597. Baby, this is gonna be a battle for you.

598. Huh? The pressure's on.

599. The pressure cooker has been turnt up.

600. Uh-oh. Shots fired.

601. - Whoo-hoo! - Let's get this roast a-cookin'!

602. Roast day, bitch!

603. We are back in the werkroom, and it is time to roast, baby.

604. Who's hungry for a roast?

605. I am feeling better than I did yesterday.

606. However, you can prepare as much as you want,

607. but when the lights, the camera, the action come on,

608. it is anyone's game.

609. Yo, and it's gonna go past really quick,

610. because there's only fucking six of us.

611. Which could be a very good thing for us

612. or a very bad thing for us.

613. Baby, it's gonna be a bad one for you.

614. Huh?

615. - Uh-oh, shots fired.

616. The roast is absolutely not anyone's game.

617. There are stronger roasters in here than others.

618. I know that the strong points

619. are gonna be Kandy, Gottmik, and myself.

620. Baby, I'm about to look like a fucking woman today.

621. I can't wait to see it.

622. Oh, baby, you've seen it all season long.

623. - Have we? - Y'all look like drag queens.

624. And you look like a man.

625. I'm ready to wear this hair, honey.

626. Oh, baby.

627. Come on, lace!

628. - Come on, lace! - Ooh!

629. If y'all don't roast Olivia

630. about her damn lace on that damn wig

631. with them ponytails sticking out of her head,

632. you deserve to go home today.

633. But you still won that week.

634. Bitch.

635. My plan in going into today's roast

636. is basically to shock the judges

637. even more than a girl that you expect is gonna do well.

638. I definitely came into it terrified of the roast.

639. But I definitely feel like I found my rhythm,

640. and I'm feeling like I finally got the comedy voice

641. that I've been looking for, so I'm excited.

642. Werk.

643. - Utica, how are you feeling? - I think my jokes are fun,

644. and I'm confident that I'm gonna do well in this.

645. I feel like, well, if I have fun,

646. like, they're gonna have fun with me.

647. I don't know about her material for this roast.

648. I've heard a couple of jokes,

649. she's been a little off lately,

650. so I'm not sure what to expect,

651. and she's still, like, grinning from ear to ear,

652. can't wait to roast the dolls.

653. I'm hoping that she doesn't turn it up too hot.

654. Has anyone, like, had a moment

655. where comedy got them through, like, a hard time?

656. Well, have you?

657. Yeah, in a way.

658. Like, being drag just brings a lot of joy

659. and fun and comedy into my life,

660. and it's definitely lightened my self-imposed load,

661. if I would say, on myself.

662. Ooh!

663. Y'all nasty and y'all need help.

664. I definitely think comedy

665. gets me through a lot of things in life.

666. I think I use humor sometimes

667. as a way of coping with things that really hurt me,

668. and I think that that's why now I love making people laugh.

669. It is my greatest joy on this Earth in this little body to—

670. - Little? - Thank you.

671. To make people laugh.

672. Nothing makes me feel more complete

673. than to bring people joy

674. and to hear the tangible laughter that comes with that.

675. Agreed.

676. Especially as queer folks and PoC queer folks,

677. it can be a definitely a difficult time

678. in the outside world,

679. and it's the small moments at bars

680. that we have with one another,

681. laughing and talking over a drink and a drag show,

682. that really make our bonds so special.

683. - Mm-hmm. - Or sometimes just a drink,

684. because the drag show fucking sucks.

685. Yeah, we've been to your shows on Monday.

686. Aah!

687. Oh, she's a comedy queen!

688. We'll see.

689. Not all of us

690. can be a self-proclaimed comedy queen like Rosé.

691. Baby, the reviews have been in for years, honey.

692. Years? It sounds like

693. a lot longer than I've been doing drag.

694. It sure does. Thank you for reading yourself.

695. The pressure's on.

696. The pressure cooker has been turnt up,

697. and we just gonna have to see who's gonna be fully cooked

698. or if it's just fucking roasted, my love.

699. And what?

700. Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race.

701. She's sugar and spice and occasionally nice,

702. Michelle Visage.

703. You know what, Ru? Thank you for noticing.

704. - Thank you.

705. The hilarious Ross Mathews.

706. Ross, do you like being the butt of the joke?

707. Ooh, that sounds fun. I'd like to try that.

708. Everybody say Loni Love!

709. Now, Loni, can you take a joke?

710. Only if I can have that outfit, girlfriend.

711. This week we challenged our queens

712. to show off their comedy chops at our Nice Girls Roast.

713. Racers, start your engines,

714. and may the best drag queen win.

715. Coming up...

716. This is the longest on record

717. that Heidi has ever waited before trying to fuck me.

718. You didn't know them words to that lip sync.

719. You let that happen.

720. Uh.

721. Welcome to the first-ever Nice Girls Roast.

722. Please welcome Miss Congeniality Season 11, Nina West.

723. Hey, that's me!

724. Miss Congeniality Season 9, Valentina.

725. ¡Escandalosa!

726. - Hi.

727. And our reigning Miss Congeniality,

728. Heidi N Closet.

729. Whoo!

730. Now, what shady thing

731. could you possibly have to say about these angels?

732. Mm.

733. Let the roast begin.

734. Hey, y'all!

735. Ooh, bitch, don't I look gorgeous tonight, huh?

736. Y'all, my name is Kandy Muse, and I ain't a nice girl.

737. I'm a naughty girl, ooh.

738. Oh!

739. Listen up, bitch.

740. Welcome to the Nice Girls Roast, bitch.

741. Tonight we have the privilege and honor

742. of roasting our amazing Miss Congenialities.

743. Ain't no audience tonight.

744. Mm-mmm.

745. Michelle, don't that kind of remind you

746. of your old concerts from back in the day?

747. Oh!

748. First up, the incredible Valentina.

749. Hello.

750. You know, you and my drag mother

751. have so much history together.

752. But she got one thing correct, baby.

753. You're perfect, you're beautiful,

754. that performance in Rent Live was rough, bitch.

755. Your angel needed an angel.

756. Hello, Miss Nina West!

757. Hi!

758. You make my good Judy Miss Tina Burner

759. look like such a petite woman

760. with those big-ass shoulders you got, bitch. Whoo!

761. I know that Drag Race is the Olympics of drag,

762. and, baby, you the stadium.

763. How can I forget our sweetheart, Miss Heidi N Closet?

764. I don't know what's worse, your fashion on Season 12...

765. Ooh, no, baby, ain't nothin' worse than that.

766. All right.

767. Hello, judges!

768. - Hi! - Hi, Kandy!

769. I don't know what's scarier,

770. waiting for my test results at the clinic

771. or waiting for a critique from the judges.

772. I know at least one of them will come out positive.

773. How could I forget about

774. our amazing special guest judge Miss Loni Love?

775. Hey, Kandy.

776. How does being an extra on Soul Plane

777. land you this big-ass gig on RuPaul's Drag Race?

778. Hey, Ru!

779. Hi!

780. Y'all, RuPaul is so old,

781. Jurassic Park brought back memories.

782. RuPaul's so old, I told her to act her own age,

783. bitch, she died.

784. Miss Kandy Muse from the Haus of Aja.

785. Her little daughter that came out her...

786. to make fun of me,

787. and the bitch did a good job.

788. And then Latinas are in the house. Hey!

789. If you enjoyed my set, thank you so much.

790. If you didn't enjoy it,

791. you're definitely not gonna enjoy the next bitch after me.

792. She is a fashionista

793. with the voice of a fucking gargoyle.

794. Give it up for Miss Symone-Symone-yay!

795. Kandy Muse,

796. thank you for that marvelous introduction.

797. Now, I do have a question for you.

798. Last week, when you were standing

799. in the back of the stage

800. looking at all the girls

801. who've won a challenge in front of you...

802. Did it remind you of standing alone in the VIP?

803. Oh, goodness, gracious.

804. Mm, mm, mm, mm.

805. But speaking of losers,

806. we have our esteemed panel of congenialities here tonight.

807. We have Miss Valentina.

808. We gotta talk about that controversy.

809. Oh, yes, mm-hmm.

810. You didn't know them words to that lip sync.

811. No.

812. You let that happen.

813. Uh.

814. Symone is bombing.

815. It's like time stops.

816. Time is stopping right now.

817. Miss Loni Love.

818. Hey, Symone!

819. Hey!

820. Now, you is an author, an actress, a TV host,

821. and you're a former electrical engineer.

822. But then you somehow were so good at it,

823. you engineered your ass onto this judging panel.

824. Oh, God.

825. - Miss Ross "The Boss" Mathews. - Hi.

826. The gayest one on this panel.

827. Thank you.

828. And that gets me,

829. because you sitting next to a man in a wig

830. that's been pulled, plucked, and prodded...

831. And, no, that's not you, Miss RuPaul, okay?

832. I'm talking about Michelle.

833. Now on to my girls.

834. Oh-livia. Now, I told you

835. that you remind me of the girls back home, and that's poor.

836. But...

837. Heidi's here tonight,

838. so you have one thing to know:

839. that you are not destitute, okay?

840. Oh, my!

841. Symone is gorgeous.

842. I just wish her jokes were as good as she looks.

843. I can't even spell that.

844. I guess it's time to bring up our next queen,

845. straight from the Minnesota Institute

846. for the Criminally Insane,

847. give it up for Utica Queen.

848. Oh, Symone, I thought I was the one

849. who had the balls to bomb that hard.

850. Great job, Symone.

851. The judges love you so much in this competition,

852. especially Ross.

853. You know, Ross and Symone,

854. I think you guys would make a great couple.

855. Symone and Pumbaa.

856. Hakuna matata!

857. Ross, you know I love you.

858. You are so gay that you don't shit on the dick,

859. you skittles on the dick.

860. Ooh.

861. You're so gay they should, uh, uh—

862. they should make the whole—ooh.

863. They should take Celebrity Big Brother

864. and make it Celebrity Big Brother with Benefits.

865. This is hilarious, and not hilarious because it's funny,

866. but hilarious because this bitch

867. is just bombing all of her jokes.

868. Okay, okay, okay.

869. Now that, you know, I got my balls out of the way

870. and I'm bombing, I'm bombing, I know, I know.

871. Nina West.

872. Oh, yes!

873. Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you could speak whale.

874. Heidi, you really remind me

875. of the people I grew up with on the farm:

876. gap-toothed and full of bull semen.

877. Oh!

878. Girl, huh?

879. Valentina, you are such a beautiful sista,

880. but you have this diva attitude that's really hard to swallow.

881. I do.

882. It's just as hard to swallow

883. as Loni Love's comedy career.

884. - Oh!

885. You're the one bombing!

886. No!

887. I love it!

888. You like that? You like that, RuPaul?

889. I mean, RuPaul, you are such a fashion icon.

890. If you could stand up for us, please?

891. Utica tanked the roast really hard.

892. I don't even know how you crawl out of that.

893. And now it's time to bring up the amazing Gottmik.

894. She's so small, her shoe size is the same as her IQ: six.

895. Give it up for Gottmik!

896. - Jesus Christ. - Molly, you in danger, girl.

897. There's definitely tension,

898. and it's my turn, and I'm scared.

899. Good night, good night.

900. Welcome back to the Nice Girls Roast.

901. Oh, thank you, thank you.

902. Wow. How will I ever follow that one up?

903. Ooh.

904. After your set, I really realize

905. that it's so fitting

906. that your name begins with the letters name U-T-I,

907. because you make me extremely uncomfortable

908. and I feel like I need a full bottle of pills

909. to forget about you.

910. Heidi N Closet.

911. Hi, my love. How are you tonight?

912. You lip synced more times than our angel here, Valentina,

913. has attempted to block the words Rent Live

914. on social media.

915. But moving on to our judges, hi, you guys.

916. Hi!

917. Loni Love, I just cannot believe I am standing up here

918. presenting my comedy in front of you.

919. I knew there was gonna be budget cuts this season,

920. but I didn't know it was gonna affect the judges' panel, too!

921. - Hi, Ru. - Hi-ee!

922. - How are you? - Good.

923. I am such a huge fan of you and your work

924. and all of your hit song.

925. Hi, Ross.

926. Hi!

927. I love you so much,

928. and you are the only person I have ever met

929. that watches porn

930. and cums when the pizza gets delivered.

931. What is up with that? Oh!

932. You got a point.

933. Well, did you guys have fun with my set?

934. Yes, all right.

935. Well, hopefully my laughs

936. will get you through the awkward silences

937. on the next bitch's set. Yeah.

938. So give it up for Olivia Lux!

939. This is so fun. Thanks, gorg!

940. Yes.

941. I know—I know what you're thinking:

942. the polite queen roasting.

943. I didn't come here just to be Miss Congeniality.

944. You see where that gets you.

945. I came here to win,

946. something Kandy Muse has yet to do in a maxi-challenge.

947. All right, the judges.

948. Hi, judges.

949. Hi-ee.

950. Mama Ru.

951. Mama Ru, the patient zero of drag queens.

952. Mama Ru is so old,

953. her first drag name was in hieroglyphics.

954. Mama Ru is so old,

955. she signed the Declaration of Independence

956. as parent/guardian.

957. Nina West.

958. Nina West wanted to be on Drag Raceso bad

959. there's only been 13 seasons,

960. and somehow she managed to audition 38 times.

961. Valentina.

962. I noticed Valentina's eyebrows are like tally marks:

963. one, two, three, four, five, um, six, um...

964. It's like she's counting

965. how many times I've been in the bottom.

966. One, two, three, four...

967. - Oh. - Whoa.

968. Well, look at your brows, girl.

969. Well, thank you, everyone,

970. and if you didn't like my set, my name's Michelle Visage.

971. All right.

972. The next queen, she's wearing silver tonight

973. because in our lip sync, she came in second place.

974. I sent her home once, and I can't wait to do it again.

975. Let's give it up for Rosé.

976. Everyone listen, my name is Rosé,

977. and before I get started, I do want us all

978. to give one more massive round of applause for Miss Olivia Lux,

979. who, after what we just experienced,

980. will now forever go by the name Olivia Sux.

981. Valentina, I can't believe I'm standing on this stage with you.

982. I credit a lot of my love for polish and perfection today

983. to watching Valentina while Season 9 was airing.

984. And coincidentally, during All Stars 4,

985. I too realized that I am completely fucking delusional.

986. Yes!

987. Nina West is here, everybody!

988. Nina West's shoulders are so wide

989. that in high school, she auditioned for the school play

990. and got the part of the stage.

991. Now, Heidi and I are actually friends.

992. Heidi and I got to know each other last year in New York.

993. We've hung out a few times, and how you doing, Heidi?

994. - Blessed and highly favored as— - Okay, great.

995. So we've been talking for about 10 seconds.

996. This is the longest on record

997. that Heidi has ever waited before trying to fuck me.

998. - Ooh! - Oh, girl!

999. - Heidi, is it true? - Lies!

1000. - No, it's not lies, baby. - Lies!

1001. The only thing that is thirstier than Heidi N Closet

1002. are her makeup brushes, okay?

1003. Yes, oh, RuPaul, you always look beautiful,

1004. and I'm really proud to announce

1005. that it's not the only thing that we share in common.

1006. I want you all to know that Ru and I

1007. are both actively working in the music industry.

1008. One of us is a recording artist

1009. and one is a singer.

1010. All right, everybody, well, listen, I've had a great time.

1011. But before I leave, I want to leave you with some words.

1012. Well, actually, it's for you, Kandy.

1013. Kandy, I'm really proud of you

1014. for what you've done this season,

1015. but mostly for tonight,

1016. because I know it takes tremendous courage

1017. to show up to a roast when you are a roast.

1018. Thank you, I'm Rosé. Have a wonderful night.

1019. Let's hear from our guests of honor.

1020. Any final words?

1021. Y'all so kind, so kind to me.

1022. Thank you so much.

1023. Being the current reigning Miss Congeniality,

1024. I want to say this as nice as possible,

1025. and it comes deep from my heart, okay?

1026. Fuck you, fuck you,

1027. fuck you, and—

1028. Not you, you got the checks.

1029. And fuck you!

1030. I'm actually here tonight

1031. to return the title of Miss Congeniality.

1032. I tried it for a year, but I'm too much of a diva,

1033. so I'll take Miss French Vanilla Fan Favorite Fantasy.

1034. Kandy Muse is here,

1035. Kandy Muse from the Bronx... Zoo.

1036. Remember this, guys: go big, be kind,

1037. and if you're nice,

1038. you could actually end up on stage with these beasts.

1039. Thanks for having us.

1040. Coming up...

1041. You have a future in stand-up.

1042. I laughed from the beginning to the end.

1043. I don't think it fully worked.

1044. Boo!

1045. Welcome, queens.

1046. It's time for the judges' critiques,

1047. starting with Kandy Muse.

1048. You started the roast tonight, and that's a tough position,

1049. but you set the bar tonight.

1050. Bitch, she died.

1051. I compared everyone after you to you.

1052. You were so funny, and you felt, like, in the zone.

1053. I laughed from the beginning to the end.

1054. We were howling over here, and that's what it's about.

1055. You had the energy, the confidence.

1056. You were my Don Rickles tonight.

1057. You look great.

1058. I live for this extremely cinched moment.

1059. I would have liked a little bit more hair maybe

1060. on top of your head.

1061. But your roast was so good

1062. that you deserve praise for that.

1063. Well done, Kandy.

1064. Thank you.

1065. All right, up next, Symone. You look gorgeous.

1066. Thank you.

1067. Symone, you have been so funny in so many challenges,

1068. so I was really looking forward to seeing you.

1069. And you did have some funny lines in there.

1070. It was the setup and the punch.

1071. It just never fully took off.

1072. When we were talking to you, Michelle and I,

1073. we said to shorten your jokes a little bit.

1074. Just remember, short is sweet is better.

1075. You were overthinking it,

1076. your cards were getting in the way,

1077. one thing led to another, and it just became a spiral.

1078. I know exactly what I want,

1079. I know exactly how I want to execute it,

1080. and when it doesn't go that way,

1081. I kind of shut down a little bit.

1082. I have bombed many a day,

1083. and believe me, I just hang in there.

1084. All right, thanks.

1085. Thank you.

1086. Up next, Utica Queen.

1087. I was very interested to see how you would do roast,

1088. because you're all about joy and positivity, and you went in.

1089. In a roast, nothing is off limits

1090. as long as it's funny.

1091. And I felt like some of these were just observations

1092. and kind of harsh.

1093. When you came out, that first joke was very, very funny.

1094. Balls to bomb that hard.

1095. But once you lost your footing a little bit,

1096. we could tell that your go-to

1097. is to get a little mean to save it.

1098. And you wanna try not to be mean,

1099. but cut and funny.

1100. - Yeah. - It's a fine line.

1101. That's what Loni and I were trying to tell you.

1102. I'm still learning what is comedy and what is offensive.

1103. When it got off the rails,

1104. I started, like, grasping for straws

1105. and trying to save myself.

1106. Maybe not your comfort zone.

1107. A big swing, a bit of a miss.

1108. I'll tell you this.

1109. This might be my favorite look you've done all season.

1110. - I really love it. - Thank you.

1111. It's so gorgeous, it's so Upper East Side society lady.

1112. I wish I could say the same about yours.

1113. Fuck you.

1114. If I'm gonna take anything from this competition,

1115. it's that I got two sets of middle fingers from you,

1116. so thank you.

1117. I gave you this, too.

1118. This is the nastiest hand gesture ever.

1119. - Ever. - Bonus!

1120. It means "I love you."

1121. All right, up next, Gottmik.

1122. Out of everyone that we coached yesterday, Michelle and I,

1123. you listened, and it paid off.

1124. I thought it was really strong.

1125. Your joke about me was my favorite about me tonight.

1126. You cums when the pizza gets delivered.

1127. I feel seen, Gottmik!

1128. There's a reason why my sorority name

1129. was Meat Lover's Supreme, all right?

1130. The way you delivered some of the jokes

1131. were very Phyllis Diller.

1132. I think you have a future in stand-up. I really do.

1133. Oh, my gosh, thanks.

1134. Coming in here, this was the one thing

1135. that I was, like, I do not want to do a roast.

1136. I was, like, absolutely not.

1137. I feel like I have found

1138. this gorgeous little way to read people

1139. that I didn't know I could do.

1140. It is the 'mones. They get me going.

1141. Yeah, blame it on the 'mones.

1142. Yes, if I had a nickel...

1143. I'd have one nickel.

1144. Okay, thank you.

1145. Up next, Olivia Lux.

1146. You know, from day one

1147. I've just been obsessed with how likable you are.

1148. That is a tough thing to be in a roast.

1149. I thought you did have some jokes that landed,

1150. but I don't think it fully worked.

1151. You know, when you came on stage,

1152. even the little walk that you did

1153. felt kind of like an apology.

1154. It was almost like a disclaimer.

1155. I definitely knew that I had

1156. this, like, sweet, you know, character.

1157. I like the idea of, like, turning it all the way up

1158. and then killing them with kindness

1159. and being, like, she said that?

1160. But in such a sweet way.

1161. You felt that you fulfilled the challenge?

1162. I feel as though I fulfilled the challenge.

1163. Hmm.

1164. - All right, thanks. - Thank you.

1165. All right, straight from First Avenue in Minneapolis

1166. after a headlining set with Sheila E

1167. and the New Power Generation, it is Rosé.

1168. I love that outfit. It's a really fun look.

1169. Thank you.

1170. You came out tonight, and you owned it.

1171. I think you executed it beautifully,

1172. and you were the only one without cards,

1173. so you deserve credit for that.

1174. It was a great set, and you had to close the show,

1175. which is the hardest thing to do.

1176. Rosé, you were my Joan Rivers tonight.

1177. Olivia Sux.

1178. Your transitions were so smooth.

1179. But during rehearsal, you were better.

1180. When I first started doing stand-up, you know,

1181. I would have to do two shows a night.

1182. So I'd do my first show, and if I killed,

1183. the second show was always different.

1184. Just remember to never take anything for granted.

1185. And what I also think is that you have everything.

1186. You have the total package.

1187. You are ready to just keep performing.

1188. Good job.

1189. Thank you, Loni.

1190. Thank you, ladies. I think we've heard enough.

1191. While you untuck backstage,

1192. the judges and I will deliberate.

1193. Okay, just between us squirrel friends,

1194. what do you think, starting with Kandy Muse?

1195. Oh, oh, oh, our Kandy Muse knocked it out the park, son!

1196. Kandy gave us that old school corner club vibe.

1197. I loved it. I felt like I was right back there in 1975.

1198. Tonight was fantastic.

1199. She set the bar from the beginning of the roast,

1200. and no other queen topped her.

1201. I just am so proud of Kandy, I could spit.

1202. - Mm-hmm. - But I won't.

1203. Symone.

1204. Tonight, for me, Symone sort of fell on her face.

1205. There were some jokes hidden in there,

1206. but she wasn't selling them.

1207. Her setups were really long,

1208. and then the punchlines were cute,

1209. but it took so long to get there

1210. that you weren't even, like, interested in laughing.

1211. I do, however, wanna give her credit for staying in character.

1212. However, that character really didn't help her

1213. get through all of the losses

1214. that she suffered with those jokes.

1215. This just wasn't her night.

1216. I was happy to see her leave the stage.

1217. Utica Queen.

1218. Boo!

1219. Boo!

1220. When we were coaching her, we were trying to help her.

1221. And we were saying, "Hey, don't be so mean."

1222. She's gotta find a way to listen.

1223. Just wasn't funny tonight.

1224. Moving on to Gottmik.

1225. This one has the goods.

1226. It felt easy watching her.

1227. She felt like she planted herself at a podium

1228. and she, like, delivered it to us.

1229. You know, the best comics are able to take the stage,

1230. and within a few seconds let the audience know

1231. exactly the point of view that they're coming from.

1232. Yes. Her jokes were fire. They were hitting.

1233. She automatically knew what she wanted to do.

1234. I just wanted to see more of her.

1235. Olivia Lux.

1236. She came out there and said, I'm nice,

1237. and I'm not used to doing this.

1238. And we're like, girl, snap out of it,

1239. because you have to get up there and roast.

1240. And it could have been great, because you know

1241. like when Betty White delivers a real zinger?

1242. And you're like, oh, that was so unexpected!

1243. She could have had that moment.

1244. She relied on just being cute

1245. without delivering the joke part.

1246. There were a few.

1247. The section with you was great.

1248. Parent/guardian.

1249. But that was it.

1250. She is so likable and so lovable

1251. and watchable and sweet,

1252. but it's starting to be one-note.

1253. Mm-hmm. All right, Rosé.

1254. Rosé knows what she's doing on stage.

1255. She's got that presence that just is so commanding,

1256. that voice that's, "Hello!"

1257. I wanna look at her, I turn my head to see her,

1258. and you can't deny she's meant to be up on that stage.

1259. I thought she nailed it tonight,

1260. but she definitely was funnier in rehearsal.

1261. I think the silence of the room threw her off.

1262. And then she kicked it in, and then it was a home run.

1263. This girl is like Bianca. She can do whatever—

1264. Silence.

1265. I've made my decision.

1266. Bring back my queens.

1267. Chop, chop.

1268. Welcome back, ladies.

1269. I've made some decisions.

1270. Rosé. Tonight, you were Sheila E-larious.

1271. You are safe.

1272. Thank you.

1273. You may step to the back of the stage.

1274. Symone. You were a vision in 24 karat gold,

1275. but your set was tin roof rusted.

1276. I'm sorry, my dear, but you are up for elimination.

1277. Kandy Muse.

1278. You're right, this is the Olympics of drag,

1279. and tonight, you won the gold.

1280. Con-drag-ulations.

1281. You're the winner of this week's challenge.

1282. Finally, bitch!

1283. Werk!

1284. You better werk, bitch.

1285. You've won a cash tip of $5,000.

1286. Yes, I won a challenge!

1287. And, baby, I am Miss Comedy Queen.

1288. Gottmik.

1289. Your roast was gorg.

1290. You're safe.

1291. Thank you, guys.

1292. Olivia Lux.

1293. Tonight you were consistent:

1294. consistently one-note.

1295. Utica.

1296. You started off with a bang,

1297. but you ended up shooting yourself in the foot.

1298. Olivia Lux.

1299. - You're safe. - Thank you.

1300. You may join the other girls.

1301. Utica, I'm sorry, my dear, but you are up for elimination.

1302. I'm not surprised that I'm in the bottom.

1303. However, I'm excited to lip sync again.

1304. That's where I come alive.

1305. So bring it on.

1306. Two queens stand before me.

1307. Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me

1308. and save yourself from elimination.

1309. The time has come...

1310. for you to lip sync...

1311. for your life.

1312. She has sent two people home, but this is my place here,

1313. and I'm about to have to fight to stay here.

1314. Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

1315. I am just basking in the words.

1316. I'm really trying to punch this song in the face

1317. and really show the judges I want to stay here.

1318. I am 1,000% determined to survive.

1319. Ladies, I've made my decision.

1320. Symone, shantay you stay.

1321. Thank you. Thank you very much.

1322. Not again. Not again.

1323. You may join the other girls.

1324. Great job!

1325. Syracuse, Schenectady, Utica,

1326. next stop, the world.

1327. Keep on wiggling, sis.

1328. Thank you so much.

1329. And Ru, I have one thing to say.

1330. Thank you, really, this has been magical,

1331. and I love each and every one of you.

1332. You're amazing, so thank you.

1333. Now sashay away.

1334. Utica Queen!

1335. Well, when you think you can't, Utican.

1336. Love you guys. Bye!

1337. As I am sashaying away, I'm feeling honestly happy.

1338. For my first roast, at least I know I have potential.

1339. And I know that I got some good zingers in there.

1340. I don't know, maybe in the near future

1341. I could become an expert roaster.

1342. So that makes me happy.

1343. You gotta wiggle to the top.

1344. Con-drag-ulations, ladies.

1345. And remember, if you can't love yourself,

1346. how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?

1347. Can I get an "amen" up in here?

1348. - Amen! - Amen!

1349. All right. Now let the music play.

1350. Next time onRuPaul's Drag Race...

1351. You'll all be starring

1352. in Henny, I Shrunk the Drag Queens!

1353. Hey, girls, how's it going? It's Scarlett.

1354. And action.

1355. Jump!

1356. Oh, ouch.

1357. Ouch, ow.

1358. You were so fun to direct.

1359. This was, like, my wet dream.

1360. This isn't enough for the final five.

1361. It feels like things are just falling apart around me.

1362. I don't wanna disappoint anybody.

1363. I don't want that to be my story.