1. Looking for a new
political party?Copy !req
2. Are you tired
of politics as usual?Copy !req
3. I'm Donald Trump,Copy !req
4. and I do not approve
this message.Copy !req
5. Join theRuPaul's
Drag Race party!Copy !req
6. Life, liberty,
and the pursuit of oppalance!Copy !req
7. Let's meet your candidates.Copy !req
8. Here we go, sis.
Ha-ha!Copy !req
9. Y'all thirsty?Copy !req
10. Ahh.Copy !req
11. My name is Brita and I am
thequeen of New York City.Copy !req
12. I'm the first bitch here.Copy !req
13. Aah!Copy !req
14. Everyone who knows drag
in New York CityCopy !req
15. knows who Brita is.Copy !req
16. I was really hoping
the other girls would be hereCopy !req
17. so that
they could see the winner.Copy !req
18. I have seven shows a week
in New York City.Copy !req
19. I literally do it all:Copy !req
20. commercials, TV,
singing, dancing.Copy !req
21. I took over New York City,Copy !req
22. and now it's time
to take over the world.Copy !req
23. Oh, girl, I look good.Copy !req
24. Most people think I'm like,
a big ol' black lady,Copy !req
25. but I'm a Polynesian princess.Copy !req
26. My dad is from
the kingdom of Tonga.Copy !req
27. Out of drag,
I'm definitely Maui,Copy !req
28. and then at night,
I turn into Moana.Copy !req
29. I guess we'll just waitCopy !req
30. for those other ho's
to come out. Yes, mama.Copy !req
31. I'm so excited.Copy !req
32. I can't wait to see these other
girls that I'm gonna beat.Copy !req
33. Well, that was a long flight.Copy !req
34. I am originally
from Paris, France,Copy !req
35. and recently relocated
to New York City.Copy !req
36. My looks are very inspiredCopy !req
37. by European runways
from the nineties,Copy !req
38. and my performances are danceyCopy !req
39. without all the shenanigans
and the splits and all that.Copy !req
40. So I'm bringing glamour...Copy !req
41. without breaking my hip.Copy !req
42. Hello!Copy !req
43. - Nicky Doll.
- Mwah-mwah.Copy !req
44. Nicky Doll, oh, yes!
You're from New York City!Copy !req
45. - Yes!
- Look at you, mama!Copy !req
46. You like my little
Jean Paul Gaultier realness?Copy !req
47. Yes, come on,
New York City queen.Copy !req
48. Wait, aren't you
from somewhere else, too?Copy !req
49. I'm originally
from Paris, France,Copy !req
50. but I moved to New York
a year and a half ago.Copy !req
51. Oh, I see.Copy !req
52. Nicky Doll is the fashion queen,Copy !req
53. and she's gonna bring beauty,
grace, and a cute little lace.Copy !req
54. But she ain't comin' for me
in the performance area.Copy !req
55. I'm happy to see that there's
another New York queen here.Copy !req
56. I know, right?
I'm gonna win, though.Copy !req
57. Yeah, well,
I'll tell you goodbyeCopy !req
58. when it's the right time.Copy !req
59. Relax your throat, bitches,
'cause you're gagging.Copy !req
60. It's Widow Von'Du.Copy !req
61. 30 years old,
but you couldn't tell.Copy !req
62. I mean, she looks good, though.Copy !req
63. Werk, bitch.Copy !req
64. Slay mother goose, mother god.Copy !req
65. For those of you
that don't know me,Copy !req
66. I am the nastiest bitch
from Kansas City.Copy !req
67. And for those of you
that do know me...Copy !req
68. you're fucking welcome.Copy !req
69. Hi! How are you?Copy !req
70. - Good. How are you?
- You look gorgeous!Copy !req
71. Oh, my God.
Yes, bitch, you are beat!Copy !req
72. Come on, big girl.Copy !req
73. They call me The Thiccums
herself, honey.Copy !req
74. Get you a taste.
Look at this.Copy !req
75. Get into all of this.Copy !req
76. All of it.Copy !req
77. And that's all,
with like four As, eight OsCopy !req
78. and three Is.Copy !req
79. "Aaaaoooooooolll!"Copy !req
80. Yes, bitch.Copy !req
81. How do you feel being sandwichedCopy !req
82. in between us two
big girls right now?Copy !req
83. I feel safe.
I've got my security guards.Copy !req
84. You know, just in case
another ho is super jealous.Copy !req
85. The big girls
about to bring itCopy !req
86. to these little skinny ho's.Copy !req
87. They better be prepared.Copy !req
88. Roll call!Copy !req
89. I know that bitch.Copy !req
90. I'm Jackie.Copy !req
91. Salaam! The Persian Princess
of drag has arrived.Copy !req
92. Aah!Copy !req
93. I'm Jackie Cox,
and I'm 34 years young.Copy !req
94. I am a Middle Eastern nerd,Copy !req
95. and I am the Persian
Annette Funicello of drag.Copy !req
96. - Oh, hello!
- Oh, my God, Jackie!Copy !req
97. - Aah!
- Aah!Copy !req
98. I'm so excited to see Jackie Cox
in the workroom.Copy !req
99. That's my sister from NYC.Copy !req
100. - Oh, my God!
- We made it!Copy !req
101. I know someone,
I know someone.Copy !req
102. - Right?
- Jackie Cox is the queenCopy !req
103. of the cabaret scene
in New York City.Copy !req
104. - What are your names?
- I'm Widow.Copy !req
105. Widow, I'm so sorry.Copy !req
106. I do a little comedy,
I do a little singing.Copy !req
107. I love performing off Broadway.Copy !req
108. Ta-da!Copy !req
109. I love to drop into a character.Copy !req
110. Wait.
What does your dress say?Copy !req
111. Oh, it says my name in Farsi.Copy !req
112. So it says Jacqueline in Farsi.Copy !req
113. - Oh, Jacqueline.
- Oh, I love it.Copy !req
114. But watch out,
because JacquelineCopy !req
115. is also the name
of my evil twin.Copy !req
116. Jackie is not really
so much of a look queen.Copy !req
117. I know that she's gonna
bring her smarts to the show,Copy !req
118. But I don't know
if she's gonna give usCopy !req
119. the glamour that you need
for RuPaul's Drag Race.Copy !req
120. Three New York City queens
so farCopy !req
121. Three? Oh, 'cause
you're from France.Copy !req
122. - Yeah.
- I'm like, France!Copy !req
123. New York City!Copy !req
124. In the house, honey!Copy !req
125. America, it's time
to stop hiding in the closet.Copy !req
126. What the fuck
is this bitch doing?Copy !req
127. All right, tongue power.Copy !req
128. Okay, is someone trying
to come for my culture?Copy !req
129. You know, it sounds a little bit
like a Persian trill.Copy !req
130. I see you're not the onlyCopy !req
131. cunning-linguist
in this group here.Copy !req
132. I am Heidi N Closet.Copy !req
133. I am 24 years of fabulousness,Copy !req
134. and I am from Ramseur,
North Carolina,Copy !req
135. where the chickens
outnumber the people.Copy !req
136. Heidi is serving
her pimp-tress outfit.Copy !req
137. I know I look good in my...Copy !req
138. Aah!Copy !req
139. My drag is very SPF 100.Copy !req
140. Sassy, professional, fierce,Copy !req
141. and she keeps it 100.Copy !req
142. What kind of drag do you do?Copy !req
143. Well, she is more of
just a performance queen.Copy !req
144. She's always ready
to dance and twirlCopy !req
145. and kick and everything.Copy !req
146. The most important part to me
in drag is to be entertaining.Copy !req
147. Because
if you're not entertaining,Copy !req
148. it's like watching the wall dry.Copy !req
149. Is that how you say it?Copy !req
150. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
151. - Oh, my gosh, we're here.
- Yeah!Copy !req
152. Crazy.Copy !req
153. That's my mating call.Copy !req
154. Clearly, I'm single.Copy !req
155. Oh, oh, oh, oh.Copy !req
156. Ahoy.Copy !req
157. My name is Gigi Goode,Copy !req
158. and I'm not just good,
I'm incredible.Copy !req
159. When I am entering a room
in drag,Copy !req
160. I really am trying to have
that Cinderella story momentCopy !req
161. where everyone is just
kind of like, who's that bitch?Copy !req
162. Argh, mateys!Copy !req
163. I love it, honey!Copy !req
164. The Pirates of the Caribbean
was in town. Oh, my God.Copy !req
165. Is one of her legs a peg leg?Copy !req
166. I need to know right now.Copy !req
167. Fashion
means everything to me.Copy !req
168. I see my drag
going to the cover of Vogue.Copy !req
169. Period.Copy !req
170. Hey, everybody!
What's up?Copy !req
171. Hi, I'm Gigi!Copy !req
172. I've heard about you.
I've seen you on Instagram.Copy !req
173. You're like, fierce.Copy !req
174. So nice to meet you.Copy !req
175. Okay, so Gigi Goode
is also bringing fashion.Copy !req
176. I know her from Instagram.Copy !req
177. She's definitely
going to be tough competition,Copy !req
178. and I can't wait
to put her down.Copy !req
179. I am living
for this outfit of yours.Copy !req
180. Thank you.
My mother made it.Copy !req
181. Birth mother
or your drag mother?Copy !req
182. - Both.
- Your mom is your drag mom?Copy !req
183. Technically, yeah.Copy !req
184. She's a theatrical
costume designer, so most—Copy !req
185. Oh, yes.
Are you a good seamstress?Copy !req
186. - I'm sure, 'cause—
- I am.Copy !req
187. My mom taught me
how to sew, so—Copy !req
188. Awesome.
How old are you?Copy !req
189. I'm 21 years old.Copy !req
190. - 21.
- Oh.Copy !req
191. Fresh off the boat.Copy !req
192. Oh.Copy !req
193. I think
the first impression of meCopy !req
194. is going to be "Oh, God,
here's another fashion queen,Copy !req
195. no personality, no talent,
no humor."Copy !req
196. I'm going to prove each
and every one of them wrong.Copy !req
197. - We're here.
- We're here, Isn't it wild?Copy !req
198. H-E-A-R, hear.Copy !req
199. I was hoping to be
the skinny one. Nope.Copy !req
200. Maybe All Stars.Copy !req
201. - Uh-oh.
- Uh-oh.Copy !req
202. Who's ready to party and play?Copy !req
203. Checkers anyone?Copy !req
204. Michelle Visage's nightmare
just arrived.Copy !req
205. I'm Crystal Methyd,
and I'm a little devilCopy !req
206. that likes to raise hell
in the Bible Belt.Copy !req
207. I spit.Copy !req
208. You can typically catch CrystalCopy !req
209. rocking bright colors,
tropical print and cheetah.Copy !req
210. I think the most impressive
thing I bring to the tableCopy !req
211. is my sick moves.Copy !req
212. I'm known as the dancing diva.Copy !req
213. No.Copy !req
214. I think my most impressive
drag talentCopy !req
215. would be my makeup skills.Copy !req
216. I want to make sure that
these other girls knowCopy !req
217. that you're never gonna know
what to expectCopy !req
218. from Crystal Methyd.Copy !req
219. Oh, my God!Copy !req
220. It's not just the season
of New York now.Copy !req
221. It's now the season of Missouri.Copy !req
222. - Missouri's in the house!
- Yes!Copy !req
223. Crystal, good to meet you.Copy !req
224. Crystal? Just Crystal?
Crystal Methyd.Copy !req
225. Oh.Copy !req
226. Crystal comes jumping
into that workroomCopy !req
227. looking like something
jumped out of the box.Copy !req
228. All of a sudden, I'm hungry
for, you know, a croissant-wich.Copy !req
229. So you're like a look queen,
comedy queen, clown queen?Copy !req
230. I'm a look queen,
I'm a comedy queen,Copy !req
231. I'm a talented queen.Copy !req
232. You can definitely tell
that these other bitchesCopy !req
233. are feeling some type of way
about Miss Crystal.Copy !req
234. But y'all better be ready.Copy !req
235. The bitch is fierce.Copy !req
236. Ooh, bring on the next girl.Copy !req
237. - No.
- Let's go, where are you?Copy !req
238. Ooh, girl!Copy !req
239. She done already
done had herses.Copy !req
240. What in the hell is going on?Copy !req
241. Ru-Mail is playing and...Copy !req
242. there's only me
and six other bitches here.Copy !req
243. Wait, is this it?Copy !req
244. What the hell is going on?Copy !req
245. Can somebody tell me where
the rest of the bitches at?Copy !req
246. Hey, racers.Copy !req
247. - Hi!
- Hi!Copy !req
248. Are you drop-dead gorgeous?Copy !req
249. Do you slay well with others?Copy !req
250. Because whether you're a part
of a lucky seven,Copy !req
251. a baker's dozen
or a mènage á trois...Copy !req
252. - Ooh.
- I'm looking for that bitch.Copy !req
253. Yes, girl!Copy !req
254. Hello, hello, hello!Copy !req
255. Welcome to RuPaul's
Drag Race 2020.Copy !req
256. Now, this is a year
of life-changing choices,Copy !req
257. and now, more than ever,Copy !req
258. we need your charisma,
uniqueness, nerve and talentCopy !req
259. to help save the world.Copy !req
260. So I am proud to announce
your candidacyCopy !req
261. to become America's
Next Drag Superstar.Copy !req
262. Now, I have to warn you.Copy !req
263. It's a crowded field
of candidates this season.Copy !req
264. So to get to know
each of you better,Copy !req
265. we're not just having
one premiere.Copy !req
266. We're having two premieres.Copy !req
267. And you lucky seven
are the first group of queensCopy !req
268. to make your case to the nation.Copy !req
269. - Yes.
- Yes.Copy !req
270. First in, best in.Copy !req
271. For your very first
mini challenge,Copy !req
272. it's Fashion Week
at RuPaul's Drag Race,Copy !req
273. presented by Bubly
Sparkling Water.Copy !req
274. Come on, bubbles.Copy !req
275. I want to see all the fun
and flavors of fashionCopy !req
276. as you slay the runwayCopy !req
277. in both a Spring
and a Fall look.Copy !req
278. - Oh.
- All right.Copy !req
279. I'm like so excited
for this mini challenge.Copy !req
280. I want to be walking the runway
in Fashion Week.Copy !req
281. Like, how fucking fun is it?Copy !req
282. I take fashion very seriously,Copy !req
283. so I need to fucking
nail this challenge.Copy !req
284. Now, I know for a factCopy !req
285. that major players
in the fashion worldCopy !req
286. watch Drag Racefor inspiration,Copy !req
287. so let them have it.Copy !req
288. Oh, God.Copy !req
289. I'm hella nervous right now,Copy !req
290. because with there
only being seven of us here,Copy !req
291. the microscope
is on each and every one of us,Copy !req
292. and any little slip-upCopy !req
293. could send us
right out that door.Copy !req
294. Racers, your campaign
for the crown starts now.Copy !req
295. The winner
ofRuPaul's Drag RaceCopy !req
296. receives a one-year supplyCopy !req
297. of Anastasia Beverly Hills
cosmeticsCopy !req
298. and a cash prize
of $100,000.Copy !req
299. With extra-special guest judge
Nicki Minaj.Copy !req
300. Presenting
the Spring Collection.Copy !req
301. You never get to see
the Summer Collection.Copy !req
302. No, that's resort.
Summer is resort.Copy !req
303. I prefer cruise.Copy !req
304. - You do.
- I heard.Copy !req
305. For our very first
mini challenge,Copy !req
306. it's Fashion Week,Copy !req
307. and we have to walk in
both Spring and Fall categories.Copy !req
308. I am like, so excited.Copy !req
309. Oh, wait,
the show is starting.Copy !req
310. Serving fashion
for spring, Brita.Copy !req
311. This is so exciting.Copy !req
312. Ru is there, Michelle
is there, Carson is there.Copy !req
313. I see Raven.
Oh, I love Raven so much.Copy !req
314. Grab a tulle
and start banging.Copy !req
315. I look like a waterfall fairy,Copy !req
316. with all this tulle
swishing around like water.Copy !req
317. I let it go and it releasesCopy !req
318. and then you see
just strand of tulleCopy !req
319. just following behind me
like a trickling stream.Copy !req
320. Make it known,
Brita is here!Copy !req
321. Oh, I guess she's not
gonna take the train.Copy !req
322. She's gonna walk.Copy !req
323. Nicky Doll.Copy !req
324. She's very wisteri-ous.Copy !req
325. For the spring look,Copy !req
326. I'm serving you nymph
going to Olympus,Copy !req
327. and I am on Zeus's list, bitch.Copy !req
328. She's lilac-tating.Copy !req
329. When it comes
to drag aesthetic,Copy !req
330. France is highly inspired
by runways and high fashion.Copy !req
331. This is what I do.
I'm a look queen.Copy !req
332. I can see her "oui-oui."Copy !req
333. Widow Von'Du.Copy !req
334. Make some room, bitches.
Make some room!Copy !req
335. I'm poppin' the shit
out of this runway,Copy !req
336. wearing all the brightest
of neoprene.Copy !req
337. That's my look.
A ratchet-ass queenCopy !req
338. with some high-class fashion.Copy !req
339. It's hot.
Let me take my jacket off.Copy !req
340. Boom! Matching bra.Copy !req
341. What's that? Nero-prene.
What's it called?Copy !req
342. - Neoprene.
- Neoprene.Copy !req
343. I'm on it right now.
It stops the internal bleeding.Copy !req
344. Most big girls, they're
afraid to be who they are.Copy !req
345. They see all the skinny girls
wearing absolutely nothing,Copy !req
346. and they're like, Oh, my God,
I can't do that.Copy !req
347. Fuck that.Copy !req
348. If you liked it,
you should've put a hood on it.Copy !req
349. Jackie Cox!Copy !req
350. Emilio Hoochie.Copy !req
351. My spring runway
is Jackie-a-go-go.Copy !req
352. I always bring
a little bit of retro-glamCopy !req
353. into whatever I'm doing.Copy !req
354. I love Barbara Eden,Copy !req
355. so the nods to Barbara Eden
in the hair,Copy !req
356. the little spit curls
on my cheeks,Copy !req
357. Not only do they hide
my sideburns,Copy !req
358. but they're freaking cute.Copy !req
359. 'Cause a lady
do always have a purse.Copy !req
360. - A lady do carry a purse.
- Always.Copy !req
361. Heidi N Closet.Copy !req
362. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
363. Welcome to Timbuktu.Copy !req
364. I love
the way this drapes.Copy !req
365. I mean, it is drapes.Copy !req
366. Literally.Copy !req
367. I am super excitedCopy !req
368. to show these judges
who Heidi N Closet is.Copy !req
369. She's giving genie in a bottle,Copy !req
370. psychedelic
Springtime realness.Copy !req
371. It represents me being
just over the top,Copy !req
372. glamorous, splashy,
sparkly head to toe.Copy !req
373. And all of a sudden...Copy !req
374. You could see
her civil rights hair.Copy !req
375. Oh, Lord!Copy !req
376. But I keep going.Copy !req
377. I keep going,
and that's important.Copy !req
378. Hats off to her.Copy !req
379. Gigi Goode.Copy !req
380. I love
a spring prance-suit.Copy !req
381. This spring look
screams Gigi Goode.Copy !req
382. It's Easter Sunday
at the trailer park.Copy !req
383. I just joined
a lesbian motorcycle gangCopy !req
384. and, bitch, I am ready to ride.Copy !req
385. Watch out for her peeps.Copy !req
386. This is what
I excel in.Copy !req
387. I am a fashionable bitch.Copy !req
388. Ooh, pastel-equent.Copy !req
389. Crystal Methyd.Copy !req
390. Don't try this at home.Copy !req
391. Skip-to-my-Ru.Copy !req
392. This is a pretty
girly look for Crystal Methyd.Copy !req
393. It's colorful, it's creative,Copy !req
394. it's intentionally
over-accessorized.Copy !req
395. I feel most comfortable
when I am being a weirdo.Copy !req
396. She has got to stop
putting ViagraCopy !req
397. in her fabric softener.Copy !req
398. Now serving fashions
for Fall, Brita.Copy !req
399. Just when you thought it was
safe to go back in the water.Copy !req
400. I am serving you
oil-spill realness.Copy !req
401. You've got oil spilling
into this gorgeous, dark blue.Copy !req
402. I am cinched, I cannot breathe,
but it doesn't matterCopy !req
403. because I am here
to slay the game.Copy !req
404. No glove, no love.Copy !req
405. I'll take one glove love.Copy !req
406. I think there's been
a fisting accident,Copy !req
407. Nicky Doll.Copy !req
408. Ooh-la-la.Copy !req
409. Gaultier.Copy !req
410. For the fall look,
I'm hitting that runwayCopy !req
411. like Paris Fashion Week.Copy !req
412. I'm serving you
Jean Paul Gaultier,Copy !req
413. Karl Lagerfeld, Chanel.Copy !req
414. I'm putting all my fucking
culture in one outfit.Copy !req
415. Now, Nicky's French.Copy !req
416. What is Nicky French for?Copy !req
417. Nicky is French for nooky.Copy !req
418. Au revoir!Copy !req
419. Widow Von'Du.Copy !req
420. The Widow Von'Don't.Copy !req
421. Get into it, bitches.Copy !req
422. Get into all of it.Copy !req
423. My hair is big, my hips are big.Copy !req
424. Oh, guess what?Copy !req
425. Ooh!Copy !req
426. Pants!Copy !req
427. Oh, darling, it's mother
of the house la beige.Copy !req
428. - Huh.Copy !req
429. This outfit is bad
as a motherfucker.Copy !req
430. It's tans, tans, tans
across the board!Copy !req
431. Jackie Cox.Copy !req
432. - Thoroughly modern Jackie.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
433. My sense of fashion
is a little bit more old schoolCopy !req
434. than some of the other girls.Copy !req
435. Mom got a divorce,
and she's never been happier.Copy !req
436. I love that abilityCopy !req
437. to kind of create this
whole fantasy of silly people,Copy !req
438. and then live in that world.Copy !req
439. She's serving
early Ruth Gordon.Copy !req
440. But with Bader-Ginsburg.Copy !req
441. Heidi N Closet.Copy !req
442. Oh.Copy !req
443. - Her hips don't lie.
- Nope.Copy !req
444. Soon as I turn the corner,Copy !req
445. I can hear just that:Copy !req
446. Oh, that was breathtaking.Copy !req
447. They was living for me!Copy !req
448. Them's child-bearing hips.Copy !req
449. I enjoy the small-town
simple life.Copy !req
450. But Heidi needs the big cityCopy !req
451. so she can blow up
and have some fun.Copy !req
452. Oh, sweet Jesus.Copy !req
453. Well, that explains
the hip replacements.Copy !req
454. Gigi Goode.Copy !req
455. Where's Gigi Bad?Copy !req
456. Hmm, that's what
I want to know.Copy !req
457. I'm just serving
your average,Copy !req
458. every day, BDSM horse-jockey.Copy !req
459. Also made by my mom.Copy !req
460. So, bitch, this outfit
is fitting me like a glove.Copy !req
461. Is this a yea or a neigh?Copy !req
462. They shoot whores,
don't they?Copy !req
463. Tally-ho!Copy !req
464. Crystal Methyd.Copy !req
465. Freddy or not,
here she comes.Copy !req
466. One, two,
fashion's coming for you.Copy !req
467. It is a full gown
inspired by Freddy Krueger.Copy !req
468. I make a lot
of my own drag myself.Copy !req
469. I love thrifting to create
weird and unique looks,Copy !req
470. and I'm hoping
I get some goodies.Copy !req
471. If you stay Freddy,
you ain't got to get Freddy.Copy !req
472. - Whaa!
- Whaa!Copy !req
473. - Whaa!
- Whaa!Copy !req
474. Michelle,
is that your leg again?Copy !req
475. Sorry.
It's my third leg.Copy !req
476. Coming up...Copy !req
477. It's time to dig
a little bit deeper.Copy !req
478. Wait, wait.Copy !req
479. I can't believe I almost forgot
to tell you this part.Copy !req
480. Uh-oh.Copy !req
481. I am terrified.Copy !req
482. We did it, ladies.Copy !req
483. Mini challenge over and done.Copy !req
484. Oh!Copy !req
485. We done did
our first runways.Copy !req
486. We did our first challenge.Copy !req
487. Can one of you sirs unzip meCopy !req
488. so I can peel out of this
like a can of biscuits?Copy !req
489. Yeah, I'll help you, mama.Copy !req
490. Now it's time to rub it off,Copy !req
491. untuck it,
and show some things.Copy !req
492. - Oh!
- Ooh, werk.Copy !req
493. Nicky, Nicky...
looks French.Copy !req
494. She's selling baguettes at nightCopy !req
495. and selling different baguettes
during the day, honey.Copy !req
496. Heidi is definitely
a love childCopy !req
497. with Mayhem and lemurian.Copy !req
498. Fuck. Lemurian.Copy !req
499. It's like an animal
that has big-ass eyes.Copy !req
500. A lemur?Copy !req
501. Heidi definitely
looks like a lemur.Copy !req
502. Oh, this is always
the best part of drag.Copy !req
503. - Getting out of it?
- Crystal, that is a wig.Copy !req
504. I love that hair, girl.Copy !req
505. My dad had a mullet that was
like, down to his crack, so...Copy !req
506. - Wait, really?
- I'm trying to get there.Copy !req
507. Who would have thought
that behind this clown makeupCopy !req
508. was such a cute twink?Copy !req
509. What does your tattoo say?Copy !req
510. I got it at a concert,
and it says "One Direction"Copy !req
511. No, I don't trust you.Copy !req
512. You have a tattoo that says
"One Direction" in Arabic?Copy !req
513. Yes.Copy !req
514. - Do you speak Arabic?
- No.Copy !req
515. But I didn't want
everyone to knowCopy !req
516. that I had
a One Direction tattoo.Copy !req
517. I guess y'all
are wearing clothes.Copy !req
518. I should just
put on somethingCopy !req
519. because I feel like a ho
right here.Copy !req
520. - You don't have to.
- No, that's fine.Copy !req
521. No one's gonna make you
put clothes on.Copy !req
522. Jackie,
damn, Jackie is hot.Copy !req
523. I definitely can see
where all the hummus go.Copy !req
524. 'Cause come on, bubble butt!Copy !req
525. Hummus, the hummus.Copy !req
526. - She's Persian.
- Oh, hummus!Copy !req
527. Hummus. Oh, my God!Copy !req
528. - I'm sorry.
- Girl.Copy !req
529. Hey, squirrel friends.Copy !req
530. Where'd all the ladykins go?Copy !req
531. They're gone, packed away.Copy !req
532. Ladies, now that we've had
a sneak peak of your fashion,Copy !req
533. it's time to dig
a little bit deeper.Copy !req
534. Now, for your first
maxi challenge,Copy !req
535. you'll be performing
the bad-ass rap singleCopy !req
536. I'm That Bitch.Copy !req
537. Now, each of you needs
to write her own verse,Copy !req
538. and as a group,Copy !req
539. you need to work together
on the choreography.Copy !req
540. Uh-oh.Copy !req
541. Now, this is your big chanceCopy !req
542. to introduce yourselves
to the worldCopy !req
543. and break out from the pack.Copy !req
544. Gentlemen, start your engines,Copy !req
545. and may the best woman—Copy !req
546. Wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
547. I can't believe I almost forgot
to tell you this part.Copy !req
548. - Uh-oh.
- Okay.Copy !req
549. Not only will you be
performing your rapCopy !req
550. on the main stage,Copy !req
551. you'll be performing itCopy !req
552. in front of our extra-special
guest judge.Copy !req
553. Young Money.Copy !req
554. Shut up!Copy !req
555. Miss Nicki Minaj.Copy !req
556. That's right,
Think pink, bitches.Copy !req
557. Holy moly.Copy !req
558. Nicky Minaj is going to be
judging my rap skills,Copy !req
559. and I have never rapped
in my life,Copy !req
560. so I am terrified.Copy !req
561. Gentlemen, start your engines
and may the best woman win.Copy !req
562. All right, we got this.Copy !req
563. - Whoop, whoop!
- I'm that bitch.Copy !req
564. I am that bitch.Copy !req
565. I am so excited
for this challenge.Copy !req
566. It's a motherfucking
rap challenge!Copy !req
567. I've never even
sang karaoke before.Copy !req
568. I love to rap and write music.Copy !req
569. This is my shit, like—Copy !req
570. But are you good at it?Copy !req
571. There's a difference
between people writing stuffCopy !req
572. and being good at it.Copy !req
573. Are you good at writing?Copy !req
574. Are you good at doing music?Copy !req
575. I went to school
for musical theater, like—Copy !req
576. Going to school and doing it
are two separate things.Copy !req
577. Oh, baby, I've been in
Broadway national tours.Copy !req
578. Don't come for me.Copy !req
579. I'm gonna sound like
Weird Al Yankovic.Copy !req
580. I don't know if people
would consider Jackie CoxCopy !req
581. really having a lot of flavor,Copy !req
582. but I do love
writing parody lyrics.Copy !req
583. Does anyone know
a good rhyme for naughty?Copy !req
584. - Body.
- Ody, ody, ody.Copy !req
585. Body. Body.
That's not a bad one.Copy !req
586. Shoddy.Copy !req
587. Shady lady, Peter Brady.Copy !req
588. - You don't love that?Copy !req
589. Well, start packing.Copy !req
590. All right, guys.Copy !req
591. Well, so far I think
I'm that bitch, so...Copy !req
592. Okay. Then we got to
figure out how we're dancing.Copy !req
593. Are we ready
to put together a number?Copy !req
594. Well, bring your ass
over here and let's see.Copy !req
595. - What?
- That's French.Copy !req
596. I'm gonna take the
Meredith Vieira spot over here.Copy !req
597. Okay, raise your handsCopy !req
598. if you feel comfortable
choreographing at all.Copy !req
599. I've had some experience
choreographingCopy !req
600. like for other girls
back at home.Copy !req
601. Widow?Copy !req
602. I choreograph my talent numbers
when I do my pageants.Copy !req
603. I have six backup dancers
sometimes,Copy !req
604. and, I mean, but we dance.Copy !req
605. - Right.
- I think that the peopleCopy !req
606. that are used
to choreograph shows weekly,Copy !req
607. should probably
take the lead.Copy !req
608. Heidi and Widow should do it.Copy !req
609. Before we do that,
who actually dances?Copy !req
610. Okay, well, let me tell you,
I can't even touch my toes.Copy !req
611. Oh.Copy !req
612. I mean, in the girl group
that I am in,Copy !req
613. I am the slowest learner.Copy !req
614. I am so concerned right now.Copy !req
615. It's hard working with bitches
who don't dance.Copy !req
616. Can we at least
just not over-complicate it?Copy !req
617. Like, let's keep it like
Spice Girls level of dancing.Copy !req
618. Heidi and I are nominatedCopy !req
619. to be the leads
of this choreography.Copy !req
620. I've watched this show enough.Copy !req
621. If you are the captain
of this ship,Copy !req
622. you are going down.Copy !req
623. Coming up...Copy !req
624. Yeah, "don't you wish" is when
you should start marching out.Copy !req
625. I think that
we should switch it up.Copy !req
626. I think if we had like staggered
movements at certain times.Copy !req
627. Drop, take a knee,
watch Brita go.Copy !req
628. Pose, okay, switch, pose.Copy !req
629. Shut up and let me do my job.Copy !req
630. - Oh!
- Oh!Copy !req
631. Where the magic happens.
Oh, my God.Copy !req
632. It is now time for us
to start doing choreographyCopy !req
633. for I'm That Bitch.Copy !req
634. Nicki Minaj is going to be
like 15 feet away from us.Copy !req
635. And we're gonna
knock it out of the park.Copy !req
636. I think we should have
our choreographers—Copy !req
637. I'm looking at you two—Copy !req
638. you open it since
we're gonna rely on youCopy !req
639. for this first choreography.Copy !req
640. All right, chocolate sister.Copy !req
641. Let's choreograph this shit.
All right.Copy !req
642. So I was thinking
that what we should doCopy !req
643. is three come in from here,
three come in from here,Copy !req
644. and you march down
as if you're—Copy !req
645. we're the Bad Bitch Army.Copy !req
646. Of all of these girls,Copy !req
647. I'm probably
the least coordinated.Copy !req
648. Can people crump?
Can everybody crump?Copy !req
649. Nope.Copy !req
650. I don't know dance moves,Copy !req
651. I don't know terminology.Copy !req
652. I can't even count.Copy !req
653. Five, six, seven, eight.Copy !req
654. I'm just gonna look
so dumb doing that.Copy !req
655. I'm gonna be honest right now.Copy !req
656. But goddamn it, I'm gonna
fucking pull it together,Copy !req
657. and I'm not gonna
let myself go home.Copy !req
658. Hit it.
One, two, three, four.Copy !req
659. - Okay.
- So three is a circle.Copy !req
660. One, two, three, four.Copy !req
661. Widow, she keeps on
pulling out the same moves.Copy !req
662. She just keeps on
doing this little thing.Copy !req
663. Just kept on keeping.Copy !req
664. That's okay, but like
what else do you got?Copy !req
665. Yeah, "don't you wish"Copy !req
666. is when you should
start marching out.Copy !req
667. I think that we should
switch it up just for variety.Copy !req
668. Do something like, simple.Copy !req
669. First we got
to get out here firstCopy !req
670. before we start switching it up.Copy !req
671. I think if we had likeCopy !req
672. staggered movements
at certain times.Copy !req
673. 'Cause the focus is
supposed to be on the soloist.Copy !req
674. Unless you want
the four of usCopy !req
675. to just strut
on that first four.Copy !req
676. They're already strutting,
I mean—Copy !req
677. That's the way it is,
don't—don't—don't you wish?Copy !req
678. - I like that.
- You could be that bitch.Copy !req
679. Miss Jackie and Miss Brita.Copy !req
680. You two ho's, shut up
and let me do my job.Copy !req
681. Or we can just drop,
take a knee,Copy !req
682. watch Brita go,
work, hype her, yeah.Copy !req
683. No. That's—no.Copy !req
684. I think if there were
like moments of like, pose.Copy !req
685. Okay, switch, pose.Copy !req
686. But we've seen routines
of bitches just posing.Copy !req
687. I hope you can hear all that air
I just exclaimed from my body.Copy !req
688. We can do like—Copy !req
689. you know the type of—
like J-Lo choreographyCopy !req
690. where it's like
Human Centipede thing?Copy !req
691. Yeah, I love that.Copy !req
692. Not the human centipede!Copy !req
693. I'm feeling some auras
from Widow.Copy !req
694. Like I can feel the steam
coming off her wig.Copy !req
695. Widow's frustrated,
and I don't blame her.Copy !req
696. We can't get through
a single move.Copy !req
697. People keep chiming in
on what they want to do.Copy !req
698. That's when
you start behind me.Copy !req
699. There are just too many
motherfucking chefsCopy !req
700. in this goddamn kitchen.Copy !req
701. I think we should go ahead,
because there's six verses,Copy !req
702. and we're stuck
on the first one now.Copy !req
703. Augh!Copy !req
704. The time is tickingCopy !req
705. and we all trying to put
our own little zest of lemonCopy !req
706. in the choreography,
and it's not going anywhere.Copy !req
707. I think someone
should take the lead.Copy !req
708. - Yeah.
- We talk too much.Copy !req
709. It's got to be
one of you two.Copy !req
710. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
711. Do you want
to take the lead or—Copy !req
712. Honestly, I don't know.Copy !req
713. I've been trying
to give lead advice,Copy !req
714. but no one wants to listen,
so I'm like, girl.Copy !req
715. We want it, we want it.Copy !req
716. If you feel uncomfortable
doing it,Copy !req
717. then take the lead, honey,
please.Copy !req
718. 'Cause you're already coming up
with stuff that's good,Copy !req
719. and I think
we just need to like do it.Copy !req
720. Okay. So we need to find
the easy choreographyCopy !req
721. that we're gonna re-use
for each person's—Copy !req
722. You know what?Copy !req
723. I'm just gonna sit here
and be quiet. Fuck it.Copy !req
724. Y'all want to do it?
Go ahead.Copy !req
725. Show me what you got.Copy !req
726. Go ahead. Go ahead.
Go ahead.Copy !req
727. I think to open it up,Copy !req
728. we could just do the posing
for like the first part,Copy !req
729. and then choreograph later on.Copy !req
730. Miss Widow, when I started
taking control a little bit,Copy !req
731. I could feel like all daggers
pointing at me.Copy !req
732. I think we should start
on stage.Copy !req
733. I think that would be best.Copy !req
734. So it starts
with me and Venom.Copy !req
735. - She called me Venom.
- Venom, oh, my God.Copy !req
736. - Why'd I call you Venom?
- Venom?Copy !req
737. I think we should go a little
bit like cliche rap song.Copy !req
738. When they start clapping,
we can just like twerk.Copy !req
739. I can't twerk.Copy !req
740. You can twerk, Brita.
Come on.Copy !req
741. Brita has a hard time catching
up with the choreography,Copy !req
742. and she seems to be
shaking in her boots.Copy !req
743. In New York, she has
such a big reputation.Copy !req
744. So I'm surprised to see her kind
of buckling under the pressure.Copy !req
745. But you ain't that bitch.Copy !req
746. It's unanimous, uh, uh,
I'm that bitch.Copy !req
747. Wait. One minute. Sorry.Copy !req
748. Okay, we have some work to do.Copy !req
749. Homework.
We're gonna need to practice.Copy !req
750. I mean, we still have parts
to like figure out, though.Copy !req
751. At the end of the day,
I'm nervous as hell.Copy !req
752. We barely have anything.Copy !req
753. Like I can't go home.Copy !req
754. I have to represent
for New York City.Copy !req
755. Oh, my God!Copy !req
756. Coming up...Copy !req
757. Widow, I can tell you were
getting a little frustratedCopy !req
758. yesterday in rehearsal.Copy !req
759. You still mad at us?Copy !req
760. I know I'm gonna stand out,Copy !req
761. but I'm worried
that Jackie and BritaCopy !req
762. are gonna throw me
under the bus,Copy !req
763. and I don't want to go down
with this ship.Copy !req
764. That's right.Copy !req
765. Come on! First runway.Copy !req
766. It is time for us to get ready
for the first judging,Copy !req
767. and the motherfucking stakes
are high.Copy !req
768. Last night's rehearsal
was shit,Copy !req
769. and I am nervous as all hell.Copy !req
770. I'm glad we got to work
a little bit more last night.Copy !req
771. I stayed up all night long,
practicing, so...Copy !req
772. I did not sleep a wink.Copy !req
773. I didn't get to rehearse like
everyone else did last night,Copy !req
774. so I'm a little worried.Copy !req
775. Why? What's up?Copy !req
776. I actually had
a really bad allergic reaction,Copy !req
777. and I had to be taken
to the emergency room.Copy !req
778. Last night?Copy !req
779. After an hour of sleep,
I'm running on adrenaline,Copy !req
780. so, I mean, we'll see.Copy !req
781. We're relying on youCopy !req
782. to turn some stunts and tricks
in this number, so...Copy !req
783. I'm a little nervous
because back at home,Copy !req
784. I'm known as a dancer.Copy !req
785. And if I go home
on a dance challenge,Copy !req
786. that's gonna be like the crack
of the century for me.Copy !req
787. - Jackie.
- Yeah?Copy !req
788. So I know that you have
a Persian background.Copy !req
789. Yeah, we're like
international queens,Copy !req
790. I was born in Canada,
but I'm half Persian.Copy !req
791. I'm terrified
of Persian people seeing thisCopy !req
792. and like,
what's that gonna be like,Copy !req
793. because it's not okay.Copy !req
794. Like being gay is still
punishable by death in Iran.Copy !req
795. - Really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
796. Oh, my God.Copy !req
797. I've never met
another Persian drag queen.Copy !req
798. I know very few Persian members
of the queer communityCopy !req
799. because it's such a dishonor
to your family,Copy !req
800. and that's where I struggle.Copy !req
801. Because I really started
to embrace my Persian heritage,Copy !req
802. but also knowingCopy !req
803. that there's a pretty oppressive
government in IranCopy !req
804. that would rather see me dead.Copy !req
805. My experience living in Morocco.Copy !req
806. I moved there when I was 12,
which is like—Copy !req
807. When you're queer, like 12
starts to get to be the ageCopy !req
808. where you start to realize
that you're different.Copy !req
809. And being in a country,
like, say,Copy !req
810. where you could go to jail
for being who you are.Copy !req
811. Is it illegal in Morocco, too?Copy !req
812. If you kiss someone in public,Copy !req
813. people can call the cops
and you end up in jail.Copy !req
814. Wow.Copy !req
815. So I didn't come outCopy !req
816. until I came back
to my countryCopy !req
817. because I didn't feel safe
at all.Copy !req
818. We complain,
but there's places whereCopy !req
819. it is way harder for us
to just even exist.Copy !req
820. But we got
to keep fighting for it,Copy !req
821. because this election
is coming up,Copy !req
822. and I don't want this country
to go the way of some others.Copy !req
823. Nope, nope, amen.Copy !req
824. I want any kid
who feels likeCopy !req
825. they're culturally not allowed
to be who they areCopy !req
826. to realize that
you can be gay and a drag queenCopy !req
827. and anything you want to be.Copy !req
828. Are you guys feeling ready
for the choreography?Copy !req
829. Yesterday during rehearsals
I was feeling very overwhelmed.Copy !req
830. Oh, my God, me, too.Copy !req
831. Widow, I can tell
you were gettingCopy !req
832. a little frustrated yesterday
in rehearsal.Copy !req
833. You still mad at us?Copy !req
834. No.Copy !req
835. Did you let it go?Copy !req
836. I know I'm gonna stand out
in my part,Copy !req
837. but I'm worried
that Jackie and BritaCopy !req
838. are gonna throw me under the busCopy !req
839. because I was nominated
as the dancing choreographer.Copy !req
840. And I don't want to go down
with this ship.Copy !req
841. And what?Copy !req
842. Welcome to the main stage
of RuPaul's Drag Race.Copy !req
843. She's got that super bass,
Michelle Visage.Copy !req
844. Darling, did you use
the wrong door?Copy !req
845. Did I?
I mean, I came inCopy !req
846. where the queen
was supposed to come in through.Copy !req
847. I think you're supposed
to be over here.Copy !req
848. Please don't tell me
I did something wrong.Copy !req
849. I don't want to get
in trouble by Ru.Copy !req
850. Oh, she's coming.Copy !req
851. Okay. You're doing great.Copy !req
852. I'm going as fast as I can, Ru.Copy !req
853. And what?Copy !req
854. Welcome to the main stage
of Nicki Minaj's Drag Race.Copy !req
855. Aah!Copy !req
856. I'm so glad you're here.Copy !req
857. Young Money in the house.Copy !req
858. Brrrrr!Copy !req
859. Her anaconda do,
Michelle Visage.Copy !req
860. You should know
what my anaconda do.Copy !req
861. Style superstar
Carson Kressley.Copy !req
862. You ready?Copy !req
863. I'm ready to pound the alarm!Copy !req
864. Even though I've never
pounded anything in my life.Copy !req
865. I haven't. Not yet.Copy !req
866. This week, in honor of our
extra-special guest judge,Copy !req
867. we challenged
our first seven queensCopy !req
868. to introduce themselves
with an original rap.Copy !req
869. Gentlemen, start your engines,Copy !req
870. and may the best woman win!Copy !req
871. Coming up...Copy !req
872. Epic-ness!Copy !req
873. Okay, this is where I'm gonna
press the trap door button.Copy !req
874. Aah!Copy !req
875. Hey, world, it's the premiere
of I'm That Bitch.Copy !req
876. Category is Sparkle.Copy !req
877. First up, Brita.Copy !req
878. How's your head... wrap?Copy !req
879. I am serving sparkle
everywhere.Copy !req
880. There are so many mirrors
on this jumpsuit,Copy !req
881. I am a damn disco ball.Copy !req
882. Yes, ma'am.Copy !req
883. Brita, please.Copy !req
884. Crystal Methyd.Copy !req
885. What the hell?Copy !req
886. Walking down
this runway for the first time,Copy !req
887. I am feeling hot.Copy !req
888. This outfit represents my dragCopy !req
889. because I love dressing up
like a beautiful monster.Copy !req
890. Yummy.Copy !req
891. I guess it's today, Satan.Copy !req
892. Gigi Goode.Copy !req
893. Worst case
of helmet hair I've ever seen.Copy !req
894. She's jaded.Copy !req
895. Gigi does not
use rhinestones,Copy !req
896. so tonight on the runway
I'm using glitter.Copy !req
897. Just head to toe, clean lines.Copy !req
898. I feel stunning.Copy !req
899. Yes, chicness.
Love it.Copy !req
900. The bike still running?Copy !req
901. Heidi N Closet.Copy !req
902. Heidi sings the blues.Copy !req
903. I am living
my rich woman fantasy,Copy !req
904. and I'm going slow.Copy !req
905. And I want them to count every
last one of these riboles.Copy !req
906. I want them to know she paid
a nice dollar for this gown.Copy !req
907. Come on, pussycat wig!Copy !req
908. Yes!Copy !req
909. I got to pick up some
ramen noodles. That reminds me.Copy !req
910. Jackie Cox.Copy !req
911. You've got to climb
Mount EverestCopy !req
912. to reach
The Valley of the Dolls.Copy !req
913. I'm walking out like
I'm emerging from her boudoir.Copy !req
914. And she takes her dollCopy !req
915. and that doll will make her
sparkle, Jackie, sparkle!Copy !req
916. You got a prescription
for those?Copy !req
917. This outfit is very
representative of JackieCopy !req
918. because it's a little retro,Copy !req
919. but has a little bit
of that modern twist.Copy !req
920. Miss Bouvier, you stay.Copy !req
921. Oh, bee-hive now.Copy !req
922. That's a reach.Copy !req
923. I'll leave the way I came in.Copy !req
924. Nicky Doll.Copy !req
925. I've heard of feathered hair,Copy !req
926. but never a feathered bosom.Copy !req
927. My runway look tonightCopy !req
928. is iron, metal-like feathers.Copy !req
929. Vixen makeup, bad bitch that
you don't want to mess with.Copy !req
930. And I'm here to con-kere.Copy !req
931. Con-kere?Copy !req
932. Conquer. Conquer.
I'm here to conquer.Copy !req
933. Mask for mask.Copy !req
934. Widow Von'Du.Copy !req
935. Oh, damn!Copy !req
936. She's ready for takeoff.Copy !req
937. She is.Copy !req
938. I love the earrings.
Obsessed.Copy !req
939. My drag is in your face,Copy !req
940. like you can't help
but look at itCopy !req
941. and that's what
my sparkle look is.Copy !req
942. It's what Judy Jetson
would wearCopy !req
943. after she took over
the company.Copy !req
944. Now she saying, "Bitch
better have my sprockets."Copy !req
945. It's like
the Sydney Opera House.Copy !req
946. It is.
Why go all the way thereCopy !req
947. when you can just look
at her shoulders?Copy !req
948. Yeah.Copy !req
949. Coming up...Copy !req
950. Your lyrics
didn't really tell me much.Copy !req
951. When we want to get to know you,
we want to get to know you.Copy !req
952. Who the fuck is this bitch?Copy !req
953. Welcome, ladies.Copy !req
954. Now it's time
for the judges' critiques,Copy !req
955. starting with Brita.Copy !req
956. Hello, Brita.Copy !req
957. Hi, nice to meet you.Copy !req
958. The thing that stands out to me
about you is your energy.Copy !req
959. You seem inviting.Copy !req
960. That's really, really
a good thing in show business.Copy !req
961. Your looks in the fashion show
were both very beautiful.Copy !req
962. You know how to shape your body.Copy !req
963. I can tell that just from
seeing you on one episode.Copy !req
964. This runway look
certainly is sparkly,Copy !req
965. but what I'm really appreciating
are all the details.Copy !req
966. You're creating a narrow waist
with the peplum flare.Copy !req
967. You look like a pro.Copy !req
968. Thank you.Copy !req
969. Your lyrics didn't really
tell me much about youCopy !req
970. except that you want to win.Copy !req
971. And what I love
about what we're doing hereCopy !req
972. is we're taking the timeCopy !req
973. to really get to know
each and every one of you.Copy !req
974. Because when
you're all crammed together,Copy !req
975. we don't get as much time.Copy !req
976. But when we want to get to know
you, we want to get to know you.Copy !req
977. 100%.Copy !req
978. I know they said
you didn't say too much.Copy !req
979. But as a rapper, to me,
what you said about yourselfCopy !req
980. was that you're cocky,
you are optimistic,Copy !req
981. and you don't doubt yourself.Copy !req
982. And when it comes to rap
or show business,Copy !req
983. I think those three thingsCopy !req
984. are actually really, really
freakin' good!Copy !req
985. Thank you so much. Aah!Copy !req
986. Up next, Crystal Methyd.Copy !req
987. Are those boots Prada?Copy !req
988. No.Copy !req
989. It was The Devil Wears Prada
joke. Anyway...Copy !req
990. Just note to the director.Copy !req
991. Put some laugh track
under his last statement.Copy !req
992. My favorite thing
that you didCopy !req
993. was that Freddy Krueger fashion.Copy !req
994. It was very gorgeous,
very chic.Copy !req
995. The bandages, the hair,
genius idea.Copy !req
996. With your rap, I love that
you said "Make my mama proud,"Copy !req
997. because ultimately,
that's what we all want to do.Copy !req
998. I mean, that's what I wanted
to do when I started rapping.Copy !req
999. So, tch-tch,
good job with that.Copy !req
1000. Tonight, she's cute,
she's costume-y.Copy !req
1001. I can't wait to see what else
you got in your wheelhouse.Copy !req
1002. Thank you.Copy !req
1003. Up next, Gigi Goode.Copy !req
1004. Your fashion show choices
were fantastic.Copy !req
1005. You love a helmet, too.Copy !req
1006. Three out of four looks
have incorporated helmets.Copy !req
1007. I do love a helmet.Copy !req
1008. What I loved the most
about your rapCopy !req
1009. is that you had
a double entendre in it.Copy !req
1010. I'm just here to win
and leave a bitch on read.Copy !req
1011. Literally,
I would steal that line.Copy !req
1012. Like, that's a real rap line,Copy !req
1013. and I want you
to really understandCopy !req
1014. that's a real rap line.Copy !req
1015. Because you're talking
about reading a bitchCopy !req
1016. and also leaving them on read
on your phone.Copy !req
1017. So when I saw
that you said that,Copy !req
1018. I was like, who the fuck
is this bitch?Copy !req
1019. Up next, Heidi N Closet.Copy !req
1020. - Heidi N Closet.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1021. What made you choose that name?Copy !req
1022. I was from a very small townCopy !req
1023. and there's
a lot of straight menCopy !req
1024. who would always try
to get my goodies.Copy !req
1025. So basically it was
a lot of undercover brothersCopy !req
1026. trying to holler at you
where you from.Copy !req
1027. Oh, all of them.Copy !req
1028. Heidi N Closet,Copy !req
1029. What was your second choice?Copy !req
1030. Sasha Nicole Fierce,
but you didn't—Copy !req
1031. - No.
- Okay, this isCopy !req
1032. where I'm gonna press
the trap door button.Copy !req
1033. Aah!Copy !req
1034. Where are you from?
Small-town girl, you said.Copy !req
1035. I'm from Ramseur,
North Crack-i-lacky,Copy !req
1036. and we're outnumbered
by chickens.Copy !req
1037. B-b-b-b-b-bawk.Copy !req
1038. In the fashion show,Copy !req
1039. you know, you had a moment
with your headpiece falling off.Copy !req
1040. You did pick it up and carry on,Copy !req
1041. so I want
to applaud you on that.Copy !req
1042. Thank you.Copy !req
1043. And then this look
on the runway,Copy !req
1044. it's opalescent oppalance.Copy !req
1045. But I hate, hate, hate
your hair and makeup today.Copy !req
1046. The wig and the makeupCopy !req
1047. could have enhanced
your face even moreCopy !req
1048. to match this beautiful gown
that you have on.Copy !req
1049. What's your experience like
in this challenge?Copy !req
1050. It's been crazy.Copy !req
1051. Last night
I got back to the hotelCopy !req
1052. and just welts and hivesCopy !req
1053. just started down my arms
and down my legs,Copy !req
1054. and I had to go to the ER.Copy !req
1055. Wow.Copy !req
1056. So you had
an allergic reaction last night?Copy !req
1057. Yes, I did.Copy !req
1058. We narrowed it down
to the hotel's detergentCopy !req
1059. or something that I may have ate
for the first time, kale.Copy !req
1060. That'll do it.Copy !req
1061. Kale will not do that, no.Copy !req
1062. Goddamn kale.Copy !req
1063. I'll never eat kale again.Copy !req
1064. Don't—oh, my goodness.Copy !req
1065. Never!Copy !req
1066. If you were hospitalized
last nightCopy !req
1067. and you came out here
and did the performance you did,Copy !req
1068. you are a superstarCopy !req
1069. and you have a very genuine
spirit and your spirit shines.Copy !req
1070. Up next, Jackie Cox.Copy !req
1071. Salaam, RuPaul June.Copy !req
1072. Sounds delicious.
I'll have two.Copy !req
1073. I want to talk about
your fashion looks right awayCopy !req
1074. because they were
some of my favorites.Copy !req
1075. I love the Spring.Copy !req
1076. it was very sixties, very
Laugh-In, very Oleg Cassini.Copy !req
1077. And I love this look.Copy !req
1078. Your rap was so fantastic.Copy !req
1079. I really got to know
who you were from that.Copy !req
1080. I love that you saidCopy !req
1081. "Just like my girls, Laverne,
Deb, and Courtney."Copy !req
1082. And I love that you rhymed
naughty with CourtneyCopy !req
1083. because most people would have
had the obvious rhyme schemeCopy !req
1084. for a word like naughty,
you know.Copy !req
1085. I love that you're
a proud Persian queen.Copy !req
1086. One thing
that I am going to tell youCopy !req
1087. because you are of Persian
decent and your hair is dark,Copy !req
1088. we're already seeing
the bleed-through on the beard.Copy !req
1089. This is going to be
the bane of your existence.Copy !req
1090. But if you need help
with something,Copy !req
1091. now is the time to look aroundCopy !req
1092. and say "I love
the way you do this.Copy !req
1093. Can you give me some tips?"Copy !req
1094. You got it, Michelle.Copy !req
1095. All right, we've got another
Nicky in our midst, Nicky Doll.Copy !req
1096. Hi, RuPaul.Copy !req
1097. Let's talk about
your fashion looks.Copy !req
1098. That beautiful kind of hasidic
meets Jean Paul Gaultier,Copy !req
1099. which was really chic.Copy !req
1100. This look is somethingCopy !req
1101. that like Pink or Robyn
would wear on a tour.Copy !req
1102. Like, it is stunning.Copy !req
1103. Your face is just
shutting everybody down.Copy !req
1104. You look like a Barbie
out of the box.Copy !req
1105. Thank you so much.Copy !req
1106. I wanted to let you know alsoCopy !req
1107. that I named myself
Nicky Doll after you.Copy !req
1108. Well, you are doing me proud.Copy !req
1109. Tonight in your performance,Copy !req
1110. I felt you a little bit
unsure of yourself.Copy !req
1111. What was going on with that?Copy !req
1112. I just feel likeCopy !req
1113. I've been watching the show
for so many years overseas.Copy !req
1114. And standing there
in front of all of you,Copy !req
1115. it was just overwhelming.Copy !req
1116. You never have
to second guess it.Copy !req
1117. The reason you're here
is because Ru picked you.Copy !req
1118. So just let those voices go away
'cause they don't matter.Copy !req
1119. How do you say saboteur
in French?Copy !req
1120. - Saboteur.
- It's a French word.Copy !req
1121. Oh, you knew that?Copy !req
1122. Put the laugh track in
over that.Copy !req
1123. I got it. I laughed.Copy !req
1124. Up next, Widow Von'Du.Copy !req
1125. I love the Missy Elliot
kind of referenceCopy !req
1126. with the neoprene neon.Copy !req
1127. You put your thing down,Copy !req
1128. you flipped it and reversed it
with that hood action.Copy !req
1129. Ooh, going there.Copy !req
1130. Yeah, you know I'm into
a little bit of rap myself.Copy !req
1131. What I loved most was your rap
and the performance.Copy !req
1132. It was some next-level shit.Copy !req
1133. Thank you.Copy !req
1134. Lyrically, Miss Lady,
when I heard the line,Copy !req
1135. "'cause they rub together
like they harmonize,"Copy !req
1136. I was like in here screaming.Copy !req
1137. I was just like,
yes, thank you!Copy !req
1138. Thank you, ladies.
I think we've heard enough.Copy !req
1139. Now, while you untuck backstage,Copy !req
1140. the judges and I
will deliberate.Copy !req
1141. All right,
now just between us Barbs,Copy !req
1142. what do you think?Copy !req
1143. Brita.Copy !req
1144. I mean, I just like her energy.Copy !req
1145. She's so positive
and has a joy about herCopy !req
1146. that I kind of
want to see more of that.Copy !req
1147. When a person
can make you feel happy,Copy !req
1148. that transference of energy,
like that goes a long way.Copy !req
1149. Crystal Methyd.Copy !req
1150. I get a little bit worriedCopy !req
1151. when they pigeon-hole themselves
into one specific thing.Copy !req
1152. 'Cause she had the same makeup
on for the fashion show.Copy !req
1153. If she can step up
with the fashion and the makeupCopy !req
1154. and match that
with how funny she isCopy !req
1155. and how charismatic she is,Copy !req
1156. then she is going to be
like such a big threat.Copy !req
1157. Gigi Goode.Copy !req
1158. She nailed it
on a different levelCopy !req
1159. with that green and the latex.
Oh, my God.Copy !req
1160. And it looks like she has
a personality under that, too.Copy !req
1161. 'Cause a lot of times,
fashion queens will come on,Copy !req
1162. they're like,
"I'm fashion, I'm fashion,"Copy !req
1163. and there's
no personality there,Copy !req
1164. So to have her like that with
a personality is very exciting.Copy !req
1165. Heidi N Closet.Copy !req
1166. It is my job to convince her
to change that name.Copy !req
1167. Worst name ever,
but in the performance,Copy !req
1168. I mean, she was like reenacting
Death Becomes Her.Copy !req
1169. Her head was like everywhere.Copy !req
1170. When you can perform like that
while still lip syncingCopy !req
1171. and like slay-ana all day,
like that in itself is a show.Copy !req
1172. I think Slay-ana is a better
name then Heidi N Closet.Copy !req
1173. Absolutely.Copy !req
1174. Jackie Cox.Copy !req
1175. Well, I love all Cox.Copy !req
1176. - Same.
- Especially Jackie.Copy !req
1177. She's very smart.
Her lyrics showed that.Copy !req
1178. She's in on the joke with usCopy !req
1179. and like knows how to play to us
without playing to us.Copy !req
1180. I like that.Copy !req
1181. She gets fashion.
She gets period fashion.Copy !req
1182. She gets fashion, period.Copy !req
1183. Nicky Doll, en francais.Copy !req
1184. Her performance
in and of itself was good.Copy !req
1185. But when she was doing
the group parts,Copy !req
1186. I saw her kind of really
laying back and being insecure.Copy !req
1187. So I worry about that.Copy !req
1188. But something about that accentCopy !req
1189. just gave me everything
I didn't know I needed.Copy !req
1190. Like, coupled with the factCopy !req
1191. that she was more laidback
in the performanceCopy !req
1192. to me made her now turn into
this mysterious Paris girl.Copy !req
1193. She knows how to do
her own makeup,Copy !req
1194. she knows high fashion,Copy !req
1195. and she's
drop-dead beautiful, period.Copy !req
1196. Widow Von'Du.Copy !req
1197. Her Spring runway was fun.Copy !req
1198. It was like this is bad-ass.Copy !req
1199. When you put her on that stage,
she shines.Copy !req
1200. And that's what we love,
seeing people perform.Copy !req
1201. At the end of the day,
you can wear a beautiful dress,Copy !req
1202. beautiful this, beautiful that.Copy !req
1203. But we like attitude
and charisma on the stageCopy !req
1204. and energy and fun,
and she brought all of that.Copy !req
1205. I want to see more, more, more.Copy !req
1206. I want to see what
the Widow's gonna Von'Du!Copy !req
1207. Up in her!Copy !req
1208. Now, Nicki, I'm curious.Copy !req
1209. What would your I'm That Bitch
rap sound like?Copy !req
1210. Okay, I would say
something like this.Copy !req
1211. - Yes!
- I love it.Copy !req
1212. I love it!Copy !req
1213. Yay, Nicki.Copy !req
1214. That's what I would say,
something like that, yeah.Copy !req
1215. Well, that's why
you're the queen.Copy !req
1216. Thank you.Copy !req
1217. All right, silence.Copy !req
1218. I've made my decision.Copy !req
1219. Bring back my girls.Copy !req
1220. Welcome back, ladies.Copy !req
1221. I've made some decisions.Copy !req
1222. Brita, grab a penCopy !req
1223. and sign yourself up
for another week.Copy !req
1224. - You're safe.
- Thank you so much.Copy !req
1225. You may step
to the back of the stage.Copy !req
1226. Jackie Cox.Copy !req
1227. You've got real Persian-ality.Copy !req
1228. You're safe.Copy !req
1229. Thank you.Copy !req
1230. Crystal Methyd.Copy !req
1231. You've got great style,Copy !req
1232. but remember,
the devil's in the details.Copy !req
1233. You're safe.Copy !req
1234. Nicky Doll, the first rule
of Drag RaceCopy !req
1235. is do not second-guess yourself.Copy !req
1236. You're safe.Copy !req
1237. Thank you.Copy !req
1238. You may join the other girls.Copy !req
1239. Heidi N Closet.Copy !req
1240. Your performance
gave us a severe reaction.Copy !req
1241. You're safe.Copy !req
1242. You may join the other girls.Copy !req
1243. Thank you.Copy !req
1244. I'm in the bottom?Copy !req
1245. I am trying so hard not to cry.Copy !req
1246. I want to throw some shit,Copy !req
1247. but I can't
because ain't nothin' close.Copy !req
1248. I don't even know what to think.Copy !req
1249. Did I really do that bad?Copy !req
1250. Gigi Goode and Widow Von'Du.Copy !req
1251. I'm sorry, my dears, but you...Copy !req
1252. are the top two queens
of the week.Copy !req
1253. This week, no one's going home.Copy !req
1254. But there will be one winner.Copy !req
1255. Two queens stand before me.Copy !req
1256. Prior to tonight,Copy !req
1257. you were asked to prepare
a lip sync performanceCopy !req
1258. of Starshipsby Nicki Minaj.Copy !req
1259. Ladies, this is your last chance
to impress me,Copy !req
1260. earn the first win
of the season,Copy !req
1261. and a cash tip.Copy !req
1262. $5,000.Copy !req
1263. Child.Copy !req
1264. The time has come...Copy !req
1265. for you to lip sync...Copy !req
1266. for your life!Copy !req
1267. Girl, I'm revving my engine.Copy !req
1268. Fucking Nicki Minaj
is waiting to see meCopy !req
1269. lip sync to her song.Copy !req
1270. Oh, trust,
I am not losing this, bitch.Copy !req
1271. 'Cause I'm about to wear you out
like good weave.Copy !req
1272. Good luck,
and don't fuck it up.Copy !req
1273. One moment.Copy !req
1274. My favorite thing to do
when I lip syncCopy !req
1275. is just be so seamlessly
gorgeous and fashion.Copy !req
1276. And then flip it around
and turn it into comedy.Copy !req
1277. I can tell that Miss NickiCopy !req
1278. is getting
her motherfucking life!Copy !req
1279. If you ever need a bitch
in a video, call a hoCopy !req
1280. Epic-ness!Copy !req
1281. O-M-G!Copy !req
1282. Wow. That was
a fantastic lip sync.Copy !req
1283. And I've made my decision.Copy !req
1284. Widow Von'Du...Copy !req
1285. you're a winner, baby.Copy !req
1286. Epic, epic, epic, epic,
epic, epic, epic.Copy !req
1287. It means so much.Copy !req
1288. Con-drag-ulations.Copy !req
1289. You've won $5,000 provided
by Bubly Sparkling Water.Copy !req
1290. Thank you.Copy !req
1291. What?Copy !req
1292. Gigi Goode, you were fantastic,Copy !req
1293. and you are safe
to slay another day.Copy !req
1294. Thank you so much.Copy !req
1295. And con-drag-ulations, ladies.Copy !req
1296. But don't get too comfortable,Copy !req
1297. because there are more queens
clocking in soon.Copy !req
1298. What do you mean, Ru?Copy !req
1299. No more ho's!Copy !req
1300. I'm not letting them take
my spot in this competition.Copy !req
1301. And remember this,
if you can't love yourself,Copy !req
1302. how in the hell
you gonna love somebody else?Copy !req
1303. Can I get an "Amen" up in here?Copy !req
1304. - Amen!
- Amen!Copy !req
1305. All right,
now let the music play!Copy !req
1306. Next time
onRuPaul's Drag Race...Copy !req
1307. Welcome to the second premiere
of RuPaul's Drag Race 2020.Copy !req
1308. - Mm!
- You're a feast!Copy !req
1309. Are you ready
to meet the other queens?Copy !req
1310. Bitch, what?Copy !req
1311. - What's going on?
- What's happening?Copy !req
1312. I hope these bitches are
ready to eat the leftovers.Copy !req