RuPaul's Drag Race 11x9

1. Previously onRuPaul's Drag Race...

2. We're playing the Snatch Game At Sea.

3. Oh, my God!

4. Is this bitch recording?

5. The only thing I've assaulted is a cheese plate.

6. Her joints are always wet.

7. Yvie Oddly.

8. Whoopi's a good choice because we all know Whoopi

9. and there's a lot there. You brought none of that.

10. Brooke Lynn Hytes.

11. The accent wasn't there. The jokes weren't there.

12. I just got a like a confused realtor maybe from Toronto.

13. Silky Nutmeg Ganache, con-drag-ulations.

14. You are the winner of this week's challenge.

15. Ladies, shantay, you both stay.

16. We got a couple of lip sync assassins in our presence.

17. No one is safe.

18. Oops.

19. Ru has saved both Brooke Lynn and Yvie.

20. You've got to give credit where credit is due,

21. because they did slay the shit out of that lip sync.

22. Oh.

23. Oh, my God.

24. How are you guys feeling?

25. I mean, I couldn't be mad,

26. because I deserved to be in the bottom two.

27. There's no question about that.

28. But you're an amazing person to perform with,

29. and it was fun.

30. Yeah, exactly.

31. I'm just glad that I got another opportunity

32. to show what I can do.

33. The Snatch Gamewent every bit as horribly for me

34. as my worst nightmares.

35. But to know that I went up against

36. the toughest lip syncer here

37. and I'm still kicking feels so good.

38. What I learned today is that you have to keep turning it

39. because it really doesn't matter

40. unless you're doing the best any given week.

41. That's what I keep trying to stress to y'all.

42. At this point, it's anybody's game.

43. With the exception of Tyra and Trixie,

44. everyone that has won Drag Race

45. has placed in the top of Snatch Game.

46. But besides Miss Silky, Yvie and Brooke Lynn,

47. they were some of the frontrunners

48. for this competition, and they just bombed.

49. So now it could be anyone's game, really.

50. Silky, congratulations.

51. Congrats, bitch.

52. So you won the mini challenge and the main challenge.

53. I've won two main challenges.

54. Last week a bitch was telling me that I was talentless,

55. but I just won.

56. See, God is good.

57. Miss Yvie, you reap what you sow.

58. I do feel that because all of us are still here,

59. the pressure is definitely on.

60. I'd like to know from some of y'all,

61. like now that the pressure's on,

62. like what are you going to do differently?

63. Nothing.

64. I packed what I packed to get here.

65. At this point, I can't show any more than Silky.

66. And I did wonderful this week.

67. So there's nothing else I can show,

68. but do what I'm supposed to do,

69. and show why I'm an exceptional drag queen.

70. One thing I can say about myself,

71. if I'm going to be wrong, I'm going to be committed and wrong.

72. People don't like it.

73. They talk about me, say I'm talentless,

74. but I don't give a fuck. I am here.

75. The Bible say speak it plain and watch it pass.

76. I done spoke it plain.

77. Lord will make your enemy your footstool. Miss Yvie.

78. And on that note, let's get out of drag.

79. - Let's get out of here. - Yay.

80. I'm actually shocked

81. that Silky thinks she can't do anything to better herself.

82. Yeah, she's doing amazing,

83. but like at some point, it's not going to be enough.

84. If you're not willing to address the judges' critiques,

85. I can't see you getting into the top four.

86. You have to be able to adapt and adjust.

87. If you can't do that, there's no way.

88. Oh, my titty!

89. The winner ofRuPaul's Drag Race

90. receives a one-year supply

91. of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics

92. and a cash prize of $100,000.

93. With extra special guest judges Fortune Feimster,

94. Cheyenne Jackson, and Natasha Lyonne.

95. Why is this bitch all made—

96. Why is she—aah!

97. Did you pull her titties out? Did you pull her titties out?

98. It's a new morning. We're still eight queens.

99. Somebody should have went home.

100. We had a double shantay.

101. But, girl, does that mean we'll have a double elimination?

102. Hello, hello, hello.

103. Mama Ru, bitch.

104. You know, ladies,

105. I always try to come from a place of love,

106. but sometimes you just have to break it down

107. for a mother trucker.

108. So... the library is about to be open.

109. Because reading is what?

110. Fundamental.

111. Ooh, child, look at this fabulous selection

112. from L.A. Eyeworks.

113. I'd like to use this sickening pair right here.

114. I'll take those, thank you.

115. I can't believe I'm about to say this,

116. but bye, Bruno.

117. First up, Nina West.

118. All right.

119. The library is open, bitch.

120. Thank you, mama.

121. - Plastique Tiara. - Oh, fuck.

122. That's exactly what you're going to need when they send you home.

123. - What's that? - A plastic tiara.

124. Oh, okay.

125. Because you won't get the crown.

126. Oh, so I see. You have to explain the reading.

127. - I'm sorry. - Oh, okay.

128. Oh, Shuga Cain, Shuga Cain. More like Novocaine.

129. 'Cause that mug ain't for sipping, sweetie.

130. - Ooh.

131. Oh, you want my review?

132. A'Keria C. Davenport.

133. The resting bitch face of the season.

134. Are you sure you just haven't been resting?

135. On your talent.

136. Oh!

137. Nina West, Miami Dolphins called.

138. They want their shoulders back.

139. Oh, thank you.

140. Silky Nutmeg Ganache.

141. Silky's drag transformation is incredible.

142. She goes from a busted looking man

143. into just busted looking.

144. Silky, you getting the electric chair

145. for that hair, bitch.

146. You always come in here looking reckless.

147. Shuga, Shuga, Shuga, what can I say?

148. Fossilized prehistoric drag.

149. I'm sending you to a retirement home, grandma.

150. Why y'all ho's ain't laughing? Y'all is trifling.

151. - You're not funny, bitch. - That's not funny.

152. Brooke Lynn, I'm sentencing you

153. to life at the Med Spa for those toes, bitch.

154. You're lucky you're not wearing sandals,

155. 'cause I would have had them zooming into those feet.

156. Y'all have to get it on a different episode.

157. Thank you and God bless.

158. Girl, that went left.

159. Plastique Tiara.

160. Hi.

161. Thank God you named yourself

162. for your beauty and not your personality,

163. 'cause Plastique Bag

164. just doesn't have the same ring to it.

165. A'Keria C. Davenport.

166. You know, I'm actually really excited

167. to hit the road with you.

168. It wasn't until I saw that ass

169. that I truly understood the meaning of a drug mule.

170. Miss Yvie Oddly, girl, you so skinny,

171. you got people in Somalia sending you food.

172. Silk with the good milk.

173. The only good thing about your milk

174. is that it has an expiration date.

175. Speaking of expiration dates, ain't yours coming soon?

176. I think this is the first time we've had a reading challenge

177. where the people being read read back.

178. Read back. We coming for the girls.

179. - Plastique Tiara. - Hi.

180. I'm looking for a new apartment.

181. How much are you charging

182. for the vacant space between your ears?

183. - Shuga Cain. - Yeah.

184. I'm redoing my fireplace and I'm short a brick.

185. Can I borrow your face?

186. - Miss Vanjie. - Don't get the divorce papers.

187. Now, the real reason I keep kissing you

188. is because it's the only way to get you to shut the fuck up.

189. I'll take that.

190. - Silky Nutmeg Ganache. - In the flesh.

191. - Ru, isn't she precious? - Yes.

192. No, really, isn't that Precious?

193. Come on and walk with it.

194. - Plastique Tiara. - Hi, sis.

195. Girl, your drag is beautiful, I must admit.

196. But what is it worth when it's all rented?

197. Miss Vanjie Mateo.

198. Last season you had your 20 minutes of fame.

199. But this season, all you're leaving with

200. is Brooke Lynn's last name.

201. Miss Silky Nasty Nutmeg Ganache.

202. I don't know what flaps more,

203. your lips, your body, or those shoes.

204. Give the ol' faithful.

205. Miss RuPaul.

206. Oh, shit.

207. $100,000.

208. It's going to be real nice.

209. We be up in here working

210. and waiting on you at the door

211. so you can come in and say hello, hello, hello.

212. What was that?

213. Y'all edit that out. Edit that out.

214. That was horrible.

215. We don't need that.

216. Miss Plastique Tiara.

217. I'm truly surprised that you're still here, boo-boo.

218. But I think for us all, your elimination need to come.

219. Haiku, haiku.

220. What's that mean, bitch?

221. What the fuck does that mean?

222. It's her being Japanese, bitch. Hurry and go home.

223. I'm not Japanese.

224. Do I have your permission to use a footnote?

225. Yes. Footnote.

226. - Okay good.

227. Girl, get the knees.

228. Literally a footnote.

229. Take your time. It's only a 90 minute show.

230. This is good, bitch.

231. Aah! Hai!

232. Can you bring the volume down a little?

233. And also make it funny.

234. You better shut up, you eighties looking porn star.

235. Roses are red, violets are blue.

236. Your Celine Dion was shit, boo-boo.

237. Miss Silky Nutmeg Ganache.

238. Yes, you are fat. Yes, your hair is nappy.

239. But, bitch, if y'all run up on me,

240. I'm gonna get real chappy.

241. What up, ho? What up, ho?

242. What up, bitch?

243. That's wasn't a read. You just threatening us, bitch.

244. Well, ladies, the library has not only been closed,

245. it is now condemned.

246. The winner of today's Mini Challenge is...

247. Brooke Lynn Hytes.

248. You'll receive a $2,500 gift card

249. from l.a. Eyeworks.

250. Ladies, for today's Maxi Challenge,

251. you need to flex your comedy improv muscles

252. as you fight the law in TV's newest guilty pleasure:

253. LADP, Los Angeles Drag Patrol.

254. Now, you'll be working in pairs of perps.

255. Now, Brooke Lynn, you won the mini challenge,

256. so you get to pick your partner in crime

257. and pair up the other queens.

258. Oh, shit.

259. Not gonna lie, I get a little nervous,

260. 'cause there's a little shady lady

261. happening somewhere in there.

262. So, Brooke Lynn, who do you choose for yourself?

263. I'm going to choose Miss Nina West.

264. Thank you.

265. I didn't pick Vanjie as my partner

266. because Vanjie's great at being Vanjie.

267. I wouldn't say Vanjie's a wonderful actor.

268. I picked Nina because Nina's great at acting.

269. She's great at improv.

270. And I know she can kind of really help me

271. and guide me through this,

272. because this is something I'm not good at.

273. Who are you going to pair up next?

274. Vanessa Vanjie Mateo and Plastique Tiara.

275. Wait, is this bitch even funny?

276. Next?

277. A'Keria C. Davenport and Yvie Oddly.

278. That's means Silky Nutmeg Ganache

279. will be working with Shuga Cain.

280. The sweets are together, honey.

281. We got it, girl.

282. Brooke Lynn is splitting all the strongest players

283. because she knows

284. that if she put like, two good actresses together,

285. that she wouldn't have a chance

286. of getting anywhere in this challenge.

287. I can tell that she's really trying to rig this in her favor.

288. A'Keria and Yvie,

289. you'll be playing two twerking girls caught in the act.

290. Ow.

291. Brooke Lynn and Nina,

292. you'll be playing two feuding trailer park neighbors.

293. Oh.

294. Vanjie and Plastique,

295. you'll be playing two queens caught in a catfight.

296. Literally.

297. - Ooh. - Ooh.

298. Silky and Shuga, you'll be playing two queens

299. accused of buying and selling back alley butt pads.

300. I'm a bootleg queen, honey.

301. Gentlemen, start your engines,

302. and may the best woman win.

303. Don't let the po-po get you.

304. Coming up...

305. I'm kind of was thinking of that movie White Chicks,

306. those two white girls that are in there.

307. Yeah. Well, you know those are black dudes.

308. I kind of tried to match up someone

309. who had a bigger personality

310. with someone who had not as much of a personality.

311. Girl, are you trying to say I don't have personality?

312. - All right? - All right. Here we go.

313. This week's Maxi Challenge

314. is an improv acting challenge called LADP.

315. L.A. Drag Patrol.

316. Last time we had an improv challenge,

317. I actually won, so I'm really excited

318. to really flex those muscles again.

319. "Indecent exposure at the trailer park.

320. "An uptight nosy neighbor calls the cops

321. on her hippy dippy nearly naked sunbathing neighbor."

322. I'm kind of drawn to sunbather.

323. I was, too.

324. I was thinking for the physical comedy of me being naked.

325. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Okay.

326. So you're going to do the sunbather.

327. I like that.

328. I think this is a really good role reversal for us, too,

329. because I'm really uptight

330. and you're really free so...

331. Yeah.

332. I'm just nervous in general

333. because we all know my history with acting challenges.

334. It just has to be really goofy,

335. and like the most ridiculous thing ever.

336. I think I have an ability to really coach Brooke

337. and help her through this,

338. because she's not the strongest actor.

339. I'm a little nervous, because I know how I am,

340. and I feel like I might worry about Brooke Lynn a little bit

341. and try to tend to her needs more so than mine.

342. I gotta be honest. I would rather do the sunbather.

343. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it.

344. I just feel like now is not the time

345. for us to role reverse or step out of our comfort zone.

346. Okay. Let's start over.

347. This is a group challenge,

348. and I have to ensure that my partner feels comfortable,

349. so that I feel comfortable, so that we can have success.

350. Sorry, this is totally fucking you up.

351. It's just I have to start thinking

352. about character development.

353. So I just want to figure that out.

354. Hey, cysts.

355. - Hey. - Hi.

356. I'm gonna need to see

357. your driver's license and registration.

358. It's expired.

359. Hey, Shuga. Hey, Dr. Ganache.

360. - Hey. - Hi.

361. How's it going so far?

362. It's good. We assigned our characters,

363. and we're just trying to work through what our story is.

364. Are you basing your character on someone?

365. I don't know if you know the time

366. when bootleg CDs were, you know, available,

367. and people would be selling them out their trunks

368. for real, for real.

369. - Yeah, the boosters. - Yeah.

370. So you have bought bootleg items from the trunk of a car.

371. That's allegedly.

372. Allegedly.

373. I'll take that as a yes.

374. I don't know.

375. Now, Silky, you won last week.

376. How are you going to top yourself?

377. Well, that's kind of hard to top myself, if you think about it.

378. I'd kind of like to see you try.

379. I know, right? I love improv.

380. I'm not an actor by any means,

381. but, you know, like with this, I am that seller.

382. It's kind of what I give, you know.

383. Even when I know something is bad, you know,

384. I'm still gonna sell it.

385. They say I could sell ice water to an eskimo, honey.

386. I love that.

387. So, Shuga, tell me about your character.

388. My character is the disgruntled customer.

389. She's mad because she got these lumpy pads.

390. Are you basing it on someone you know?

391. I kind of was thinking of that movie White Chicks,

392. those two white girls that are in there.

393. Yeah. Well, you know, those are black dudes.

394. Well, yeah.

395. In the diva worship challenge,

396. you had a little issue

397. with sort of expanding on your character.

398. How are you going to make that work in this challenge?

399. I'm trying to really like just prepare who this character is

400. so I can have more fun. especially with Silk,

401. because she's got such a big personality.

402. Right.

403. I'm a little worried for Shuga.

404. She could get overshadowed really easily.

405. She's always the good, supportive role.

406. She's never the star.

407. Don't overthink it.

408. Don't be afraid to make a fool of yourself.

409. Yeah.

410. Bitch, we only here for a short period of time.

411. That's true. I got you, bitch.

412. I know that I'm talented,

413. and I'm working really, really hard.

414. But at times I feel like, I don't know if it's not enough,

415. or it's just not what the judges are looking for.

416. I just don't want to get lost in the mix.

417. Hi, Plastique. Hi, Vanjie.

418. - Hi. - Hi, Ru.

419. Do you know what your character is?

420. I'm going to be Theater Cat,

421. so I'm going to be like over-dramatic,

422. a little bit delusional.

423. I think that I'm the prettiest.

424. No, she's delusional.

425. Are you going to do your Vietnamese accent again?

426. Not this challenge.

427. I know that you love it,

428. but I'm not going to do it this challenge.

429. Is she allowed to?

430. Because I might have the bitch do it.

431. - It's been working.

432. Well, we've seen it a lot.

433. You're Theater Cat, and you're what cat?

434. - Alley Cat. - Oh, Alley Cat.

435. She's street smart.

436. Like, she done been through a lot of hard shit,

437. that type of thing.

438. Yeah. Now, listen,

439. everyone knows that you're very funny,

440. but can you be funny in a structured scene?

441. That's what I was telling her,

442. that I want to make sure

443. I don't just go from the moment the cops arrive

444. from, you know, are at 10.

445. It needs to be like a—

446. A gradual build.

447. That's the word. Gradual.

448. I can't help the fact that I go into things at a 10.

449. You know I'm just happy to be here.

450. And my personality is what got me here.

451. I'm just trying to figure out to, you know, organize it.

452. I didn't—

453. I want to see that you can harness the Vanjie,

454. and be able to do it on cue.

455. - Yeah. - And you, too.

456. You know, you need to come out of your shell.

457. Let it go.

458. This is where you do it.

459. - Okay. - No holding back.

460. You have a tall order.

461. I ain't gonna lie.

462. I am worried that Miss Plastique

463. is not going to be able to deliver,

464. because this is not her strength.

465. No Tee. We already know this.

466. And I got an anchor possibly might pull me down.

467. All right, I'll see you out there.

468. - Yes. - Thank you so much.

469. - We're going to make you proud. - Thank you, Ru.

470. Hi, A'Keria. Hi, Yvie.

471. Roll on in there, Ru.

472. Yvie and A'Keria.

473. That sounds like a sitcom already.

474. I mean, we're ready.

475. You know, you have a lot to prove

476. after that Whoopi Goldberg in Snatch Game.

477. Oh, my God. Oh, yeah.

478. Failure is an opportunity to learn.

479. What do you think the failure was?

480. The failure for me was

481. I was really trying to be super calculated.

482. I was, like, in my head

483. trying to think about what Whoopi would say,

484. and also like if this is Whoopi,

485. and like am I saying enough?

486. - I was attacking myself. - It just wasn't any fun.

487. I wasn't having fun at all.

488. I'm a little bit frazzled

489. 'cause I just did really poorly acting as someone else.

490. But I just have to like dust off that bad juju,

491. and show the judges I'm not a fluke.

492. And A'Keria, you've seen those things on the interweb

493. where people are talking about, ain't nobody got time for that.

494. Uh-huh.

495. And excuse my beauty.

496. Hide your kids, hide your wife.

497. All that good stuff.

498. That's right.

499. How you gonna come up with these moments?

500. When you're having fun,

501. when you know whatever your base of your story is,

502. and you can have fun from that point, it just flowing out.

503. I'm nervous for A'Keria, because I don't feel like A'Keria

504. ever gives the energy, like, pow,

505. balls to the walls.

506. I'm looking for you opening up, saying yes to everything.

507. Yes.

508. And be funny for crying out loud.

509. All right, can't wait to see you out there.

510. - Thank you, Ru. - All right, thank you.

511. Hi, Nina. Hi, Brooke Lynn.

512. - Hi. How are you? - Hi, Ru.

513. So, now, Brooke Lynn, another improv storyline.

514. Are you scared?

515. Yes, I am, but I'm going to have a good time.

516. Okay, I heard you say that

517. when you were going to do Celine Dion, too.

518. Did you have a good time with Celine Dion?

519. I had so much fun. Didn't you?

520. No. I didn't.

521. Well, I picked a great partner.

522. Nina is great at improv,

523. and she can kind of help guide me

524. and give me pointers on how I can make this better for myself.

525. Now, you pairing the other girls up,

526. was there any shade going on there?

527. I kind of tried to match up personalities,

528. like someone who had a bigger personality

529. with someone who had not as much of a personality

530. so they could kind of work together.

531. Girl, you trying to say I don't have personality?

532. Celine Dion?

533. With your dance background,

534. how can you incorporate what you know about dance,

535. and what you've learned from dance into this character?

536. Well, we've talked before

537. about getting, finding a rhythm with the character.

538. So I'm actually going to incorporate movement,

539. a lot of kind of...

540. Well, I mean, that's the kind of thinking

541. that all of you girls should be thinking about.

542. Like, how do I take what I do and make it work

543. for one of the challenges. - And turn it into this.

544. And you're talking about you with no personality.

545. - You better find one. - Yeah.

546. And you, bitch, you've been at this since after the Civil War.

547. - Yes, mama. Yeah. - Something like that.

548. More, more, give me more.

549. - All right. - Give me more.

550. What did Britney Spears say?

551. Gimme more.

552. - That's right. I want more. - Gimme more.

553. I will see you out there.

554. And y'all—and the po-po gonna be after your ass.

555. - Thank you. - All right.

556. Thank you, Ru.

557. All right, ladies, gather round.

558. Now, in a few moments,

559. you'll be improving with two of LADP's finest.

560. The hilarious Fortune Feimster.

561. And the arrestingly handsome Cheyenne Jackson.

562. Handcuff me to that!

563. Now, good luck, and don't ferk it erp.

564. - By-ee. - By-ee.

565. Coming up...

566. We received a complaint about bogus butt pads.

567. You look like you need some hip pads.

568. Turn around, let me see.

569. Oh, I don't have a lot.

570. Oh, you white, honey. I got this just for you.

571. LADP is filmed on location

572. with the men and women of law enforcement.

573. All suspects are innocent

574. until proven guilty in a court of law.

575. Now, Officer Jackson,

576. I know that you have not been on the beat very long,

577. so we might run into some scoundrels.

578. I'll just take your lead.

579. Yeah, you follow my lead.

580. If anyone starts running, you chase them.

581. Okay.

582. And I will be on the walkie if you need me.

583. 911. What's your she-mergency?

584. Back alley butt pads?

585. How much did you pay?

586. That's crazy. My cousin Tenisha

587. will get you that shit for half price.

588. One Madam 12, we got a 169

589. at the corner of Stacy Lane and Backroads Boulevard.

590. - Okay. - Show time.

591. Hip pad.

592. Come on over to my truck, baby.

593. How you doing, girl?

594. I know you want something up here. Ha!

595. Come get these good old hip pads—

596. Oh, I got a new customer coming.

597. Hey, oh.

598. I'm about to get some of that government money today.

599. - Good evening, ma'am. - How you doing?

600. We received a complaint about—

601. A complaint?

602. About some bogus butt pads.

603. Can you tell me anything about that?

604. You mean like you need some hip pads.

605. Turn around, let me see.

606. Oh, I don't have a lot.

607. Oh, you white, honey. I got this just for you.

608. Can you explain to me what these are here?

609. - You got a wife? - I do.

610. You want your wife to look like Beyoncé?

611. - Sure. - Kim Kardashian?

612. - Yes. - You want Kim Kardashian,

613. she got an extra filling.

614. You gotta put that in with it.

615. Ma'am, are these legal?

616. Honey, you been working all day.

617. I'm gonna give you a nice piece of hot chicken.

618. Oh.

619. So you like chicken, don't you?

620. - I—I do. - I can tell your type.

621. Officer, officers, this is the woman

622. that I've been telling about.

623. This is the one that called.

624. She done sold me these busted hip pads.

625. I'm trying to get my groove back.

626. I'm a widow.

627. And she she gave me these hip pads.

628. Child, listen.

629. I was with my young man, and he—

630. a chicken fell out of my hip pad.

631. - Oh! - You know what?

632. I think we're going to have to search her.

633. - Okay, I'd like you to— - Ooh.

634. Did you just come from church?

635. I did. Well, I was—

636. She ain't come from church. She's a ho.

637. You gotta take me out on a date before you do this, honey.

638. I'll be patting you down, ma'am.

639. - Okay, there's something— - Ooh!

640. Be careful what's under there.

641. See? That's what she put in there.

642. Ma'am, does this iron belong to you?

643. No, it belongs to the Holiday Inn.

644. - Okay, is this, uh... - Oh, I'm gonna—

645. That's for finger licking, not booty stuffing.

646. - Oh, you got that— - No, Officer, don't—

647. - Oh. - Yeah, she did that.

648. Hey, it's warm.

649. You need to give me this $20 I've been asking for.

650. Bitch, if you keep talking to me crazy,

651. I'm gonna have to whoop your mother fucking ass.

652. Give me my money, bitch.

653. If you won't give me this money today—

654. Oh! Oh!

655. - What are they doing to me? - Come on.

656. Get it. Get it.

657. Ma'am, ma'am.

658. Aah!

659. No, no, no, no, no. Okay.

660. Aah!

661. I'm gonna need some help, Officer,

662. whenever you're done with your chicken.

663. That's a 911-69344.

664. Ooh. It's for sale.

665. Shuga could be in trouble.

666. I think the chicken had more air time than Shuga did.

667. I don't get paid enough for this.

668. 911. What's your she-mergency?

669. Uh-huh.

670. Uh-huh...

671. Did you say naked or nekkid?

672. One Madam 12, head over to the Tuckahoe Trailer Park.

673. Suspect is naked and dangerous.

674. I don't know about you,

675. but I like spending a little naked time in my own backyard.

676. I'm naked right now.

677. Under my uniform.

678. I don't even want to look.

679. Oh, God.

680. Good morning, officers.

681. Ma'am, we've received a complaint about public nudity.

682. I am living my life.

683. There's nothing wrong with nudity.

684. I'm not ashamed of my body. Are you ashamed of my body?

685. I definitely am ashamed.

686. I'm going to need to see some kind of ID.

687. Let me check if I put some down here.

688. Could you hold this for a second?

689. - Okay. Wow. - Can you see it?

690. - Is it in there? - I see something.

691. - Wow.

692. What's your name, ma'am?

693. Starfire Glamazon.

694. - Starfire Glamazon. - Yeah.

695. You are a robust woman.

696. I need to see your eyes, ma'am.

697. - My eyes? - Yes.

698. Are you trying to connect with me?

699. Do you make a habit of being naked?

700. Absolutely.

701. - And why? - Why?

702. Because I'm here to express my body.

703. And feel it.

704. - You see that? - I did. I saw that.

705. - That leg can go even higher. - I saw that.

706. Are you a dancer?

707. I teach interpretive dance down at the community center.

708. I'm sitting in the trailer waiting for my cue word.

709. Is that an A cup?

710. Oh, you smell good.

711. You smell like my dad.

712. She's not giving me the cue.

713. Well, girl, this scene

714. is not Brooke Lynn and Cheyenne, unfortunately,

715. so I'm like fuck it, I have to come out.

716. Well, it's about high time you have arrived.

717. So what's the problem?

718. What's the problem?

719. This lady is in my yard

720. naked as a jaybird for the world to see.

721. Oh, wait, this is your yard?

722. This is my green turf.

723. Oh, I thought that this was your residence.

724. I live right next door.

725. This is Darlene's yard.

726. Okay, so what is y'all's relationship?

727. We've been neighbors for two years now.

728. Too very long years. Ma'am, please don't touch me.

729. She's a very lonely woman.

730. My husband just happens to travel for business.

731. Why are so repressed?

732. I'm not so repressed. Ma'am?

733. I want to know if that is alcohol.

734. Oh, I don't drink. I'm a level four vegan.

735. What is a level four vegan?

736. I eat nothing that casts a shadow,

737. and I only eat things raw.

738. But, ma'am, you called us, so what seems to be the problem?

739. Well, we can start with her baby feeders

740. being out in the middle of God's green earth.

741. Look at them. Touch them.

742. Touch them.

743. How does that make you feel?

744. Confused.

745. I don't know how I got in on this.

746. Please, please, remove my hands from your breasts, ma'am.

747. - You need— - This is the problem, officer.

748. So Nina's hilarious. No surprise.

749. But the gagger for this whole thing is Brooke Lynn.

750. Oh, you feel so good.

751. She's so crazy. She's actually really funny.

752. It's time for me to do some yoga.

753. Could you just stand there for a second?

754. I called you to resolve the situation.

755. What kind of help are you—

756. I need to relax.

757. My energy is very tense right now.

758. Your what?

759. We cannot have this here in this—

760. This is a body and it is beautiful.

761. Holy Moses, that is a parting of the Red Sea.

762. This is my lady garden, and I am not ashamed.

763. I call her Paula, and I keep her hidden.

764. Someone's ashamed though.

765. Give me your your hands. You need to let it—

766. Oh, my Lord.

767. I feel like we've got it under control.

768. I think they're about to make love.

769. Jethro will be very upset.

770. - Ma'am, get off the car. - Ma'am.

771. You're about to meet my government property.

772. Officer Feimster, I'm going to need some help here.

773. - Oh, okay. - Right here.

774. Dive in. Yeah, oh, yeah.

775. - Oh, yeah. - Oh, God.

776. Don't you feel so free?

777. Coming up, two angry pussies...

778. That cat need to be put down.

779. She wishes she could dance as much as me, bitch.

780. Rawr.

781. And a call to the street corner...

782. I didn't want to stand on this corner twerk my whole life.

783. Are you kidding me?

784. Has an unexpected twist.

785. Oh!

786. Hello. What's your she-mergency?

787. Yes, ma'am, I do speak cat fluently.

788. Meow, meow.

789. Rawr. Rawr, rawr.

790. - Meow. - Rawr.

791. Meow.

792. One Madam 121/2,

793. cat fight in front of Kitty Liquors.

794. Cats. I'm deathly allergic to cats.

795. Kitties, come on.

796. Break it up, please. Break it up.

797. Oh, officer.

798. - Okay, okay. - Officer. Oh!

799. Miss Plastique went to the cop and started cupping him,

800. and I told her only do that when you go blank.

801. So she must have went blank the first second.

802. Explain to me what's happening here.

803. - What's happening? - Officer—

804. Why you only talking to her?

805. You judging me 'cause I'm from the street?

806. Hey, quiet down. Quiet down.

807. What's up? Whip your taser out, mama.

808. - Oh, no. - Bitch, don't.

809. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

810. - One kitty at a time here.

811. Your side of the story. Go.

812. I came to get my milk—

813. - Officer, I was on— - And she slept with my man.

814. You got milk 'cause she slept—

815. Yeah, she slept with my man.

816. I came to get the milk from her.

817. What's your side of the story, ma'am?

818. I was on my way to the Schubert Theater to audition.

819. She's lying, she's lying.

820. All right, ma'am, you had your side.

821. I was gonna be Grizabella

822. in the local production of Cats.

823. And this witch right here—

824. - Cats. Where's that at? - This witch right here.

825. She threw the milk at me.

826. - You do Broadway? - She snatched my milk from me.

827. - Okay. - I'm so confused.

828. I think they're fighting over milk?

829. I don't know.

830. Why you slept with my man, ho?

831. What the fuck is happening?

832. You know, the rawrs were cohesive.

833. Ladies, we're going to do a sobriety test.

834. Rawr!

835. Broadway kitty, I want two counts of eight. Ready?

836. Broadway kitty? Yeah, right.

837. Five, six, seven, eight.

838. Pas de bourrée, pas de bourrée,

839. uh, uh, uh, and time step and go.

840. Five, six, seven, eight.

841. Pas de bourrée, pas de bourrée,

842. gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah.

843. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

844. Time step. All right.

845. That ain't Broadway. See, the bitch is lying.

846. That cat got alopecia. She's sick.

847. She need to be put down.

848. She wishes she could dance as much as me, bitch.

849. Oh, oh, oh!

850. Knock it off, knock it off.

851. I could go get a sugar daddy.

852. - Oh, no. - Ma'am, don't do it.

853. That's—that's—

854. Eew.

855. I swear to God this is like herding cats.

856. - All right. - Oh!

857. Yeah, arrest her. Thank you.

858. - Don't you know that? - Yeah.

859. Don't you know that, Cheyenne?

860. Yeah, look, she's faking. Now she's got an Asian accent.

861. Girl.

862. When all else fails, go Asian.

863. - Follow this. - Yeah.

864. What is this?

865. I know how to handle my pussies.

866. Cats out of the bag.

867. Cats out of the bag.

868. Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.

869. That bitch is getting arrested.

870. Let's just call animal services and get out of here.

871. What's your she-mergency?

872. Uh-huh. If you don't mind me asking,

873. how are the tips over there?

874. Ooh, damn, girl.

875. I need to consider me a new line of work.

876. All officers, reports of two twerking girls fighting

877. near the Big Freedia Parkway.

878. Wait, two working girls?

879. No, two twerking girls.

880. They're performers.

881. They are indeed, my friend.

882. They are indeed.

883. Now, young bitch, I done told you.

884. Next time I see you I was gonna slap you one good time.

885. Slap me for what, bitch? I don't even—

886. Uh!

887. I done told you.

888. Now you better—oh!

889. Oh, now I'm old, bitch, but I can get with you.

890. Is that all you got?

891. Ladies, we're gonna back it up, ladies.

892. - Ladies, wait, wait, wait. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

893. Ladies, back it up now.

894. Listen, Officer, I don't mean to be rude to you,

895. but this is my corner.

896. It's been my corner for over 35 years.

897. I've twerked my ass from that end to that end.

898. I've told this box built bitch

899. not to come back over here no more.

900. I just want her to leave, Officer.

901. Do you guys know each other?

902. I never met her in my whole booty-shaking life.

903. I just got back from the Twerkus Girls,

904. from Barnum and Booty-Shakum.

905. I dropped it low around the world.

906. These young ho's don't know none of the history

907. on what it is to be a street twerker.

908. I got a YouTube channel with lots of followers.

909. All right, ladies.

910. There's only way to settle this.

911. We're gonna have to see you in action here.

912. I'm gonna have to get something to prop myself up,

913. but I can still get down with the git down.

914. Oh, oh, my back. Hold on.

915. I paid good money for it. You're gonna slap it today.

916. - Ma'am, ma'am. - You gonna slap it today.

917. - Ma'am. - Slap it today.

918. Let me ask you something.

919. Have you ever thought about retiring?

920. I didn't want to sit on this corner

921. and twerk my whole life.

922. I threw my back out seven times.

923. I get it.

924. But I have to keep these fillings in my face correct.

925. I tried to join a Twerkus.

926. Since 1987, these are how many times

927. I've filled out applications.

928. They never accepted me.

929. I met some man named Marky Mark.

930. He gave me a position.

931. What? Are you kidding me?

932. What, do I look like I kid you, baby?

933. Wait, do you have—

934. Do you know Marky Mark or something?

935. You sleeping with him, too?

936. My dad, Mr. Wahlberg,

937. told me that he used to be a rapper and his—

938. Marky Mark.

939. And his name is Mark.

940. Oh!

941. - Oh!

942. Wow.

943. Oh!

944. Oh, it's my baby.

945. Can we twerk this out, mama?

946. Oh, it's my baby.

947. - Can we twerk this out, mama? - It's my baby.

948. Officer, this is my child.

949. It's your mom.

950. I gave her up years ago.

951. This is beautiful,

952. but you're both under arrest, unfortunately,

953. so I need you to gather up your things.

954. You want me to click back too fast, I got to go.

955. - It's illegal. - Ma'am, ma'am, ma'am.

956. Twerking is a blessing.

957. Twerking is a blessing, baby.

958. Mama, when we get into the block,

959. we're gonna have to start a twerk team.

960. No, ma'am.

961. Twerk team.

962. I'm trying to get it.

963. Damn, my back went out again.

964. Goddamnit, where's my cane.

965. Can I just get a snack? My sugar low.

966. Oh!

967. Okay, okay, yeah, we're gonna need some backup.

968. No way! You got to catch me.

969. We have a twerker on the loose.

970. She doesn't need that cane.

971. Yo. Oh, damn, they coming.

972. I am having a blast.

973. As a pageant girl,

974. I have to be poised and so graceful,

975. and, girl, I can't even fart,

976. But obviously today something has come over me,

977. and I allowed myself to be free

978. with a splash of foolishness.

979. Hey, sit down.

980. You cannot twerk and drive.

981. Twerking.

982. Coming up...

983. Silky hasn't even started to paint her face.

984. - Silky. - What?

985. Why you not putting on makeup?

986. I'm doing a 10-minute mug today.

987. Oh, okay.

988. - Whoo-hoo. - Give it to me, baby.

989. - Yes. - No swimsuit this time.

990. And... pose.

991. Today is runway day,

992. and the runway theme is Facekini.

993. It's based off of RuPaul's iconic look.

994. You just have to serve as much face as you can

995. with only showing your eyes and lips.

996. Whew.

997. After yesterday, there's a lot of nervous energy,

998. because we don't know

999. if we're being judged as groups or as individuals.

1000. So I don't think anybody really truly feels safe,

1001. except for probably Silky,

1002. 'cause she always thinks she's safe.

1003. Neen, how you feeling?

1004. I think this is gonna be a tough elimination week.

1005. There's four groups,

1006. which means the percentage is one out of four

1007. that's going to be in the bottom.

1008. Of course, Nina's overanalyzing everything,

1009. as she does.

1010. I love her, but everything is like,

1011. I think we're, I think we're, I think we're gonna be okay.

1012. Do you think we're gonna be okay?

1013. I hope that we did our job, you know.

1014. I know I gave it my all

1015. and I had a lot of fun

1016. and I feel like I really let go and like got into it.

1017. Yeah.

1018. An actor Brooke Lynn is not.

1019. But I switched roles with her

1020. so she would feel more comfortable.

1021. In the scene, I didn't get my cue line,

1022. and it kind of threw me off my game.

1023. It feels like I was tossed to the wayside

1024. the second there was a glimmer of success in the window.

1025. I might get sued for inappropriate touching.

1026. I'm not sure what's going on with Brooke Lynn.

1027. It sounds like I'm being bitter. I'm not.

1028. I'm really want to be clear.

1029. I'm not trying to take away from her,

1030. but I'm hoping it's not intentional.

1031. Oh, my God.

1032. Go on, Silky.

1033. So we're all getting ready.

1034. Some of us are painting a full face,

1035. some of us just a little eye and lip.

1036. And I'm noticing Silky,

1037. she ain't even started to paint her face.

1038. Silky.

1039. Silky. What?

1040. Why are you not putting on makeup?

1041. I don't need to do nothing but a lip today.

1042. Oh, okay.

1043. You at least gotta put something on.

1044. If you have to lip sync, girl,

1045. you can't be hiding behind the mask, Valentina.

1046. I'm doing a 10-minute mug today.

1047. Did you finish your costume?

1048. Let me do that.

1049. Bitch, it's a Facekini challenge.

1050. My whole face is covered up.

1051. And besides, no shade.

1052. I don't think I'm lip syncing for my life tonight

1053. because of my performance.

1054. Girl, we all look like we're up in here

1055. about to rob a bank.

1056. Coming up...

1057. You're like a very sexy robot.

1058. Working with you was one of the highlights for me yesterday.

1059. There was no reasoning with you.

1060. It was very chaotic.

1061. Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race.

1062. Michelle Visage, freeze, sucker.

1063. Is this some kind of a bust?

1064. I'll say.

1065. Cheyenne Jackson.

1066. Now, did any of my girls try to cop a plea?

1067. 100% of them tried to cop a feel.

1068. And I liked it.

1069. Hey, Fortune Feimster.

1070. Now, have you recovered from yesterday?

1071. Girl, I am sitting on a heating pad.

1072. And from Russian Doll, Natasha Lyonne.

1073. Now, are you ready to serve some time with my girls?

1074. Guilty as charged.

1075. This week, we challenged our queens

1076. to get busted on the reality TV show LADP.

1077. And tonight, category is Facekini Fantasy.

1078. Gentlemen, start your engines,

1079. and may the best woman win.

1080. First up, Reverend Dr. Silky Nutmeg Ganache.

1081. Michelle, I think this is a raid.

1082. I am wearing a sleek and chic leather sportswear

1083. with a beautiful black facekini.

1084. This look is simple and elegant,

1085. just to show off this beautiful mask

1086. that I've rhinestoned and feathered.

1087. Something's bugging me about her outfit.

1088. When the lights come on, she scatters.

1089. Shuga Cain.

1090. My fair-skinned lady.

1091. My foreskinned lady?

1092. My concept is based off of a Victorian silhouette.

1093. It's veryMy Fair Lady/ Oklahoma.

1094. I'm feeling like the cover of vintageVogue.

1095. I have that wallpaper in my bathroom.

1096. You know, everything looks better

1097. through rose-colored fabric.

1098. Yes.

1099. Brooke Lynn Hytes.

1100. That is a horse I would like ride.

1101. Trojan, for your pleasure.

1102. I am a steampunk fantasy.

1103. I'm wearing this gorgeous

1104. hand-constructed wire zebra mask,

1105. and I feel like a powerful warrior goddess.

1106. Why the long facekini, Brooke Lynn?

1107. Nina West.

1108. Oh, my God, so gorgeous.

1109. Her nickname is Dot.

1110. Her favorite dance is the polka.

1111. My runway look

1112. is inspired by Glenda Bailey,

1113. and also there's a nod toA Clockwork Orange,

1114. and maybe a little bit of Mr. Peanut.

1115. My moustache.

1116. I love, love, love my facekini.

1117. This look really suits her.

1118. Vanjie.

1119. Oh, she's drop-dead full gorgeous.

1120. I'm robbing the sex store,

1121. and I'm hitting the corner.

1122. I'm looking good,

1123. and I'm feeling snakeskin dominatrix sex toy doll.

1124. And I'm feeling my fantasy.

1125. Rapunzel, throw down your hair.

1126. Plastique Tiara.

1127. Why's it gotta be black... licorice?

1128. This look is definitely a lot more edgy

1129. than what I usually serve on the runway.

1130. More sex, more fetish.

1131. I'm living my fullest American Horror Story fantasy.

1132. Her mask looks like her face.

1133. It's more of a face thong.

1134. They only wear this

1135. on the hottest beaches in Brazil.

1136. A'Keria C. Davenport.

1137. Send me the name of your surgeon.

1138. I'm fresh off the table, baby.

1139. Nipped, tucked, pumped, and plumped.

1140. I got these lips bigger, these cheekbones.

1141. Feel these heels, this ass.

1142. Ain't no waistline, all booty and breasts.

1143. And I even my knees tucked in.

1144. Eh, if you're going in,

1145. you may as well get it all done.

1146. Somebody call her a lift.

1147. Yvie Oddly.

1148. This is not the Nickelodeon channel.

1149. Tonight I'm a slime monster

1150. from the sexyBlack Lagoon.

1151. It's definitely leaning towards like a Club Kid feel.

1152. I have these sex toy lips

1153. that you're supposed to stick in your mouth

1154. to keep you from giving too much teeth.

1155. Instead I show nothing but teeth

1156. because I love a good old-fashioned grin.

1157. I'm pretty sure she's a bottom feeder.

1158. Coming up...

1159. For once, you let go.

1160. You're so funny.

1161. I've never seen a tuck that close.

1162. Are you sure?

1163. Welcome, ladies.

1164. This week you performed as pairs,

1165. but tonight you'll be judged individually.

1166. When I call your name, please step forward.

1167. Yvie Oddly.

1168. Nina West.

1169. Ladies, you are safe.

1170. Thank you.

1171. You may leave the stage.

1172. Ladies, now it's time to face the nation,

1173. starting with the Reverend

1174. Dr. Silky Nutmeg Ganache.

1175. In the challenge, you were really extraordinary.

1176. You almost hit this Mike Leigh level of rawness.

1177. You were just like so immediately believable

1178. as somebody who was going to be arrested.

1179. You're so funny.

1180. With comedy, you're just somebody that has it,

1181. and people want to watch you.

1182. As far as being a scene partner,

1183. there were times that I couldn't hear Shuga

1184. or times that I wanted the focus to be on a her for a minute,

1185. and then we'll come back to you.

1186. But there wasn't much give and take there.

1187. Tonight on the runway I do think that the idea is fun.

1188. The roach with the— you're a roach, correct?

1189. A fly.

1190. A fly with no wings is a roach.

1191. I also thought maybe roach, too.

1192. Are you wearing any paint under that facekini?

1193. A little bit.

1194. What, just a lip?

1195. Like lip, yeah,

1196. because my eyes wasn't seen when I put it on.

1197. Well, I feel like you could have,

1198. because it's a drag show,

1199. so we want to see part of what you are under,

1200. and I feel like that's a cop out.

1201. Up next, Shuga Cain.

1202. I love what you're wearing on the runway.

1203. I think it's just great.

1204. It's like a Mary Poppins acid trip.

1205. I see your beautiful kind of rose colored paint through it,

1206. with the sparkles on your eyes.

1207. This is very pretty and very finished.

1208. Thank you.

1209. But...

1210. That was tough, that one.

1211. You had to do that scene with this crazy pad saleswoman.

1212. And I saw you trying to be present,

1213. but I think what was missing

1214. is I felt like Shuga was being Shuga,

1215. and I wanted you to be more of this church woman.

1216. Building that character in advance

1217. would have helped get a little bit more leg room.

1218. Up next, Brooke Lynn Hytes.

1219. Hello.

1220. You were really great in this improv.

1221. And when you said level four vegan, was a really great line.

1222. And I've never seen a tuck that close.

1223. Are you sure?

1224. You were able to use your body,

1225. and I think for once, you let go.

1226. I sure did.

1227. So all those things

1228. you say you can't do in the past,

1229. you just showed us that you could.

1230. - Thank you. - Nina was awesome, too.

1231. Yeah, she was.

1232. I couldn't have done it without her.

1233. And your look is amazing.

1234. You're like a glittery zebra horse.

1235. Your face paint is fully tied in with it.

1236. We can see that.

1237. We can see your paint. We can see the details.

1238. That's what I in particular look for.

1239. Up next, Vanessa Vanjie Mateo.

1240. Very nice to see something else on Vanjie.

1241. I'm getting kind of Mexican wrestler.

1242. Just as long as you don't say the "S" word...

1243. Silhouette.

1244. But I'm going to have to say silhouette.

1245. Oh, fuck.

1246. Because you're wearing a pair of pants that have a stirrup.

1247. - Who that is? - Okay, that's the little strap

1248. that goes under your foot.

1249. - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - You got one of those, right?

1250. Yeah.

1251. Because they make your leg go tubular.

1252. So instead of having shape in your leg,

1253. it looks like two tubes,

1254. like the blow up people outside of a car dealership.

1255. Right. That.

1256. But also part of the silhouette

1257. could have been a little bit of a boob.

1258. You're padding in your hips, so to balance it out,

1259. in something like that silhouette, it will help.

1260. It didn't occur to me there were no boobs involved.

1261. You're like a very sexy robot.

1262. Very sexy sort of a robot nightclub

1263. that I would love to go to.

1264. And the collar, braid, latex waving in the wind,

1265. I think you look great.

1266. In the improv, you started like,

1267. so pissed and so on 10,

1268. there was nowhere to go.

1269. Also it was really hard to hear.

1270. Cops wise, you nailed it.

1271. But it's also an acting scene,

1272. and there was no way for anyone to get in there.

1273. With both of you, it was a bit of a free-for-all.

1274. Up next, Plastique Tiara.

1275. Tonight on the runway, you always look so pretty.

1276. But I can't tell you how much I wish

1277. it was an actual latex facekini.

1278. Because it's not the full facekini

1279. that I'm getting all the way around, which was the challenge.

1280. In the improv, when I gave you the sobriety test,

1281. and I gave you that silly count and you actually did it,

1282. but then added like a cooter slam, it was awesome.

1283. - Can you say that? - I hope so.

1284. I want to say it. Cooter slam.

1285. That is what improv is,

1286. and I wish that there was more of that.

1287. And I found it interesting

1288. that when you had nowhere left to go,

1289. you ended up back in the Asian accent.

1290. Don't you know that?

1291. I didn't even know I was doing it. Honestly.

1292. That's like my real voice.

1293. Well, no, this is your real voice.

1294. No, like, I didn't even notice I was doing it.

1295. Well, it happened again,

1296. and I don't want you to fall on a crutch,

1297. because I feel like you're more

1298. than just being an Asian stereotype.

1299. Asian pride and Asian stereotypes

1300. are two different things, right?

1301. We want you to stay in Asian pride.

1302. Up next, A'Keria C. Davenport.

1303. Well, A'Keria, you were not afraid to get ugly.

1304. You wore that Hillary Clinton wig, and you had me laughing.

1305. Yeah, working with you

1306. was one of the highlights for me yesterday.

1307. You really seemed to know who this person was.

1308. There's just a lot of confidence and a lot of calm about you.

1309. Fortune gave you a couple of great funny things,

1310. and you took it, listened, and ran with it,

1311. and that is what is the whole deal.

1312. And you always had new bits happening.

1313. You were even twerking when he tried to cuff you.

1314. I think you were even crying and twerking.

1315. And this unikini is fantastic, and I know a few times

1316. we've done the plastic surgery story a lot on this runway,

1317. but this is a new interpretation.

1318. It's almost marked off like cows are for beef.

1319. Mmm.

1320. - Am I making you hungry? - Yeah.

1321. Since I've been here,

1322. I was afraid to lose that poised, elegant A'Keria.

1323. But I finally realized, you know,

1324. that's the best part of it.

1325. Yeah.

1326. Like actually having fun.

1327. Well, thank you, A'Keria.

1328. Thank you.

1329. Thank you, ladies.

1330. I think we've heard enough.

1331. While you untuck backstage,

1332. the judges and I will deliberate.

1333. All right, just between us squirrel friends,

1334. what do you think?

1335. The Reverend Dr. Silky Nutmeg Ganache.

1336. I loved Silky.

1337. She was so great in her improv,

1338. really funny, a really good actress.

1339. She was really committed.

1340. I physically could not get her into the car.

1341. I wasn't acting.

1342. I literally could not get this bitch in the car.

1343. - That's why I just sat on her. - Yeah, no, I couldn't do it.

1344. Yeah, she was the one

1345. who most I wanted to see a sitcom based around her life.

1346. As far as her look,

1347. it was less of a facekini and more of a ski mask.

1348. I could tell the minute she walked out

1349. that there's no paint under there.

1350. And she should at least have an outfit

1351. that looks presentable and elevated,

1352. and this was kind of basic, you guys.

1353. Shuga.

1354. Her look was one of my favorites.

1355. I would have never thought

1356. of a facekini with a period gown.

1357. It looked really uncomfortable,

1358. which always is a sign that it looks good.

1359. Yes.

1360. As far as the scene,

1361. she sort of suffered from just being unmemorable.

1362. That's just what happens

1363. when you go up against a juggernaut like the Reverend.

1364. But really she tried to bring it and she just fell flat.

1365. Her story didn't make sense to me.

1366. She was the Reverend's wife who died,

1367. but she had a young lover, and she was coming onto the cop.

1368. I really couldn't follow it.

1369. Brooke Lynn Hytes.

1370. On the runway, it was a real show stopping moment.

1371. Listen, I'm never going to say that Brooke Lynn Hytes

1372. is the best actress out of all these queens,

1373. but what I can say is she delivered

1374. unlike she's ever delivered before

1375. in this type of challenge.

1376. It's a body, and it is beautiful.

1377. And it wasn't just the physical comedy.

1378. She was thinking of really funny shit to say,

1379. and that's what it was about.

1380. Vanessa Vanjie Mateo.

1381. Tonight on the runway, she changed it.

1382. I was really happy that she didn't come out in a bodysuit.

1383. However, the shape was a little off.

1384. I feel like there's something kind of cool about it,

1385. that it wasn't a perfect blowup doll.

1386. Like where the future is headed

1387. with actual blowup sex robots and everything.

1388. You're obsessed with sex robots.

1389. Thank you for following me on Twitter.

1390. Maybe it's hipper somehow in the future

1391. to not have a great, you know, big boobs and a big ass.

1392. Maybe it's a wrap on all that.

1393. We're moving on. Who knows?

1394. Acting challenge.

1395. Yeah, that was a challenge.

1396. It was really just— it was all the same.

1397. Oh, you slept with my man.

1398. It started so strong.

1399. I mean, I was like what a saucy little minx.

1400. And then it just went nowhere.

1401. But there's a great deal of spunk there.

1402. I think that's why people really love her.

1403. But she's gotta learn how to harness that energy

1404. and that charisma

1405. so that it works in a professional situation.

1406. Plastique Tiara.

1407. If she had really gone full facekini,

1408. it would have been awesome.

1409. Also, I don't know if you felt this,

1410. in the challenge,

1411. I could tell she just felt very out of her league,

1412. and really outside of her comfort zone.

1413. She was so afraid,

1414. and you could feel it in her body.

1415. You could feel it, she was clinging to my leg.

1416. Yeah, maybe fell the most flat for me

1417. out of everybody that I saw,

1418. the least dynamic sort of change.

1419. When you do open mic the first time,

1420. you sort of rush through it because you're so scared,

1421. and you almost don't want to be there.

1422. That's the sense I got.

1423. At one point, I couldn't wait for the scene to be over.

1424. Let's move on down

1425. to the biggest surprise of the night, A'Keria C. Davenport.

1426. Yes, we've seen this storyline before.

1427. No, we haven't seen it done like that,

1428. including a facekini, with sequins and rhinestones.

1429. I hope to look like that by the end of next year.

1430. Oh, no, I truly believe you will.

1431. - Thank you. - Absolutely.

1432. In fact, I love that she's having fun

1433. with the whole plastic surgery storyline,

1434. because she makes no secret

1435. over the fact that she's been touched by an angel.

1436. And I think A'Keria should change her name

1437. to Clit Eastwood, because she made my day.

1438. She was joyous to watch.

1439. Everything she committed to paid off.

1440. But I also was genuinely relieved

1441. to see her reunited with her daughter,

1442. because she had taken me on that ride.

1443. Yes.

1444. If Brooke Lynn is most improved,

1445. then A'Keria's best actress tonight.

1446. It was genius.

1447. I'm hearing we've got the Marla Gibbs of drag

1448. on our stage.

1449. Silence.

1450. I've made my decision.

1451. Bring back my jailbirds.

1452. Welcome back, ladies.

1453. I've made some decisions.

1454. Silky Nutmeg Ganache.

1455. You're safe.

1456. Thank you.

1457. A'Keria C. Davenport.

1458. Girl, this week, you twerked your way up into the top.

1459. Con-drag-ulations.

1460. You are the winner of this week's challenge.

1461. Thank you.

1462. You've won two tickets

1463. to Cirque du Soleil's sexy adult cabaret Zumanity,

1464. plus airfare and deluxe Las Vegas accommodations.

1465. You may join the other girls.

1466. Whoo! Twerk my way to the top.

1467. Brooke Lynn Hytes, you're safe.

1468. Thank you very much.

1469. Shuga, this week you did not take us to church.

1470. Vanjie, your alley cat fell flat.

1471. Plastique, one word: me-ouch.

1472. Shuga Cain...

1473. You are safe.

1474. Shit.

1475. You may join the other girls.

1476. Vanjie, Plastique, I'm sorry, my dears,

1477. but you are up for elimination.

1478. At this point, most of my frustration is with myself.

1479. Oh, I'm about to start crying already.

1480. Just frustrated because I want to do good.

1481. Two queens stand before me.

1482. Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me

1483. and save yourself from elimination.

1484. The time has come...

1485. for you to lip sync...

1486. for your life!

1487. I'm not going home.

1488. Not today. Not tomorrow.

1489. Not ever.

1490. Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

1491. Ladies, I've made my decision.

1492. Vanjie, shantay you stay.

1493. You may join the other girls.

1494. Thank you.

1495. Plastique Tiara, you, my dear, are the real thing.

1496. Now sashay away.

1497. I've grown so much from my time being here,

1498. and you've shown me how to be myself.

1499. And for that, I thank you.

1500. We love you, girl.

1501. Love you.

1502. I would love to make it to the end,

1503. but I'm proud of myself.

1504. For every little Asian kid who thinks they're different,

1505. I hope they can see my story and relate.

1506. And I really hope my family accepts me for me.

1507. No regrets.

1508. Con-drag-ulations, ladies.

1509. Now remember, if you can't love yourself,

1510. how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?

1511. Can I get an amen up in here?

1512. - Amen! - All right.

1513. Now let the music play.

1514. Next time onRuPaul's Drag Race...

1515. You'll be performing in your very own magic show.

1516. Aah!

1517. Wow.

1518. Bippity boppity bra.

1519. Really, really epic.

1520. Baby, you're a star.

1521. You need to give us more, or else it's done.

1522. I feel like somebody going to disappear tonight.

1523. Abracadabra, bitch.