RuPaul's Drag Race 11x4

1. Previously onRuPaul's Drag Race...

2. You'll be starring in two she-vangelical talk shows.

3. I love Britney Spears.

4. Testify, sister.

5. We are here in the name of Mariah.

6. It's Britney Bitch Network,

7. you are the winning team.

8. And Nina West, you're the winner of this week's challenge.

9. For the first time in Drag Raceherstory...

10. All of you will be lip syncing for your lives.

11. Shuga Cain, shantay, you stay.

12. Honey, sashay away.

13. Oh, my goodness.

14. I am gagged, y'all.

15. Bitch, tonight shit just got real.

16. Ru ain't playing this season.

17. I just have no words.

18. Mother Ru has already threw us a curveball,

19. having six bitches lip sync at one time.

20. Everything that you know aboutDrag Race

21. is thrown out the window.

22. I don't know about nobody else,

23. but tonight was definitely a gut punch.

24. I didn't know if half of us was gonna go home.

25. I thought at least two of us were gonna be going home.

26. I shit you not, when she started saying

27. all the names down the line,

28. I really thought I was gonna go home.

29. I'm so pissed that it took that

30. to really make me realize

31. how much I have to do.

32. We cannot let any moment go by

33. by without bringing it super mother fucking hard

34. every single time.

35. It's like an actual push.

36. It's from Mama saying, like, don't fuck it up.

37. This is your last chance.

38. This shook the fear of goddess into me,

39. and I hope, for the other girls' sakes,

40. that they feel the same,

41. because nobody is safe here.

42. These six bottoms are shaking boots.

43. My only advice to the other ho's,

44. step your pussy up.

45. I know I'm about to step mine up.

46. And I ain't scared of none of you ho's.

47. Ho, you must go. Ho, you must go.

48. Ho, you must go.

49. The winner ofRuPaul's Drag Race

50. receives a one-year supply

51. of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics

52. and a cash prize of $100,000.

53. With extra-special guest judges Tiffany Pollard

54. and Joel McHale.

55. Good morn-things!

56. Oh, shit.

57. It's a new day.

58. Same me.

59. Ooh.

60. It's amazing to have made it this far.

61. I am ready for more queens to go.

62. Hello, hello, hello.

63. Pump the room with the pink, girl.

64. Ladies, I have some very disturbing news.

65. There's been a leak.

66. And it's coming from inside this studio.

67. Soju's back?

68. Shade.

69. I need you to get to the bottom

70. of this outrageous story.

71. So for today's Mini Challenge,

72. you'll be breaking news

73. in the look and style

74. of my favorite TV anchor...

75. Rachel Maddow.

76. We're calling it Why You Maddow Tho?

77. Yasss!

78. Ain't God good, girl?

79. Ciao.

80. Now, using hair provided by Rockstar Wigs,

81. you've got 15 minutes to get into quick drag.

82. Oh, but wait. We've got some breaking news.

83. Good luck, you guys.

84. You're amazing. I can tell from here.

85. Remember, when it comes to the blazer,

86. cheap, cheap, cheap.

87. Okurrr?

88. Just like Rachel, you'll be breaking news live.

89. No rehearsal.

90. Ready? Go.

91. That's a lot of man you gotta shave off.

92. I know.

93. You know, I own a goat.

94. And I love—goats are so cute.

95. You look real sexy.

96. Don't you dare even look at me right now.

97. Time's up, ladies.

98. Thanks to you at home for joining us this hour.

99. I'm Rachel Maddow.

100. - I'm Rachel Maddow. - I'm Rachel Maddow.

101. What—hold on, honey.

102. Yes, it is one of those days.

103. We have inagrate— generations news tonight.

104. Ginormous.

105. What is the word?

106. Like Latrice Royale big.

107. As in, "Good God, girl."

108. "Good girl, grip, girl."

109. Good God, get a grip, girl.

110. Sources from the Lacefront Academy

111. of Wigs, Waffles, and Weaves

112. have revealed that Supermodel of the World

113. RuPaul Andre Charles, yes—

114. That RuPaul.

115. Y'all didn't hear me.

116. Supermodel of the World—

117. Is the center of an intense—

118. I'm sorry, international—

119. International money-laundering ring named "Starrbooty."

120. Clues, hmm.

121. Clues first began surfacing

122. in the wee hours of the morning after Drag Con.

123. When RuPaul took to Twitter—

124. With a seemingly, mm, non-suspicious twist.

125. Seemingly nonsensical tweet.

126. Da fuck?

127. Scamming money don't make money—

128. don't make no money, but freak money do.

129. No surprise there, right?

130. I mean, this is the same one who begins correspondences

131. with "she done already done had herses."

132. Well, not so fast.

133. Upon a closer examination—

134. Esplaxamination.

135. The self-proclaimed, uh, marketing genius

136. has apparently been directicating.

137. A soco... hmm.

138. "Socopocatogo" money-laundering network—

139. network for years. Use coasts—

140. - Here's the kicker. - RuPaul's all-aged best friend—

141. Best friend—

142. Michelle Visage is the mole.

143. is a mule.

144. - Personally smugging— - Snuggling—

145. Smuggling millions of dollars.

146. Leaving for the parking lot

147. with breasts that would make Colonel Sanders weep.

148. That would make Colonial Sanders—

149. Colonial Sanders—

150. Colonal—

151. Colonol.

152. K.F.C.

153. Stay with us.

154. Stay with us.

155. Stay with us.

156. Oh, honey, I felt so done.

157. Y'all had me saying "colonal."

158. What the hell is colonal?

159. I love Rachel.

160. Finally some good news, right, ladies?

161. Yes.

162. The winner of today's Mini Challenge is...

163. Scarlet Envy.

164. You've won a $3,000 gift card

165. from The Diva's Jewels.

166. Ooh.

167. Ladies, the news today sounds a lot like high school.

168. Gossip, bickering, backstabbing.

169. And that's just from today's White House briefing, sis.

170. Now, for this week's Maxi Challenge,

171. you'll be putting a political twist

172. on my favorite high school musical Grease

173. in the lip sync extravaganza Trump! The Rusical!

174. Now, each of you will be playing an important woman

175. from Trump's inner circle.

176. Scarlet, you won the Mini Challenge,

177. so you're in charge of assigning the roles.

178. Ooh.

179. Gentlemen, start your engines,

180. and may the best woman win.

181. Trump! The Rusical! Oh, my gosh!

182. This is a lot of paper.

183. Betsy DeVos would be very scared.

184. - I really want to read it first. Yeah, I want to hear it.

185. Let's listen to it, let's hear it.

186. - Here we go. You just never know

187. how the cookie may crumble with that Scarlet.

188. I hope this lady doesn't set me up, Lord.

189. Wow. Okay, let's go ahead and assign some roles.

190. I'm taking Betsy DeVos.

191. Who feels confident in Shandee, our innocent good girl?

192. She has a summer romance with Donald in Moscow.

193. She is kind of like the main character.

194. I can be Shandee.

195. You wanna be Shandee?

196. I can be.

197. Bitch, what?

198. There's nothing Mercedes can tell me

199. in my language, her language, any language

200. that's gonna sell me the fact

201. that she thinks she can be the main role.

202. She's got a lot of lines, girl.

203. She's in almost every scene.

204. Ariel, you'd also be really good at Shandee, too.

205. Just to throw that out there.

206. Yeah. I think you'd make a cute Shandee.

207. You're just like really bubbly,

208. and like you're kind of a cartoon, you know.

209. Like it'll come across really well.

210. You don't want Shandee?

211. I don't know. I just feel like I connect more with Ivanka.

212. I want to see you as Shandee.

213. Okay.

214. I feel bad for Ariel.

215. She has been casted as Diana Ross,

216. but really she's Florence.

217. When has Florence ever won?

218. We have Omarosa,

219. a brown-nosing reality TV star from The Apprentice.

220. She worked for Trump until she was fired.

221. Let me be Omarosa.

222. Are we typecasting this?

223. I'm super excited with the role of Omarosa

224. because I see a lot of myself in her.

225. Although she's seen as a bitch,

226. she most definitely owns every room that she walks into.

227. I think that we haven't done a Kellyanne, right?

228. Kellyanne Conway, tired, blonde,

229. haggard press spokesperson for Trump.

230. Oh, you'd be a sickening Kellyanne.

231. Yvie looks like the crypt-keeper,

232. so she had to be Kellyanne Conway.

233. Mercedes, so you're Trump's daughter.

234. You're Ivanka, okay?

235. I have no idea about anything about Ivanka Trump.

236. God, this is bad

237. that I don't know half of these people.

238. I should have done a lot of research before I got here.

239. I didn't.

240. And then there's the teen angel, which is Oprah.

241. Yeah.

242. I mean, I think that obviously—

243. Oprah. Oprah, right?

244. I think that's a good move, yeah.

245. I wouldn't mind taking Shandee.

246. I think you should be Oprah, girl.

247. That is just so obvious.

248. Why do I have to be Oprah?

249. Like I've kind of been in the back this entire competition.

250. Like, I'm always being typecast, like—

251. It's not typecasting. It's fierce.

252. So let's go ahead and make you Oprah.

253. That bitch still gave me Oprah.

254. Oprah has 40 seconds in this entire role.

255. I want the main character.

256. Why I'm Oprah?

257. After that six-way gangbang last week,

258. if we don't slay this rusical,

259. we could possibly be witnessing a 12-way lip sync.

260. Stay tuned.

261. Coming up...

262. I'm Sarah Huckabee Sanders.

263. I'm here to give you the briefings.

264. Are you registered to vote?

265. I'm actually a registered Republican.

266. This week's Maxi Challenge

267. is a lip sync extravaganza, Trump! The Rusical! honey.

268. This is so good. "The future is female."

269. It's literally on my... jacket.

270. This challenge is tough, right,

271. because you have to get into character

272. and kind of find our acting ability.

273. I'm Sarah Huckabee Sanders.

274. I'm here to give you the briefings.

275. I'm channeling my inner Meryl Streep.

276. I'm like, hey, "not without my daughter."

277. Oh, that was Sally Field.

278. So I'm also channeling my inner Sally Field.

279. I'm kind of drawing inspiration

280. for my character, obviously from Ivana,

281. but a little bit from Patsy Stone from Ab Fab.

282. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

283. Very like...

284. I get Ivana Trump, who's exactly who I wanted.

285. She just is like a plastic surgery dreamboat, like this.

286. Just puffed and very bitchy.

287. Which I like.

288. Hey, kitty girls.

289. - Hi. - Hi.

290. Are you feeling complicit?

291. Yes, honey.

292. This bitch is shaking.

293. - Hi, ladies. - Hi, Ru.

294. Brooke Lynn, of course, there's a lot of choreography here.

295. I know you are a dancer.

296. - I am. - Are you a private dancer?

297. I can be for the right amount.

298. Exactly.

299. I was a professional ballet dancer for six years,

300. so I'm ready to have a good time with this challenge.

301. You'll be fine. What about the other girls?

302. Well, I think this one will be fine.

303. She's a Texas Bucketqueen.

304. I have a musical theater background,

305. so I kind of have to force myself, obviously,

306. to pick up choreography.

307. I don't really dance,

308. but I have a cocktail in my hand the entire time.

309. - I love that. - Lucky you.

310. Well, listen, a lot of lip syncing,

311. a lot of preplanning for you all.

312. So I cannot wait to see what you can do.

313. - Thank you so much. - Thank you, Ru.

314. Bye.

315. [Ru] Well, hello, Prance-Suit Nation.

316. Hi, Mama Ru.

317. Is it anything like the Rhythm Nation?

318. [Ru] Now, this is a politically-minded challenge.

319. Are you registered to vote, Dr. Ganache?

320. I'm actually a registered Republican.

321. Girl, you're a Republican? Bitch, bye.

322. I'm a Republican because of gentrification

323. and re-movement of, you know, the districts,

324. it's very important that people realize

325. that if you want to stop that within the political process,

326. get smarter than them.

327. - Register as a Republican. - Yeah.

328. And they don't have to redo everything.

329. Just because I am a registered Republican

330. doesn't mean that I actually vote Republican.

331. Bitch, I ain't never voted for Trump.

332. So you have a strategy to infiltrate the Republican party

333. and circumvent their gerrymandering.

334. Absolutely.

335. That will help you a lot in this challenge.

336. And what role do you have, Shuga?

337. I am Miss Hillary Clinton.

338. [Ru] What role did you get, A'Keria?

339. I'm actually Stormy Daniels, the sex kitten.

340. What role did you get, Vanjie?

341. I'm Miss Rosie O'Donnell.

342. All right, listen.

343. This is another lip sync challenge,

344. and this is really crucial that you get it right.

345. All right, I'll see you all later.

346. - Thank you. - Thank you, Ru.

347. I'll be serving like very attitude—

348. - Hello. - Hey, Ru.

349. Are you all The Foxy Ladies?

350. Yes, we are.

351. Nina, are you politically minded?

352. I am. I grew up in a really political family.

353. - Really? - Yeah.

354. At the age of 12, I went to the Republican National Convention.

355. You did? Did your party win that year?

356. Well, it's not my party, but I believe they did win, yeah.

357. I believe it was George Bush.

358. The first George.

359. The first George, yeah, the father.

360. I met Barbara Bush and I met Connie Chung.

361. I come from a very Republican family.

362. I was the president of the Young Republican Club.

363. Then I started to realize I was gay.

364. So now I'm super liberal and super progressive.

365. And Mercedes, you're playing who?

366. Well, we went through, um...

367. Come here and let me slap you.

368. Maybe I'll slap some sense into you.

369. What language do you speak?

370. - Swahili. Yeah. - Swahili.

371. Well, how do you say, "Bitch, you better wake up" in Swahili?

372. bitch

373. - You got it. - Yes.

374. I'm playing Ivanka Trump.

375. Do you have any of her mannerisms?

376. You know what? I... don't.

377. But I'm gonna make it work.

378. Okay, well, we'll see.

379. I don't know nothin' about the Trump family,

380. but I'm gonna do what I have to do.

381. Bitch, I'm gonna show Mama Ru I am the GOAT.

382. Greatest Of All Time.

383. All right.

384. Ra'Jah, are you any good at choreography?

385. I am technically trained as a dancer,

386. so I think picking up the choreography

387. for me will be easy.

388. And then even if I need to help, you know, some of my girls out

389. with their two left feet or three.

390. Well, let's hope that you can help your girls out

391. more than you helped the other girls out

392. with the Mariah challenge.

393. First dig. Here we go again.

394. Girl, can we not just leave the past in the past?

395. This is an important one,

396. because the gangbang lip sync

397. was a wakeup call for everybody.

398. All eyes are on you, you know.

399. - Thank you, Ru. - Thank you.

400. All right.

401. Girl.

402. All right, ladies, listen up.

403. Now, in a few minutes,

404. you'll meet with the fantastique choreographer

405. Yanis Marshall.

406. Oh, my God!

407. Heels, heels.

408. If you don't know Yanis, he's Deadpool,

409. in the Celine Dion Deadpoolvideo.

410. He's known for being in heels and being sassy.

411. I'm excited and a little nervous,

412. 'cause I know he don't play.

413. And I'm just anticipating

414. what kind of crazy shit we're about to do, girl.

415. Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

416. Coming up...

417. Seven, eight, up and down.

418. Oh, Shandee.

419. I'm really going to bomb this challenge.

420. Now it's time to learn this choreography

421. from Mr. Yanis.

422. He's standing there fiercely in heels

423. feeling her fantasy, about to fierce the house down.

424. This about to be very extra.

425. Hi, ladies.

426. Hi.

427. We have a lot to learn today.

428. And we are kind of looking

429. of something like Beyoncé meets Grease.

430. Come on, Beyoncé.

431. Oh, that's all you heard is Beyoncé.

432. And Greaseand Grease and Grease.

433. Obviously I'm going to put a lot of dance into this challenge.

434. I would love to know if you have a dance background or anything.

435. I can't dance, but I've been with plenty of dancers.

436. Okay.

437. I do have a dance background.

438. Ballet, modern dance, um... jazz, tap, African.

439. Ooh, all that.

440. Whatever you ask, whatever you need.

441. Whatever I need? Okay.

442. I used to be a professional ballet dancer.

443. - Oh. - French training.

444. Can you show me a few ballet moves?

445. - Yes! - Okay.

446. Oh. All right, now that was a nice battement.

447. Oh, arabesque. Okay, we like it.

448. So we doing demonstrations now?

449. All right, so let's start.

450. Can I have The Foxy Ladies?

451. Let me show you first.

452. Shit I'm shaking in my boots.

453. This choreography is like professional.

454. This is about to be real technical.

455. It's not gonna be no one-two.

456. Well, Yvie, can you let me see your version of it?

457. Turn, down, hold.

458. Shimmy and touch and talk.

459. Yeah, I actually like that. I love the attitude.

460. Ra'Jah, can I see that from you?

461. Right, left, drop, open, turn.

462. Oh, I'm sorry.

463. Drop, open, turn, shimmy.

464. - Oop. I'm sorry. - Uh-huh.

465. Where did that dance experience go?

466. I actually danced, technically, 15 years ago, so...

467. Oh.

468. Girl, 15 years ago.

469. All right, you work on that.

470. Can I see the Trump wives?

471. It's all about your body positions, right?

472. You want to be hot.

473. So this is hot. This is not hot.

474. Hot. Yes.

475. - Can I see you do it? - Yeah.

476. So everybody watch Brooke Lynn.

477. Sit, look, click.

478. Click. And switch.

479. Snap. Uh. Left, right.

480. That was hot.

481. All right, Betsy DeVos, your turn.

482. Sit, look, shoulder, shoulder.

483. Huh, switch, uh, snap, snap.

484. Ooh.

485. Scarlet looks like

486. a stick bug in a hurricane, girl.

487. Sit, look. Oh, my God.

488. You just gave me, like, 3 A.M. Last call.

489. I need another drink.

490. Okay, can we have the Prance-Suit Nation

491. and Oprah please now.

492. The prancing elites.

493. So let me teach you another set.

494. And sit and across, arms.

495. So it's fast. Yes, seven.

496. You have a count for that?

497. No, it's going to be on the lyrics.

498. It's the worst, it's the worst—

499. So this on one?

500. It's the worst. It's not a one.

501. If you would just give me a one.

502. Welcome to show biz. You have to be fast.

503. - All right. - A'Keria, let me see.

504. It's the worst, it's the worst.

505. - It is the worst. - Oh!

506. Shade.

507. Can we try something else?

508. Okay. So watch.

509. You're gonna go from left to right, okay?

510. Now, as you do this, you're starting to go down here,

511. and then sit.

512. Okay, by the sound of it,

513. I can already tell that's not it.

514. I'm just a little worried about hitting my knees,

515. 'cause they come out of place a lot.

516. What do you mean they come out of place?

517. They just pop out?

518. Yeah, it's part of my disease I got, girl.

519. All of my shit pops out.

520. What is it that you have? What's your issue?

521. Uh, I have a connective tissue disorder

522. where all of my joints are, while they're flexible,

523. all of them pops out of place if I hit the ground too hard.

524. So I'm going to try to be soft.

525. Of course, yeah. Thank you for telling me.

526. And, yeah, you should always be careful with your body.

527. I have a disease called Ehlers-Danlos syndrome type 3.

528. I don't produce a whole lot of collagen,

529. so I have extra skin, like everywhere.

530. And I'm prone to dislocating my knees and things like that,

531. but it's not going to hold me back in this competition.

532. And breathe, and down.

533. That's nice. Ra'Jah, let me see.

534. - And up, one. - Ooh, I'm sorry.

535. Keep the space, honey. Keep the space, yes.

536. Which way does the—

537. This way, honey, this way, left.

538. Give me drama.

539. Five, six, seven,

540. up, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

541. Open, one, two, three, four, ooh.

542. Ra'Jah, you shouldn't have told me

543. you had all this dance experience, mama,

544. because now I'm expecting so much of you.

545. Omarosa, she's ready to cut Yanis.

546. Girl, please don't slap that man, Miss Ra'Jah.

547. Don't do it, Missy.

548. Don't look down. I want you to be alive.

549. This was very, "I'm thinking," looking down.

550. Yanis is giving me the fucking blues,

551. and I'm not taking it.

552. I'm not having it, I'm not liking it,

553. I'm not featuring it, any of it.

554. Imagine doing this and lip syncing. Good luck.

555. Yanis, aah!

556. And he say—ooh.

557. Lord, give me strength.

558. Okay. Can we move on?

559. Six, seven, eight, up and down.

560. Oh, Shandee,

561. you're going to have a lot to do in this rusical,

562. so you're going to really have to stay focused.

563. I'm playing the lead role,

564. and I just know that I'm not going to be able

565. to pull this move off.

566. Up, five, six, on the seven,

567. eight, open, one.

568. - Girl, don't lose your heel. - I know.

569. Oh, my God. Shandee, keep it together.

570. Put your heels—

571. When I walked in,

572. I was thinking like this was going to be super fun.

573. I did not expect it to be

574. like we're doing the frickin' Beyoncé halftime concert.

575. Three, down, up, under...

576. stretch, and sit.

577. I'm worried about Ariel the most.

578. I don't see the star in her right now.

579. Everybody, last time.

580. Five, six, seven,

581. and breathe and down.

582. Girl.

583. Everyone's just telling me to do it,

584. and I just—I look so stupid.

585. And now I'm gonna be that girl that can't get the choreography.

586. I have to really get it together

587. or I'm really gonna bomb this challenge.

588. Coming up...

589. Can you come real quick?

590. Today I'm pulling them to the side

591. and tell them the reason why.

592. It's really hard.

593. Ha!

594. Whoo, another week, hey!

595. - It is show day, bitch. - I know, right?

596. Today is elimination day,

597. and we are about to perform Trump! The Rusical!

598. Oh, sis.

599. How you feeling?

600. I was just freaking myself out like the psycho I am, so...

601. I had my little breakdown, but I practiced my ass off.

602. I just hope that I can pull my weight in this challenge,

603. because I have the lead role, so I need to kill it.

604. Girl, this is the first time I've saw you with no brows.

605. I didn't have no time, girl. I got out that shower, girl,

606. I said, girl, no eyebrows today.

607. You need a permanent marker?

608. No, bitch. Is that what you use?

609. That's what I use. It's like my old faithful, honey.

610. It works.

611. Silky puts her brows on with a Sharpie.

612. Like, what?

613. They're $2.00, honey.

614. Silky gets her makeup from Office Depot.

615. Like, that's crazy to me.

616. I'm loving that it's a political challenge.

617. Can I just say that I really wish

618. the country would get back to how it was when Obama ran?

619. About the idea of hope.

620. I want people to have equal access.

621. I want people to feel like

622. they're a part of the conversation.

623. It's so baffling that, like, a human could say

624. I don't want another human to have the same rights as me.

625. Girl, it's fear.

626. You know, my sophomore year, I was openly gay in college,

627. and I ran for student government.

628. And so this underground hate group

629. that was on our really small conservative college campus

630. took it upon themselves to harass me,

631. to break into my dorm room,

632. to like threaten my life and say they were going to kill me.

633. What the fuck?

634. I came home, and there was "fag" carved on my door.

635. There was a paper shoved underneath my door

636. threatening me. The next night,

637. there was a voice distortion message on my phone

638. that said, "You dirty faggot, we're coming to kill you."

639. One of my students came and knocked on the door

640. and said, "Someone's trying to break into the building."

641. And I picked up the phone,

642. and it was that distorted voice saying "We're getting inside.

643. We're gonna get you."

644. It was so scary.

645. I can remember thinking...

646. that, uh, I was in trouble.

647. I had to move out of my dorm room

648. and move into an all-girls dorm

649. and basically hide for two weeks,

650. until they found the person who was—

651. Oh, my God.

652. - Horrible. I'm so sorry. - It was awful.

653. This is during the time period of Matthew Shepard.

654. Matthew Shepard was a college student in Wyoming

655. who went out to a bar,

656. and these monsters picked him up,

657. they beat him to death,

658. and hung him on a fence.

659. The Matthew Shepard murder changed my life.

660. This is why I'm involved in gay rights issues,

661. because I don't anyone to ever feel that way that I felt,

662. that I was suicidal or that I wasn't good enough

663. or that I didn't belong.

664. That's why I do what I do,

665. 'cause I never want anyone to feel that way.

666. Because it's—it is awful, you know?

667. You don't want to ever feel like you don't matter.

668. We live in a culture right now

669. where divisive rhetoric is winning.

670. It is our responsibility

671. to create the world that we want to live in.

672. Don't let anyone tell you your voice doesn't matter.

673. We all have the power to hopefully exact change.

674. Hearing Nina's story, I feel the same.

675. Like, being Muslim, I can relate to that.

676. And I was like, you know what?

677. I should be—

678. I should be open about my religion,

679. because last week, I walked off.

680. In your culture, how do y'all worship Allah?

681. I gotta get ready.

682. Can you come real quick?

683. So today I'm pulling them to the side

684. and tell them the reason why.

685. - Hey, y'all. - Hey, girl.

686. Remember last time we were talking about different religion

687. and I just like stormed off?

688. And it was kind of rude for me to do that,

689. because I didn't—I basically don't talk about religion.

690. And the reason why it's really hard,

691. especially in this country

692. where people, like, if it was, something happens

693. and, you know, involving Muslims,

694. it's like, oh, they're terrorists, you know.

695. And I don't want people to feel

696. like every Muslim is a terrorist.

697. Like, that's why I don't really talk about it,

698. and I just want to apologize to you guys.

699. I know you wanted to know

700. what is, you know, the difference and stuff,

701. and it was just me, like,

702. because I didn't feel comfortable about it.

703. I don't want people to hate me.

704. I've seen crazy stuff on social media.

705. Every time it plays in my head,

706. like the videos, I've seen it,

707. people being hurt because they're Muslim.

708. It hurts, you know, like, to see all that stuff.

709. I don't know.

710. I just don't know why people do that.

711. Like, why would you hurt someone else because of...

712. I wish I could have just like be like,

713. bitch, I'm proud Muslim, like, bitch, this is me.

714. You should be. - This is who I am.

715. I just want you to speak up about it,

716. because you're the strongest representation we get, then.

717. Like, if you close your mouth and walk away,

718. you're robbing a bunch of children of the experience

719. to know something about what it means to be Muslim.

720. It is a terrifying time to be—

721. Any sort of different.

722. Anything different in America right now.

723. I just feel like maybe we let you down

724. in not making it feel comfortable enough

725. for you to do that.

726. I realized that this is an opportunity

727. to share to the world I'm a proud Muslim.

728. I'm the first drag to be here

729. that's Muslim.

730. You know, you can share anything with us,

731. because we love you. You our sister, bitch.

732. Plus I done went through your stuff. I'm nosey.

733. I know there ain't no bombs over there.

734. - We love you so much. - We love you, bitch.

735. And what?

736. Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race.

737. You're the one that I want, Michelle Visage.

738. Ru, you know I'm hopelessly devoted to you.

739. Stalker Channing.

740. The hilarious Ross Mathews.

741. Now, were you born to hand jive, baby?

742. A-wop-ba-ba-lu-bop.

743. A-wham-bam-boom.

744. Uh-huh.

745. Tiffany Pollard. New York in the house.

746. Now, what's your favorite musical of all time?

747. Obviously it's Hair.

748. Ooh.

749. And it's Joel McHale.

750. Thank you for having me on the show, Ru,

751. and thanks for all the clips you've provided over the years.

752. Were your ears burning?

753. No, but it hurts a little bit when I pee.

754. This week, we challenged our queens

755. to lip sync the White House down in Trump! The Rusical!

756. Gentlemen, start your engines, and may the best woman win.

757. Coming up...

758. Yeah!

759. Read my lips.

760. The world premiere of Trump! The Rusical!

761. The Moscow Ritz Carlton,

762. last summer.

763. Oh, Donny, I just had the best summer of my life.

764. Nothing can make it better.

765. You want me to what? Is that sanitary?

766. Good morning, students.

767. It's me, Betsy DeVos.

768. Can you believe I'm your principal?

769. I've never been inside a school before.

770. Ah, but welcome to your first day back

771. at Trump School For Girls.

772. Oh...

773. Uh, hi, Omarosa?

774. Hi, Shandee.

775. Meet The Foxy Ladies.

776. This is Kellyanne, Sarah Huckabee Sanders,

777. and our HBIC Ivanka.

778. We're seniors and we rule the school.

779. Who are they?

780. That's Ivana and Melania.

781. Hi. Ivana... welcome you school.

782. Oh, what did you do this summer?

783. I met a boy in Moscow.

784. His hairdo was wild.

785. Oh, spill the Tee.

786. Did he talk about building a wall?

787. Did he have little hands?

788. Uh, you guys, we're talking about my dad.

789. Uh-oh.

790. Well, if it isn't Crooked Hillary,

791. that loser Rosie O'Donnell, and Stormy Daniels?

792. I hear she's the dirtiest dancer at Pocahontas High.

793. With an X-rated reputation.

794. Ladies, time's up.

795. This president is problematic.

796. He's totally traumatic.

797. He's a super-callous fragile-racist

798. who's sexist and atrocious.

799. Not bad for an adult film star, huh?

800. He's Cheese Frightening.

801. Come on, ladies, look at you.

802. You're such strong, smart, capable women.

803. Why do you let him do this to you?

804. Hillary, you just don't get it.

805. Ladies, that was beautiful.

806. Thank you, Omarosa.

807. Oh, by the way, you're fired.

808. I'm hopelessly demoted.

809. Again?

810. I can't believe I spent my whole life

811. sucking up to a TV star.

812. What do I do now?

813. Did someone say Oprah?

814. Isn't it good to see me?

815. - Ha ha ha yes! - Hit it.

816. Love you on Celebrity Big Brother.

817. Don't get mad, get everything.

818. Miss Winfrey, Miss Winfrey...

819. Hi, guys, it's me again, Betsy DeVos.

820. Can you believe it? I'm still here.

821. It's almost the end of the school year,

822. but unlike other coming-of-age stories,

823. in this one, the girl doesn't become a slut for some guy.

824. She owns her sexual power.

825. Mm-hmm-hmm. Ah-ha-ha.

826. I still have no idea what I'm doing.

827. Oh.

828. Donny, you're back.

829. - Hi, Donald. - Nice jacket, Trumpy.

830. Forget about him. Look at her.

831. Take a picture. It'll last longer.

832. And I cutie-pa-toot it.

833. Pow! Pow!

834. Oh, finally.

835. Goodbye, pussy bow.

836. Hello, pussy hat.

837. Ladies, this is a teaching moment.

838. And you don't have to do it alone.

839. I can't believe what I'm seeing right now,

840. but listen to this.

841. Let's all start marching together.

842. Ha-ha!

843. Whoo!

844. Coming up...

845. You're a great performer.

846. A star was born tonight.

847. You just sort of disappeared.

848. Category is orange alert.

849. Up first, Yvie Oddly.

850. Now that is some pulp friction.

851. I'm serving you citrus circus realness,

852. shaking my big-top tent,

853. or should I say big-bottom tent.

854. I might be all bows and smiles,

855. but you don't want to catch this clown after dark.

856. I wonder if she's on Rinder.

857. Up next, Plastique Tiara.

858. Birds of a feather stone tights together.

859. I'm serving Madame Butterfly

860. and flying down the runway.

861. This corset is the actual piece

862. that Cardi B. wore in her music video.

863. The hairiest butterfly I've seen in a while.

864. I don't mind a hairy butt-erfly.

865. Ra'Jah O'Hara.

866. I'll eat that orange.

867. Orange jelly-ous.

868. I'm wearing a sickening badass catsuit

869. with the chaps to match,

870. and I'm rocking this super sickening pixie cut.

871. I'm feeling like a rock star.

872. Like a young Diana Ross almost.

873. Yes, she does.

874. Oh, she's got a heart on.

875. Yeah!

876. See you later, Elton John.

877. Nina West,

878. from the Best Little Whorehouse in Orange County.

879. This madam will take a slice out of you.

880. I'm wearing this Hello, Dolly inspired look

881. because I wanted to reference

882. my favorite liberal activist, Barbra Streisand.

883. I like to serve a character.

884. I want to be theatrical on the runway.

885. To get those feathers,

886. she had to pluck a cock-or-two.

887. Scarlet Envy.

888. Freddy Krueger's wife.

889. I made all of this by hand.

890. Everything from my head to my shoes match

891. in the same exact fabric.

892. I feel beautiful.

893. That's a real classy bitch.

894. Putting the man in mandarin orange.

895. - Yes. - Yes, honey.

896. A'Keria C. Davenport.

897. All right, Kawanda.

898. You better make that extra money on the side, girl.

899. She's giving me Nicki Minaj from the back.

900. Did I hear Tiffany say

901. I'm giving a little Nicki Minaj?

902. Yeah, girl.

903. The body is there and it is real.

904. Hear she clacking down that runway.

905. What's that I hear?

906. Girl, I thought that was the audience.

907. It's just the ass clapping.

908. Orange is the nude black.

909. Silky Nutmeg Ganache pumpkin spice.

910. The star ofDreamsicle Girls.

911. This is like a low-speed chase with OJ.

912. The Juice is loose.

913. Yeah.

914. Tonight on the runway

915. I am serving orange elegance, honey.

916. I'm a pageant queen. This is what I do.

917. Free OJ.

918. Free OJ.

919. Ariel Versace.

920. Mm, I ain't gotta dance.

921. I make money moves.

922. Orange isn't typically a color I would wear

923. unless it's on my skin, because, you know,

924. I'm spray tanned for filth, girl.

925. I look like Big Bird's orange cousin from New Jersey.

926. I think that cheeto's a puff.

927. See you in Reno.

928. - Yeah! - Jesus Christ.

929. Whoo!

930. Mercedes Iman Diamond.

931. Does this Mercedes come in orange?

932. African princess in the house, girl.

933. Whoo! With this orange look,

934. you gotta bring that Mercedes signature

935. mug be to the gods.

936. Baby, I own the runway.

937. Clementine on my mind.

938. Are those diamonds blood orange?

939. Oh, the drama.

940. Vanessa Vanjie Mateo.

941. Fresh from the Tropicana.

942. Ru, she's not that rind of girl.

943. I'm feeling expensive.

944. The jewels, the drama, the glitter.

945. Over the top shenanigans.

946. I'm feeling like I'm robbing bitches left and right,

947. and I know I'm the most expensive bitch

948. on this runway right now. That's the truth.

949. Stunning. You feather work.

950. Wow.

951. Miss Tanjie.

952. Miss Tanjie.

953. Brooke Lynn Hytes.

954. Ladies and gentlemen, agent orange.

955. See, this is the kind of bitch

956. that my man would cheat on me for.

957. - [Ru] Mm-hmm. Yeah.

958. I'm giving youFifth Element

959. meetsTron meetsThe Matrix, but orange.

960. It is sexy. It's strappy.

961. I feel amazing in this outfit.

962. Cheeky bitch.

963. I can see her butt!

964. Orange is the new crack.

965. Yeah!

966. Oh, she pissed.

967. Are you mad at me, Michelle?

968. Yeah!

969. Who's next?

970. Shuga Cain.

971. Yeah. Yay!

972. This is why I'm so glad I'm black

973. so I don't have to go tanning and end up like that.

974. Girl, look how orange you are.

975. I'm strutting down this runway

976. like an arrogant ass that Donald Trump is, honey.

977. Giving you his mannerisms, his stupid facial expressions,

978. and, yes, ma'am, I did grab that pussy.

979. Walk your intimidated ass

980. off this stage real quick.

981. Fake drag!

982. Welcome, ladies.

983. I've made some decisions.

984. Now, when I call your name,

985. please step forward.

986. Scarlet Envy.

987. Nina West.

988. Ariel Versace.

989. Plastique Tiara.

990. Shuga Cain.

991. A'Keria C. Davenport.

992. You've all been pardoned.

993. You're safe from elimination.

994. Scarlet Envy, good job casting this week.

995. Thank you.

996. Ladies, you may leave the stage.

997. Coming up...

998. You look ama-zing.

999. I couldn't take my eyes off of you.

1000. You look like a huge beautiful piece of fruit leather.

1001. Ladies, now it's time for the judges' critiques.

1002. Starting with Yvie Oddly.

1003. Let's start with the runway. You always do the unexpected.

1004. I think you look so great.

1005. Did you make this little headpiece?

1006. My hair?

1007. Yes, I did.

1008. When you can't see anybody else

1009. doing what somebody does,

1010. that's when you know you're doing something new and unique.

1011. I can't wait to see what Yvie Oddly does next.

1012. I think you're a great performer.

1013. Your Kellyanne Conway was a standout.

1014. I couldn't take my eyes off of you.

1015. And you were hamming it up completely

1016. like a star was born tonight.

1017. Thank you, Yvie.

1018. Thank you.

1019. Yeah!

1020. Stop looking at me.

1021. Up next, Ra'Jah O'Hara.

1022. Tonight on the runway, I think your hair is fun.

1023. Your makeup's beautiful.

1024. Yeah, you look great.

1025. You look like on-fire Liza Minnelli.

1026. Let's talk about Omarosa.

1027. Okay.

1028. I have a little experience with Omarosa.

1029. Okay, I shared a toilet for 29 days with Omarosa.

1030. She owns any room that she's in.

1031. The problem with your Omarosa is that we didn't notice you.

1032. When you think Omarosa,

1033. you don't think pretty, you don't think sweet.

1034. I wanted to loathe you more.

1035. That's the villain that she plays.

1036. I didn't get that. I kind of lost you.

1037. I really didn't see you punch it up,

1038. and I was left a little disappointed.

1039. Up next, Silky Nutmeg Ganache.

1040. You are painted on point, darling.

1041. You are just serving it all the way tonight.

1042. Listen, a plus-size woman really needs to be celebrated.

1043. And I love the style and silhouette of dress you chose.

1044. - That was so good. - Thank you.

1045. You looked like her,

1046. and my eyes went directly to you.

1047. I bought that you were Oprah.

1048. You came out for your moment, nailed it,

1049. and I would like to sign you to your own spinoff show

1050. after RuPaul's Drag Race.

1051. I'm gonna hold you to your word on that, honey.

1052. Yeah, you'll have to pay for everything, but...

1053. What would your spinoff show be called?

1054. Chocolate Flavor of Love.

1055. Bitch, Silky's in the mother fucking house.

1056. Mercedes Iman Diamond.

1057. You look ama-zing.

1058. A black woman with blonde hair

1059. is not celebrated enough in this country.

1060. Ru, can I get a hello?

1061. Hellurrrr.

1062. Like the neck up, super happy.

1063. But the neck down is just too ordinary for me.

1064. Here's your problem with Ivanka Trump tonight.

1065. You had a very small part, so you have to pop.

1066. And it wasn't screaming Ivanka Trump.

1067. You have to go overboard, like Yvie did.

1068. You just sort of disappeared.

1069. Up next, Vanessa Vanjie Mateo.

1070. This is exquisite.

1071. High-priced showgirl. I love this look.

1072. But I think this is probably the third time

1073. with the corset, panties, and chest glitter that we've seen.

1074. So though you look beautiful, I want to see something new now.

1075. Rosie O'Donnell is a great character to get

1076. because there's so much there.

1077. But, honey, you were Rosie No'Donnell.

1078. I want to say I've always had the fantasy

1079. of sitting on Rosie O'Donnell's face.

1080. - Oh. - But...

1081. Tell us more.

1082. But tonight, Rosie O'Donnell wasn't present,

1083. because I kept my legs closed the whole time you performed.

1084. You obviously know how to perform and dance

1085. and work it and sell it.

1086. You're good. I'd watch you do just about anything.

1087. You want to take a nap? I'll watch you do it.

1088. But the challenge is to be Rosie O'Donnell out there.

1089. We got a lesbian flygirl.

1090. Up next, Brooke Lynn Hytes.

1091. I love your take on orange alert.

1092. It's just so chic and so futuristic.

1093. And I love a boot you can check your teeth in.

1094. What's your background? Are you Norwegian?

1095. I'm Swedish, actually. I'm Swedish and French.

1096. Oh, okay. Is that near "Norwegia?"

1097. Yeah, it's Scandinavia. It's up there.

1098. Okay. I knew that you were regal.

1099. That performance, that look is why you're back in the top.

1100. I get that you have the "Norwegia" bone structure.

1101. But, uhh...

1102. when you first came out, I knew you were Ivana.

1103. It was so good.

1104. You filled up the character while doing all the dance moves.

1105. Well done.

1106. Guess who's back in the top?

1107. - Thank you, Brooke Lynn. - Thank you, Ru.

1108. While you untuck backstage,

1109. the judges and I will deliberate.

1110. All right, now just between us squirrel friends,

1111. what do you think?

1112. Yvie Oddly.

1113. She is the most distinct of the entire group.

1114. I loved it.

1115. She had it hard as Kellyanne Conway, and she nailed it.

1116. Yvie is like a big bold flavor, you know.

1117. And it doesn't go with everything,

1118. but when it works, oh, my God, it works.

1119. I think it's really refreshing,

1120. because no one else is doing what Yvie Oddly is doing.

1121. Ra'Jah O'Hara.

1122. Orange alert look was on.

1123. She was just reading Lady Sings The Blues.

1124. Dreamgirls, Supremes, all that good stuff.

1125. I see Diana Ross. I see Lola Falana.

1126. But unfortunately in the challenge,

1127. I did not see Omarosa.

1128. Listen, I'm not going to throw shade at Omarosa,

1129. and I'll tell you why.

1130. - 'Cause you're scared. - 'Cause I'm scared of her.

1131. That's exactly why.

1132. Omarosa has an unforgettable presence,

1133. but I lost Ra'Jah tonight.

1134. You, ma'am, are no Omarosa.

1135. No-marosa.

1136. Silky Nutmeg Ganache.

1137. That was a star-making turn as Oprah, I think, for Silky.

1138. It wasn't just "I dressed up as Oprah

1139. and now I'm walking out here."

1140. She really did a great impression of her.

1141. Undeniably, she's got the star quality.

1142. Mercedes Iman Diamond.

1143. Tonight on the runway she looked gorgeous.

1144. But it doesn't deflect from the fact

1145. that she just got completely lost as Ivanka.

1146. There was nothing.

1147. Mercedes should have played Donald,

1148. 'cause she had no character.

1149. Oh, no.

1150. Ivanka's a tougher character,

1151. but she didn't do anything with it.

1152. Vanessa Vanjie Mateo.

1153. Vanjie's Rosie O'Donnell reminded me of when I have sex.

1154. You know, like she tried really hard and everybody laughed,

1155. but it just missed the mark.

1156. Ross, you are too hard on yourself.

1157. No, you've never had sex with me.

1158. But she is so watchable.

1159. She reminds of Alyssa Edwards

1160. in that everything she does is so exciting and funny.

1161. But she hasn't been able to hone it into a character

1162. in a way that would get her a SAG card.

1163. Brooke Lynn Hytes.

1164. Her orange alert look,

1165. she was a huge beautiful piece of fruit leather.

1166. And I say that as a compliment.

1167. And she killed it in the challenge.

1168. She's a big threat in this competition.

1169. It was like she came out here renewed with vim and vigor.

1170. Wait, what did you just call me?

1171. Oh, I'm sorry.

1172. Vigor, with a "V".

1173. Silence. I've made my decision.

1174. Bring back my girls.

1175. Yeah!

1176. Welcome back, ladies.

1177. I've made some decisions.

1178. Yvie Oddly.

1179. You're safe.

1180. Thank you.

1181. Silky Nutmeg Ganache,

1182. Tonight, you own everything.

1183. Con-drag-ulations.

1184. You are the winner of this week's challenge.

1185. Oh, my God.

1186. This is crazy.

1187. You've won a fabulous getaway

1188. to the Grand Resort And Spa,

1189. Fort Lauderdale's premiere gay resort and day spa.

1190. Well, thank you.

1191. Hell, no. I won, bitch.

1192. Whoop-whoo-de-whoo-whoo-whoop.

1193. Brooke Lynn Hytes.

1194. - You're safe. - Thank you very much.

1195. Mercedes Iman Diamond...

1196. your Ivanka was feckless.

1197. I'm sorry, my dear, but you are up for elimination.

1198. Ra'Jah O'Hara...

1199. your Omarosa got trumped by the other queens.

1200. Vanessa Vanjie Mateo...

1201. your Rosie was not in a league of her own.

1202. Vanjie,

1203. You are safe.

1204. You may join the other girls.

1205. Ra'Jah, my dear,

1206. I am sorry, but you are up for elimination.

1207. How in the fuck

1208. did I end up in the bottom again this fucking week?

1209. Like, really?

1210. Two queens stand before me.

1211. Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me

1212. and save yourself from elimination.

1213. The time has come...

1214. for you to lip sync...

1215. for your life!

1216. Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

1217. Aow!

1218. Whoo!

1219. There you go, bitch!

1220. Aah!

1221. New Orleans!

1222. Detroit City!

1223. Dallas!

1224. Pittsburgh, P.A.!

1225. New York City!

1226. Kansas City!

1227. Atlanta!

1228. I feel good!

1229. Way to battle, bitch!

1230. Good battle!

1231. Ladies, I've made my decision.

1232. Ra'Jah O'Hara, shantay, you stay.

1233. You may join the other girls.

1234. Thank you. Whew!

1235. Mercedes Iman, diamonds are forever.

1236. Now sashay away.

1237. I'm ready to show the world

1238. that Muslim is not a terrorist.

1239. Thank you so much, Ru.

1240. I love you guys from the bottom of my heart.

1241. We love you, Mercedes.

1242. I feel like I was hurting myself by hiding.

1243. But I've learned a lot about myself

1244. and I want to make sure the world hear

1245. that being Muslim is not a bad thing.

1246. Be proud and loud and let the world hear you.

1247. This is the beginning

1248. for Mercedes Iman Diamond, African princess.

1249. Con-drag-ulations ladies.

1250. And remember, if you can't love yourself,

1251. how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?

1252. Can I get an amen up in here?

1253. - Amen! - All right.

1254. Now let the music play.

1255. Next time onRuPaul's Drag Race...

1256. Hello, hello, hello.

1257. We are throwing a monster ball.

1258. I would borrow this outfit from you for my day look.

1259. That was incredible.

1260. There is nothing monstrous about this.

1261. Girl, delusions.

1262. I may be in the bottom for this round,

1263. but I don't give a fuck.

1264. Booty hole.