RuPaul's Drag Race 11x3

1. Previously on RuPaul's Drag Race...

2. You'll be starring in two breakthrough films.

3. Action.

4. Opulence.

5. - You earn. Own.

6. - You own - You earn.

7. - Own. - Own.

8. Kahanna Montrese.

9. I saw you trying really hard.

10. I don't think you got all the way there.

11. Mercedes Iman Diamond.

12. I feel amongst these girls

13. that you get quiet and I lose you.

14. Scarlett Envy and Yvie Oddly,

15. you are both the winners of this week's challenge.

16. Mercedes Iman Diamond, shantay, you stay.

17. Thank you.

18. Kahanna Montrese.

19. Sashay away.

20. - We made it. - Oh, my God.

21. Get me out of this.

22. "Thank you for making me feel loved.

23. - XOXO." Oh, Kahanna. - Aww.

24. Kahanna was just eliminated and it sucks,

25. but this is like the fucking plains of Africa.

26. Eat or be eaten.

27. Girl, being on the bottom two is not the Tee,

28. but girl, I was like, uh-huh, I can't go home.

29. I give everything for this.

30. Mercedes wanted to stay.

31. We got the message.

32. But Mercedes needs to turn out these challenges.

33. She's a little bit introverted,

34. and her looks are not that strong, either.

35. So it's like where are you going to be strong at?

36. You struggling in all the categories.

37. You gotta pick a struggle.

38. You can't struggle at everything, bitch.

39. You'll go home.

40. How about two winners for the challenge?

41. - Congratulations. - Oooh!

42. Yes girl.

43. This should have been my challenge.

44. I feel like I'm fading away.

45. I need to like figure out

46. how to be a star in a roomful of stars.

47. I delivered in the challenge.

48. And I hope I send a message

49. to anyone who maybe is discounting me.

50. You know.

51. I was super-surprised how well that Scarlet and Yvie did.

52. I was a little bit jealous

53. because I thought that they were going to bomb.

54. And then they killed it, and I was like,

55. great, 'cause I certainly did not.

56. I came in here being like, oh, bitch,

57. I'm gonna kill these acting challenges.

58. And for them to tell me, like, oh, girl, it wasn't there,

59. I'm like what the fuck?

60. Ariel is a social media girl,

61. so I think it's a difference for her

62. being in a situation where she's with real entertainers.

63. She's one note.

64. She don't really have a personality.

65. She's an Instagram ho.

66. Nobody care.

67. NO-body care.

68. The winner ofRuPaul's Drag Race

69. receives a one-year supply

70. of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics

71. and a cash prize of $100,000.

72. With extra special guest judges...

73. Guillermo Diaz and Troye Sivan.

74. Let's go.

75. Good morning.

76. It's a brand new day, ladies and gentlemen.

77. A brand new day.

78. I woke up this morning,

79. there's one less ho, and I feel great.

80. Oh, girl!

81. She done already done had herses.

82. My queens, whether you're the preacher's wife

83. or a freaking deacon,

84. queenliness is next to Godliness.

85. Can I get an amen?

86. Amen!

87. - Yaay. - Ahhh.

88. Hello, hello, hello.

89. - Hi!

90. Ladies, picture this.

91. The year is 1990,

92. and I'm working the backstage door

93. after a sold out concert

94. by the super-hot girl group Seduction,

95. featuring Michelle Visage.

96. I wonder whatever happened to her.

97. So for today's mini challenge,

98. you need to do and say

99. whatever it takes to sweet-talk your way in.

100. In the end, the two queens

101. with the funniest powers of persuasion win.

102. Now, you've got 15 minutes

103. to get your all-access VIP drags on.

104. Go!

105. Y'all, somebody please tuck me.

106. Move, bitch, move.

107. Girl, these quick challenges

108. are teaching me the real meaning of beauty.

109. All right, ladies. Time's up.

110. Who is it? - Hi, there, hi, hi.

111. This is Sue. Sue from Northern Canada, eh.

112. Um, I was hoping to get in to see Michelle Visage.

113. Is your name on the list?

114. I'm here as a part of my women's hockey team, the Moose Knuckles.

115. Well, I see the Moose Knuckles.

116. I got nine and a half reasons

117. why Michelle Visage wants me in this back door, baby.

118. Well, show me at least one of them.

119. I twerk, boo.

120. There's a half reason.

121. A half?

122. Are you sure you're in the right place?

123. Uh...

124. - Uh!

125. What's your name?

126. Merckes.

127. How do you spell that?

128. It's M-E-R-C-K-E-S.

129. Is that Mercedes?

130. Yes.

131. Name three Seduction songs.

132. Okay...

133. Seduction, Seduct, and Selectivity.

134. - Girl, what two things

135. make a thing go right, girl?

136. You are loitering.

137. Loitering?

138. Security.

139. If you're such a good friend of Michelle Visage,

140. what's her middle name?

141. You tell me her middle name since you know so much about it.

142. Well, I'm all up in the party.

143. - You're the one— - No, you're checking the door.

144. You have a password?

145. Tig old bitties, no? Wrong.

146. Girl, let me in!

147. Let me in. It's your girl.

148. Let me see the ass. Oh.

149. Ain't no ass there.

150. Ain't no—look again.

151. Is that a rabbit coat?

152. Yeah, yeah, it's my good fur.

153. My good fur.

154. Access has been denied.

155. What?

156. Yeah, I'm feeling it.

157. Oh, my God, this is just like tea and crumpets on Sundays.

158. Yes. All right.

159. Yeah? Yeah?

160. I'm here to have her sign my baby.

161. Name five Seduction songs.

162. There's that one about two people.

163. Yeah, you can't name them,

164. and can't nobody else either.

165. Um, I'm to understand

166. one Michelle Visage is performing here tonight.

167. You have credentials?

168. It's a maternity test. She's my mom.

169. You need to move along, ma'am.

170. You cannot come up in here. I'm sorry.

171. Let me in please, miss.

172. I would like to see my mom.

173. I'm gonna have to call child protective services on you.

174. Oh, my God, mommy.

175. Or a dentist.

176. Bitch, that ain't gonna get you nowhere.

177. I'm gonna football tackle this door, honey.

178. I'd like to see you try.

179. Whoa-ho-ho!

180. One, two, three.

181. Whoo!

182. Do you hear that siren?

183. Only thing I hear is "Come in, Silky."

184. Oh, you told me to come in.

185. Aah! - I'm here, honey.

186. Aah!

187. Ladies, you are all total stalkers.

188. But two of you proved you've got real schmooze control.

189. - Nina West - Yes!

190. And Ra'Jah O'Hara.

191. Come on, bitch.

192. You've each won a $1,500 gift card

193. from J.J. Malibu.

194. - Wow. - Thank you. Thank you.

195. Ladies, this week we're celebrating something

196. that drag queens do better than anybody.

197. Diva worship.

198. For this week's maxi challenge,

199. you'll be starring in two she-vangelical talk shows.

200. Where you will preach and teach the children

201. about the divine pop diva of your choice.

202. Word!

203. Now, each of your live shows

204. will feature heavenly hostesses,

205. live on-air conversions,

206. and of course, hymns of praise.

207. Now, Nina and Ra'Jah,

208. since you won the mini challenge,

209. you are each the deacon of your congregations.

210. Nina, you go first.

211. Silky Nutmeg Ganache.

212. Ra'Jah.

213. Praise the Lord, Shuga.

214. Yes, bitch.

215. - Yvie Oddly. - Blessed she.

216. Come on, Miss Scarlet.

217. I'm just here for the communion.

218. Miss Vanjie.

219. Oh, jeez!

220. Come on, Miss Plastique.

221. Oh, thank you, Jesus.

222. Let's go with...

223. Ahh... B-Brooke Lynn Hytes.

224. God is good.

225. - Come on, Honey. - Yes, ma'am, praise Him.

226. - Ariel Versace. - Ooh.

227. Now that leaves Mercedes and A'Keria.

228. Y'all left me standing in the nosebleeds with Mercedes.

229. All y'all have to blind, crippled, and crazy.

230. I'm not surprised that A'Keria's still there.

231. I haven't noticed A'Keria yet in this competition.

232. Her first look was amazing,

233. but I really haven't seen a lot of...

234. oomph from her yet.

235. The jury's still out on A'Keria for me.

236. Come on through, A'Keria.

237. Point me to the Pastor.

238. Come on.

239. Which means Mercedes, you are on Nina's team.

240. - Welcome home. - Come on.

241. Gentlemen, start your engines,

242. and may the blessed woman win.

243. Coming up...

244. Okay, so we're gonna go with Mariah.

245. We tried to settle on someone

246. that all know a little bit about.

247. Do any of you belong to the Mariah Carey fan club?

248. Mariah calls her fans her... anybody?

249. Her butterflies?

250. What the fuck have you been doing all this time?

251. The challenge this week is to produce and star

252. in our very own she-vangelical talk show.

253. Praise Jesus.

254. This is the meat of what Drag Raceis.

255. The acting, the characters, the fun, you know.

256. Like, where Latrice Royale made a mark

257. was with "Get those nuts away from my face."

258. Right?

259. I couldn't tell you what she wore on the runway,

260. but I can tell you what she did in an acting challenge.

261. First of all, pop diva. Who do you know really well?

262. Britney Spears. Britney.

263. Whitney Houston. Whitney.

264. - Britney. - Whitney over Britney.

265. Yeah, Whitney over Britney for me.

266. - Whitney or Britney? - Britney.

267. Let's commit to Britney first.

268. There's a little bit more maybe to play with there.

269. Yeah.

270. Does anyone feel particularly driven to any one thing?

271. I would like to sing.

272. Does anybody else sing? Because I sing.

273. I was just saying it'd be kind of cute

274. if you and I were the singers.

275. Really, bitch?

276. Last week you said Silky is loud, Silky is obnoxious.

277. There's a difference between having a strong personality

278. and being obnoxious.

279. So what's the Tee, Christine?

280. I said it. Who cares?

281. Let's just build a bridge, get over it, and move forward.

282. I don't hate her, but at the same time,

283. I can't wait until she Ariel her ass out the door.

284. Nyah.

285. Okay, so we've got Brooke Lynn and I as the talk show hosts.

286. I think you'd be really great as the person who converts.

287. - I can convert. - I think that'd be really cute.

288. So, Mercedes, you can be a non-believer with me.

289. Okay.

290. Do you have any solid basis for your non-believer,

291. because I want to make sure, like, you feel comfortable.

292. I'm thinking.

293. I think you should just literally pretend

294. you've never heard of Britney Spears.

295. Yeah.

296. Be like what is a Britney Spears?

297. Where I come from, we do not have a Britney Spears.

298. We just have spears.

299. Yeah. Yas!

300. Do you feel comfortable with that?

301. Mercedes has already gotten critiques

302. two weeks in a row

303. about not giving enough personality.

304. And if there's anything that TV televangelists got,

305. it's like personality.

306. First off, we need to pick a pop diva.

307. Who do you guys like, super idolize?

308. I'm from the south, so I was—I love Dolly.

309. Okay. - Patti LaBelle.

310. Diana Ross would be good.

311. Diana Ross is a hard one,

312. 'cause you know that's Ru's favorite, like, that's—

313. Now, that's true.

314. So you want that risk?

315. I think you've got to pick somebody

316. who's like a huge personality.

317. And who's, like, you can be meme-able.

318. Whitney.

319. Whitney would be good, too.

320. If we pick with Whitney, it kind of gets sensitive

321. only because a lot of her moments

322. were situations where she, you know,

323. was in a bad place in her life.

324. She wasn't in control.

325. Right.

326. - Mariah. - I was thinking Mariah, too.

327. - Mariah would be fun. - Mariah would be easy.

328. Okay, so we're gonna go with Mariah.

329. We tried to settle on someone

330. that we all know a little bit about.

331. We are thinking collectively

332. we'll have enough knowledge on Mariah.

333. I want to be the non-believer.

334. Okay.

335. I'll be the correspondent, then, all right?

336. I'll probably do music ministry.

337. - You're a singer, girl. - Yeah.

338. Is anyone else a singer up in this joint?

339. I can sing.

340. Like that's really my gig. I actually sing.

341. Okay. And we can get,

342. like, a good old gospel, like, squawk, honey.

343. I'm feeling like my position in the competition

344. is very in the middle.

345. I don't want to be there.

346. A: I know I can hold a tune.

347. B: I'm a lyricist,

348. so this challenge is my opportunity

349. to really show myself.

350. You seem to have the most knowledge of her, right?

351. 'Cause you're a superfan?

352. No, ma'am.

353. Oh, I thought you were saying—

354. I love her, but I'm the worst person at memory.

355. What is she known for?

356. She's known for singing, she known for whistle tones.

357. Straight, long, middle part. Well—

358. Well, that's like visual effects,

359. but I mean like actual effects, right? Like—

360. I mean, a middle part is effects.

361. I don't know. What else is Mariah's songs?

362. Honey, um...

363. Emotions.

364. Emotions.

365. Yes.

366. Emancipation of Mimi.

367. That'll be the Bible.

368. Her Bible is The Emancipation of Mimi?

369. It'll be The Emancipation of Mimi.

370. I don't know.

371. That's one of her albums, yo.

372. Here's the thing.

373. I don't know a lot about Mariah,

374. and I'm kind of gagged

375. that nobody who's decided that we was doing Mariah

376. knows anything, either.

377. We just gotta pull together like what the facts are,

378. what everyone knows about her

379. and we just write them down.

380. Howdy-do, kitty girls.

381. Hey.

382. - What's up, girl? - Halleloos.

383. Hello, Nina West team.

384. Hi, Ru.

385. Do you have a name?

386. Well, we're the IBBN, which is—

387. What does that stand for?

388. It's Britney Bitch Network.

389. - Britney is the religion? - Yeah, she is.

390. So, now, Nina West, are you familiar

391. with the types of shows on Christian Broadcasting?

392. When I was younger, Tammy Faye was always on.

393. I just know when I go to sleep and I leave the TV on,

394. and I wake up, that stuff usually is playing.

395. Now, Ariel, last week,

396. you didn't captivate the judges.

397. I think I was more focused on, like, oh, let me look good,

398. rather than creating a character.

399. Listen, you got here.

400. Now you have to find a rhythm in this moment right here.

401. This bitch is shaking her head,

402. 'cause the same issue with you, Brooke Lynn.

403. Finding that right rhythm.

404. And look, Mercedes is shaking her head, too.

405. Everybody says the exact same thing.

406. Oh, well, this time, oh, girl, I'm gonna get up there,

407. I'm gonna be acting all—

408. and I know exactly what I'm gonna do this time, Mr. Paul.

409. You have to find your own rhythm,

410. because you see all these other bitches and they're fierce.

411. You think, oh, my God, oh, how am I gonna do this?

412. Oh, this bitch, she got— she's spangled her leotard.

413. Oh, my God, she got brought all these wigs up in here.

414. And this ho up in here,

415. she's sucking all the air out the room.

416. And then you get like really nervous.

417. Center yourself, find your rhythm,

418. and do you.

419. Look, I've been the number one bitch in the game

420. for 25 fucking years.

421. Ain't another bitch come for me.

422. Why? Because I found my own right rhythm.

423. Let the church say amen.

424. - Amen. - That's right.

425. So I want to see a show.

426. Show me the Holy Spirit in Britney's name.

427. It's Britney, bitch. Bye.

428. Okay, that was kind of perfect.

429. Look, that should be enough inspiration

430. for us to fucking nail this.

431. Well, hello, Team Ra'Jah.

432. - Hey. - Hi, Ru.

433. Okay, I'm dying to know

434. which diva you've chosen to worship.

435. We chose Mariah Carey as our diva.

436. Was it a unanimous decision to choose Mariah?

437. We went through a bunch of divas,

438. and it was the one

439. we all collectively knew about the most.

440. Okay.

441. Do any of you belong to the Mariah Carey fan club?

442. That's a no. Because you know,

443. Mariah calls her fans her... Anybody?

444. Her butterflies?

445. No.

446. The Careys.

447. No. Okay.

448. - They're her lambs. - Oh, nice.

449. Yeah, you bitches ain't done no homework.

450. Oh, Jesus.

451. Yeah, if you don't know what a lamb is,

452. how you gonna convert somebody into a Mariah fan?

453. Someone's gotta be an authority.

454. Is there an authority in your group on Mariah Carey?

455. There go them crickets again.

456. What the fuck have you been doing all this time?

457. I love the divas, and I know everything about them.

458. That's what we're looking for.

459. We're looking for something

460. that's really gonna convert a non-believer to Mariah-ism.

461. Oh, shit I'm giving away all my good lines.

462. We're kind of pulling all the—

463. We're just kind of pulling from all of common knowledge—

464. Which is very little.

465. It's very little, isn't it?

466. Bring up your Mariah-isms, okay?

467. So can't wait to see it.

468. Get to work.

469. - Thank you. - All right. See ya.

470. Girl, was that completely frightening for any of y'all?

471. So how comfortable are we really feeling with Mariah?

472. Because it don't seem like we know a lot of fan.

473. It's not like—

474. It's getting very confused right now.

475. Right.

476. I mean, I don't know.

477. I think we just stick with what we have.

478. Okay. Let's stick to the game plan.

479. We are not the ultimate Mariah fans,

480. but we have a love for Mariah,

481. so I'm feeling confident in my team.

482. Come on, Team Mariah.

483. Come on, lambs.

484. Coming up...

485. Please welcome to the IBBN stage,

486. Miss Vanjie.

487. Thank you, sisters. All right.

488. Now, I have randomly picked two whores

489. that don't know shit about Britney.

490. When that bitch opens her mouth,

491. it's an amazing thing to watch.

492. Thank you, Britney.

493. - Amen. - Amen.

494. Hello, ladies.

495. Or as Britney would say, hi, y'all.

496. Hi, y'all.

497. Okay, so you are trying to get everybody

498. to join the Church of Britney.

499. You must convert us with your passion.

500. This is also live television,

501. so there's no take two.

502. There's no, oops, and then you do it again.

503. So let's get ready for Act 1.

504. We're about to shoot our talk show,

505. and I'm just a little bit worried

506. because we have three of the girls

507. who were in the bottom last week.

508. So I'm just hoping they're going to use that

509. to light a fire under their ass

510. and really nail it out this week.

511. Three, two...

512. Action.

513. Oh, hello, friends,

514. and welcome to IBBN, It's Britney Bitch Network.

515. My name is Nina West, your host today,

516. of the Gimme More Hour of Power prayer session.

517. Welcome as we worship our deity,

518. the holy Britney Jean Spears.

519. With me today is my co-host

520. Miss Brooke Lynn Hytes.

521. Hey, Brooke Lynn.

522. I love Britney Spears.

523. Testify, sister.

524. When I was a young woman, I felt like a genie in a bottle.

525. - Oh! - And it was dirty.

526. Within.

527. But then Miss Britney Spears,

528. her spirit has come in me, and it has filled me up.

529. That's filthy.

530. And she can come in you and fill you up, too.

531. Hallelujah.

532. Why don't you tell the good folks out there

533. how they can give back to somebody who's given us so much.

534. Ladies and gentlemen,

535. we have set up the Leave Britney Alone Foundation.

536. Your offerings today

537. will help supply frappuccinos, frothy and delicious.

538. Also, car seats and safety belts.

539. We are doing the Lord's work here, ladies and gentlemen.

540. So y'all stay tuned.

541. We'll be right back.

542. Cut. All right.

543. We're out to commercial.

544. Good. Let's move on for the conversion.

545. I feel like a proud sister.

546. Nina is setting the mood, baby, and she's selling it to me.

547. Three, two, one, action.

548. Welcome back

549. to the Gimme More Hour of Power prayer circle.

550. Right now, we are going to have a live conversion.

551. Ladies and gentlemen,

552. please welcome to the IBBN stage,

553. Miss Vanjie.

554. Can I get a Britney?

555. - Britney! - Thank you, sisters.

556. All right.

557. Now, I have randomly picked two whores

558. that don't know shit about Britney.

559. That they don't know about Hit Me, Baby.

560. They don't know about Oops, I did it.

561. They don't know about the hair whipping.

562. They don't know about Work, Bitch.

563. They don't know about Lucky.

564. They don't know about Sometimes. They don't frappe drink.

565. They don't walk to the 7-Eleven without shoes, Jesus.

566. Thank you, Britney.

567. - Amen. - Amen.

568. Now, bring out the chuggerheads, please.

569. In Britney's name.

570. Oh, y'all see what I gotta work with?

571. But we shall get lucky.

572. What is your name and where are you from, young lady?

573. My name is Yvie,

574. and I'm from, like, some shit hole in the Midwest.

575. Hmm. I will attempt live

576. one of my Britney Spears rituals.

577. We taking it down to 2007.

578. I'm attempting the Britney scalping.

579. - Oh, my God. - Get this.

580. Get this hair.

581. In Britney's name!

582. - Oh! - Yes!

583. Now, in Britney's name, Stronger perfume.

584. Can I get a hit, y'all?

585. Oh, hit me, baby.

586. - Hit ya! - Baby!

587. Yes!

588. Amazing, ladies and gentlemen. We've done it.

589. Britney. It's a Britney!

590. You helped me break the ice,

591. and I'm stronger than yesterday.

592. You can get her music available on iTunes and everything else.

593. Thank you, Miss Vanjie.

594. I thanked myself.

595. And you, too, Britney.

596. I'm falling out of character

597. because there's one thing about Vanessa.

598. When that bitch opens her mouth, it's an amazing thing to watch.

599. Thank you, Miss Vanjie.

600. I just thanked myself.

601. Moving right along to ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka.

602. My name is Mercedes,

603. and I am from the jungles in Africa.

604. Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi!

605. Have you ever heard of Mrs. Spears?

606. What is spears? What's Britney?

607. Where I'm from, we only have spears.

608. Girl.

609. Oh, my God, you have one job.

610. If it worked on sis, it will work on this.

611. All right, Stronger by Britney.

612. - Come on, now. - Aah!

613. Hit me, baby, hit me, baby, hit me, baby.

614. - Yes! - Oh!

615. And we got it. Yes!

616. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.

617. Get that choreography.

618. Hit me, baby, one more time.

619. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is Miss Vanjie.

620. Take it back, sisters.

621. - Thank you, sister. - Why, hell.

622. - Holy Britney. - Can you believe it?

623. I cannot believe it.

624. I'm so inspired and on fire right now.

625. I know.

626. Next we have a musical guest

627. that is so good, y'all might just black out.

628. Oh, that was good.

629. We'll see y'all in a minute.

630. Okay, we're at commercial.

631. I'm feeling like I wanna get up

632. and do a Vegas show my fucking self.

633. All right, ladies, it's time for the final act.

634. Now is my opportunity to really shine

635. and show people that Ariel is number one, an entertainer.

636. Three, two, one, action.

637. Welcome back.

638. Now, we know some of you

639. might just be getting home from work, bitch,

640. but we got one more special segment just for you.

641. I'm thrilled to welcome to the IBBN stage

642. Sister Ariel and Sister Silky.

643. Oh, and you know what? We've got—

644. The Britney Spirit.

645. I was addicted to Whitney,

646. but now I'm all about Britney!

647. All about Britney. All about Britney.

648. Amen.

649. Oh, baby, baby, hit that track.

650. Yes, we did, y'all.

651. All right, Sister Silky, you better work, bitch.

652. You better work, bitch.

653. Ohh.

654. That's a cut.

655. Ross looks like he's living.

656. It's silly, it's stupid, it's fun.

657. We remember all the words.

658. We're letting the song have it that we wrote.

659. And I'm just feeling really good.

660. This has been so much fun.

661. Sister, sisters, can we take this out with a group singalong?

662. - I would love that. - Come on, y'all.

663. Hit it, ladies.

664. Praise Britney.

665. Amen and cut.

666. As a unit, we broke through,

667. 'cause even Beyoncé and Kelly gotta pull Michelle.

668. So we did that.

669. Now, you probably can't air that,

670. but if I gotta rephrase it, I will.

671. Collectively, we slayed the challenge.

672. - Thank you. Bye, ladies.

673. That's Britney, bitch.

674. Coming up...

675. All right, let's go ahead and get this thing started.

676. All right, honey.

677. Girl, what's going on here?

678. It's time for us to shoot our she-vangelical TV show.

679. Hey, hey, hi.

680. This is live with one take.

681. Baby, we are praising Mariah.

682. We're about to convert these sheeps into these lambs.

683. All right, we're live in three, two... action.

684. Welcome, my little lambs,

685. to When You Believe,

686. the Church of Mariah Carey.

687. Oh, yes, my little lambs.

688. This hour, we will worship and praise

689. the Emancipation of Mimi, darling.

690. Can I get an amen?

691. Amen!

692. Now, I think we need to start out

693. with a little prayer.

694. Dearly beloved,

695. we are gathered here today

696. in the name of love.

697. And though we may walk through the valley

698. of technical difficulties

699. and false whistle tones, honey...

700. Whoo.

701. We are here in the name of Mariah.

702. Can I get an amen?

703. Amen!

704. Girl, what's going on here?

705. Now, Minister Shuga, nothing happens for free.

706. No, ma'am.

707. And for the low, low, low, low, low price of 49.99,

708. you, too, can make it happen

709. with this beautiful butterfly here.

710. It is not just any butterfly, honey.

711. It is a miracle butterfly.

712. So make sure you dial 1-800-MARIAH

713. for the miracle, darling.

714. Ooh, yes.

715. But speaking heroes, you did say heroes, honey.

716. We have a sister in Mariah,

717. Miss Plastique Tiara, honey.

718. Ooh, girl.

719. You are not gonna want to miss this girl.

720. I hear there is a non-believer in our house.

721. Viewers, stick around.

722. Stick around.

723. Okay.

724. Now don't go you making like an ex-fiancé.

725. You better stick around with us.

726. We'll be right back

727. with Sister Plastique and a live conversion.

728. Whoo.

729. And we're in commercial.

730. Girl.

731. Let's move on to the conversion segment.

732. Ooh.

733. In three, two, one, action.

734. Now, welcome on back, y'all,

735. to When You Believe, the Church of Mariah Carey.

736. Now, not everything has to be live, Miss Shuga.

737. That is true, honey.

738. Especially vocals.

739. But we have something incredibly live today,

740. and I am so happy to introduce Sister Plastique

741. and a very, very live conversion.

742. Right before our very eyes, Shuga.

743. Oh, hello darlings.

744. My name is Plastique Tiara of the Mariah-ism,

745. and today me and my girls, Morocco and Monroe,

746. are so happy to have found a long lost lamb

747. passed out on the sidewalk

748. of an Ariana Grande

749. One Last Timefellowship.

750. Girl, fish turned into a demon.

751. Everybody please welcome

752. A'Keria Dupree Davenport O'Hara Brown.

753. Hello, sweetie. How are you doing today?

754. I've been set up.

755. Oh, God, I've been— oh, don't.

756. Oh, you got bugs on you, bitch.

757. Oh! Nick Cannon.

758. Oh, my God.

759. Oh, my God.

760. The power of Ariana Grande is you.

761. The power of Ariana Grande is you.

762. Ariana Grande.

763. That's not a good choice.

764. Thank God she pretty, though.

765. Sweetie, you are here to be converted into one our lambs.

766. Never gonna happen. I tried to give her a chance.

767. About five years ago, I watched that movie Sparkle

768. that she starred in.

769. We love Sparkle.

770. Sparkle?

771. Why don't we love Sparkle?

772. That movie didn't go no further than her marriage.

773. And then I tried to give her a second chance

774. and she didn't even sing live.

775. Oh, sweetie, oh, sweetie, it was—

776. it was a microphone problem.

777. Liar Carey.

778. Don't worry.

779. Ariana.

780. Because when you look into my eyes,

781. you will feel...

782. you will feel...

783. So aah! Aah! Aah! Aah!

784. Ariana. Ariana.

785. Ariana. Ariana.

786. Ariana. Ariana.

787. - Mariah. - Yes.

788. - Mariah! - Yes!

789. Aah!

790. And how—that is how we belong together.

791. Now back to you, Scarlet.

792. Ooh.

793. Oh, my Lord.

794. I tell you—

795. What are you telling?

796. I used to be a non-believer, honey,

797. but that just shows in live television,

798. the power that is Mariah, honey.

799. Get ready, because we've got more treats up for you today

800. here on The Church of Mariah, honey.

801. We will be back.

802. Oh, girl.

803. And we're at commercial break.

804. Next up, the music segment. Let's set up.

805. I know we are a little bit more struggle-butts

806. than I really wanted us to be,

807. but, girl, me and Honey is about to turn the party, girl.

808. Three, two, one, action.

809. Now, welcome on back, our little lambs.

810. Miss Shuga, I think it's time to sing.

811. Oh, honey, what better way to express the Mariah-ism

812. than through the gospel of music, honey?

813. We have our very own Sister Honey and Sister Ra'Jah.

814. That's right, don't you forget about us.

815. Ha ha. Now...

816. This is her glitter,

817. which she has boxed off this crash for us.

818. Not only was it just an emancipation, Lord,

819. I just want to let you lambs know,

820. ain't nothing too deep for this glitter can't help.

821. This glitter can power for— it can power through anything.

822. Anything.

823. Miss Honey, I think we ought to sing these people a song.

824. In just a minute, because I need to let y'all know

825. - before we sing this song— - But you—

826. That love do take time,

827. but you, too, can join into Camp Mariah, honey.

828. And if you do, she will be your music boxer.

829. Now, can I get a $28 million contract?

830. Oh, where is my TommyMottola?

831. Where is my TommyMottola?

832. But all right.

833. Let's go on ahead and get this thing started.

834. All right, honey.

835. ♪ She is our hero

836. ♪ Runway

837. Honey is bending them notes, baby.

838. She keep bending notes.

839. Girl, you're bending notes.

840. You're supposed to stick with the melody, girl.

841. They're both off.

842. She should have been touching her ear

843. and saying I'm having a technical difficulty.

844. Well, y'all, this has been a glorious, beautiful hour.

845. Whoo.

846. We are going to say goodbye to you today.

847. But remember...

848. if you can't make it happen,

849. let Mariah make it happen.

850. - Let's take it away. - Whoo.

851. Come on, give me that song one more time.

852. Whoo.

853. And cut. We're clear.

854. That was quite a show.

855. Whoo.

856. My parting bit of advice to you.

857. Bring it on the runway.

858. Thank you.

859. Overall, I think our team is, um...

860. Headed to the gate.

861. And it ain't of heaven.

862. Coming up...

863. I have to paint my entire body.

864. Oh, there's a dick.

865. Whoo! Somebody order sausage?

866. It's about to get super explicit.

867. Girl, the church scene is over.

868. It's time for the runway.

869. Today is elimination day.

870. I'm just not feeling confident

871. about my team's challenge yesterday.

872. I'm like in my feelings today about the whole thing.

873. Why?

874. Like, I'm going over, like, our little hiccup.

875. I'm going over the little musical hiccup.

876. Some of my team is nervous,

877. which kind of makes me nervous.

878. 'Cause I thought I did, like, out of the park job.

879. Or am I having, like, a Milk moment?

880. Where I thought I really slayed it,

881. but on the camera, no.

882. The only thing we can do is bring it to the runway.

883. - All right? - Bring it to the runway.

884. - Hi, Papi. - Hi.

885. How are you?

886. Good.

887. What's going on?

888. I've been noticing Brooke and Vanjie

889. with this little cuddle buddy type stuff, girl.

890. You were so good yesterday.

891. I was feeling the spirit, the Holy Ghost.

892. Mmm-mmm.

893. It was so good. - Thank you.

894. It might be something beautiful blossoms from this workroom.

895. Mm-hmm.

896. Bitch, what was your jush in the thing?

897. Yeah. 'Cause you guys went to Wakanda for that.

898. Oh, girl, I sure did.

899. Well, that's good, because,

900. you know, I've never been to a church,

901. so it was like a good idea, like, you know—

902. - You've never been to church? - No.

903. A church or church in general?

904. - Church in general. - She's a Muslim.

905. - So it was just like— - She what?

906. Muslims—I thought that Muslims go to church.

907. Y'all go to mausoleums?

908. No, mosques.

909. Ain't that like church, though?

910. But, I mean, church to me is just a building.

911. In your culture, how do y'all worship Allah?

912. I think that's what you're trying to say.

913. Is that what you worship?

914. How do you worship Allah?

915. Who the hell's Allah?

916. Come back here, girl. We ain't—

917. I gotta get ready, girl. I gotta get ready.

918. Oh, Lord, she exits stage left, y'all.

919. Mercedes' religion has been brought up

920. that she's Muslim,

921. and miss just ran up, like,

922. girl, what—why—what— you can talk with us.

923. We your sisters. What's up?

924. I just—I just prefer not to talk about it, religion at all.

925. It's just something personal.

926. I don't know. I just...

927. Can we talk about something else?

928. Do y'all mind if I leave you an encouraging word?

929. Absolutely, girl. What you gonna say?

930. Okay, we gonna get an encouraging word, okay,

931. 'cause some of y'all need Jesus.

932. Okay, if you got faith

933. that you ain't gonna be in the bottom,

934. let me hear you say yeah.

935. Yeah!

936. If you got faith you gonna be at the top,

937. let me hear you say, oh, yeah.

938. Oh, yeah.

939. Girl.

940. See, that's crazy, 'cause I'm Catholic,

941. and when we go to church, you can't talk,

942. you can't breathe, you can't do shit.

943. In a black church, you sit, you be quiet.

944. But when they tell you to do something, like, sing—

945. So how the fuck did you manage?

946. For my look today, I have to paint my entire body

947. from the top of my head to the bottom of my toenails.

948. All right, time to get for real for real about it.

949. Oh, there's a dick.

950. Yvie, baby, I just see her anteater out.

951. Whoo! Somebody order sausage?

952. I'm feeling my Alaska realness.

953. Girl, Miss Yvie, her meat is hanging out

954. and she is painting it pink,

955. as if she is the only person in the room.

956. It's about to get super explicit.

957. Girl, I hope you're throwing them sponges away,

958. 'cause you're gonna get pink eye or something, bitch.

959. Coming up...

960. You just look like out of this world stunning.

961. I want to like wear it to brunch or something like that.

962. At what?

963. Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race.

964. It's our lady of the New Jersey Turnpike, Michelle Visage.

965. Can I get a yes, God?

966. Um, no.

967. It's the hilarious Ross Mathews.

968. Now, did my girls take you to church?

969. Oh, Ru, you know I'm drag-nostic.

970. - Oh, yes, my bad. - Thank you.

971. Escandalo. It's Guillermo Diaz.

972. It's handled, Ru.

973. I feel so much better now.

974. And, my, my, my, it's Troye Sivan.

975. Hi, Ru. I'm so excited to be here.

976. And you know, I bloom just for you.

977. I bet you say that to all queens.

978. I do. I do.

979. This week, we challenged my girls

980. to raise the roof in their own diva-worship TV shows.

981. And tonight on the runway,

982. get ready to binge, because category is fringe.

983. Gentlemen, start your engines,

984. and may the best woman win.

985. First up, Honey Davenport.

986. Oh, my VHS exploded!

987. My fringe is inspired

988. by Lady Gaga's Angel Down costume.

989. This runway is important because it represents

990. all the love I've lost to gun violence.

991. But why it gotta be black?

992. Always.

993. Scarlet Envy.

994. Now why it gotta be white?

995. The gloves, the matching corset,

996. and of course, my long-ass fingernails

997. are next level fringe.

998. I'm feeling incredible.

999. You Betty White.

1000. Shuga Cain.

1001. We call her Dances With Drag Queens.

1002. I wanted to give a nod to my native heritage.

1003. Apache-inspired tribal paint,

1004. the fringe, the feathers, and all the glamour.

1005. Do you know the way to Santa Fe?

1006. Plastique Tiara.

1007. Silver fox... trot.

1008. My fringe is very high drag,

1009. very glamorous, sparkly, and I'm giving a full-on pony.

1010. You know, that ponytail

1011. reminds me of... Ariana Grande.

1012. A'Keria C. Davenport.

1013. Now I know what to do

1014. with my menorah after Hanukkah.

1015. Ladies, gents, your queen has just arrived,

1016. and I'm giving you straight goddess,

1017. the goddess of love, body, and beauty, baby.

1018. Cleopatra who?

1019. Meet you at P.F. Chang's.

1020. Ra'Jah O'Hara.

1021. Now, those are what I call ruby slippers.

1022. Red fringe from head to toe.

1023. Giving you major red tease

1024. with my favorite get-'em girl boots.

1025. 'Cause when I step down this runway,

1026. you are most definitely gonna have to eat it.

1027. There's no place like homo.

1028. Nina West.

1029. Michelle, what is mopping?

1030. Mopping is, well, what Nina's wearing.

1031. I'm wearing this great mushroom headpiece

1032. that's giving me some fringe hair.

1033. It's fun. It's fanciful.

1034. I'm really bopping down.

1035. I'm really feeling confident in this look.

1036. This really is RuPaul's Best Fringe Race.

1037. Brooke Lynn Hytes.

1038. I'll just say it. She's looking a little hippy.

1039. I am giving you Coachella meets Woodstock.

1040. Daisy chain fringe... ♪ Fantasy

1041. I look like a beautiful flower child

1042. floating down the runway.

1043. She's giving me fever.

1044. Hay fever.

1045. Vanessa Vanjie Mateo.

1046. It's Cher-o.

1047. I'm inspired by Cher's Bob Mackie,

1048. but I'm doing a Latino version from the hood.

1049. I'm hitting my hips to the side Shakira style.

1050. Shout out to her, J-Lo, Cher,

1051. all those rolling and encompassed into one.

1052. I love that wig. I wonder if she'd Cher it.

1053. Yvie Oddly.

1054. Who ordered the calamari?

1055. I am serving you

1056. straight up jelly fringe couture.

1057. I usually attack my drag from a conceptual platform.

1058. My drag's about going

1059. where other people won't even think of going.

1060. I'm here to like sting you, bitch.

1061. Ow! She stung me!

1062. Can someone pee on me?

1063. Mercedes Iman Diamond.

1064. We are fringe with benefits.

1065. Yes.

1066. My fringe look is like military,

1067. you know, the camo flash.

1068. I feel good. I feel sexy.

1069. And I am gonna make sure

1070. that I'm looking the judges right in their eye,

1071. like, oh, I know you like it.

1072. There's always one

1073. that ends up with a lampshade on her head.

1074. Ariel Versace.

1075. Hey, this is fringe Jersey style.

1076. I didn't really do like a classic fringe,

1077. 'cause, you know, I'm not like that classic drag kind of girl.

1078. So this is Ariel's version of fringe, and I love it.

1079. Holographic fringe paiute realness.

1080. I know she's in Jersey,

1081. but my guess is Asbury Park.

1082. Silky Nutmeg Ganache with extra whip.

1083. It is Bob Mackie's Cookie Monster collection.

1084. Bitch, I made this costume myself.

1085. It has over 80 yards of fringe on it.

1086. And I am feeling my fantasy.

1087. The party is all the way turned.

1088. Ru, how blue is her bayou?

1089. That's a good question.

1090. I'm sorry, that one "blue" right by me.

1091. Coming up...

1092. It fell flat.

1093. Musically, it was interesting.

1094. I have three words for all of you girls.

1095. Stink. Stank. Stunk.

1096. Welcome, ladies.

1097. I've made some decisions.

1098. It's Britney Bitch Network,

1099. you are the winning team.

1100. Thank you.

1101. Good job team.

1102. And one of you really touched a piece of me.

1103. Nina West, con-drag-ulations.

1104. You are the winner of this weeks' challenge.

1105. Holy shit. I just... I just won?

1106. This is exactly what I came here to do,

1107. and I'm spraying my scent on the competition.

1108. You've won a $3,500 gift card

1109. from ISLYNYC jewelry and accessories.

1110. Yes!

1111. Vanjie, Ariel,

1112. good work this week.

1113. Team IBBN, you're all safe

1114. and you may leave the stage.

1115. Ladies, you are all up for elimination.

1116. It's time for the judges' critiques,

1117. starting with Scarlet Envy.

1118. I loved this glam.

1119. I think that you hair and makeup look absolutely stunning.

1120. As far as the challenge,

1121. I wish you guys would have paid a little bit more homage

1122. to Mariah Carey.

1123. I kept thinking, wait, who are they talking about?

1124. Sort of put the pacing of the whole scene on you

1125. because you were the host.

1126. You had the role that Nina had in the other group,

1127. and she really kind of kept things moving.

1128. And it felt to me like the group as a whole

1129. felt a little like panicked.

1130. In fact, when I visited you all backstage,

1131. I got the sense that you guys didn't know a lot about Mariah.

1132. I sort of lent you some of my knowledge of Mariah,

1133. and you seemed to have used all of it.

1134. I was afraid that might happen.

1135. All right, Shuga Cain.

1136. The look tonight, I love that you are showing who you are.

1137. Moi, Shuga Cain, yo soy Cubano.

1138. I love that you are Apache and Latina. It's so unique.

1139. As far as the challenge goes,

1140. what I said to Scarlet, same note to you.

1141. I think that the host really could have

1142. picked up the pace of the whole scene.

1143. Yeah, on Scandal, we have this thing.

1144. When we do a scene, they would say

1145. you guys have to Scandalpace it.

1146. And if that pace is there.

1147. it always makes the scene better.

1148. And I feel like that pace, especially for the two hosts,

1149. was kind of missing.

1150. Plastique Tiara.

1151. You had such a crucial part.

1152. You were serving a live conversion,

1153. and you were taking some big swings

1154. with the Ariana Grande voice,

1155. but it didn't work.

1156. I don't know that you had like a real love for Mariah.

1157. I only found out about pop culture

1158. about like three years ago.

1159. Really?

1160. Yeah.

1161. Did they not know no Mariah in Vietnam?

1162. No, girl. I came over when I was 11,

1163. but I found out about Beyoncé legit four years ago.

1164. This is where

1165. you all could have worked together as a group

1166. to educate each other.

1167. But also, you guys got to choose

1168. who you wanted to worship.

1169. Was there anybody else that you thought, oh,

1170. maybe we should do Madonna, Gaga,

1171. Cher, and J-lo...

1172. Latoya.

1173. We all agree that we can get more material

1174. for Mariah, but like I said,

1175. I'm not really big into the pop culture.

1176. A'Keria C. Davenport.

1177. In my notes, I wrote down "chandelieria, love."

1178. It kind of reminds me of like a couture Carol Burnett,

1179. you know, Bob Mackie costume.

1180. It's really unique.

1181. Tonight you just look like out of this word stunning.

1182. This is like exactly what I was hoping to see

1183. when I was told that I was coming to Drag Race.

1184. Thank you.

1185. I actually didn't hate your performance.

1186. But there was not enough set-up for me.

1187. Why is she touching the earring? Oh, they're As.

1188. Oh, Ariana. Okay.

1189. I was having to figure it out.

1190. I just wish you would have

1191. really explained everything better,

1192. 'cause I don't want to do the work

1193. All right, up next, Honey Davenport.

1194. I loved your interpretation of fringe.

1195. I want to like wear it

1196. to brunch or something like that, really bad.

1197. But as far as the challenge goes,

1198. you two at the end, musically...

1199. it was interesting.

1200. I don't know if you were like

1201. trying to figure out your harmonies or what was going on.

1202. Everyone knows these women.

1203. Take us to church.

1204. But for me, it fell flat.

1205. To be honest, in these last two weeks,

1206. I don't know why I have been like so in here

1207. and not projecting out there.

1208. But, Honey— and this goes for everyone—

1209. look at these divas that we're worshipping.

1210. Even they have human moments.

1211. But when the light's on, we don't know about it.

1212. Well, New Year's Eve when Mariah Carey—

1213. How dare you bring that up. How dare you bring that up.

1214. Up next, Ra'Jah O'Hara.

1215. You know what I'm going to say about tonight.

1216. Listen, guys, you're drag queens.

1217. I know that a leotard is going to happen a few times,

1218. but let's take a look at Shuga

1219. and how she made it not so obvious.

1220. And when you're standing next to these chicks,

1221. it's hard for you not to get watered down.

1222. Do you know what I'm saying?

1223. I do.

1224. In the challenge, compared to Honey,

1225. you were a little better.

1226. But it was very clear

1227. which team was on the bottom this week.

1228. The job was to be funny

1229. and convert us to the church of Mariah.

1230. But the teamwork wasn't there. It wasn't clicking.

1231. I was a little bummed out

1232. to see you guys not have a clear vision.

1233. Yeah, because we're actually trying to see

1234. if you girls have what it takes to run a show.

1235. But I have three words for all of you girls

1236. in terms of this challenge:

1237. stink, stank, stunk.

1238. I'd like to know from each of you

1239. who's responsible?

1240. I'll take responsibility.

1241. If I would have suggested somebody

1242. that I could have really conveyed,

1243. we would have done a little better.

1244. So you're blaming yourself?

1245. I'm definitely taking responsibility

1246. for my flaws in the challenge,

1247. and I know that mine was definitely a big part of it.

1248. I want to say as a whole we all dropped the ball.

1249. Scarlet, who do you think is responsible for this?

1250. Well, I agree with my sisters.

1251. As a team, we—I don't want to single anyone out.

1252. I mean, I myself flubbed a few puns

1253. that I had written down.

1254. What about you, Shuga?

1255. - I really do feel the same. - The same what?

1256. I feel like we all dropped the ball.

1257. What about you, Plastique?

1258. I pretty much agree.

1259. We all reached a group consensus

1260. of what celebrities that we're gonna do.

1261. I came in with the least knowledge,

1262. so I was the weak link of the group.

1263. The least knowledge, but you know what this competition is.

1264. You know what is expected of you.

1265. The truth is if you don't know,

1266. you better ask somebody.

1267. What about you, Ra'Jah?

1268. Doing Mariah, it wasn't something that I just threw out.

1269. But I feel like maybe

1270. if would have just took a little bit more time

1271. to figure out a diva that we all knew

1272. a little bit more about,

1273. that we could actually embody the essence

1274. of that entertainer.

1275. All right. Ladies, while you untuck backstage,

1276. the judges and I will deliberate.

1277. All right. Just between us squirrel friends,

1278. what do you think, starting with Scarlet Envy?

1279. In the challenge, it didn't work for me.

1280. I wasn't drawn into the character.

1281. She didn't carry the scene

1282. like I think she could have.

1283. I was really let down by Scarlet this week

1284. because she did so great last week.

1285. It was literally the same character

1286. only in the church lady's costume.

1287. All right, let's move on the Shuga Cain.

1288. As a host, she fell flat for me.

1289. I can't think of one like positive thing

1290. about the challenge for her.

1291. I did appreciate—

1292. she was going for that Jan Crouch thing.

1293. I thought she was actually

1294. the best in this group.

1295. I mean, that's not saying much. This group was not great.

1296. But when you're on a sinking ship,

1297. honey, you're like me on a first date.

1298. You're still going down.

1299. Let's move on to Plastique Tiara.

1300. Her look out of everybody excited me the most.

1301. I was like, oh, she's gonna nail this.

1302. And then it literally went nowhere.

1303. She did really well in the acting challenge last week.

1304. She created a character, and it worked.

1305. This week it was just sort of a mess for me.

1306. A'Keria Chanel Davenport.

1307. I think she was near the bottom for me,

1308. because the whole piece rested on the conversion.

1309. We needed her to come out on that stage a non-believer,

1310. and then be a born-again Mariah believer.

1311. And the scene didn't work.

1312. And worshipping Ariana Grande. If you're gonna do that,

1313. then come out in a gray ponytail.

1314. I completely agree about the ponytail.

1315. If you're gonna be an Ariana stan,

1316. that didn't come across to me.

1317. She could have come out licking a doughnut.

1318. She could have—yeah.

1319. - Hilarious, Michelle. - Yeah.

1320. All right, Honey Davenport.

1321. In the sketch, for me,

1322. Honey and Ra'Jah sort of were a package.

1323. My critiques for both of them are pretty much the same

1324. in that it just didn't work.

1325. It just didn't gel.

1326. Then they started singing,

1327. and it was literally like please just stop, guys.

1328. And they're not even improv-ing that much,

1329. because they had already put together the song.

1330. Allegedly.

1331. - Allegedly.

1332. They weren't coming up on the fly

1333. with what they were gonna say.

1334. They had it prepared.

1335. You gotta work hard to mess that up.

1336. Ra'Jah O'Hara.

1337. On the runway tonight, we just have seen it.

1338. It's average.

1339. This isn't a bar.

1340. You would wear that at a bar.

1341. This is RuPaul's Drag Race main stage.

1342. Michelle, if this isn't a bar,

1343. why do you come to work drunk every day?

1344. Good question.

1345. Again, like Troye said,

1346. I feel like her and Honey,

1347. I have the same issues with them.

1348. It didn't work.

1349. Yeah, I just can't get over the fact that they chose Mariah.

1350. As a team effort, they didn't help one another.

1351. And listen, when I asked them who to blame,

1352. they pretty much across the board said all of them.

1353. But you know what? They're probably right.

1354. I agree.

1355. All right. Silence.

1356. I've made my decision.

1357. Bring back my girls.

1358. Welcome back, ladies.

1359. I've made some decisions.

1360. Y'all need to step your pussy up.

1361. For the first time in Drag Raceherstory...

1362. All of you will be lip syncing for your life.

1363. Oh, my God.

1364. Holyshit.

1365. I can't breathe.

1366. Oh, mama is mad,

1367. and all six of y'all have to pay.

1368. Face... child.

1369. Six queens stand before me.

1370. Ladies...

1371. this is your last chance to impress me

1372. and save yourself from elimination.

1373. The time has come...

1374. to lip sync...

1375. for your life!

1376. At this point,

1377. I don't know if she's gonna send three of us home

1378. or if she's gonna send two home.

1379. My mind is blank.

1380. How do I use this stage

1381. without hitting these bitches in the face?

1382. If I gotta cut a bitch off,

1383. a bitch is getting cut right here.

1384. That Tonya Harding moment.

1385. Good luck...

1386. and don't fuck it up.

1387. Come on, ladies.

1388. Come on, girls!

1389. Aah!

1390. Oh, my God.

1391. That was the wildest thing I've ever seen.

1392. That's how you do it!

1393. Ladies, I've made my decision.

1394. Plastique Tiara.

1395. Shantay, you stay.

1396. You may join the other girls.

1397. Thank you so much.

1398. Congratulations.

1399. Ra'Jah O'Hara,

1400. Shantay, you stay.

1401. Scarlet Envy.

1402. Shantay, you stay.

1403. A'Keria C. Davenport.

1404. Shantay, you stay.

1405. Thank you.

1406. Shuga Cain.

1407. Shantay, you stay.

1408. You may join the other girls.

1409. Thank you.

1410. Honey, I'm sorry, my dear,

1411. but this is not your time.

1412. Now sashay away.

1413. I wish I could have shown you more of myself

1414. from the moment I walked into the gate,

1415. but I thank you for the opportunity to do so.

1416. Thank you so much. This is my dream.

1417. We love you!

1418. Love you, Honey.

1419. Don't ever let your insecurities

1420. come between you and your dreams.

1421. Thank you, Ru.

1422. This... this hurts.

1423. But sometimes you fail, and that's okay.

1424. This is just one step along my journey.

1425. I am not done. I'm not done.

1426. Con-drag-ulations, ladies.

1427. And remember, if you can't love yourself,

1428. how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?

1429. Can I get an amen up in here?

1430. Amen!

1431. All right. Now let the music play.

1432. Next time onRuPaul's Drag Race...

1433. You'll be performing in the lip sync extravaganza

1434. Trump The Rusical.

1435. Seven, eight, up, and down.

1436. I'm really gonna bomb this challenge.

1437. Drop, open.

1438. Oops, that was—I'm sorry.

1439. Imagine doing this and lip syncing. Good luck.

1440. Please don't slap that man, Miss Ra'Jah.

1441. You look ama-zing.

1442. You're a great performer.

1443. You just sort of disappeared.

1444. Everything that you know aboutDrag Race

1445. is thrown out the window.