RuPaul's Drag Race 10x9

1. - Previously on "RuPaul's Drag Race"...

2. You'll be starring in Cher, The Unauthorized Rusical.

3. The Vixen.

4. - I felt no Cher at all.

5. - Having a Cher reference that wasn't instantly recognizable

6. I was very worried about.

7. - Well, that look is instantly recognizable to me.

8. Asia O'Hara.

9. - I wasn't getting "Moonstruck" era Cher.

10. - Finally!

11. - Kameron Michaels.

12. - The Cher was the most spot on Cher voice.

13. - Con-drag-ulations, you're the winner

14. of this week's challenge.

15. - Asia O'Hara, shantay you stay.

16. The Vixen, sashay away.

17. What a day, what a day.

18. Oh, my God, I already see is says "evil."

19. - What it say? - "Evil triumphs?"

20. Is that triumphs? - Trumps.

21. - That's a "i." - Oh.

22. - Right? - I guess, yeah.

23. - I can't see shit.

24. - "Evil triumphs when good queens do nothing...

25. do nothing."

26. - I feel like that's like a cryptic message

27. shaded towards Eureka definitely.

28. The Vixen left this like cryptic message

29. that no one really gets.

30. I'm like, girl, just say what you mean.

31. I would have more respect if it said "Eureka is a bitch.

32. I hate you." Something like that.

33. You know what I mean?

34. - She obviously doesn't like me,

35. which is what it is.

36. But the bitch was talented,

37. and she's going to turn the world.

38. - I love that bitch. - She'll figure herself out,

39. just like we all do.

40. - Yeah. They probably had to call the police

41. to get her up out of this building, but...

42. Honestly, I needed to lip sync.

43. It's like recharged my battery.

44. My whole energetic and spiritual connection to drag

45. has been reconnected.

46. And so my strategy moving forward

47. is to always remember what I do well,

48. and always find a way

49. to wiggle that in.

50. - Congratulations.

51. Yes! - Very well deserved.

52. - It feels weird even saying that I won.

53. I'm quiet because I'm just mind blown.

54. So I'm not unhappy. I'm very happy.

55. I'm just like still processing that.

56. - I remember you said that like

57. if you were going to win a challenge,

58. you wanted it to be the Cher challenge.

59. - I didn't want anyone to know

60. that I wanted to win this challenge.

61. - Oh. Sorry.

62. - No, no, no. I mean, like now it's fine.

63. - Why didn't you want anybody to know?

64. - I feel like I am a pretty good Cher impersonator,

65. and I just wanted to concentrate on doing well.

66. I didn't want there to be any expectations of me.

67. I've always been one

68. to let my actions speak louder than my words,

69. and now that I won something,

70. maybe it puts me on the map as a threat to the other girls,

71. because I don't think they've seen me as a threat.

72. - I was confused that Aquaria was in the bottom three.

73. I'm not gonna lie.

74. - I don't think I was bottom three

75. out of this group, so...

76. - I'm like...

77. I don't even know how to respond to that.

78. Honey, you were in the bottom.

79. - I think it was just not announced

80. in any particular order. - Oh, okay.

81. - I wasn't worried at all.

82. I know I did better than bottom three material.

83. - Aquaria is so disconnected from reality.

84. Of the Cher critiques,

85. you were in the bottom three, my love.

86. - It seems like you wanted to win.

87. - I mean, allegedly that's all I'm here to do.

88. - What do you mean allegedly, though?

89. - I think I'm just getting too confident,

90. and it's clear that—

91. - Well, do you feel like you're getting too confident,

92. or do you feel like people think you're getting—

93. - No, I think I'm confident just enough.

94. I want to fucking win.

95. I'm not here just so I can go home

96. like the rest of everyone has.

97. I'm absolutely here to win,

98. and I want all of you to go home.

99. - Well, I don't really want anyone to go home.

100. - I want enough of you to go home

101. so I make the top three.

102. If you don't say that, you're crazy.

103. I'm confident enough to say that I want to fucking win this.

104. - I don't think it's a matter of confidence.

105. But I think you might be a little confused,

106. because it's not a matter of confidence.

107. I just think it's a matter of sportsmanlike conduct.

108. - Well, I'm sorry if I've come off unsportsmanlike.

109. - Aquaria's been extremely confident

110. this entire competition.

111. She does want to win.

112. She's made that very obvious.

113. But if she can't share the spotlight

114. and she can't let other girls have their moment

115. and be happy for them,

116. it could cause a problem.

117. - I can't get these off my hand.

118. I wish I had a friend to help.

119. - The winner of "RuPaul's Drag Race"

120. receives a one year supply

121. of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics

122. and a cash price of $100,000.

123. With extra special guest judges

124. from "Broad City," Ilana Glazer

125. and Abbi Jacobson.

126. - Hook 'em, horns. Hook 'em, horns.

127. It is a new day in the workroom,

128. and everyone is definitely feeling

129. more competitive at this point.

130. Now that there's only six of us, there's no middle ground.

131. It's either you're in the top or you're in the bottom,

132. and anybody in here could be the next to go home.

133. - This workroom is so empty now.

134. Isn't that so crazy?

135. - There's finally room for all of us.

136. - Well, for your ego.

137. _ I still have a couple personalities

138. that I haven't quite shown,

139. so I can't wait for you to meet them.

140. - They're all boring.

141. - Aah!

142. One of them should have some good jokes, though, I think.

143. - That's the one that comes around

144. when nobody else is looking,

145. when it's just you and one person.

146. - Aquaria's like that frog on the WB

147. that will only perform when no one's watching.

148. - Michigan J— Is it Michigan J. Frog?

149. - And the fool isn't even trying to show it to people.

150. He be like, ribbit.

151. - I'm a what?

152. - Nothing, girl. That's way before your time, girl.

153. Long before your time, bitch.

154. - Uh-uh. She done already done had herses.

155. - Wait. What? - Who is that?

156. - Girl, that wasn't Jan Michaels.

157. - My sickening queens.

158. 'Tis I Stephen Colbert,

159. here to give you the T. - Yes.

160. - Because, girl, my T is silent. Mm-hmm.

161. Now I have but one thing to say.

162. You better work.

163. Okay?

164. And that, ladies, is what you call acting.

165. Thank you.

166. Someone untuck me, please.

167. - Girl. - Oh, my God.

168. - Hello, hello, hello.

169. Ladies.

170. - Hello. - Y'all hungry?

171. - Yes. - Yeah.

172. - I mean hungry for some fresh man meat.

173. - Yes.

174. - Ravenous.

175. Because your country breakfast is ready.

176. - Oh, Pit Crew.

177. - Okay. - Aah!

178. - Ooh.

179. - Oh, my God, they keep coming.

180. - The boys are gorgeous.

181. There's something for every taste in the world,

182. and you know I love a buffet.

183. My mouth is watering.

184. - Howdy, fellas.

185. - Hi. - Hi, Ru.

186. - Now, ladies, for today's mini challenge,

187. we're playing a game of pants down, bottoms up.

188. - Whoo! My favorite.

189. - First, you tell one of these studs to drop trou,

190. and he'll flash his Rounderbum underwear.

191. - Oh...

192. - Then you need to find the matching pair.

193. In the end, the queen that makes the most matches

194. with the fewest tries wins.

195. - It's a win/win situation. - Yeah.

196. Let's play. First up, Asia.

197. Welcome to the Ass-trodome.

198. - Googly-moogly. - Yes.

199. Dive right in.

200. - I'm going to go with my good friend number two.

201. - Ooh. Geometric designs.

202. Okay. Now—

203. - Sorry. What are we doing again?

204. - Number 16.

205. - Crack is whack.

206. Not a match.

207. - 14.

208. - Turn around, drop trou.

209. Ooh, damn. - Number one.

210. - Yes!

211. - It is like Christmas, a Bar Mitzvah

212. your Quinceanera, sweet 16, your birthday

213. all rolled up into one.

214. - 18.

215. - Ooh, damn.

216. I wish Prince was alive to see this purple rain.

217. - Ooh, not a match,

218. but a great choice.

219. - Seven. - ♪ Yoo-hoo

220. Bam! - Number four.

221. - Not a match.

222. You didn't miss no meals, did you?

223. - 17.

224. 10.

225. - Yes, we have a match.

226. - I'm going to go with number 17, please.

227. - Ba-donk-a-damn!

228. - Number four.

229. - Whoo. Not a match.

230. - Number 14.

231. - Ooh, 57 shades of grey.

232. - Number five.

233. - Big money, big money.

234. What a bummer.

235. Are you purposefully trying

236. to not make a match

237. so you can stretch this out?

238. - If I could see number 16 and number eight.

239. - Wait. Just one at a time. - I'm sorry.

240. - You're a bossy bottom, aren't you?

241. - Number 16, please.

242. - Ooh, you want some fries with that shake?

243. - Number right, please.

244. - Oh, my goodness, you got a match.

245. - Number three. - Beautiful.

246. - What's better than 10 but 20?

247. - Turn around, drop trou.

248. Ooh-hoo! Yes!

249. All right, now what's your pleasure?

250. - 19. - Ooh.

251. I love how that model wiggled out of those pants.

252. - Oh, he wigged and I jiggled all the way on the inside.

253. - Let me try seven.

254. - Oh, shucks.

255. - 12, please.

256. - Ooh. - Ooh, yay.

257. And then number five, please.

258. - Not a match.

259. Your short-term memory is terrible.

260. - There's nothing but ass in here right now.

261. - Now, gentlemen, standing in one place

262. can be bad for your health,

263. so for safety reasons only,

264. I'm insisting that we take a moment

265. to shake those Rounderbum asses.

266. Hit it.

267. Whoo-hoo!

268. This needs to be its own show.

269. Ladies, you all did great,

270. but one of you has a pornographic memory—

271. I mean, photographic memory.

272. Aquaria.

273. - Oh, yay! I think I found my husband.

274. Con-drag-ulations. - Thank you.

275. - All right, ladies, this week you need to use

276. your charisma, uniqueness, nerve and talent

277. to chew up the scenery

278. as we transport you to a magical world

279. run by drag queen robots.

280. You'll be starring in the new, edgy,

281. slightly confusing premium cable TV drama

282. "Breastworld."

283. Here's the script and character descriptions.

284. Aquaria, you won the mini challenge,

285. so you get to assign the roles.

286. - Ooh, yay. When I hear that there's a script

287. and some direction, I'm so delighted.

288. I have to fight tooth and nail.

289. I have to bring home a win right now.

290. - Gentlemen, start your engines,

291. and may the breast woman win.

292. - Should we maybe like read 'em all out loud?

293. - Let's just read what these little bits are

294. and see what we're feeling just from that.

295. I think it seems to work well

296. when we all kind of find what we're all comfortable with.

297. - I don't understand what's even going on.

298. 'Cause up until now, Aquaria has been this

299. "I want all y'all to lose, I wanna win, I wanna this,"

300. and now she's trying to be nice

301. and trying to let us choose our part.

302. - I feel Julie for me because—

303. - Julie sounds like you, kind of—

304. - Zinger landing is something that I do.

305. - I can do one of the conservative

306. or like right-wing ones, so I don't mind—

307. - You wanna do Parah Salin?

308. - I'll do Parah Salin.

309. - Could I do Rosie, the Bingo Bot?

310. - Sure. Ms. Monet, what you feeling?

311. - I like Viv. I'm feeling Viv.

312. - And, Kameron, what you feeling?

313. - I mean, if she wants to do Viv,

314. I guess Muffy is the other one, right?

315. - Okay. I guess I'll be Dyslexa by process of elimination.

316. - Yeah. Cute.

317. Is everyone happy?

318. I'm beginning to be more aware

319. of how I may be coming across to some of these girls,

320. and I figured the most sportsmanlike thing to do

321. would be to see what the girls thought

322. would be a good part for them

323. and just kind of feel out what the group is interested in.

324. This Julie part is enormous.

325. Girl, it's like no one is chewing more

326. than I have bitten off right now.

327. - I'm already at page seven, and I haven't found my part.

328. It's not smart to pick a role based on a description.

329. Do you think that they call Nicole Kidman

330. and say, "We want you to play this role,

331. "and it's a suburban housewife set in the 1960s

332. and she drives a yellow car?"

333. - "Oh, my God, I'd love to play that!"

334. No. They're gonna say, "Send me the script.

335. "I'm gonna read through it. See how much it is.

336. I'll let you know in six months."

337. - Well, girl, watch.

338. I probably just done fucked-ified myself over.

339. I fucked up!

340. I done gave myself

341. the worst part in the entire script hands down.

342. All these things I'm highlighting better be funny

343. because they're few and far between.

344. And I don't... I didn't realize that.

345. I'm the Joan of Arc of this challenge.

346. I'm the martyr to "Breastworld."

347. - Coming up... We're down to six girls.

348. How are you gonna make sure you make it to the finish line?

349. - Well, if I...

350. - You're not the most gregarious personality.

351. That is a mistake.

352. - You can't leave

353. before you go play Drag Bingo at Hamburger Mary's.

354. - For today's maxi challenge,

355. we are acting in the brand new cable TV show "Breastworld."

356. How heavy is this? Feel how heavy that is.

357. What is inside that, a brick?

358. We start each week ranked.

359. The person that won last week is number one,

360. the person that didn't go home is the bottom rank.

361. And going into this challenge, I'm the bottom rank.

362. So I feel like there is legitimate pressure on me

363. to win this week.

364. - Hey, kitty girls!

365. - Hi! - How are my drag bots doing?

366. - Great! - Good!

367. - Well, hello, Aquaria.

368. - Hello, RuPaul.

369. - You won the mini challenge. - Yes.

370. - So you got to assign the roles.

371. - Yes. - Were you strategic with it?

372. - Not necessarily.

373. - Not necessarily? Is that smart?

374. - I strategically wanted everyone to choose a part

375. that I think that they would all excel in.

376. - Do you want them to like you or do you want to win?

377. - I want to win.

378. - Did you choose the best role for yourself?

379. - No, not necessarily.

380. It seems that I have the least amount of words.

381. - Listen, we're down to six girls.

382. How you gonna make sure you make it to the finish line?

383. - Well, if I...

384. I'm definitely going to make each line count.

385. - Because there's not too many,

386. so I'm gonna try to be memorable in them.

387. - So that's the thing

388. is that you've got to be able to stand out,

389. so this robotic role, make it an Aquaria role.

390. That flair of what Aquaria is,

391. bring that to everything you do.

392. - I'm gonna try to my best.

393. - All right. You're funny.

394. - Absolutely. - Just be funny.

395. - Thank you. - All right.

396. Monet X Change.

397. - Hello, Ru.

398. - Monet, Monet, Monet.

399. That your lace front?

400. - This is actually the very first—

401. like before I even started drag

402. and I went to this store in SoHo

403. and I found this wig

404. and I've never parted ways with it.

405. - But have you worn it in this competition yet?

406. - No, no, no. Never here.

407. - That is a mistake.

408. I know you love them pussycat wigs,

409. but, bitch, you know what?

410. You need to wear some big ass hair

411. because you got that big fat juicy ass.

412. - Yeah.

413. - Six girls are left in this competition.

414. Down to the wire. - Yes.

415. - How you gonna make it to the finish line?

416. - Well, I'm gonna slay this acting challenge today.

417. I feel like I've been on a steady upward climb

418. in the past couple of weeks.

419. - You haven't won any challenges, though.

420. - I know. - What's wrong with that?

421. - You know, I think it's just—

422. I mean, I'm doing well in the maxi challenges,

423. but it's following through on the runway

424. and really giving y'all something to the gag over.

425. - You know, they say you have lots of breaks

426. that happen in your life.

427. You just have to be prepared for them.

428. - Yes.

429. - This is yours to go and get.

430. - Amen, Ru. - Make sure you get this.

431. - Yes, I will. I swear I am. I will, Ru.

432. - I'll see you out there. - Thank you, thank you.

433. - Hey, Eureka.

434. - Hi, Miss Lady.

435. - What character are you playing?

436. - I'm playing Rosie, the Bingo Bot.

437. - Tell me about Rosie.

438. - The description was that she was brassy and loud,

439. so, of course, instantly I was like,

440. well, that sounds like you're describing Eureka.

441. - Yes. - So I want that part.

442. - It's important that you really break through.

443. I don't care if you have six lines or just six words.

444. You've gotta stand out. Somebody's going home.

445. - Yeah. It can't be me. - Exactly.

446. - So that's the thing.

447. - Know what your energy is.

448. Know how it can fit into that script

449. and just make it pop.

450. I'll see you out there. - Thank you so much, really.

451. - Thanks.

452. Hey, Kameron. - Hello.

453. - You won last week.

454. - I did win last week.

455. - How do you think you won?

456. - I think I won because I really committed to Cher,

457. her mannerisms, her voice.

458. - Well, it's interesting because throughout this competition,

459. you're not the most gregarious personality.

460. - Mm-hmm.

461. - Is there any place in your personal life

462. where you're gregarious?

463. - I would say stage for me.

464. I'm usually very chill and down to earth.

465. And when I get to step onstage,

466. I get to transform into somebody else.

467. - You've been a slow grower.

468. You've stayed under the radar

469. the first half of this competition.

470. This is the point where

471. if you were ever going to break out and be the wild child,

472. this would be the time to do it.

473. - It would, yeah.

474. - I don't know how long

475. the judges are going to feel inspired

476. by Kameron being so quiet.

477. She's such a fierce queen aesthetically,

478. but there's just not a lot of energy pouring out of her.

479. - All right, kiddo. I'll see you out there.

480. - Okay.

481. - Hey, Asia. - Hey, Ru.

482. - What character are you playing?

483. - I am Parah Salin.

484. - Tell me about her.

485. - Parah Salin, she's bombastic.

486. She's right wing, conservative.

487. - What are the similarities

488. with this character and your own personality?

489. - I come from a very conservative household,

490. and so a lot of this character is my aunt.

491. It's not necessarily personality traits that I have.

492. - Are you sure?

493. - I am a lot of times

494. the conservative voice of reason in the room.

495. - All right. When we talked before about your Snatch Game,

496. and you told me you were gonna do Beyoncé,

497. and I mentioned to you that perhaps you could do

498. one of the other girls who used to be in Destiny's Child.

499. You know, you have to make the character work

500. for what you already have in your wheelhouse.

501. Because you were in the bottom last week.

502. - Yes, ma'am. - You came real close.

503. - Too close for comfort.

504. - To walking home with one of them Tweeter heads back there.

505. - Yes, ma'am.

506. - You don't wanna walk away with one of them Tweet heads.

507. - No, ma'am, no, ma'am.

508. - You're a champion, girl.

509. Remember who the hell you are.

510. Remember who you are.

511. - I'm 35 years old,

512. and I have never in my life felt the way I felt

513. based off words that came out of her mouth.

514. - Think of that. - Yes.

515. - Put on a good show out there.

516. - Yes, ma'am.

517. - All right, I'll see you out there.

518. - Thank you so much.

519. - Well, hello, Miz Cracker.

520. - Hello, Ru.

521. - What character are you playing?

522. - Today I'm Julie, and I'm the hostess

523. that sort of runs this whole operation.

524. - Okay. Why do you think you haven't won any main challenges?

525. - I think when I'm on the stage talking to the judges,

526. I have the jokes and the buh-buh-buh,

527. and it's all great.

528. But during the challenges, I'm either blocking

529. or, you know, not allowing

530. that Cracker trademark greatness to come through.

531. - Yeah, because what I've noticed

532. is that it feels like you've prepared in your head,

533. but it's not in sync

534. with what's actually happening in the room at the time.

535. You have a sort of kind of a canned comeback.

536. It feels like you're having a conversation in your own head.

537. - Yeah. - And you use your cleverness

538. as a way to keep people from coming from any closer.

539. - In the past, I would have been like,

540. oh, my God, that's the biggest compliment.

541. So learning to reverse that kind of thinking,

542. that is gonna be a huge challenge.

543. - That's the challenge. - Yeah.

544. - Sometimes it's the most clever thing to do

545. is to just be human.

546. Vulnerability is power.

547. All right, I'll see you out there.

548. - Thank you, Ru.

549. Okay.

550. - All right, ladies, in a moment,

551. you'll be meeting with Ross Mathews and Michelle Visage

552. who'll be directing you in "Breastworld."

553. So good luck and don't fuck it up!

554. - Thank you.

555. - Coming up...

556. - Brrrrrr.

557. - I still have a problem with that line.

558. You live in New York. You know how to be patronizing.

559. - That's hurry this shit up.

560. - Oh, my goodness.

561. - Hey, ladies.

562. - For today's maxi challenge,

563. we're gonna be acting in the hot new TV drama "Breastworld."

564. - Welcome to the set of "Breastworld,"

565. with furnishing by Object.

566. - There is a pool, a huge bar set.

567. Bitch, they are not playing with this acting challenge,

568. so we better get our motherfucking shit together.

569. - Now, Michelle and I are here

570. to help make your performances the best they can be.

571. - But the final decisions are yours to make.

572. - Okay.

573. - Let's take a trip to "Breastworld!"

574. - Places, ladies.

575. - Take one, and action!

576. - Surprise!

577. - Hello. I'm Julie, your cruising director.

578. - Okay, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut.

579. I might be walking into a wasp's nest here,

580. but are you familiar with "The Loveboat?"

581. - I'm not familiar with "The Loveboat."

582. - Of course, you're not, because you're a fetus.

583. This cruise director is the person who leads everything.

584. - Yeah. - They are the fun buncher.

585. You need to bring a lightness to it.

586. - Right. - Okay, here we go.

587. And... - Action.

588. - You haven't met our drag Bingo Bot, Rosie.

589. - Oh, she's big!

590. - B-12.

591. - Bingo!

592. - You win. - He's dead!

593. - Cut. Hold on. You jumped her line.

594. Let her get it done first, then you come in.

595. Also, make it like you're shooting him.

596. - Boom!

597. - Get into it.

598. - And action!

599. - Bingo!

600. - I already shot you, baby.

601. - You— - Heavens to Betsy, he's dead!

602. - Cut!

603. He didn't even know you shot him.

604. - Bigger! - Okay.

605. I mean, I'll get— - That's it.

606. - Yes! That's great!

607. - Rosie, toot and reboot.

608. - Attitude adjustment in process.

609. Dialing down to Ivy Winters.

610. - Can we just cut here?

611. Okay.

612. You know how to say Ivy Winters, don't you?

613. - Ivy Winterrrrs.

614. - Ivyyyy Winterrrrs.

615. - Ivyyyy Winterrrrs, okay.

616. - Say it that way.

617. - A little more dramatic with that.

618. - Well, how it's supposed to be said.

619. - Dialing down to Ivyyyy Winterrrrs!

620. - Okay, cut.

621. - Ivyyyy Winterrrrs!

622. - Ivyyyy Winterrrrs!

623. - Everybody! - Everybody!

624. - Ivyyyy Winterrrrs! - Ivyyyy Winterrrrs.

625. - Ivyyyy Winterrrrs.

626. - Ivyyyy Winterrrrs...

627. Then you power down. You know what I mean?

628. But I'm an actress, and I know how to do my do.

629. But Eureka is not getting this together.

630. - How's your head?

631. - Oh, perrr...

632. - And cut. Dyslexa? - Yes, ma'am?

633. - Can you do the...

634. - I was making it like the robot like r-r-r-r.

635. - Which you can do.

636. Let's try one take the other way.

637. - Okay.

638. - Head? How's your head?

639. - Oh, brrrrrr.

640. - Dyslexa, I thought it was much better.

641. - I thought it was really funny, yeah.

642. - Thank you.

643. - I can't take it anymore!

644. - Muffy? Just make sure I can understand all the words.

645. - Okay. - 'Cause the oh, oh was funny,

646. but I need to know what you're saying.

647. - Okay. Viv, I wanna go home!

648. - Okay.

649. - I understand, sweetie, but don't worry.

650. If you wait, it will grow out,

651. and then maybe you could throw a hat on top of it.

652. - Cut, cut. - Cut.

653. - I want you, Cracker, to tell me the hair line

654. to make sure you have it.

655. - Okay. It's...

656. - This is terrible. I can't take it anymore.

657. - Oh, sweetie, don't worry. It'll grow out.

658. And maybe you could throw a hat on it.

659. - Oh, honey, it'll grow out.

660. - Okay. - It's funnier

661. if you're being sweet when you throw the shade.

662. - Okay. - Okay?

663. - Sweetie, I know, but don't worry.

664. It'll grow out or you could throw a hat on it.

665. - Cut. I still had a problem with that line.

666. - The hat?

667. - What are you not understanding?

668. - No, I think I do understand.

669. I'm just in the moment not delivering it right.

670. - You know what you're doing. - Yeah.

671. - You live in New York. You know how to be patronizing.

672. - Cracker, you did it perfect once.

673. You will do it that way again.

674. I don't know how many times

675. Miz Cracker is going to need to repeat these lines.

676. - I will sell this house today.

677. - And yell at herself about it,

678. but let's hurry this shit up.

679. - I wanna go home!

680. - Well, you can't leave before the big show!

681. - Okay!

682. - Dyslexa! Oh, my.

683. - Did something happen?

684. - What? - What happened?

685. - My mistake. I apologize.

686. I thought that I was starting too early.

687. - I'm a little worried for my girl.

688. I don't wanna see her lip sync for her life ever.

689. - Cock-a-doodle do me, daddy.

690. - Cock-a-doodle don't!

691. - Parah Salin!

692. - You betcha!

693. - Cut. Parah, that was good. You're doing a great job.

694. - You have great energy coming in.

695. It feels different the second you walk in the scene,

696. and it should, so keep that up.

697. - Thank you.

698. - Action!

699. - That makes no sense at all.

700. The party's over, and you can't stop me!

701. - Says who!

702. - She's dead!

703. - Oh, Lord, she getting back up. Uh-uh.

704. - Monet is adding great adlibs

705. and interjections in there,

706. so she is my biggest competition.

707. - I've never seen a place where people, they just...

708. - Embraces all kind of people.

709. - My whole life, I've...

710. My whole life, I've...

711. - Been wrong about gay people. - What is it?

712. - I've been wrong about gay people and drag queens.

713. - My whole life, I've been wrong

714. about gay people and drag queens!

715. - Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut.

716. Muffy, this is a change of heart.

717. This is where you're realizing, oh, my goodness,

718. you're just like me. - Okay.

719. - And let us see you realize that.

720. 'Cause you've been out of touch the whole time.

721. - Unless this set falls over, this is our last take,

722. so let's get it right.

723. I don't wanna do this anymore.

724. - My whole life,

725. I've been wrong about gay people and drag queens.

726. - All right, cut, cut, cut, cut.

727. Just cut.

728. - This acting challenge was my chance at redemption

729. since Katherine from Fibstr fucked it all up,

730. and my performance was absolutely dreadful.

731. - Fingers crossed we got everything.

732. - Coming up...

733. - Today's runway theme is Silver Foxy.

734. - Who's excited to be an old lady?

735. - I'm ready to get old.

736. - It would be nice to find a husband finally.

737. I'm single. I'm 31.

738. - Slay the world!

739. - It's time to get ready to hit the runway.

740. And it's the top six.

741. Nobody is just here because of the luck of the draw

742. or because of chance.

743. That's what makes now even scarier.

744. Who's excited to be an old lady?

745. - I'm ready to get old.

746. Today's runway theme is Silver Foxy,

747. and I am very excited about this look.

748. It is about what we are going to look like in 50-plus years.

749. I'm hoping that my runway look's going to give me that edge

750. and will help me finally win a challenge.

751. - What type of Silver Foxy are you doing?

752. - I'm going very like "Downton Abbey."

753. Like upscale goes to the opera old lady.

754. I was like, you know what?

755. Everyone else is probably gonna do like campy,

756. and they might even expect me to be campy.

757. So I just decided to go like classic, legit Silver Foxy.

758. Plus, in case I have to lip sync,

759. it'll be comfortable to wear.

760. This challenge should have been so easy for me,

761. especially this tiny ass role.

762. The pressure is on today more than ever.

763. Is anyone else terrified of getting old? 'Cause I am.

764. I'm not necessarily like afraid to be an older person.

765. I just fear like my body's slowly messing up.

766. You know what I mean?

767. Like I can tell such a difference

768. just from like 18 to 27.

769. - Also, drag just ages you faster than a normal person.

770. We put our body's through it.

771. - Well, maybe in a sense,

772. but I feel like drag keeps a lot of people young.

773. Like drag's one of the few jobs

774. where there's always something new.

775. There's always some new music to learn

776. or a new fashion trend. - Right.

777. - I love learning things from older queens,

778. because there really is so much to learn.

779. I don't like really relate to people my age that much

780. as much as I can hold a conversation

781. with people that are much older me.

782. - You work with Amanda Lepore and other like legends,

783. - Yeah, I mean, Amanda has so much energy and life in her.

784. She goes to yoga every day.

785. She is like one of the kindest people you will ever meet.

786. Y'all can think I'm nice or mean or whatever,

787. but 100% of like the way I try to treat people

788. is inspired by how amazing she treats everyone.

789. Being friends with people like Amanda Lepore

790. has really helped shape who I am creatively,

791. and also just opened my mind

792. to a whole 'nother part of the world

793. that I was never even alive for.

794. It's so important to respect our elders

795. and to honor them,

796. because they are the people

797. who paved the way for us to get to where we are today.

798. - Monet, you were in Portland for a while, right?

799. - I sure was.

800. - You remember that drag queen that was like 96?

801. - Darcelle? - Yes, ma'am.

802. - Yes. She is the oldest drag queen I know.

803. - I think she's the oldest drag queen in America.

804. - Right? - Besides Shequida.

805. - It was so cool to go watch the show,

806. 'cause she was like up there in her heels.

807. - Telling the jokes that are exactly her age.

808. - I just flew in from Portland, and, boy, are my arms tired.

809. You know, I see myself doing drag forever, girl.

810. I'm gonna be Miss Darcelle one day.

811. Just me, but I ain't wearing no heels, though.

812. I'll be in some good times

813. and a little kitten wave for RuPaul.

814. - Is anyone else dating?

815. - Cracker, you have a guy, don't you?

816. - I have a beautiful man.

817. - Aquaria's not.

818. - No, I don't.

819. - Kameron? - Nope.

820. - You didn't ask me.

821. - Monet, sometimes it's easier just to not.

822. - But dating with drag, as you all know,

823. is extremely hard.

824. - I normally am very anti meeting boys around drag

825. because they're falling in love

826. with a character that you're playing

827. and not the real you. - Exactly.

828. - I think Aquaria is more real than Giovanni is.

829. - You feel more present and comfortable as Aquaria?

830. - Yeah.

831. - I would say the same thing, too.

832. - I will say like having guy troubles

833. was a defining moment for me in drag,

834. 'cause that's one of the first times

835. I really understood sisterhood.

836. 'Cause, girl, when I very first became a full-time cast member

837. where I worked, I was dating this boy.

838. I won't even call him a guy. This boy—

839. - Child, yeah.

840. - Yes, and he broke up with me like via text message.

841. And I'm gonna add another layer to it.

842. And he was also a drag queen.

843. - Ha!

844. - And he came to the club that night.

845. And I'm telling you, the girls in the show—

846. and I'm not exaggerating—

847. chased him out of the club with a baseball bat.

848. - Yes, ma'am! - They was like, no,

849. you're not gonna just come up in here

850. and sit in the front row at this bitch job.

851. No, get on up outta here.

852. Everything happens for a reason,

853. but at that point, I was like, bitch,

854. these mother fucking men and wigs in here

855. really do care about me.

856. - Girl, they do. - Right.

857. - A lot of people come thinking

858. this is not RuPaul's Best Friends Race.

859. And after doing this for so long, you can't avoid that.

860. And that makes the reality that somebody is going home

861. more and more difficult to handle right now.

862. - It'd be nice to find a husband finally.

863. Looking like this.

864. I'm single, I'm 31.

865. - Coming up... - I love the way you look.

866. You're Upper East Side, New York City.

867. - You just killed the runway.

868. - I don't know what was going on,

869. but I got nothing.

870. - Welcome to the main stage of "RuPaul's Drag Race."

871. Michelle Visage, which of my girls was breast in show?

872. - Obviously, these two.

873. - Those aren't my girls. Those are everybody's girls.

874. Now, Ross Mathews, did you enjoy directing with Michelle Visage?

875. - Oh, so fun. We're like the Coen Brothers, except sisters.

876. "Drag Race" super fan

877. and one of my favorite broads, Ilana Glazer.

878. - Ru, my clitoris is engorged to be here.

879. - Well, thank God it's not prolapsed.

880. - You and me both.

881. - And "Drag Race" super fan

882. and my other favorite broad, Abbi Jacobson.

883. - Ru, I feel like I've officially died.

884. - Well, at least your clitoris isn't prolapsed.

885. - Nope.

886. - This week, we challenged our queens

887. to star in our own dystopian gay fantasy "Breastworld."

888. Tonight on the runway, we're gonna party like it's 2069

889. as our queens show us what they'll look like in 50 years.

890. - Oh, I'm so happy to be here.

891. - Gentlemen, start your engines,

892. and may be best woman win.

893. - Up first, Miz Cracker.

894. - I could only afford to get one shoulder lasered.

895. - I plan to be beautiful at every age on every stage.

896. It's purse first, purse last, damn it.

897. I'm giving you glamorous matriarch

898. from my artificial hips to my artificial lips.

899. - The Cracker wears Prada.

900. - That's all.

901. - Asia O'Hara.

902. - The last member of the Braidsy Bunch.

903. - 50 years from now,

904. I'm going to probably still be doing drag,

905. so I'm still trying to live my showgirl fantasy.

906. I've got my hair kind of cornrowed over to the side,

907. 'cause I'm gonna need something easy.

908. My ankles are swollen and hurting,

909. so I gotta put on house shoes.

910. And I got my potato chips,

911. 'cause I been trying to not eat potato chips

912. for the past 50 years, and now I'm like fuck it.

913. I'm gonna do what I want.

914. - She's all that and a bag of chips.

915. - Can't have just one lay.

916. - Yeah.

917. - Monet X Change.

918. Ooh, girl, you better assist that walker.

919. - Oh! - Whoo!

920. - I feel like when I age, I'm gonna be a mess.

921. I do not take care of myself.

922. I don't have health insurance.

923. But I'm still gonna keep it up with drag.

924. So instead of having the IV drip,

925. I have little bags of liquor on there.

926. I'm playing hacky-sack with my titties,

927. and I'm having a good old time with this look.

928. - She's gonna be on this month's cover of Elle... der care.

929. This is the aging of Aquaria.

930. - Can I buy Birkenstock in those shoes?

931. - I'm inspired by fierce, older ladies from New York City

932. that show you can stay fashionable, hot and fun

933. at any age.

934. I've got head to toe tattoos.

935. My ear lobes are sagging

936. from years and years of wearing lots of heavy jewelry.

937. I'm still a punk bitch even at 71.

938. - Which way to Burning Man?

939. Oh, here she comes.

940. - Eureka! Does anyone have eyes on Renee Taylor?

941. - She belongs to AARPadding.

942. - Usually, Eureka would be this campy, crazy lady.

943. But this time, I'm trying to give you

944. something polished and refined.

945. I've got my coat flowing.

946. It's in the wind, honey.

947. I am "Gone With The Wind" fabulosity.

948. She's that bitch.

949. - Grandmother, may I sleep with danger?

950. - Kameron Michaels!

951. - Game time at the Center?

952. - Let's go to Vegas and play with your slots.

953. - Yes.

954. - I am Gladys, the hoarder granny.

955. When she gets her pills, she gets a little boost of energy.

956. And then she just wants to hop around

957. and have a dancing good old time.

958. This is a chance to show that I can be funny onstage

959. no matter how bad I am at acting.

960. - I'll have what she's having.

961. - Yes, honey.

962. Throw your hands in the air like Medicare!

963. - Coming up...

964. - I think that's what I am going to look like

965. when I'm older.

966. - I think you might have been my favorite.

967. - On the runway tonight, she is the winner...

968. of a different runway.

969. - Welcome, ladies.

970. Time to watch

971. my favorite new binge-worthy obsession, "Breastworld."

972. - Tucked in the bosom of a tropical island

973. lies the gayest resort ever created.

974. Where your fantasies come through

975. and nothing is off-limits.

976. - Attention, guests.

977. Hands Down, Bottoms Up will begin in 15 minutes.

978. - Here are we, Muffy, darlin'. Surprise!

979. Oh, this is so cute!

980. - Where are all the cowboys?

981. - Muffy, darling, this place is better.

982. It's "Breastworld." Ooh, look at that.

983. - But why, Viv?

984. - Well, "Westworld" was all booked up,

985. so it was either this place or "Trumpworld,"

986. and all they have are Russian hookers,

987. gold toilets and golden showers!

988. Plus, look at all the hot menses. Ooh.

989. - Well, I'm Julie. I'm your cruising director.

990. And you are at "Breastworld," the gayest place on earth.

991. - Did she say gay?

992. I've never seen a gay person before.

993. Even my hairdresser is straight.

994. - Yeah, we can tell. - Yeah, we can tell.

995. - Who is real and who's a robot?

996. - That's for me to know and for you to find out.

997. Well, can I interest you girls in some cocktails?

998. - Yes, please! - Okay.

999. Dyslexa?

1000. This is Dyslexa, our state of the art hostess.

1001. Dyslexa, what's the weather like?

1002. - The forecast for today is sunny

1003. with a 100% chance of...

1004. shade.

1005. - Oh, let me try.

1006. Dyslexa, play some soothing music.

1007. - Oh, yes, honey.

1008. - Oh!

1009. - Okay, enough.

1010. Wonderful.

1011. Why don't you get our girls their drinks?

1012. How about two Patio Punches?

1013. - Coming right up.

1014. - Ow!

1015. - Uh!

1016. - I just got punched in the face, Viv!

1017. I wanna go home!

1018. - You can't leave

1019. till you've played Drag Queen Bingo at Hamburger Mary's!

1020. - Ooh, she's big.

1021. - B-12.

1022. - Bingo!

1023. Heavens to Betsy, he's dead!

1024. - You win, you die!

1025. - Now, don't worry. It's not a real gun.

1026. It's just a hair dryer set to stunning.

1027. Rosie, toot and reboot.

1028. - Attitude adjustment in process!

1029. Bianca Del Rio. Baloney!

1030. Dialing down to Ivyyyy Winterrrrs!

1031. Adjustment complete. Welcome, ladies.

1032. There's always time for bingo. Wanna play?

1033. - I think we should quit while we're ahead.

1034. - How's your head? - I have not had any complaints.

1035. - Okay, girl. - Okay, Mary.

1036. - Okay, Henny. - Brrrrr.

1037. - Me, too. They always get me.

1038. - This is so confusing!

1039. - I know, but it does start to make more sense

1040. around the fourth episode.

1041. - This is terrible! I can't stand it anymore!

1042. - Oh, honey, it'll grow out.

1043. Or you could just wear a hat. - Yeah.

1044. - Not my hair!

1045. I wanna go home!

1046. - Well, you can't leave before the big show!

1047. - Welcome to "Breastworld's" big cock contest!

1048. - Dyslexa?

1049. - Ooh, cocks!

1050. - Oh, for the love of Michael Fassbender!

1051. - Wiener, wiener, chicken dinner!

1052. Cock-a-doodle do me. Ooh!

1053. - Cock-a-doodle don't!

1054. - Now listen up, you bunch of degenerates!

1055. I'm shutting this resort down!

1056. - Voice recognition. Right wing poster girl

1057. and all around nutcase, Parah Salin!

1058. - Parah Salin? - Parah Salin?

1059. - You betcha!

1060. - Shouldn't you be on "Prancing with the Stars" or something?

1061. - I was robbed.

1062. And this place

1063. is violating all the decency laws!

1064. Next thing you know, you'll be stuffing turduckens.

1065. - Parah Salin, I voted for you a few years ago,

1066. but I heard you went bonkers.

1067. - Fake news!

1068. - Parah, lighten up.

1069. What happens in "Breastworld" stays in "Breastworld."

1070. - There is nothing in the Declaration of Independence

1071. about happy.

1072. - Well, actually, yes, there is.

1073. - Happiness leads to tolerance.

1074. Tolerance leads to empathy.

1075. The next thing you know, we'll be raising minimum wages

1076. and giving everybody free healthcare!

1077. It's anarchy!

1078. - No, no, no, no.

1079. Now listen.

1080. I've only been here for a few minutes,

1081. but I've never experienced a place like this

1082. that embraces people of all cultures

1083. just in the spirit of love, fun and acceptance.

1084. And I've been wrong about gay people my whole life

1085. and drag queens.

1086. They just wanna eat chicken like everybody else.

1087. - Atta girl, Muffy!

1088. - We need to celebrate our differences.

1089. Hate is not a family value.

1090. - Yeah, yeah. So we need more places like this,

1091. because love is love is love.

1092. And these Mary's mac and cheese balls,

1093. these are delicious.

1094. - And just so you know, Parah...

1095. - And your children will someday know...

1096. - That's the night the lights went out in "Breastworld!"

1097. That makes no sense at all.

1098. The party's over, and you can't stop me!

1099. - Says who?

1100. - You killed her! She's dead.

1101. - Oh, Lord, she getting back up again!

1102. - Surprise, everyone!

1103. I'm actually a robot, too.

1104. In fact, "Breastworld" created me

1105. to show how dumb and hypocritical people can be.

1106. - Well, I guess it worked.

1107. - Mission accomplished.

1108. Now, haven't we all learned something today?

1109. - I've learned that this place couldn't get any gayer

1110. than if you hired Randy Rainbow.

1111. - Ladies and gentlemen,

1112. please give a big "Breastworld" welcome to...

1113. - Randy Rainbow!

1114. - All right, "Breastworld." Let's feel that gay love.

1115. Everyone sing with me, okay?

1116. - Gay man. - ♪ Or a lesbian?

1117. - I smell a CableACE Award.

1118. - Coming up... - I just didn't buy it.

1119. - As funny as she is, she has to deliver.

1120. - This is not the time in this competition to choke up.

1121. - All right, ladies. It's time for the judges' critiques,

1122. starting with Miz Cracker.

1123. - I love the way you look.

1124. I feel like you're Upper East Side, New York City.

1125. - And this really looks like you're gonna become this person.

1126. You just killed the runway.

1127. - On the "Breastworld" challenge,

1128. you came armed with an idea.

1129. And then when we asked you to twist it a little bit,

1130. I started seeing the wheels turning

1131. more than the performance.

1132. I think you get caught up in the details,

1133. and that is good when you're talking about

1134. a look on the runway.

1135. But when you're talking about creating a moment,

1136. you have to let go.

1137. - Up next, Kameron Michaels.

1138. - Tonight on the runway, this was so fun.

1139. - I think that's what I am going to look like

1140. when I'm older.

1141. You came with such a complete presentation of an idea.

1142. Great job. - Thank you.

1143. - But in the challenge,

1144. we were trying to get you to give us different layers.

1145. And if you saw, it kind of didn't happen.

1146. - Yeah, the hysteria was a little one note.

1147. - You had the monologue that was supposed to give us the feel.

1148. - Love is love is love.

1149. - And we kind of didn't really feel

1150. what we were supposed to feel.

1151. - Also, I love your tattoos,

1152. but this character maybe should have worn gloves.

1153. Because your hands are up here so much, it took me out of it.

1154. - Up next, Monet X Change.

1155. - I thought you were wonderful in the challenge.

1156. You brought this really relatable energy to it.

1157. - I know that girl.

1158. She was trying to get her friend to loosen up.

1159. And she was funny.

1160. Even your little adlibs were on point.

1161. - And that's, I think, the best compliment.

1162. I didn't know there was a lot of adlibbing.

1163. Your delivery was incredible.

1164. - Tonight on the runway,

1165. I don't know if I believed this could be you in 50 years.

1166. - I'm a mess. I'm a wreck.

1167. My body is falling apart.

1168. - I bought it.

1169. Joan Rivers did eight million jokes

1170. about her boobs dragging on the floor

1171. because it's hilarious.

1172. I think this is funny. - Thank you.

1173. - Up next, Aquaria.

1174. - Tonight on the runway, it's absolutely stunning.

1175. I'm just digging for a 71-year-old woman.

1176. - I was going for a Michele Lamy hardcore fashion.

1177. Very tatted up.

1178. - I love that you know who Michele Lamy is,

1179. but I still see beautiful Aquaria of fashion

1180. in a white wig.

1181. - Let me tell you why I buy this look.

1182. Because in 50 years, I plan on looking exactly like this.

1183. - In the challenge,

1184. I think you might have been my favorite.

1185. I just felt like you were really great with the physical comedy.

1186. Even the way you changed your voice,

1187. I could sense how much fun you were having.

1188. - And I found the robot to be relatable.

1189. You know what I mean?

1190. It was great. - Thank you.

1191. - Up next, Eureka.

1192. - Explain this look to me.

1193. - I just wanted to be fun and flowy,

1194. and I loved the coat.

1195. It's just something I love to spin in and be fun.

1196. And I didn't really have a use for it

1197. except maybe this look.

1198. - And that's kind of what it looks like.

1199. - "Breastworld," I felt that you weren't connected.

1200. I don't know what was going on,

1201. but when we were giving you directions,

1202. I felt you struggling, which was odd,

1203. especially in an acting challenge,

1204. because I feel like you know what to do.

1205. But, nonetheless, when you watch it, you still popped.

1206. - But it didn't pop

1207. like I thought Eureka would pop in that kind of show.

1208. - Yeah. - And that's frustrating,

1209. because I just know how good you are.

1210. - Up next, Asia O'Hara.

1211. - Tonight it's a beautiful outfit like on the top.

1212. I love this, I love the hair.

1213. - But I thought for sure you would be this aged showgirl,

1214. but fully showgirl.

1215. I liked the glasses bit, but the rest of it,

1216. I was trying to figure out why you went that route.

1217. - This look is very me 50 years from now,

1218. a tired old showgirl

1219. running around a parking lot at Drag Con

1220. begging people to buy my fanny pack.

1221. - I really loved you in "Breastworld."

1222. It was really joyful. It was fun.

1223. - Yeah, I agree.

1224. I thought you were a burst of energy towards the end.

1225. It was like a brand new character we needed to see.

1226. - I would have attempted to do an imitation.

1227. You betcha. Sure thing.

1228. But you did it in a way

1229. that was very much Asia doing this.

1230. I thought you were really good.

1231. - Thank you, ladies.

1232. I think we've heard enough.

1233. While you untuck backstage,

1234. the judges and I will deliberate.

1235. All right, now just between

1236. the Broad City Titty Committee...

1237. - Whoo!

1238. - What do you think? Miz Cracker?

1239. - Miz Cracker's look tonight was stunning.

1240. - Yeah, and I thought it was just so put together.

1241. It was just really well executed.

1242. - But in the challenge, it was all kind of stiff.

1243. - Yeah. I don't think it would be

1244. the spinoff character of the show

1245. that I'd want to see.

1246. - I'm curious.

1247. Who would be the spinoff character of "Broad City?"

1248. - Marcel.

1249. - Good answer!

1250. - Hell, yeah. Whoo!

1251. - You know, when I spoke with Miz Cracker in the workroom,

1252. I called her out on the fact

1253. that she's operating what comes out of her mouth.

1254. And I could see even in the challenge,

1255. she was producing herself.

1256. Kameron Michaels.

1257. - The runway character tonight was amazing.

1258. - But in "Breastworld,"

1259. she just hit one level of hysterical

1260. through the whole show.

1261. - And when she has that kind of epiphany,

1262. that was the moment where you were supposed to get the feels.

1263. I got nothing.

1264. - This is not the time in this competition to choke up.

1265. - No, ma'am. - No.

1266. Monet X Change.

1267. - I had the most fun watching Monet in "Breastworld."

1268. She was giving us one-liners that weren't in the script.

1269. - Because she knew the character.

1270. - I loved just watching her play.

1271. She is clearly a star.

1272. - The runway. Is it morbid that she's walking around with IVs

1273. and has lost her hair due to an illness? Of course.

1274. But, you know, these are drag queens.

1275. They can tell any kind of joke they want to tell.

1276. - I love swinging titties,

1277. but it felt more to me

1278. like a sketch I would see at a comedy show,

1279. and I was missing that level of glam.

1280. - You know, a lot of the girls come from the nightclub world,

1281. and so a lot of the gags

1282. that they plan for the runway here

1283. don't necessarily pack the same punch.

1284. Actually, I want to see her glamorous.

1285. If she'd put a big gorgeous wig on and some heels,

1286. it would have amped it up a little bit.

1287. All right, let's move on down to Aquaria.

1288. - Aquaria was really funny and lovable as a robot.

1289. - There's a moment

1290. where she walks up with like the stuffed animals,

1291. and just like even the approach is hilarious.

1292. - On the runway tonight, she is the winner...

1293. of a different runway.

1294. - That didn't look like her in 50 years.

1295. - Well, she was 11 years old when this show premiered.

1296. - Whoa. - Oh, my God.

1297. - So, you know, for a 21-year-old,

1298. that is her idea of what she's gonna look like.

1299. - Right.

1300. - Eureka.

1301. - This runway look, I don't know.

1302. She looked like Paula Dean dressed up like a witch.

1303. - There you go.

1304. - You know, tonight she said, well, I want to wear this

1305. because I like the way it feels when I twirl.

1306. Well, that's cute for you, but what about us?

1307. - Yeah. - Right.

1308. We're buying the tickets. - Yeah. Uh-huh.

1309. - And I feel like Eureka had a little rough go of it

1310. in that "Breastworld" challenge.

1311. Because we all know what Eureka can do,

1312. but I felt like she wasn't there.

1313. And that meltdown moment just wasn't working.

1314. And at the end, I still don't think it really worked.

1315. - And at the end of the day,

1316. as funny as she is, she has to deliver.

1317. - Right. - Or it's not good enough.

1318. - She is one of my favorites and I'm just like, ugh.

1319. But she has it in her to deliver.

1320. - I feel like we're being extra harsh on her,

1321. but it's because we've seen her be so good.

1322. - Yes. - That's right.

1323. - Asia O'Hara.

1324. - Have you ever watched a movie that was really good,

1325. and then in the third act, a supporting actress comes in

1326. and you go, oh, she's totally gonna be nominated.

1327. - Uh-huh. - That's how I felt about Asia.

1328. - She knows who she is,

1329. because she brought herself to that character.

1330. And like you said earlier, Ross,

1331. I preferred that over some Sarah Palin impression.

1332. - Tonight on the runway, however, you guys,

1333. I'm really confused.

1334. I just didn't buy it.

1335. I'm buying the fabulous always done pageant girl.

1336. - But, you know, hey,

1337. she was fantastic in the challenge and very funny.

1338. - She just has star power.

1339. - On that note, silence!

1340. I've made my decision.

1341. Bring back my golden girls.

1342. - Welcome back, ladies.

1343. I want to reiterate you all did amazing work this week.

1344. But we're at that point in the competition

1345. where the cuts are deep and painful.

1346. Monet X Change. On the runway, you served sag,

1347. and in "Breastworld," you had swag.

1348. You're safe.

1349. You may drag your IV to the back of the stage.

1350. - Thank you.

1351. - Asia O'Hara.

1352. Your Parah Salin was hucking filarious.

1353. Con-drag-ulations.

1354. You are the winner of this week's challenge.

1355. You've won a four-night stay

1356. at Vermont's Frog Meadow Farm Bed & Breakfast,

1357. courtesy of My Gay Getaway.

1358. - Thank you so much.

1359. My second win,

1360. especially after the catastrophe of last week,

1361. I couldn't be happier.

1362. I feel like I'm on the upward slope again.

1363. - Aquaria, the judges thought your runway look

1364. was not age appropriate,

1365. but your performance in "Breastworld" packed a punch.

1366. You are safe.

1367. - Thank you.

1368. - Eureka. This week,

1369. your performance needed a toot and reboot.

1370. I'm sorry, my dear, but you are up for elimination.

1371. Kameron Michaels.

1372. Your Silver Fox gave us a kick,

1373. but in "Breastworld," you muffed your Muffy.

1374. Miz Cracker, your Silver Fox rocks,

1375. but your "Breastworld" hostess wasn't the mostest.

1376. Kameron Michaels,

1377. I'm sorry, my dear, but you are up for elimination.

1378. Miz Cracker, you are safe and may join the other girls.

1379. Two old queens stand before me.

1380. Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me

1381. and save yourself from elimination.

1382. The time has come...

1383. for you to lip sync...

1384. for your life!

1385. Good luck and don't fuck it up.

1386. - Ladies, I've made my decision.

1387. Kameron Michaels, shantay you stay.

1388. - Thank you.

1389. - You may join the other girls.

1390. Eureka.

1391. - Yes.

1392. - Shantay you stay.

1393. - Thank you so much!

1394. I'm sorry.

1395. You really freaked me out.

1396. - That is what you call a lip sync for your life,

1397. and that is why no one is going home tonight.

1398. - Thank you so much.

1399. You got me, gal.

1400. - You may join the other girls.

1401. - Thank you.

1402. I just can't go home yet.

1403. In the blink of an eye, it was almost gone,

1404. so I ain't gonna be blinking no more.

1405. - Well, ladies, con-drag-ulations.

1406. You remain the final six.

1407. Now, remember, if you can't love yourself,

1408. how in the hell are you gonna love somebody else?

1409. Can I get an amen up in here?

1410. - Amen. - Amen.

1411. - All right. Now let the music play!

1412. - Next time on "RuPaul's Drag Race"...

1413. You'll be transforming these kings of social media

1414. into flawless drag queens.

1415. - Frankie goes to Eureka.

1416. - Mayday, mayday. Man down.

1417. - Mommy, put on my titties.

1418. - It looks so perfect.

1419. - You look sick as fuck.

1420. Brrrr!

1421. - You're coming out like the queen of hearts,

1422. and she's "Little House On The Prairie."

1423. - I've been kicking ass all fucking competition.

1424. - Oh, my motherfucking God.