RuPaul's Drag Race 10x7

1. - Previously on "RuPaul's Drag Race..."

2. You need to create your own Drag Con panels.

3. - I am trying to focus on that T.

4. - I'm a wig-aholic.

5. - You wouldn't know by looking at you.

6. - Oh.

7. - Hairlines are what can look really masculine

8. or go really femuline— Feminine. Femuline.

9. - Eureka.

10. - You are setting the tone. You did such a great job.

11. - I said that. Vixen.

12. - It was just in Yiddish a mishegas.

13. - We were very confident,

14. and they're like, fine, we don't need a moderator.

15. - Actually, you would have benefited from a moderator.

16. That was the real issue.

17. Eureka, you are the winner of this week's challenge.

18. - The Vixen, shantay, you stay.

19. Blair St. Clair, I do declare.

20. Sashay away.

21. - Sisters.

22. Vixen, you're here!

23. - That is not fun at all.

24. "Let me be your star."

25. - I'm gonna miss Blair so much.

26. She's been one of the most genuine sweet people

27. I've ever met.

28. - I am more than happy to live another day,

29. but I'm scared, because I'm giving my drag,

30. and it feels like the judges just don't get me.

31. - Congratulations on your win.

32. - Oh, yeah. Okay. - Oh, yeah.

33. - Well, this win is for my twin sister,

34. because the video tonight in "Untucked" reminded me, yeah,

35. she's the strength that I wish that I had, so...

36. - Let's just get the elephant out of the room.

37. I know you were shocked.

38. - Absolutely. - You was gagged.

39. - I was really trying to like make peace

40. with, okay, you could go home right now.

41. And I started thinking about all the queens that look up to me,

42. like, I see myself in her.

43. Y'all think I don't hold back now,

44. y'all should— y'all in trouble, 'cause—

45. - But one thing's for sure.

46. You care about these people that you're a role model to.

47. Keep that in your mind during this competition.

48. You have a level of intelligence

49. and a level of love and passion

50. that doesn't always have to be the bite from the bear.

51. You can show that love and be, you know, the—

52. - Well, thank you so much for bringing that up.

53. Even the bear is a part of why people look up to me,

54. because that is being 100% honest.

55. - I've seen The Vixen use her anger for fire and for fuel,

56. but you've got to know when to leave it alone

57. and when to use it for the greater good.

58. - I'm okay being safe, but I'm at that middle road

59. where I go, bitch, I know I'm stunning,

60. I know I'm talented,

61. and I feel like it's the clothes that I have with me

62. that are not putting me forward.

63. My issue coming in is money.

64. My look probably wasn't the strongest.

65. Was it probably the most creative?

66. Yeah, maybe, with the materials that I had

67. in making a costume literally in 30 minutes.

68. - Thank God we're addressing this problem,

69. I don't have a lot of fucking money,

70. but you know what? I make things work.

71. And to see Monique literally

72. as we're walking up the stairs to the runway,

73. she is gluing on sequins.

74. I love her to death, but you just have to step your pussy up

75. a little bit more than that.

76. - You have been safe or better

77. on outfits that you made in 30 minutes.

78. So that must mean that you have something really big going on

79. to make up for this hemless outfit.

80. Take it as a compliment.

81. - America, I may sew at the last minute,

82. but my shit is right.

83. This mug is always right. The hair always matches.

84. And the bitch's personality is right.

85. But you know what?

86. Bitch, if I am safe all the way up

87. and then I win the damn crown...

88. I'll take my check.

89. - The winner of "RuPaul's Drag Race"

90. receives a one-year supply

91. of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics

92. and a cash prize of $100,000.

93. With extra special guest judges Audra McDonald

94. and Kate Upton.

95. - Whoo!

96. - It is a randy day in the workroom,

97. and I'm ready to hopefully win a challenge this week.

98. 'Cause I feel that the gods are on my side,

99. and I'm ready to take over, darling.

100. - Whoo, girl.

101. She done already done had herses.

102. Hey, queens.

103. - Hey. - It's not about who you know.

104. It's about who you do.

105. And I'm not talking about that thing with Carrot Top.

106. That was a long time ago.

107. I was young, and he needed the money.

108. Hello, hello, hello.

109. - Yeah.

110. - Ladies, as the department of education

111. continues to make deep budget cuts,

112. we are doubling down to our commitment

113. to teach the children how to read.

114. The library is officially open.

115. - Yes.

116. Because reading is what?

117. Fundamental.

118. - That's right. First up, Kameron Michaels.

119. - Whoo, come on, Kameron.

120. - Here you are, darling.

121. Eureka, we found it.

122. Girl, how could we miss it?

123. Miss Monet X Change.

124. Ru, just an exchange?

125. I would have asked for a full refund.

126. - The Villain. I mean, The Vixen.

127. I really think it's so fierce that back in Chicago

128. you have that show called "Black Girl Magic."

129. Now can you show me a magic trick and just disappear?

130. Monique Heart, you've got a heart of gold,

131. the voice of an angel, and a hairline

132. that looks like it's been fucked with a weedwhacker.

133. - Oh, my God.

134. - The Vixen, you told us from day one

135. you are here to fight.

136. Sweetheart, why don't you fight some of those wigs

137. with some soap and water?

138. Aquaria, God's gift to makeup.

139. So sorry God didn't bless you with the gift of a personality.

140. - Kameron Michaels, I don't really have a read for you.

141. Please, just fuck me.

142. Please, just fuck me!

143. Aquaria, I love you confidence.

144. You're always telling yourself how you're beautiful,

145. how you're talented, how you're gonna win.

146. You're also a pathological liar.

147. The Vixen, do you have a housekeeper, girl?

148. Your kitchen is a mess.

149. Thank you all so much.

150. I can't wait to hear your reads about me being fat.

151. - You won't have to wait long.

152. - Eureka O'Hara, I know you've probably seen "Dumbo"

153. like a thousand times.

154. But it doesn't matter how big you paint these wings.

155. You are staying on the ground, bitch.

156. Aquaria, people don't appreciate

157. how much money you have to spend on makeup

158. when you're covering two faces.

159. - Ooh.

160. - Kameron Michaels, I think I speak for all the girls here

161. when I say we're really gonna miss you next week.

162. - Ooh! - Ooh!

163. - Eureka O'Hara, stop relying on that body fat.

164. - Miss The Vixen, though your tumbles are stunning,

165. your hair gives me tumbleweed.

166. Monet X Change, girl, you know better to be black

167. using hotel lotion.

168. - Asia O'Hara, you are the Amazon queen.

169. You get your tights from Amazon,

170. you get some of your outfits from Amazon,

171. and apparently they sell teeth, too.

172. And Miz Cracker.

173. You coin yourself as thin, white, and salty,

174. but you're forgetting bitter.

175. Bitter that you are a near titty queen

176. that had to fuck Bob the Drag Queen to get to the top.

177. - And that's shade.

178. - All right, ladies.

179. The library is officially closed.

180. The winner of today's mini challenge is...

181. Eureka.

182. Con-drag-ulations.

183. You've won a $2,000 gift card from l.a. Eyeworks.

184. - Don't be jealous of all this weight, honey.

185. 'Cause y'all are waiting to win some.

186. - Waiting for you to go home.

187. - All right, ladies.

188. Time to show me how far you can stretch

189. your charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent.

190. Because for this week's maxi challenge,

191. we're playing the Snatch Game.

192. - I am so glad and proud to have made it to Snatch Game.

193. This is a mile marker.

194. Everybody wants to be here.

195. - Pick a celebrity to impersonate,

196. and make me laugh my blank off.

197. Gentlemen, start your engines,

198. and may the best woman win.

199. - Coming up... We've got company.

200. - Baloney.

201. - Can I hear a little bit of your impersonation?

202. - Hot, freshly killed blood.

203. - It's not gonna work.

204. - Hello, RuPaul.

205. My name is Maya Angelou.

206. - Oh, my God, this week is the Snatch Game.

207. It is the greatest show I've ever seen.

208. It's almost like Christmas for drag queens.

209. - What do you have planned?

210. - I'm going to be Chyna, the wrestler.

211. - What is Chyna's voice like?

212. - It's very, like, high pitched, like up here.

213. - You sound like a ho-man.

214. - So you're definitely doing Miss Blue Ivy?

215. - Yeah. And like

216. who's more Black Girl Magic than Blue Ivy?

217. Just off her facial expressions alone,

218. I have this whole personality of what I think she is.

219. The thing about Blue is we don't know how she talks.

220. But I get a kick out of all the memes.

221. Her face is always telling you

222. that she is not in the mood for it,

223. and I relate to that.

224. - Hey, kitty girls. We've got company.

225. - Yeah!

226. - Bianca del Rio is here

227. to lead us all in a peaceful group mediation.

228. - Baloney.

229. I'm here to say everything hateful that RuPaul won't.

230. - Oh, my God, it was Bianca del Rio.

231. Her Judge Judy is legendary.

232. Probably one of the best Snatch Games in Drag Race history.

233. It's just really cool to have Bianca here

234. to give us some solid advice.

235. - Well, hello, Eureka.

236. - Hello. How are you? - Meet Bianca del Rio.

237. - Hi, Bianca.

238. - There's a lot of stuff here. - Yeah.

239. - I see a little doggy over there.

240. - Right. This is Devine,

241. and this is Honey Boo Boo.

242. - Have you done either of those before?

243. - As far as Devine, I actually find a lot of inspiration

244. from her character for Eureka the character herself.

245. Because she wasn't afraid to be ridiculous.

246. I'm not afraid to be silly and ridiculous, either.

247. - That's important.

248. - Can I hear a little bit of your impersonation?

249. - Filth. Filth is my life.

250. I am Devine. Condone cannibalism.

251. Kill everyone.

252. Blood. I love the taste of it.

253. Hot, freshly killed blood.

254. - Okay, now do Devine.

255. - That was Devine.

256. - If you have to tell us, it wasn't convincing.

257. - Yeah. Okay.

258. - Honey Boo Boo is really funny.

259. I mean, that show alone,

260. I always say, it's on the Learning Channel,

261. and it just shows you what you don't wanna be.

262. - But it is quite amusing.

263. I mean, the child is hysterical. - Yeah.

264. - I don't know if she realizes she's funny

265. or if it's just the inbreeding, but it's really amusing.

266. - I'm just a little torn.

267. - You've seen how Snatch Game works.

268. You've got to go for what you know

269. and go for the jugular.

270. I can't wait to see you out there.

271. Make me laugh. - I will do my best.

272. - Okay. - Trust me.

273. - See you later.

274. Well, hello, Monique Heart.

275. - Hello, Mama Ru.

276. - Meet Bianca. - Hi.

277. - Hi. Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.

278. So I thought I wanted to do Maxine Waters.

279. I mean, she's very much against Trump

280. and getting him out of office.

281. - And she's right, which makes it good.

282. - Boom.

283. But I auditioned with Cookie Lyon.

284. - From the TV show "Empire."

285. - So I don't know.

286. - I mean, I don't watch "Empire,"

287. so I'm unfamiliar with the character of Cookie.

288. But Maxine just seems like the obvious choice in my world.

289. - I think her only strong point was "reclaiming my time."

290. - Are you not familiar with her other slogans?

291. - She has a few that I know. Not that many.

292. Now I'm drawing a blank

293. because I'm feeling the pressure right now.

294. - That's the game.

295. - So if I asked you a question,

296. can you answer me back as Maxine Waters?

297. - Yes.

298. - Madam Congresswoman,

299. what is on the lunch menu for today?

300. - On the lunch menu today, Ru,

301. we're having greens, beans, tomatoes, yams, collard greens,

302. you name it and I'll have it.

303. - No? - Oh.

304. - I was thrown off by the soft-spoken.

305. - Well, she has this really kind of Clair Huxtable voice

306. where she hits these highs and lows when she talks.

307. - That ain't funny.

308. Make it funny, bitch.

309. - You've got to sell it.

310. - Uh...

311. - All right. I'm gonna ask you another question,

312. Madam Congresswoman.

313. Could you be friends with Trump?

314. - I surely couldn't be friends

315. with Donald Trump's little orange Cheeto ass.

316. That's what I'm talking about.

317. - Sell it. - Trust your gut.

318. - Mother Ru gets me right together.

319. It's reclaiming my time, reclaiming my time.

320. Maxine Waters it is.

321. Time to give it to the children.

322. - Hey, Asia. - Hey.

323. - Meet Bianca del Rio. - Hi.

324. - Very nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.

325. - So what are you thinking?

326. - My first choice is Whitney Houston.

327. - Oh, I love Whitney Houston.

328. - So do I.

329. - Have you done Whitney in your act?

330. - I do it in my shows all the time.

331. - And when you do it in your act,

332. does it also involve powdered sugar?

333. - It has in the past.

334. - I see, which we're probably going to stay away from.

335. - It's not gonna work.

336. I don't feel like I can make Whitney funny

337. without the whole drug thing.

338. - Now, you have a strong Texas accent.

339. Have you thought of doing a famous Texas person?

340. - Beyoncé.

341. It has been done, but I can do her voice

342. and I know what's funny and what's not funny about her.

343. - So I'm gonna ask you a question.

344. So, Beyoncé, when's the next album coming out?

345. - Well, Ru, my team and I have been working on some things,

346. and when we know, you'll know.

347. - That was not funny at all.

348. - Oh, you're killing me.

349. - Well, either she tells you now or you find out later.

350. - So Beyoncé. Any others?

351. Maybe one of the ex-members of Destiny's Child.

352. That would be funny.

353. - Um, that's all.

354. - But we knew this was coming up.

355. I mean, Snatch Game is kind of like a Drag Race staple.

356. I am upside down hanging from my toenails now.

357. I still do not know

358. what the hell I'm about to do for Snatch Game.

359. - All right, so you've got your work cut out for you.

360. - Absolutely.

361. Oh, Jesus, be with me.

362. - Coming up...

363. - Do you consider yourself funny?

364. - I don't consider myself funny.

365. I really can't form a sentence.

366. - We gonna pray.

367. - Well, hello, Miz Cracker. - Hello, Ru.

368. - Now, I see you have a pussy bow

369. on your fabulous fit form over there.

370. - Yes, I do. - The blouse.

371. And I see black hair.

372. - Would it be Edith Head?

373. - No, I'm looking for Dorothy Parker.

374. - Oh.

375. - She is an icon of comedy and the one-liner,

376. which is where I live in my comedy.

377. - Now, many people at home won't know who that is.

378. - Yeah, and what solves it

379. is that she makes everything dark, everything funny,

380. everything turns into an insult.

381. - Sounds like me.

382. - I didn't want to— I was trying not to look at you

383. when I said that.

384. - Most people try not to look at me.

385. - She wasn't ever really gross.

386. It was just taking a nice thing that someone said to her

387. and bending it backwards and jabbing them with it.

388. - Well, it is quite a challenge, though,

389. because it's the kind of humor

390. that your receivers have to think about.

391. It's not like, oh, ha-ha-ha.

392. So therein lies the challenge.

393. - But I wanna go with something that I love

394. that feels like it is absolutely me.

395. Because last week, even though I was playing,

396. I came off as mean to other people.

397. - It's not easy. This is really challenging.

398. But you've got to make it entertaining.

399. - Right. - I mean, that's the main thing.

400. - All right, Miz Cracker. Make me laugh.

401. - Thank you, guys.

402. - Aquaria. - Hi, RuPaul.

403. - Hi. - Bianca del Rio.

404. - It's so nice to see you. - It's nice to see you.

405. - Now I see a gorgeous little dress with a necklace.

406. There's a Tiffany box.

407. - I'm getting with the Tiffany box, Melania Trump.

408. - Yep. - All right.

409. Do you consider yourself funny?

410. - You know, I don't consider myself funny,

411. but I think my humor

412. comes from a very confused place in my brain.

413. - I don't get my words right.

414. I don't form sentences very well.

415. - Well, it works for our president.

416. - Yeah.

417. - So I'm trying to play that up with Melania.

418. - Yeah, I feel like words get tripped up

419. because you're thinking about

420. how you might be perceived by other people.

421. - I mean, in such a tight competition,

422. you have to be mindful of your words,

423. especially being popular online and stuff like that.

424. - Well, the thing is, when you watch "Drag Race,"

425. the realest people are really the ones you gravitate to.

426. When you take a Latrice, everybody's like, I love her.

427. Adore is another one.

428. It's those people that are really their true selves.

429. But you just need to trust your instincts.

430. - Mm-hmm. - I think that's most important.

431. - Yeah, I mean, I really can't form a sentence

432. most of the time.

433. - That's all right. You're consistent.

434. - Hey. - That's important.

435. - I definitely know

436. that my strengths lie in my look turning.

437. But this is a great opportunity

438. to show that not only am I great at being myself,

439. but I can also do a stupid silly job

440. of being another great celebrity.

441. Catch that?

442. - All right, listen up, ladies.

443. Make a splash, and don't fuck it up.

444. - Yes, Mrs. Charles.

445. - Let's go have a drink. - Let's do it.

446. - Thank you.

447. - Bye.

448. - What'd you end up deciding on?

449. - I guess I'm doing Beyoncé. - Beyoncé?

450. - I decided to do Beyoncé

451. because although it's not something I brought with me,

452. it's something that I can pull together.

453. And The Vixen is doing Blue Ivy Carter,

454. so if I'm stuck, there's another person on the panel

455. I know I can have banter with and play off of.

456. - Gotcha.

457. - Beyoncé has been crucified on the Snatch Game twice before,

458. and Asia is gonna try to resurrect her

459. for the third time?

460. All right, girl.

461. - I'll wait to play off of you

462. until you've like really established your character.

463. - I'm nervous.

464. Facts are facts.

465. Beyoncé really doesn't have personality that we get to see.

466. Blue Ivy, just like her mother, has no personality

467. as of yet.

468. So...

469. we gonna pray.

470. - Coming up... - I am always a wiener.

471. I said testosterone.

472. - Stop looking at me like that.

473. You're making me nervous.

474. - Welcome to Snatch Game.

475. Let's meet our contestants.

476. She's a Tony, Grammy, and Emmy award winner.

477. Audra McDonald, welcome to the show.

478. - Thank you. I'm so excited to be here.

479. - Who knows, maybe you'll even get an Oscar for this.

480. - Fingers are crossed.

481. - And she's graced the cover

482. of "Sports Illustrated's" swimsuit issue three times.

483. It's Kate Upton.

484. - Hi. I'm so excited to be here.

485. - Oh, we're excited to have you.

486. Are you ready to meet our stars?

487. - Yes. - Okay, here we go.

488. - Washington DC's HBIC,

489. Congresswoman Maxine Waters.

490. - Hello, Ru.

491. - May I call you Auntie Maxine?

492. - You surely can.

493. - You've got your "impeach Trump" there.

494. - Impeach Trump. He has to go.

495. The Cheeto has to go. Say it with me.

496. The Cheeto has to go.

497. - Okay. All right.

498. Up next.

499. Professional wrestler and bodybuilder Chyna.

500. Hey, Chyna.

501. - Hi, Ru.

502. - Wow, you're looking good.

503. Do you have any workout tips for me?

504. - Eating all the beef, Ru.

505. All right. Literary icon,

506. the original shady lady Dorothy Parker is here.

507. - Hello, Ru. I love spending an evening

508. making jokes with smart and beautiful people,

509. so you can imagine how disappointed I am.

510. - Up next, she woke up like this.

511. It is Beyoncé.

512. - What's your name? - I'm RuPaul.

513. - Who-Paul? - Uh-huh. RuPaul.

514. - Well, I'm glad to be here with you.

515. - All right, moving right along.

516. Author, actress, and a national treasure,

517. Maya Angelou.

518. - Hello, RuPaul.

519. Do you know why the caged bird sings?

520. - I've always wanted to know. Why does the caged bird sing?

521. - Because Mariah Carey lost the key.

522. - Oh, the shade coming from Miss Maya Angelou this evening.

523. All right, the First Lady of the United States of America,

524. Melania Trump is here.

525. - Hello, hello, hello.

526. Now, RuPaul, I did bring you a gift.

527. - Oh. Oh, is this from where I think it's from?

528. - Trinity's. - Trinity's.

529. I love Trinity's.

530. Let's see what we got here.

531. Oh, this is lovely.

532. - I hope it fits. - Thank you so much.

533. All right, up next,

534. Destiny's Grandchild, Blue Ivy is here with us this evening.

535. Hi, Blue Ivy. - Hi.

536. - You look lovely.

537. Is that from the House of Dereon?

538. - This is couture. - No, it's not.

539. That's OshKosh B'gosh.

540. - You're so tall. - Yes, I am.

541. - Okay, shut up now, girl. Shut up now. Hush now, hear?

542. - Uh-oh. Mama has spoken.

543. Up next, another gorgeous child.

544. Mama June's pride and joy Honey Boo Boo is here.

545. - Oh, my God, hi.

546. I'm Alana. I'm six.

547. And I'm a beauty queen.

548. - Yes, you are a beauty queen.

549. Have you competed in any pageants lately?

550. - Well, the last pageant I competed in

551. was Miss Trailer Park 2015, and I won.

552. - Oh, good for you. - I won.

553. - Oh, you are a winner, Honey Boo Boo.

554. - I am always a wiener.

555. - I'm sitting on the lucky side of the room.

556. I have a grown woman and an overgrown woman.

557. - Oh, how lucky for Dorothy Parker.

558. All right, now, here we go.

559. Kate, did you hear about the new Smart Phone for drag queens?

560. Instead of face recognition, it recognizes your blank.

561. Looks like Beyoncé is writing.

562. - This is the first time

563. Beyoncé's ever written for herself.

564. - Watch it, Toots.

565. - All right, Kate Upton.

566. - Charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent.

567. - Oh, that's a great answer.

568. Let's see if you matched any of the stars.

569. Maya Angelou, Maya Angelou, new Smart—are you asleep?

570. - No, sorry. I was resting my eyes.

571. - I see. Okay.

572. Did you hear about the new Smart Phone for drag queens?

573. Instead of face recognition, it recognizes your...

574. - Well, RuPaul, I've written 17 books, 19 plays,

575. 13 autobiographies and two Hallmark cards.

576. And it recognizes you're a phenomenal woman.

577. - You're a phenomenal woman. - Yes.

578. - Almost. Let's move on down to Honey Boo Boo in the house.

579. We're looking for charisma, uniqueness, nerve and talent.

580. What did you write down, darling?

581. - I really don't know how to write,

582. so just I just drew pictures.

583. My mama said if I don't know what to do, just start drawing.

584. So I put like a star, because I'm a star.

585. And I put my baby puppy,

586. because that's a puppy right there.

587. - Let's go on over to Auntie Maxine.

588. Did you hear about the new Smart Phone for drag queens?

589. Instead of face recognition, it recognizes your...

590. - Tuck touch.

591. - Tuck touch. That's a very smart idea.

592. I think you should patent that,

593. and maybe bring it up in Congress.

594. - I'll bring it up in Congress,

595. and then I'll bring it up at Drug Can.

596. - At where where?

597. - Drag Con.

598. - Poor woman can barely speak English.

599. What a disgusting—

600. - Aren't you dead?

601. - Like dust, still I rise.

602. - What's a tuck?

603. - Ask your mama.

604. - Mom, mama, mama.

605. - What's my name? What's my name?

606. - Your highness?

607. - Continue.

608. - Reclaiming my time.

609. - Please tell your granny to shut her mouth.

610. - Reclaiming my time.

611. See, let me let you know something.

612. - Oh, oh, it's starting already up in here.

613. - Stop looking at me like that.

614. You're making me nervous.

615. - Beyoncé, you seem a little hostile today.

616. - You have to be on guard with these bitches,

617. claiming that I didn't write my music and stuff.

618. - Mama, you said a bad word.

619. - Shut your mouth.

620. - I did not know Beyoncé was that kind of mother.

621. Somebody needs to call CPS for her girl,

622. because that is not cute.

623. - All right, this next one's for Audra McDonald.

624. Martha Stewart is a really bad influence on Snoop Dogg.

625. Now when he makes brownies, he puts blank in them.

626. - He puts parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme.

627. - "Scarborough Fair."

628. It's a really good song.

629. Sounds like some awful brownies.

630. - Yes. - Okay, let's go on down

631. to the First Lady of the United States of America.

632. Me-lane-ia Trump.

633. - Melania.

634. - Melania, Melania. Sorry.

635. - It's all right, Barack. No worries.

636. I went with Russian hooker urine.

637. - Russian hooker urine.

638. - It has a funny smell, but it just the right kick.

639. - That's an unusual answer. What made you think of that?

640. - I don't know. My husband does the same thing,

641. so I figured that the Snoop Dogg would probably love it.

642. - All right, Chyna.

643. Yes, look at those guns. My goodness.

644. We're looking for parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme.

645. Did we have a match?

646. I said testosterone.

647. - I ate a whole pan. - Yeah.

648. - Got my estrogen levels a little low, so...

649. - Oh. Okay.

650. Not a bad idea to put testosterone in your brownies.

651. - My husband could use some as well.

652. - Okay, Blue Ivy.

653. - My mama don't make brownies.

654. My mama don't cook. She's rich.

655. But when she gives me lunch money, she calls it royalties.

656. - Royalties. Unfortunately, not a match.

657. - I wanna go home.

658. Everybody's old and poor... and fat.

659. - Your mama.

660. - Vixen has made a daring choice.

661. I knew it could go either way,

662. and right now I see it going only south.

663. How cunning is this fox after all?

664. - All right, let's move on down to Maya Angelou.

665. - Well, RuPaul, before I answer the question,

666. these women seem very hostile,

667. and I wrote a soliloquy to inform them.

668. - Oh, I'd love to hear it.

669. We have nothing but time here.

670. - If these hos try to come for me,

671. I surely will cut thee.

672. I will not hesitate to put thou in a ditch,

673. because Maya Angelou ain't no punk bitch.

674. - Oh, it rhymes, it rhymes.

675. - All right, but did you write an answer to this?

676. - I would put my underwire in a brownie,

677. because I don't have any support here.

678. - Oh, underwire.

679. Unfortunately, Audra, it's not a match.

680. - It's still not a match, but it's good.

681. - All right, our next question is for Kate,

682. and it is our Gaily Double.

683. It's a video question.

684. - Hi, everyone. I'm Alex Trebek,

685. and I'm putting together a brand new version of "Jeopardy!"

686. just for drag queens.

687. Instead of answering in the form of a question,

688. the queens must now respond with a blank.

689. - Well, thank you, Alex.

690. That's a great question.

691. All right, Kate Upton.

692. Instead of answering in the form of a question,

693. the queens answer with a blank.

694. - With a death drop.

695. - That is a great answer.

696. I would watch that show.

697. Let's see what Congresswoman Maxine Waters—

698. Now, what district are you in?

699. - The 43rd.

700. - Is that Compton?

701. - Actually I think it is.

702. It's probably Inglewood or something like that.

703. - It surely is.

704. We—I'm the 12th—

705. one of the 12 women that are in the Black Caucus.

706. We're really involved in the black community,

707. trying to raise us up.

708. - Okay. All right.

709. So we're looking for death drop, all right?

710. What do you have, Congresswoman?

711. - I have Honey Boo Boo eating President Cheeto.

712. - Okay, Honey Boo Boo eating President Cheeto.

713. All right, I'm afraid that's not a match, Congresswoman.

714. Let's move on down to Honey Boo Boo.

715. Maybe she's got the match.

716. - Well, again, I just kind of drew pictures.

717. But whenever I really don't know,

718. and I'm in a sticky situation,

719. I just draw a smiley face on my belly, and I talk with it.

720. I'm Honey Boo Boo, y'all.

721. - That sounds like a match.

722. - That's a death drop in its own way.

723. - It's a match. - I won? I win? I win?

724. - No, she gets a point.

725. - Oh, you're welcome. - All right.

726. Here's our fourth and final question for Audra McDonald.

727. Lady Bunny's therapist said she was going crazy.

728. She said, I want a second opinion.

729. He said, okay, you're also a blank.

730. - You're also a thousand years old.

731. The truth hurts.

732. All right, let's move on down to Dorothy Parker.

733. What did Lady Bunny's therapist also say?

734. - Well, I want to say very quickly, Audra,

735. I hear you have a swimsuit issue?

736. - No, darling. That's Kate.

737. - I have one, as well.

738. It's that no one wants to see me in one.

739. Now the answer to your question, I believe,

740. is something that me and Lady Bunny have in common.

741. She's an antique.

742. - That's a match. - Yes.

743. - That's a match. All right, let's go on down

744. to our First Lady, Melania Trump.

745. What say you?

746. - I think this Snatch Game was a bit rigged.

747. - Oh, was it? You think?

748. - I haven't won any points. - You haven't won any—

749. - That's because you didn't have to suck to get any.

750. - All right.

751. Now, you still have a chance, darling.

752. I said, Lady Bunny is a wonderful entertainer,

753. a humble queen, and she keeps the show going

754. and is a handsome and smart gentleman.

755. - Close?

756. - So close, but not a match, I'm afraid.

757. - Any hole is a goal.

758. - What did you say?

759. - Any hole is a goal.

760. - My mother used to tell me that when I was little.

761. - Clearly it worked.

762. - All right, let's go down to Chyna.

763. Lady Bunny's therapist said, okay, you're also a...

764. - Well, I think we have two things in common.

765. A right answer, and another old whore right here.

766. - An old whore. I think that's probably a match.

767. It is a match.

768. - No wonder why my husband's

769. complaining about Chyna all the time.

770. - Let's move on down to Beyoncé Knowles-Carter.

771. - Boo Boo, do me a favor. Close your ears for a second.

772. I said that she is a woman whose husband cheated on her

773. and she wrote an entire album about it.

774. And y'all thought she was joking

775. and then I still made a whole bunch of money off of it,

776. so it don't even matter.

777. It's a match.

778. Continue. - Mother!

779. - I told you to close your ears.

780. - Oh, okay. - I knew that was about you.

781. - Okay. All right. Right.

782. Unfortunately not a match. No.

783. Let's move on down to Honey Boo Boo.

784. Maybe she's got the match.

785. - I drew a picture of a bunny.

786. - Oh, you did, didn't you?

787. - I'm such an artist.

788. - RuPaul, that's exactly why

789. I fight for the arts in school education.

790. - Yes, it's very important.

791. - I'm home schooled.

792. - Wow. What a game.

793. But the winner is...

794. me, because I get to go home and watch Judge Judy.

795. - Baloney.

796. - Here she is.

797. - Why wait until 4 P.M., Ru? I'm here.

798. - Well, that's our show.

799. Remember, "uh" is not an answer.

800. By-ee.

801. - Reclaiming my time.

802. - Coming up... - Honestly, Eureka,

803. I don't know how you're gonna take this,

804. but I feel like you stepped on a lot of people.

805. - Oh. - Oh.

806. - And kind of took their moment from them.

807. Do you hear me?

808. - Yeah, I hear you.

809. - Ooh.

810. - Yeah! - Get in there.

811. - Sitting on a zero.

812. - Yeah!

813. - Today's elimination day,

814. and everyone is snatched after Snatch Game, honey.

815. There are no edges in sight.

816. - It doesn't matter who did well and who did not.

817. It was traumatic.

818. - I know.

819. - Wish Melania would have bantered with me,

820. because I gave her plenty of opportunity.

821. - Ooh.

822. - It's not my job to make your Snatch Game good.

823. - Ooh.

824. - I'm just fucking with you.

825. You opened the door.

826. - Snatch Game has turned people upside down.

827. Half of us have not been to sleep.

828. Kameron is very quiet, even more quiet than usual,

829. if you can imagine that.

830. The stakes of what we're about to present to the judges

831. are really high because it may come down

832. to what we wear on the runway.

833. - Psst. Mama.

834. Ma. Mama.

835. - We're no longer related after the catastrophe of yesterday.

836. - That's not nice. How you think we did?

837. - Terrible.

838. - As a family? - Yes.

839. - I would love to get a positive critique.

840. I don't know how that feels.

841. - That's not going to happen.

842. - It's kind of random how we both did, like, the little kids.

843. - Yeah.

844. - And we both get ready beside each other.

845. - Honestly, Eureka, I don't know how you're gonna take this,

846. but I feel like you stepped on a lot of people,

847. and like, kind of took their moment from them.

848. Do you hear me?

849. - Yeah, I hear you.

850. I don't think you can blame me for that because—

851. - I'm not blaming you—

852. - I was just trying to chime in like we're supposed to.

853. You know what I mean?

854. - But I think there's a level of professionalism

855. where you know when to hold back.

856. - Vixen is just pissed

857. that Eureka did a good job in Snatch Game,

858. and that she didn't shine as bright as her.

859. Eureka was very funny.

860. She was doing what she had to do to let her presence be known.

861. I feel like if anything Asia was the one

862. like pouncing on everyone throughout the whole thing.

863. - Does anyone feel like they did something political yesterday

864. that, you know, might come back at them?

865. - Maxine Waters is the auntie

866. that says whatever she wants and can get away with it.

867. - So you. - So, well, yeah.

868. - Do you do like a lot of political numbers?

869. - I really don't.

870. - I do a lot of political numbers.

871. I feel like it's really important to do them.

872. - I agree.

873. - Especially, you know, as drag queens,

874. I feel like that's our call to duty.

875. - Yeah, to get the queer agenda out there.

876. - Exactly. All the shit going down, girl.

877. - 'Cause in Denim and Diamonds,

878. I really thought about doing homage to RuPaul,

879. and doing that confederate flag.

880. - Yeah. - Oh, that would have been cute.

881. - But tensions were really, really high in Kansas City,

882. and I just didn't want to come back and just get shot.

883. I have really not done a lot of political work

884. because I live in a former slave state.

885. Where I work, African-Americans

886. were not even allow to walk on

887. until the late sixties, early seventies.

888. So I'm very aware of what's going on,

889. however, I have to kind of make sure that I educate you,

890. but make sure that my bills are paid.

891. - I do a lot of political performances.

892. - Oh, yeah, you did say that.

893. - I wouldn't say that mine were humorous.

894. Sometimes I just like to throw it in white people's faces

895. that you know what you did.

896. - That's Vixen.

897. - I like carry like a giant crucifix on stage

898. covered in like racial slurs.

899. And then I'll like beat it until it's like broken.

900. - There's two ways I could see white people reacting to that.

901. Either A, completely silent,

902. or B, like, applauding as hard as they can

903. to like get rid of their white guilt.

904. Which one is the one that you get?

905. - Exactly. I usually get the white guilt applause.

906. They're like, yes!

907. - I think that's probably why I don't

908. because I hate dealing with the white guilt.

909. Like white fragility really bugs me.

910. - But you can make some cute coin off of it

911. if you play it right.

912. A lot of people say drag should only be an escape from reality.

913. But drag can also help us face reality

914. and deal with it.

915. What set me off and like really took me on that path

916. was after the Pride parade,

917. this bartender was posting that Southside trash ruined Pride,

918. which basically means that black people ruined Pride.

919. And so I just became another queen

920. and just started speaking up.

921. And then I was like, let me figure out who the underdogs are

922. and how I can help.

923. It is hard being a black person in America.

924. It is hard being a black gay person in America.

925. It is impossible being a black gay drag queen in America.

926. And so I spend so much time

927. keeping my mouth shut to get ahead

928. that when I feel attacked, it all comes out.

929. - Vixen just seems to be the girl

930. that has always had to defend herself and defend her drag.

931. It's like a dog you get from the shelter

932. that has been bitten and beat and abused.

933. And it's cool while you feeding it,

934. but will bite you if you look at it crazy.

935. - It's quiet time.

936. - I hate quiet time.

937. - We know.

938. - Coming up...

939. - The outfit was adorable.

940. - You never broke character.

941. - Sorry, girl, there was not much there.

942. - Welcome to the main stage of "RuPaul's Drag Race."

943. Michelle Visage, you look snatched for the gods.

944. - Like Goldie Hawn and Amy Schumer "Snatched?"

945. - You're obsessed with that movie.

946. - It's my favorite focus ever on a camera.

947. Style superstar Carson Kressley.

948. Now, is there a celebrity you get mistaken for?

949. - Oh, yeah. Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

950. But only when I wear all black.

951. - And Cover Girl Kate Upton.

952. - Hi. I'm so excited to be here.

953. - We are so excited to have you.

954. And the gorgeous Audra McDonald.

955. Now tell me. Did your six Tony awards

956. prepare you for the Snatch Game?

957. - Honey, not even a meditation in a Zen garden with Buddha

958. would have prepared me for the Snatch Game,

959. let me tell you.

960. - This week, we challenged our queens

961. to serve their best celebrity impersonations.

962. And tonight on the runway,

963. as a salute to the divine Miss M,

964. category is Mermaid Fantasy.

965. Gentlemen, start your engines,

966. and may the best woman win.

967. - First up, Monique Heart.

968. From Maxine Waters to salty waters.

969. - Not to be koi, mother darling,

970. but I am serving fishy fish realness, honey.

971. You know, getting rolled around by the Pit Crew

972. is not a bad gig.

973. I could get used to this,

974. but Jesus, I don't want nothing to happen to my legs, girl.

975. I need to walk.

976. - Yes, honey, work that omega-3.

977. - She got a fatty acid.

978. - Miz Cracker.

979. - Call her saltine now.

980. - I'm serving Barbie fresh out of the box.

981. Happy to be there, confused about why.

982. I'm giving you a little crown, and beautiful plastic titties.

983. - What do you call them? Tits.

984. - Those thingamabobs?

985. - Yes. I got 20s.

986. - Aquaria.

987. - This look brought to you by the Exxon Valdez.

988. - Black gold, Texas tea.

989. - I'm giving you head-to-toe custom

990. dripping in water and oil slick everything.

991. I have blue tears coming directly out of my eyes.

992. I can't see anything except for cyan.

993. I'm giving the most lethargic mermaid,

994. but in the most editorial way.

995. - She's fin-ished.

996. - Asia O'Hara.

997. - Ooh, from the Chernobyl Reef.

998. - Yes. Never go swimming in Love Canal.

999. - No.

1000. - I don't believe mermaids in real life are pretty.

1001. They're half woman, half fish.

1002. So my mermaid look

1003. is inspired by lionfish meets mermaid

1004. meets a sea cucumber.

1005. - Having fish and tits for dinner.

1006. - Oh, yes.

1007. I think Jason's making the tartar sauce now.

1008. - Here's The Vixen.

1009. - Well, it's obvious she has clam-mydia.

1010. - My mermaid look is heavy metal and reflective.

1011. I am spray painted.

1012. I am sequins.

1013. I am every girlie thing that I would usually avoid.

1014. But I just wanted to feel full fantasy.

1015. - She's looking for her friend Annette.

1016. - Monet X Change.

1017. - Battlestar Gill-actica.

1018. - Tuna Turner.

1019. - I'm giving you a beat up, tattered warrior mermaid,

1020. because I'm here to fight these bitches to the top.

1021. Monet is a strong, powerful warrior mermaid fish.

1022. - You wanna talk about the deadliest snatch?

1023. - Stop polluting our oceans.

1024. - Eureka.

1025. I think we're gonna need a bigger boat.

1026. - I'm giving you the biggest, baddest,

1027. most evil mermaid of them all.

1028. I think everyone expects me

1029. to be this colorful rainbow Disney princess mermaid.

1030. No, bitch.

1031. I am Ursula's cousin twice removed,

1032. drooling blood where I just ate my food.

1033. - Don't forget to floss.

1034. - Yeah.

1035. - Kameron Michaels.

1036. - Oh, it's one of the Reef Housewives.

1037. - My mermaid is a little vain.

1038. She's interested in herself and nobody else.

1039. I'm way too grand to look for Nemo,

1040. because I'm only worried about myself.

1041. She looks fishy and she knows it.

1042. - Touch this fin.

1043. Touch all this fin.

1044. - Welcome, ladies.

1045. Based on your Snatch Game performances,

1046. and your splashy main stage presentations,

1047. I've made some decisions.

1048. When I call your name, please flap your tail.

1049. Miz Cracker.

1050. Kameron Michaels.

1051. You are safe.

1052. You may leave the stage.

1053. - Well, actually you can't.

1054. Oh, Pit Crew.

1055. Miss Vanjie.

1056. - Miss Vanjie.

1057. Miss Vanjie.

1058. - The way she was moving backwards when she was doing it.

1059. - It was just like, Miss Vanjie.

1060. - Girls. - Woman named Miss Vanjie.

1061. - Ladies, you represent the tops and bottoms of the week.

1062. - Coming up...

1063. - The mermaid fantasy is absolute perfection.

1064. - It's so Italian "Vogue."

1065. - This is a competition.

1066. That's why only the strong survive.

1067. - Ladies, it's time for the judges' critiques,

1068. starting with Aquaria.

1069. - I love this whole oil spill chic mermaid.

1070. I love the latex dripping from the bodice,

1071. how the tail is kind of tattered.

1072. - it's so Italian "Vogue," and I love the hair.

1073. I'm obsessed with it.

1074. - Thank you so much.

1075. - You chose Melania.

1076. - Yeah, I mean, Melania Trump

1077. is just as cold and aloof as I am,

1078. so I figured it would be a nice way

1079. to use my weakness to my advantage.

1080. - I think you killed it.

1081. - You gave us so many great references

1082. with the help in the box, and the Michelle Obama placard.

1083. That was genius.

1084. - For me, it was the subtle things that you did.

1085. And when the focus wasn't necessarily on you,

1086. I kept going back to you anyway.

1087. And I had to keep reminding myself

1088. that's not really Melania Trump.

1089. - So I was just very impressed with everything you did,

1090. both the Snatch Game and tonight.

1091. - Thank you.

1092. - Up next, Monique Heart.

1093. - I was really excited for Maxine Waters,

1094. but you didn't really dig into who she was.

1095. You had set bits,

1096. but you weren't able to carry that throughout it.

1097. - And the kiss of death in the Snatch Game

1098. is not being present.

1099. - I tried, but as soon as anyone bantered,

1100. it just became a cluster fuck.

1101. - Which happens a lot, which is another talent

1102. of knowing when to interject and when not to.

1103. - Okay.

1104. - And tonight on the runway,

1105. I don't understand what's happening.

1106. I've got a look from here up,

1107. and I've got a look from here down.

1108. The top up is kind of like a bridal store thing for me.

1109. - And this multicolored glittery look,

1110. under the lights, it can just look a little cheap.

1111. - This really sucks, because I feel like week after week,

1112. no matter what I do, it's never what you want.

1113. - This is a competition.

1114. It's tough. It ain't easy.

1115. - No, ma'am.

1116. - That's why only the strong survive.

1117. - Boom.

1118. - Up next, Asia O'Hara.

1119. - I'm dumbfounded as to why we're wearing a mask

1120. for a mermaid fantasy.

1121. - Grasping at straws,

1122. because I didn't feel like when I got here,

1123. I didn't feel like this was enough.

1124. - I kind of loved it,

1125. because I've never thought of a mermaid like that before.

1126. I think the art is amazing, and the outfit is fabulous.

1127. - With the Snatch Game, I thought you looked beautiful,

1128. but I wished there had been more joy.

1129. - Yeah. - When did Beyoncé get so mean?

1130. - Okay, shut up, now, girl. Shut up now.

1131. - She's good old southern charm.

1132. Was there a reason why you played her so mad?

1133. - I didn't feel like the sweet route was very comedic.

1134. - When we did the walkthrough,

1135. one of the clues I dropped

1136. was the ex-members of Destiny's Child.

1137. And then you could have been angry

1138. about why's Beyoncé getting all the attention?

1139. But Beyoncé don't need a reason

1140. because she's queen of the world.

1141. In hindsight, do you get it now?

1142. - Yes. Can we do it again?

1143. - Up next, The Vixen.

1144. - The mermaid fantasy, I want that wig.

1145. The neck up is absolute perfection.

1146. - But no one wants the breasts in the armpit.

1147. That's why we all wear them— a little bra.

1148. - They're very far apart.

1149. It takes the illusion away.

1150. I can see what you look like out of drag.

1151. - Oh.

1152. - So, Blue Ivy, the outfit was adorable.

1153. I loved that she had the big old fro.

1154. - But sorry, girl, there was not much there.

1155. It needs to be more than just a few moments.

1156. There was not really anywhere you could go

1157. if you weren't going completely over the top

1158. like Honey Boo Boo.

1159. - Being next to someone who was being such a brat,

1160. my mind went to like images of Blue next to North West,

1161. and North West is having a having a fit,

1162. and Blue's like, that's not how we behave.

1163. - But it still wasn't funny.

1164. - Up next, Monet X Change.

1165. - This outfit is really cool.

1166. It feels like Wonder Woman meets the Little Mermaid.

1167. - So, a shark—what—help me.

1168. - Well, I am a warrior mermaid,

1169. fighting sharks and sea monsters and shit.

1170. - I got more of like a littering political storyline.

1171. - Oh, that, too. I meant to say that one.

1172. - Sure. And want to talk about doing your homework.

1173. We had just had somebody do Maya Angelou on "All Stars 3,"

1174. and this is how it should have been done.

1175. - Thank you.

1176. - All of the moments that you had as Maya were fantastic.

1177. When you fell asleep,

1178. and then to have the typical black family response,

1179. I was just resting my eyes.

1180. - Brilliant choice, brilliant execution.

1181. Monet is on a roll.

1182. Keep it going. - Thank you.

1183. - Up next, Eureka.

1184. - I love this Ursula finds her inner leather mama.

1185. My goodness.

1186. I wanna look like that when I go home to my husband tonight.

1187. - Alana was amazing.

1188. - Oh, thank God.

1189. - You just completely embodied her.

1190. You never broke character.

1191. - You were very smart to play a character

1192. that you could really rely on your strengths.

1193. - And you were freaking funny.

1194. You made Ru laugh.

1195. You made the other people laugh.

1196. And it was really, really well done.

1197. - Thank you so much. That means the world to me.

1198. - All right, so, ladies, I have one final question.

1199. Who deserves to go home tonight?

1200. And why? Starting with Eureka.

1201. - Oh, gosh.

1202. Honestly, maybe Asia O'Hara,

1203. because she's my biggest competition, to be honest.

1204. - Monet X Change.

1205. - Taking into account Snatch Game

1206. and tonight's assignment Mermaid Eleganza,

1207. I would have to say The Vixen.

1208. - Vixen.

1209. - I have never seen such a level of unprofessionalism

1210. as I have watching Eureka,

1211. and it baffles me that you guys enjoy her so much.

1212. It has really been very difficult

1213. working in an environment with her

1214. because she takes all the air out of the room.

1215. She's always the one who has to get the last word.

1216. - In my defense, I tell everyone all the time

1217. I'm sorry that I'm loud and I'm sorry I'm too much.

1218. - But you don't try to stop being loud

1219. or try to stop being too much.

1220. You're like, I'm sorry, but this is who I am, deal with it.

1221. - It's also a strength of mine

1222. when it comes to the confidence and acting.

1223. - But what I've seen from Eureka

1224. is I'm the one who's getting all the attention in the room,

1225. which to me is very childish,

1226. which I guess is why the characters that she's played

1227. has worked for her, because she's a child.

1228. - I'm sorry that she feels that way,

1229. but I will say one more thing.

1230. - Again getting the last word in.

1231. - I'm sorry, but I can't let her sit there—

1232. - Again.

1233. - And literally verbally attack me.

1234. Yes, I do talk too much

1235. and I'm expressive and—

1236. - But everyone doesn't have to accept it.

1237. - But I'm also extremely kind and I'm full of love

1238. because I know that sometimes I am a lot to deal with.

1239. But I can't change that.

1240. - You can try.

1241. - And I try to be understanding of people—

1242. - You weren't attacked. You're a grown man.

1243. - But I can't help it verbally attacking me

1244. in front of people that I want to have respect for my art,

1245. when I really have tried everything I can

1246. to be as kind as I can to Vixen.

1247. And that's all I'll say. I'm sorry.

1248. - All right, thank you, ladies.

1249. All right, Asia.

1250. - Because I'm an adult,

1251. and although I've grown to love her and she's my sister,

1252. I think The Vixen has the most room for growth.

1253. - Monique.

1254. - I love her so much,

1255. but I would say The Vixen,

1256. basing it totally on the challenge.

1257. She had the weakest character out of them all,

1258. and she has kind of just plateaued.

1259. - And what say you, Aquaria?

1260. - The Vixen with the way

1261. she's interpreted some of the challenges.

1262. - All right. Well, thank you, ladies, for being honest.

1263. I think we've heard enough.

1264. While you untuck backstage,

1265. the judges and I will deliberate.

1266. Just between us squirrel friends,

1267. what do you think? Aquaria.

1268. - The mermaid fantasy was my favorite of the night.

1269. It was cool. It was edgy.

1270. It told a story.

1271. - Her Melania was a really brilliant character study.

1272. - Not only was it political, it was also funny.

1273. And it actually kind of made me dig Melania.

1274. - Mm-hmm. - Which is hard to do.

1275. Monique Heart.

1276. - "Reclaiming my time" does not Maxine Waters make.

1277. There were so many things that she left out,

1278. and the most important was the comedy.

1279. - She read Maxine Waters' Wiki page,

1280. and had the top 10 facts.

1281. - I think she read the first couple lines.

1282. - Exactly. - Up on your phone.

1283. And the mermaid fantasy,

1284. it was way too disjointed for me.

1285. - It was just a mess.

1286. I like Monique, but tonight on the runway,

1287. she was just defensive and mismatching.

1288. - And the defensiveness, there's no place for that here.

1289. - No. - This is a competition,

1290. and you have to hear what the judges have to say.

1291. Asia O'Hara, our Beyoncé, oh, boy.

1292. - Every time somebody tries Beyoncé for the Snatch Game,

1293. they fail.

1294. Beyoncé is not known for an over-the-top personality.

1295. - And then the mermaid fantasy.

1296. There's was such pageant-y glamour.

1297. I wanted to see that carry through in the hair and makeup.

1298. - I disagree with you guys. Sometimes pure beauty

1299. gets to be a little bit boring.

1300. I enjoyed the fact that it was such a contrast.

1301. - The Vixen.

1302. Tonight was the prettiest I think she's ever looked.

1303. - But the body wasn't there.

1304. - And I've got to admit,

1305. I wasn't a big fan of her interpretation of Blue Ivy.

1306. - She didn't go far enough with it.

1307. - She could have had a Polish accent.

1308. - She could have rapped everything.

1309. - I got 99 dolls, but—

1310. - But my mommy won.

1311. - And it was interesting to hear

1312. that there's an abrasiveness about her.

1313. - Her sisters done threw her under the Greyhound,

1314. and there's a reason for it.

1315. - Yeah. Monet X Change.

1316. - Snatch Game, my edges are gone.

1317. She snatched them all right away.

1318. - She had every note of Maya Angelou down.

1319. Ru, may I read you a poem?

1320. - And tonight on the runway,

1321. even though it wasn't my favorite,

1322. it told me a story.

1323. Now, my story was 100% wrong.

1324. - I just didn't get it. It wasn't my thing.

1325. But I think her Snatch Game moment was so great

1326. that no matter what, she's a winner tonight.

1327. - Eureka.

1328. - I think Eureka sucks...

1329. characters into her and then lives as them.

1330. - She was able to get her jokes in,

1331. but not in an annoying way.

1332. - She did really well with bantering with the other girls.

1333. - My favorite thing was the brilliant idea

1334. of answering all the questions with pictures.

1335. - Then drawing on herself at the end.

1336. I loved it so much.

1337. - But tonight on the runway, it was just kind of basic.

1338. I didn't think she needed the blood at all.

1339. - I just thought she did everything right.

1340. Character, makeup, all of it.

1341. That's someone who is obviously detail oriented in everything.

1342. She's very impressive.

1343. - Let's hear what Alex has to say.

1344. And Alex, please answer in the form of a question.

1345. - What is chunky, yet funky?

1346. - All right, for the Latrice Royale reference.

1347. He's a fan of the show.

1348. - I know. - You can tell.

1349. - All right, silence.

1350. I've made my decision.

1351. Bring back my gills.

1352. - Welcome back, ladies.

1353. I've made some decisions.

1354. Aquaria, from the Snatch Game to the runway,

1355. this week we bought what you were selling

1356. hook, line, and sinker.

1357. Con-drag-ulations. You are the winner of this week's challenge.

1358. - Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo.

1359. - You've won a six-night stay

1360. at the Grove Hotel and Ice Palace on Fire Island.

1361. - Whoo! I've finally won my second challenge.

1362. And Snatch Game to add.

1363. - Eureka, Monet X Change...

1364. You are both safe.

1365. - Thank you.

1366. - The Vixen,

1367. playing Beyoncé's child was not your destiny.

1368. I'm sorry, my dear, but you are up for elimination.

1369. Asia O'Hara,

1370. your snatch was not the catch of the day.

1371. Monique Heart, your Auntie Maxine

1372. hit some rough waters.

1373. Asia O'Hara...

1374. You're safe.

1375. - Monique, I'm sorry, my dear, but you are up for elimination.

1376. - America, if I could cuss in this competition right now

1377. and just scream the capital F.

1378. America, y'all say it for me right now.

1379. One, two, three. Thank you.

1380. - Two queens stand before me.

1381. Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me

1382. and save yourself from elimination.

1383. - The time has come...

1384. for you to lip sync...

1385. for your life.

1386. Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

1387. - She don't know the words!

1388. - Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo.

1389. - Ladies, I've made my decision.

1390. The Vixen...

1391. shantay, you stay.

1392. - If there's one thing I learned from you, Ru,

1393. it's unless they paying your bills,

1394. pay them bitches no mind.

1395. Thank you.

1396. - Monique, it breaks my heart to say sashay away.

1397. - I appreciate you for giving me this opportunity.

1398. I'm sorry I let you down, and I love you all.

1399. Thank you.

1400. - Now sashay away.

1401. - Bye, girls. - Bye. We love you.

1402. - The heart may leave right now, but it's not gone.

1403. It's still beating full of love.

1404. - Love you.

1405. - America, I didn't know my words,

1406. and I have to own that.

1407. You may clock my lip sync, America,

1408. and you may clock, oh, the bitch is horrible.

1409. What the hell is she doing? Da-da-da.

1410. But you cannot say that the bitch didn't try.

1411. I got my Ru-ward.

1412. I made America know my name,

1413. a little girl from Kansas City that no one knew.

1414. And that's a fact,

1415. and facts are facts.

1416. - Con-drag-ulations, my queens.

1417. And remember, if you can't love yourself,

1418. how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?

1419. Can I get an amen up in here?

1420. - Amen. - Amen.

1421. - Amen.

1422. - All right, now let the music play.

1423. - Next time on "RuPaul's Drag Race..."

1424. It's time to pay tribute to the one and only Cher.

1425. - Hey. - Oh.

1426. - Girl, I'm Disco Cher.

1427. - American Horror Story, Cher Edition.

1428. - You set the bar very, very high.

1429. That's called show biz, kid.

1430. - I actually left, had a whole Grindr hookup, and came back.

1431. - Hey, babes.