1. - Previously on
"RuPaul's Drag Race"...
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2. You'll be appearing
on the daytime talk show
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3. Bossy Rossy.
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4. - I think we're ready
for the breakthrough.
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5. - Oh, my God.
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6. - Mayhem Miller.
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7. - It just was overshadowed
by Dr. Dill.
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8. - Monét X Change.
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9. - You have to be
over the top and insane
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10. with this kind of comedy,
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11. and it just fizzled out for me.
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12. - Eureka.
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13. - You were a big baby.
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14. - I thought you were amazing.
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15. - Eureka, you are the winner
of this week's challenge.
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16. Monét X Change,
shantay, you stay.
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17. Mayhem, sashay away.
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18. - Ooh.
- Whew.
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19. - She's the other quiet girl.
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20. She's the other quiet girl.
Now I'm alone.
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21. - She led by example.
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22. You better pipe the up.
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23. Chirp, chirp.
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24. - I feel so bad
even wiping this down.
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25. For me to be in the bottom two
a second week in a row,
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26. it is so disheartening.
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27. I walked in here
feeling so strong,
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28. but here,
it's just not shining through,
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29. and I just...
I don't know.
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30. - You killed it tonight, girl.
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31. - Well, girl, I destroyed
my entire garment, girl.
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32. - You will buy a new one,
and it'll be the accurate cut.
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33. No shame.
Facts are facts.
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34. - Yeah!
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35. - No shame.
Facts are facts.
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36. Love you. Facts are facts.
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37. - All right, brown cow.
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38. - Ooh, all right.
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39. - Monét has
an incredible reputation
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40. being one of the funniest people
in New York.
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41. So I don't understand why
she's buckling under pressure.
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42. - I have
a lot of mixed feelings,
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43. because I was finally
able to make my comedy
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44. come through
in this competition.
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45. But I came here to win.
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46. - You always get so close
to winning.
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47. This is like the third time.
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48. - Girl, always the bridesmaid.
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49. - The Susan Lucci
of Season 10.
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50. - Every win
is a step towards the crown,
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51. and I have not won
a single challenge.
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52. I've got to start
that winning streak.
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53. - Let's get
the out of drag.
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54. - Get me out of this
country couture clown suit.
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55. - Monét X Change,
drag, girl.
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56. - I'm so happy you're here.
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57. - I'm throwing this outfit away.
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58. - Girl, do whatever
you feel is best.
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59. - Monét is a fierce queen
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60. and I love her to death,
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61. but her drag
is very hit or miss.
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62. She's always got on
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63. these little bitty
Dennis the Menace wigs.
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64. - Move, bitch.
Come on and walk.
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65. Come on and walk, bitch.
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66. - If another time comes
when you're not fabulous
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67. in the challenge, if you don't
look great on the main stage,
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68. you're going home.
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69. - Asia, your back is ashy.
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70. They ought to dock you.
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71. - And your talent
is in the bottom two.
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72. - The winner
of "RuPaul's Drag Race"
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73. receives a one year supply
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74. of Anastasia Beverly Hills
cosmetics
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75. and a cash prize of $100,000.
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76. With extra special guest judges
Kumail Nanjiani
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77. and Emily V. Gordon.
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78. - Come on, come on,
let's go, let's get it.
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79. Get it.
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80. - Today is a new day.
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81. I'm so happy
to be here right now.
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82. I'm so happy to be here.
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83. I'm feeling
pretty secure right now.
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84. I want to feel
more than insecure.
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85. I want to feel like
I'm at the top of the heap.
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86. - We live to die another day.
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87. - Hee hee hee hee hee.
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88. - This laugh is unacceptable.
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89. - That should be the laugh
to the commercial break
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90. on "RuPaul's Drag Race."
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91. Hee hee hee hee hee.
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92. - Ooh, girl.
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93. She done already
done had herses.
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94. My queens, at this point
in the competition,
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95. it's time to separate the pros
from the cons.
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96. America's next drag superstar
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97. needs to walk up in the club
merch first.
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98. And, yes, I do take the EBT.
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99. - Come on, merch first.
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100. - Hello, hello, hello.
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101. - Hi.
- Hi.
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102. - Yes, Mrs. Charles.
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103. - Ladies, for today's
mini challenge,
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104. we're going to play the new game
that's sweeping the nation.
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105. Sitting on a Secret.
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106. Here's how you play:
blindfolded,
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107. you take turns
identifying mystery items
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108. simply by sitting on them.
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109. Whoever guesses
the most objects wins.
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110. Are you ready?
- Yes.
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111. Let's play...
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112. First up, Monique.
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113. It's time to start relying
on that booty.
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114. - The secret is a fax machine.
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115. - Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.
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116. - You're very careful
about what you sit on.
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117. - You better believe it.
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118. Usher's out here
giving people the drip-drip.
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119. You've got to be careful.
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120. - Slightly feels like
a transformer.
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121. - Oh!
- What is your booty saying?
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122. - It's saying it's breakable,
whatever it is.
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123. A fax machine?
- Yes.
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124. - Girl, y'all got me in here
sitting on a fax machine?
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125. - Just the fax, ma'am.
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126. The secret is an eggplant.
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127. - Ooh. It was bigger
than I expected, Ru.
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128. - You've got to use
your between me down there.
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129. - It feels good, Ru.
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130. - You're sitting on a secret.
What is it?
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131. - It's squishy, but it
hasn't exploded on me yet.
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132. - What are you sitting on?
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133. - An avocado?
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134. - Feels like an eggplant.
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135. - Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding.
- Is that right?
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136. Whoo!
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137. - The secret is a traffic cone.
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138. - Am I getting it?
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139. This is different.
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140. - Oh, she gonna
cock one leg up—
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141. Ooh, girl, yes, honey.
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142. You think it's gonna hurt,
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143. but if you want it,
it will not hurt.
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144. - A traffic cone?
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145. - You are absolutely right.
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146. The secret is a bag of chips.
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147. What what's in your butt?
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148. - A bag of chips.
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149. - Yes! All right, Eureka,
have a seat.
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150. - Ooh!
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151. - Was that you?
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152. - That one might have been me.
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153. The secret is a pork chop.
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154. It goes great with apple sauce.
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155. - Pork chop.
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156. - Yes, ma'am.
- Yes!
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157. - Pork chops and apple sauce.
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158. - Come on, "Brady Bunch."
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159. - I can pick it up,
but I can't say what it is.
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160. Girl, I'm Jewish.
Am I sitting on ham right now?
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161. Is this ham?
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162. The secret is marshmallows.
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163. What does your butt say?
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164. - Definitely smooth.
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165. - Work it out, girl.
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166. - Ah, spaghetti?
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167. - Use your tuchus.
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168. Yeah, move it around.
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169. - Just gotta get in there now.
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170. - Yeah.
- Ugh.
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171. Are they marshmallows?
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172. - Yes! Lady Columbo.
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173. The secret is a real fish.
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174. - It's like squishy.
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175. I can't tell
if it's cold or wet.
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176. Is it a slab of bacon?
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177. - Feel anything?
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178. - I'm doing my kegels.
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179. - Is it an Easter egg?
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180. - This is flat
and a little cold,
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181. so I want to say Aquaria.
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182. The secret is a cake.
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183. Back your booty up.
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184. - Oh, my God.
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185. - Oh, she's weird.
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186. - Oh, I don't want to.
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187. - Oh, my God!
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188. What is this?
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189. - Would it be
a chocolate cream pie?
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190. - It smells like cake.
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191. I can already smell it.
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192. - I'm sitting in cake.
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193. - Oh, is this cake?
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194. - It certainly is.
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195. - Aah!
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196. Ladies, you did
such a great job,
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197. but one of you
really kicked butt.
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198. The queen who guessed the most
objects is Asia O'Hara.
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199. Con-drag-ulations.
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200. You've won a $2,000 haircare
package from Art Lab Salon.
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201. Now, four years ago
I created RuPaul's Drag Con,
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202. a magical event for young
and old, gay and straight,
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203. to come together to celebrate
love, laughter, and diversity.
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204. Now, for a queen, it's a chance
to entertain and inspire
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205. as she shares
the art and power of drag,
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206. and make a few coins
on the side if she wants to.
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207. - Aah!
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208. - So for this week's
maxi-challenge,
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209. you need to create
your own Drag Con panels.
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210. - Ooh!
- Oh, wow.
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211. - Now, working
in groups of three,
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212. you need to prepare
a panel discussion, a demo,
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213. and be prepared
to answer questions
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214. in front of a live audience.
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215. Now, one group
will focus on body,
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216. one on face,
and another on wigs.
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217. Now, in the spirit of Drag Con,
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218. I'll let y'all pick your own
groups and panel topics.
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219. - When Ru says that
we can pick our own teams,
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220. I'm like, all of these girls
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221. are gonna avoid me
like the plague, girl.
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222. They're gonna be like, we do not
want this tainted bitch.
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223. So I'm just mentally
preparing myself.
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224. - Ready? Go.
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225. - Wigs.
- Face. You wanna do face?
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226. - I think Monét having been
in the bottom twice,
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227. and because I am
one of the quieter ones,
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228. we were just kind of
frozen in the moment,
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229. like I hope somebody picks me.
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230. - I wanna do body.
- I wanna do body, too.
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231. - I look at Monét and Kameron,
and no one's rushing at them.
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232. So I say, hey, do y'all
wanna work with me?
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233. Let's do this together.
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234. - Work.
- Yeah.
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235. - All right, Blair, The Vixen,
Miz Cracker, you're a team.
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236. Monét, Kameron,
and Eureka, you're a team.
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237. And Asia, Monique,
and Aquaria, you're teammates.
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238. - Eureka's team,
that is an interesting group,
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239. because this is
a speaking challenge.
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240. Kameron doesn't talk a lot
and Eureka talks too much.
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241. And then Monét
was in the bottom last week.
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242. So all of them have issues
that they're battling,
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243. so we'll see how that goes.
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244. - Gentlemen, start your engines,
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245. and may the best woman win.
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246. Coming up...
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247. Uh, one more thing.
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248. - I's worried.
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249. - You'll be presenting
your Drag Con panels
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251. - Stop!
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252. - Aah!
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253. - All right, all right,
body it is.
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254. - Okay.
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255. - Oh, damn.
Okay, okay, it's a party.
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256. - For today's maxi-challenge,
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257. we'll be doing
our own Drag Con panels,
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258. focused on face, body, and hair.
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259. - So I'm gonna let y'all
open and look in that,
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260. and I'm gonna take notes.
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261. - In this challenge,
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262. you have to call upon
your skills to own a room.
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263. So you need personality, banter,
and drag knowledge.
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264. - Obviously
I've been to Drag Con
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265. and I've been on panels before,
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266. so we need to make sure
that we have a direct plan.
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267. Now, they say who's gonna be
a moderator.
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268. Basically that's just someone
that starts it
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269. and someone
that pushes questions.
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270. Which I don't mind doing that,
if y'all don't mind.
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271. - Yeah, I think since
you have the experience.
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272. - I am putting my trust
in Eureka
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273. because I think she knows
what she's doing.
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274. - I'm basically focusing on
how to shape the big-girl body.
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275. - Yeah.
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276. - Getting the body
you want in drag,
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277. no matter your shape
to begin with.
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278. - If you can proportion
your body out,
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279. that's when sexy
comes into play.
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280. So that's what
I'm gonna be focusing on,
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281. is just, like,
proportionizing a big figure.
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282. - Branding the word
"proportionizing"
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283. I think will be really genius.
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284. - Girl, is that even a word?
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285. - It is today.
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286. - Proportionizing.
- Proportionizing.
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287. - Creating
the perfect silhouette.
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288. - Yes.
- That's everything I live for.
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289. - Light bulb!
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290. Now, all y'all Webster
dictionary-holding mofos,
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291. don't get crazy.
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292. But we've created a word,
and it's "proportionizing."
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293. Today we will be discussing
proportionizing.
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294. - Eureka's team,
they have that awful tag line.
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295. - Because we are...
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297. - Oh, God.
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298. Stop!
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299. - Hey, cutie-girls.
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300. Who's ready
for RuPaul's Drag Con?
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301. - Yeah!
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302. - Hey, ladies.
- Hey, RuPaul.
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303. - I'm excited about your panel.
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304. It's all about makeup, right?
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305. - Correct.
- Now you're an Instagram queen.
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306. Where'd you learn?
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307. - I just learned
from practicing in my bedroom.
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308. - Uh-huh. Now, Asia, what are
you gonna bring to this panel?
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309. - I used to do makeup
for Chanel,
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310. and I wanna talk about some of
the technical aspects of makeup.
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311. - But just remember
a lot of times
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312. when people go into a situation
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I'm the authority,
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314. out the window goes all the fun
and all the joy of it.
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315. You have to convey
the joy of makeup.
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316. - Yes, ma'am.
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317. - You know,
people always ask me,
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318. can you give me a makeup tip?
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319. People want fast things
that they can use immediately.
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320. How do you contour a nose?
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321. How do you put on
a false eyelash?
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322. - Ru dropped little nuggets,
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323. and I surely picked up them
little chicken nuggets, honey.
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324. Dipping sauce, hot mustard.
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325. I'm gonna get 'em,
because I'm not going home.
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326. - Hey, ladies.
- Hey, Ru.
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327. - Now, who's been to Drag Con?
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328. - I have.
- You have?
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329. - Yes.
- You two are fired.
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330. What is your panel
gonna be about?
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331. - Wigs.
- Yes.
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332. - Synthetic or humanoid?
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333. - Synthetic.
- I prefer synthetic.
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334. - Something to match
your personality.
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335. Now, you do hair.
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336. - Yeah, we all work with hair.
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337. - What do you think
in your panel
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about wigs
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340. - For me,
people ask me all the time
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341. what to do underneath the wig
to make sure the bitch stays on.
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342. - I actually teach wig classes.
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343. I work full-time, besides drag,
with a theater company,
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345. - I love that.
Now, there are three of you.
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who's gonna run the show?
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347. Who's gonna moderate the panel?
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348. - We're really gonna take turns,
like, teaching the class.
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for queens to hang out,
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351. so we're gonna put that
at the forefront.
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352. - It's a great opportunity
to hang out also,
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353. but over the years, I have
branded every damn thing I can.
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354. And you know, that's what
you should be doing, too.
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355. Just make sure you're funny.
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356. Life doesn't have to be
so darn serious.
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357. Now, I said "darn"
because of you, Blair.
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358. I just didn't wanna cuss
in front of you.
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359. - I am so happy
that we have wigs.
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360. Our plan is to focus
on having a lot of fun
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361. and keeping it light-hearted.
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362. - Hey, ladies.
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363. - Hi, Ru.
- Hello.
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364. - So this body-ody-ody.
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for your bodies.
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366. Now, Kameron,
you have a man's body.
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367. - I work out
about six days a week at home.
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- I feel like
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369. there's not a lot of bodybuilder
drag queens out there,
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370. so I think that's something
that I need to bring to light,
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371. is the muscle queens.
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372. - And that's the topic
of your portion of the panel?
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373. - Yeah. My portion is gonna be
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374. how to feminize
a masculine body.
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375. - There's a lot of padding
going on there.
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376. - There is, yeah.
- I don't even wanna know
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377. what your couch at home
looks like.
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378. - Torn apart to pieces.
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379. - Ms. Monét, last week,
you were on the talk show
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380. as someone who is addicted
to eating her—
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381. - Eating her pads.
- Hip pads.
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any hip pads.
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383. You were in the bottom
last week.
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384. - I was.
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you won't be making
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387. - I shan't.
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388. - Monét is gonna
have to find the direction
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with this panel.
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let her do it.
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going into this panel,
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to be entertaining,
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and have fun.
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395. Well, I will see you out there.
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396. - Thank you, Ru.
- Thank you.
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397. - All right.
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398. All right, gather round,
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your Drag Con panels
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extra-special guest judges.
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"The Big Sick,"
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and Emily Gordon.
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and one more thing.
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the fans fall in love with you,
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because tomorrow,
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408. the audience will be rating
each panel and each queen.
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409. - Ooh!
- Ooh!
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and don't it up.
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411. - I'll go, Aquaria,
tell them the why behind the—
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and contour, and you can say—
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I have other, like—
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than just the—
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415. - Aquaria, I want you to think
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at least say it right now,
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417. and that way you're not trying
to think of it in that moment.
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whole chain is Aquaria,
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419. because just in conversation
she fumbles, which is fine.
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in public speaking.
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that she'll get lost
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and execute.
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this is how this is done.
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426. Like...
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427. - I don't know how I feel about
Aquaria's communication skills.
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428. Does she look great? Yes.
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429. Would I wanna sit and listen
to her on a panel? No.
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430. I's worried. I is worried.
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431. - Coming up...
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432. - Where other queens have
a large repertoire of drag
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433. to choose from, I don't.
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434. Should I make a—
like, a dress-gown?
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435. So within 30 minutes, I have
to come up with a garment.
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436. - Painted for what?
- Filth.
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437. - Honey.
- Filth. Filth.
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438. - I feel good about today,
honestly.
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439. Drag Con's the most incredible
experience I've ever had.
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440. - Organic, organic.
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441. Today we're doing
a Drag Con panel
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442. in front of a live audience
and the judges.
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443. I really wanna shine
and really do well today.
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444. After the past two weeks
that I've been through here,
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445. I'm nervous.
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446. - Don't even worry about that.
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447. those days,
you know what I'm saying?
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448. That don't even exist anymore.
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449. - Your accent, you just make
everything sound so sweet.
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450. And your accent's
making it all okay.
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451. And I'm like, I believe
what this bitch is saying.
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452. - Eureka is a legend
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453. for being very loud
and very boisterous,
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454. but I like working
with Eureka. She's fierce.
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455. I think those are the hos
with a problem, really.
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456. - Well, we're gonna do good.
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457. - Yeah, I think so, too.
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458. - We are.
- I'm excited.
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459. - Ru said that one of
the most important parts
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460. of this challenge
is that the audience
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461. is also going to pick, like,
someone that they really liked,
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462. or they're kind of
almost like a fan favorite.
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463. - Right.
- So I think
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464. one of the most important parts
of this entire challenge
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465. that a lot of people
are forgetting—
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466. they're really focused
on content—
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467. is to be super likeable.
- Yeah.
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468. - I always like to try and plan
things out before I do them,
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469. and I'm like, what can I do?
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470. So this is my stats notebook
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471. that has everything
from cast challenges
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472. to statistics of things that
we can possibly be doing,
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473. because I am so completely anal
and OCD.
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474. I think we need to have fun.
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475. It's just talking
like normal girls would,
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476. like a Sunday brunch.
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477. - Yeah, exactly.
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478. - Today's runway theme
is Hats Incredible.
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479. America, every single one
of these runway looks,
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480. I am having to put together
at the last minute.
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481. I'm just trying to figure out
what should I do for the bottom.
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482. Should I make
like a dress-gown?
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483. - Yeah.
- Where other queens
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484. have a large repertoire of
drag to choose from, I don't.
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485. A lot of my looks are having
to be made in the workroom,
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486. and it's because
of the lack of money.
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487. I can just put elastic
around the waistband,
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488. just to make it fast.
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489. Honey, I am the MacGyver
of drag.
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490. I will jimmy-rig that bitch
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491. right before it is time
for me to get onstage,
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492. whether it is hot-glued,
safety-pinned, bobby-pinned.
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493. - That's gonna be very Naomi
from "Mama's Family."
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494. Remember the daughter-in-law
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495. that always had the off
the shoulder ruffle tops? No?
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496. - I came to this competition
with glitter and Jesus,
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497. and, bitch,
I'm making it work, okay?
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498. - How you feel about your panel?
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499. - I feel great about my panel,
girl, but—
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500. - Who is this?
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501. - That's me, bitch.
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502. - Wait, what? Oh, my God.
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503. Was that a conscious decision
you made to look like that?
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504. - Yeah, so I started going
to the gym with a boyfriend.
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505. - Did you do drag here
at this point?
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506. - No. There's a running joke
in Nashville
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507. that if I'm not doing drag,
I'm in a relationship.
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508. And he was one of the people
that was like,
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509. you're never
gonna do drag again.
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510. And I threw half my drag in
the dumpster when I dated him.
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511. And then we broke up and I
wanted to come back to drag.
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512. I couldn't leave it.
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513. And now I have muscles
and tattoos,
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514. and it's a whole 'nother world
from what that first picture is.
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515. So it's like—
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516. - Yeah. In the beginning,
I really struggled
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517. finding a balance
between my new body
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518. and the drag that I was used to.
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519. It was a challenge
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520. when I came back
and started doing drag again,
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521. because the girls were like,
oh, now you look like a dude.
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522. You look like a boy,
you look like a man in—
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523. like a man in a dress
because your arms are so big.
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524. So it made me self-conscious.
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525. You know, I didn't show my arms,
and that's challenging.
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526. I mean, in drag,
I can't wear spaghetti straps,
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527. can't wear halter tops.
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528. So, you know, I kind of threw
that away when I came here.
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529. It doesn't matter
what your body shape is,
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530. you should be able to, you know,
put on a dress and put on a wig
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531. and go get your life
and perform for people.
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532. - I'm so inspired,
I'm gonna go on a diet.
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533. - Girl.
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534. - I'm just joking, just joking.
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535. - You said that your parents
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536. don't even know
that you do drag?
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537. - So what it is is that I wasn't
raised by my biological parents.
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538. I was raised
by my aunt and my uncle.
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539. - Right.
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540. - They don't know I do drag,
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541. but everyone else
in my family does.
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542. I grew up in St. Lucia.
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543. I'm from the West Indies,
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544. and people just don't
live out in the open
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545. as being homosexual or gay,
lesbian, trans, bi,
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546. anything in the Caribbean,
period.
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547. The islands are not the most
welcoming to homosexuality,
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548. so I won the Ms. Gay Caribbean
Pageant, you know that.
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549. - Oh, yes, I do, girl.
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550. - In 2014, I won
a small pageant in Brooklyn,
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551. and at the end of the pageant
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552. they're taking
all these pictures.
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553. I'm like, I'm the winner,
of course.
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554. Please take my picture.
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555. The pageant was on Saturday.
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556. I wake up Monday morning
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557. with, like, 27 missed calls
from my mom.
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558. I'm like, what happened,
what is going on?
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559. They sent an article back
to St. Lucia
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560. with me in drag
on the cover of the newspaper,
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561. the only newspaper
on the entire island,
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562. and it's me talking about
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563. St. Lucia's first gay
pageant winner
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564. wins this thing.
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565. - She called me, she was like,
what is going on?
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566. Are you trans, you're gay, what
is all this going on?
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567. I'm like, no, I was just
doing it for a movie thing
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568. and it got misconstrued.
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569. It was the craziest thing
in my life, girl.
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570. In retrospect I should have just
said, hey, I'm a drag queen.
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571. But I, like, lied about it,
and there's a small sliver of me
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572. that thinks that
they might reject me,
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573. and that is why
I don't want to say it.
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574. It's very scary.
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575. - What is your hat look
inspired by tonight?
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576. - It's like a broad-brimmed hat,
and it's covered in hair.
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577. - Work.
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578. - I'm hoping that
it doesn't look too homemade.
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579. - Girl, that's what I'm hoping,
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580. because I had to rework
my complete hat.
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581. - I watched her make that
30 minutes ago.
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582. I cannot believe—
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583. - I'm just hoping that
Michelle lives for it.
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584. - Every time
we're out on the runway
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585. you are passing your outfit
through the sewing machine
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586. one more time, and then the
judges, they tend to like it.
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587. - You know, truthfully,
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588. outside of that so-called
brown-cow-giraffe,
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589. they really did live.
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590. I brought
some constructed looks,
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591. and then I brought
a lot of fabric.
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592. It is something that
I have been struggling with.
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593. However, there have been
a lot of bitches
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594. that had a lot more
than me that have gone home,
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595. and that's a fact.
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596. - Vangie.
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597. - Vangie.
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598. - Coming up...
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599. - Eureka O'Hara
is the big-body beautiful.
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600. - Ow!
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601. Ow, my eye. That hurt.
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602. - At what?
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603. Welcome to the main stage
of "RuPaul's Drag Race."
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604. I'm her number-one fan,
Michelle Visage.
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605. - Um, stalker.
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606. Security!
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607. - From the talk show
Bossy Rossy,
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608. it's Ross Mathews.
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609. - Thank you for watching.
We'll be right back.
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610. - And the super-talented couple
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611. behind the smash hit movie
"The Big Sick,"
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612. Kumail Nanjiani
and Emily Gordon.
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613. Now, Kumail, what do you think
of Michelle's silicone valley?
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614. - Exquisite.
It's very hard to not look.
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615. - And Emily, who's the bigger
"Drag Race" fan, you or Kumail?
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616. - That would have to be me,
but to be fair,
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617. I'm probably the biggest fan
in the universe,
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618. so it's not really
a fair comparison.
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619. - Thanks for the warning.
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620. Now, this week,
we challenged our queens
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621. to create RuPaul's
Drag Con panels
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622. that make you go, whoa.
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623. And later on the runway,
category is Hats Incredible.
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624. - Gentlemen,
start your engines,
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625. and may the best woman win.
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626. This is an extra-special edition
of RuPaul's Drag Con.
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627. Please welcome to the stage
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628. Eureka, Monét X Change
and Kameron Michaels.
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629. - Oh, my God.
- Yeah.
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630. - Hello, y'all.
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631. - Looking live.
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632. - Yes!
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633. - Welcome, ladies and gentlemen.
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634. My name is Eureka O'Hara.
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635. I'll be doing a little
moderating today for our panel.
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636. Proportionizing.
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637. Creating
the perfect silhouette.
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638. - Ooh.
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639. - We're gonna start with the
beautiful Ms. Kameron Michaels.
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640. - We all have
different proportions
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641. that we need to adjust
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642. when going from boy
into female drag.
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643. I am the body-builder Barbie.
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644. I have an upside-down
triangle shape
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645. because I have
really broad shoulders.
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646. - Isosceles.
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647. - Girl, the only triangle
I know about
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648. is the food pyramid.
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649. - You know, I've tried
to proportion my body
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650. after superheroes
in comic books,
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651. just that nice big bust,
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652. that tiny little waist,
and big old hips.
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653. So these are my hip pads.
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654. In case you've never seen one,
this is what they look like.
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655. And then
when it comes to my bra,
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656. I just sew
the little bra inserts
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657. from the craft department
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658. so I can literally
strap it on and go quick.
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659. - All right.
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660. - So that's how I create
my perfect shape,
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661. because we are what?
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662. Proportionizing!
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663. - Yes, girl, There you go.
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664. - Now Ms. Monét,
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665. I have to create my shape
on the bottom
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666. because I am a flat pancake
in the back,
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667. but you've got a big old booty
back there, girl.
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668. - Oh, doesn't she?
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669. - Yeah!
- Ooh!
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670. - Well, listen, I come from
a long line of big-booty Judys.
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671. My grandmother,
my great-great-grandmother,
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672. my great-great-great-great-great
grandfather.
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673. And, yeah, so we do have
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674. very nice, plump bottoms
in my family,
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675. but not all of us got titties
and hips and stuff like that.
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676. So I had to figure out
how to, like,
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677. make my body look good
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678. so that I can get the menses,
you right there, sir.
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679. So what I would do is
I would take these old tights,
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680. when they ripped, instead of
throwing these in the garbage,
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681. what you do is you fold them up
about three or four times
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682. and you safety-pin it
so that they all stay together.
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683. Then what you wanna do
is pull your titty fat,
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684. your man-boobs, and put it
right here in the pocket,
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685. you know what I mean?
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686. So you still get
a nice cleavage.
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687. Can we see that?
- Girl, she has tricks for tits.
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688. - Yes.
- Tricks for tits!
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689. - Because we are what?
- Proportionizing!
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690. - Amen?
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691. Now, speaking
of proportionizing,
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692. we all know Eureka O'Hara
is the big-body beautiful.
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693. You're all about it, girl. Ow!
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694. Ow, my eye. That hurt.
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695. - But, yeah, so I remember
when I was younger
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696. I was made fun of for being big.
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697. So when I started doing drag,
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698. I didn't want to add a lot
of padding to my body shape.
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699. I didn't want to look bigger.
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700. But what I learned
is that as a female,
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701. you want to have a tight waist,
a big hip, and a big breast.
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702. Girl, I wear a 52H bra.
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703. - Wait, wait, wait, wait.
A what?
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704. - 52H.
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705. - That is eight letters in,
bitch, okay?
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706. - She can count and do her ABCs.
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707. But if you proportion
your body as a female,
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708. it actually
makes you look thinner.
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709. So as a boy, I look like
a cup of pudding.
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710. And as a female,
I look like a diva.
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711. And I'm giving you cinch
and hip and butt,
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712. and I'm sweeping every hallway
as I walk through it.
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713. You know what I mean?
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714. So what I learned
how to do was...
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715. - Proportionizing.
- Proportionizing.
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716. - Say it with us.
One, two, three.
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717. Proportionizing!
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718. That was good!
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719. - Do we have anyone in the
audience who has any questions?
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720. - Yeah, do you guys
have anything for us?
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721. - Hop on up.
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722. - In today's political climate,
why is drag so important?
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723. - I think in this
political climate right now
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724. we're all afraid.
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725. And for us to escape maybe
the trials and tribulations
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726. that we've went through
through our lives,
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727. we do drag to celebrate
ourselves, our femininity.
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728. People celebrate drag with us
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729. because it's a way for them
to escape,
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730. and it's a way for them
to feel like they belong
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731. in a political climate
where right now
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732. none of us feel like
we belong, truly.
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733. - Amen.
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734. - Oh!
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735. - Sit down, sit down.
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736. - Talk amongst yourselves.
I'm gonna be busy back here.
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737. Y'all just—
- Well, I think that
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738. you should explain
your shorts real quick.
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739. - Okay, I guess I can.
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740. You're trying to distract me
so I can't watch.
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741. - I know, because you nasty.
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742. Focus, girl, focus.
- Girl.
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743. I am trying to focus...
on that D.
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744. Okay.
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745. So what I have
is I have these pad shorts,
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746. and it's a pair of shorts
that pads are built into.
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747. And it makes it real easy.
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748. So let's put the shorts on him.
Put the shorts on him.
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749. - Yeah.
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750. - And here we go.
- There you go, baby. Good.
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751. - All right,
slide them on up. Yeah.
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752. - Now step in front of this
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753. so we can see what
your body look like.
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754. - Get yo ass around here.
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755. - There we go, look at that.
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756. - Uh-oh. Okay.
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757. So next we're gonna
have to do the bra.
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758. Like we talked about,
it's all about proportion.
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759. So he has a big shoulder,
a big chest,
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760. so we give him big hips
and butt,
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761. and a big breast to make that
waist look as small as we can.
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762. - There we go.
- That's pretty good.
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763. You did so good.
- That's good. That's good.
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764. - Wanna do a little more?
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765. - Gotta put this dress on.
Over her head, girl.
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766. - Some of you girls
know about that.
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767. Pull, baby, pull.
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768. - Yeah!
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769. - We have enjoyed
having your time.
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770. Love you guys.
Thank you, Brian.
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771. - Thank you.
- You look amazing.
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772. - Come on, let's sashay.
- Let's go, girls.
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773. - Sashay.
- Sashay.
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774. - Go, go, go.
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775. - Get it, girls, get it, girls.
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776. Hey! Get it, girls!
Get it, girls!
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777. - Coming up...
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778. - What could a woman learn
from a drag queen?
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779. - Don't be afraid to try
new and different things.
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780. - Do whatever makes you happy,
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781. because, you know,
everyone else.
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782. - Welcome back to a special
edition of RuPaul's Drag Con.
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783. - Welcome, welcome, welcome,
welcome, welcome!
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784. My name is Monique Heart,
the Heart of season 10,
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785. and this segment is called
Painted for Filth, honey,
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786. or as I like to call it,
painted for the good seats,
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787. painted for the cheap seats,
and painted for the VIP, okay?
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788. Bringing out
first my dear sister.
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789. You've seen her probably
in a pageant.
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790. She probably beat you with
her Danny Glover illusion.
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791. Ms. Asia O'Hara.
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792. - Hey.
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793. - Bringing out
our other sister.
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794. You probably follow her
on social media—
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795. hit unfollow,
then follow me—
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796. Ms. Aquaria.
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797. - Hi, guys.
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798. Ooh! Hi.
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799. - Asia, would you go ahead and
give them a little background
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800. of how you fell in love
with makeup?
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801. - Sure. Well, drag was
the first time I ever saw makeup
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802. or was interested in makeup,
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803. and then I became
a Chanel makeup artist.
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804. And day-in and day-out in Dallas
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805. I was putting rouge on
70-year-old white women,
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806. and now I am
a 70-year-old white woman.
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807. So here we are.
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808. - Stunning, right?
She looks good.
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809. Ms. Aquaria,
go ahead and tell us
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810. how you fell in love
with makeup.
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811. - So back in the day,
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812. I used to, when I was in,
like, seventh grade,
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813. do makeup at home
and take pictures on my webcam.
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814. My parents were very liberal,
all right?
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815. They named me Aquaria.
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816. But, yeah, so I would
take pictures on my webcam,
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817. and because I was good
at computers,
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818. I would Photoshop
my eyebrows in different places,
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819. and the next time I would do
my makeup I would apply that.
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820. So through trial-and-error,
I got here.
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821. - Boom.
- Nice.
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822. - And she looks good,
she looks good.
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823. Well, just a little background
about myself.
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824. I got started in makeup
when I started drag.
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825. One of my friends said, look,
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826. instead of staying up late
at night off,
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827. paint your face.
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828. And, bitch, it worked, okay?
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829. She looks stunning, right?
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830. - And sometimes
you can do both.
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831. - At the same time.
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832. - Huh?
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833. Get some hand sanitizer,
you know,
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834. make sure you, you know,
yum, yum, yum.
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835. All right, do we have
any questions out there
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836. about makeup or anything?
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837. Hello, gorgeous.
- Hi, I have one.
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838. What could a woman like me
learn from a drag queen?
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839. - Don't be afraid to try
new and different things.
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840. If it's a Saturday night
and you're not going anywhere,
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841. try a different eye
or try a different color
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842. or try a different lipstick.
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843. So try new things.
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844. - I think
what we all need to take
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845. from makeup being
such a creative thing
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846. is that there really is
no rules.
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847. Do whatever makes you happy,
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848. and if you look like a clown on
the street but you feel great,
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849. that's what's most important,
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850. because, you know,
everyone else.
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851. - I agree.
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852. - Make some noise for Ms. Bri.
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853. Now, ladies and gentlemen,
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854. I am going to demonstrate
the shimmer highlight,
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855. one of the trending trends—
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856. Yeah, I said that right.
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857. - Okay.
- To make sure
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858. you don't have a dry,
you know, cake-dusty face.
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859. Now, what a lot of people
are doing, ladies and gentlemen,
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860. is they're just putting on
their shimmer highlight
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861. and they're going,
why isn't it giving me
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862. the ooh-ah-ah sensation?
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863. - Are you wearing foundation?
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864. Yeah, you are.
Okay, good.
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865. Hee hee hee hee hee.
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866. - Okay.
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867. You wanna dip your product.
One, two, three.
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868. Knock, one, two.
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869. And then right here
on the high point of his cheek,
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870. that's where you want
to apply your product.
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871. One, two, three.
And ladies and gentlemen,
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872. we call this
a sickening shimmer glow.
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873. From side to side—boom, boom.
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874. - Ahh.
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875. - Asia, go ahead and show us
how to put on a lash.
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876. - Okay. I'm just gonna
take this one off.
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877. I hope I can
get this back symmetrical.
Copy !req
878. - Come on, Patti LaBelle.
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879. - When I apply my lash glue,
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880. on the outer end of my lash
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881. I put the glue
on the top of the lash.
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882. - While she's working on that,
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883. I'm gonna give you
a quick little instruction
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884. on how to achieve
a gorgeous red glitter lip.
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885. Using the glue that you
would use for your eyelashes,
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886. I'm gonna just apply it with
the back of a brush to my lips.
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887. Keep it thin, because otherwise
it's gonna be too cakey.
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888. - And while she's doing that,
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889. my secret weapon with lashes
is a blow-dryer.
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890. Whenever I see it hit
where I want it to,
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891. I just hold
the blow-dryer there.
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892. - And today I've got
a holographic pink glitter,
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893. and I'm just gonna
pat that on.
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894. - And then you're gonna have
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895. a little bit of disconnect
under that.
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896. Just fill that in
with your black liner,
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897. and if you feel like somebody's
trying to spook your lash,
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898. you know, just when
you're in their face,
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899. you just always kinda give them
different angles or whatever.
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900. Don't sit still and they
won't be able to clock it.
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901. - And I am all good
and glittered up.
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902. - We wanna say thank you so much
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903. for coming on out to Drag Con
on tonight.
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904. - Yeah.
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905. - Bye, guys.
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906. - Hello!
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907. - Hi!
- Oh, my goodness.
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908. - Thank you guys so much
for being here.
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909. This is such a pleasure.
We're so excited, am I right?
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910. - I am gagging.
- Oh, my gosh.
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911. - I'm just here for a check,
but whatever.
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912. - We are Wigs Anonymous today,
and our hope and goal
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913. is to maybe turn your wig woes
into wig wows.
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914. - She's corny.
You can say it. She's corny.
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915. - I know. I'm from Indiana.
We love corn.
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916. - We are here to make
your wig life better.
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917. Now, who the are you?
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918. - My name is Blair St. Clair,
and I'm a wigaholic.
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919. - Okay. My name is Miz Cracker,
and I am... a wigaholic.
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920. - I am The Vixen,
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921. and I'm a wigaholic.
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922. - You wouldn't know
by looking at you.
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923. - Ooh.
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924. - Imma get you later, bitch.
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925. - She's dry.
She's thirsty.
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926. She needs
a little extra help.
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927. - This is her moment.
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928. - I've come to terms
with the fact
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929. that I'm not a natural blonde.
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930. - Oh.
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931. Not everyone's able,
you know what I'm saying?
Copy !req
932. - you, bitch.
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933. - Oh, really?
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934. - So—
- But you know what?
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935. - I am ready to turn
my wig woes into wig—
Copy !req
936. what'd you say? Wows.
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937. - There we go.
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938. - So who here has maybe
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939. ever thought about wearing
a wig before?
Copy !req
940. Oh, you've thought about it.
Okay.
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941. - Who's wearing a wig right now?
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942. - Lies.
- Really?
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943. - I see a few liars.
Copy !req
944. - Come on, come on,
you can tell the truth.
Copy !req
945. - I actually smell a merkin.
Copy !req
946. - Oh, you know what?
Copy !req
947. I'm African-A'Merkin, so—
Copy !req
948. - Oh, oh,
that's what it is, okay.
Copy !req
949. - All right, so we have
some desire for wig knowledge,
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950. and what we have to do is
let them know why we're experts.
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951. What connects you to hair, okay?
Copy !req
952. - Well, girl,
to become an expert,
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953. you have to
go through some things.
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954. - And I have been through—
all right, y'all picture this.
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955. So I'm on stage, right?
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956. Sickening, big hair,
ready to perform, right?
Copy !req
957. - So different than this.
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958. - Oh.
- Ooh.
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959. - Don't try me.
I take one turn,
Copy !req
960. my hair, like a Frisbee...
Copy !req
961. Onto the other side
of the stage.
Copy !req
962. That is true betrayal
right there.
Copy !req
963. - Right, absolutely.
Copy !req
964. And what about you,
Blair St. Hair?
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965. - Well, I do declare that,
you know,
Copy !req
966. let me take you back
to about maybe three years ago
Copy !req
967. when I was six years old.
- Yes.
Copy !req
968. - Not only did I discover
as a little gay boy
Copy !req
969. that my t-shirt was a gown,
but it could also be a wig.
Copy !req
970. And that hair
can be any style.
Copy !req
971. It can be an updo, a downdo.
Copy !req
972. For me, it was all the 'dos
and a gown.
Copy !req
973. - But the great moment
Copy !req
974. is that she's still wearing
that same t-shirt,
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975. just with a few sequins,
right now.
Copy !req
976. She's lovely.
It's just great.
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977. We wanna get you guys
involved a little bit.
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978. - Yeah.
- So do you have any questions?
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979. - I just wondered
if you guys had any advice
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980. for, like, baby queens,
with wigs.
Copy !req
981. - Just do one or two things,
any things,
Copy !req
982. between taking them
out of the bag
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983. and putting them on your head.
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984. - Yeah. You can't just—
- There's no—
Copy !req
985. - Don't buy it
and put it on your head.
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986. - Right.
- Okay.
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987. - Definitely seek out
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988. any kind of extra knowledge
or education you can get.
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989. - Listen to the old queens.
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990. I always go to Miz Cracker,
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991. because, you know,
she's up in age—
Copy !req
992. - I saw that coming.
Copy !req
993. - And so, you know,
you can always get
Copy !req
994. really good advice
from the elderly.
Copy !req
995. And so you take that,
and you learn something.
Copy !req
996. That's what I would say.
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997. - Thank you.
- Thank you.
Copy !req
998. - So the first thing
we want to do,
Copy !req
999. let 'em know, Blair.
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1000. Tell them where we start.
- Yeah, okay.
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1001. So what I've done with this wig
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1002. is I've tried to kind of conceal
Copy !req
1003. some of those square shapes
along the hairline.
Copy !req
1004. Hairlines are what
can look really masculine
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1005. or go really femu—feminine.
Femunine.
Copy !req
1006. So what I've actually done—
I'm gonna set this here softly.
Copy !req
1007. - Stick it on there.
Copy !req
1008. - Harder.
- There we go.
Copy !req
1009. - Yeah, there we go.
- So what I've kind of done
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1010. with this front part of the wig
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1011. is I have done all this
with teasing.
Copy !req
1012. So I'm just kind of brushing
this down a little bit as I go.
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1013. And then after I have all this
tease put in with all this hair,
Copy !req
1014. I'm just gonna smooth it out.
Copy !req
1015. - The next part of this
Copy !req
1016. is gonna be about
attaching it to his melon.
Copy !req
1017. When you're preparing
to put a wig on someone's head,
Copy !req
1018. it's just like preparing
for a bank robbery.
Copy !req
1019. All you need is some duct tape
and some stockings.
Copy !req
1020. Here we go. So now
I'm gonna take this duct tape.
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1021. - Whoo!
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1022. - This is great.
Copy !req
1023. - Is that gonna hurt
when it comes off?
Copy !req
1024. - Um... no.
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1025. - Like this, all right?
Copy !req
1026. And now we can control
his facial expressions.
Copy !req
1027. All right, no,
I'm just kidding.
Copy !req
1028. Now we're gonna take this
Copy !req
1029. and we are attaching it
to his head.
Copy !req
1030. - Nice and tight there.
Copy !req
1031. - Okay. I'm gonna have you put
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1032. both your fingers up like this,
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1033. right up against your forehead.
Copy !req
1034. And when I pull this wig
over the top of your head,
Copy !req
1035. just kind of latch on, okay?
Copy !req
1036. - All right, it's happening.
Copy !req
1037. - There we go.
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1038. - It's like Frankenstein.
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1039. - Oh, my goodness, hello.
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1040. - Oh, my gosh.
Copy !req
1041. - Thank you so much.
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1042. - So, ladies—
- Sir, I'll see you after the—
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1043. - I do have, actually,
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1044. like one more thing
to kind of, like, tell you.
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1045. - So because you guys have been
such a great audience...
Copy !req
1046. - Have a seat.
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1047. - We kind of wanna help you guys
out a little bit
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1048. and share a little something
with you guys.
Copy !req
1049. We have hair
for the audience today.
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1050. - Bam.
- Yes.
Copy !req
1051. - You get a wig and you get
a wig and you get a wig!
Copy !req
1052. - Who wants a wig?
Copy !req
1053. - Thank you guys so much.
Copy !req
1054. - Thank you, guys.
Thanks for coming today.
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1055. - Love you guys. Thank you.
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1056. - Thank you so much.
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1057. - Coming up...
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1058. Category is Hats Incredible.
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1059. - Wow.
- Ooh, wow.
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1060. - She looks like
if Carmen Sandiego
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1061. was much easier to find.
Copy !req
1062. - Category is Hats Incredible.
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1063. - Up first, Kameron Michaels.
Copy !req
1064. - She's so spacey.
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1065. She's got a spinning headache.
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1066. - My headpiece
is inspired by Lady Gaga,
Copy !req
1067. and it's one of my favorite
things that I own.
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1068. I am embracing
my muscle queen realness
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1069. because I like to model myself
after comic book girls,
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1070. and they have muscles.
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1071. - She's Saturn on a secret.
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1072. - Monét X Change. Ooh.
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1073. - Sister X Change
on the main stage.
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1074. - Yes, honey,
somebody say "amen."
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1075. - Amen.
- Yes.
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1076. - She's not the preacher's wife,
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1077. she's the freakin' deacon.
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1078. - Ahh.
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1079. - So this hat, like, I have
taken the children to church,
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1080. I have given you
Easter Sunday realness.
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1081. The kind of lady
that wears my hat,
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1082. she does not take the bus
to church.
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1083. She gets her
an Uber executive, honey.
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1084. I feel great, I feel powerful,
I feel like the preacher's wife.
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1085. - That's the new New Testament.
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1086. - That's right.
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1087. - Ooh, it looks like
her basket is full.
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1088. - Where can I make a donation?
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1089. - You better work,
sayeth the Lord.
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1090. - Eureka.
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1091. - What time is it,
hounds-two-thirty?
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1092. - She looks like
if Carmen Sandiego
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1093. was much easier to find.
Copy !req
1094. - I am serving you
Samurai warrior realness, honey,
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1095. while still being sexy
and proportionized.
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1096. I know my curves are right,
this booty looks tight,
Copy !req
1097. and this cape is fanning
in the wind, honey.
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1098. I am twirlin', baby.
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1099. - She's a caped cru-slayer.
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1100. - Aquaria.
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1101. - Eh, what's up, Klaus?
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1102. - Diana Copperfield.
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1103. - Yes!
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1104. - There is no hat
more incredible
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1105. than a magician's hat,
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1106. so I am giving you
full Houdini realness.
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1107. Aquaria's a very gender-fluid
character in drag,
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1108. so I'm giving you a little bit
more of the boy side of Aquaria.
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1109. This magician
is ready for showtime,
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1110. and I am giving you every little
last bit of razzle-dazzle
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1111. that I've got in my sleeve.
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1112. - If you're gonna be a top hat,
be a power top hat.
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1113. - Yes.
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1114. - Monique Heart.
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1115. - I'm seeing spots.
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1116. - So that's where
my wrapping paper went.
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1117. - This hat and this garment
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1118. is serving first lady
of the RuPaul church, honey,
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1119. and I'm sitting on the first row
looking opulent.
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1120. The top is giving you
San Tropez on a yacht,
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1121. and the bottom, bitch, these
legs, honey, and this side meat?
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1122. Get into it.
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1123. The bitch looks great.
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1124. - What a fascinator choice.
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1125. - Asia O'Hara.
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1126. - Wow.
- Oh, wow.
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1127. - Guys, I'm a little afraid
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1128. that Asia
might be getting a big head.
Copy !req
1129. - My hat is just dramatically
over the top.
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1130. I decided to be a dandelion.
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1131. Make a wish on me.
Copy !req
1132. I'm moving and my dandelion
is blowing in the wind.
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1133. It's got that
kind of easy, breezy, beautiful
Copy !req
1134. "Drag Race" girl flair to it.
Copy !req
1135. - I mean, it's hypnotic,
watching them move.
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1136. - It's amazing.
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1137. - Where's my Claritin?
Copy !req
1138. My allergies are acting up.
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1139. - We ah-ah-choose you.
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1140. - Miz Cracker.
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1141. - Starring in "My Hair Lady."
Copy !req
1142. - "My Fair Lady"
is my mother's favorite movie,
Copy !req
1143. and I identify
with Eliza Doolittle:
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1144. hottie, cheeky, happy.
Copy !req
1145. This is my hair.
I don't wear hats.
Copy !req
1146. This took me
over 12 hours to make.
Copy !req
1147. - Does the carpet
match the hat, or...
Copy !req
1148. - That's called hat hair,
right?
Copy !req
1149. - She's got hat head, yeah.
Copy !req
1150. - Total hat hair.
Copy !req
1151. - I do declare,
it's Blair St. Clair.
Copy !req
1152. - For whom
the Southern belle tolls.
Copy !req
1153. - My hat is inspired
by the Kentucky Derby
Copy !req
1154. and "Hello, Dolly,"
and old Broadway musicals.
Copy !req
1155. So when I was making the hat,
Copy !req
1156. I really wanted it
to be grand and big,
Copy !req
1157. but also have
an elegant flair to it.
Copy !req
1158. - Does anybody have
a mint julep?
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1159. - She's getting the vapors.
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1160. - Uh-huh.
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1161. - Shh.
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1162. - The Vixen.
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1163. Ladies and gentlemen,
Hattie McDaniels.
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1164. - Excuse me, could you
remove your hat, please?
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1165. - My hat is a flappy, classic
black-and-white beach hat,
Copy !req
1166. but the gag is my entire dress
Copy !req
1167. is flappy, classic
black-and-white beach hats.
Copy !req
1168. I am giving you
couture 3D avant garde
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1169. with a classic twist.
Copy !req
1170. I made this myself,
and I love it.
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1171. - What's black and white
and ass all over?
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1172. - Hat's all, folks.
Copy !req
1173. - Welcome, ladies.
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1174. Based on
your runway presentations,
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1175. your Drag Con panels,
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1176. plus feedback
from the Drag Con audience,
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1177. I've made some decisions.
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1178. Coming up...
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1179. - But it felt so in the moment.
Copy !req
1180. - I'm just so proud
of you tonight.
Copy !req
1181. - You also are the winner
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1182. of the "turn
a Carson Kressley blazer
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1183. into an outfit" competition.
Copy !req
1184. - Welcome, ladies.
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1185. I've made some decisions.
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1186. Kameron Michaels,
Monét X Change, Eureka,
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1187. you are the top three
of the week.
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1188. Miz Cracker, Blair St. Clair,
The Vixen,
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1189. you are the bottom three
of the week.
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1190. Aquaria, Monique Heart,
Asia O'Hara, you are safe.
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1191. Asia, good work this week.
Copy !req
1192. - Thank you so much.
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1193. - You may leave the stage.
Copy !req
1194. Now it's time
for the judges' critiques,
Copy !req
1195. starting with Kameron Michaels.
Copy !req
1196. - I want to say
what are we doing, girls?
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1197. - Proportionizing!
- Thank you.
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1198. I just felt really jealous.
I needed to do it.
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1199. Kameron, tonight on the runway
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1200. you did a spacey
fascinator moment,
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1201. and I thought it was fun
and different.
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1202. - The panel on the whole,
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1203. it was just a great mix of
information and entertainment.
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1204. - You're on that stage with
some pretty funny queens, okay?
Copy !req
1205. - I am.
- Compared to their funny,
Copy !req
1206. it did feel like a little
after-school special.
Copy !req
1207. - But it was nice
to see you come through.
Copy !req
1208. You've been very reclusive,
and that's kind of a problem
Copy !req
1209. that I've been having with you.
Copy !req
1210. So my challenge for you
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1211. is to keep pushing yourself
further and further
Copy !req
1212. to show us your personality.
Copy !req
1213. It was a joy.
- Thank you.
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1214. - Let the church say "amen."
Copy !req
1215. It's Monét X Change
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1216. serving some Sheryl Lee Ralph
this evening.
Copy !req
1217. - So, Monét, you've been
struggling a little bit.
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1218. - Yes.
- And tonight,
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1219. I'm not gonna lie.
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1220. I love it.
Copy !req
1221. Your attitude, your delivery.
Copy !req
1222. - You had an amazing
performance.
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1223. You're so funny and so quick.
Copy !req
1224. - I'm just so proud
of you tonight.
Copy !req
1225. - You also are the winner
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1226. of the "Turn
a Carson Kressley blazer
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1227. into an outfit" competition.
Copy !req
1228. - Thank you, Monét.
- Thank you, Ru.
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1229. - Up next, Eureka.
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1230. - I really, really liked
this graphic, kind of bold look.
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1231. It looks stunning on you.
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1232. I wanna know is that a one-piece
or are those gloves?
Copy !req
1233. - Oh, it's all attached.
Copy !req
1234. - Now I love it even more.
Copy !req
1235. - In the Drag Con panel,
you were the moderator.
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1236. You were great
with the audience.
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1237. - You were setting the tone,
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1238. and I thought you did
such a great job.
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1239. - I'm gonna be saying
"proportionizing"
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1240. to myself in the mirror
for weeks.
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1241. You have the skill that
when you're zinging people,
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1242. making it seem funny
and not mean.
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1243. - Eureka was the favorite
from the audience exit polls.
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1244. Thank you, Eureka.
- Thank you.
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1245. - Up next, Miz Cracker.
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1246. - The look is so good,
I just loved it.
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1247. It's a hair hat.
It's why I love you.
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1248. - The panel didn't have
a lot of information.
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1249. As a woman who has bought
Party City wigs
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1250. many times in my life,
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1251. I would love to know
how to make those look good.
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1252. Unfortunately,
I still don't know.
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1253. - You guys really didn't tell us
anything about hair.
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1254. And you were trying to be shady.
I live for shade.
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1255. But in order for shade to land,
it needs to be funny.
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1256. A few of them were funny,
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1257. but I felt a lot of the things
that you were saying were mean,
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1258. especially to Blair.
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1259. She seems like the sweetest
little lollipop.
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1260. - I like her so much,
so not getting across
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1261. that those were not actual digs
is my biggest setback, I think.
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1262. - Or as a shocking alternative,
they could have been funny.
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1263. - I declare, Blair St. Clair.
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1264. - Tonight it's very sweet
Southern belle.
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1265. You're breathtaking.
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1266. In the Drag Con panel,
you were nonexistent,
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1267. and every time
you did say something,
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1268. it was matter-of-fact.
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1269. - Like show me something
that's not just cute.
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1270. It's like you're a dessert
on the menu,
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1271. and I keep looking at you
and thinking, like,
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1272. maybe that's just too sweet
for tonight, I don't know.
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1273. - I've come from some, like,
really dark moments in my life,
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1274. and I want to lighten them up
and become more positive.
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1275. I urge to find daintiness,
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1276. because I feel dirty at times.
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1277. Um...
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1278. My first sexual experience,
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1279. I was raped at a college party.
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1280. And from that, I've looked
to find pretty things.
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1281. Something I need to get over,
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1282. but I've tried to turn positive
the best I can.
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1283. - Thank you for being
so candid with us.
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1284. We love you, Blair,
and we are family,
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1285. and I'm actually very proud
of you for being so vulnerable.
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1286. - I'm very shaken,
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1287. and I can't wait to find
that mother.
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1288. - Thank you.
- No, I love you.
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1289. - Blair, are you okay?
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1290. All right.
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1291. Up next, The Vixen.
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1292. - This is such
a great interpretation
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1293. of the challenge and the theme.
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1294. I think
it's absolutely stunning.
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1295. - It's really fun
to have a floppy hat,
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1296. but we can't see your face.
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1297. In the Drag Con panel,
though you had some moments,
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1298. it was just, in Yiddish,
a mishegoss.
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1299. And some of your cuts
were kind of deep, too.
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1300. - We do get along.
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1301. This is our third time
working together,
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1302. and the first two times
we were tops.
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1303. We were very confident,
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1304. and being like we're fine,
we don't need a moderator.
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1305. - I think you guys
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1306. actually would have benefited
from a moderator.
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1307. I wish that we could have gotten
some real information out of it.
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1308. That was the real issue.
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1309. Thank you, ladies.
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1310. I think we've heard enough.
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1311. While you untuck backstage,
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1312. the judges and I
will deliberate.
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1313. All right, just between
us squirrel-friends,
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1314. what do you think?
Kameron Michaels.
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1315. - On the runway,
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1316. she did a little different look
with the hat concept,
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1317. and I loved it, because
she did think out of the box.
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1318. - I found her runway look
to be a little simplistic.
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1319. If you took away
the galaxy head,
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1320. it looks very similar
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1321. to her look that she had
during the panel,
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1322. which was just
a swimsuit with heels.
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1323. - I was so excited to see
some personality from her.
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1324. Now I want her to give me
different looks.
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1325. I mean, that's it.
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1326. - Monét X Change.
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1327. - She was very funny
during the panel,
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1328. had great timing, had a very
appealing self-confidence.
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1329. - You know when you, like,
see something in the store
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1330. and you're like, I love it.
I have to have it.
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1331. And you bring it home,
you put it in your closet,
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1332. but you keep the tag on it
because you might return it?
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1333. - Uh-huh.
- Uh-huh, well, tonight
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1334. I'm pulling the tags
off Monét X Change.
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1335. - You're not gonna exchange her?
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1336. - No, she's staying
in my closet.
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1337. - Eureka. She's come back
with a vengeance.
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1338. - My God,
has she found her groove.
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1339. - At the panel,
I thought she was fantastic.
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1340. - Proportionizing!
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1341. - She's naturally funny
and very charismatic.
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1342. - And she absolutely
commands a room.
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1343. Your eyes want to go to her,
you want to watch her,
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1344. and you want to hear
what she has to say.
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1345. She's definitely a contender.
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1346. - Miz Cracker.
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1347. - I loved her runway look.
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1348. I thought
it was absolutely stunning.
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1349. - There's so much polish
and so much good.
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1350. It was just a really bad week.
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1351. - I was not impressed
with Miz Cracker
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1352. during the panel whatsoever.
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1353. - I could see
that she was very funny,
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1354. but it just wasn't landing today
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1355. and she just wasn't
making the adjustments.
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1356. - Let's move on
to Blair St. Clair.
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1357. - Well, here's the difference
with Blair.
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1358. Miz Cracker swung and she
missed, and she missed hard.
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1359. Blair didn't even
pick up the bat.
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1360. She was totally bulldozed over
by the other two.
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1361. - You know,
we've laid a lot of blame
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1362. on the other two queens
sort of zinging at her,
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1363. but I think she should take
some of the responsibility, too.
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1364. - Uh-huh.
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1365. - I don't know
if she's fully baked yet
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1366. when it comes to her drag.
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1367. - My heart goes out to her.
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1368. We've all had trauma
in our backgrounds,
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1369. and the first response to that
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1370. is to put rainbows
on everything,
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1371. and maybe those feelings
will go away.
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1372. We know that that doesn't work.
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1373. Eventually we have
to walk through that.
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1374. I think she's attempting
to walk through that fear
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1375. and that pain
to get to the other side.
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1376. The Vixen.
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1377. - She had a few zingers
that she landed.
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1378. She had a lot that didn't land.
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1379. She's just as much to blame
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1380. as the rest of them
for it going awry.
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1381. Tonight on the runway
her hat look was different.
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1382. - There's always something
just a little unpolished
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1383. about what she's doing.
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1384. - Because you put her up next to
Cracker, Cracker wins that look.
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1385. - Oh, yeah. Oh, absolutely.
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1386. - Way better runway.
- All right.
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1387. Silence.
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1388. I have made my decision.
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1389. Bring back my girls.
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1390. Welcome back, ladies.
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1391. I have made some decisions.
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1392. Eureka, I have one word for you:
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1393. Proportionize.
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1394. Oh, and I have
another word for you.
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1395. Con-drag-ulations.
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1396. You are the winner
of this week's challenge.
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1397. You've won a four-night stay
for two and spa treatments
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1398. at the Saguaro Palm Springs.
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1399. - Yes! Yay, thank you.
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1400. - You may join the other girls.
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1401. - Oh, my God.
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1402. I'm the first girl
to win two in a row, bitch.
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1403. Yay!
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1404. - Kameron Michaels,
Monét X Change,
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1405. you are both safe.
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1406. You may join the other girls.
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1407. Blair St. Clair,
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1408. on the wig panel, we had
trouble finding your part.
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1409. The Vixen, your wig flips
were a bit of a flop.
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1410. Miz Cracker, your chemistry
on the wig panel
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1411. was synthetic.
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1412. Miz Cracker...
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1413. you're safe.
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1414. You may join the other girls.
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1415. Blair, Vixen,
I'm sorry, my dears,
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1416. but you are up for elimination.
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1417. - I hate the fact I have
to lip-sync against The Vixen.
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1418. I really do love her a lot.
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1419. It's also a competition,
though.
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1420. You have to lip-sync
against somebody.
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1421. - Two queens stand before me.
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1422. Ladies, this is your last chance
to impress me
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1423. and save yourself
from elimination.
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1424. The time has come...
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1425. for you to lip-sync...
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1426. for your life.
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1427. I love Blair,
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1428. but it is time to battle,
and I am not going home.
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1429. - Good luck,
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1430. and don't it up.
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1431. Ow!
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1432. - Yeah!
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1433. - Come on, girl!
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1434. - Ladies, I've made my decision.
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1435. - The Vixen, shantay, you stay.
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1436. Thank you for believing in me.
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1437. - You may join the other girls.
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1438. Blair St. Clair,
I do declare.
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1439. Consider this
your coming out party.
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1440. - And I want the world to know
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1441. this is a declaration of
independence from the past.
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1442. Now sashay away.
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1443. - From the bottom of my heart,
thank you so much.
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1444. - We love you, Blair.
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1445. - I do declare,
I am the Blair St. Clair
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1446. and I'm comin' out.
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1447. I'm really glad
I got to share my story,
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1448. and I hope that maybe someone
can relate somewhere.
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1449. I think I'm leaving
a stronger person,
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1450. and I wish I could show America
even more of who I am.
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1451. But I hope that what
I left behind made a mark.
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1452. This means the world to me,
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1453. and I promise you,
you haven't seen the last of me.
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1454. - Con-drag-ulations, ladies,
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1455. and remember,
if you can't love yourself,
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1456. how in the hell
you gonna love somebody else?
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1457. Can I get an "amen" up in here?
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1458. - Amen!
- Amen!
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1459. - All right,
now let the music play.
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1460. - Next time
on "RuPaul's Drag Race"...
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1461. - We're playing the Snatch Game.
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1462. - We've got company.
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1463. - Oh!
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1464. - Oh, bitch.
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1465. - You just completely
embodied her.
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1466. - When the focus wasn't on you,
I kept going back to you anyway.
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1467. - I have one final question.
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1468. Who deserves to go home
tonight and why?
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1469. - Ooh!
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