RuPaul's Drag Race 10x5

1. - Previously on "RuPaul's Drag Race..."

2. You'll be competing in The Last Ball on Earth.

3. - Monet X Change.

4. - Your Mars look looks really sloppy.

5. Like Mars-y in a school play.

6. - Aquaria.

7. - If I could define each one of your looks,

8. it'd be showstopper. - Thank you.

9. - Dusty Ray Bottoms.

10. - It's a faerie.

11. - Asia O'Hara.

12. How many of the girls did you help with their sewing?

13. - I helped everybody with their look.

14. I felt like my time was spent...

15. my time was spent better helping them.

16. - Asia, you need to take care of yourself first.

17. Aquaria, con-drag-ulations.

18. You are the winner of this week's challenge.

19. - Monet X Change, shantay, you stay.

20. Dusty Ray Bottoms, sashay away.

21. - All right, Miss Thing, you made it.

22. - Girl, what is Dusty saying?

23. "Never loved you."

24. - Two New York City girls have gone one after the other.

25. To see them go so early in the competition

26. is like a big wake-up call.

27. What you do back home does not matter.

28. It's how you excel here that really matters at this point.

29. - Congratulations. - Congratulations, Aquaria.

30. - It took me a while, but I got here.

31. Asia, you helped every single person in this room.

32. How do you feel right now?

33. - Well, I kind of feel used.

34. It sucked because I put off doing stuff

35. that I knew that I needed to finish

36. to do whatever needed to be done in the room,

37. and it was just like not a single person,

38. not one time this entire challenge,

39. ever came over to me at my station

40. or say, hey, are you cool, do you need anything?

41. Not one person.

42. - I'm kind of confused.

43. Asia's upset with everyone

44. because she offered everyone help.

45. I said thank you.

46. - Tisha Campbell, I looked up to her

47. so much when I was a kid.

48. And then I stand up there in this shit in front of her,

49. to have her look at me, and have something negative to say,

50. and y'all are standing there big shower and accolades about her,

51. it breaks my heart.

52. - Well, hold on.

53. Because when you give a gift, you have to give it freely.

54. I don't want you to feel down about the people in this room.

55. You have such a strong front,

56. you never look like you need help.

57. All of them would love to help you.

58. Am I crazy?

59. - No. - No.

60. - I think first, in response,

61. I'm not down, I'm shaken back to reality.

62. - I think that there's a giving atmosphere,

63. and what you presented to me doesn't smell like reality.

64. It smells like a whole different plate of food,

65. and I don't wanna eat it.

66. Girl, Asia learned a very important lesson today.

67. When something goes wrong,

68. you can only blame your friends.

69. - I think it's a little naive

70. to not acknowledge the fact

71. that this is a competition, because it is what it is.

72. - I can't accept that. Everybody started this

73. because there was something inside of them

74. that needed, like, to be close to other people,

75. and to share your art and all of that with the world.

76. So I refuse to believe

77. that all of us have evolved into these fierce queens

78. where that person inside of us is completely gone.

79. - Asia said the competition shouldn't outweigh sisterhood.

80. Do you know there's $100,000 on the line?

81. Girl, I got enough sisters.

82. - Let's get this drag off.

83. - My mindset in the game has definitely changed.

84. And it has taken me to a place

85. that I don't necessarily like to go to,

86. but if y'all just wanna compete, we can just compete.

87. It's no T.

88. It's not gonna work out well in your favor.

89. - The winner of "RuPaul's Drag Race"

90. receives a one-year supply

91. of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics

92. and a cash prize of $100,000.

93. With extra special guest judges Mary Preston

94. and Shania Twain.

95. - Bon jour.

96. - Come on, sister. - We survived The Last Ball.

97. - It's a new day in the workroom,

98. and I just want to get up and start over again.

99. Last week, Eureka came for me way hard in "Untucked."

100. - What the fuck you talking about, bitch?

101. - This is my problem with you, is that—

102. - What? What problem?

103. - When you're not getting your way—

104. - What problem? So are you.

105. - Then somebody's being negative.

106. - You and Aquaria are in the same fucking boat.

107. The thing about Eureka is she needs attention.

108. So instead of giving her a lot of negative attention,

109. I'm going to ignore her,

110. and that's gonna drive her crazy.

111. - We all know I'm just happy to be here.

112. - Whoo, girl.

113. She done already done have herses.

114. Hey, queens.

115. - Hey, Ru. - Talk is cheap.

116. But then again, so is Michelle Visage.

117. So don't let your mouth

118. write a check that your ass cannot cash.

119. Okur?

120. - I feel like she made that very for you.

121. - Hello, hello, hello.

122. - Hi. - Hello.

123. - Hi, Ru.

124. - Ladies, now, for generations,

125. drag queens have been on the front lines,

126. fighting for our LGBT rights.

127. Unfortunately, today, there are people

128. still trying to take those rights away.

129. But, honey, when it comes to being a patriotic American,

130. drag queens will always be ready and willing to serve.

131. - Yes. - Yeah.

132. - Oh, Pit Crew.

133. - Yes.

134. - You boys are packing.

135. - Oh, my.

136. - Now for today's mini challenge,

137. I want you to drag up the contents

138. of these government-issued duffel bags

139. and transform yourselves into an army of fierce drag queens.

140. And the most gag-worthy ensemble wins.

141. On your mark, get set,

142. march.

143. - Shut up. - ♪ Y'all look basic

144. - I have a lot of friends who've enlisted before.

145. - Vixen, you said you had a lot of friends.

146. I don't believe that. - Ooh.

147. - Time's up, ladies. Time's up.

148. - Roll call.

149. This is First Lieutenant Asia from Dallas, Texas,

150. reporting for duty.

151. She enlisted in the drag army to defend her country

152. in the war against bad built queens with no hip pads.

153. This is Agent Aquaria reporting for duty.

154. She specialized in water torture

155. and any other type of torture officially.

156. - This is petite officer Monet.

157. She earned her stripes during Operation Trippin' Balls,

158. where she risked her left silicone titty

159. to save Honey Mahogany from herself.

160. - Petty Officer Eureka

161. enlisted in the drag army

162. to defend plus-size individuals with an active libido.

163. Her favorite quote, "I only regret

164. that I have one fat ass to give to my country officially."

165. Major Mayhem specialized in setting up booby traps.

166. Captain Cracker reporting for duty.

167. While training, she specialized in white girl twerkin'.

168. This is Commander Mo-Mo.

169. Her favorite thing about being a fierce drag soldier

170. is her beat-ma, body-ody-ody, and a flat tuck.

171. Commander Big Guns Blair.

172. She enlisted in the drag army to defend twink slayers everywhere.

173. While training, she specialized in stealing hearts.

174. Private Vixen enlisted in the drag army

175. to defend resting bitch faces and wide awake bitch faces.

176. When she's on leave, she spends her time

177. snatching wigs, rolling her eyes, and cashing checks.

178. Commander Kameron Michaels.

179. She earned her stripes during Operation Booty Blaster.

180. - Yeah.

181. - Where she risked her right index finger

182. to save prostates everywhere.

183. God bless America.

184. Mission accomplished, queens.

185. The winner of today's mini challenge is...

186. The Vixen.

187. - Con-drag-ulations. - Thank you.

188. - Now, we'll be posting these five-star looks at VH1.com.

189. Now, back in the day,

190. I appeared on a classic episode

191. of a talk show called "Geraldo,"

192. and Baby Ru stole the show.

193. - Yeah. - Yes.

194. - Now, for this week's maxi challenge,

195. you'll be appearing as crazy-ass guests

196. on the brand new daytime talk show, Bossy Rossy.

197. Ladies, this is your chance

198. to show off your improv comedy chops.

199. Now, you'll be working in pairs.

200. The Vixen, because you won the mini challenge,

201. you will choose your own partner,

202. and also pair up all the other girls.

203. - Oh, fuck.

204. - Shit.

205. - Vixen, pick your partner.

206. - I choose Asia O'Hara.

207. - Gladly.

208. - Let's do Blair and Monique.

209. Lovely.

210. Monet and Kameron.

211. Come over here.

212. Let's see.

213. Cracker and Mayhem.

214. Lovely.

215. And I guess that leaves Eureka and Aquaria.

216. - Ooh.

217. - Now, Monet and Kameron,

218. you'll be appearing in

219. My Freaky Addiction Is Ruining My Life.

220. - The Vixen and Asia O'Hara,

221. you'll be in Why Are You So Obsessed With Me?

222. - Blair and Monique, you'll be in I Married A Cactus.

223. Aquaria and Eureka,

224. you'll be in Look At Me! I'm A Sexy Baby!

225. - Oh!

226. - Last but not least, Miz Cracker and Mayhem,

227. you'll be in Save Me From My Deadly Fear Of Pickles.

228. - Now in a moment,

229. you'll head over to the set of Bossy Rossy.

230. And tomorrow, on the main stage,

231. we'll be joined by our extra special guest judges

232. from the hit show "Claws,"

233. the brilliant Carrie Preston will be here.

234. - And the queen of country pop,

235. Shania Twain will be here.

236. - I am freaking out.

237. This is my childhood idol.

238. I used to run around singing Shania Twain songs.

239. I'm obsessed with her.

240. - Gentlemen, start your engines,

241. and may the best woman win.

242. - Whoo!

243. - Okay, let's see what we got.

244. Let me go get another—

245. - Here, I got one right here. You take this.

246. - Look at you. - I stay ready.

247. - So you don't have to...

248. get ready. - Get ready.

249. - Vixen has chosen me as her partner,

250. and this can go one of two ways.

251. It could be fabulous because she's won two mini challenges

252. and a maxi challenge thus far.

253. Or it could go very sour

254. because when she doesn't get her way

255. she becomes very venomous.

256. - What did you think about how I split up the teams?

257. - I was surprised, because it's a very interesting mix,

258. which I think is going to work out good for everybody.

259. - I didn't try to fuck nobody over except those two.

260. - Girl.

261. - You dirty bitch.

262. You are so mean.

263. - They're gonna fuck each other up,

264. because Aquaria is always trying to get a joke in,

265. but it never lands.

266. Eureka is always trying to get something in,

267. and she hates when somebody interrupts her.

268. - You definitely can't wear that.

269. - Why?

270. - It's too "Little House on the Prairie."

271. - I wouldn't wish Eureka or Aquaria on anybody.

272. They're both two big babies, so I hope they suffer.

273. - Coming up...

274. - Step into my office over here.

275. - Oh.

276. Girl.

277. - That bitch has some balls and I fucking live for it.

278. - For our maxi challenge,

279. we're gonna be special guests on the Bossy Rossy Show.

280. So we have to come up with characters, their backstory,

281. get our looks together,

282. and we have to perform an improv moment with Ross

283. in front of a live audience.

284. - First queen is I have a copycat

285. and then the second queen is

286. I'm obsessed with the other queen.

287. - Mm-hmm.

288. So I'm total victim. - Mm-hmm.

289. - Whiney and upset. Mm, familiar.

290. - Okay, so I am... totally copies everything that you do,

291. but is in denial.

292. Claims it was her idea first,

293. even though it's obvious she's a copycat.

294. So basically, you're Aquaria and I'm Miz Cracker.

295. - House down boots. I'm just glad you said it first.

296. We could be really, really shady,

297. and just be them, for real.

298. You know what I mean? - We're both from New York?

299. - Yeah. - Ah, bitch.

300. - It's big. - Oh, my God.

301. That's gonna get us beat up.

302. - Hi, I'm from—

303. Who will fight me? Who will fight me?

304. Have a backstory, bitch.

305. - They wrote it for us. - This is so good.

306. - Oh, my God. - Oh, my God.

307. - Of course, The Vixen,

308. anything that has a sliver of shade in it,

309. she is on board.

310. And it's got Aquaria in it, she's on cloud nine.

311. - We are going to have so many enemies, it's unfortunate.

312. - I will walk up like, yeah, yeah, yeah, you ready?

313. W-w-w-what's up, Ross, baby? How you doing?

314. For me in this week's challenge,

315. I want to redeem myself from being in the bottom two.

316. But the Vixen matches me up with Kameron,

317. and I'm like...

318. - I can talk about...

319. Mm.

320. - It is a talk show scene, and he just doesn't talk.

321. - I can talk about like Trinity's like YouTube video.

322. - Mm-hmm.

323. - Be like, she threw me in the garbage

324. and I'm walking—I don't know. It's not really that funny.

325. - She may have been homeschooled or something. I don't know.

326. - I was thinking maybe I could be

327. the person who is scared of pickles.

328. - Okay. Good. That's really good,

329. because I am seeing a pickle costume over here,

330. and I really wanna wear that costume.

331. - Oh, my God.

332. My friends at home tell me

333. that there's nothing I can do like stupid.

334. So as soon as I see our jar of pickles is kosher,

335. I realize..

336. Dr. Dill is Jewish.

337. - Is there a prop that you want?

338. - A funny prop I want?

339. - I feel like even in the last couple challenges,

340. Mayhem is not being shining to the best of her ability.

341. And I worry about that with her,

342. because she's had problems throwing her personality out

343. in tense situations.

344. So I'm hoping she can push through.

345. - I definitely wanna be like that wholesome good housewife—

346. - That can't say— - That can talk a little dirty.

347. - A little dirty.

348. - Like when she's talking, talking,

349. and she gets carried away because she's just like,

350. she has to like pull it back, you know.

351. - Pull it back.

352. - So it's like, oh, I can't show that,

353. but deep down, I'm a dirty bitch.

354. - I'm feeling confident, honey,

355. because this is what Mother Darling does.

356. Give me a mike, America.

357. She will work.

358. I think we also should have a safe word.

359. So if you feel like I'm doing too much,

360. I would like if you threw out a word.

361. - What's a word that would work well with this?

362. - Um... - That's a really good idea.

363. - Vanjie.

364. That's the safe word.

365. Vanjie.

366. - See, if you're like this on set,

367. we're gonna be unstoppable. - Very bad, okay.

368. - Monet. - Yeah.

369. - Step into my office over here,

370. 'cause I have a couple questions for you.

371. - Oh, Lord.

372. - Oh.

373. Girl.

374. I am living for the drama already.

375. That is everything. I'm so into that.

376. - Vixen was the one who stirred the whole fucking up.

377. That bitch has some balls, and I fucking live for it.

378. - Coming up...

379. - Now, I try to keep the Lord in this bitch,

380. but I'm about to throw him out.

381. Vanjie.

382. - I'm like, dear Lord,

383. keep going, girl, just keep going.

384. - Bossy Rossy!

385. - That's right. It's Bossy Rossy time.

386. - Oh, you have Rossed the line with me.

387. You're not the boss, I'm the boss!

388. - Oh, now, welcome to the program.

389. You know, love is blind, but it can still hurt.

390. Let's meet a queen

391. who fell in love and married a cactus.

392. Please welcome Blair.

393. - Blair brought her husband.

394. - Thank you. This is Lloyd.

395. - Hello, Lloyd.

396. - He doesn't talk much.

397. - Okay. Now, how did you and your husband meet?

398. - We actually met in the Ru Garden Ridge Country Club.

399. It was basically love at first sight.

400. Actually more like love at first prick,

401. if you know what I mean.

402. - Well, Blair...

403. I have some bad news for you.

404. Your husband has been cheating on you behind your back.

405. - What? - Oh!

406. - I mean, what cactus could resist?

407. - Please meet the other woman, Monique Heart.

408. Get out here.

409. - I'm his wife. Who are you?

410. - Um, his fiancé.

411. - Excuse me? Fiancé, what?

412. - The ring.

413. - This is the ring.

414. - Mine's is bigger.

415. Look, you little bitch.

416. Don't make me cut you.

417. - Cut me all you want,

418. but I'll make sure he pricks you good.

419. - Bitch, he has pricked me. - Pricks you in the worst way,

420. because he's pricked me the best.

421. - Bitch, he was with me last night.

422. - Oh!

423. - Lloyd, you got some 'splaining to do.

424. - You really do.

425. Now let's get to your ass.

426. Excuse me, thank you.

427. Babe, you over here with Cracker Jack

428. looking like "Little House on the Prairie,"

429. and you got all of this right here.

430. Oh, you picked... nothing?

431. Nothing.

432. - I got your ass. Just wait.

433. - Blair was sweet and cute,

434. but the second Monique came out,

435. all I wanted to do

436. was have a front-row seat to the Monique Show.

437. Blair, what do you have to say to Monique?

438. - Look me up and down one more time, girl.

439. I'm just gonna let you know. Look me up and down—

440. - Oh, I've looked many times, and you're very ungodly.

441. - Bitch. - Oh!

442. - Oh!

443. - Now I try to keep the Lord in this bitch,

444. but I'm about to throw him out.

445. - Oh.

446. - Vanjie.

447. - I'm like, dear Lord,

448. keep going, girl, just keep going.

449. - Vanjie. - You might—

450. Vanjie? - Vanjie.

451. - Vanjie! - Vanjie!

452. - Bitch. - Bitch!

453. Vanjie! Vanjie!

454. When we flipped that safe word

455. and put it into our skit, and we go, Vanjie!

456. It worked. Ross loved it.

457. The crowd loved it, and I said, ah, brilliant.

458. I'm brilliant.

459. Bye, America.

460. - You know, I always say it.

461. We are all as sick as our secrets,

462. and nobody knows that better than our next guest,

463. a sick queen who is addicted to eating her own hip pads.

464. Ugh.

465. - Eew. - Right?

466. Gross.

467. Give a big Bossy Rossy welcome to Monet X Change.

468. - How are you? - I'm fine, thanks for asking.

469. - Well, you know, I am the new CEO of cakes for Queens.

470. You know, cakes for queens, you know what I'm saying?

471. But now we started baking cakes for queens,

472. so I brought you a cake for a queen.

473. - Oh, you—

474. - Now, I got a little hungry on the way,

475. so I had a little snack.

476. - So when did you first discover

477. that you loved eating your own hip pads?

478. - I had to drop off a shipment

479. for my good girl, Latrice Royale,

480. and, you know, I stopped by.

481. I brought her her cake for— because she's a queen.

482. And then I got a little whiff of it.

483. Oh, mm.

484. When I travel, I make sure I stuff some

485. in my dress just in case. - Oh, you—

486. - You know what I'm saying?

487. - You're eating some right now.

488. - Yeah, I have it everywhere. It's so good.

489. - Well, I think we can all agree

490. this is a pretty freaky addiction.

491. But when it comes to freaky addictions, you are not alone.

492. - Oh! - Please meet a queen

493. who's addicted to huffing tucking panties.

494. - Please welcome Kameron Michaels.

495. - Hey, y'all.

496. - Hi, Ross. - Hi, darling. Hello.

497. - Mwah, mwah. Hello, baby.

498. I just wanna say, we're gonna get through it together.

499. - No, we're not. You're nasty.

500. - She already catching an attitude.

501. I know we just met, but I'm gonna get

502. a little closer to you because... mm-mm.

503. - Darling. - Nope.

504. - Darling. - I can't do it.

505. My mama taught me better than that.

506. - Monet is a comedy queen,

507. so I know that I have to work harder

508. so that I'm not outshined.

509. - How many times a day

510. do you huff a tucking panty?

511. - About 127 times.

512. - What—

513. - I'm sorry, Ross. Y'all making me nervous.

514. Oh! Oh!

515. Oh, that's good.

516. - Oh, I can smell that from here.

517. - Oh! - I can smell it from here.

518. - I'm sorry, I have to do one more.

519. Oh!

520. Oh, that's good.

521. - That is not good. That is nasty.

522. - Blblblblbl.

523. - Monet, what do you think of Kameron's secret addiction?

524. - She's gonna judge me, y'all.

525. - You know what?

526. Honestly, I think that it is disgusting.

527. - Oh! - It's nasty.

528. - There's only one solution.

529. I'm going to handcuff you two together,

530. and you'll be sober companions for a month.

531. - Ooh.

532. - Stand up. Let's do it.

533. Come here. Give me your hand.

534. Here they are.

535. They are handcuffed together.

536. Now get out of here.

537. - Monet, she was a little... slow,

538. but Kameron sold it throughout.

539. Our next guest,

540. get this, she is deathly afraid

541. of pickles.

542. Please welcome Mayhem.

543. Yeah.

544. - Oh!

545. Welcome to the program.

546. - Oh, my God.

547. I can not believe I'm here on Bossy Rossy.

548. - Yes.

549. Now you do not like pickles?

550. - Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

551. Oh, my God.

552. - Bossy Rossy to the rescue.

553. - Oh, my God, oh, my God, it's happening.

554. - I've invited an expert

555. who specializes in curing pickle phobia.

556. Please welcome our own Dr. Dill, Miz Cracker.

557. - Hello.

558. - Make it stop, make it stop, make it stop.

559. - Okay, now, now, please.

560. Doctor, welcome to the program.

561. Thank you for being here.

562. Dr. Dill, please explain.

563. What is a pickle phobia all about?

564. - Listen, this isn't about you.

565. This isn't about me.

566. This isn't even about my brand new best-selling book,

567. "Dill With It, Learning to Enjoy and Relish Life

568. by Opening a New Jar of Joy."

569. - Miz Cracker sort of like worried me in the beginning

570. because I didn't quite get what she was doing.

571. - Now what I want you to do is reach into this box,

572. and I want you to tell me what you feel.

573. - But then she got there.

574. - There you go. All right.

575. What do you feel?

576. - Oh, it's big.

577. - Okay. All right.

578. - And long.

579. - Okay. All right. What else do we have?

580. - Is there a hole in the bottom of that box?

581. - Absolutely.

582. - It's a pickle. - Nope.

583. Could you reach into here and tell me what is in the box?

584. - A banana!

585. - Okay. I think we're ready for the breakthrough.

586. - Are you ready for the breakthrough?

587. - I wanna tell you a secret.

588. - What?

589. - I'm not just dressed like a pickle.

590. I am actually a pickle.

591. - Oh, my God. - I am a pickle. Wait.

592. - What? - No, you stay right there.

593. Don't you touch me.

594. - This is—nobody—

595. Embrace the way you feel.

596. - And you never know what's gonna happen on Bossy Rossy.

597. Look under your seats, everybody.

598. You get a pickle. You get a pickle.

599. You get a pickle.

600. - After me and Cracker's performance, I feel good.

601. I just want to see what everyone else did

602. so that I know if I need to worry or not.

603. - Coming up...

604. - Oh.

605. - Don't move over there. Chill out.

606. - I don't know what the fuck she's doing.

607. - Stop it.

608. - We should have rehearsed.

609. - Bossy Rossy. Bossy Rossy.

610. Bossy Rossy.

611. - Welcome back.

612. Imagine your shock if you found out

613. that someone had been copying

614. your every look online for years.

615. And no, I'm not talking about me and Nathan Lane

616. or me and k.d. lang.

617. Please give a big Bossy Rossy welcome to The Vixen.

618. Now, what is the name of the queen

619. who is obsessed with you?

620. - Oh, I don't know.

621. It's like Asia or something stupid like that.

622. - Asia O'Hara?

623. - Yeah, that sounds dumb.

624. - When did Asia O'Hara start copying you?

625. - I found out that some girl

626. was giving away free autographs in the middle of Times Square.

627. She's signing my name

628. and telling people that I have a pet pig.

629. - So she's bacon for it.

630. - That... .

631. - You okay?

632. The Vixen was a little wobbly.

633. Are you ready to confront your copycat

634. for the first time right here on Bossy Rossy?

635. What do you think?

636. - I guess.

637. - Welcome Asia O'Hara.

638. Oh!

639. Wow!

640. You look beautiful.

641. - Thank you. - You're wearing my dress!

642. Don't touch me.

643. - Asia, is there any truth to the rumors

644. that you're copying her look?

645. - Listen, it's just rumors.

646. But really, we're just great friends.

647. We've been friends for a long time.

648. - I don't know her.

649. - Yes, you do. Stop it.

650. She follows me on Instagram.

651. - Don't move over there. Chill out.

652. - We had this plan where I scoot over in the chair,

653. and she scoots over closer.

654. I'm scooting, but she's not scooting.

655. And I'm supposed to flip my hair,

656. she's supposed to flip her hair.

657. And I'm looking at her like

658. I don't know what the fuck she's doing.

659. - Is there something you want to say to Asia

660. now that you are face to face for the very first time?

661. - Get your own face.

662. - Oh! - It's my face.

663. I was born with it.

664. Do you know we share the same birthday?

665. - Lies. - Yes.

666. She's a year older than me. - Bitch.

667. - Oh-ho-ho. - You know what? Fine.

668. I will be different.

669. You want to be that way.

670. Now. Now.

671. Who are you now?

672. Huh? Yeah.

673. Aah!

674. - I'm getting sick of this. - No, I'm getting sick of it.

675. - Aah! - Aah!

676. - So the bitch runs off and I'm like, bitch, wait.

677. Do I stay here? Do I wait?

678. Was I supposed to leave? Did I miss an instruction?

679. And I'm like, damn, we should have rehearsed.

680. - Ahh.

681. - Nobody puts this baby in a corner.

682. A grown-ass queen

683. who thinks she's the sexiest baby in the world.

684. Please welcome Aquaria.

685. - Welcome to the program, Aquaria.

686. - Hi, Woss.

687. - Oh, hewwo. - Hewwo.

688. - Please have a seat. - Thank you.

689. - Okay. When did you start living as a sexy baby?

690. - A couple of years ago.

691. I've recently come into my sexiness,

692. I think, as a baby.

693. Met a man that I've married actually.

694. - Oh. - And believe it or not,

695. I can still find love as a baby.

696. - You think that you are the number one

697. sexiest grown-ass baby in the world?

698. - Yeah. I have to be the sexiest.

699. - Well, do we have a surprise for you.

700. - Oh! - Oh!

701. - We have another grown-ass queen

702. who thinks she is the sexiest baby in the world.

703. Please welcome Eureka.

704. Oh!

705. - I've decided to be completely nude basically,

706. as an homage to body positivity.

707. I'm shaped like a fat baby already,

708. so why not give them like legit fat sexy baby?

709. - Welcome to the program, Eureka.

710. - Oh. I'm so happy to be here, I could just die.

711. - Now, what did you do

712. before you realized you were a sexy baby?

713. - I was actually in a very healthy relationship.

714. Well, at least something that I thought was healthy.

715. But he left me because he thought I acted like a baby.

716. And then left me for a baby.

717. So, baby, I turned into the biggest, baddest,

718. sexiest baby to show him, okay?

719. Yes.

720. - Eureka, Aquaria thinks

721. that she is the sexiest baby in the world.

722. - Ross, baby, I think she's wrong.

723. - Oh, honey, no, that's not true.

724. I look like Linda Evangelista.

725. I'm a model.

726. I can walk on this runway in a diaper

727. and they would eat me up.

728. - Ho-ho!

729. - The thing is,

730. I have a husband, and you obviously do not.

731. - Oh, no, no, that's okay. I don't need Michael no more.

732. - Michael?

733. My Michael?

734. - Oh, so you're the baby.

735. Don't you tell me

736. that you pushes you in the stroller, baby.

737. - Oh, honey, I ride all around the block in my stroller.

738. - Ooh! - Ooh!

739. - Oh, all around the block?

740. - I thought Aquaria did a pretty good job holding her own.

741. Unfortunately, she was in a scene with Hurricane Eureka.

742. - No, no, no, no, no, no!

743. - Eureka was like the headliner.

744. - Oh, God.

745. - The truth is, there's only one baby on this set,

746. and it's me.

747. Get out of here, kids. Get out.

748. Get out of here, babies.

749. - No! - Get out of here.

750. - Me and Aquaria worked surprisingly well together.

751. I'm feeling that Vixen is probably bitter

752. because she's the one that paired us together,

753. and I'm actually working well with somebody.

754. Hey, mom. You'd be proud.

755. - Coming up...

756. - I definitely saw the side of Eureka

757. that I was trying to avoid.

758. - Well, I didn't say anything to tear you down,

759. but you did me.

760. - Don't forget to tip your bartenders.

761. - Oh, good morning, good morning.

762. - Going into elimination day, I feel like it's anyone's game.

763. I don't know how everyone else's improv went,

764. so I'm just focusing on, you know,

765. really going inside and saying,

766. I hope someone ruins the runway for themselves

767. and makes it clear who's gonna go home.

768. How do you feel your performance went?

769. - You know, I like doing improv,

770. and that's like a big part of what we do in the city, so...

771. There's always that thing in your mind,

772. you're like, yeah, wah, we're so good.

773. And then you get in front of those judges, girl,

774. and they're like, Michelle goes, Monet.

775. And you're like, goddammit, here we go again, girl.

776. What other group did you get to hear about theirs?

777. Because you know Asia and Vixen were, they're—did you—

778. - Vixen, ice cold quiet, right?

779. - No, but did you hear what they were going to do?

780. - Un-huh.

781. - They were gonna copy each other

782. and play off of you and Aquaria.

783. - Oh, my God. - Just stop right there.

784. - Vixen feels very intimidated

785. that not only is there one Aquaria

786. to beat her out of the competition,

787. but there's another one, too.

788. - I'm just hoping to be safe this week.

789. I could not take being in the bottom again.

790. - I want to hear from the judges.

791. - Careful what you wish for.

792. - I just feel like I'm not having the full experience yet.

793. - Well, I've had the full experience,

794. and I don't never want to be that low again.

795. - The only thing is, every time I end up in "Untucked,"

796. it's some drama, so I'm like

797. I would like to just come to "Untucked"

798. like, hey, y'all what happened? Tell me—

799. - Oh, yeah, you would like to hear about the drama

800. as opposed to—

801. - Yeah, instead of being the drama.

802. - Have you and Eureka made up?

803. - No, I'm ignoring her.

804. - Vixen.

805. - Once my beast is out,

806. it takes a good while for me to put it back.

807. - If Eureka and Aquaria had to lip sync,

808. which one of them would you rather see go home?

809. - Honestly, Eureka.

810. - Really? Why?

811. - Because she's so obnoxious.

812. Like she could be on the other side of the room

813. and still in my ear, you know what I mean?

814. But I think now she's

815. kind of taking the message

816. and like keeping her distance, which, thank God.

817. That's all I want from all of y'all.

818. - Get the message?

819. - Just get the message and let me work in peace, please.

820. - They finally got the message.

821. - They finally got it.

822. Don't poke the bear, goddammit.

823. I gotta figure out how to make that a tee shirt.

824. - Don't poke the bear

825. has become a popular phrase in the workroom,

826. and it is referring to The Vixen.

827. If there's any mess, this ho is ready to fight,

828. and I'm not gonna be no part of it.

829. My teeth were too expensive.

830. - You are the only reason

831. I have not changed my makeup station,

832. 'cause I was about to hit it on y'all asses.

833. - What was it that set you completely off?

834. - She's like, I'm tired of hearing you talk.

835. I'm gonna go smoke. - Y'all hear me?

836. - I'm getting tired of hearing you talk, honestly.

837. Can I go smoke?

838. - If you need to go smoke, just say that.

839. - Yeah. Thanks.

840. - You didn't have— because that was negative.

841. - Girl, you all have a retaliation

842. for everything I say,

843. and you act like I be hogging up the talk time.

844. But then you be doing it, too.

845. - And I'm like, were you doing that to get attention?

846. Is that really how you feel?

847. Because I feel I have been really nice to her.

848. - Well, I felt like you were angry,

849. because you was going completely off.

850. - What the fuck is your problem right now?

851. Are you serious? - What's your problem?

852. - You know what? You are exactly the girl

853. that I did not like on Season 9,

854. and I've been trying to deal with that.

855. - You don't know me, girl. - And see the good in you.

856. But you know what? You are another bitch

857. who doesn't know when to let somebody else talk.

858. - Okay.

859. - Bitch, get your shit together.

860. I felt attacked, saying you tired of hearing me talk.

861. I don't think I was talking any more than anybody else.

862. - I want Eureka and Vixen to bury the hatchet

863. because the bitches are making my nerves bad.

864. I can't.

865. - Hey, girl.

866. - How are you, girl?

867. - I'm good, girl. - You feeling blessed?

868. - Yes, I just always feel like

869. I'm about to break this chair at any moment.

870. - Okay, so look.

871. We need to have a moment. - What moment?

872. - Because the Shady Corner is being very shady within itself.

873. And I would really appreciate it

874. if you guys talked out your differences

875. so we can all get on the same page again.

876. - Honestly, at this point, it's Vixen.

877. She's the one being bitter and quiet and tense and weird.

878. I'm just kind of giving Vixen her space

879. so that she can make her own decisions

880. on what direction our friendship's going to go in,

881. if so at all, to give her the power

882. and not try to be controlling, and et cetera. You know?

883. - Okay.

884. - And I assume with her ego that works—

885. - Vixen, how do you feel?

886. - Um, I haven't decided how I felt yet.

887. I think I saw...

888. I wouldn't say a different side of Eureka,

889. but I definitely saw the side that I was trying to avoid.

890. And so now I've gotta decide what is actually genuine.

891. - Well, I understand that.

892. In my defense, though,

893. I didn't say anything to tear you down, but you did me.

894. - You said you were tired of listening to me talk.

895. - Well, I said "y'all."

896. - No, you said me.

897. I wouldn't have taken offense to y'all.

898. - Okay, well, I can't rewind to make sure,

899. but if that's what you heard,

900. then I believe that's what I said.

901. - Now that feels like the biggest cop-out

902. I've ever heard in my life.

903. - No, I mean, I'm saying I believe that's what I said.

904. Honestly, the moment was so much,

905. by the time it was over, I was kind of like

906. what the fuck even happened, you know.

907. Obviously I pissed you off.

908. - Yeah.

909. - As intensely as you retaliated

910. and you mentioning that you already thought

911. you wouldn't like me because of last season.

912. So when it comes to that, I mean,

913. I've had to deal with that from a lot of people, not just you.

914. Like my career.

915. I was literally like...

916. I mean, I was beat up by my dad, people in school,

917. other football players that I played sports with,

918. constantly because of my personality

919. and because I was too much and too flamboyant and too this.

920. And I silenced myself for a long time

921. and got to a really dark place.

922. So when I found drag, and I found like my voice again,

923. and my personality, and I started to flourish,

924. it got a little out of hand.

925. - I can feel what Eureka's saying

926. about feeling like she wasn't heard.

927. When I started my career,

928. I didn't feel like I could speak out or speak up.

929. There was a long time, most of my drag career,

930. I was just trying to show up, get my money, and leave.

931. And then I decided that, you know, with the current climate,

932. that I needed to start speaking up.

933. So I like lean into saying

934. exactly what the fuck I think.

935. Which is why when somebody pushes—pokes the bear,

936. that's why it goes zero to a hundred.

937. Because it is still new for me,

938. and I don't know how to get to 50.

939. Unfortunately, you know,

940. my damage next to Eureka's damage does not mix well.

941. At this point, all we can do is move forward.

942. - I would like that.

943. I know we're not at a hugging point,

944. but we can do maybe a handshake right now?

945. - I don't think we need physical confirmation.

946. - No? I mean, just like, I'm a physical person.

947. - I don't wanna like put a bow on it

948. because I, you know, still have my reservations.

949. But, I mean, for now

950. we can at least get along and keep moving forward.

951. - That's all I need, honestly.

952. Well, just know that my friendship's here.

953. - Okay. - You know, so...

954. Whatever direction that goes in.

955. - Quick, somebody change the subject.

956. I'm tired of this mushy shit.

957. - We supposed to sit here

958. and talk shit about everybody else.

959. - Coming up... - I thought you were amazing.

960. - You had to act with a real prick.

961. - Welcome to Hollywood.

962. - Welcome to the main stage of "RuPaul's Drag Race."

963. The white Oprah, Michelle Visage.

964. - And you get some boobs, and you get some boobs,

965. and you get some boobs.

966. - The other white Oprah, Carson Kressley.

967. - Oh, no, no, I'm the other white meat.

968. - Oink, oink.

969. - The brilliant Carrie Preston.

970. Did you come with your "Claws" out?

971. - Oh, girl, just trying to nail it like you do.

972. And she's "Still The One," Shania Twain.

973. Girl I love your latest album, "Now."

974. In fact, judges, look under your chairs.

975. - Oh, wow.

976. - Now, now, now.

977. - Thank you.

978. - This week, we challenged our queens

979. to improvise their way through a trashy talk show challenge.

980. And tonight, they're strutting their stuff

981. in denim and diamonds.

982. Let's go, girls.

983. Gentlemen, start your engines,

984. and may the best woman win.

985. - First up, Monet X Change.

986. That's quite some chap-shtick.

987. - I'm giving you rhinestones

988. from the collar of my shirt down to my toes.

989. I'm giving you the essence of denim and diamonds realness.

990. She look good.

991. - This is the new ass-less onesie line.

992. - Chambray, you stay.

993. Kameron Michaels.

994. - Ooh, someone's cups runneth over.

995. - Oh, my, now look at them smokey mountains.

996. - I am serving you young Dolly Parton,

997. big boobs, blonde hair, country realness.

998. I'm from Nashville, and I used to country line dance

999. when I was little, so this is kind of part of my childhood.

1000. - She's a jean-ius.

1001. - The Vixen.

1002. - This is the very rare denim mermaid.

1003. - La-Tanya Tucker.

1004. - I'm showing the judges something new today.

1005. It is a cowgirl-inspired mermaid dress.

1006. I am making sure that they get a look

1007. at every stone on this dress, because there are a lot.

1008. - Y'all, do these diamonds make my ass look fat?

1009. - Asia O'Hara.

1010. - She's on the fringe of brilliance.

1011. - Even cowgirls get the blue jeans.

1012. - This is my Tina Turner Thunderdome

1013. post-apocalyptic shredded denim

1014. that has been through some things,

1015. because I've been fighting bitches in the coat.

1016. - I don't know if this look can be salvaged.

1017. - Aquaria.

1018. - You betta patchwork.

1019. - Oh, look at that beautiful fan.

1020. You know, country fans are the most loyal fans in the world.

1021. - They are.

1022. - Honey, my look on the runway

1023. is inspired by denim and diamonds

1024. meets glitter and grease.

1025. This look has me saying de-nim, she's hot.

1026. - Now hat's entertainment.

1027. - Eureka.

1028. - Elvis is still alive.

1029. - Oh.

1030. - I'm giving you grown-ass Honey Boo Boo

1031. done ate the rest of the family in my Elvis-inspired eleganza.

1032. I am a rhinestone cowgal, honey.

1033. - Now, she calls this a one piece and a biscuit.

1034. - Well, I declare, Blair St. Clair.

1035. It's little Suzanne Sugarbaker.

1036. - Aw.

1037. - Diamonds are a boob's best friend.

1038. - They are. - Yes.

1039. - This outfit is made of 15 different pairs of jeans

1040. that have been ripped and shredded apart

1041. into different patches.

1042. I love this look

1043. because it is encompassed in hair and in diamonds.

1044. I'm like the power country kind of girl.

1045. - Well, if you can't beat 'em, denim.

1046. - Monique Heart.

1047. Well, howdy. It's Niecy Nashville.

1048. - I've stoned my life away.

1049. Those chaps are stoned for the gods, mother darling.

1050. Big stones, little stones, just stones.

1051. - Nothing says class like a great set of ass.

1052. - Mayhem Miller.

1053. - Pinky tuck-a-dare-ho.

1054. - I am serving an homage to the Grand Ole Opry.

1055. I'm giving you cocoa country Barbie

1056. looking like a good old fashioned cowgirl,

1057. ready to ride off into the sunset.

1058. - I wonder who's bed her boots have been under.

1059. - Everybody's, by the looks of it.

1060. - Miz Cracker.

1061. - I could sure go for a hamburger right now.

1062. - Only Miz Cracker

1063. can serve model and moron on the same runway.

1064. Of all the looks I've done in the competition,

1065. this one shows me in my fullest.

1066. My love of beauty, booty, and comedy.

1067. - How much wood would a woodchuck tuck?

1068. - If a woodchuck could tuck wood?

1069. - Welcome, ladies.

1070. Based on your improv performances

1071. and your denim and diamond presentations,

1072. I've made some decisions.

1073. Now when I call your name, please step forward.

1074. Asia O'Hara.

1075. Blair St. Clair.

1076. Kameron Michaels.

1077. Aquaria.

1078. Ladies, you are all safe.

1079. - Kameron Michaels, is there anything

1080. you'd like to say to Shania Twain?

1081. - You were my idol when I was younger.

1082. I used to run around the house

1083. and lip sync and lip sync and lip sync,

1084. and you are probably one of the reasons

1085. that I am here today as a drag queen.

1086. - Well, thank you. The pleasure is mine.

1087. - Look what you did, Shania.

1088. - Thank you.

1089. - All right.

1090. You may leave the stage.

1091. - Ladies, you represent the tops and the bottoms of the week.

1092. Now it's time for the judge's critiques.

1093. - Coming up...

1094. - It's elegant. - I think you look adorable.

1095. - It just seems too juvenile.

1096. - Ladies, it's time for the judge's critiques.

1097. Let's start with Monet X Change.

1098. - Tonight on the runway, it's a little bit of a miss.

1099. I think the idea of the ass-less onesie is cute,

1100. but I think it's a little ill-fitting

1101. because what happens around the crotch is it gaps.

1102. That's a hard thing with a jumpsuit.

1103. You always have something going on down here.

1104. - I have a lot going on down there.

1105. - Girl, me, too. Same.

1106. And then Bossy Rossy.

1107. You came out with a cake,

1108. and my head right away went, oh,

1109. angel food cake looks like padding.

1110. I was thinking, oh, she's coming out with hip pad pie.

1111. And instead, it kind of went nowhere.

1112. - I wanted you to be jonesing for those hip pads.

1113. - You have to be over the top and insane

1114. with this kind of comedy.

1115. And just kind of like er-er-er.

1116. It just fizzled out for me.

1117. - Up next, The Vixen.

1118. - I love this look. It's gorgeous.

1119. I think it is well constructed.

1120. - It's enviable.

1121. I mean, it's glamorous and elegant.

1122. - But you've got no waist cincher,

1123. no waist anything on, do you? - No.

1124. - Imagine that thing just sucked all the way in.

1125. Because it's got a mermaid flair,

1126. it would have gone like this. Wazoo.

1127. And your performance in Bossy Rossy,

1128. you only played one note.

1129. Whining, complaining, yelling.

1130. No! It gets kind of like, okay, we've seen this already.

1131. - Me and Asia came up with a lot of different cues,

1132. and I'm not gonna throw her under the bus at all,

1133. but I will say a lot of the cues came from me,

1134. and she didn't pick up on all of them.

1135. - Thank you, Vixen.

1136. Up next, Eureka.

1137. - I'm enjoying this Kentucky Couture.

1138. I love even your makeup, those clumpy lower lashes

1139. giving me kind of KISS glamour.

1140. - And then the improv, oh, my gosh.

1141. You were a big baby.

1142. And I thought you were amazing.

1143. - And I love that you didn't pad.

1144. I love that you just came out as you.

1145. And you had no hair, so you're giving us

1146. a little Pepper from "American Horror Story."

1147. With like a bib.

1148. - Like I ate her, girl.

1149. - You stole the friggin' show.

1150. - Up next, Monique Heart.

1151. She's standing up there with her hand on her hip.

1152. - Make your backbone slip.

1153. - Oh, girl.

1154. - I love a conflicting pattern.

1155. Tonight it's a full-out war.

1156. There is the leg things with the crystal fringe.

1157. And then we open the acid-washed shirt,

1158. and there's my giraffe. Yes.

1159. - You said giraffe, but I got brown cow.

1160. - Girl, no, that's a giraffe.

1161. Cows ain't spotted like that.

1162. That's a giraffe.

1163. - I saw it and I was like, oh, brown cow.

1164. Stunning.

1165. - In the improv, you had some of your best moments with a cactus.

1166. - I agree. I thought you had to act with a real prick.

1167. - Welcome to Hollywood.

1168. - But it was so strong,

1169. the character was so in it, I was really proud of you.

1170. - Clearly you've seen a lot of trashy daytime talk shows.

1171. - I do improv a lot just hosting,

1172. and I didn't want to dominate the whole scene,

1173. so I was like let's have a safe word, which was Vanjie.

1174. - My safe word is Chaka Khan.

1175. - So Vanjie was your safe word?

1176. - Miss Vanjie.

1177. - Don't... don't...

1178. - Miss Vanjie.

1179. - Don't you start with me, Michelle.

1180. - I'm not gonna do it.

1181. I'm dying to do it.

1182. - Chaka Khan, Chaka Khan, Chaka Khan.

1183. Thank you so much.

1184. Up next, Mayhem Miller.

1185. - Do-si-do your partner, girl.

1186. I think you look adorable.

1187. - Is that pink a denim fabric?

1188. - Oh, yes. - Okay.

1189. It kind of missed the mark for me,

1190. and I think I put my fingers on why.

1191. So you're doing a Toddlers and Tiara.

1192. - Well, when I was thinking of a look,

1193. I was the chocolate Judd.

1194. - A chocolate Judd.

1195. - Chocolate Judd.

1196. - It just seems too juvenile.

1197. - Your improv talk show moment,

1198. you created a great character,

1199. and I just wanted you to go further with it.

1200. You can't be too big.

1201. - It just was overshadowed by Dr. Dill.

1202. It should be give and take. That's what makes a scene work.

1203. - Up next, Miz Cracker.

1204. - I love everything about this, from the makeup,

1205. the color choice, really quality details.

1206. - Now, Dr. Dill. - Dill with it.

1207. - That was exceptional.

1208. Everything about it was dumbly brilliant

1209. and what I've personally come to expect from you.

1210. - I mean, Miz Cracker picked a peck of pickled puns.

1211. You really armed yourself with a lot of really funny puns.

1212. - Had you done improv before?

1213. - I've lied to my boyfriends before.

1214. Never on stage.

1215. - Please don't ever stop doing those fun, quirky, weird things

1216. because that's what we love about you.

1217. - Thank you, ladies. I think we've heard enough.

1218. While you untuck backstage,

1219. the judges and I will deliberate.

1220. So just be-Twain us girls.

1221. What do you think?

1222. Starting with Monet X Change.

1223. - All right, who doesn't love a bottomless onesie?

1224. Oh, I don't.

1225. I didn't love this look.

1226. When she came out on the runway,

1227. I was just like, no, this is a big miss.

1228. - I'm starting to get concerned

1229. that Monet X Change is hitting a wall.

1230. - She thought she was gonna wing it with her personality,

1231. which is charming and all that,

1232. but it wasn't enough.

1233. The Vixen. - It was different.

1234. It wasn't the same old chaps and fringe.

1235. - I just loved the contrast of the denim with the glamour.

1236. - That outfit gave her more shape.

1237. And had she cinched it,

1238. it would have pushed it way over the edge.

1239. - In the improv,

1240. she didn't really give herself anywhere to go.

1241. - All it did was get louder. - Mm-hmm.

1242. - Eureka.

1243. - For me, this is what great drag is about.

1244. It's detailed. It's cohesive.

1245. And when it has a sense of humor layered on top of it,

1246. that is just the cherry on top of the sundae.

1247. - And then out comes big baby and just stole the show.

1248. And then ultimately landed on the floor in a temper tantrum.

1249. It was my favorite moment of the entire night.

1250. - Oh, I totally agree,

1251. and I think just that confidence came out

1252. very obviously on both the runway and the improv.

1253. - Monique Heart.

1254. - Tonight on the runway,

1255. whilst I do give her credit for going for it,

1256. I have no idea what she went for.

1257. - Or what the animal print was.

1258. - I think we've agreed

1259. that it's a long-necked cow.

1260. - You know, I thought her improv moments were great.

1261. She owned that scene.

1262. She even was grabbing the cactus and moving it over to her.

1263. She was yelling at her man.

1264. - And who hasn't had that conversation with a prick?

1265. - Right. - Amen.

1266. - Mayhem Miller.

1267. - I love the idea of the chocolate Judd,

1268. but you shouldn't have to explain your outfit.

1269. Mayhem to me is kind of coasting right now, you guys.

1270. She literally got full lunar and solar eclipsed by Cracker.

1271. - She didn't connect with Dr. Dill very well.

1272. - She was a little bit maybe more grossed out by pickles

1273. than terrified of pickles.

1274. - Right, because if she was playing like the full-on fear,

1275. then she would need this doctor to cure her of this.

1276. - Right. - Yes.

1277. Miz Cracker, Dr. Dill.

1278. - Cracker was hilarious because it was so ridiculous and absurd.

1279. - I am actually a pickle. - Oh!

1280. - That it was funny.

1281. - That should be a real character.

1282. - Yeah, she is smart and she's funny.

1283. And then the denim and diamonds look was perfect.

1284. I just wish she had a larger belt.

1285. Maybe a cucumber bun.

1286. [clap, clap] - Silence.

1287. I have made my decision.

1288. Bring back my... pickles.

1289. - Welcome back, ladies.

1290. I've made some decisions.

1291. Miz Cracker,

1292. you are safe.

1293. - Thank you, Ru.

1294. - Eureka,

1295. for the first time in "Drag Race" herstory,

1296. I'm going to say...

1297. con-drag-ulations, baby,

1298. you are the winner of this week's challenge.

1299. - Whoo!

1300. - You've won two tickets

1301. to Cirque Du Soleil's sexy adult cabaret Zumanity,

1302. plus airfare and deluxe Las Vegas accommodations.

1303. - Thank you so much.

1304. It's a full-circle moment for me right now,

1305. because last season on week five,

1306. I was sent home because of my injury.

1307. And now this season on week five, I won my first challenge.

1308. - Monique Heart.

1309. You're safe.

1310. - Monet X Change,

1311. your hip pad addiction left us jonesing for more.

1312. Mayhem Miller,

1313. your pickled panic portrayal peaked prematurely.

1314. The Vixen, your copycat improv lacked originality.

1315. The Vixen,

1316. you're safe.

1317. - Thank you so much.

1318. - Monet, Mayhem,

1319. I'm sorry, my dears, but you are up for elimination.

1320. - For me to be in the bottom two a second week in a row,

1321. it is so disheartening.

1322. It feels like Ru has wasted a ticket here

1323. to "RuPaul's Drag Race," and I should not be here.

1324. - Two queens stand before me.

1325. Prior to tonight,

1326. you were asked to prepare a lip sync performance

1327. of "Man, I Feel Like A Woman" by Shania Twain.

1328. Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me

1329. and save yourself from elimination.

1330. - The time has come...

1331. for you to lip sync...

1332. for your life.

1333. Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

1334. - Let's go, girls.

1335. Come on.

1336. - Whoo! Yeah!

1337. Hoo!

1338. - Ladies, I've made my decision.

1339. - Monet X Change, shantay you stay.

1340. - Thank you.

1341. - You may join the other girls.

1342. Mayhem, now the world knows it's Miller Time.

1343. - Thank you for believing in me and seeing something special,

1344. even when I didn't think I had anything left in me.

1345. - Thank you. Now sashay away.

1346. - You are all beautiful.

1347. Don't you let nobody ever tell you different.

1348. Do I believe I have a lot more to give

1349. to the competition than others?

1350. Abso-fucking-lutely.

1351. But it's okay, because I got here,

1352. something that I never thought would ever happen.

1353. Bitch, I did it.

1354. I may have not won, but my dream came true.

1355. - Con-drag-ulations, queens.

1356. Remember, if you can't love yourself,

1357. how in the hell are you gonna love somebody else?

1358. Can I get an amen up in here?

1359. - Amen. - All right.

1360. Now let the music play.

1361. - Next time on "RuPaul's Drag Race..."

1362. You need to create your own drag-con panel.

1363. I'll let y'all pick your own groups.

1364. - We do not want this tainted, bitch!

1365. - I thought she was fantastic.

1366. - She's definitely a contender.

1367. - It was just in Yiddish a mishagas.

1368. - Okay. That's cool.

1369. - Your talent is in the bottom two.