RuPaul's Drag Race 10x3

1. - Previously on "RuPaul's Drag Race"...

2. I'm writing you a prescription for Pharmarusical.

3. Yeah!

4. - Bitch, I'm from Chicago.

5. - Team The Vixen.

6. Con-drag-ulations. You are the winning team.

7. - And The Vixen, as team leader,

8. you are the winner of this week's maxi challenge.

9. - Monique Heart.

10. - In the musical performance, I can't remember you.

11. - Kalorie.

12. - I wanted to see more imagination, more creativity,

13. and I think that's why a lot of us lost you.

14. - Eureka. - What happened, Eureka?

15. - I didn't realize I was still so emotional

16. over what had happened to me.

17. - Your knee sent you home last season.

18. If you don't get out of your head,

19. your head's gonna send you home this season.

20. - Eureka, shantay, you stay.

21. - Thank you.

22. - Kalorie, sashay away.

23. - Whew.

24. - Yes, mama, congratulations. - Girl.

25. - You tore that shit up.

26. - What did she have to say?

27. - "Thank you, sisters.

28. "I'm so blessed to have met you all.

29. Keep it kute?"

30. - Cute with a K.

31. - My chubby girl sister, honey, back-back-back,

32. we'll be all fat together again one day.

33. I'm completely shook.

34. I can't believe I got that close to going home.

35. I've worked so hard and fought for so long to be here again.

36. If I don't get out of my mind,

37. then literally all this hard work that I've done

38. is gonna be for nothing.

39. - I'm very proud of all of us,

40. because this was a really hard challenge.

41. - Yeah. - Congrats, Vixen.

42. I thought you were gonna win.

43. - I didn't get here on accident.

44. - Who was it that I said that you were gonna cause her to win

45. by giving her that hair. Who did I say that to?

46. - Me.

47. I think it's kind of funny that The Vixen's best drag look

48. was composed of a wig

49. that she didn't even bring from home.

50. - I have to say I was a little nervous at first.

51. I just thought you were a little like, you know,

52. but you pulled us together.

53. - I chose y'all because I trusted y'all.

54. But at the end of the day,

55. I trusted y'all because I trust my judgment.

56. - Monique, you were in like the bottom three essentially.

57. - I don't feel I was the worst, because I feel like I sold it.

58. My whole look made out of hats, layered in cards, safe.

59. And then I come out in a Cookie Monster costume,

60. with an extra layer of my personality,

61. which is the fact that I'm a crafty queen.

62. - It wasn't no sponge, though.

63. - Ooh. - Ooh.

64. - And you were safe.

65. Moving forward into this week,

66. I'm just gonna make sure

67. that I'm the biggest personality they don't forget.

68. I'm not going home any time soon, America.

69. You can bet that.

70. When you work so hard to get here,

71. like I might have been almost disconnected

72. trying to get here,

73. I feel like get woke, shook, I'm awake.

74. - Every week, Monique thinks

75. that she should have been in the top.

76. Girl, you oughta take a hint.

77. If you're not getting what you think...

78. Step your pussy up.

79. - The winner of "RuPaul's Drag Race"

80. receives a one-year supply

81. of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics

82. and a cash prize of $100,000.

83. With extra special guest judges Nico Tortorella

84. and Courtney Love.

85. - Seven sisters right here.

86. - Whoo.

87. - Week three. - Right!

88. - We're back in the workroom,

89. and after winning,

90. I just wanna win again and again and again and again.

91. I need these girls to know

92. that I am a force to be reckoned with.

93. - Ooh!

94. - She done already done had hers.

95. America's next drag superstar is an old-fashioned girl.

96. - Oh, yes.

97. - But if she's not careful,

98. she gonna get dated.

99. - Whoo-hoo.

100. - I don't even know.

101. - Hello, hello, hello.

102. - Yes, mama.

103. - Ladies, for today's mini challenge,

104. I'm holding screen tests

105. for my provocative new RuPaul's Chocolate Bar campaign.

106. Let me set the scene.

107. You've just arrived in Hollywood,

108. eager for your first big break.

109. And I want you to do whatever it takes

110. to stand out from the crowd and make me laugh.

111. Now, you've got 20 minutes

112. to get into quick, fresh-off-the-bus drag.

113. - Go.

114. - Does anyone have duct tape?

115. - Can y'all turn off the HD for this part?

116. - Oh, my God.

117. - Time's up. Time's up, ladies.

118. Welcome to the RuPaul Chocolate Bar casting call.

119. Don't forget to make me laugh.

120. What's your name?

121. - My name is Miz Cracker, but you can call me

122. what they call me on the streets of Harlem.

123. - What's that? - What the—

124. - See that chocolate bar right there?

125. I want you to do a monologue as the chocolate.

126. - I am the chocolate bar.

127. I taste like your best afternoon.

128. April 24.

129. - Well, that don't make no sense.

130. Hop like a chocolate bunny rabbit.

131. - Is this an episode of "Twin Peaks?"

132. Okay, be a cat.

133. - Meow. - Use your paws.

134. - Meow.

135. - Does kitty like chocolate?

136. - Mee-ee-ow.

137. Give that chocolate a try.

138. - It's nutty. I love nuts in my mouth.

139. - Mmm.

140. - Sing the Pledge of Allegiance.

141. - Bark like a dog. - Arf.

142. - Now tell me in barks how good the chocolate is.

143. - Rarrr! Ru-ruff!

144. - Now, are you a dancer?

145. - I dance for money back home.

146. - Can you show me a dance move?

147. - Oh, yeah, sure, sure.

148. - Faster.

149. Faster.

150. - So fast. So fast.

151. - Why don't you take a rest on the ladder?

152. - Give the chocolate a snuggle.

153. Sweet dreams.

154. - Mime a wall.

155. Sexier.

156. - It's an invisible wall.

157. - Okay, read the ingredients of the chocolate bar.

158. - Sea soo—sau—salt.

159. - Very good.

160. Oh, you've taken the whole wrapper off.

161. - Was I not supposed to? I'll clean it up.

162. - Where you from, Monét?

163. - I'm an Irish girl.

164. - Oh, what part of Ireland?

165. - Northern Ireland.

166. - Can you dance an Irish jig?

167. - Oh, I sure can.

168. It's an Irish jig, girl. You gotta jig it.

169. - Oh, yeah, girl.

170. - Sing something Irish to the chocolate.

171. - Okay, now say it sad, and then smile.

172. - Now, can you do an accent?

173. Top of the morning to you.

174. Do you want something delicious

175. that is succulent, decadent, hot and vivacious?

176. Well, you should totally have RuPaul's Chocolate bar.

177. - That's the worst Jamaican accent I've ever heard.

178. - Tell the chocolate bar what you think of it.

179. - Oh, you decadent chocolate bar, you.

180. Succulent.

181. - Hey, kit cats.

182. - Hey. - Hi.

183. - Three of you really made me snicker.

184. Blair St. Clair.

185. - Monique Heart. - Yeah!

186. - And Monét X Change.

187. - Now ladies, this season,

188. our mission is to take over the mother-tucking world.

189. So for this week's maxi challenge,

190. I want you to use your charisma, uniqueness,

191. nerve and technology

192. to help me market new emerging breakthrough dating apps

193. designed to connect with lonely underserved consumers.

194. Now, the first app is called "End of Days."

195. It's for doomsday preppers

196. who want to spend the rest of their lives

197. with someone special, even if that's just two weeks.

198. - Second is "Fibstr."

199. It's for pathological liars

200. who are looking for a real connection.

201. Or are they?

202. - And last and maybe least is "Madam Buttrface."

203. - It's for she who's got a banging body, but 'er face.

204. - Blair, Monique, and Monét,

205. you are team captains.

206. - Monique has not been in the top at all,

207. which is gaggy to me.

208. So I'm going to pick teammates

209. that are going to kill this challenge.

210. - First pick, Blair St. Clair.

211. - I'm gonna go with Miz Cracker.

212. - Monique. - Miss Dusty Ray Bottoms.

213. - Thank you. - Monét.

214. - Asia O'Hara.

215. - Eureka. - Oh, I'm not last today.

216. - Kameron.

217. - Aquaria.

218. - So you Yuhua, Mayhem, and The Vixen

219. remain to be chosen.

220. - The Vixen. - Yeah!

221. - My good sister Miss Mayhem.

222. - Which means Yuhua, you-a with Team Monét.

223. - Thank you for choosing me.

224. - Team Blair, you'll be working on "End of Days."

225. Team Monique, you'll be working on "Fibstr."

226. And Team Monét, you'll be working on "Madam Buttrface."

227. Now, each team needs to use their acting and writing skills

228. to come up with a commercial

229. that makes me wanna tap that app.

230. Gentlemen, start your engines.

231. And may the best woman win.

232. - So we're Team Fibstr.

233. - All right. - Come on, Fibstr.

234. - What were some of your thoughts?

235. - Him being somebody talking about "I'm completely sane"

236. and all this and that, and this and that, but—

237. and her be in the straitjacket,

238. like she's absolutely fucking nuts.

239. - I think you could play that very, very well.

240. - Great. I would love to.

241. - What if we called it out? Are you a pathological liar?

242. - Is truth serum not your cup of tea?

243. Catfish have been bottom feeders for too long,

244. and we're bringing them to the surface,

245. or something like that.

246. - Do you find it hard to find love as your true self?

247. - Yes.

248. - Okay, so let's write those down.

249. - So everyone's collaborating, throwing out ideas.

250. Mayhem's a little quiet.

251. - Does one of us need to be like the narrator of the app?

252. - I'll do it.

253. - Girl, you better deliver,

254. because if I'm in the bottom two because of you,

255. I'm cutting up all your wigs.

256. All of them.

257. - Introduce your app. What is it called?

258. What should we call it? - It is Buttrface.

259. We don't have to make up a name.

260. - We don't have to come up with another name for it?

261. - No, that's the name of it.

262. - Okay. Madam Buttrface? - Madam Buttrface.

263. I wanted to pick people who I felt were strong competitors,

264. but also were the most creative.

265. So here's the thing about intro-ing the app.

266. - Do you look for a healthy girl?

267. - We have to set it up like have you—are you tired of those—

268. - Are you tired of unhealthy girls?

269. - I got stuck with Yuhua.

270. I didn't choose her, I got stuck with her.

271. And you say, are you tired of those girls

272. you take to the movies?

273. They have those beautiful faces,

274. but then their body feels like a lumpy mess.

275. - Mm, no. That's too... too... too...

276. - Rhyme-y?

277. - No, not even that. So... so typical.

278. Make it funny.

279. - Right, well, I'm, like, brainstorming ideas, girl.

280. This is the tackiest and crunchiest

281. and oldest line in the book, but there's no "I" in "team," girl.

282. - Coming up...

283. - One thing that I can always use is my size.

284. And I can just be excessively eating

285. 'cause I'm afraid the world's gonna end.

286. - Right off the bat, she jumps right to a fat joke.

287. - So we could kind of like have the four of us

288. introducing what's going on,

289. and saying like this is my problem, this is my problem,

290. this is my problem. - Yeah.

291. - But we all have an end solution together.

292. For this week's challenge, we are asked to write,

293. produce, and star in our own commercial for a dating app.

294. And I am one of the team leaders.

295. I'm so excited.

296. - I feel like it either has to be

297. you guys introducing the product,

298. or a narrator introducing the product, but not both.

299. - One thing that I can always use

300. is my size to be comedic.

301. I mean, I know that's like stereotypical funny,

302. but it's the end of the world,

303. and I could just be excessively eating

304. 'cause I'm afraid the world's gonna end,

305. so that way just in case all the food goes bad, I won't starve.

306. - Right off the bat,

307. Eureka has her own ideas

308. on what I should do, she should do, everyone should do.

309. She jumps right to, oh, let's make it about a fat joke,

310. and then it could be about me.

311. - At the end, like, we can all just be like,

312. fight each other,

313. before the mother-fucking world ends!

314. And like have like there's bombs coming at us, like...

315. Who would be open to being my lesbian lover?

316. - Miss Kameron, I know

317. that it takes you two hours to paint.

318. Do you wanna write some lines down once again?

319. 'Cause I do not— - Well, I was gonna talk to you.

320. Since I wrote out the opening lines,

321. do you want me to narrate

322. since I know them really well since I wrote them?

323. - I mean...

324. - What's your call? - That kind of makes sense.

325. - I mean, I don't wanna step on any toes.

326. If you wanna do it, I'll let you do it.

327. But just since I wrote them out,

328. I feel like I can spit them really easy.

329. - What do you feel?

330. - I was just gonna play that role

331. because I felt like I needed to do some kind of like

332. more acting into it.

333. Basically, I don't really have lines.

334. - Were you really like wanting to be that narrator?

335. Mayhem looks like

336. she has an issue with Kameron being the narrator.

337. But closed mouths don't get fed.

338. - I could—that's fine with me. - Stunning. Okay.

339. Let's get ready.

340. - Who "nose" what you can find with "Madam Buttrface?"

341. - Our app is Madam Buttrface.

342. So since we're gonna be Buttrfaces,

343. we agree that the ugly girls

344. need to be really, really fucking ugly.

345. They need to be nothing like their Grindr pictures.

346. They are like the exact opposite.

347. - Where'd you get those noses, Asia?

348. - Right there on the table. - I want one, too.

349. - I don't know if there's any more.

350. - The other two have noses.

351. and then you've gotta have a prosthetic nose, too?

352. The app isn't "Date the Nose, Girl."

353. Black all your teeth and draw moles,

354. and just put hair on it, like big hairs.

355. - Just like gross, like, what's—

356. - I'm thinking of it. Stop screaming at me, dude.

357. - Oh, no, no, no, no. I'm not screaming.

358. - I'm not screaming at you. I'm just telling you.

359. - We're just encouraging quickly

360. because there's a time limit.

361. - Yes, I heard it. Like no noses.

362. I heard it. I heard it. I heard it. I heard it.

363. - I actually like clutched my pearls a little bit.

364. I was like you all relax.

365. We are not attacking you, girl.

366. This is a team. We are here together.

367. If you lose, we all lose.

368. - One time is enough.

369. It's enough times 10.

370. I'm getting irritated

371. because nobody asked for Aquaria's opinion.

372. Take care of those noses on your face, girl.

373. I don't need 10 voices about it.

374. - Oh, "nose," she better know.

375. - Oh, "nose," she better know.

376. - Uh, Miss Mayhem?

377. - Yes, love? - Okay, you getting painted?

378. - Yes. - Thank you.

379. And can you do something very strong

380. and dominatrix-like?

381. - Absolutely. - Thank you.

382. Love you. Appreciate your kindness.

383. - Monique is an effective leader,

384. and I know Monique is tired, like me, of being safe.

385. So I know Monique is going to do everything possible

386. to kind of steal the win.

387. - Fish, what are y'all doing in y'all group?

388. - Girl, the fool.

389. - The absolute, 100% fool.

390. - Team Buttrface might be in the bottom.

391. Asia isn't feeling the concept.

392. She's like, girl.

393. And when another drag queen goes, "girl,"

394. you know it ain't good.

395. - Girl, I think you're gonna do just fine.

396. - Just fine ain't good enough.

397. I didn't come to "Drag Race" to do just fine.

398. - I came to win. - Amen.

399. - I am so into it.

400. - He ain't gotta tell you how to get ugly.

401. She just like putting on her eyebrows.

402. They just look stupid.

403. - Did she really?

404. - Can you—I— because I can't.

405. - I'm so frustrated.

406. I'm like, ugh.

407. Really, girl?

408. - Oh, yeah, I was afraid. I was like,

409. why are you painting so pretty, though?

410. - I'm saying you look pretty.

411. - No, I'm gonna— I'm gonna put dots, girl.

412. - The hardest part for me in this challenge,

413. is wrangling Yuhua.

414. This is just Yuhua all the time.

415. She just—I don't think Yuhua ever really stands on something

416. and like commits to it fully.

417. And that problem is coming to bite us in the ass.

418. - Yuhua, I know you don't want me telling you what to do,

419. but look really fucking ugly.

420. - Wait, so, you know— Are you the pretty one?

421. - I'm the ugly one.

422. - Not with them brows.

423. - I will look ugly in a second.

424. - Team Captain. - So get to it.

425. - I call foul.

426. - Yuhua, if you don't look ugly,

427. I'm gonna punch you in your nose.

428. - I'm gonna look ugly, don't worry.

429. - We need you to serve Monét

430. after she's twirled like three numbers,

431. four high kicks, and one platypus death drop.

432. - Give her the cucumber, baby. Give her the cucumber.

433. - Give us the cucumbers.

434. - I think our name should be Team Sponge.

435. - No, bitch.

436. - Are we gonna have the luck of the sponge?

437. - The luck of the sponge didn't work the first time.

438. It's not gonna work. - It did work. I was safe.

439. My ass is here, and Vanessa and Vanjie are somewhere else, girl.

440. - Vanjie.

441. - Vanjie. - Vanjie.

442. - Vanjie.

443. - Coming up... - Action.

444. - Don't be such a drama queen.

445. - I'm ready to hit another bitch.

446. - Hello.

447. - Hi. - Hi.

448. - Hi, ladies.

449. - Lights, camera, action.

450. It's time for us to shoot our commercial

451. with Michelle and Carson.

452. Let's kill it.

453. - You could use anything here, including our pit crew boys.

454. And of course, all these furnishings

455. brought to you by Objects.

456. Do you wanna talk us through your commercial?

457. - So our app is called "Fibstr."

458. It's for pathological liars.

459. We're gonna start this scene with the narrator first.

460. - Who's the narrator? - Kameron is.

461. - Kameron. Okay. Great.

462. - And are those your boobs?

463. - Yeah, I was trying to give a little Michelle Visage—

464. - Oh, wow. - Same doctor, yeah.

465. - Congratulations. All right, liars.

466. Make us believe it.

467. - And action.

468. - Introducing "Fibstr,"

469. the new app for pathological liars looking for love.

470. - Cut. Okay, hold on.

471. "Fibstr," you can't do it in front of your face.

472. - And I think what you're trying to really sell

473. is the name of the app, which is "Fibstr."

474. So I think it should be big on "Fibstr."

475. Like that's your like showgirl moment.

476. "Fibstr." - Okay.

477. - And action.

478. - Introducing "Fibstr,"

479. the new app for pathological liars looking for love.

480. - Kameron is trying to be a real businesswoman

481. about being the narrator.

482. But it's falling flat.

483. I could have done better.

484. - Okay, what's next, ladies?

485. - So my scene is pretty much I'm playing like I'm bougie.

486. I live in Beverly Hills.

487. However, when it pans out,

488. it's actually that I'm broke and from Compton,

489. and I have roaches, so, you know, very, very bad.

490. Three, two, one, action.

491. - She's self-directing. - She is.

492. - I'm looking for a beautiful, strong—

493. Let's do that part again.

494. - Okay. - Action.

495. I'm looking for a beautiful, strong man

496. with big arms and great legs

497. that loves house visitors and house guests.

498. A man that loves the simple things.

499. Great. Cut.

500. - She'd rather be a director than an actress.

501. - We've got four and a half minutes left.

502. I wish I had a doctor that didn't wear pants.

503. - You've gotta see a new doctor.

504. - Okay, what's happening in this scene, Mayhem?

505. - We're on this date, finally,

506. and then I'm gonna drop my menu,

507. because I'm covering my face.

508. I'm gonna drop my menu, and then I'm gonna reveal like—

509. - You're a different person. - We're seeing the blonde hair.

510. Okay. I get it. - Yeah.

511. It's a sight gag.

512. Here we go. And action.

513. Okay. So, Mayhem, what's the reaction you want from him?

514. I get the sight gag is this is different than this.

515. - Mm-hmm. Yes. Um...

516. - What comes after this?

517. - Then he's supposed to be into it.

518. He's supposed to go along with it.

519. It's what we talked about, remember?

520. Just Bryce, she does her deep voice,

521. you still kind of give that puzzled look,

522. then you're gonna go ahead and be like, sure,

523. let's go on and get out of here.

524. - Monique is definitely a micromanager

525. when it comes to leading.

526. God, this is frustrating.

527. - And you have to make it known, Mayhem,

528. because looking at you, we don't really read bondage.

529. You know, it reads hot leather chick.

530. - Right. - It doesn't really—

531. - Should I take off my jacket? - Maybe.

532. - Whatcha got underneath?

533. - Yeah. - Much better, yeah.

534. - Stunning. At the end of the day,

535. this is the finished product of moi.

536. I need them to excel in front of the judges,

537. so I probably overstepped my bounds.

538. Kill me.

539. - And action.

540. - I think that's it.

541. - Is that everything? - Yes, ma'am.

542. - All right. - I had nowhere to go

543. with being a dominatrix.

544. I think if I was playing the narrator,

545. I would have had more fun with it.

546. - Oh, look how cute. - Hi.

547. - It's our time to go in front of Michelle and Carson,

548. and what we bring to the stage first of all

549. is smiles and confidence.

550. We know Michelle is like a dog. She can smell fear.

551. - So our commercial that we're shooting today

552. is called "End of Days."

553. It's a new dating app for more than just the gays.

554. - Very campy and over the top.

555. - So whatever you want to do first, let's get to it.

556. Here we go. And action.

557. - Oh, ladies! Ladies, have you heard?

558. It's the end of the world!

559. - Well, yeah, girl.

560. - I can't die tired or hungry

561. or worse...

562. a virgin!

563. - Sweetheart, snap out of it!

564. - Oh! - Don't be such a drama queen!

565. - Cut, cut, cut, cut. You actually hit her.

566. - I think I did a little, yeah. - It's method.

567. - We're method acting.

568. - That's actually— no, it's called hitting.

569. - Miz Cracker, are you okay?

570. - Drag is a contact sport.

571. - Okay, good.

572. We're gonna do that again, and I think

573. you could do better than that, Eureka.

574. - Okay.

575. - You got more in you, girl. Come on.

576. Ready? And action.

577. - Sweetheart, snap out of it.

578. - Ah! - Don't be a drama queen.

579. - Aah!

580. - Jesus! Cut!

581. - That was funny. - Okay.

582. - I'm ready to hit another bitch.

583. - Okay, here we go. Let's go for it.

584. And action.

585. - Till death do us part.

586. - Oh. - Oh.

587. - Okay, cut.

588. I like that little makeout,

589. but you should give a little shrug like fuck it.

590. - Okay. Right.

591. - Right. - That's great. Yeah.

592. - And Vixen, be present,

593. because you're by yourself with a sandwich board on.

594. She's just gonna be looking at them or like, aah, you know.

595. - The Vixen seems kind of disconnected,

596. and I feel like she's taking this a little too serious.

597. - And action.

598. - Till death do us part.

599. And cut.

600. - Is that too much?

601. - Eureka just said, "Was that too much?"

602. - Of course Eureka did great

603. in a scene-stealing challenge

604. because Eureka's great

605. at making all the attention on her, so...

606. - Hello. - Hello, ladies.

607. - Wow. Tell us about your app.

608. - Our app is "Madam Buttrface."

609. It's for those lovely ladies and gentlemen

610. who want to find a lady who is everything,

611. but her mother fuckin' face.

612. - Oh. - Okay.

613. And are you the team leader? - I am.

614. For this commercial, we did a lot of typecasting.

615. And, you know, I am the most pretty one out of the group.

616. Aquaria thinks it's her, but it's not.

617. So I took the role as a pretty bitch

618. with a fucked up body

619. because that's pretty much art imitating life

620. imitating art, girl.

621. - Okay, here we go. And action.

622. - Welcome to Madam Buttrface, the new revolutionary dating app

623. where you can find that beautiful chick

624. with a face—sorry. fuck, my line.

625. - No worries. Redo.

626. Asia, this is a great opportunity

627. for you to like upstage people and give us lots of face and—

628. - Asia, you need to mug back there.

629. - Yes. Give it everything.

630. - Okay. - Here we go.

631. And action.

632. - Welcome to Madam Buttrface, the revolutionary new dating app

633. where you find that beautiful girl with that sexy body,

634. but the face you probably wanna shove into a pillow.

635. - Cut.

636. She literally looks like Lucy, like the missing link.

637. Asia, great work.

638. - Thank you.

639. - So I see them like living for Asia,

640. and I'm like goddamn it, that needs to be me, not Asia.

641. Focus on me.

642. Like me.

643. - That's great. - Cut. Great.

644. - Let's move on. - Okay, rolling. Here we go.

645. Action.

646. - My hot and sexy body

647. allows me to exercise in all different positions.

648. - Cut.

649. - Is that good? - Um...

650. We're gonna do that again.

651. Here we go. Time's ticking.

652. And action.

653. - My hot and flexible body

654. allows me to exercise in all different positions.

655. - Um, I don't underst—

656. Like, is it going to make sense in context?

657. I'm not sure I'm quite getting it.

658. - With my strong and flexible body,

659. I can move in all different positions.

660. I don't think Yuhua's jokes really landed

661. because it somehow had nothing to do with the dating app.

662. I think this is Yuhua's like do-wah-do-wah moment.

663. I could watch that a million times.

664. - We have 11 minutes left.

665. Here we go. Hold on, where you going?

666. Go back, girl. Action.

667. - What? Oh.

668. - Okay.

669. - I am thinking, bitch, I'm on a sinking boat,

670. and I'm the only bitch with a life jacket.

671. - Okay, got it.

672. - Coming up...

673. - Can we talk about how your best drag

674. is someone else's wig, though?

675. - Ooh-ha-ha!

676. - You threw the rock, hit your head,

677. and got spanked. Deal with it.

678. - Will you just shut the fuck up?

679. - All right, ladies, here we go.

680. - Yeah.

681. - It's elimination day, and I'm nervous.

682. I don't feel like I stood out, and that's a bad thing.

683. - I feel like it's been really difficult for me

684. to actually connect to other people here.

685. How am I supposed to get by our whole competition by myself?

686. It's actually been really hard being here without my mom.

687. - Yeah.

688. - My mom and I are really, really, really, really close.

689. And me being here without her, not hearing her every day

690. or talking to her or like even that moment to vent,

691. and be like, hey, I did really well today,

692. or, hey, I had a really rough day,

693. and I just need to talk about it.

694. That's been like all bottled up this whole time here,

695. and it's been, like...

696. I've just like needed that support.

697. - I have several drag children. I'll be your friend.

698. - How is it not being a team captain?

699. - I did not like it at all.

700. Now I gotta depend on somebody else to get it right?

701. This is gonna be hard, like...

702. - And they're gonna be looking at you, bitch.

703. Okay, you were sticking it last week.

704. Are you sticking it again?

705. - Right, because I won twice in one week, so—

706. - But one of them times was a Eureka wig.

707. - That I borrowed from Monique.

708. I earned that wig fair and square.

709. You gotta let that go, Miss Thing.

710. - Can we talk about how your best drag

711. is someone else's wig, though?

712. That's confusing.

713. - Ooh. - I brought my best drag.

714. I didn't borrow my best drag. - You brought your best drag?

715. Why didn't you wear it on the runway, though?

716. - Obviously we weren't being judged on our drag.

717. - You got read. Is the library open?

718. - I'm saying the hair was borrowed.

719. - I had another wig that matched the dress, as well.

720. - Okay, I'm just saying.

721. - So what are you saying? That I won?

722. So I won, and you were in the bottom.

723. You wanted to be shady. It didn't work.

724. - America, let the facts be the facts.

725. Vixen handed Aquaria her ass

726. in a gift bag, gift-wrapped.

727. There you go. Merry Christmas.

728. - So let's talk about— - Aah!

729. A spider!

730. - What? - Aah!

731. - I can't—I can't—I can't.

732. I know I'm queening out. I can't.

733. Aah! It's a big one! I told you.

734. - It's huge! - Aah!

735. - Aah! - It's just a spider.

736. - You can see it through the lace.

737. - It's a dinosaur. Did you see it?

738. - Oh, Kameron, you're a bitch. - It's huge.

739. - Aah! Oh, my God!

740. - It is a spi— oh, my Lord.

741. - That spider saved Aquaria's life.

742. - Blair, how was your team? You're a team leader.

743. - Our scene that we were selling was called "End of Days,"

744. so we came up with the storyline

745. that the end of the world,

746. like the Rapture is coming kind of thing.

747. - You made it religious? - A little, yeah.

748. But we weren't making fun of religion in it.

749. I grew up in an extremely Christian household.

750. - Same.

751. - My parents are very, very religious.

752. - But I find it so interesting,

753. because your parents are so supportive of you and your drag.

754. - Yeah. My mom is seriously my biggest 100% supporter.

755. My mom wears around, like, Number 1 like Blair fan.

756. - My parents have never seen me in a show.

757. I don't think they'll ever come.

758. - Never? - No.

759. - So, like, they're still not supportive to this day?

760. - Me and my family don't really talk anymore.

761. It feels good to hear

762. that Blair came from a really conservative,

763. religious family,

764. and everything is working out just fine for them.

765. My family doesn't even know I'm here.

766. When I came out to my family,

767. the night before it happened,

768. I literally was like at my breaking point.

769. Like I was at my lowest low with everything.

770. And I literally, like, cried out to God,

771. and was like, I need a change in my life.

772. Like, I need something to happen

773. and to be different for me.

774. And then literally the next morning, my mom was like,

775. hey, come downstairs, we need to talk about this,

776. and the whole me coming out happened.

777. My mom knocks on my door and says,

778. uh, your dad just found something on your computer.

779. They lost it.

780. They took me to church. They got me exorcised

781. because they thought I was possessed by a gay demon.

782. I had this like prayer warrior sitting in front of me.

783. My mom and dad were standing behind her looking at me.

784. I had to list every person

785. I've ever had a sexual encounter with.

786. I was so confused after the whole thing went down,

787. because was I straight now?

788. Like...

789. I had to go through therapy.

790. - Oh, my God. - And I was on a track

791. to go to straight camp. - That's crazy.

792. - I was meeting with these pastors,

793. and he was like, "In a homosexual relationship,

794. you'll never find success.

795. You'll never find love."

796. And I stopped him and I went upstairs

797. and I packed my car.

798. I said I can't do this anymore.

799. It was the most humiliating, awful thing of my life ever.

800. Now I have a wonderful fiancé.

801. We have a beautiful life together.

802. Things are going really great in my life,

803. and I didn't have to compromise or change

804. for someone's small-minded view.

805. But it was a journey.

806. I still believe in God because I cried out and I was heard.

807. My whole life is different because of that day.

808. - Yeah. It's gut-wrenching to feel like these little boys

809. were in communities where they thought they were loved.

810. But to have these experiences where you are so ostracized,

811. and you feel like you can turn to no one else,

812. it makes me grateful to know that I never had to endure that.

813. I still go to church every Sunday morning.

814. I'm the section leader of a Methodist Church, girl.

815. I go to choir rehearsal on Wednesdays in full drag.

816. - Yay! - Do you really?

817. - Yes. - That is amazing.

818. - Hearing everyone's story

819. is truly helping me see the truth of who they are.

820. We come here with big makeup, big hair,

821. and it's easy to live behind a character.

822. So it's so great to see vulnerability.

823. - When y'all come to New York City,

824. we all gonna go to my church in full drag.

825. - Yeah! - And they will live for it.

826. - I might have to meet y'all at brunch afterwards.

827. - Girl, can y'all stop being so negative all the time?

828. Jeez. - What'd you call me?

829. - Negative.

830. - Was it something I said?

831. - Aquaria, what happened?

832. - No, Vixen's just a bitch.

833. And she's just trying to like get my goat at everything,

834. so I'm not— - Apparently I got it.

835. - Ooh. - Y'all quit.

836. - You don't have to keep like coming at me.

837. - But I can. - That's fine, and—

838. - And it is.

839. - Will you just shut the fuck up?

840. - I will if I feel like it.

841. - All right, then keep talking.

842. - You threw the rock, hit your head, and got spanked.

843. Deal with it.

844. Deal with it.

845. - Can't we be sisters at least sometimes?

846. - She ain't no kin to me.

847. - You came for me.

848. - And you got got. - Stop it.

849. - I was just saying that it's clear

850. that the runways aren't being judged.

851. - Ooh.

852. - If the runways weren't being judged,

853. then me wearing that hair on the runway would not be an issue.

854. So what is your point?

855. I was just saying that it was interesting—

856. - So if the runways aren't being judged,

857. me wearing that hair on the runway was mute.

858. - I'm not talking to you, Vixen.

859. - All right, well, silent you shall be.

860. - Silent I was.

861. You're the one with the problem.

862. - That's all.

863. - Aquaria.

864. Oh, she's exiting.

865. - You knew that I was a pit bull.

866. - So why don't you be the bigger person?

867. - I hear what you're saying, be the bigger person.

868. - South Chicago don't need to be here right now.

869. - Oh, but South Chicago is in the building.

870. - Vixen, she told y'all

871. from the first word that came out of her mouth—

872. - You wanna fight, girl. She said it.

873. - And I'm not here to fight y'all.

874. I'm here to fight for the crown.

875. But if you try it—

876. - Ooh.

877. - The problem with Aquaria is

878. she likes to poke the bear and run.

879. This bear will chase you.

880. So if I have to hunt her down to remind her

881. that I am not to play with, that's what I'm gonna do.

882. - Coming up... - You're giving us drama.

883. - I will say this is not one of my favorite looks.

884. It looks a little bit arts-and-craftsy.

885. - I'm gonna agree with Carson.

886. - Oh, Courtney!

887. - At what?

888. Welcome to the main stage of "RuPaul's Drag Race."

889. Swipe right, it's Michelle Visage.

890. - Don't I look just like my profile pic?

891. - No.

892. - Style superstar Carson Kressley.

893. - Ru, you're only 20 feet away, and you're willing to host.

894. - You don't have a cat, do you?

895. - Only the one between me down there.

896. - Ooh.

897. - "Drag Race" superfan Nico Tortorella.

898. - It is a dream come true to be here,

899. and might I say you look absolutely gorgeous tonight.

900. - Well, you shouldn't say anything

901. until after you get the bill.

902. - Copy.

903. - The one and only Courtney Love.

904. - Thank you for having me. I'm so excited to be here.

905. You look beautiful.

906. - Thank you, darling. We're so excited to have you.

907. This week, we challenged our queens

908. to create commercials for wacky new dating apps.

909. And tonight, on the runway, category is...

910. feathers.

911. Gentlemen, start your engines,

912. and may the best woman win.

913. - Up first, Blair St. Clair.

914. - This is a real swan song for her.

915. - I am floating down the runway with each step that I take.

916. I have white feathers dripping from my shoulder tip to my toes.

917. I can fly away in this look.

918. - Ooh, look who just flew the coop.

919. - Bye-bye, birdie.

920. Miz Cracker.

921. - I can see her egg. She's ovulating.

922. - Well, she just got laid.

923. - I'm not putting on a character.

924. I'm thinking about my friend.

925. On the day he died,

926. a bluebird started building a nest on my fire escape.

927. So this is in honor of him.

928. This nest is a symbol of new life.

929. - She's simply the nest.

930. - Eureka.

931. - Eureka Allan Poe.

932. - She's Crow-ella de Vil.

933. - I'm going very dark glamorous,

934. avant garde, queen of the crows kind of fish.

935. And I might have to throw in an old loaf for the kids,

936. because I think they're thirsty for it.

937. - They always say a bird on hand is better than two in your bush.

938. - I don't know if I agree.

939. - The Vixen.

940. - She just peacock blocked me.

941. Miss Peacock in the library with a stiletto.

942. - I'm wearing peacock feathers.

943. It's my favorite animal.

944. I used to work at a zoo,

945. and the peacocks were always so fierce.

946. And I love that the male peacock is always the pretty one.

947. So tonight, I am prancing and twirling that tail serving.

948. - Oh, she's got a big cocky.

949. - Monique Heart.

950. Call her Mother... Goose.

951. - She's totally winging it.

952. - I am giving you white and gold phoenix.

953. If the huntsman had a good sister,

954. I would have been that sister.

955. I feel stunning.

956. - Would you call that a duster, a feather duster?

957. - Cockatoos gone wild.

958. - Mayhem Miller.

959. - She had a raspberry bouquet.

960. - These have always brought me pluck.

961. - These feathers are gorgeous.

962. They're vibrant and they're flowing,

963. and I'm floating across the ground.

964. All the other girls can flock off.

965. I got this one.

966. - Why don't you come up and pluck me some time?

967. - Dusty Ray Bottoms.

968. What do you do when you cross the Chicken Ranch

969. with Best Little Whorehouse in Texas?

970. - I am feeling my feather fantasy,

971. showgirling my arms down the runway.

972. I'm loving it.

973. - What's the big teal? She doesn't give a flock.

974. - Kameron Michaels.

975. Something sick-ed this way come.

976. - From the Joan Collins avian collection.

977. - I'm giving you my best evil queen

978. here to rule the world.

979. I am stealing all the souls,

980. and tearing out all the hearts on the runway.

981. So I'm living my fantasy.

982. - She is really talon-ted.

983. - She's terrif-icarus.

984. No? No one?

985. - Monét X Change.

986. - Mini beaks.

987. - Oh, my God, I hate you.

988. - I feel like a dignified woman from the 18th century.

989. I don't know if they had feathers then,

990. but I'm wearing them now.

991. This hair is very me. I love a finger wave.

992. I am stoned for filth, and I look great.

993. - She's sweeping the floor with the competition.

994. - Asia O'Hara.

995. - Everyone's been tweeting about this.

996. - I thought I saw a puddy cat.

997. - I'm on the runway

998. and I start to for a second think,

999. bitch, you look silly.

1000. But I'm like, no, no, no, no, no.

1001. Bitch, you made it. You put it on.

1002. You're gonna sell it.

1003. So I am just modeling

1004. and living my Tweety Bird fantasy.

1005. - Anyone got eyes on Asia?

1006. - Yuhua Hamasaki.

1007. Murder, she crowed.

1008. - I am wearing a black feathered dress

1009. with stick-up crows,

1010. and they're just flying to me

1011. because I'm the queen of the crows.

1012. I feel amazing.

1013. I'm embodying the shape of that dress.

1014. It is very Alexander McQueen inspired.

1015. - This is really a look to crow about.

1016. - Ca-caw!

1017. - Aquaria. - Mmm.

1018. - Are you okay, Cupid?

1019. - My look this week

1020. is a cross between St. Sebastian and a wounded bird.

1021. I'm projecting complete agony and melodrama.

1022. Some people kill two birds with one stone.

1023. I decided to kill one bird with two arrows.

1024. - This is what it sounds like when doves cry.

1025. - Coming up...

1026. - I'm getting the feeling

1027. that acting is not your favorite thing to do.

1028. - We didn't notice you in this commercial.

1029. - You didn't come to make friends.

1030. You came to win a competition.

1031. - Welcome, ladies.

1032. It's time to screen your commercials.

1033. First up, Team Blair St. Clair.

1034. I do declare.

1035. - Heaven help us alive, Jesus.

1036. The end is near! You, you, the end is near!

1037. - Whatever do you mean?

1038. - Find someone to love you and hug you and hold you, girl.

1039. The end is near! - Oh!

1040. - Don't die alone.

1041. Run!

1042. - Oh, ladies, ladies, haven't you heard?

1043. The end of the world is coming.

1044. - Yeah, we know, girl.

1045. - I can't die tired or hungry,

1046. or worse...

1047. a virgin!

1048. - Sweetheart, snap out of it.

1049. Anybody who's worried about the end of days has...

1050. "End of Days."

1051. - The same thing as

1052. Christian Tingle.

1053. - It's just a new dating app for doomsday preppers

1054. who want to find that special someone...

1055. before it's too late.

1056. I was all alone in my bunker, rocking back and forth.

1057. Now I have someone to

1058. rock my world.

1059. "End of Days."

1060. Together till the end.

1061. - I was stealing food from the grocery store alone.

1062. Now I've got a partner in crime.

1063. I love End of Days because there's just never enough.

1064. - But how can I get my end of days?

1065. - All you gotta do

1066. is download the app.

1067. What are you waiting for?

1068. - Maybe it isn't the end of the world.

1069. I got a hit.

1070. - "End of Days," till death do us part.

1071. - Oh.

1072. - The end isnear.

1073. Thanks, "End of Days."

1074. Armageddon laid tonight.

1075. - Up next, Team Monique Heart.

1076. - Are you a pathological liar?

1077. Is truth serum not your cup of tea?

1078. Is it hard to show people the real you?

1079. Introducing "Fibstr," the new app

1080. for pathological liars looking for love.

1081. So no bottom feeding for you anymore, catfish.

1082. Unless you're into that.

1083. - I'm Judy. I'm a 26-year-old gorgeous teacher

1084. on vacation here at this beautiful resort.

1085. I'm looking for a man who can handle all my personalities.

1086. It's hard to find true love

1087. when you have Samantha, Becky,

1088. and Tim living inside you.

1089. - Hi, my name is Taneesha,

1090. spelled just like it sounds.

1091. I live in Beverly Hills in a six-bedroom mansion.

1092. I'm looking for a man who loves houseguests and house visitors.

1093. - It's me, Tammy.

1094. I'm totally a California girl,

1095. tall, blonde, with an awesome tan.

1096. I'm looking for a super dude that totes down for hiking,

1097. going to the farmers market on the weekends,

1098. and down for a girl who's not afraid to take charge.

1099. - Simply log in and one little white lie

1100. can lead to a lifetime of happiness.

1101. - Thanks to "Fibstr," all of us have found true love.

1102. And he loves all of us.

1103. - Thanks, "Fibstr," for helping me find

1104. a man that loves me and my true beauty.

1105. It's one of our houseguests, hon.

1106. Let 'em play.

1107. Let's get out of here.

1108. I'm gonna make you my new bitch.

1109. Thanks, "Fibstr."

1110. - It's not lying.

1111. It's "Fibstr."

1112. - Up next, Team Monét X Change.

1113. - Ever been at a $3.00 matinee with that special girl?

1114. A romantic scene comes up,

1115. and you want something sexy to grab onto.

1116. Just one problem.

1117. Feels like a bag of bricks.

1118. - Welcome to "Madam Buttrface,"

1119. the revolutionary new dating app

1120. where you can score that sexy chick

1121. with a face you'd rather shove into a pillow.

1122. Wanna take your old lady to the beach,

1123. but don't want your friends to clock that busted body?

1124. Try "Madam Buttrface."

1125. - Everyone knows that during the summertime...

1126. A banging body is way more important than a cute face.

1127. Come to "Madam Buttrface,"

1128. where you can get yourself a cute girl like me

1129. with a Baywatch body,

1130. even though she got a hurricane face.

1131. - For a night out on the town,

1132. it's crucial to have a hot lady to show around.

1133. Whether you're at the club or just want someone to hug,

1134. download "Madam Buttrface,"

1135. and we can help you find some love.

1136. - I was invited to this super exclusive party,

1137. but I didn't even have a hot date.

1138. Thanks to "Madam Buttrface,"

1139. I found a hot guy who could take all this body

1140. without worrying about this busted face.

1141. - Need that hot chick to impress your friends at the gym?

1142. Well, now she's only a swipe away with "Madam Buttrface."

1143. - My hot and flexible body

1144. allows me to exercise in all different positions.

1145. And with my strong hands,

1146. I can hold onto your weight

1147. and your friend's weight.

1148. Oh, wow, so heavy.

1149. And thank you, "Madam Buttrface."

1150. Without you, I would be single forever.

1151. - Don't these men look delightfully awkward

1152. with their paper bag beauties?

1153. Who needs to date a dud when you can have a buttrface?

1154. - Everything's better...

1155. with a buttrface.

1156. - Whoo.

1157. - On a scale of 1 to 10,

1158. I'm gonna give myself an 8,

1159. Aquaria a 7, Monét a 6, and Yuhua a 2.

1160. I'm gonna have to do the math and get back to you,

1161. but I don't think that averages out

1162. to a winning performance.

1163. - Coming up...

1164. - Ladies, this week you worked as teams.

1165. But tonight, you'll be judged individually.

1166. - Ladies, this week you worked as teams.

1167. But tonight, you'll be judged individually.

1168. - Yikes. This is not good.

1169. - Now when I call your name, please step forward.

1170. Asia O'Hara.

1171. Eureka.

1172. Blair St. Clair.

1173. You are the tops of the week.

1174. - Yuhua Hamasaki.

1175. Kameron Michaels.

1176. Mayhem Miller.

1177. You are the bottom three.

1178. The rest of you are safe.

1179. And you may leave the stage.

1180. - It's time for the judges' critiques.

1181. Up first, Blair St. Clair.

1182. - I will say this is not one of my favorite looks.

1183. It looks a little bit arts-and-craftsy.

1184. - I have to disagree.

1185. I don't think it looks arts-and-craftsy to me.

1186. It almost is giving me

1187. like a Marchesa Chicken Ranch wedding moment.

1188. You were the "End of Days" team,

1189. and you waltzed in there in your Amish Amy Adams getup.

1190. - Mm-hmm.

1191. - And I appreciated your leadership.

1192. I think these commercials are about three things:

1193. about concept, comedy, and about teamwork,

1194. and I think you did all of those beautifully.

1195. - You're obviously some sort of seasoned actor.

1196. It's not an app maybe I'd use, but I'd think about it

1197. if it was, you know, Armageddon, which may be coming.

1198. - Up next, Eureka.

1199. - I'm so happy to see you here.

1200. I was such a big fan in season 9.

1201. - Oh, thank you.

1202. - You definitely brought it tonight.

1203. - Welcome back to the competition, Eureka.

1204. - Thank you. I feel like I finally showed up.

1205. - This is the level of Eureka we expect to see.

1206. And the funniest line almost out of them was, "I know, girl."

1207. - Yeah, that was the best.

1208. - It's so simple, but it's just you being you.

1209. - This particular look, why I love this,

1210. is that you're giving us drama,

1211. you're giving us glamorous makeup.

1212. - I love all the goth stuff.

1213. Putting that raven on your hand, it's great drag.

1214. - Oh, that was a raven critique.

1215. - Up next, Mayhem Miller.

1216. - That's a beautiful color on you.

1217. Your makeup is, as always, flawless.

1218. And I think the reason that you're in the bottom

1219. is because of what happened in your commercial.

1220. - We didn't notice you even in this commercial.

1221. You appeared at the end and the joke wasn't tight,

1222. and there wasn't like a yin to the yang of it.

1223. And it's just like, hmm, I don't get it.

1224. - The joke was so disjointed it didn't play.

1225. You probably knew it wasn't going to work.

1226. - I did.

1227. - Did you say something to your team?

1228. - Um, no, because I wanted to be a team player.

1229. - Who was the person you were supposed to tell

1230. that you didn't like that?

1231. - Monique. She was our team leader.

1232. - So was there some kind of clash?

1233. - She was very direct in what she wanted.

1234. So I was like, okay, I'm gonna fall back,

1235. because I know if I was to try to enforce something,

1236. I would get shut down.

1237. - You realize that you get one shot each week.

1238. It could be your time to go.

1239. On this show, you didn't come to make friends.

1240. You came to win a competition.

1241. - Up next, Kameron Michaels.

1242. - I hate minimalism.

1243. So when I saw you come out in this look,

1244. which is like Malifi-Cher.

1245. The shoulder detail,

1246. how the arms and the wings kind of move,

1247. and they're like mechanical.

1248. The bodysuit is kind of like a Bob Mackie moment.

1249. - The Bob Plockey. - It's a Bob Plockey, yeah.

1250. - I am shocked that you are in the bottom three this week.

1251. This look is one of my favorites of the night.

1252. - Thank you. - Your performance, however,

1253. that's why you're standing in the bottom three.

1254. It was very flat.

1255. I'm getting the feeling

1256. that acting is not your favorite thing to do.

1257. - I think my problem with it was I had one funny line.

1258. - But sometimes the most boring words

1259. are the ones that can be the most impactful or funny.

1260. And if a director gives you direction,

1261. you have to really take it.

1262. - Yeah.

1263. - Up next, Asia O'Hara.

1264. - I think fashion oftentimes is about references,

1265. and this interpretation of it is so good.

1266. The Tweety Bird, the eyes, the coloring.

1267. The glove detail is great,

1268. because when you clasp your hands,

1269. it looks like the Tweety Bird beak.

1270. - It could Moschino couture. It's witty.

1271. Your face is hidden, but it's obviously very beautiful.

1272. - Normally when I hate when your face is blocked,

1273. but the way you did it,

1274. with the blowing up, the Tweety thing, it all works.

1275. And literally my favorite part of the entire challenge

1276. was your face behind them.

1277. - I think it was the favorite part

1278. of the last 10 years of my life.

1279. - It's the only part of that entire commercial that popped.

1280. Just bow down killed it.

1281. - Thank you. - Yeah.

1282. - Up next, Yuhua Hamasaki.

1283. - Tonight on the runway,

1284. your head feels like a different look.

1285. I just feel like the red flowers

1286. are saying something different than the goth dress.

1287. - The crows in Asian culture means death,

1288. so I wanted to emphasize like an Asian queen of the crows.

1289. - Which is great, except nobody is going to get that.

1290. - Title of the video is "Buttrface."

1291. Your face actually looked pretty.

1292. - I think you focused on looking crazier versus ugly,

1293. where Asia just looked ugly.

1294. She put regular moles, a smashed-down nose.

1295. - I did moles.

1296. - It looked more like a club kid than it did ugly.

1297. - Yeah, that's what it was.

1298. - I originally wanted to put on the ugly nose,

1299. but my teammates said no, so I didn't put it on.

1300. - Your performance in the ad.

1301. The few times that we did your ball line,

1302. it didn't go anywhere. - Yeah.

1303. - I didn't get that joke. Your hands were tied

1304. with dialogue that wasn't great.

1305. Who wrote your dialogue?

1306. - I wrote my own dialogue.

1307. - Okay. I think that—

1308. - I felt like I was rushed.

1309. I was told to hurry up every second.

1310. - You should know that we're not gonna let you do that.

1311. I was giving you a time count.

1312. You have to be responsible for you.

1313. - Okay.

1314. - Thank you, ladies.

1315. While you untuck backstage,

1316. the judges and I will deliberate.

1317. Now, just between us squirrel-friends,

1318. what do you think of my girls?

1319. Blair St. Clair, I do declare.

1320. - She's definitely buttoned up like a theater kid is.

1321. I'm excited to see more of her quirky-dirky self.

1322. - I think she has the right attitude.

1323. She took great direction. Willing to learn.

1324. - In the walk, I have to say, at first I was like,

1325. is she going for an old Hollywood Marilyn look?

1326. And I was like no,

1327. it's like, Doris Day G-rated, something not quite there.

1328. - But I think she's gonna grow and it's gonna be great.

1329. She'll be the total package.

1330. - TP?

1331. - The TP. - Okay.

1332. Eureka.

1333. - She kind of stumbled last week,

1334. but she felt the sting, and I think because of that,

1335. she delivered it all for us tonight on the runway.

1336. - Yzma, Little Mermaid, Ursula hair.

1337. - Uh-huh. - Which I love.

1338. I'm a Eureka fan.

1339. - In the app commercial, once she just relaxed into herself

1340. and did it the Eureka way...

1341. - Yeah, we know, girl.

1342. - It was wonderful.

1343. - You live long enough, and you realize

1344. you just do you.

1345. - Yes. - You know what I mean?

1346. Mayhem Miller.

1347. - Mayhem was flawless tonight on the runway.

1348. She's just one of those magical queens that do it effortlessly.

1349. - I'm sorry, Michelle,

1350. I just didn't think that dress was enough.

1351. Like from the neck up, it looked like she was like a realtor.

1352. - So arts and crafts is more creative

1353. than that magenta beauty?

1354. - I thought that was a better head to toe.

1355. - Oh, stop. - I'm gonna agree with Carson.

1356. - Oh, Courtney!

1357. - I thought it was kind of blah.

1358. - Thank you, Courtney.

1359. - It was a little meh-hem.

1360. - I made my first quip.

1361. - In the app, I think she was a victim of circumstance

1362. and not speaking up.

1363. - The whole idea is that

1364. she didn't wanna ruffle any feathers,

1365. pun intended.

1366. You can be respectful about it, and just say, listen,

1367. I'm not comfortable with this.

1368. Because they didn't know

1369. they were getting judged individually.

1370. They should have all been trying

1371. to make it the best commercial possible,

1372. and I don't think she stepped up and did that.

1373. - Kameron Michaels with that gorgeous outfit.

1374. - Yeah, the runway look was just embellished so well.

1375. But she was dismal in the app commercial.

1376. - And literally we tried so many times to—

1377. - 10 times.

1378. - And she just— every line was like this.

1379. I delivered it like that.

1380. - You know, the bit just didn't work.

1381. Asia O'Hara.

1382. - When we pushed her to be ugly and have fun and be stupid,

1383. it was like a release for her,

1384. and she stole the show.

1385. - Right.

1386. - She didn't have that many lines.

1387. She just had a full character choice.

1388. - I thought that she really brought it with Tweety Bird.

1389. She brought modern, pop art.

1390. - This is what I love about drag.

1391. Thinking outside the box.

1392. I'm so excited about Asia.

1393. - Yuhua Hamasaki.

1394. - In the app commercial,

1395. the look was just like a hairy dalmatian with HPV.

1396. - Ooh, that sounds sexy. - I knew you'd like that.

1397. - I'm getting turned on as well.

1398. - That's why I said it. You're welcome.

1399. And then tonight on the runway, it was very costume-y.

1400. - Even when you critiqued it,

1401. she brought up this whole story about Asian heritage, too,

1402. and it had nothing to do

1403. with what you said about the color combination.

1404. - I just feel like everything's got a clap-back.

1405. - It was a little tiresome. I don't know.

1406. - I have one thing to say.

1407. Yuhua in danger, girl.

1408. - True.

1409. - Silence.

1410. I've made my decision.

1411. Bring back my birds.

1412. - Welcome back, ladies.

1413. I've made some decisions.

1414. Blair St. Clair, you're a plucky girl.

1415. You're safe.

1416. Asia O'Hara.

1417. Your Tweety chic was the peak of the week.

1418. Con-drag-ulations. You are the winner of this week's challenge.

1419. - Ooh.

1420. - You've won a $2,000 gift card from Casper Sleep

1421. and a $3,000 gift card from Catherine D'Lish.

1422. - Yeah!

1423. - Oh, my God.

1424. I won. Tweety Bird worked out for me.

1425. And I'm so happy to hear Ru say

1426. Asia O'Hara, con-drag-ulations.

1427. Eureka.

1428. After a "fowl" performance last week,

1429. tonight you soared.

1430. You're safe. - Thank you all so much.

1431. - Yuhua Hamasaki.

1432. The judges were not crowing

1433. about your performance this week.

1434. I'm sorry, my dear, but you are up for elimination.

1435. Mayhem Miller.

1436. This week, your wings were clipped,

1437. and you failed to take flight.

1438. Kameron Michaels, your runway look slayed,

1439. but in the challenge, you laid an egg.

1440. - Mayhem Miller,

1441. I'm sorry, my dear, but you're up for elimination.

1442. - Kameron, you're safe.

1443. Join the other girls.

1444. Two queens stand before me.

1445. Prior to tonight,

1446. you were asked to prepare a lip sync performance

1447. of "Celebrity Skin" by Hole.

1448. Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me

1449. and save yourself from elimination.

1450. - The time has come...

1451. to lip sync...

1452. for your life!

1453. Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

1454. - It has taken me way too long to get here,

1455. and I need these bitches behind me to know

1456. you ain't gonna get rid of me that easy.

1457. - I'm really feeling the music, I'm really feeling the words.

1458. I keep thinking to myself, just go for it.

1459. Just go, go, go, go for it.

1460. - Ladies, I've made my decision.

1461. - Mayhem Miller, shantay, you stay.

1462. - Whoo.

1463. - I'm gonna do way better than I did this week.

1464. I waited too long to get here.

1465. I'm not leaving.

1466. I'm not.

1467. - You may join the other girls.

1468. - Whoo!

1469. - Yuhua Hamasaki.

1470. You're part of the family, and I'm-a gonna miss you.

1471. Now, sashay away.

1472. - Thank you for everything, Ru.

1473. Thank you.

1474. - Bye, Yuhua.

1475. - Yuhua gonna remember me.

1476. - There's so many thoughts going through my head right now,

1477. thoughts of me going home,

1478. disappointing people, not going far enough.

1479. I think the competition got into my head a little bit,

1480. because I was doing so well in week one and week two

1481. that I just got complacent.

1482. All I've gotta say to the other queens is...

1483. That means I love you.

1484. And may the best winner win.

1485. - Con-drag-ulations, ladies.

1486. And remember, if you can't love yourself,

1487. how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?

1488. Can I get an amen up in here?

1489. - Amen! - Amen!

1490. - All right. Now let the music play.

1491. - Next time on "RuPaul's Drag Race..."

1492. We're throwing a ball.

1493. - We have to serve three looks.

1494. - Oh, the zipper.

1495. - It just popped? Oh, my God.

1496. - Aah!

1497. - You were perfection walking down the runway.

1498. - I loved you and your looks.

1499. - They are neck and neck and neck.

1500. - I was turning to the back.

1501. - Whoa!

1502. - Really, girl?