1. - Previously
on "RuPaul's Drag Race..."
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2. You need to create
million dollar looks
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3. using a bunch of junk
from the 99 Cent Store.
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4. - So I feel kind of confident
with my look,
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5. but I cannot believe
we're doing the same makeup.
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6. - Kalorie Karbdashian Williams.
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7. - I wanted more impact.
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8. - Vanessa Vanjie Mateo. Bam.
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9. - It's literally
a head and legs,
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10. and the rest is flowers.
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11. - Mayhem Miller.
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12. - The creativity
is off the charts.
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13. - Con-drag-ulations.
You're the winner
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14. of this week's challenge.
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15. - Kalorie, shante, you stay.
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16. - Vanessa Vanjie Mateo,
sashay away.
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17. - Miss Vanjie.
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18. - One down.
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19. - 13 to go.
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20. - "Ladies, I love you."
- Dot, dot, dot.
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21. - The Vanjie way, baby. Bam!
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22. - The first elimination's over.
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23. - We're gonna miss you, Vanjie.
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24. - Vanjie.
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25. - Vanessa keeps going,
Vanjie, Vanjie.
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26. So now everybody is getting
that stuck in their head,
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27. even Mama Rue and Michelle
on the runway.
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28. - Miss Vanjie. Miss Vanjie.
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29. Miss Vanjie.
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30. - Miss Manjie. Miss Manjie.
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31. - Miss Manjie.
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32. Bam.
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33. - Vanessa may be gone,
but Vanjie lives on, honey.
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34. Vanjie!
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35. - The girls of you
that were saved,
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36. you guys feel like that was
a safe call, or do you guys—
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37. - Being safe, you don't know
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38. if you're like safe bad
or safe good.
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39. You know what I mean?
- Yeah.
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40. - I think I should
have been at the top.
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41. - This bitch is turning
all the way around.
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42. - Girl, no. No.
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43. Monet is delusional.
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44. You cannot possibly—
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45. - I am giving you—
I was a sponge.
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46. - Oh, my God, girl.
- I was a sponge.
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47. This is the dirt.
These are the soap suds.
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48. - But did anybody get that?
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49. - No.
- No.
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50. - No.
- No.
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51. - I'm like child, please.
I looked good.
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52. Aquaria, how'd you feel?
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53. - I thought
I was delicious looking.
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54. It's very
my style of drag so—
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55. - I heard that y'all guys had
a very creative conversation
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56. while we were on main stage.
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57. - It seems like Cracker's
trying to do Aquaria.
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58. Ala tonight when I was painting,
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59. and then I turned around
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60. and then
it was smudgy sad eyes.
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61. - So you're over it.
You're not angry.
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62. - I'm kind of over it,
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63. because every look
is somehow suspiciously similar.
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64. - Aah!
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65. - What did you say?
What happened?
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66. - Oh, um,
someone brought up the fact
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67. that Cracker and my face
looked very similar today.
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68. May have had some situations
like that in the past.
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69. Like, it doesn't matter to me.
It's not, like, it—
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70. - No. Too vague.
So what happened was—
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71. - She said—
- This is what happened.
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72. - No, no, no.
- Excuse me.
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73. This is what happened.
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74. - All this, well,
I kind of felt like so—
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75. - Excuse me. Excuse me.
- No. This is what happened.
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76. We all know these two
happen to look alike.
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77. You was bothered that she
was doing the same face as you.
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78. - Aquaria, I would never do
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79. something like that to you
on purpose.
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80. - You was mad.
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81. You was mad.
Be mad to her face.
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82. - Vixen, shut the fuck up.
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83. This is what had happened.
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84. You interjected, and you got
everything all fired up.
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85. - So why did it take me speaking
up right now for you to say it?
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86. - I guess you do need
your moment to pop off,
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87. because you're not
gonna have too many more.
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88. - Ooh. Ooh.
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89. - I am over it.
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90. This is none of The Vixen's
fucking business.
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91. - When we were doing our makeup,
you were bothered about it.
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92. Were you not bothered?
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93. - I'm not that bothered.
- You were bothered.
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94. Why you done ran
across the room?
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95. You done ran across
the whole room, girl.
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96. Scared. Sad.
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97. - Watch out, bitch.
The Vixen has a wanted poster
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98. with your head
and your name on it.
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99. - I really felt that.
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100. I thought I was gonna
have peace in California.
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101. - Once upon a time, Aquaria
and I were close friends.
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102. I learned makeup skills
from her
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103. when she did my face
for a photoshoot
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104. that was about us being twins.
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105. But now, I've been accused
on national television
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106. of stealing looks from Aquaria.
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107. But I just did a look
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108. that I know for a fact
she's never done.
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109. It's called being on top.
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110. - In this competition,
the stakes are high
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111. and The Vixen is going to be
the whistleblower of the season
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112. and I'm here for it, girl.
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113. - Hey, let me help you.
Let me help you.
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114. Let me help you.
Give me that.
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115. - Get off!
Get off my garment!
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116. - The winner
of "RuPaul's Drag Race"
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117. receives a one-year supply
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118. of Anastasia Beverly Hills
cosmetics
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119. and a cash prize of $100,000.
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120. With extra special guest judges
Halsey and Padma Lakshmi.
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121. - Big girls, big girls,
coming through.
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122. Watch out, bitches,
'cause we'll eat you.
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123. - Aah!
- Aah!
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124. - I was safe
in the first elimination.
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125. Going forward, I need
to do something to stand out,
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126. because if RuPaul
doesn't superstar me,
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127. that means that
I'm not showing him my star.
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128. Does that make sense?
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129. - Aah!
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130. - She done already
done had herses.
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131. My queens,
one doll makes you dizzy,
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132. One doll makes you tall.
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133. But the one from Mama Ru
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134. leaves them gagging every ball.
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135. But, and it's a big but,
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136. is there an anal option?
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137. - What?
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138. - Hello, hello, hello.
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139. - Say hi to my partner
Andy Cohen.
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140. - Hi, Andy.
- Hi, Andy.
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141. - Now, Andy, I love me
some country music.
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142. How about you?
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143. - I love country music.
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144. I love some of
the first ladies of country.
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145. - Ooh, like Dolly.
- Dolly. Reba.
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146. - Oh, yeah.
- I'll take a Judd.
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147. - Then you're going to love
today's mini challenge,
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148. because we're gonna have
ourselves a little hoe-down.
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149. - And we're calling it
"Hay, Girl, Hay."
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150. - Hay.
- Hay.
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151. - Most entertaining dancer wins.
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153. how long does it take
for the average housewife
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154. to get ready
for one of your reunions?
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155. - It takes about
I'm gonna say, three hours.
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156. - Well, I'm only gonna give
my girls 20 minutes
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157. to get into quick drag
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158. and put the charisma,
uniqueness,
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159. nerve, and talent
back into country.
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160. - On your mark, get set,
giddy-up!
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161. - Aah!
- Aah!
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162. - I feel natural
on this challenge, honey.
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163. I'm too ready,
because I'm country
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164. as a butt-fucking biscuit.
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165. Yee-haw.
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166. - Time's up, ladies.
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167. Well, howdy, ladies.
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168. - Howdy.
- Howdy.
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169. - Fake hair, too much makeup,
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170. and they're sitting on a secret?
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171. I feel right at home.
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172. - Whoo!
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173. - First up, Dusty Ray Bottoms.
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174. Can you bake a cherry pie?
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175. - You bet your ass I can.
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176. - All right. Well,
shut your piehole and dance.
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177. - Kentucky whiskey
makes her frisky.
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178. - Yeah. The Vixen.
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179. - Whoo, doggy.
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180. - Oh!
- She's got legs.
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181. - And she know how to use them.
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182. Kalorie Karbdashian.
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183. - Whoo!
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184. Yahoo, Yuhua.
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185. - Get it all in.
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186. - Kameron Michaels.
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187. - Whoo.
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188. - Miss Asia O'Hara.
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189. It's Lil Orphan Annie Oakley.
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190. - Ease on down the road,
bitch.
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191. - Well, bless
her Monique Heart.
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192. - Wig down.
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193. - Miz Cracker Barrel 2018.
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194. - Monet X Change.
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195. This one's giving me
a little NeNe Leakes
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196. Ooh, NeNe gonna kick your ass.
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197. - Mayhem Miller.
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198. - Oh!
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199. - Second wig down.
- I know.
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200. - Aquaria.
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201. - She's sitting
on more than a secret.
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202. - Yes.
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203. - Eureka!
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204. There's gold
in them there hills.
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205. - Why, I do declare,
it's Blair St. Clair.
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206. - Well, ladies, I can tell
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207. this wasn't
your first time at the rodeo.
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208. - Yee-haw.
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209. - The two winners
of today's mini challenge are...
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210. Asia O'Hara...
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211. - And The Vixen.
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212. - Well, Andy,
I reckon it's time
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213. for you to ride off
into the sunset.
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214. - Thanks. Thanks, Ru.
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215. Mwah, mwah.
Good luck, queens.
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216. - Ladies, I've gotta tell you,
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217. my favorite things on TV today
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218. are the pharmaceutical ads.
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219. They really know
how to sell the fantasy
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220. and scare the crap out of you
at the same time.
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221. So for this week's
maxi challenge,
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222. I'm writing you a prescription
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223. for the parody lip-sync
extravaganza Pharmarusical.
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224. And you'll be working
in two teams.
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225. Asia O'Hara and The Vixen,
you will be team captains.
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226. All right, here we go.
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227. Asia O'Hara, you choose first.
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228. - Aquaria.
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229. - Yay. Thank you.
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230. - All right, Vixen.
- I choose Kameron.
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231. - Monique Heart.
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232. - Miz Cracker.
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233. - I'm feeling a little Dusty.
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234. - Oh, shucks.
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235. - Monet X Change.
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236. - Yuhua.
- Oh, thank you.
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237. - Blair St. Claire.
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238. - Little ol' me?
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239. - Give me Kalorie.
- Yes. Yee-haw.
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240. - So there are two queens left,
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241. Eureka and Mayhem.
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242. The Vixen, who do you chose?
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243. - Mayhem.
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244. - Guess who's last to be picked.
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245. - So, Eureka, you get to choose
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246. which team
you want to be part of.
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247. - Oh.
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248. - I think I'm gonna go
with my big girl sister
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249. and join Kalorie on Asia's team.
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250. - Eureka, why?
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251. Eureka talks a lot.
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252. I don't have time
for a whole essay.
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253. At-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha.
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254. - Later today, you'll
be headed to the main stage
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255. to work on your Pharmarusical
choreography
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256. with a special guest
choreographer.
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257. Gentlemen, start your engines,
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258. and may the best woman win.
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259. - Coming up...
- Asia.
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260. Maybe like welcome to Ru,
hello.
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261. - Let the dancers
do the choreography.
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262. - Well, I'm still a dancer,
Miss Thing.
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263. Don't cut me off.
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264. - Our maxi challenge this week
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265. is a musical
about medicine and stuff.
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266. We gonna do some dancing.
We gonna do some singing.
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267. We gonna do some acting.
We gonna be gay as hell.
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268. - All right, ladies.
Let's get medication.
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269. - Yes.
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270. - Ooh, this feels thick, girl.
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271. Usually I like thick,
but this time it scares me.
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272. - Well, this is part one.
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273. - First line.
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274. "I don't just sit
at a dinner table anymore.
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275. I flip them, girl."
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276. - Oh, what?
- Yes.
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277. - This fighting bitch over here,
Miss Street Fighter 2016.
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278. - I'm glad, though.
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279. - Can we talk about
like what we want?
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280. - That's actually
the role I like.
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281. - Wait, I feel that's
the most fun one.
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282. - I really like Tinderella,
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283. but I also really love
the Fairy Godmother.
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284. - That is so cute.
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285. Y'all really think that
I'm gonna leave it to you?
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286. Just so you know, I'm not
listening to any of y'all.
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287. I'm probably gonna agree
with y'all,
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288. but I might not
just to be a bitch.
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289. No shade.
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290. - All right.
- Ooh.
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291. - Okay.
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292. So you're not taking
any opinions.
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293. You're like I'm just
making decisions?
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294. - Well, I trust my judgment.
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295. - All right.
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296. - The Vixen wants things
that are her way only.
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297. If our team is going down,
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298. you are the captain
of the ship, girl.
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299. You're gonna go down if we sink.
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300. So get ready and eddy.
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301. - All right, so...
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302. And then Fairy Godmother
I think should be Monet.
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303. Done.
- Okay.
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304. - There you are.
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305. - The key to doing well
in this challenge
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306. is keeping
your lip sync straight,
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307. your choreography gay,
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308. and your characterization
bi-curious.
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309. - Can we come up
with a name for our team?
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310. - I don't think a team name
is important right now.
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311. - May I suggest something, Asia?
- Yes.
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312. - Do you think maybe
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313. we could just read through it
out loud one time maybe?
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314. - I think let everybody read
through it first by yourself.
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315. - Okay.
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316. - Ha-ha!
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317. - Ah!
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318. - Asia, when we do
go get our clothes,
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319. can we just come back here
so we can look at them together
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320. versus being scattered
all over place?
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321. - Yeah, girl, everything we're
doing, we're doing together.
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322. - Then I'm just suggesting
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323. us come together
and look at the outfits.
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324. As predicted,
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325. Eureka is just
running at the mouth.
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326. So do y'all wanna put together
a little piece of choreography?
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327. - Listen, we're having time
with the choreographer,
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328. so I would wait and see what the
choreographer says, you know.
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329. - But I'd rather go out there
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330. with too much material
and have to edit it—
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331. - Than not have enough.
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332. - Than be out there
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333. and say okay, what are
y'all gonna do here?
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335. - Okay, so, yeah, I want
to do the choreography.
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336. - Let's do it.
- Yeah.
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337. - So let's go over here
and just have something
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338. and then if we get out there and
we don't need it, then great.
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339. - Asia.
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340. - Ugh.
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341. - Maybe like welcome
to Ruco Labs or something.
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342. - Fuck. Let the dancers
do the choreography.
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343. Come on over here, everybody.
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344. - Well, I'm still a dancer,
Miss Thing.
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346. Just don't cut me down.
You know what I'm saying?
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347. - I'm not cutting—
I'm not cutting you down.
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348. - Asia is getting snippy
with Eureka.
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349. Eureka's getting snippy back.
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350. - She can show you how to do it
appropriately as the dancer.
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351. - Ugh.
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352. - So everybody,
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354. - Sit in the left.
- Yes.
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355. - In chorus line,
it's always to the right.
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356. - Let's keep it
to the right then.
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357. - Okay. It's always
to the right in theater
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358. is all I'm saying.
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359. - Hush!
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360. - Let's look at our stuff.
- What do I have?
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361. - That is the exact outfit.
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362. - Well, we're set.
- Yeah.
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363. - The other team's kind of
working on some choreography
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364. and some moves.
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365. - My team is excited that we're
done planning our costumes
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366. until we see
the other team rehearse.
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367. - Cute. So cute.
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368. It's like that scene
in "Bring It On"
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369. when you walk in and
the other team is performing,
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370. and you're like, oh, shit.
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371. They just seem like leaps
and bounds ahead of us.
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372. - Hey, kitty girls.
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373. - Hey.
- Hey.
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374. - Well, hello, Team Asia.
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375. - Hello.
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376. - Hello, Ru.
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377. - Are there any lip sync
assassins in the group?
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- Really?
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379. - That's why we're all
on the same team.
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381. did you get the role
that you wanted?
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382. - Yeah, yeah.
She's a bitchy old lady
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383. who's stuck up,
and she has to loosen up.
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384. - Now, you're very young.
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385. How are you gonna portray
a bitchy old lady?
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386. - I'm serving a little bit more
conservative of a look,
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387. and at the end,
she metamorphosizes
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388. into a beautiful millennial,
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389. so who better to fit that role?
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390. - Okay.
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391. - Are you a millennial?
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392. - Yes, ma'am. 1996.
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393. - Oh!
- Oh. I remember it well.
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394. And now, Eureka, there's
a lot of choreography here.
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395. I have to ask, how is your leg?
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396. - No complaints.
- Oh, good.
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397. - I'm back to walking, running,
sucking, fucking.
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398. - On the outside,
I'm like, I am fine, Ru.
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399. But on the inside,
I'm freaking out.
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400. - Now, Kalorie, you were in
the bottom last week.
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401. What are your plans
to stand out this week?
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402. - Well, my character,
we're gonna do the badonkadonk.
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403. - If you have a flat ass?
- Yeah.
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404. - You should put extra junk
in the cushion.
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405. - Ooh, that's a drug
I can get behind.
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406. - Word.
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407. - Kalorie's known for
her ass-shaking ability.
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408. - Uh-huh.
- So I don't think
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in that department.
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410. - All right.
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411. Now, there's a lot of you,
so to stand out,
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a little extra work.
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414. - Thank you so much.
- So are we.
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Well, knock 'em dead.
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416. - Bye, Mama Ru.
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417. - Well, howdy Team Vixen.
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418. - Hi.
- Hey.
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419. - And so Blair St. Claire,
what role are you playing?
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420. - I'm playing
the Fairy Godmother.
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421. - Oh. Now,
you're a Broadway queen?
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422. - Yes, ma'am, I am.
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with musical theater.
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team that you're worried about?
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426. - I'd keep an eye on Monique.
Monique is a very big and very—
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427. - Oh, yeah.
- She's very extra.
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428. - I know she's gonna—
- Extremely extra.
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429. - She's gonna bring
all the drama.
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430. - I do know that Dusty is also
kind of a Broadway queen.
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431. - And which one among you
is a dancer?
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432. Are there any dancers?
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433. So, Vixen, are you handling
the choreography?
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434. - Well, I mean,
we haven't rehearsed yet,
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435. but I definitely will make sure
that we look good.
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436. - Okay.
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437. This is a great challenge,
so do me proud.
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438. - Oh, my God.
We have nothing.
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439. I'm a comedian
and my job is words.
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440. I have no words
for how condemned we feel.
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441. We're like...
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442. - Coming up...
- Hey.
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443. - No!
- Aah!
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444. It's Alyssa Edwards!
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445. - And a down and a down
and a knock and a knock.
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446. Eureka, are you okay?
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447. - It's the PTSD, I think.
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448. - America, my face is saying
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449. everything
that you need to know.
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450. - So it's time for us
to learn our choreography.
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451. We walk on stage
and who do we see?
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452. - Aah! It's Alyssa Edwards!
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453. - Hey.
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454. - Oh, oh, oh, oh.
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455. It's showtime, folks.
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456. All right, ladies.
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457. I am going to be choreographing
the Pharmarusical.
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458. - She's choreographing
this shit?
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459. She is very intimidating.
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460. - I'm gonna treat y'all
like I do the kids over there,
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461. Beyond Belief in Mesquite.
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462. - She has a dance studio
of her own,
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463. so I know
she's gonna let us have it.
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464. - Okay, Eureka, welcome back.
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465. And how are we doing?
Are we healed?
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466. - I'm doing well.
- Okay. Good.
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467. How about have y'all
had a chance
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468. to kind of prepare
something on your own?
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469. - Yes.
- Yeah.
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470. - Do y'all wanna show me
what y'all have first?
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471. - Yeah.
- Okay.
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472. - Deejay, cue the track.
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473. Full out.
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474. - Relax and breathe
through the movements.
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475. - That's all we have
as far as choreography.
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476. - Oh, okay, okay.
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477. This group is ready.
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478. I'm so glad we didn't have
no Charlie Hides in this group.
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479. Y'all gonna slay.
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480. So the opening of this
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481. will be a kind of
"Big Spender" moment.
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482. You're gonna go this way,
this way.
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483. And a down and a down
and a knock and a knock.
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484. Take it all the way
to Nicki Mina-na-naje, okay?
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485. Here we go. Aquaria,
five, six, seven, eight.
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486. Da-da-da, da-da-da.
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487. One, two, three,
there you go baby.
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488. And we're moving on.
And a one and a two
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489. and a three and a four
and a five.
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490. Hit six. Hit eight.
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491. Go one, go two, go three,
go four, shake it.
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492. - Aquaria is doing great,
like me.
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493. Everything Alyssa tells us
to do, we're there.
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494. We are prime dance students.
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495. - Five, six, seven, music.
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496. Boom, badonkadonk.
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497. Kardashian.
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498. - Karb-dashian.
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499. - Karb.
- Mm-hmm.
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500. - You think you're clever,
don't you?
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501. - Miss Kalorie,
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502. you can just really work
on the steps.
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503. Show me something.
- Oh, hold on, girl.
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504. - Maybe give me a little ha!
Show me what you got.
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505. Girl, don't fall over now.
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506. Again, one more time.
Five, six, seven, eight.
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507. - Fuck.
- Bigger.
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508. This is a drag show.
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509. Don't give me heh-heh-heh.
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510. - Kalorie.
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511. America, my face is saying
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512. everything
that you need to know.
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513. Dot com.
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514. - I think we definitely have
some good theater queens here.
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515. - What was your strategy
picking teams?
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516. - Yeah, girl, why'd you
pick me first, girl?
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517. Me of all people.
- That's a good question.
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518. - I'm the quiet one.
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519. - Yeah, you are the quiet one,
but that's what I needed,
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520. because these bitches
talk too much.
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521. - I would have fully gagged
if you picked Aquaria.
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522. - Oh, I was gonna pick
both of you.
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523. - I was like, I'm ready
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524. to be the last bitch
standing over here.
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525. - I don't have a problem
with you.
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526. Aquaria has a problem with you,
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527. but she don't wanna
bring it to you.
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528. - Yeah. Yeah.
- That was the issue.
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529. - I wish I was in "Untucked"
when you guys were in there,
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530. so I could have really
heard what was going on.
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531. - No, she spelled it all out,
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532. the whole history,
the yellow dress.
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533. - I did a party
in a yellow latex dress
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534. with a poofy sleeve
with a heart cut out here.
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535. Two weeks later,
Cracker shows up
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536. yellow vinyl dress,
circle cut out.
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537. That's not a coincidence.
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538. - I don't know
about no yellow dress.
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539. I don't know about that at all.
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540. I would never steal
from somebody else on purpose.
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541. I think the pressure
of the first challenge
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542. kept me from paying
close attention
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543. to the magnifying glass that's
going to be on me and Aquaria.
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544. But that's gonna be my
first priority going forward,
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545. because I wanna win with
my face, not with Aquaria's.
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546. - Moving on, Yuhua,
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547. can you show me
what you're going to do?
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548. - Oh, hey, Sandy.
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549. Sandy, I mean, no.
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550. - Oh, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no.
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551. It looks like you're timid.
Can you do this?
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552. Now look at me.
Hey, Sandy, girl.
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553. I see you over there.
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554. - Oh, Sandy, I mean, no.
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555. - Bigger!
- Oh, Sandy, I mean, no.
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556. - Keep acting, keep acting.
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557. There we go.
Okay, here we go.
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558. Keep going, keep going,
keep going. Faster.
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559. Faster.
- Aah!
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560. - Better. All right,
thank you. Moving on. Dusty.
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561. - Restless tuck syndrome.
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562. - Okay. I think
you can amp that up.
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563. - Restless tuck syndrome.
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564. - Now bigger eyes.
Like Aubrey O'Day.
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565. - Restless tuck syndrome!
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566. - That's good.
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567. Okay, Eureka, show me
what you're going to do
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568. for your performance.
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569. - It's just very like
pharmaceutical rap.
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570. - Right, I get that.
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571. - I'm just gonna
kind of like walk
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572. and like here at Ruco Labs.
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573. - If you're gonna do this walk,
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574. why don't you give me
a slide. Here.
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575. - Okay.
- Okay? So da.
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576. Hands and push.
- Here.
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577. - Yeah, don't just walk.
Make it more theatrical.
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578. - Okay.
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579. - No walking.
There's no walking.
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580. We're not in
the preschool class.
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581. It's Season 10.
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582. - Rehearsal
instantly reminded me
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583. that last year, the second
episode is when I hurt myself.
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584. And I'm in my head,
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585. and like I'm literally
afraid to do anything.
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586. - All right, ladies.
Thank you. Good luck.
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587. - Thank you.
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588. - Eureka, are you okay?
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589. You just seem shaky.
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590. - I'm not doing that well,
but I'm trying.
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591. I've got like a little...
I don't know.
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592. - What have you got?
- It's the PTSD, I think.
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593. So I'm just having
to work through it.
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594. - You know, just really
take your time.
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595. I've watched Eureka on the show.
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596. She is a fireball.
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597. She's given a second chance
and an opportunity,
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598. and I hope her nerves
don't get the best of her.
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599. - Aah! Shut up.
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600. - Aah!
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601. - Alyssa!
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602. - Hey!
- Yes, girl.
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603. - It's Alyssa.
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604. - So before we start,
can you guys show me
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605. have y'all worked
on anything backstage?
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606. - No.
- No.
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607. - Well...
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608. - We did characterization.
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609. We pulled
our costumes together.
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610. - Because we knew there
was a choreographer.
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611. And we worked on ideas
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612. as far as like
interacting with each other.
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613. - Okay, let's do that.
Here we go.
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614. Vixen, go ahead
and start off with your lines,
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615. and let me see.
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616. - I don't just sit
at the dinner table anymore.
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617. I flip them.
Thanks, Conflama.
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618. - I think you can do that
a lot more.
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619. That's something
for you to work on.
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620. Miz Cracker,
let me see what you've got.
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621. - I haven't had a sip of wine
in three years.
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622. - Bigger, baby.
Broadway, darling.
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623. I haven't had a sip of wine
in three years.
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624. - Yeah.
- No standing.
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625. - Yeah.
- Okay?
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626. - And why? Because—
- No, no.
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627. And why?
- Yeah.
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628. And why?
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629. - The bigger, the better, baby.
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630. - I haven't had a sip of wine
in three years.
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631. - Okay. That's okay.
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632. Let's do Mayhem and Monique.
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633. - All right, M-Squared,
hit it.
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634. - Go back to Party City
where you belong.
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635. - Bitch, the song is over.
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636. - So this is what
y'all worked on, though?
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637. This is what y'all worked on,
the lines, too?
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638. - Yeah.
- Yeah.
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639. - I just wanna be clear,
because you guys are saying
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640. that you said you worked on
characterization.
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641. - Mm-hmm.
- Yeah.
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642. - That to me was very shaky.
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643. Middle of the road.
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644. - Alyssa is laying us out.
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645. We're literally giving her
nothing.
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646. It is so embarrassing.
It's terrible.
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647. - Moving on.
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648. And five, six, seven, eight.
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649. One, two—Blair,
hold on, Blair. Hold on.
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650. You okay?
- Yeah, I'm good.
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651. - You look very nervous.
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652. - I'm good. I'm happy.
I'm good.
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653. - Ready? And go.
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654. One, two, three, four.
Come on, Blair.
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655. Da.
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656. One more time.
One, two, three, four,
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657. five, six, seven, eight,
one, two.
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658. Okay. Miss Blair.
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659. The legs are rickety,
like Pinocchio.
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660. She has no strings
holding her up.
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661. - And what did Tinderella
say when she got to the ball?
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662. - Can you do a pirouette turn?
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663. Lift the leg up.
No, but—
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664. - Uff.
- Just center that, okay?
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665. Get on the platform
of your foot.
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666. - I thought Blair
was gonna be
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667. one of my strongest
team members.
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668. She's wobbling around the stage
like a deer in headlights.
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669. Girl, get it together.
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670. - What did Tinderella say
when she got to the ball?
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671. - Close.
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672. Can you just really work
on that?
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673. - Yeah.
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674. - This group has...
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675. some work.
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676. Look, I've done this,
you know, twice.
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677. I've been kicked off "Drag Race"
three times.
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678. I know how all you guys
are feeling right now,
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679. 'cause trust me,
I've been in your pumps.
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680. Don't be afraid to fall
and pick your damn self back up.
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681. You know what you have to do.
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682. - My team is beat down.
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683. We need to get it together
real quick,
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684. or we'll be going home
real soon.
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685. - One thing that we really need
to remind ourselves is
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686. at the end of the day,
this is selling.
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687. - We have to keep
our head in the game
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688. and know, I mean, why we're here
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689. and what we're capable of.
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690. - I wanna jump in there
and do it.
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691. - I did not plan to come here
and to falter.
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692. Right now, I'm feeling like
the weakest link.
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693. Now I'm like sitting here
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694. getting in my head,
like, struggling,
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695. and that's not me.
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696. - What's the matter, Eureka?
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697. - Are you okay?
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698. - I'm going to through—
I just feel stupid.
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699. - Why?
- Why?
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700. - Don't.
- Girl.
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701. - Sister.
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702. - What's the matter?
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703. - I don't know.
I just don't wanna be a mess.
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704. - You're not gonna be a mess.
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705. - But seeing
Alyssa'd be like, girl,
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706. what is wrong with you?
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707. You're not even going
full force.
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708. I don't even know this person,
and I don't need her.
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709. I feel bad that
I'm even on y'all's team.
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710. - But it's—no, stop.
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711. - No.
- You're part of our team.
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712. - You're part of our family.
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713. - Guys, you're making me cry.
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714. - Not only
do we have to deal with
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715. all the stresses of
the logistics of this challenge,
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716. we also have to try
to wrangle Eureka back in.
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717. - Okay, now, bitch,
it's time to rehearse.
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718. - The stress level at this point
is very high.
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719. - Coming up...
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720. - Bitch, I look good.
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721. - This is like my skin.
- Uh-huh.
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722. - I'm just trying to figure out
what y'all looking at.
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723. - Oh, damn.
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724. - I can't.
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725. I just took
my once a monthly Aquaria.
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726. - Here we go day.
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727. This week our challenge
is choreographed lip sync.
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728. We have to perform live
in front of the judges today.
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729. - Miss Eureka,
how you feeling, girl?
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730. - Grovel fat.
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731. - If we were a sports team,
what sport would we be?
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732. - A winning one.
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733. - That's not a sport, girl.
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734. - The only game I know
is winning.
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735. - Our group stayed up all night
working on the choreography.
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736. We are all so excited
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737. to just get out on the stage
and hopefully win.
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738. - How y'all feeling?
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739. - I feel nervous as fuck
right now, girl.
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740. - I'm still pretty nervous,
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741. 'cause the other team,
they look amazing.
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742. I just don't want them to feel
like we're just so sloppy.
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743. You know what I'm saying?
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744. Someone is going home today,
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745. and I really feel like our team
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746. is probably gonna be up
for elimination.
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747. - I know we don't suck.
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748. - That's where we were at
yesterday.
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749. - Yeah, we were sucking.
- We sucked yesterday.
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750. - Yesterday
we were at ground zero.
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751. - Now we're like, you know,
we're in the mezzanine.
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752. - Yeah, 'cause that's
a great place to be
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753. in a 29-story building.
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754. - If we don't look our best,
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755. it's gonna come down on me,
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756. because at the end of the day,
I'm team captain.
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757. - Aye-yi-yi.
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758. - Look at Dusty right now.
Look at his face.
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759. I think
that's your trademark, girl.
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760. - I really think Michelle's
gonna like this.
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761. - I can't.
- Your dots.
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762. Are you gonna do them again
this week?
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763. - Girl, we're not there yet.
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764. I'm really, really debating
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765. whether or not
to do my dots on my face,
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766. because Michelle is like, you
can't do dots every single time.
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767. But Dusty does do dots
every single time.
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768. That's my signature look.
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769. So I'm just like
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770. I feel like I shot myself
in the foot last week.
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771. I don't know what to do.
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772. I don't want her
looking like anyone else.
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773. That's why I have spots, girl.
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774. - When I was in high school,
I used to be 340 pounds.
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775. - What?
- Yeah, girl, I was huge.
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776. - Wow.
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777. - And my confidence
was just like at its lowest.
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778. And it's so crazy, because
like being from a small town,
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779. I would have thought
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780. that would have been picked on
for being gay.
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781. But I was picked on
for being fat.
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782. I'd walk home from school
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783. and I'd have people
throw food at me.
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784. - No.
- Like I'd literally be walking,
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785. and one of the worst days
was they had got a Coke,
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786. and they threw the Coke at me,
and I swear to God it was piss.
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787. - What?
- Yes.
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788. And I literally just cried
all the way home.
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789. - No.
- Yeah, it was the worst.
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790. - I'm so sorry.
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791. - And so then like
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792. it was "RuPaul's Drag Race"
Season 2,
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793. and I remember seeing JujuBee.
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794. And I was just like oh, my God,
like, she looks so confident.
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795. And I'm like,
I wanna be that girl.
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796. I want to do that.
- I wanna have that confidence.
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797. I wanna feel regal.
- Kalorie taught me that.
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798. Like, you can be any size
and be beautiful
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799. and, you know,
have this confidence.
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800. And I just,
I appreciate her for it.
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801. Or I guess I appreciate myself.
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802. - You should appreciate
yourself, girl.
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803. - Do you ever look at yourself
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804. and just be like damn, bitch,
I look good.
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805. - I love doing makeup
for that exact reason.
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806. This is like my skin.
- Uh-huh.
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807. Them bitches is quiet.
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808. - I'm just trying to figure out
what y'all looking at.
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809. - Oh.
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810. - The same thing
the judges looking at.
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811. Well, see you later.
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812. - Oh, damn.
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813. Bam!
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814. - At what?
- Whoo!
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815. - Welcome to the main stage
of "RuPaul's Drag Race."
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816. It's my drug of choice,
Michele Visage.
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817. - Take two of these
and call me in the morning.
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818. - My favorite pain reliever,
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819. the hilarious Ross Mathews.
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820. - And I now come in gel caps.
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821. - Call me
when there's a suppository.
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822. - The beautiful
and talented Halsey.
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823. - It's now or never, baby.
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824. - Now you love her
from "Top Chef,"
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825. but I love her from the epic
Mariah Carey film "Glitter."
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826. It's Padma Lakshmi.
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827. - I will never
live that down, ever.
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828. - It's one
of our favorite movies.
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829. - Really?
- Yes. We love it.
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830. - This week,
we challenged our queens
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831. to give sickening
performances in Pharmarusical,
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832. a lip sync extravaganza.
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833. Gentlemen, start your engines,
and may the best woman win.
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834. - Coming up...
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835. - I've seen the trailer,
I'm ready for the full length.
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836. Uncut version, preferably.
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837. - Ladies and gentlemen,
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838. open up and say, ahh
for the Pharmarusical.
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839. - Better living
through fake science.
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840. - The future is now,
and it's freaking me out.
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841. - They always say
consult your doctor
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842. before taking any new medicine.
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843. But what the hell do they know?
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844. - Tell it like it is, girl.
What we got in stock?
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845. - Here at Ruco Labs,
we work so hard
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846. to make these drugs healthy
with your strife.
Copy !req
847. - So check out these pills
we're talking.
Copy !req
848. - 'Cause, honey, they're here
to give your life.
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849. - O.M.G.
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850. - What? What's wrong?
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851. - Boys don't make passes
at queens with flat asses.
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852. - What can I do about it?
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853. - Say goodbye padding,
and hello to...
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854. - Badonkadonx,
now available on the go,
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855. in a perky pattern
that looks a lot like snow.
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856. Put it in your salad
or a cold ice tea.
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857. - But don't snort it
up your nose.
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858. This is ain't 1983.
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859. - Hey, Sandy.
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860. Haven't seen you
at the club lately.
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861. - Yeah, well,
I spent most of the summer
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862. working on my "Drag Race"
audition.
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863. - That's not what I heard.
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864. I heard you been
popping out at parties.
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865. - You don't mean—
Sandy, no!
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866. - Now illegal in 48 states.
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867. Who's that new girl
named Zadiah?
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868. - Do you suffer from
bitter old queen syndrome?
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869. Ruco Labs has a spray for that.
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870. Trollvada.
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871. Spritz a dab
on your creamy inner thigh,
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872. and soon you'll be taking
snapchats of your avocado toast.
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873. - For the love of Kathleen
Turner, what is happening?
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874. Oh, my.
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875. - Whoo!
- Ow.
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876. - I don't just sit
at dinner tables anymore.
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877. I flip 'em.
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878. - Thanks, Conflama.
- That bitch is crazy.
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879. - I haven't had a sip of wine
in three years.
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880. Why? Because now I throw it
in people's faces.
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881. Thanks, Conflama.
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882. - Conflama,
it's conflict plus drama.
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883. You know what that equals,
right? Dollar signs.
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884. It's what every
reality star's got.
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885. Yep, Conflama.
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886. I put two teaspoons in my coffee
every morning.
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887. Good to the last death drop.
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888. - Bitch, I'm from Chicago.
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889. - This ain't RuPaul's
Best Friends Face.
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890. - Go back to Party City
where you belong.
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891. - Bitch, the song is over.
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892. - Don't you tell me
the song is over.
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893. - Conflama, it's working.
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894. - What did Tinderella say
when she got to the ball?
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895. - Oh, dear, Tinderella.
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896. Why are you gagging so?
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897. - What could I do?
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898. I bit off
more than I could chew.
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899. It's my great defect.
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900. I have terminal gag reflex.
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901. - ♪ Feeling stressed?
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902. - Swallowease is for princesses
21 and over
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903. and does not prevent
the spread of STDs.
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904. Side effects include
increased bitchiness,
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905. an unquenchable thirst,
lower credit scores,
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906. and total astigmatization.
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907. - Thanks to Swallowease,
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908. I'll be ready
whenever my Prince comes.
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909. - Did you see her shoes?
- Soft queen.
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910. - Aren't they so tacky?
- Soft queen.
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911. - Can you stop saying that?
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912. - Soft queen.
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913. - I don't think you can.
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914. - Bitch, what do you mean?
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915. - Caulk, as in C-A-U-L-K.
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916. Get your mind out of the gutter.
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917. - Side effects include
but are limited to, yes, queen.
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918. Damn, now I've got it.
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919. - Good. You got it. Brrr.
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920. - Five out of four doctors
don't recommend Ruco Labs.
Copy !req
921. - So, kids, don't do drugs.
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922. - Just love yourselves
so you can love somebody else.
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923. - Can I get an amen?
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924. - Whoo-whoo!
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925. - Coming up...
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926. - I loved you
during the performance.
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927. - You're obviously
a fantastic dancer.
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928. - You didn't know the words.
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929. - Category is very best drag.
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930. - First up, Asia O'Hara.
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931. - Ruffles have ridges.
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932. Betcha can't have just one.
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933. - I'd like to try.
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934. - I selected this look
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935. because I want
to command the stage
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936. but still be soft and beautiful.
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937. All eyes are on me,
and it feels like home.
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938. - I can only wish I was
as stoned as she is right now.
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939. - Yuhua Hamasaki.
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940. - Peek-a-blue.
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941. - I feel very disco-y
walking down the runway
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942. and giving you old school drag
mixed with new school drag.
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943. I feel confident.
I feel amazing.
Copy !req
944. - She's starring in a
drag-sploitation film, darling.
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945. The new star pooty-tang.
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946. - Dusty Ray Bottoms.
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947. - Like Beetlejuice, but sexy.
- Uh-huh.
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948. - I don't think
she's wearing any pants.
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949. - That's my type of outfit,
Ross.
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950. - Last week, I got clocked
for not editing my look.
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951. This week, she's perfect, honey.
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952. I'm kooky, I'm clowny,
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953. and I look like
a French supermodel.
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954. - Just got out of jail.
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955. - See you on the conjugal.
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956. - Monique Heart.
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957. - They say the eyes
are the nipples of the face.
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958. - Yes.
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959. - Ah, rac-cacao.
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960. - I didn't just come
with one gig, I came with two.
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961. - Oh.
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962. - Bam! It's three dimensional
pop art.
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963. It's rhinestone for the gods.
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964. It's gaggy.
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965. - My eyes are up here.
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966. - Kalorie Karbdashian Williams.
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967. - Michael Jackson's glove
is back.
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968. - Kalorie is all about
showing body.
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969. She wants to wear things
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970. that big girls
shouldn't be wearing.
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971. And in this, I feel yummy,
even with my tummy.
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972. My body is right.
My ass is right.
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973. From head to toe,
it's just right.
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974. - Beat it.
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975. I meant with a D, bead it.
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976. - I like the jokes
you have to spell out.
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977. - Exactly. Ask your doctor
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978. what badonkadonx
can do for you.
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979. - Okay.
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980. - Eureka.
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981. - Speed racer, chub chaser.
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982. - My best drag runway
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983. is a completely rhinestone and
very sexy form-fitting cat suit.
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984. It's got patchwork
mermaid sequin,
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985. and I run my fingers
across my body,
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986. and changes right
from blue to fuchsia.
Copy !req
987. And I'm letting them know
that I am big and sexy.
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988. - Way to leave your mark.
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989. - Aquaria.
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990. - If you like it, you should
put a couple rings through it.
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991. - My look on the runway tonight
is hyperfeminine,
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992. but it's also very androgynous.
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993. My nipples are out, and I am
unapologetically being me.
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994. - She tried scrubbing
and soaking
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995. and still she has
ring around the nostrils.
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996. - Up next, The Vixen.
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997. - Yay, honey, she is flaming.
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998. - Today my best drag runway
is flames
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999. because everybody knows that
I will burn this mother down.
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1000. - We're gonna take
your temperature.
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1001. You decide how.
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1002. - Is there an anal option?
- Is there an anal option?
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1003. - Miz Cracker.
Package for Miz Cracker.
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1004. - Oh, I love a hairy box.
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1005. - Yeah.
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1006. - It's hip to be square.
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1007. - I feel so stunning
in my trademark cracker look.
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1008. I made the hair myself.
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1009. I'm giving you
old fashioned elegance
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1010. with a little futurism.
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1011. Flash Gordon, Metropolis,
ready to steal your heart.
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1012. - Keep it boxy.
Wah-wah.
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1013. - Mayhem Miller.
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1014. - That's where all
the Christmas wrapping went.
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1015. - My look today
is old Hollywood glam.
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1016. I am serving you
Dorothy Dandridge, "Dynasty."
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1017. I just want to give you
opulence, honey.
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1018. - I heard she drops the kids off
at the tulle.
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1019. - If we had a trap door...
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1020. - I do declare,
it's Blair St. Claire.
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1021. - Why don't you come up
and bead me sometime.
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1022. - I'm wearing one of my absolute
favorite pageant gowns.
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1023. My body is literally glittering.
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1024. I'm bringing regal elegance,
pageant extraordinaire,
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1025. and I just feel lovely.
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1026. - The bottom is made out
of a homosexual sasquatch.
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1027. - Kameron Michaels.
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1028. - So nice to see that
she's come out of her cocoon.
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1029. - What did you just call me?
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1030. - I like my drag to live
in an alternate universe,
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1031. and my best drag look
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1032. is the butterfly queen
from "FernGully,"
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1033. if there was one.
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1034. I'm floating down the runway.
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1035. I'm trying to sell
the full fantasy.
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1036. - She's spreading her wings.
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1037. - More like
a meta-whore-phasis.
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1038. - Monet X Change.
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1039. - Red for filth.
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1040. - Eat. It. Up.
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1041. I have all these stones, all
these crystals on this cat suit.
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1042. I mean,
it weighs about 300 pounds,
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1043. but I feel and look incredible.
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1044. - Dorothy, forget the slippers.
This is much better.
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1045. - So if she clicks
her thighs together twice,
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1046. will she get to make a wish?
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1047. - Welcome, ladies.
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1048. I've made some decisions.
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1049. - Team The Vixen.
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1050. Con-drag-ulations,
you're the winning team.
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1051. - Oh, my gosh.
We're gagged.
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1052. We are the winners
of this week's challenge.
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1053. None of us are going home today.
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1054. - And one of your performances
was absolutely habit-forming.
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1055. The Vixen, as team leader,
you are the winner
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1056. of this week's maxi challenge.
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1057. - I'm the winner, bitch.
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1058. I won the mini challenge
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1059. and the maxi challenge
in the same week.
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1060. Now these girls know
not to fuck with me.
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1061. - You've won a suite of jewelry
from Fierce! Drag Jewels
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1062. and a $2,000 gift card
from Nailed by Christie.
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1063. - Oh, my God.
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1064. - Team Vixen, you are safe.
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1065. You may leave the stage.
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1066. - Team Asia O'Hara.
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1067. I'm sorry, my dears, but you're
all up for elimination.
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1068. - Coming up...
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1069. - I loved your performance.
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1070. - I think you look awesome.
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1071. - I'm finding this
hard to believe
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1072. that that's your best drag.
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1073. - Welcome, ladies.
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1074. Now it's time
for the judges' critiques.
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1075. Starting with Asia O'Hara.
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1076. - I'm going to start
with your performance.
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1077. You did your choreography,
you knew your lyrics,
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1078. and you stayed in character.
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1079. I think tonight
is a beautiful look for you.
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1080. You know exactly
what your skin tone is.
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1081. You have perfectly matched
your legs to your arms.
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1082. It's seamless.
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1083. - You were one
of the most eye-catching
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1084. on the runway tonight.
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1085. - This color is just so perfect.
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1086. Could you save this
and after the competition,
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1087. we enter the 2020 Olympics
as pair skaters?
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1088. - You in?
- Yes, absolutely.
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1089. - Yuhua Hamasaki.
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1090. - I loved you
during the performance.
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1091. You were so animated.
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1092. - Your energy was distinctly
different from everyone else,
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1093. and that's why I noticed it.
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1094. - Thank you so much.
- Tonight on the runway,
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1095. I'm finding this hard to believe
that that's your best drag.
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1096. That's a spangled bodysuit
with some fishnet tights.
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1097. - I had a better option
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1098. that I was going to wear
for the runway.
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1099. It was yellow and black,
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1100. and I didn't want to wear
the same colors as last week.
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1101. - I'm gonna expect more
than this from you,
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1102. and I know you've got it.
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1103. - I just didn't want
to repeat the same color.
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1104. I have a whole look planned out
for this runway.
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1105. - Well, this runway is now done.
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1106. - I hate hearing
I have something better,
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1107. but I chose this instead.
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1108. If it's in the closet—
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1109. I haven't been in a closet
in a while.
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1110. - I hear ya, I hear ya.
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1111. - But if it's in the closet,
it's not gonna help you.
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1112. And there's no "take two" here.
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1113. - Up next, Dusty Ray Bottoms.
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1114. - I loved your performance.
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1115. Your movements had
a very clear point of view.
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1116. - Yes.
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1117. - As far as the runway,
I think you look awesome.
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1118. - Tonight is a great example
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1119. of you still
allowing yourself to be you
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1120. without dots on your face.
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1121. - Just a couple.
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1122. - Can't see 'em.
That's works.
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1123. - I love that you chose
a polka dot ascot
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1124. to go with that blazer.
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1125. - I love this jacket.
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1126. - I want to fistfight Michelle
in the parking lot
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1127. for that blazer later.
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1128. - There's someone else
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1129. who's gonna fight you guys
for that jacket.
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1130. - Up next, Monique Heart.
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1131. - I love this.
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1132. Even though it's a bodysuit,
it's fun.
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1133. It's different.
It's filled with personality.
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1134. You got big ball eyes
on your head.
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1135. - Then you've got this
whole other thing going on
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1136. that was never really explained
or worked into your routine.
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1137. - In the musical performance,
I can't remember you.
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1138. - I noticed you,
but the problem was
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1139. I think you could have known
the words a little bit better.
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1140. - I will attest to that.
It was a struggle.
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1141. - Yeah, it shows.
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1142. - Up next, Kalorie.
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1143. - In the musical, you were
the one who disappeared for me.
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1144. - And then the moments
that I was focusing on you,
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1145. sweetheart,
you didn't know the words.
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1146. - I wanted to see more
imagination, more creativity,
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1147. and I think that's why
a lot of us lost you.
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1148. - Your best drag tonight
is this,
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1149. and this is something that
any girl would wear to a club.
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1150. I want to see more.
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1151. - How would you describe
your drag?
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1152. - Kalorie's all about body,
you know.
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1153. She's a big girl that just
loves to show off her curves.
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1154. I used to be 340 pounds,
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1155. and I've finally
come to a place
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1156. where I'm just all about
being sparkly and glamorous.
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1157. - You do look beautiful,
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1158. but it's not telling me
who you are,
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1159. what your contribution is
to drag.
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1160. - Up next,
our returning queen Eureka.
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1161. - I do wanna say
across the board,
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1162. I feel like we saw
a lot of bodysuits tonight.
Copy !req
1163. Best drag for you, Eureka?
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1164. - There are a lot
of bodysuits out here.
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1165. I think yours is the best.
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1166. - But in your performance,
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1167. there was not one word
that came out of your mouth
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1168. that matched that lip sync.
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1169. - It broke my heart
to watch you tonight.
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1170. And when I saw you back
for Season 10,
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1171. I was ready to strap on...
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1172. the Eureka Express.
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1173. - This is not
that kind of show, Ross.
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1174. - Let me finish.
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1175. The Eureka Express,
and ride you all the way home.
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1176. - Still.
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1177. - Well, I guess
it is that kind of show.
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1178. - What happened, Eureka?
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1179. - I'm just...
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1180. I didn't realize
that I was still so...
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1181. Oh, my goodness.
I'm sorry.
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1182. I didn't realize
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1183. I was still so emotional
over what had happened to me.
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1184. Coming back
kind of freaked me out.
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1185. - What I'm seeing tonight is you
completely blocking yourself.
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1186. - Your knee
sent you home last season.
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1187. If you don't
get out of your head,
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1188. your head's gonna send you home
this season.
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1189. - Thank you, Eureka.
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1190. Up next, Aquaria.
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1191. - This look tonight on
the runway is so fantastic.
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1192. - It's young, it's fresh,
it's fashion, darling.
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1193. - You're obviously
a fantastic dancer.
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1194. - But I think your character
was an old biddy,
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1195. read more
like Linda Evangelista
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1196. than it did Blanche Devereaux.
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1197. - You could have gone
for a more aged look.
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1198. - I knew that if I went too far
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1199. on the wrinkly
old side of things
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1200. that this would be a little
impossible to achieve.
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1201. - But you even could have done
stuff with your body.
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1202. - Yeah.
- Like, hunched over.
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1203. Glasses.
- Glasses.
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1204. - And still done
the choreography
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1205. so the transformation
was like, bam!
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1206. It doesn't necessarily have to
be drawing lines on your face
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1207. like a high school production
of "Arsenic and Old Lace."
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1208. - That I may or may not
have done.
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1209. - Thank you, ladies.
I think we've heard enough.
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1210. While you untuck backstage,
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1211. the judges and I
will deliberate.
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1212. All right.
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1213. Just between
us squirrel-friends,
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1214. what do you think?
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1215. Asia O'Hara.
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1216. - The performance was good,
but not great.
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1217. I wasn't like, wow,
what a superstar.
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1218. - I will say this, Ru.
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1219. I don't think I know her at all.
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1220. - It's early with Asia.
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1221. I've seen the trailer.
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1222. I'm ready for the full length.
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1223. Uncut version, preferably.
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1224. - Okay. You got it.
- Of course.
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1225. - Yuhua Hamasaki.
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1226. - Tonight's look
let me down tremendously.
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1227. - What she lacked in the runway,
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1228. she more than made up for
in the musical.
Copy !req
1229. - Another thing that
I'm watching with Yuhua
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1230. is she likes to clap back.
Copy !req
1231. - She could take a cue
from the pageant girls
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1232. who know how to take critique
and not clap back.
Copy !req
1233. - Clap on.
- Clap off.
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1234. - Thank you.
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1235. Dusty Ray Bottoms.
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1236. - Dusty Ray Bottoms
rose to the top.
Copy !req
1237. - I thought it was really risky
of her to choose a blazer
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1238. because then you have to know
that you can bring a sexy energy
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1239. to a look that's so masculine.
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1240. - Monique Heart.
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1241. - I didn't remember her
in the performance,
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1242. but I remembered her
on that runway.
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1243. - She literally said
all eyes on me.
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1244. - Yes.
- Yes.
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1245. - On the con side,
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1246. for me, if you're going
to go through the trouble
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1247. of doing that elaborate
of a costume,
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1248. I need to understand
what the narrative is.
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1249. It was all set design,
no substance.
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1250. - Kalorie Karbdashian Williams.
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1251. - Listen, we started
last week out not so great,
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1252. and then tonight
was unfortunately
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1253. still not so great.
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1254. - Her appearance
didn't stand out,
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1255. and neither did her performance.
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1256. - My sense is that she's really
out of her league here.
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1257. - Some queens
take a second to rev up, right?
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1258. - If they stick around.
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1259. - If they stick around.
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1260. - All right, let's move on down
to our returning queen Eureka.
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1261. - When she was in that musical,
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1262. all she was singing
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1263. was pineapple, pineapple,
pineapple, pineapple, pineapple,
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1264. and it was painful to watch.
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1265. - But the worst part of it
is she just looked sad.
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1266. - Defeated.
- Defeated.
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1267. - Defeated. And that's not
the Eureka we know.
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1268. - But she don't get
no free pass.
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1269. - That's right.
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1270. - She's her own worst enemy
at this point.
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1271. - Aquaria.
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1272. - In the production,
she lost me.
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1273. - Is she hilarious?
I don't know yet.
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1274. I know that I'm interested.
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1275. It's like if you're dating,
you know what I mean?
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1276. You've gone on like two dates,
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1277. but you're not ready
to go all the way yet.
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1278. You're like,
I'll go on a third date.
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1279. - I have no idea
what that's like.
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1280. - It's future forward drag.
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1281. She's very exciting.
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1282. - I don't think that Aquaria
understands her power.
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1283. I think that she is going to be
a force to be reckoned with.
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1284. - Silence.
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1285. I've made my decision.
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1286. Bring back my girls.
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1287. - Welcome back, ladies.
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1288. I've made some decisions.
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1289. Asia O'Hara.
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1290. You're safe.
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1291. You may join the other girls.
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1292. Aquaria.
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1293. You're safe.
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1294. - Thank you, RuPaul.
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1295. - Dusty Ray Bottoms.
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1296. You're safe.
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1297. - Thank you.
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1298. - Yuhua Hamasaki.
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1299. You're safe.
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1300. - Thank you.
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1301. - Kalorie Karbdashian Williams.
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1302. You are a fierce,
curvaceous queen,
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1303. but tonight,
you fell a little flat.
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1304. Monique Heart.
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1305. On the runway,
all eyes were on you,
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1306. but in the challenge,
you got a little lost.
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1307. Eureka.
I wish there was a pill
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1308. to make you believe in yourself
as much as we do.
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1309. Monique Heart...
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1310. you're safe.
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1311. You may join the other girls.
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1312. - Come on, girl.
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1313. Come on.
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1314. - Kalorie, Eureka,
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1315. I'm sorry, my dears,
but you are up for elimination.
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1316. - It just sucks that I have
to lip sync against Eureka.
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1317. That's my big girl sister,
but I have to send her home.
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1318. - Two queens stand before me.
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1319. Ladies, this is your last chance
to impress me
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1320. and save yourself
from elimination.
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1321. The time has come...
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1322. for you to lip sync...
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1323. for your life.
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1324. - I'm the comeback queen,
and the second challenge,
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1325. I'm in the bottom two.
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1326. All I can think of
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1327. is how embarrassing
it would be to go home.
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1328. I'm gonna fight harder than
I've ever fought before.
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1329. - Good luck,
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1330. and don't fuck it up.
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1331. - Ladies, I've made my decision.
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1332. Eureka, shante, you stay.
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1333. - I won't disappoint again.
I'm sorry.
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1334. I'll fight.
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1335. - Don't be sorry, be fierce.
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1336. You may join the other girls.
- Thank you.
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1337. - My dear girl,
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1338. a Kalorie-free "Drag Race"
just won't be the same.
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1339. Now sashay away.
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1340. - Come on, sis.
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1341. - Kalorie may not have curbed
your craving today,
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1342. but just remember,
carbs are friends and food.
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1343. - Yay!
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1344. - Miss Manjie.
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1345. - I wanted
to do my home state proud.
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1346. I tried my best. I tried.
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1347. A million girls would kill
for this opportunity.
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1348. And I just hope that
New Mexico is proud of me.
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1349. - Con-drag-ulations, ladies.
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1350. And remember,
if you can't love yourself,
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1351. how in the hell
you gonna love somebody else?
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1352. Can I get an amen up in here?
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1353. - Amen!
- Amen!
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1354. - All right.
Now let the music play.
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1355. - Next time
on "RuPaul's Drag Race..."
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1356. - I want you to help me promote
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1357. new dating apps.
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1358. - Action.
- Don't be such a drama queen.
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1359. - Welcome to Madam Butterface.
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1360. - You definitely brought it.
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1361. - Great drag.
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1362. - On this show,
you didn't come to make friends.
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1363. You came to win a competition.
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1364. - Will you just
shut the fuck up?
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1365. - Oh, my God!
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1366. - Was it something I said?
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