Rugrats 3x9

Directed by Norton Virgien • Jeff McGrath

Susie's tricycle is missing, and everyone immediately blames Angelica. She denies it, but there is lots of evidence. Did she steal it?

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1. 50,000 YEARS AGO

2. BEFORE THE DAWN OF HISTORY

3. DINOSAURS RULED THE EARTH.

4. THE HUGEST AND MOST TERRIFYING OF THESE

5. WAS NONE OTHER THAN TYRANNOSAURUS REX.

6. BUT THE FRAGILE FABRIC OF SPACE AND TIME BEING WHAT THEY ARE

7. IT IS NOT SURPRISING

8. THAT ONE OF THESE HORRIFIC CREATURES

9. WOULD SUDDENLY, FOR NO APPARENT REASON

10. BE HURTLED FORWARD THROUGH THE CENTURIES

11. TO A WORLD HE NEVER MADE—

12. THE WORLD OF OUR OWN FUTURE.

13. THIS IS HIS STORY.

14. Dr. Ventnor, thanks for returning on such short notice.

15. Of course, Mr. President.

16. Bring me up to date on... the creature.

17. As you know

18. an underwater volcano erupted

19. off the coast of Rhode Island.

20. AH, THIS IS THE BORING PART.

21. AH, NOW HERE WE GO.

22. 50,000 years frozen at the earth's core.

23. Let's just pray his icy prison remains impervious.

24. There's nothing to fear, Mr. President.

25. These nuclear containment rings are the strongest force field

26. known to man.

27. COOL.

28. Good, sweet Mike.

29. It can't be, it just can't be.

30. We've got one chance, Mr. President.

31. Go ahead.

32. You see, Reptar's body is composed of billions

33. of infinitesimally small subatomic particles

34. each one containing

35. an opposing magnetic charge.

36. These opposing magnetic charges in and of themselves...

37. we can reverse the molecular polarization

38. causing a disintegration of the vascular structure...

39. causing his system to resolidify

40. then spontaneously re-liquify again.

41. POOR REPTAR, THOSE BUILDINGS ARE GANGING UP ON HIM.

42. NO, CHUCKIE.

43. HE'S HAVING FUN.

44. MAYBE HIS DIAPER NEEDS CHANGING.

45. YOU BABIES DON'T KNOW NOTHING.

46. REPTAR'S NOT PLAYING.

47. HE'S NOT?

48. NO, HE'S ASTROYING STUFF.

49. I DON'T KNOW.

50. I DON'T THINK REPTAR WOULD DO ANYTHING BAD.

51. WELL, THAT SHOWS HOW MUCH YOU KNOW ABOUT DINOSAURS.

52. ARE YOU SURE THIS NUCLEONIC DESTABILIZATION RAY

53. IS GOING TO WORK, DOCTOR?

54. EITHER THAT, MR. PRESIDENT

55. OR IT WILL OBLITERATE THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE.

56. WE HAVE NO CHOICE.

57. PULL THE SWITCH.

58. HEY?

59. OH, PHOOEY.

60. SORRY, SPRATS

61. I GUESS WE'RE NOT GOING TO GET TO SEE

62. WHAT HAPPENS TO OLD REPTAR.

63. AT LEAST, NOT TONIGHT.

64. STU, YOUR CONFLABBED VIDIOT MACHINE ATE ANOTHER TAPE.

65. OH, NOW WE'LL NEVER KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO REPTAR.

66. IT'S NOT FAIR.

67. I BET I KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM.

68. YOU DO?

69. WHY DON'T YOU TELL US, THEN, SMARTY?

70. WELL, I DON'T THINK REPTAR WANTED TO GET INTO ANY TROUBLE.

71. SO WHEN HE SAW THAT RAY MACHINE

72. HE DECIDED IT WAS TIME TO GO FIND SOMEPLACE SAFE.

73. OH, REPTAR.

74. COME OUT, COME OUT, WHEREVER YOU ARE.

75. WE'VE GOT A NICE BIG LASEY BEAM FOR YOU.

76. OH, REPTAR...

77. WOW, THE STATUE OF LIZARDY SURE LOOKS BIG CLOSE UP.

78. YEAH, AND GREEN, TOO.

79. THE STATUE OF LIZARDY?

80. CURSES.

81. DON'T WORRY.

82. WE'LL FIND THAT PESKY DINOSAUR.

83. WE'VE GOT YOU NOW, DINOSAUR.

84. COME OUT WITH YOUR CLAWS IN THE AIR.

85. PLEASE DON'T HURT ME.

86. JUST LOOK AT THIS MESS.

87. I DIDN'T MEAN TO.

88. YOU DIDN'T MEAN TO.

89. WHO IS GOING TO CLEAN ALL THIS UP?

90. THE JOINT CHIEFS OF STAFF?

91. I'M SORRY.

92. SORRY ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH, REPTAR.

93. DOCTOR, SEND THIS CREATURE BACK TO THE JURASSIC.

94. REPTAR WOULDN'T HIDE LIKE THAT.

95. HE WOULDN'T?

96. NO.

97. REPTAR WOULD HAVE GONE AND HAD A WHOLE LOT OF FUN.

98. NEW TOY CAR.

99. NEAT.

100. VROOM.

101. YUCKY STUFF.

102. HEY, THAT'S MY BUS.

103. NUH-UH.

104. UH-HUH.

105. UH.

106. UH.

107. OOH.

108. EEH.

109. OOH.

110. OOH.

111. OOH.

112. AW, YOU BABIES DON'T KNOW ANYTHING.

113. REPTAR WOULDN'T FIGHT OVER A DUMB BUS.

114. HE'S GOT BETTER THINGS TO DO.

115. AND YOU TWO—

116. JUST WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING WITH THAT RAY MACHINE?

117. PLEASE DON'T HURT US, MS. REPTILE LADY, MA'AM, SIR.

118. MAYBE I WILL, AND MAYBE I WON'T.

119. IT ALL DEPENDS ON WHETHER YOU TWO PIPSQUEAKS

120. DO EXACTLY WHAT I SAY.

121. ANYTHING.

122. ANYTHING?

123. HMM.

124. AHH.

125. PREHISTORY WAS NOTHING LIKE THIS.

126. AHH.

127. OH, I DON'T KNOW.

128. WHY WOULD REPTAR SIT BY A SWIMMING POOL

129. WHEN HE COULD HAVE ADVENTURES?

130. ADVENTURES?

131. WHAT KIND OF ADVENTURES?

132. REALLY EXCITING ADVENTURES

133. LIKE GETTING COOKIES AND PLAYING IN THE SANDBOX.

134. I DON'T THINK REPTAR WOULD WANT TO GET INTO ANY MORE TROUBLE.

135. SURE HE WOULD.

136. LOOK AT THAT REPTAR.

137. WHAT A CUTE-LOOKING DINOSAUR.

138. AND, MY, HASN'T HE GROWN?

139. IT SEEMS EVERY TIME I SEE HIM

140. HE'S SHOT UP ANOTHER 30 OR 40 FEET.

141. COME HERE, REPTAR.

142. NOW, PLAY NICELY, REPTAR

143. WHILE DR. VENTNOR AND I CLEAN UP THIS YUCKY MESS.

144. HMM, I WONDER IF THERE'S ANY COOKIES AROUND HERE.

145. THE COOKIE FACTORY.

146. AW, NOTHING BUT CRUMBS.

147. GUESS THERE'S NO COOKIES BIG ENOUGH FOR REPTARS.

148. WOW!

149. OH, IT'S TOO HIGH.

150. WE'LL HELP YOU.

151. THERE, THAT OUGHT TO DO IT.

152. WELL, HERE GOES.

153. WAIT A MINUTE.

154. I DON'T THINK WE'RE 'PPOSED TO BE DOING THIS.

155. OH, CHUCKTAR, DON'T BE SUCH A DINOSAUR.

156. CAREFUL, TOMMY.

157. I'M JUST CLIMBING A PILE OF SKYSCRAPERS.

158. WHAT COULD GO WRONG?

159. WHOA!

160. WHOA... WHOA... WHOA...

161. LOOK.

162. WOW.

163. HEY, REPTOMMY

164. WHAT YOU DOING?

165. NOTHING.

166. WERE YOU EATING SOMETHING?

167. NO.

168. WELL, OKAY.

169. WHEW.

170. HA, LOOK WHAT I GOT, LOOK WHAT I GOT!

171. HEY, REPTILICA, GIVE IT BACK.

172. HEY, SPROUTS, GATHER 'ROUND.

173. MANAGED TO FIX THE VIDEO WITH SOME TAPE.

174. IT'S AMAZING WHAT YOU CAN DO WITH INGENUITY AND ELBOW GREASE.

175. MIGHT HAVE LOST

176. A COUPLE OF MINUTES IN THE MIDDLE, THOUGH.

177. We'll never forget you.

178. Good luck and Godspeed.

179. WHOA...

180. Oh, boy, Barney Bear

181. it's another beautiful day in Cubby Bear Land.

182. Time to sing The Happy Song.

183. HEY, WE WERE WATCHING THAT.

184. DIDI, I THOUGHT YOU WERE AT WORK.

185. IT'S SUMMERTIME, SCHOOL'S OUT.

186. I HAVEN'T BEEN AT WORK FOR THREE WEEKS.

187. I KNEW THAT.

188. STU, WE NEED TO TALK.

189. BUT THE ROCKFORD FILESIS ON.

190. STU, IT'S BEEN MONTHS SINCE YOU'VE DESIGNED A NEW TOY.

191. ONCE I PERFECT THE BUBBLERAMA 3000

192. OUR TROUBLES ARE OVER.

193. IT'LL MAKE THE WORLD'S LARGEST BUBBLE.

194. IF THAT DOESN'T PUT PICKLES TOYS ON THE MAP

195. NOTHING WILL.

196. UNFORTUNATELY, THERE'S STILL A FEW KINKS.

197. I'VE BEEN GOING OVER OUR BILLS

198. AND I THOUGHT IF YOU GOT A JOB OUTSIDE THE HOUSE, WE...

199. AN INVENTOR OF MY STATURE CAN'T WORRY ABOUT FINANCIAL DETAILS.

200. MY MIND HAS TO BE FREE TO CREATE.

201. WELL, WHEN DOES AN INVENTOR OF YOUR STATURE

202. INTEND TO FINISH THIS THING?

203. DID MOZART'S WIFE ASK WHEN HE WOULD FINISH HIS REQUIEM?

204. STU, MOZART DIED WITHOUT FINISHING HIS REQUIEM.

205. BAD EXAMPLE.

206. IN THE MEANTIME

207. YOU ALWAYS HAVE YOUR SALES BACKGROUND.

208. HERE'S AN AD.

209. CONSOLIDATED LARD IS LOOKING FOR TELEPHONE REPRESENTATIVES.

210. CONSOLIDATED LARD?

211. I'M AN OFFICIAL WAGE SLAVE, DIDE.

212. STU, THAT'S GREAT.

213. HEAR THAT, TOMMY?

214. YOUR FATHER GOT A JOB.

215. I'M SO PROUD OF YOU.

216. AH, YEAH.

217. TOMORROW I'LL BE COLD-CALLING CUSTOMERS

218. ABOUT THE WONDERS OF RENDERED FAT.

219. I GUESS LIFE COULDN'T GET MUCH SWEETER.

220. DID YOU HEAR THAT, TOMMY?

221. YOUR DADDY GOTS A JOB.

222. HUH?

223. INSTEAD OF STAYING HOME

224. AND PLAYING, HE'S GOING TO GO WORK EVERY DAY.

225. DON'T BE SILLY, CHUCKIE, MY DADDY WOULDN'T DO THAT.

226. HE ALWAYS STAYS HOME AND PLAYS WITH ME.

227. NOT ANYMORE.

228. HE GOTS A JOB NOW, LIKE MY DADDY.

229. CHUCKIE, LISTEN.

230. MAYBE YOUR DAD GOES TO A JOB

231. MAYBE OTHER DADDIES GO TO JOBS

232. BUT NOT MYDADDY.

233. HE'S STAYS RIGHT HERE AT HOME WITH ME.

234. BYE, TOMMY. DADDY'S OFF TO THE LARD MINES.

235. WHY DID HE HAVE TO GET A JOB?

236. WHY CAN'T HE STAY HOME

237. AND PLAY WITH ME?

238. MAYBE HE HAS BETTER TOYS.

239. OR NEW FRIENDS.

240. OR A SWIMMING POOL FILLED WITH GREEN JELL-O.

241. WELL, HE MIGHT.

242. SORRY, TOMMY.

243. I GUESS THE TOOTH HURTS SOMETIMES.

244. WE GOT TO FIGURE OUT A WAY

245. TO KEEP MY DADDY FROM GOING TO THAT JOB PLACE TOMORROW.

246. MAYBE HE'D STAY HOME IF WE SHARED YOUR TOYS WITH HIM.

247. LIKE WHEN WE COME OVER AND PLAY WITH REPTAR.

248. THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.

249. OVER HERE, PHIL.

250. WATCH OUT, LIL.

251. HEY, BRO.

252. SHEESH, WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

253. IT'S HICKORY-SMOKED LARD.

254. THERE'S MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM, HELP YOURSELVES.

255. NO, THANKS.

256. I WAS WONDERING

257. IF YOU MIGHT PAY BACK THAT MONEY FOR THE GRILL.

258. I PAID YOU BACK LAST SUMMER.

259. LIKE FUN YOU DID.

260. THE MINUTE YOU MAKE GOOD

261. THE VULTURES JUST MOVE RIGHT ON IN.

262. YIKES!

263. MORNING, STU. ALL SET FOR WORK?

264. I'M LUCKY TO BE ALIVE.

265. WHEN I OPENED MY CLOSET, AN AVALANCHE OF TOYS FELL ON ME.

266. TOYS? WHY'D YOU PUT TOYS IN YOUR CLOSET?

267. SOMEBODY ELSE PUT THEM THERE

268. BUT WHO?

269. DREW.

270. HUH?

271. I CAN'T BELIEVE DREW WOULD STOOP SO LOW OVER 120 BUCKS

272. WHICH, I MIGHT ADD, I ALREADY PAID HIM BACK.

273. I'LL SHOW HIM.

274. YES, I'D LIKE TO ORDER 50 LARGE PEPPERONI AND MUSHROOM PIZZAS.

275. MY NAME?

276. DREW PICKLES.

277. IT DIDN'T WORK, GUYS.

278. SHARING THE TOYS DIDN'T MAKE HIM STAY HOME.

279. SORRY, TOMMY.

280. IT WON'T BE THAT BAD.

281. YOU'LL GET USED TO NEVER HAVING HIM AROUND.

282. I WISH I COULD THINK OF SOME WAY TO MAKE HIM STAY HOME.

283. YOU KNOW, TOMMY

284. SOMETIMES MY DADDY STAYS HOME

285. 'CAUSE BAD STUFF HAPPENS TO HIM.

286. BAD STUFF? LIKE WHAT?

287. WELL, LIKE THE TIME HE GOT HIS TIE STUCK

288. IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSER.

289. OR THE TIME HE LOCKED HIMSELF IN THE BATHROOM.

290. CHUCKIE, YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN.

291. NOW, WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOUR DADDY DOES IN THE MORNING?

292. THROWS THE NOISY CLOCK AGAINST THE WALL?

293. NO, AFTER THAT.

294. POLISHES MY MOMMY'S SHOES?

295. AFTER THAT.

296. TAKES A SHOWER?

297. EXACTLY, HE TAKES A SHOWER.

298. AND THEN WHAT DOES HE DO?

299. HE GOES "B-R-R-R-R."

300. AFTER THAT.

301. HE STICKS HIS FINGER IN HIS EAR?

302. AFTER THAT.

303. HE GETS DRESSED?

304. EXACTLY, AND THEN WHAT DOES HE DO?

305. EATS BREAKFAST.

306. WHAT DOES HE HAVE?

307. HOT DOGS.

308. WHAT DOES HE DRINK?

309. COFFEE?

310. EXACTLY.

311. OKAY, SO HERE'S THE PLAN.

312. HE'S GOING TO MAKE IT FROM HERE, THE BED, OVER TO THE SHOWER.

313. PHIL, THAT'S WHERE WE HIT HIM FIRST.

314. GOT IT.

315. HE'LL GO FOR HIS CLOTHES

316. IN THE CLOSET.

317. WE GET HIM AGAIN.

318. GOT IT.

319. AND FINALLY

320. WE HEAD HIM OFF AT THE COFFEE POT HERE.

321. THAT'S WHERE YOU COME IN.

322. GOT IT.

323. LET'S GO AND SHOW THEM WHAT WE'RE MADE OF.

324. YEAH.

325. DIDE, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS.

326. I HAVE TO MEMORIZE 22 DIFFERENT TYPES OF LARD.

327. HEY, LITTLE BRO.

328. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

329. PICKING UP A COOKBOOK.

330. THOUGHT I'D TRY A RECIPE.

331. YOU OUGHT TO THINK ABOUT THE LAST BOOK YOU BORROWED.

332. NOT THAT COLORING BOOK.

333. YOU ATE THE COVER.

334. I WAS FIVE.

335. YOU'RE THE ONE

336. WHO'S BRINGING UP ANCIENT HISTORY.

337. HONEY?

338. HUH?

339. WHO TOOK ALL MY CLOTHES?

340. I CAN'T BELIEVE DREW WOULD SINK SO LOW.

341. MORNING, SON.

342. LOOKING SHARP.

343. AND YOUR HAIR SMELLS NICE, TOO.

344. THANKS, POP.

345. HAVE YOU SEEN DREW AROUND HERE?

346. HIS PRACTICAL JOKES HAVE GONE FAR ENOUGH.

347. MM, YEAH. MM.

348. THIS COFFEE TASTES LIKE MUD.

349. EWW, IT IS MUD.

350. WELL, TURNABOUT ISFAIR PLAY.

351. YES, I'M CALLING ABOUT A CAR PARKED ILLEGALLY

352. ON PRIVATE PROPERTY AT 53 BRIARCLIFF PLACE.

353. THE LICENSE PLATE READS "DREW."

354. WELL, I'M LATE FOR WORK.

355. GOT TO RUN.

356. WHAT ON EARTH

357. WERE ALL THESE CLOTHES DOING IN TOMMY'S PLAYPEN?

358. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO, CHUCKIE.

359. THERE'S NO STOPPING HIM.

360. TOMMY, I WANT YOU TO LISTEN TO ME.

361. AND I WANT YOU TO LISTEN GOOD.

362. NOW, YOUR DADDY HAS A JOB.

363. HE'S GOING TO GO TO THAT JOB EVERY DAY.

364. THE ONLY WAY YOU COULD STOP HIM

365. WOULD BE TO, TO TRAP HIM IN A NET.

366. THAT'S IT.

367. WHAT'S IT?

368. MY GRANDPA HAS A FISHING NET WE COULD USE.

369. NO, TOMMY, I DIDN'T MEAN...

370. COME ON, LET'S GO.

371. WHEN AM I GOING TO LEARN TO KEEP MY BIG MOUTH SHUT?

372. WHEW.

373. THINGS ARE GOING SMOOTHLY THIS MORNING.

374. DREW LEARNED HIS LESSON.

375. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

376. DREW.

377. WHERE'S STU?

378. STU, LET'S TALK.

379. FINE BY ME.

380. I COULDN'T GET TO THE OFFICE

381. BECAUSE MY CAR WAS TOWED.

382. AND I WORE MY DISCO SUIT TO WORK YESTERDAY FOR KICKS, HUH?

383. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT

384. BUT I BET YOU KNOW ABOUT THE 50 PIZZAS.

385. I THOUGHT YOU CAME TO APOLOGIZE.

386. APOLOGIZE? YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SHOULD APOLOGIZE.

387. WHAT AN IDEA.

388. WE HAVE NOTHING TO DISCUSS.

389. OH, DREW, WHILE YOU'RE HERE

390. I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU.

391. IT'S A CHECK FROM STU FOR $120.

392. HE WROTE IT LAST SUMMER, BUT HE'S USED IT AS A BOOKMARK.

393. WHY, THANKS, DIDI.

394. AHEM, DREW, I, UH, I HAVE TO GO TO WORK.

395. YIKES!

396. YOW!

397. WHAT IS THIS?

398. LOOKS LIKE A NET.

399. WAIT A MINUTE, THAT'S IT, THAT'S IT.

400. THIS IS JUST THE THING FOR MY PICKLES BUBBLERAMA 3000.

401. CRUDE GAG, BUT THANKS FOR THE INSPIRATION.

402. I DIDN'T...

403. CHECK IT OUT.

404. IF EVERYTHING GOES ACCORDING TO PLAN

405. INSTEAD OF ONE GIANT BUBBLE

406. WE SHOULD GET A MILLION SMALL ONES.

407. CALL CONSOLIDATED LARD AND TELL THEM I QUIT.

408. I'M STAYING HOME TO WORK ON MY BUBBLE MACHINE

409. AND PLAY WITH MY KID.