1. ALMOST AS GOOD AS VALIUM.Copy !req
2. THE ONLY REASON
I'M NOT AT THIS MEETINGCopy !req
3. IS THAT IT'S PASSOVER,
AND I...Copy !req
4. PASSOVER, YOUR HIGHNESS,
IT'S A JEWISH HOLIDAY.Copy !req
5. IT'S HARD TO EXPLAIN.Copy !req
6. I GUESS
IT'S ABOUT FREEDOM.Copy !req
7. OH, NO, YOUR HIGHNESS,
THAT'S NOT A DIG AT MONARCHY—Copy !req
8. HOW MANY TIMES
DO I HAVE TELL YOU?Copy !req
9. OH, NO, YOUR HIGHNESS,
NOT YOU.Copy !req
10. MY DAUGHTER—Copy !req
11. GREAT, I'VE INSULTED
THE SULTAN OF BRUNEI.Copy !req
12. ANGELICA, WHAT
ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
13. MAKING CRUMBS. WANT SOME?Copy !req
14. I TOLD YOUCopy !req
15. NOT TO TOUCH THAT FOODCopy !req
16. UNTIL WE GET
TO BORIS AND MINKA'S.Copy !req
17. WHY DO WE HAVE TO
GO THERE, ANYWAY?Copy !req
18. THEY'RE TOMMY'S
GRANDPARENTS,
NOT MINE.Copy !req
19. ANGELICA, MAYBE
YOU'LL HAVE FUN.Copy !req
20. PASSOVER'S
A MEANINGFUL HOLIDAY.Copy !req
21. A HOLIDAY? ARE THERE PRESENTS?Copy !req
22. WELL, NO.Copy !req
23. PASSOVER IS ABOUTCopy !req
24. SOMETHING MUCH MORE
IMPORTANT— FREEDOM.Copy !req
25. FREEDOM?Copy !req
26. LIKE DOING
WHATEVER YOU WANTCopy !req
27. AND NO ONE TELLS YOU NOT TO?Copy !req
28. WELL, SORT OF.Copy !req
29. I'M FREE, I'M FREE!Copy !req
30. DEED, ARE YOU SURECopy !req
31. THIS WHOLE CEREMONY'S
REALLY NECESSARY?Copy !req
32. IT'S SO BORING.Copy !req
33. PASSOVER ISN'T BORING.Copy !req
34. IT'S VERY MEANINGFUL.Copy !req
35. MEANINGFUL?
BUT THERE'S NO PRESENTS.Copy !req
36. STU, THE PASSOVER SEDERCopy !req
37. IS WHEN JEWISH FAMILIES
COME TOGETHERCopy !req
38. AND RETELL
THEIR PEOPLE'S HISTORY.Copy !req
39. WE'VE BEEN DOING IT
THOUSANDS OF YEARS.Copy !req
40. SOUNDS BORING TO ME.Copy !req
41. SINCE WHEN IS SPOTTY OLD GLASSES
A PART OF JEWISH TRADITION?Copy !req
42. THESE HAPPEN TO BE
FATHER'S WINE GLASSES.Copy !req
43. THEY CAME ALL THE WAY
FROM SMOLENSK.Copy !req
44. MY MOTHER'S WINE GLASSES
CAME FROM VILNIUSCopy !req
45. AND THEY DON'T GOT
SPOTS ALL OVER.Copy !req
46. MINKA, IT'S FAMILY TRADITION.Copy !req
47. WE'RE USING
MY FATHER'S WINE GLASSESCopy !req
48. AND THAT'S FINAL.Copy !req
49. WHY DO WE ALWAYS DO THINGS
YOUR WAY, MR. BIGSHOT?Copy !req
50. BECAUSE MY WAY IS RIGHT,
THAT'S WHY.Copy !req
51. VEY!Copy !req
52. DO THE SEDER MY WAYCopy !req
53. OR I WASH MY HANDS OF IT.Copy !req
54. BETTER YOU SHOULD WASH
YOUR FATHER'SCopy !req
55. SPOTTY GLASSWARE.Copy !req
56. THAT'S IT!Copy !req
57. MOMMY, CAN I
HAVE A COOKIE?Copy !req
58. SORRY, ON PASSOVER, YOU CAN'T
EAT ANYTHING WITH BREAD.Copy !req
59. BUT THERE'S NO BREAD IN COOKIES.Copy !req
60. HELLO, ANGELICA.Copy !req
61. HEY, EVERYONE, WHAT'S...Copy !req
62. OH, DIDI, IT'S A TERRIBLE THING.Copy !req
63. YOUR PAPA RAN AWAY FROM ME.Copy !req
64. RAN AWAY?Copy !req
65. WHERE TO, MINKA?Copy !req
66. WHO KNOWS?Copy !req
67. WE HAD
A LITTLE FIGHTCopy !req
68. AND THEN HE JUST
LEFT IN A HUFF.Copy !req
69. DON'T WORRY, MOM.Copy !req
70. EVERYTHING'S GOING
TO BE JUST FINE.Copy !req
71. LOOKS LIKE THE SEDER IS OFF.Copy !req
72. THE SEDER IS NOT OFF.Copy !req
73. MOTHER, WE'LL JUST
GO AHEAD WITH THE SEDER.Copy !req
74. WHEN DAD DECIDES TO COME BACK,
HE CAN JOIN US.Copy !req
75. UH-HUH, YES,
JONATHAN, I KNOW.Copy !req
76. MOMMY, PLAY WITH ME?Copy !req
77. NOT NOW, HONEY, I'M
SALVAGING A DEAL.Copy !req
78. JONATHAN, HIS HIGHNESS AND ICopy !req
79. HAD A MISUNDERSTANDING
ON THE PHONE.Copy !req
80. HE'S NOT TAKING MY CALLS.Copy !req
81. FIND HIM AND GROVEL SHAMELESSLY.Copy !req
82. TOO BAD ABOUT YOUR FATHER, DIDI.Copy !req
83. NOBODY GRINDSCopy !req
84. GEFILTE FISH
LIKE BORIS.Copy !req
85. BORIS!Copy !req
86. STU! DON'T MENTION
MY FATHER'S NAME.Copy !req
87. CAN'T YOU SEE HOW
IT UPSETS MY MOTHER?Copy !req
88. MRS. GRANDPA MINKA, MA'AMCopy !req
89. DO YOU HAVE ANY TOYS
TO PLAY WITH?Copy !req
90. NOT NOW, SWEETHEART.Copy !req
91. MAYBE SOMEONE ELSE HAS SOME—
MR. GRANDPA BORIS?Copy !req
92. BORIS?Copy !req
93. HI, EVERYONE,
THANKS FOR HAVING US.Copy !req
94. I DROPPED CHUCKIE
IN THE PLAYPEN WITH TOMMY.Copy !req
95. HOPE THAT'S OKAY.Copy !req
96. HEY, WHERE'S BORIS?Copy !req
97. MY FATHER WON'T BE JOINING US—Copy !req
98. MINOR FAMILY DISAGREEMENT.Copy !req
99. OH, THAT'S TOO BAD.Copy !req
100. NO ONE LEADS A SEDER
LIKE HE DOES.Copy !req
101. ANYWAY, YOU WERE
VERY NICE TO INVITE US.Copy !req
102. WE'RE NOT JEWISH,
YOU KNOW.Copy !req
103. ACTUALLY, WE'RE
NOT REALLY ANYTHING.Copy !req
104. BOY, TOMMY, ALL YOUR
GRANDPA AND GRANDMA HAVECopy !req
105. IS OLD PEOPLE TOYS.Copy !req
106. THEY GOT BETTER TOYS,
CHUCKIE.Copy !req
107. ONLY THEY'RE ALL THE WAY
UPSTAIRS IN THE ANNICT.Copy !req
108. WE'LL JUST BUST OUT
OF HERE AND—Copy !req
109. UH-OH.Copy !req
110. WHAT'S WRONG, TOMMY?Copy !req
111. I LEFT MY SCREWDRIVER
IN MY OTHER DIAPER.Copy !req
112. NOW HOW
WILL WE GET OUT?Copy !req
113. I'LL LET YOU OUT.Copy !req
114. WOW, WHY ARE YOU
SO NICE TO US?Copy !req
115. DON'T YOU KNOW?Copy !req
116. PASSOVER'S
ABOUT FREEDOM.Copy !req
117. BESIDES, THERE'S
TOYS IN IT FOR ME.Copy !req
118. JONATHAN, THE SEDER'S
ABOUT TO STARTCopy !req
119. SO I WON'T BE AVAILABLE
BY PHONE FOR A COUPLE HOURS.Copy !req
120. NOW, IF HIS HIGHNESS
ACCEPTS OUR BIDCopy !req
121. CALL MY BEEPER, THEN SEND THE
SIGNED CONTRACT TO MY CAR FAX.Copy !req
122. LET'S GET STARTED.Copy !req
123. WHEREVER BORIS IS,
WE CAN'T WAIT.Copy !req
124. WELL, THEN, STUCopy !req
125. LOOKS LIKE
YOU'RE LEADING THE SEDER.Copy !req
126. I CAN'T LEAD A SEDER.Copy !req
127. STU, BE A MAN
AND STOP COMPLAINING.Copy !req
128. DREW, WHERE'S ANGELICA?Copy !req
129. I DON'T KNOW,
OFF PLAYING SOMEWHERE.Copy !req
130. THIS PLACE
IS SCARY, TOMMY.Copy !req
131. IT'S ALL
IN YOUR MIND.Copy !req
132. MY MIND
IS A PRETTY SCARY PLACE.Copy !req
133. HEY!Copy !req
134. DON'T BE AFRAID,
KINDERLACHCopy !req
135. IT'S JUST ME, GRANDPA BORIS.Copy !req
136. I THOUGHT
YOU RAN AWAY.Copy !req
137. RAN AWAY?Copy !req
138. NO, I FELT BAD
ABOUT YELLINGCopy !req
139. SO I CAME TO GET
HER WINE GLASSESCopy !req
140. AND GOT LOCKED IN.Copy !req
141. THAT DOOR WON'T OPEN
FROM THE INSIDE.Copy !req
142. LET'S SEE.Copy !req
143. DON'T CLOSE THE...Copy !req
144. DOOR.Copy !req
145. IT'S STUCK, ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
146. ACH.Copy !req
147. DON'T WORRYCopy !req
148. YOU'RE NOT MISSING ANYTHING.Copy !req
149. THIS PASSOVER'S
A REALLY DUMB HOLIDAY.Copy !req
150. A DUMB HOLIDAY?Copy !req
151. ANGELICA, PASSOVER IS THE
GREATEST HOLIDAY OF THE YEAR.Copy !req
152. THEN HOW COME WE DON'T GET
PRESENTS OR COOKIES?Copy !req
153. COOKIES, SCHMOOKIES—
YOU KNOW THE STORY OF PASSOVER?Copy !req
154. THERE'S A STORY?Copy !req
155. THIS GREEN VEGETABLE—
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?Copy !req
156. STU, THERE'S NO POINT
IN THE SEDERCopy !req
157. IF YOU'RE NOT TRYING.Copy !req
158. I'M READING
EXACTLY WHAT IT SAYS.Copy !req
159. THIS IS AN IMPORTANT CEREMONY.Copy !req
160. TRY TO READ
WITH EMOTION, ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
161. FOLKS, I BETTER
CHECK ON THE KIDS.Copy !req
162. OH, NO, NOT AGAIN!Copy !req
163. MANY THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGOCopy !req
164. THERE LIVED A PEOPLE
CALLED EGYPTIANS.Copy !req
165. THEY WERE POWERFUL AND BUILT
BEAUTIFUL CITIES AND BUILDINGS.Copy !req
166. UH-HUH.Copy !req
167. THERE ALSO LIVED IN EGYPTCopy !req
168. THE JEWISH PEOPLE, THE HEBREWS.Copy !req
169. AT FIRST,
THEY LIVED HAPPILY TOGETHER.Copy !req
170. YOU SAID THIS WAS EXCITING.Copy !req
171. IT GETS BETTER.Copy !req
172. THE EGYPTIAN PHARAOH...Copy !req
173. WHAT?Copy !req
174. HE WAS KIND OF LIKE A...
A KING.Copy !req
175. HMM...Copy !req
176. PHARAOH DECIDED
THAT ALL THE HEBREWSCopy !req
177. HAD TO BE SLAVES
OF THE EGYPTIANS.Copy !req
178. HE MADE THEM PULL STONESCopy !req
179. AND WORK IN THE HOT SUN,
AND DO WHATEVER ELSE HE WANTED.Copy !req
180. WOW! COULD THIS KING
BE A QUEEN INSTEAD?Copy !req
181. SURE, WHY NOT?Copy !req
182. IT WAS FORETOLD
THAT A LEADERCopy !req
183. OF THE HEBREWS WOULD RISE UP
AND OVERTHROW THE PHARAOH.Copy !req
184. UH-OH.Copy !req
185. PHARAOH WAS WORRIEDCopy !req
186. SO HE TOLD THE HEBREWS
TO THROW ALL THEIR BOY BABIESCopy !req
187. IN THE NILE RIVER.Copy !req
188. COOL!Copy !req
189. IT WAS PRETTY SCARYCopy !req
190. LET ME TELL YOU.Copy !req
191. ONE SLAVE WOMAN
DECIDED TO SAVE HER BABYCopy !req
192. BY PUTTING HIM IN A BASKET
AND SENDING HIM DOWN THE RIVER.Copy !req
193. BUT JUST THENCopy !req
194. THE PHARAOH WAS FLOATING BY
ON THE ROYAL BARGE.Copy !req
195. AH, THIS IS THE LIFE.Copy !req
196. MORE WIND, SLAVES.Copy !req
197. ANYTHING YOU SAY,
YOUR ROYAL PHARAOHNESS.Copy !req
198. THEN PHARAOH SAW SOMETHING
IN THE BULRUSHES.Copy !req
199. WHAT'S IN THE BULRUSHES?Copy !req
200. SLAVES, PADDLE ME OVER THERE.Copy !req
201. HI, I'M MOSES.Copy !req
202. I'M PHARAOH.Copy !req
203. WHERE YOU FROM, MOSES?Copy !req
204. UH, UP THE RIVER, I GUESS.Copy !req
205. COME ON, I'LL SHOW YOU AROUND.Copy !req
206. SO PHARAOH TOOK MOSES
TO THE ROYAL PALACE.Copy !req
207. AND SHOWED TO HIM
ALL THE RICHES OF THE KINGDOM.Copy !req
208. NEAT.Copy !req
209. ALL MINE.Copy !req
210. TAKE A LOOK AT THAT.Copy !req
211. WOW.Copy !req
212. PRETTY GOOD LIKENESSCopy !req
213. WOULDN'T YOU SAY?Copy !req
214. NOW, COME ON, I'LL SHOW
YOU MY LATEST PROJECT.Copy !req
215. WELL, THAT'S IT, ALL FINISHED.Copy !req
216. THIS WILL BE
MY MASTERPIECE.Copy !req
217. IT'S A PYRAMID.Copy !req
218. CHUCKIE, WHAT
HAVE YOU DONE?Copy !req
219. WHAT'S WRONG, PHARAOH?Copy !req
220. I BUILT IT JUST LIKE YOU SAID.Copy !req
221. OOPS.Copy !req
222. AND THIS IS MY THRONE ROOM.Copy !req
223. WOW!Copy !req
224. COME ON IN.Copy !req
225. WOW, AN ANCIENT EGYPTIAN
REPTAR BAR.Copy !req
226. NOW, THIS IS WHAT
I CALL CIVILIZATION.Copy !req
227. I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR A PARTNER
TO HELP ME RUN THIS PLACE.Copy !req
228. I THINK
YOU MIGHT BE JUST THE GUY.Copy !req
229. REALLY?Copy !req
230. SO, MOSES BECAME
PHARAOH'S BEST PALCopy !req
231. EVEN THOUGH HE WAS A HEBREW?Copy !req
232. YES, AT FIRST.Copy !req
233. BUT PHARAOH DIDN'T KNOW
MOSES WAS A HEBREW.Copy !req
234. HE THOUGHT...Copy !req
235. CHUCKIE, TOMMY?Copy !req
236. BORIS?Copy !req
237. DON'T CLOSE THE...Copy !req
238. DOOR. DOOR.Copy !req
239. OH! IT'S LOCKED.Copy !req
240. BINGO. NOW YOU'RE STUCK, TOO,
SO HAVE A SEAT.Copy !req
241. I'M TELLING
THE STORY OF PASSOVER.Copy !req
242. WE WERE GETTING
TO THE GOOD PART.Copy !req
243. WHERE WERE WE?Copy !req
244. PHARAOH MADE MOSES HIS HELPER.Copy !req
245. ONE DAY,
MOSES WAS WATCHING THE HEBREWSCopy !req
246. AS THEY BUILT
A NEW CITY FOR PHARAOH.Copy !req
247. SLACKER!Copy !req
248. NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID, LILLIAN.Copy !req
249. YOU DID IT, PHILLIP.Copy !req
250. QUIET, YOU GUYS, YOU WANT US ALL
TO GET IN TROUBLE?Copy !req
251. UH-OH.Copy !req
252. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
253. WE'RE JUST PUSHING BLOCKS
AROUND, MR. EGYPTIAN, SIR.Copy !req
254. WHY AREN'T YOU HAVING FUN
WITH PHARAOH?Copy !req
255. HAVING FUN WITH PHARAOH?Copy !req
256. WE CAN'T, WE'RE BABIES.Copy !req
257. BABIES WORK ALL THE TIME.Copy !req
258. WE GET ONE BOTTLE
A DAY.Copy !req
259. WE CAN'T PLAY OR EVEN GO POTTY
UNLESS PHARAOH SAYS SO.Copy !req
260. BUT PHARAOH LETS ME
DO WHAT I WANT AND I'M A BABY.Copy !req
261. DON'T DO THAT!Copy !req
262. IF THEY REALIZE YOU'RE A BABYCopy !req
263. YOU'LL GET IT.Copy !req
264. GET BACK TO WORK.Copy !req
265. YOU CAN'T TREAT
BABIES LIKE THAT.Copy !req
266. OH, YEAH?Copy !req
267. STOP IT.Copy !req
268. I SAID, STOP IT!Copy !req
269. OH!Copy !req
270. YOU— YOU'RE A BABY!Copy !req
271. I'M TELLING PHARAOH.Copy !req
272. UH-OH, YOU'RE GOING
TO BE IN TROUBLE NOW.Copy !req
273. WHEN THAT KID TELLS
PHARAOH YOU'RE A BABYCopy !req
274. SHE'S GOING TO BE MAD.Copy !req
275. BUT PHARAOH'S MY FRIEND.Copy !req
276. SHE WOULDN'T STOP LIKING ME
JUST BECAUSE I'M A BABY.Copy !req
277. I DON'T THINK
YOU REALLY KNOW PHARAOH.Copy !req
278. MOSES, I THINK
YOU BETTER GET OUT OF HERE.Copy !req
279. MOSES DIDN'T KNOW
WHAT HE WAS GETTING INTO.Copy !req
280. WHAT WAS HE GETTING INTO?Copy !req
281. BIG TROUBLE.Copy !req
282. THIS BITTER HERB
WE EAT...Copy !req
283. BITTER HERB?Copy !req
284. DON'T YOU MEAN "ERB"?Copy !req
285. I SAY "HERB."Copy !req
286. IT'S DEFINITELY "ERB."Copy !req
287. YOU SURE?Copy !req
288. IT'S NOT IMPORTANT.Copy !req
289. KEEP READING.Copy !req
290. THIS BITTER...
DEED, PEOPLE DO SAY HERB.Copy !req
291. EXCUSE ME, I'M GOING TO CHECK
ON ANGELICA.Copy !req
292. WHAT HAPPENED
AFTER MOSES RAN AWAY?Copy !req
293. WELL, HE LIVED
IN THE DESERTCopy !req
294. AND HE BECAME A SHEPHERD.Copy !req
295. EVENTUALLY HE FORGOT
ABOUT EGYPT AND THE PHARAOH.Copy !req
296. ONE DAY HE WAS WALKING ALONGCopy !req
297. AND HE SAW A BURNING BUSH,
AND OUT OF THE BUSHCopy !req
298. CAME A VOICE.Copy !req
299. WHAT'D IT SAY?Copy !req
300. IT TOLD MOSESCopy !req
301. THAT HE HAD
TO RETURN TO EGYPTCopy !req
302. AND DEMAND THAT PHARAOH
STOP MAKING HIS PEOPLE SLAVES.Copy !req
303. THE AMBASSADORS OF
THE KINGDOM OF ETHIOPIA.Copy !req
304. HAIL, PHARAOH.Copy !req
305. CUPCAKES TO ACKNOWLEDGE
YOUR GREATNESS.Copy !req
306. EXCELLENT.Copy !req
307. THE AMBASSADORS OF
THE CELESTIAL REALM OF CHINA.Copy !req
308. WE BRING FORTUNE COOKIES,
YOUR WONDERFULNESS.Copy !req
309. NOT BAD, NOT BAD AT ALL.Copy !req
310. THE AMBASSADORS OF CYRUS
THE GREAT, EMPEROR OF PERSIA.Copy !req
311. WE BRING YOU ROCK STAR CYNTHIACopy !req
312. COMPLETE WITH SEQUINED OUTFITS
AND REVOLVING STAGE.Copy !req
313. AND THEY SAID THIS HOLIDAY
DIDN'T HAVE PRESENTS.Copy !req
314. UM, MOSES OF THE HEBREWS.Copy !req
315. MOSES!Copy !req
316. WHAT'S HE DOING HERE?Copy !req
317. LET ME GUESS—
YOU CAME TO BEG FOR FORGIVENESS.Copy !req
318. NOPE, I CAME TO TELL YOU
TO LET MY BABIES GO.Copy !req
319. ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR
BALD-HEADED MIND?Copy !req
320. LISTEN TO YOU?Copy !req
321. I'M PHARAOH OF ALL EGYPT
AND YOU'RE JUST A BABY.Copy !req
322. LET US GO,
OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN.Copy !req
323. WHAT'S THE BABY GOING TO DO?Copy !req
324. WATCH THIS!Copy !req
325. SNAKE!Copy !req
326. SO, HOW ABOUT IT?Copy !req
327. NOT SO FAST.Copy !req
328. THAT'S JUST A DUMB TRICK.Copy !req
329. I CAN DO MAGIC, TOO.Copy !req
330. HAVE THEM REMOVED.Copy !req
331. PHARAOH, IF YOU DON'T
LET MY BABIES GOCopy !req
332. THINGS ARE GOING
TO GET REALLY BAD.Copy !req
333. GO AHEAD, MAKE MY DAY.Copy !req
334. AND SO MOSES LET LOOSE
ON EGYPT THE HORRIBLE PLAGUES.Copy !req
335. THE PLAGUE OF FROGS...Copy !req
336. THE PLAGUE OF LICE...Copy !req
337. THE PLAGUE OF DARKNESS...Copy !req
338. OW! AY! OOF!Copy !req
339. THE PLAGUE OF WILD BEASTS...Copy !req
340. THE PLAGUE OF LOCUSTS.Copy !req
341. GET ME MOSES.Copy !req
342. Pharaoh Angelica:
OKAY, MOSES, YOU WIN.Copy !req
343. REMOVE THE PLAGUES
AND YOUR BABIES CAN GO.Copy !req
344. YOU GOT TO PROMISE.Copy !req
345. I PROMISE, I PROMISE.Copy !req
346. NOW TAKE YOUR STUPID BABIES
AND GET OUT.Copy !req
347. WOW, SO WHAT HAPPENED NEXT?Copy !req
348. WELL, YOU SEE...Copy !req
349. BORIS, CHAZ,
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?Copy !req
350. DON'T CLOSE THE...Copy !req
351. DOOR. DOOR.
DOOR.Copy !req
352. LET ME GUESS— WE'RE LOCKED IN.Copy !req
353. COME ON, TELL THE REST
OF THE STORY.Copy !req
354. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
355. THE HEBREWS WERE PREPARING
TO LEAVE EGYPT ONCE AND FOR ALL.Copy !req
356. ATTENTION, THE PHARAOH
HAS AN IMPORTANT NOTICE.Copy !req
357. THE PHARAOH'S CHANGED HER MIND.Copy !req
358. THE BABIES HAVE TO STAY.Copy !req
359. OKAY, BACK TO WORK, SLAVES.Copy !req
360. THAT'S NO FAIR! SHE PROMISED.Copy !req
361. WHAT CAN I TELL YOU?
SHE'S THE PHARAOH.Copy !req
362. I KNEW IT.Copy !req
363. I KNEW IT, I KNEW IT,
I KNEW IT.Copy !req
364. DON'T WORRY,
WE'RE NOT GIVING UP.Copy !req
365. I WISH I COULD HAVE SEEN
THOSE BABIES' FACESCopy !req
366. WHEN YOU TOLD THEM
THEY COULDN'T GO.Copy !req
367. BOY, I LOVE BEING PHARAOH.Copy !req
368. YOU AGAIN?Copy !req
369. WHAT IS IT?Copy !req
370. YOU PROMISED WE COULD LEAVE.Copy !req
371. I CHANGED MY MIND.Copy !req
372. OH, YEAH?Copy !req
373. YEAH.Copy !req
374. WELL, IF YOU DON'TCopy !req
375. LET MY BABIES GO
BY TOMORROW NIGHTCopy !req
376. SOMETHING REALLY,
REALLYBAD'S GOING TO HAPPENCopy !req
377. WORSER THAN EVERYTHING ELSE.Copy !req
378. WHAT HAPPENED,
WAS IT THAT BAD?Copy !req
379. OY, WAS IT BAD...Copy !req
380. MOMMY!Copy !req
381. SO THIS IS WHERE EVERYONE WENT.Copy !req
382. DON'T CLOSE THE...Copy !req
383. DOOR.Copy !req
384. IT DOESN'T OPENCopy !req
385. FROM THE INSIDE.Copy !req
386. GRANDPA BORIS IS TELLING
A GREAT STORY.Copy !req
387. IS THERE A FAX MACHINE HERE?Copy !req
388. SINCE PHARAOH HAD ONCE AGAIN
REFUSED TO FREE THE HEBREWSCopy !req
389. MOSES BROUGHT ON
ONE FINAL PLAGUECopy !req
390. MORE TERRIBLE
THAN ALL THE OTHERS.Copy !req
391. HE ANNOUNCED THAT THE FIRSTBORN
OF THE EVERY EGYPTIAN HOUSEHOLDCopy !req
392. WOULD BE TAKEN AWAY.Copy !req
393. THOSE BABIES DON'T SCARE ME.Copy !req
394. TAKING AWAY THE FIRSTBORN.Copy !req
395. BIG DEAL.Copy !req
396. HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.Copy !req
397. HELLO, PICKLES
RESIDENCE.Copy !req
398. DADDY, IT'S ME, PHARAOH.Copy !req
399. OH, HELLO, SWEETHEART.
HOW'S EGYPT?Copy !req
400. DADDY, CAN I
ASK YOU A QUESTION?Copy !req
401. OF COURSE, PHARAOH,
HONEY, ANYTHING.Copy !req
402. YOU DIDN'T BY ANY CHANCE
HAVE ANY OTHER KIDS BEFORE ME?Copy !req
403. OF COURSE NOT, MY SPHINX.Copy !req
404. YOU'RE OUR FIRST AND ONLY.Copy !req
405. I SEE.
THANK YOU, DADDY.Copy !req
406. I THINK I'M IN TROUBLE.Copy !req
407. NOW, LISTEN, GUYS.Copy !req
408. TONIGHT, A PLAGUE WILL
HIT EVERY EGYPTIAN HOUSECopy !req
409. AND TAKE AWAY
THEIR FIRSTBORN CHILD.Copy !req
410. WHAT ABOUT PHIL?Copy !req
411. HE'S FIRSTBORN.Copy !req
412. NO, YOU'RE
THE FIRSTBORN, LILLIAN.Copy !req
413. NO, YOU.Copy !req
414. YOU!
YOU!Copy !req
415. GUYS!Copy !req
416. DON'T WORRY,
ALL'S US BABIES GOT TO DOCopy !req
417. IS PUT A RED MARK
ON OUR DOORS.Copy !req
418. WHEN THEY COME FOR FIRSTBORNSCopy !req
419. OUR HOUSES WILL BE
PASSED OVER.Copy !req
420. MUST BE WHY
THEY CALL THIS PASSOVER.Copy !req
421. HEY, MOSESCopy !req
422. YOUR DOORWAY HAD
A BIG RED SMUDGE ON IT.Copy !req
423. BUT I CLEANED IT UP.Copy !req
424. I AIN'T SCARED OF THAT
FIRSTBORN JUNK, CYNTHIA.Copy !req
425. NO ONE'S TAKING ME ANYWHERE.Copy !req
426. NOPE, I'M NOT WORRIED ONE BIT.Copy !req
427. WHO IS IT?Copy !req
428. IS ANYONE THERE?Copy !req
429. IT'S THEM, CYNTHIA.Copy !req
430. THEY'RE HERE TO TAKE ME AWAY.Copy !req
431. I HOPE THIS LAST PLAGUE WORKS,
MOSES, I REALLY DO.Copy !req
432. AH!Copy !req
433. PHARAOH!Copy !req
434. OKAY, YOU CAN GO.Copy !req
435. CALL OFF THIS
FIRSTBORN THING.Copy !req
436. I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
437. LAST TIME WE MADE A DEALCopy !req
438. YOU CHANGED YOUR MIND.Copy !req
439. THAT WAS JUST A JOKE.Copy !req
440. YOU COULD TAKE A JOKE,
RIGHT, MOSES?Copy !req
441. NOW, CALL OFF
THIS FIRSTBORN THINGCopy !req
442. AND I'LL LET YOU
AND ALL YOUR BABY FRIENDS GO.Copy !req
443. PHARAOH, IT'S A DEAL.Copy !req
444. SO THEY SET OUT
WITH ALL THEIR POSSESSIONSCopy !req
445. AND BEGAN TO MARCH OUT OF EGYPT.Copy !req
446. CHUCKIE, I'M HUNGRY.Copy !req
447. HOW ABOUT SOME
OF THAT BREAD YOU BAKED?Copy !req
448. CHUCKIE, LOOK AT
THIS BREAD.Copy !req
449. IT'S FLAT.Copy !req
450. BUT I FOLLOWED
THE RECIPE EXACTLY.Copy !req
451. WHAT COULD HAVE
GONE WRONG?Copy !req
452. YOU DIDN'T
FORGET TO PUT YEASTCopy !req
453. IN THE DOUGH, DID YOU?Copy !req
454. OOPS.Copy !req
455. NOW ALL'S WE HAVE TO EATCopy !req
456. IS THIS FLAT BREAD.Copy !req
457. HEY, LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE.Copy !req
458. WE JUST INVENTED MATZA.Copy !req
459. SO THAT'S WHY
WE EAT MATZA.Copy !req
460. AND THAT'S WHY
I CAN'T HAVE COOKIES.Copy !req
461. EXACTLY!Copy !req
462. THIS MATZA,
WHAT IS ITS MEANING?Copy !req
463. WHAT IS IT NOW?Copy !req
464. YOU JUST READ THAT PART, STU.Copy !req
465. LOOK, I CAN'T LEAD A SEDER.Copy !req
466. I'M NOT BORIS.Copy !req
467. BORIS?Copy !req
468. STU, NOW YOU MADE
MY MOTHER CRY.Copy !req
469. I'M SORRY, MINKA.Copy !req
470. IT'S JUST...Copy !req
471. HEY, WHERE'D EVERYBODY GO?Copy !req
472. SO, THE HEBREWS PACKED UP
AND FLED EGYPT.Copy !req
473. BUT MEANWHILE, PHARAOH
WAS HAVING SECOND THOUGHTS.Copy !req
474. BRING ME
SOME REPTAR CEREAL.Copy !req
475. UH, MISS PHARAOHCopy !req
476. MA'AM, WE'RE ALL OUT.Copy !req
477. OUT? HOW CAN WE BE
OUT OF REPTAR CEREAL?Copy !req
478. WELL, THE SLAVE BABYCopy !req
479. WHO'S SUPPOSED TO GET
THE CEREAL EVERY MORNINGCopy !req
480. WAS SET FREE.Copy !req
481. WELL, WOULD YOU PLEASE TELL MECopy !req
482. WHAT MORON SET FREE
THE REPTAR CEREAL SLAVE?Copy !req
483. UH, YOU DID.Copy !req
484. OH, YEAH. WELL, FORGET HIM.Copy !req
485. I'LL HAVE A GLASS
OF GOAT'S MILK.Copy !req
486. UM, YOU LET THE MILK SLAVE
GO FREE, TOO.Copy !req
487. OKAY, IN THAT CASE,
I'LL JUST HAVE A LONG, HOT BATH.Copy !req
488. I THREW OUT THE BABY
WITH THE BATH WATER, TOO?Copy !req
489. THAT'S IT! GET MY CHARIOT!Copy !req
490. WE'RE GOING AFTER THOSE BABIES.Copy !req
491. LOOK, MOSES,
IN FRONT OF US.Copy !req
492. THE OCEAN.Copy !req
493. GREAT, ALL THIS WAY
FOR A DEAD END.Copy !req
494. NOW WE GOT TO
TURN AROUND.Copy !req
495. PHARAOH!Copy !req
496. I'VE GOT YOU NOW,
BABIES!Copy !req
497. DO SOMETHING QUICK,
MOSES.Copy !req
498. COME ON, MOSES.Copy !req
499. ER, UM...Copy !req
500. THERE YOU ARE.Copy !req
501. QUIET!Copy !req
502. I WANT TO HEAR
THE END OF THE STORY.Copy !req
503. SIT DOWN, EVERYBODY.Copy !req
504. NOW, THE HEBREWS WERE
AT THE EDGE OF THE RED SEACopy !req
505. THE OCEAN IN FRONT OF THEM,
AND PHARAOH'S ARMY BEHIND.Copy !req
506. MOSES HAD TO DO SOMETHING.Copy !req
507. HE WAS RUNNING OUT OF TIME.Copy !req
508. I HOPE THIS WORKS.Copy !req
509. WOW, NOW I'VE SEEN EVERYTHING.Copy !req
510. GET THE LEAD OUT!Copy !req
511. HEH-HEH,
THIS IS GOING TO BE GOOD.Copy !req
512. YOU'RE A HERO,
MOSES.Copy !req
513. YOU LED THE BABIES TO FREEDOM.Copy !req
514. GREAT, CYNTHIA.Copy !req
515. ANOTHER FINE MESS
YOU'VE GOTTEN US INTO.Copy !req
516. HEY!Copy !req
517. SO, EVERY YEAR AT PASSOVERCopy !req
518. WE HAVE A CEREMONY CALLED
A SEDER TO CELEBRATE MOSESCopy !req
519. LEADING THE HEBREWS
OUT OF EGYPT TO FREEDOM.Copy !req
520. WOW, WHAT A NEAT HOLIDAY.Copy !req
521. I FEEL BAD FOR PHARAOH, THOUGH.Copy !req
522. SHALL WE HEAD DOWNSTAIRS
AND FINISH THE SEDER?Copy !req
523. FINISH THE SEDER?Copy !req
524. I JUST TOLD THE ENTIRE STORY
OF PASSOVER.Copy !req
525. I SAY WE EAT.Copy !req
526. MINKA MAKES
THE BEST MATZA BALL SOUPCopy !req
527. THIS SIDE OF MINSK.Copy !req
528. BORIS, YOU'RE MAKING ME FLUSH.Copy !req
529. WHAT DO WE
DO NOW?Copy !req
530. HAVE A SEAT, I'LL TELL
ANOTHER PASSOVER STORY.Copy !req
531. ABOUT THE HEBREWS
WANDERING THE DESERTCopy !req
532. BEFORE REACHING
THE PROMISED LAND?Copy !req
533. NO, NO, NO, NO.Copy !req
534. ABOUT HOW MY UNCLE SIMON
AND AUNT RIVA METCopy !req
535. AT THE SEDER
OF PINCUS THE TAILOR.Copy !req
536. THIS WAS BACK IN THE SHTETL
IN SMOLENSK— OY, WAS IT COLD!Copy !req
537. ANYWAY, UNCLE SIMON
WASN'T EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE THERECopy !req
538. BUT HIS WAGON WHEEL BROKE
ON A COBBLESTONECopy !req
539. AND HE HAD TO STAY THE NIGHT.Copy !req
540. NOW AUNT RIVA WAS...Copy !req