1. I'M QUEEN OF THE CASTLE,
I'M QUEEN OF THE CASTLE.Copy !req
2. I'M QUEEN OF THE CAS... OOPS.Copy !req
3. SORRY, CYNTHIA.Copy !req
4. I'M TIRED OF DIGGING.Copy !req
5. YEAH, ME, TOO.Copy !req
6. LET'S PLAY
ON THE JUMBO GYM.Copy !req
7. HEY, GET OFF MY CASTLE.Copy !req
8. CAN'T WE JUST PLAY
ON THE BOTTOM?Copy !req
9. NO, I'M QUEEN.Copy !req
10. I'M NOT LETTING
SLOBBERY BABIESCopy !req
11. CLIMB ALL OVER IT.Copy !req
12. BUT...Copy !req
13. NOW GET BACK TO WORKCopy !req
14. AND FINISH DIGGING MY MOAT.Copy !req
15. THERE COULD BE AN INVASION
ANY MINUTE.Copy !req
16. IN FACT, I'M GOING TO
GET MY CATAPULT NOWCopy !req
17. JUST IN CASE.Copy !req
18. YOU GUYS
BETTER HAVE THE MOAT DONECopy !req
19. BY THE TIME I COME BACK.Copy !req
20. WHAT'S A CATERPULT?Copy !req
21. BEATS ME.Copy !req
22. PASS THE SHOVEL, CHUCKIE.Copy !req
23. YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES I THINK
PLAYING WITH ANGELICACopy !req
24. MIGHT NOT BE AS MUCH FUN
AS SHE SAYS IT IS.Copy !req
25. HEY, BABIES.Copy !req
26. HI, I'M JOSH.Copy !req
27. HI, JOSH, I'M TOMMY.Copy !req
28. THIS IS PHIL,
AND LIL, AND CHUCKIE.Copy !req
29. NICE TO MEET YOU—
WANT TO COME PLAY?Copy !req
30. WELL, WE'D LIKE TO,
BUT WE CAN'T.Copy !req
31. WHY NOT?Copy !req
32. ANGELICA SAIDCopy !req
33. WE GOT TO FINISH HER MOATCopy !req
34. AND THEN FILL IT WITH WATER
AND THEN FIND A CROCODILE.Copy !req
35. HOW COME YOU DO WHAT SHE SAYS?Copy !req
36. SHE'S BIGGER...Copy !req
37. AND STRONGER.Copy !req
38. IF WE DON'TCopy !req
39. SHE'LL POUR SAND
IN OUR HAIR.Copy !req
40. LISTEN, WHAT WOULD YOU
SAY IF I TOLD YOUCopy !req
41. THERE'S A JUNGLE GYM SOMEPLACECopy !req
42. WHERE ANY BABY COULD SAY
WHATEVER THEY WANT TOCopy !req
43. WITHOUT GETTING SAND POURED
ON THEIR HEADS.Copy !req
44. I'D SAY YOU IS CRAZY.Copy !req
45. WELL, I'M NOT CRAZY,
THAT PLACE IS REAL.Copy !req
46. IT'S MY JUNGLE GYM,
AND IT'S OVER THERE.Copy !req
47. REALLY?Copy !req
48. YEP— YOU'RE WELCOME
TO PLAY ON IT.Copy !req
49. WOW!Copy !req
50. THAT'S NEAT.Copy !req
51. LET'S GO.Copy !req
52. BUT WHAT ABOUT ANGELICA'S MOATCopy !req
53. YOU GUYS?Copy !req
54. ANGELICA CAN BUILD
HER OWN MOAT, RIGHT?Copy !req
55. WRONG!Copy !req
56. WHAT'S GOING ON—
WHO ARE YOU?Copy !req
57. I'M JOSH,
YOU MUST BE ANGELICA.Copy !req
58. YOU'VE HEARD OF ME.Copy !req
59. I HEARD YOU BOSS THESE BABIESCopy !req
60. AND DUMP BUCKETS
OF SAND ON 'EM.Copy !req
61. SO WHAT'S
YOUR POINT?Copy !req
62. YOU DON'T PLAY FAIRCopy !req
63. SO YOUR FRIENDS DECIDED
TO PLAY WITH ME INSTEAD.Copy !req
64. IS THIS TRUE?Copy !req
65. GET BACK TO WORKCopy !req
66. BEFORE I DUMP A TRUCKFUL ON YOU!Copy !req
67. NOT THIS TIME, ANGELICA.Copy !req
68. WE GOT A NEW FRIEND NOWCopy !req
69. AND WE'RE GOING TO GO PLAY
ON HISJUMBO GYM.Copy !req
70. ALL RIGHT, TELL YOU WHAT.Copy !req
71. I'LL CLOSE MY EYES
AND COUNT FIVE.Copy !req
72. IF YOU'RE BACK TO DIGGING,
I'LL FORGET THIS HAPPENED.Copy !req
73. ONE, TWO...Copy !req
74. FOUR, SEVEN, FIVE!Copy !req
75. HEY, GET BACK HERE.Copy !req
76. WHO'LL DIG MY MOAT
AND CATCH MY CROCODILE?Copy !req
77. MAYBE WE SHOULD GO BACK.Copy !req
78. DON'T WORRY, SHE CAN'T DO
ANYTHING IF I'M HERE.Copy !req
79. COME BACK HERE,
YOU DUMB BABIES!Copy !req
80. WE DID IT, WE'RE FREE!Copy !req
81. NO MORE ANGELICA
TELLING US WHAT TO DO.Copy !req
82. OR TAKING AWAY OUR TOYS.Copy !req
83. OR MAKING US DRINK
FROM THE POTTY.Copy !req
84. PHILIP, THAT
WAS YOUR IDEA.Copy !req
85. OH, YEAH.Copy !req
86. WHAT YOU WANT TO DO?Copy !req
87. WE GET TO DECIDE?Copy !req
88. SURE, FAIR IS FAIR.Copy !req
89. WHEE!Copy !req
90. HEY, YOU GUYSCopy !req
91. PLEASE GIVE ME A PUSH?Copy !req
92. MY SWING STOPPED.Copy !req
93. SURE.Copy !req
94. YOU'RE DOING A GREAT JOB.Copy !req
95. PLAYING WITH JOSH SURE IS FUN.Copy !req
96. LOTS MORE FUN THAN PLAYING
WITH ANGELICA.Copy !req
97. DON'T STOP PUSHING NOW—
I'M JUST GETTING GOING.Copy !req
98. HEY, JOSH, CAN I HAVE A TURN
ON THE SWING?Copy !req
99. YOUWANT A TURN?Copy !req
100. UH-HUH.Copy !req
101. BUT TOMMY,
SWINGING WAS MY IDEA.Copy !req
102. IT WOULDN'T BE VERY FAIR
IF YOU TOOK IT.Copy !req
103. I JUST MEANT...Copy !req
104. COME ON, TOMMY,
FAIR IS FAIR.Copy !req
105. NOW PUSH!Copy !req
106. CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT, CYNTHIA?Copy !req
107. THEY'RE PUSHING HIM
ON THAT SWING.Copy !req
108. THEY NEVER DID THAT FOR ME.Copy !req
109. I'M SURE GLAD YOUR MOM
MADE CHOCOLATE-CHIP, TOMMY.Copy !req
110. YEAH, IT'S MY FAVORITE.Copy !req
111. PASS YOUR COOKIES
HERE, BABIES.Copy !req
112. I GOT A BETTER SNACK.Copy !req
113. HERE'S A LOLLIPOP.Copy !req
114. YOU GUYS
CAN SHARE IT.Copy !req
115. BUT JOSH,
I DON'T WANT A LOLLIPOP.Copy !req
116. YOU WANT A COOKIE?Copy !req
117. THAT'S NOT VERY FAIR.Copy !req
118. IT'S NOT?Copy !req
119. NO, I'M A BIGGER KIDCopy !req
120. THAN YOU, RIGHT?Copy !req
121. YEAH.Copy !req
122. A BIG KID NEEDS
ALL THE COOKIES.Copy !req
123. REALLY?Copy !req
124. I'M AFRAID SO, TOMMY,
FAIR IS FAIR.Copy !req
125. LOOK AT THAT, CYNTHIA!Copy !req
126. NOW THEY'RE GIVING HIM
THEIR COOKIES, ANDCopy !req
127. HE'S NOT EVEN
SITTING ON THEM.Copy !req
128. OKAY, BABIES, TIME
TO PLAY A NEW GAME.Copy !req
129. HEY, I KNOW—Copy !req
130. LET'S PLAY
ASTROBAT.Copy !req
131. WAIT A MINUTE,
TOMMY.Copy !req
132. MAYBE EVERYONE DOESN'T WANT
TO PLAY THAT.Copy !req
133. OKAY.Copy !req
134. SOME PEOPLE WANTCopy !req
135. TO PLAY SAND ADVENTURE.Copy !req
136. HOW DO YOU PLAY?Copy !req
137. YOU DIG AROUND
THE CASTLE—Copy !req
138. I MEAN, GYM—
AND FILL WITH WATER.Copy !req
139. SOUNDS LIKE
DIGGING A MOAT.Copy !req
140. A MOAT?Copy !req
141. NO, TOMMY,
THIS IS SAND ADVENTURE.Copy !req
142. IT'S DIFFERENT
FROM DIGGING A MOAT.Copy !req
143. SOUNDS A LOT LIKE
DIGGING A MOAT.Copy !req
144. YOU BABIES ARE TOO LITTLE
TO SEE THE DIFFERENCE.Copy !req
145. WELL, SAND ADVENTURE
IS PROBABLY A FUN GAMECopy !req
146. BUT I'D RATHER PLAY ASTROBAT.Copy !req
147. WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, TOMMY?Copy !req
148. WELL, UH, I JUST THOUGHT
WE COULD PLAY ASTROBAT.Copy !req
149. LOOK, I DECIDED WE'RE
PLAYING SAND ADVENTURECopy !req
150. AND THAT'S WHAT
WE'RE GOING TO PLAY.Copy !req
151. DON'T MAKE HIM MAD, TOMMY,
HE'S AWFUL BIG.Copy !req
152. BUT WHAT ABOUT
PLAYING FAIR?Copy !req
153. TOMMY, I DON'T THINKCopy !req
154. YOU UNDERSTAND
ABOUT THIS FAIR STUFF.Copy !req
155. I DON'T?Copy !req
156. YOU DON'T DECIDE
WHAT'S FAIR.Copy !req
157. THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE
WE USE TO DECIDE—Copy !req
158. SOMETHING EASY
TO UNDERSTAND.Copy !req
159. KNOW WHAT IT IS?Copy !req
160. UM, NO.Copy !req
161. THIS!Copy !req
162. NOW, DO ANY OF THE REST OF YOUCopy !req
163. WANT TO PLAY SOMETHING ELSE?Copy !req
164. THAT'S BETTER.Copy !req
165. NOW DIG, ALL OF YOU!Copy !req
166. FAIR IS FAIR.Copy !req
167. I CAN'T BELIEVE
IT, CYNTHIA.Copy !req
168. NOW THEY'RE BUILDING
A MOAT FOR HIM.Copy !req
169. WHAT'S NEXT, A SWIMMING POOL?Copy !req
170. YOU GUYS, WHAT
ARE WE GOING TO DO?Copy !req
171. I NEVER THOUGHT
I'D SAY THIS, BUT...Copy !req
172. I MISS ANGELICA.Copy !req
173. I MISS ANGELICA, TOO.Copy !req
174. I MISS THE WAY
SHE YELLED.Copy !req
175. I MISS THE WAY SHE PUT
SAND IN OUR DIAPERS.Copy !req
176. I MISS THE WAY
SHE CALLED ME MELONHEAD.Copy !req
177. YOU STAY HERE—
I'LL GET HELP.Copy !req
178. TOMMY, I DON'T THINK
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.Copy !req
179. IF JOSH FINDS OUT...Copy !req
180. I DON'T CARE.Copy !req
181. IF WE DON'T DO SOMETHINGCopy !req
182. WE'LL BE STUCK
WITH JOSH FOREVER.Copy !req
183. ANGELICA, ANGELICA,
YOU GOT TO HELP US.Copy !req
184. WELL, WELL, WELL,
LOOK WHO'S BACKCopy !req
185. THE BABY
FROM THE OTHER PLAYGROUND.Copy !req
186. LISTEN, ANGELICA...Copy !req
187. WHAT'S THE MATTER?Copy !req
188. TIRED OF YOUR NEW FRIEND?Copy !req
189. WE MADE A BIG MISTAKE.Copy !req
190. REALLY?Copy !req
191. JOSH IS WORSER THAN YOU.Copy !req
192. WHAT?Copy !req
193. HE'S REAL MEAN.Copy !req
194. HE BOSSES US AROUNDCopy !req
195. MAKES US PUSH HIM ON THE SWING,
DIG MOATSCopy !req
196. AND TAKES OUR COOKIES.Copy !req
197. WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS, ME?Copy !req
198. WILL YOU HELP US?Copy !req
199. NO.Copy !req
200. BUT WE NEED YOU.Copy !req
201. I NEEDED YOU BEFORE TO DIG—
DID YOU HELP ME?Copy !req
202. BUT... LET THIS BE A LESSON
TO YOU, TOMMY—Copy !req
203. NEXT TIME, LOOK
BEFORE YOU PEEK.Copy !req
204. ANGELICA, PLEASE!Copy !req
205. HMM!Copy !req
206. WHERE YOU BEENCopy !req
207. BALDY BOY?Copy !req
208. I JUST WENT FOR A WALK.Copy !req
209. DID I TELL YOU
YOU COULD DO THAT?Copy !req
210. DID I?Copy !req
211. I DIDN'T THINK SO.NO.Copy !req
212. NOW, THERE'S BEEN TALK
FLOATING AROUNDCopy !req
213. MAYBE SOME OF YOU BABIESCopy !req
214. AREN'T HAPPY
WITH HOW I DO BUSINESS.Copy !req
215. SO, IF ANYONE HAS ANY COMPLAINTSCopy !req
216. ANY PROBLEMS AT ALLCopy !req
217. SPEAK UP NOW.Copy !req
218. COME ON, ANYONE?Copy !req
219. ANYONE?Copy !req
220. HOW 'BOUT YOU, CHUCKIE?Copy !req
221. GOT SOMETHING TO SAY?Copy !req
222. PHIL?Copy !req
223. LIL?Copy !req
224. SO, EVERYONE'SCopy !req
225. PERFECTLY HAPPY HERE, RIGHT?Copy !req
226. NO MORE COMPLAINTS.Copy !req
227. WELL, THEN, YOU'LL ALL
BE HAPPY TO JOIN IN A GAMECopy !req
228. CALLED...
PILLOW.Copy !req
229. WHAT DO WE
GOT TO DO?Copy !req
230. OH, IT'S SIMPLE.Copy !req
231. ALL YOU GOT TO DO IS LIE DOWN
HERE IN THE SANDBOX.Copy !req
232. THAT'S PERFECT.Copy !req
233. NOW, DON'T MOVE.Copy !req
234. I LIKE PILLOWS.Copy !req
235. IS THIS
THE WHOLE GAME?Copy !req
236. DON'T WORRY.Copy !req
237. YOU'LL SEE.Copy !req
238. JOSH, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO TRY
TO JUMP OVER US, ARE YOU?Copy !req
239. NO, I WOULDN'T TRY TO JUMP
OVER YOU.Copy !req
240. I'M GOING TO JUMP ONYOU!Copy !req
241. THE NEXT ONE WON'T MISS.Copy !req
242. ANGELICA!Copy !req
243. THAT'S MY NAME—
DON'T WEAR IT OUT.Copy !req
244. HEY, WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA?Copy !req
245. I'M THE BIG IDEA—
QUIT MESSING WITH THEM.Copy !req
246. THEY WON'T BE BOSSED AROUND
BY YOU OR ANYBODY.Copy !req
247. GET OFF THE GROUND, DUMMIES.Copy !req
248. GET BACK DOWN THERE.Copy !req
249. THIS IS NONE
OF YOUR BUSINESS.Copy !req
250. THESE ARE MY BABIES NOW!Copy !req
251. THIS CATAPULT SAYS DIFFERENT.Copy !req
252. HEY!Copy !req
253. WANT ANOTHER, PAL?Copy !req
254. WAIT A SEC.Copy !req
255. WHAT DO YOU WANT
WITH DUMB BABIES, ANYWAY?Copy !req
256. THEY MAY BE DUMB BABIES
BUT THEY'RE MYDUMB BABIES.Copy !req
257. NOW GET UP! GET BACK DOWN!Copy !req
258. I'M NOT SCARED OF YOU.Copy !req
259. OH, YEAH?Copy !req
260. YEAH.Copy !req
261. WELL, YOU'RE MAKINGCopy !req
262. A BIG MISTAKE, BUCKO.Copy !req
263. HEY, WATCH IT,
ANGELICA!Copy !req
264. GIVE UP, CHEESEBRAIN?Copy !req
265. I'LL MAKE YOU A DEAL.Copy !req
266. WE'LL SPLIT THEM, 50-50.Copy !req
267. HMM, WHO GETS THE HEADS?Copy !req
268. NO, I MEAN, YOU TAKE TWO BABIES,
I'LL TAKE TWO.Copy !req
269. COULDN'T BE MORE FAIR.Copy !req
270. I CAME TO GET
ALL THESE BABIESCopy !req
271. AND I'M NOT LEAVING.Copy !req
272. OH, YEAH?Copy !req
273. YEAH.Copy !req
274. OH, YEAH?Copy !req
275. YEAH! OH, YEAH?Copy !req
276. YEAH!Copy !req
277. MOMMY, SHE PUSHED ME.Copy !req
278. AND DON'T EVER
LET ME CATCH YOUCopy !req
279. PICKING ON MY BABIES AGAIN!Copy !req
280. ANGELICA, YOU SAVED US.Copy !req
281. YOU'RE OUR HERO.Copy !req
282. THANKS,
ANGELICA.Copy !req
283. YOU'RE
THE GREATEST.Copy !req
284. AH, QUIT SLOBBERING.Copy !req
285. I'M SURE GLAD THINGS
IS BACK TO NORMAL.Copy !req
286. ME, TOO.Copy !req
287. BACK TO WORK, BABIES!Copy !req
288. ISN'T SHE
THE GREATEST?Copy !req
289. YEAH.Copy !req
290. JUST A LITTLE
TASTE, SWEETIE.Copy !req
291. NO.Copy !req
292. COME ON, SUGAR,
IT'S GOOD FOR YOU.Copy !req
293. DON'T YOU WANT
TO GROW UPCopy !req
294. NO.
TO BE STRONG?Copy !req
295. LAST TIME YOU ATE BROCCOLICopy !req
296. YOU SAID IT WASN'T BAD.Copy !req
297. NO.Copy !req
298. ANGELICA, IF YOU DON'TCopy !req
299. EAT SOME BROCCOLICopy !req
300. THEN NO SECONDS
ON DESSERT.Copy !req
301. THAT'S NOT FAIR!Copy !req
302. THAT'S IT,
ANGELICA—Copy !req
303. GO TO YOUR ROOM!Copy !req
304. BUT, DADDY!Copy !req
305. TOO LATE, ANGELICA.Copy !req
306. WE TRIED TO REASON WITH YOUCopy !req
307. BUT YOU
WOULDN'T LISTEN.Copy !req
308. YOU'LL BE SORRY!Copy !req
309. CHARLOTTE, DO YOU THINK ANGELICACopy !req
310. WAS SERIOUS
WHEN SHE SAIDCopy !req
311. "YOU'LL BE SORRY"?Copy !req
312. WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?Copy !req
313. SHE'S THREE,
WHAT'S SHE GOING TO DO?Copy !req
314. OH, YOU'RE RIGHT.Copy !req
315. WE'VE RAISED
SUCH A CLEVER LITTLE GIRLCopy !req
316. WHO KNOWS WHAT
SHE'S CAPABLE OF?Copy !req
317. GET SOME SLEEP.Copy !req
318. WE'LL ALL FEEL BETTER
IN THE MORNING.Copy !req
319. OKAY, CHAR.Copy !req
320. IT'S NOT FAIR, CYNTHIA.Copy !req
321. THE GROWNUPS ALWAYS GET
TO DECIDE EVERYTHING.Copy !req
322. ALL THEY DO IS BOSS ME AROUND
LIKE I'M A KID OR SOMETHING.Copy !req
323. I'M THREE YEARS OLD.Copy !req
324. Are you getting
a raw deal?Copy !req
325. Is your boss
treating you unfairly?Copy !req
326. Perhaps a family problem
cries out for mediation?Copy !req
327. THE LAST ONE— THE FAMILY THING.Copy !req
328. Don't wait— call us at the law
offices of F. Lee Barnum & Sons.Copy !req
329. We'll fight for you!Copy !req
330. HMM.Copy !req
331. WHO COULD THAT BE?Copy !req
332. HELLO, I'M HERE FOR
A MISS ANGELICA C. PICKLES.Copy !req
333. AND YOU ARE...?Copy !req
334. F. LEE BARNUMCopy !req
335. AN ATTORNEY?
I'M AN ATTORNEY.Copy !req
336. YEAH, I'VE BEEN ENGAGED
BY MISS PICKLES TO HANDLECopy !req
337. SOME DOMESTIC
LEGAL MATTERS.Copy !req
338. YOU MUST BE MISTAKEN.Copy !req
339. ANGELICA'S A LITTLE GIRL—
SHE CAN'T HIRE AN ATTORNEY.Copy !req
340. I'LL DETERMINE THAT.Copy !req
341. HI, MR. LAWYER,
COME IN.Copy !req
342. ANGELICA,
WHAT'S GOING ON?Copy !req
343. I'M SUING YOU.Copy !req
344. SUING ME?Copy !req
345. MORE TEA?Copy !req
346. THANK YOU.Copy !req
347. LET ME GET RIGHT
TO THE POINTCopy !req
348. MISS PICKLES.Copy !req
349. OUR CASE RESTS ON ESTABLISHINGCopy !req
350. WITHHOLDING A SECOND HELPING
OF DESSERT CONSTITUTES...Copy !req
351. YEAH, YEAH,
SKIP THE FANCY TALK.Copy !req
352. BOTTOM LINE?Copy !req
353. VERY WELL. I THINKCopy !req
354. I CAN GET
YOUR PARENTS KICKED OUT.Copy !req
355. COOL!Copy !req
356. IF WE PLAY OUR CARDS RIGHTCopy !req
357. I THINK I CAN GET A CHILDHOOD
SELF-CARE ANNUITY, TOO.Copy !req
358. HUH?Copy !req
359. MONEY, MISS PICKLESCopy !req
360. LOTS OF MONEY,
FOR BOTH OF US.Copy !req
361. NOW YOU'RE TALKING
MY LANGUAGE.Copy !req
362. ANGELICA, HONEY.Copy !req
363. YES?Copy !req
364. I'D LIKE TO TALK ABOUT
THIS LAWSUIT.Copy !req
365. TOO LATE FOR TALK NOW, MOMMY.Copy !req
366. I TRIED TO REASON,
BUT YOU WOULDN'T LISTEN.Copy !req
367. LET'S GET ICE CREAMCopy !req
368. AND TELL ME
WHAT'S BOTHERING YOU.Copy !req
369. THAT'S AWFUL NICE,
MOMMYCopy !req
370. BUT ON COUNSEL'S ADVICE,
I DECLINE.Copy !req
371. ANGELICA, STOP THIS NONSENSE
OR I'M GOING TO...Copy !req
372. CAREFUL, DON'T SAY ANYTHING YOU
DON'T WANT REPEATED IN COURT.Copy !req
373. NOW, LISTEN!Copy !req
374. UH, UH, UH, THE TAPE'S ROLLING.Copy !req
375. UH... BUT...Copy !req
376. OH!Copy !req
377. DREW, CALL
OUR ATTORNEY!Copy !req
378. WE'RE GOING TO THE MAT
ON THIS ONE.Copy !req
379. YOU THINK SHE HAS A CASE?Copy !req
380. I'M AFRAID SO.Copy !req
381. I STRONGLY ADVISE
YOU SETTLE OUT OF COURT.Copy !req
382. A SETTLEMENT?Copy !req
383. HE'S RIGHT, LET'S END THISCopy !req
384. AS PAINLESSLY AS POSSIBLE.Copy !req
385. OH, MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.Copy !req
386. ANGELICA'S LAWYER
FAXED ME THEIR DEMANDS.Copy !req
387. SHALL I READ THEM?Copy !req
388. WELL, SURE, HOW BAD CAN THEY BE?Copy !req
389. 1] DESSERT ON DEMAND
24 HOURS A DAY;Copy !req
390. 2] OFFICIAL PRESENT-GIVING DAYS,
WHENEVER ANGELICA WANTS;Copy !req
391. 3] A MR. X EXPLODING
SMASH-UP DOLL;Copy !req
392. 4] A COMMANDER BILL
DESERT STORM FLAMETHROWER;Copy !req
393. 5] A PONY; 6]...Copy !req
394. I WON'T BE PUSHED AROUND
BY MY OWN DAUGHTER!Copy !req
395. VERY WELL,
WE PREPARE FOR COURT.Copy !req
396. Meanwhile, all of America
remains riveted by the caseCopy !req
397. OF ANGELICA PICKLES,
THE CHARMING LITTLE GIRLCopy !req
398. suing her parents for divorce.Copy !req
399. We go there live.Copy !req
400. Do you really think
you have a case?Copy !req
401. OF COURSE WE DO— THIS GIRL
HAS BEEN SEVERELY MISTREATED.Copy !req
402. BUT AREN'T YOU
CONTRIBUTINGCopy !req
403. TO DECLINING
FAMILY VALUES?Copy !req
404. WHAT'S YOUR POINT?Copy !req
405. I'LL HANDLE THIS.Copy !req
406. MS. REPORTER, MA'AMCopy !req
407. I'M NOT A BAD KID,
I'M REALLY NOT.Copy !req
408. ALL I EVER WANTEDCopy !req
409. WAS A LITTLE ICE CREAMCopy !req
410. MAYBE A TOY HERE OR THERE.Copy !req
411. DOESN'T EVERY THREE-YEAR-OLD
HAVE A RIGHT TO SOME KINDNESS?Copy !req
412. AND NOW YOU'RE TRYING TO MAKE ME
FEEL LIKE I'M A BAD GUY?Copy !req
413. WHEN WILL IT ALL END?Copy !req
414. Look, it's the parents!Copy !req
415. Mr. and Mrs. PicklesCopy !req
416. how does it feel being
the world's meanest parents?Copy !req
417. My clients
have no comment.Copy !req
418. Did you tell her once
she couldn't watch cartoons?Copy !req
419. No comment.Copy !req
420. ORDER, ORDER, THIS COURTCopy !req
421. IS NOW IN SESSION.Copy !req
422. MR. BARNUM,
PLEASE CALL YOUR FIRST WITNESS.Copy !req
423. I CALL TO THE STAND
MRS. CHARLOTTE PICKLES.Copy !req
424. NOW, MRS. PICKLESCopy !req
425. IS IT NOT TRUE
THAT ON AUGUST 3Copy !req
426. YOU SERVED YOUR
THREE-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTERCopy !req
427. A LARGE PIECE OF BROCCOLI
FOR DINNER?Copy !req
428. DEPENDS ON WHAT
YOU CONSIDER LARGE.Copy !req
429. I'D SAY IT WAS SMALL.Copy !req
430. MRS. PICKLES,
LET'S NOT QUIBBLECopy !req
431. OVER SERVING SIZE.Copy !req
432. SEEMS TO ME
YOU'RETHE ONECopy !req
433. QUIBBLING, MR. BARNUM.Copy !req
434. JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION,
MRS. PICKLES.Copy !req
435. WHAT QUESTION WAS THAT,
MR. BARNUM?Copy !req
436. DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT
SERVE YOUR DAUGHTERCopy !req
437. A DISGUSTING PIECE OF BROCCOLI?Copy !req
438. I SERVED MY DAUGHTER BROCCOLI
BUT IT WASN'T DISGUSTING.Copy !req
439. IT WAS A HEALTHY, TASTY,
NUTRITIOUS VEGETABLECopy !req
440. RICH IN VITAMIN C.Copy !req
441. ANY SELF-RESPECTING PARENT
WOULD DO THE SAME.Copy !req
442. OBJECTION!Copy !req
443. I'M DOING
THE QUESTIONING.Copy !req
444. I'LL HANDLE THIS.Copy !req
445. YOU'RE DOING
A LOUSY JOB—Copy !req
446. MAKING HER LOOK GOOD.Copy !req
447. HOW DARE YOU!Copy !req
448. I'M A SKILLED ATTORNEYCopy !req
449. WITH MONTHS' EXPERIENCE.Copy !req
450. YOUR HIGHNESSCopy !req
451. I'M DISMISSING MY LAWYERCopy !req
452. FOR GROSS INCONTINENCE.Copy !req
453. YOU DON'T HAVE TO.Copy !req
454. I'D RATHER QUITCopy !req
455. THAN REPRESENT A BRAT.Copy !req
456. YOUR MAJESTY,
IF IT PLEASES THE CORPSECopy !req
457. I'LL ACT AS MY OWN LAWYER.Copy !req
458. WELL, I MUST ADMIT
I'VE NEVER HEARD OFCopy !req
459. A THREE-YEAR-OLD
REPRESENTING HERSELFCopy !req
460. BUT THERE'S
NO PRECEDENT AGAINST IT.Copy !req
461. SEE YOU LATER, BUSTER.Copy !req
462. BACK TO CHASING
AMBULANCES FOR YOU.Copy !req
463. LET THE RECORDS SHOW
MISS PICKLES DISMISSEDCopy !req
464. HER ATTORNEY
AND WILL REPRESENT HERSELF.Copy !req
465. YOU MAY PROCEED.Copy !req
466. THANK YOU, YOUR HIGHNESS.Copy !req
467. FOR MY NEXT WITLESS, I CALL...Copy !req
468. MISS CYNTHIA PICKLES!Copy !req
469. WHO'S THAT?
YOU DON'T WANT
TO KNOW.Copy !req
470. NOW, CYNTHIA...Copy !req
471. OBJECTION!Copy !req
472. YOUR HONOR,
AS AN INANIMATE OBJECTCopy !req
473. THAT DOLL'S TESTIMONY
IS INADMISSIBLE.Copy !req
474. I REALIZE IT'S UNORTHODOXCopy !req
475. BUT I'M GOING TO LET
THE DOLL TESTIFY.Copy !req
476. YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS.Copy !req
477. I AMSERIOUS, MR. HERSHOWITZ.Copy !req
478. AND IF YOU IMPUGN
MY INTEGRITY AGAINCopy !req
479. I'LL HOLD YOU
IN CONTEMPT.Copy !req
480. MISS PICKLES, PLEASE PROCEED.Copy !req
481. THANK YOU, YOUR MAJESTY.Copy !req
482. NOW, CYNTHIA, WOULD YOU PLEASECopy !req
483. TELL THE COURT IN YOUR OWN WORDS
WHAT HAPPENED?Copy !req
484. WHAT'S THAT, CYNTHIA?Copy !req
485. CYNTHIA SAYSCopy !req
486. THEY TRIED TO MAKE ME
EAT BROCCOLICopy !req
487. ALTHOUGH THEY KNEW
IT TASTED YUCKY.Copy !req
488. I SAID POLITELY
THAT I DIDN'T WANT TOCopy !req
489. AND THEY SENT ME TO MY ROOM
WITHOUT DESSERT.Copy !req
490. OBJECTION.Copy !req
491. OVERRULED! LET THE CUTE GIRLCopy !req
492. FINISH HER STORY, OKAY?Copy !req
493. NOW LET'S RETURN TO FEBRUARY 7.Copy !req
494. AS YOU EXPLAINED,
ANGELICA PICKLESCopy !req
495. WAS INNOCENTLY WATCHING CARTOONSCopy !req
496. MINDING HER OWN BUSINESS.Copy !req
497. WHAT HAPPENED NEXT?Copy !req
498. MR. ZEBRA SAYS MY DADDY
TURNED OFF THE TVCopy !req
499. AND TOLD ME I'D BEEN WATCHING
TOO MUCH CARTOONS.Copy !req
500. THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING.Copy !req
501. DON'T WORRY,
WE'LL GET OUR TURN.Copy !req
502. NOW, ANGELICA, DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE A GOODLITTLE GIRL?Copy !req
503. I THINK THAT'S
FOR THE COURTCopy !req
504. TO DECIDE, DON'T YOU?Copy !req
505. ANGELICA, DO YOU EVER DO
AS YOUR PARENTS SAY?Copy !req
506. MAYBE, MAYBE NOT.Copy !req
507. ANSWER
YES OR NO.
YES OR NO.Copy !req
508. ANGELICA, ANSWER THE QUESTION.Copy !req
509. ANGELICA, ANSWER THE QUESTION.Copy !req
510. ARE YOU MIMICKING ME?Copy !req
511. ARE YOU MIMICKING ME?Copy !req
512. YOU'RE IN A COURT OF LAW.Copy !req
513. YOU'RE IN A COURT OF LAW.Copy !req
514. STOP IT!Copy !req
515. STOP IT!Copy !req
516. YOUR HONOR,
PLEASE MAKE HER ANSWER.Copy !req
517. MAYBE IF YOU'D ASK
A LITTLE MORE NICELYCopy !req
518. SHE'D ANSWER.Copy !req
519. NOW, SWEETIE,
WOULD YOU PLEASE ANSWERCopy !req
520. THE MEAN OLD
LAWYER'S QUESTION?Copy !req
521. OF COURSE, YOUR MAJESTY,
I'D BE HAPPY TO.Copy !req
522. rNOW, ONCE AGAIN,
ANGELICACopy !req
523. DO YOU DO WHAT YOUR PARENTS
TELL YOU?Copy !req
524. OH, OF COURSE—Copy !req
525. I ALWAYS LISTEN
TO MY MOMMY AND DADDY.Copy !req
526. YOUR HONOR, I HAVE
NO FURTHER QUESTIONS.Copy !req
527. NOW, DADDY, DO YOU REMEMBER
WHAT I WANTEDCopy !req
528. FOR MY BIRTHDAY?Copy !req
529. YOU HAD A VERY LONG LIST.
THERE WAS...Copy !req
530. DON'T GET CUTE!Copy !req
531. WHAT ONE THING DID I WANT MOST?Copy !req
532. I THINK A BIG TRAIN
FROM THE TOY PALACECopy !req
533. YOU CAN RIDE AROUND IN.Copy !req
534. YOU THINKIT WAS A BIG TRAIN?Copy !req
535. OKAY, A BIG TRAIN.Copy !req
536. BUT YOU DIDN'T GET IT, DID YOU?Copy !req
537. WELL, I...Copy !req
538. DID YOU GET THE TRAIN?Copy !req
539. YOUR HONOR, I DON'T SEE...Copy !req
540. ANSWER YOUR DAUGHTER'S QUESTION.Copy !req
541. I DIDN'T GET YOU THE TRAIN.Copy !req
542. WHAT WAS THAT?Copy !req
543. I DIDN'T GET YOU
THE TRAIN!Copy !req
544. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
OF THE JERKYCopy !req
545. YOU HEARD IT.Copy !req
546. I DON'T ASK A LOT.Copy !req
547. BUT FOR MY BIRTHDAYCopy !req
548. MY ONE BIRTHDAY
OUT OF THE WHOLE YEARCopy !req
549. I ASKED FOR A TRAIN,
AND DID I GET IT?Copy !req
550. NO.Copy !req
551. BUT THE TOY STORE WAS OUT.Copy !req
552. MR. PICKLES, I RARELY
EDITORIALIZE LIKE THISCopy !req
553. BUT I JUST WANT TO SAYCopy !req
554. THAT I THINK YOU OUGHT
TO BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF.Copy !req
555. YOUR HONOR, THIS IS RIDICULOUS.Copy !req
556. THIS COURTROOM
IS A THREE-RING CIRCUS.Copy !req
557. I ONLY ASKED MY DAUGHTER
TO EAT BROCCOLI.Copy !req
558. I WAS BEING A GOOD FATHER.Copy !req
559. MR. PICKLES,
YOU'RE IN CONTEMPT!Copy !req
560. ONE MORE WORD
AND YOU'LL BE ESCORTED OUT.Copy !req
561. THOUGH UNUSUAL,
WE JURORS FEELCopy !req
562. WE DON'T NEED TO DELIBERATE.Copy !req
563. WE AWARD ANGELICA PICKLES
ALL DEMANDSCopy !req
564. INCLUDING POSSESSION
OF THE HOUSECopy !req
565. AND ALL
HER PARENTS' ASSETS.Copy !req
566. THIS... ISN'T HAPPENING.Copy !req
567. I WAS JUST BEING A GOOD FATHER.Copy !req
568. BAILIFF, HAVE THIS MAN REMOVED
FROM MY COURT AND LOCKED UP!Copy !req
569. NO, I'M A GOOD FATHER,
I'M A GOOD FATHER.Copy !req
570. I'M A GOOD FATHER.Copy !req
571. I'M A GOOD FATHER.Copy !req
572. ORDER, ORDERCopy !req
573. I DEMAND ORDER.Copy !req
574. I'M A GOOD FATHER.Copy !req
575. HUH? A DREAM...Copy !req
576. IT WAS JUST A DREAM.Copy !req
577. CHARLOTTE, WAKE UP.Copy !req
578. HUH? DREW, IT'S 3:00
IN THE MORNING.Copy !req
579. WHAT A NIGHTMARE!Copy !req
580. ANGELICA WAS MAD
ABOUT THE BROCCOLICopy !req
581. AND SUED US
TO TAKE THE HOUSE AWAY...Copy !req
582. DREW, IT WAS A DREAM—
GO BACK TO SLEEP.Copy !req
583. YEAH, I'M JUST GOING TO TAKE
A PEEK AND SEE HOW SHE'S DOING.Copy !req
584. HI, DADDY.Copy !req
585. HI, SWEETIE.Copy !req
586. OH, DADDY, I'M SORRYCopy !req
587. I WAS A BAD GIRL.Copy !req
588. NO, HONEY, ISHOULD BE SORRY.Copy !req
589. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TRIED
TO MAKE YOU EAT BROCCOLI.Copy !req
590. FROM NOW ON, YOU CAN TRYCopy !req
591. THE FOODS
YOU'RE READY TO TRY.Copy !req
592. OH, DADDY,
YOU'RE THE GREATEST.Copy !req
593. NOW SLEEP TIGHT,
PRINCESS.Copy !req
594. HEH, HEH, WORKS EVERY TIME.Copy !req
595. [Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATIONCopy !req
596. Captioned by
The Caption Center
WGBH Educational Foundation]Copy !req