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2. AT LAST.
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3. MY EXPERIMENT
IS ALMOST COMPLETE.
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4. SOON I WILL REPLACE
EVERY MAN, WOMAN, AND CHILD
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5. WITH MY ROBOTS
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6. AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
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7. OH, NO! DAD!
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8. You're a robot!
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9. THIS MOVIE IS WAY TOO SCARY
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10. FOR YOU KIDS.
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11. COME ON,
IT'S TIME FOR BED.
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12. GOOD NIGHT, CHUCKIE.
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13. YOUR MOM AND DAD
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14. WILL COME OVER TO GET YOU
IN THE MORNING.
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15. GOOD NIGHT, TOMMY.
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16. SLEEP TIGHT.
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17. TOMMY,
AREN'T YOU SLEEPY?
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18. NO. I'M THINKING.
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19. ABOUT WHAT?
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20. ROBOTS.
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21. DON'T THINK ABOUT THAT, TOMMY.
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22. YOU'LL GET BAD DREAMS.
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23. I CAN'T HELP IT
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24. BECAUSE, WELL, MAYBE
ANYBODY COULD BE ROBOTS.
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25. LIKE WHO?
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26. LIKE ANYBODY, CHUCKIE.
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27. LIKE THE MAILMAN
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28. OR THE MAN
WHO SELLS ICE CREAM
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29. OR EVEN OUR OWN MOMS AND DADS.
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30. WHAT?
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31. MAYBE OUR REAL MOMS AND DADS
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32. HAVE BEEN TAKEN CAPTURED
TO THE PLANET MARS.
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33. NO. THAT CAN'T BE TRUE.
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34. I DON'T KNOW.
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35. DID YOU SEE
HOW MY DAD LOOKED
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36. WHEN HE TURNED OFF
THE TV?
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37. HE DIDN'T LOOK LIKE
HE USUALLY DOES.
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38. HE LOOKED LIKE, UH...
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39. A ROBOT.
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40. NO, TOMMY.
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41. STOP SAYING STUFF
LIKE THAT.
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42. IT'S NOT TRUE.
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43. MAYBE NOT, CHUCKIE,
BUT I CAN'T SLEEP
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44. UNTIL I FIND OUT
FOR SURE.
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45. TOO MANY WING NUTS.
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46. THE SCREWS JUST DON'T FIT.
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47. TOO MANY WING NUTS.
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48. STU, HONEY,
I'M WORRIED
ABOUT YOU.
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49. I THINK YOU'VE BEEN
WORKING TOO HARD LATELY.
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50. I CAN TAP IN ANYWHERE
AND JUST GET...
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51. STU?
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52. HUH? OKAY, DEAR.
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53. I'LL FIX THE BLENDER
FIRST THING IN THE MORNING.
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54. YOU DON'T GET TO SLEEP
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55. YOU'RE GOING TO START
SLEEPWALKING AGAIN.
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56. DON'T WORRY, DEED,
I'M FINE.
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57. OKAY, BUT I WORRY ABOUT YOU.
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58. LAST TIME YOU WALKED
IN YOUR SLEEP
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59. YOU REARRANGED YOUR SOCKS
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60. AND TRIED TO MAKE
A 13-EGG OMELETTE
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61. ON THE KITCHEN FLOOR.
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62. ALL I NEED
IS A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP
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63. AND I'LL BE FINE.
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64. I DON'T KNOW, TOMMY.
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65. MAYBE THIS ISN'T
SUCH A GOOD IDEA.
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66. SHH. COME ON.
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67. WE GOT TO FIND OUT.
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68. OH!
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69. WHAT'S THAT?
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70. IT'S JUST
A CLOCK, CHUCKIE.
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71. COME ON.
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72. LET'S GO.
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73. IF HE'S A ROBOT
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74. THEN HE DOESN'T NEED
TO BREATHE, RIGHT?
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75. UH, UH, I GUESS NOT.
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76. TOMMY?
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77. OKAY.
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78. THAT OUGHT TO FIX
THIS BROKEN CRIB.
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79. 'NIGHT AGAIN, KIDS.
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80. WELL, THAT PROVES IT,
TOMMY.
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81. YOUR DAD'S NOT A ROBOT.
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82. THAT DOESN'T
PROVE ANYTHING.
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83. HUH?
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84. DID YOU
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85. HEAR THOSE WEIRD NOISES
COMING FROM HIM
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86. WHEN HE WAS IN BED?
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87. I BET HE'S GOT GEARS IN HIM
LIKE THAT ROBOT ON TV.
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88. YOU KNOW
WHAT WE GOT TO DO NOW.
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89. I DO?
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90. YEP. WE GOT TO GO IN THERE
AND OPEN UP HIS CHEST PLATE.
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91. OH, NO.
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92. LET'S GO BACK.
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93. PLEASE, I'M BEGGING YOU.
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94. I'M GOING TO CRAWL UP
ON HIS CHEST.
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95. HERE, CHUCKIE.
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96. YOU HOLD THE FLASHLIGHT.
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97. WHEW.
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98. YOU KNOW, UH, TOMMY...
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99. WE DON'T HAVE TO STAY.
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100. WE CAN GO.
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101. SHH.
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102. WE GOT
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103. TO FIND THE BOLTS
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104. THAT OPEN UP THE CHEST PLATE.
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105. SEE?
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106. THERE THEY ARE.
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107. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.
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108. NOW THAT YOUR DAD
TAPED US INTO THE CRIB
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109. AT LEAST DO YOU BELIEVE
HE'S NOT A ROBOT?
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110. NOPE. HE MUST BE A ROBOT.
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111. THAT'S HOW COME
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112. HE'S TRYING
TO KEEP US IN HERE.
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113. HE DOESN'T WANT US
TO FIND OUT HIS SECRET.
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114. TOMMY, WAIT.
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115. WE CAN STILL GO BACK.
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116. IT'S NOT TOO LATE.
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117. CHUCKIE, I GOT TO KNOW
IF MY DAD'S A ROBOT.
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118. I GOT TO FIND OUT
ONCE AND FOR ALL.
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119. TOMMY, ROBOTS AREN'T REAL.
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120. THEY'RE JUST PRETEND.
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121. THERE'S NO SUCH THINGS
AS ROBOTS.
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122. YOU WERE RIGHT!
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123. HE IS A ROBOT!
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124. I GOT TO EAT FIRST.
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125. I HAVE TO EAT FIRST.
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126. I GOT TO HAVE SOMETHING
IN MY STOMACH.
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127. I GOT TO HAVE...
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128. MAYBE SOMETHING...
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129. I DON'T KNOW.
FRY UP SOMETHING...
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130. MAYBE SOME
NICE OMELETTE...
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131. FLUFFY OMELETTE...
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132. THANK YOU.
THANK YOU, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
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133. AND NOW, FOR MY NEXT DISH,
I'D LIKE TO CREATE
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134. THE FAMOUS
STU PICKLE'S OMELETTE.
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135. WHAT'S HE DOING?
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136. MY LOVELY ASSISTANT RAMONA
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137. WILL HOLD THE BOWL
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138. AS I DEMONSTRATE
MY CULINARY MAGIC.
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139. ONE POTATO
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140. TWO POTATO
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141. THREE POTATO
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142. SIX POTATO...
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143. 14
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144. POTATO...
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145. 16 POTATO...
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146. 119 POTATO...
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147. WHAT'S HE TALKING ABOUT?
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148. MUST BE SOME KIND
OF ROBOT CODE FROM MARS.
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149. DREW?
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150. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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151. IT'S MY COOKING SHOW,
DREW.
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152. YOU'RE NOT TRYING
TO STEAL
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153. MY SECRET RECIPE?
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154. DREW
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155. COME BACK HERE.
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156. COME BACK, DREW.
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157. I JUST WANT TO TALK TO YOU.
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158. OFF!
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159. COME BACK.
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160. OOH!
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161. ONE POTATO, TWO POTATO,
THREE POTATO, FOUR...
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162. STU?
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163. WHERE'S DREW?
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164. ARE YOU OKAY, HONEY?
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165. YEAH, I GUESS SO, RAMONA.
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166. RAMONA?
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167. WHO'S RAMONA?
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168. MY ASSISTANT.
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169. OH, STU.
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170. YOU'VE BEEN
SLEEPWALKING AGAIN.
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171. STU?
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172. HUH?
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173. OKAY, DEAR.
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174. I'LL FIX THE BLENDER
FIRST THING IN THE MORNING.
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175. THEY LOOK SO CUTE AND INNOCENT
WHEN THEY'RE SLEEPING.
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176. DON'T THEY JUST?
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177. THIS MAY SOUND CRAZY
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178. BUT I DREAMT
THAT TOMMY AND CHUCKIE
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179. KEPT COMING INTO OUR BEDROOM
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180. AND TRYING TO OPEN MY CHEST
WITH A PLASTIC SCREWDRIVER.
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181. OH, COME ON.
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182. YEAH, LIKE I WAS
A ROBOT OR SOMETHING.
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183. OH, MY GOODNESS.
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184. HOW SILLY.
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185. TOMMY LOVES YOU.
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186. HE WOULDN'T DO THAT.
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187. YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
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188. IT WAS JUST PROBABLY
SOME CRAZY DREAM.
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189. YOU KNOW, DEED
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190. WE'RE LUCKY TO HAVE
SUCH A GREAT KID.
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191. LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON.
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192. OH, DEED.
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193. I GUESS YOU WERE RIGHT, CHUCKIE.
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194. MY DAD ISN'T
A ROBOT AFTER ALL.
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195. YEAH.
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196. BUT WHAT ABOUT MYDAD?
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197. My name is Patty Pants
and I need a new diaper.
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198. NO, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED
TO NEED A NEW DIAPER.
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199. YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO NEED A HUG.
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200. NOW, LET'S SEE...
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201. MAYBE IF I
JUST TWEAKED THIS A LITTLE.
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202. OKAY, NOW LET'S TRY IT.
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203. My name is
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204. Patty Pants and I do, I do,
I do...
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205. OH, THIS JUST ISN'T MY DAY.
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206. SPIKE?
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207. WAKE UP, SPIKE.
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208. WHERE YOU GOING?
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209. OH!
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210. AH, GOOD.
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211. MAIL'S HERE.
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212. HEY, DIDI.
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213. THE EGGBERT CATALOG'S HERE.
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214. THAT'S NICE, DEAR.
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215. WONDER WHAT'S NEW...
OH, NO!
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216. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
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217. THIS IS THE WORST THING
THAT COULD POSSIBLY HAPPEN.
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218. WHAT'S WRONG, STU?
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219. THESE TOY PEOPLE.
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220. THEY BEAT ME TO THE PUNCH.
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221. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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222. LOOK.
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223. IT TALKS, IT WALKS,
AND IT WETS.
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224. IT EVEN GETS REAL DIAPER RASH.
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225. SO?
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226. MY PATTY PANTS DOLL
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227. IS SIX MONTHS AWAY
FROM DIAPER RASH.
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228. THIS ONE'S AVAILABLE
IMMEDIATELY.
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229. I'M RUINED!
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230. YOU'RE OVERREACTING.
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231. THAT STUFF NEVER LOOKS AS GOOD
AS IT DOES IN THE CATALOG.
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232. I TELL YOU, I'M RUINED.
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233. WHY DON'T YOU ORDER IT
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234. AND SEE
FOR YOURSELF?
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235. THAT'S A BRILLIANT IDEA.
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236. I CAN ORDER ONE
FOR NEXT-DAY DELIVERY.
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237. SEE, TOMMY— A NEW LITTLE BABY
FOR YOU
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238. TO PLAY WITH.
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239. SHE'S COMING
IN THE MAIL.
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240. I'LL GET IT.
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241. OH, HI, BETTY.
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242. HEY, WHAT'S COOKING?
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243. CAN I HAVE
THAT CATALOG?
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244. I NEED
THAT PHONE NUMBER.
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245. OH, HI, BETTY.
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246. WHAT'S EATING HIM?
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247. IT'S THAT PATTY PANTS PROJECT,
BETTY.
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248. STILL WORKING
ON THAT?
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249. HE STILL CAN'T GET IT
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250. TO WET REALISTICALLY.
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251. SHAME.
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252. SAY, WHY DON'T
YOU TELL ME ABOUT IT
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253. OVER A CUP
OF BAVARIAN MOCHA?
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254. GUESS WHAT?
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255. WHAT? WHAT?
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256. MY DAD SAYS WE'RE GETTING
ANOTHER BABY.
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257. THAT'S FUNNY.
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258. OUR MOM'S GETTING ONE TOO.
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259. REALLY?
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260. WHERE WILL
SHE FIND IT?
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261. A STORK BRINGS THEM.
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262. I GOT A BOOK ABOUT IT.
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263. NOT THE STORK.
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264. THEY COME
FROM THE STORE.
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265. UH-UH!
IT'S STORK, LILLIAN.
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266. STORE!
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267. STORK!
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268. STORE!
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269. MY MOM SAYS I CAME
FROM THE HOSPITAL.
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270. THE HOSPITAL?
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271. NAH, THAT'S WHERE YOU GO
WHEN YOU GET SICK.
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272. MY DAD SAYS OUR NEW BABY'S
GOING TO COME IN THE MAIL.
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273. WOW, TOMMY!
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274. YOU MEAN RIGHT
THROUGH THAT HOLE
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275. IN THE DOOR?
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276. YUP, IT'S COMING TOMORROW
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277. AND I'M GOING TO WAIT RIGHT HERE
SO I CAN MEET IT.
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278. BABY?
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279. THE MAIL'S HERE.
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280. I GOT TO TALK TO THE MAILMAN.
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281. WELL,
WHERE IS SHE?
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282. WHO?
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283. TINA TROUSERS.
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284. AM I THE DEPARTMENT
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285. OF MISSING PERSONS?
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286. NO, TINA TROUSERS IS A DOLL.
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287. MISTER, I DON'T CARE
WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE.
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288. A TOY DOLL.
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289. SHE WAS COMING TODAY.
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290. OH.
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291. YEAH, YOU GOT
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292. A PACKAGE
BUT IT WAS TOO BIG.
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293. YOU'LL HAVE TO PICK IT UP
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294. AT THE POST OFFICE.
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295. WHAT? I HAVEN'T GOT TIME
TO GO WAIT
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296. AT THE POST OFFICE.
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297. I DON'T MAKE THE RULES.
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298. MAIL SERVICE SURE ISN'T
WHAT IT USED TO BE.
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299. HAVE A NICE DAY.
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300. THIS BAG GETS HEAVIER
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301. ALL THE TIME.
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302. BABY?
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303. BABY.
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304. BABY.
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305. OH... OH...
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306. MMMM.
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307. NO. NO BABY.
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308. BABY.
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309. HI. YOU MUST BE
THE BABY.
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310. I'M TOMMY.
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311. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
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312. Mama.
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313. REALLY? THAT'S MY MOM'S NAME
TOO.
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314. NEXT.
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315. RIGHT HERE!
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316. YOU DON'T HAVE
TO YELL, SIR.
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317. YOU GOT
A SPECIAL DELIVERY
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318. FOR STU PICKLES
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319. FROM THE EGGBERT
TOY COMPANY?
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320. AND?
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321. AND I'D LIKE IT
SOMETIME BEFORE CHRISTMAS.
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322. NO NEED TO BE RUDE
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323. SIR.
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324. LET'S SEE, EGGBERT.
EGGBERT...
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325. MUST BE UNDER "R."
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326. JUST A SECOND.
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327. LOOK,
MY DAD'S HERE.
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328. HE'LL TAKE US HOME.
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329. HEY, THIS PACKAGE
IS A MESS.
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330. IT'S BEEN TORN OPEN.
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331. NO CHARGE.
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332. THE OLD DAYS IN THE POST OFFICE
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333. WERE BETTER...
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334. NEXT.
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335. YOU'LL LIKE IT AT HOME.
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336. IT'S A LOT NICER
THAN HERE.
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337. Mama!
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338. YUP, MOM'S THERE TOO.
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339. DIDI, IT'S HERE!
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340. I CAN'T WAIT.
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341. HEY, DIDI!
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342. THE DOLL'S HERE.
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343. BABY?
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344. HMM. THIS ISLIFELIKE.
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345. EVEN SMELLS LIFELIKE.
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346. IF I DIDN'T KNOW BETTER,
I'D SAY THAT WAS TOMMY.
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