Rugrats 1x6

Directed by Howard E. Baker

Betty tells the story of how Phil and Lil got placed in a diaper commercial where the twins preferred exploring and destroying the set rather than sticking to the script.

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1. Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

2. OH, WHAT DID I DO WITH THOSE?

3. WHERE ARE THEY?

4. DID I LEAVE THEM UP HERE?

5. OR COULD THEY BE UNDER HERE?

6. NO.

7. OH, WHERE ARE THEY?

8. TOMMY, SWEETHEART.

9. HOW DID YOUGET THOSE?

10. OH. ANYWAY, POP—

11. STU'S GLUED TO HIS WORKBENCH

12. SO I WAS HOPING

13. YOU WOULDN'T MIND WATCHING TOMMY.

14. I WAS PLANNING ON TRAINING

15. FOR THE DECATHLON THIS MORNING.

16. THANKS, POP. YOU'RE A PRINCE.

17. HAVE FUN WITH GRANDPA, TOMMY.

18. SURE, SURE, GO ON.

19. TAKE AN OLD MAN FOR GRANTED.

20. WHEN I WAS HER AGE

21. WE DIDN'T HAVE HALF-PRICE SALES.

22. HAD TO WALK 15 MILES TO THE STORE

23. AND PAY FULL PRICE WHEN WE GOT THERE.

24. GOOD IDEA, SCOUT.

25. TAKE A NAP AND KEEP US BOTH OUT OF TROUBLE.

26. And now, Fish Time.

27. The Old Fishing Network presents

28. Swimming Downstream

29. the touching story of a young salmon who dared

30. to be different.

31. THIS MUST BE THE JOINT.

32. NUMBER 66, RIGHT?

33. YEAH, RIGHT.

34. NUMBER 66.

35. SAY, IT DON'T LOOK LIKE NO MILLIONAIRE'S MANSION.

36. LOOKS CAN BE DECEIVING.

37. MILLIONAIRES ARE WEIRD.

38. HEY, WHAT IS THIS— A SETUP?

39. WHERE'S THE PARENTS?

40. WHO CARES? JUST GRAB HIM.

41. QUICK! THE RANSOM NOTE!

42. "... BRING A MILLION SMACKERS IN UNMARKED BILLS

43. "TO 22 ELM STREET.

44. "P.S.: WE MEAN IT

45. "AND WE'RE VERY BIG CRIMINALS.

46. "JUST ASK AROUND.

47. LOVE, BOB AND MIKE."

48. THIRD TIME THEY'VE SHOWN THAT SALMON STORY

49. THIS WEEK.

50. DAG-BLASTED NEWSPAPER.

51. GETS HEAVIER EVERY DAY.

52. TOO MANY CONFLABBED ADS, IF YOU ASK ME.

53. NEED MY READING GLASSES.

54. DRAT!

55. CAN'T TACKLE A NEWSPAPER

56. THIS HEAVY

57. WITHOUT A LITTLE JAVA.

58. THE KID'S MAKING ME NUTS.

59. I'M TRYING EVERYTHING.

60. HE AIN'T BITING.

61. TRY SINGING A LULLABY.

62. GEEZ. I GOT TO DO EVERYTHING AROUND HERE.

63. OKAY. HERE IT GOES.

64. MAYBE YOU NEED SOMETHING MORE VISUAL.

65. OKAY, KID

66. PUT ALL YOUR DIAPERS IN THIS BAG

67. AND DON'T TRY ANYTHING.

68. YOU'RE SCARING HIM, GENIUS.

69. TAKE THAT THING OFF.

70. OKAY, I GOT ANOTHER IDEA.

71. GIVE ME A BANANA.

72. WHAT FOR?

73. ACCORDING TO THIS BABY BOOK

74. I LIFTED LAST WEEK

75. KIDS LOVE BANANAS.

76. NOW, GIVE ME ONE!

77. OPEN UP THE HANGAR, KID, SO THE PLANE CAN FLY

78. RIGHT IN.

79. DA!

80. HEY, WHAT ABOUT THIS BALL HERE ON THE FLOOR?

81. HOW ABOUT THAT?

82. I DID IT.

83. I BET I'D MAKE A PRETTY GOOD FATHER.

84. THIS KID WEIGHS A TON

85. IN CASE YOU'RE INTERESTED.

86. OH, STOP YOUR BELLYACHING.

87. IT'S ONLY TWO MORE FLOORS.

88. HOME SWEET HOME.

89. OH, NO. WHAT NOW?

90. HERE YOU GO, TIGER.

91. TRY ONE OF THESE.

92. I DON'T GET IT.

93. THE BOOK SAYS IT ALWAYS WORKS.

94. BOOKS DON'T KNOW NOTHING

95. AND NEITHER DO YOU.

96. THE KID WANTS MILK.

97. DON'T TAKE NO ROCKET SCIENTIST TO FIGURE THAT OUT.

98. LUCKILY, WE GOT SOME.

99. YEAH, BUT WHAT WE DON'T GOT IS A BABY BOTTLE.

100. I CAN RIG UP ONE OUT OF THE KETCHUP BOTTLE.

101. I'M REAL HANDY WITH STUFF LIKE THAT.

102. THIS I GOT TO SEE.

103. HEY, HEY, WHERE DID HE GO?

104. UH-OH. UH-OH.

105. WE'VE BEEN HAD!

106. THAT LITTLE THIEF NABBED THE RUBIES!

107. HOW CAN YOU ACCUSE THE LITTLE TIGER?

108. HE'S JUST A BABY.

109. A BABY IMPERSONATOR, YOU MEAN.

110. SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?

111. HE HAD HIS PARTNER WAITING OUTSIDE

112. IN THE GETAWAY STROLLER?

113. OKAY, YOU'RE SO SMART

114. YOU TELL ME WHERE HE WENT.

115. OH, NO! OH, NO!

116. THE RUBIES! THE RUBIES!

117. BAD BABY!

118. WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO NOW?

119. OH, NO.

120. I AIN'T PUTTING MY HANDS IN THERE.

121. WELL, I AIN'T DOING IT.

122. I DID IT LAST TIME.

123. LOOK, I GOT A LITTLE CUT HERE ON MY FINGER.

124. FINE. YOU CAN PUT A CUT IN THERE.

125. NO, YOU CAN'T. YOU PUT YOURHAND.

126. MY HANDS ARE MY LIFE.

127. MY HANDS ARE MORE THAN MY LIFE.

128. THEY'RE MY DEATH IF I PUT THEM IN THERE.

129. I'LL HOLD YOUR ELBOW.

130. I'M TELLING YOU, WE NEED A PLUMBER.

131. THE CASH!

132. THE POOR TYKE'S TRAUMATIZED.

133. FORGET THE KID.

134. HOW DO WE GET THE MONEY?

135. I KNOW. TURN IT ON IN REVERSE.

136. I CAN'T SEE NOTHING.

137. WHO TURNED OFF THE LIGHTS?

138. HOLD ON TO ME!

139. LOOK OUT!

140. I CAN'T...

141. WHERE'S THE KID?

142. UH-OH. DON'T LOOK NOW, BUT OUR MILLION SMACKERS

143. IS ABOUT TO GO OUT THE WINDOW!

144. QUICK! GRAB HIM!

145. THIS LITTLE MONSTER

146. IS RUINING OUR BEAUTIFUL FRIENDSHIP.

147. LOOK AT HIM—

148. SITTING THERE PLOTTING HIS NEXT MOVE.

149. YOU'RE RIGHT, MIKEY.

150. THERE MUST BE AN EASIER WAY TO MAKE A MILLION SMACKERS.

151. AMEN TO THAT.

152. I WAS JUST RESTING MY EYES.

153. WAIT TILL YOU SEE MY LITTLE LASER OVEN, POP.

154. HOW'S TOMMY?

155. SLEEPING, I SUSPECT.

156. HASN'T MADE A PEEP ALL AFTERNOON.

157. GOOD. WHAT'S THIS?

158. MUST BE THE NEWSPAPER BILL.

159. "DEAR RONALD THUMP..."

160. PLEASE, TAKE HIM BACK.

161. WE LEARNED OUR LESSON

162. AND WE'RE VERY SORRY, MR. THUMP.

163. WHO WERE THOSE GUYS?

164. WATCH OUT!

165. I HATE WHEN THIS HAPPENS.

166. YOU'RE IN TROUBLE—

167. RUNNING A RED LIGHT

168. DESTROYING PUBLIC PROPERTY.

169. OH, BOY.

170. WHAT'S THAT?

171. YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS.

172. HELLO, TOMMY.

173. AND HOW'S MOMMY'S LITTLE SWEETHEART?

174. DID YOU HAVE A NICE TIME

175. WHILE I WAS GONE?

176. I BROUGHT SOMETHING

177. JUST FOR YOU, TOMMY.

178. HE PROBABLY NEEDS A LITTLE STIMULATION

179. AFTER SUCH A QUIET DAY.

180. HERE, TOMMY.

181. NUMMY NUMS.

182. THAT'S RIGHT.

183. NUMMY NUMS.

184. OH, COME ON, TOMMY.

185. I KNOW YOU'RE HUNGRY.

186. REALLY, HONEY

187. YOU'VE GOT TO EAT SOMETHING.

188. LOOK, MOMMY LIKES IT.

189. MMM... MMM...

190. YUM, YUM, YUM.

191. AH, THE GREAT OUTDOORS.

192. WORKING IN THE YARD REALLY MAKES YOU FEEL

193. IN TUNE WITH NATURE.

194. NATURE?

195. YOU CALL THAT MUDHOLE NATURE?

196. I'M NOT FINISHED YET, POP.

197. I GOT TO PUT THE TREES IN.

198. TREES? YOU CALL THOSE TWIGS TREES?

199. WHY, WHERE WE LIVED UP IN MOOSE COUNTRY

200. WE DIDN'T BOTHER WITH ANYTHING SMALLER THAN A MIGHTY REDWOOD.

201. I DON'T REMEMBER ANY MOOSE BACK HOME.

202. STU, DON'T FORGET.

203. WE'VE GOT PHIL, LIL, AND CHUCKIE COMING SOON.

204. WE GOT TO GET GOING.

205. I GOT TO GET MORE MULCH.

206. IT'S SUCH A NICE DAY.

207. WHY NOT SET UP THE PLAYPEN OUTSIDE?

208. GRANDPA CAN KEEP AN EYE ON THEM THERE.

209. FINE BY ME.

210. SOMEBODY'S GOT TO TEACH THESE YOUNGSTERS

211. THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A FOREST AND A PHILODENDRON.

212. AND THERE WE WERE, JUST ME AND YOUR GREAT GRANDDADDY

213. HUNKERED DOWN

214. IN THE SHADOW OF AN ENORMOUSBULL MOOSE

215. JUST A HAIR BIGGER THAN THIS HOUSE.

216. WELL, MAYBE HE WASN'T AS BIG AS THE HOUSE

217. BUT HE WAS CERTAINLY BIGGER THAN THE GARAGE.

218. ANYHOO, THE WHOLE PICKLES CLAN

219. HAD MOOSE FOR BREAKFAST, LUNCH, AND DINNER

220. THE REMAINDER OF THE GREAT DEPRESSION.

221. NOW, THAT WAS REALFOOD—

222. NOT LIKE THAT GREEN MUSH YOU'VE BEEN EATING.

223. AND JUST WHAT DID THAT MOOSE LOOK LIKE, YOU SAY?

224. WELL, I JUST HAPPEN TO HAVE HIS PICTURE RIGHT HERE

225. IN MY WALLET.

226. HERE HE IS.

227. 15 TONS

228. OF BULL MOOSE!

229. SOMETIMES, I CAN STILL TASTE THAT FELLA.

230. YEAH.

231. HE'S ASLEEP.

232. NOW'S OUR CHANCE TO GO OUT

233. AND FIND THE MOOSE GRANDPA WAS TALKING ABOUT.

234. YEAH. YEAH.

235. THERE'S NO MOOSE AROUND HERE, TOMMY.

236. HOW DO WE KNOW FOR SURE IF WE DON'T LOOK FOR ONE?

237. YEAH. YEAH.

238. WE CAN'T GO LOOK FOR ONE.

239. THIS IS THE SAME KIND OF PLAYPEN I'VE GOT.

240. THERE'S NO WAY OUT.

241. WAIT. I'VE GOT AN IDEA.

242. HOLD CHUCKIE'S HANDS.

243. WHOO!

244. WATCH THIS.

245. COME ON, TOMMY, YOU'RE TOO HEAVY.

246. WHOA!

247. OH!

248. WOW! MOOSE COUNTRY.

249. IT'S NOT A MOOSE, TOMMY.

250. IT'S JUST A BUG.

251. NO, NOT THAT.

252. THAT.

253. COME ON, CHUCKIE.

254. WE'RE GOING TO FIND US A MOOSE.

255. I DON'T KNOW, TOMMY.

256. I DON'T THINK THIS IS SUCH A GOOD IDEA.

257. WHAT IS IT?

258. MAYBE A MOOSE LIVES HERE.

259. WHO GOES IN FIRST?

260. NOT ME. NOT ME.

261. I HOPE IT'S NOT A FOOTPRINT.

262. YUK!

263. OH! OH! OH!

264. GOT YA!

265. WHAT'S THIS?

266. LOOKS LIKE CHOCOLATE SPAGHETTI.

267. ONLY IT'S... DANCING.

268. LET ME SEE.

269. WHAT'S IT LIKE?

270. IT DOESN'T TASTE TOO MUCH LIKE CHOCOLATE SPAGHETTI

271. BUT IT DANCES ALL THE WAY DOWN.

272. ME NEXT. ME NEXT. ME NEXT.

273. WAIT A MINUTE.

274. CHOCOLATE SPAGHETTI'S OKAY

275. BUT WE'RE LOOKING FOR A MOOSE.

276. MAYBE IF WE'RE REAL QUIET, WE CAN SNEAK UP ON ONE.

277. HUMPH!

278. A MOOSE! A MOOSE! A MOOSE!

279. HOW DO WE CATCH IT?

280. DIG A BIG HOLE.

281. NO. USE A NET.

282. HOLE! NET!

283. UH-OH. HOLE!

284. NET!

285. RUN AWAY!

286. HELP!

287. HELP!

288. CHUCKIE?

289. GET ME OUT OF HERE, TOMMY.

290. WE GOT TO HURRY, CHUCKIE.

291. THERE'S A MOOSE COMING.

292. TOMMY, THERE IS NO MOOSE IN YOUR BACKYARD.

293. NOW, WILL YOU PLEASE GET ME OUT OF HERE?

294. WHAT'S WITH THIS WATER?

295. GRANDPA!

296. MENKA, MENKA!

297. TURN THIS THING OFF!

298. YOU OKAY, CHUCKIE?

299. AM I OKAY?

300. AM I OKAY?

301. FIRST YOU TALK ME INTO BREAKING OUT OF THE PLAYPEN.

302. THEN YOU LEAVE ME IN A HOLE.

303. THEN YOU GET ME ALL WET

304. AND FOR WHAT, HUH?

305. A MOOSE?

306. I DON'T SEE ANY MOOSE.

307. WHERE'S THE MOOSE, TOMMY?

308. WHERE? WHERE?

309. THERE!

310. WOW.

311. SPIKE? SPIKE? SPIKE?

312. HUH. SOME MOOSE.

313. OPEN THE DOOR, DIDI.

314. THIS FISH FERTILIZER WEIGHS A TON.

315. HUH? WHAT?

316. EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL?

317. ALL QUIET ON THE WESTERN FRONT.

318. SAY, IT DIDN'T RAIN OR ANYTHING WHILE YOU WERE OUT HERE, DID IT?

319. NOT TODAY. NO.

320. WELL, I GUESS I'LL TAKE A NAP.

321. SAY, DIDI, DID I EVER TELL YOU ABOUT THE TIME ME AND MY PAPPY

322. BAGGED A GREAT NORTHERN BULL MOOSE?

323. HOW BIG WAS HE, YOU SAY?

324. I HAPPEN TO HAVE A PICTURE OF HIM

325. RIGHT HERE.

326. LET ME SEE THAT.

327. THIS IS AN INSURANCE CALENDAR, POP.

328. WELL, MAYBE IT ISN'T HIS ACTUALPHOTO

329. BUT HE WAS JUST AS BIG.

330. SURE, POP.

331. BIGGER, IN FACT.

332. SURE, POP. BIGGER.

333. I TOLD YOU THERE WAS NO MOOSE OUT THERE, TOMMY.

334. I WONDER WHY SPIKE DRESSED UP LIKE ONE.

335. YEAH. YEAH.

336. MAYBE HE WAS TRYING TO TELL US SOMETHING.

337. LIKE WHAT?

338. YEAH, LIKE WHAT?

339. MAYBE THAT WE ALL MAY HAVE TO GO A LITTLE BIT FURTHER

340. TO GET TO MOOSE COUNTRY.

341. YEAH! YEAH!

342. OH, NO!

343. Captioned by The Caption Center WGBH Educational Foundation