1. Captioning sponsored by
THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATIONCopy !req
2. DAD-BURNED DEMOCRATS.Copy !req
3. HMM. LITTLE MISS LOVELY CONTEST.Copy !req
4. FIRST PRIZE, FOR THE BABY GIRL,
A BOATLOAD OF TOYSCopy !req
5. AND FOR THE PROUD FATHER,
THE KINGFISHER 9000.Copy !req
6. NOW, THAT'S A FISHING BOAT.Copy !req
7. TOO BAD TOMMY
IS NOT A GIRL.Copy !req
8. HELLO, TOMMY.Copy !req
9. HELLO, STU.Copy !req
10. HELLO, POP.Copy !req
11. STU, YOU EVER WISH
TOMMY WAS A GIRL?Copy !req
12. COME AGAIN?Copy !req
13. I WAS WONDERING WHAT TOMMY
WOULD LOOK LIKE IN A DRESS.Copy !req
14. POP, WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?Copy !req
15. WELL, I WAS READING THE PAPERCopy !req
16. AND I CAME ACROSS
THIS LITTLE MISS LOVELY CONTEST.Copy !req
17. YOU KNOW, FOR BABY GIRLS?Copy !req
18. AND?Copy !req
19. AND I WAS THINKING WE COULD
DRESS TOMMY UP LIKE A GIRLCopy !req
20. AND ENTER HIM IN THE LITTLE
MISS LOVELY CONTEST.Copy !req
21. ARE YOU OFF YOUR NUT?Copy !req
22. NO ONE'S GOING
TO CROSS-DRESS MY BOYCopy !req
23. AND STICK HIM
IN SOME BEAUTY CONTEST.Copy !req
24. FIRST PRIZE.Copy !req
25. HUH?Copy !req
26. HMM...Copy !req
27. UH-HUH.Copy !req
28. OH!Copy !req
29. HOW ABOUT THIS ONE?Copy !req
30. YEAH, AND CHECK OUT
THIS PARTY DRESS.Copy !req
31. GOES GREAT WITH
THE BLOND WIG, HUH, POP?Copy !req
32. NOPE. TOO GAUDY.Copy !req
33. IF YOU ASK MECopy !req
34. THE PANTSUIT HAS MORE
OF THAT FEMININE EDGE.Copy !req
35. MAYBE WE SHOULD
TAKE ANOTHER LOOKCopy !req
36. AT THAT RETRO-'60s FLIP WIG.Copy !req
37. SAY, HOW A YELLOW WIGWAG
WITH A SPOON?Copy !req
38. HUH?Copy !req
39. A YELLOW WIGWAG WITH A SPOON.Copy !req
40. TROUT FISHING IN AMERICAWEEKLYCopy !req
41. SAYS IT'S THE BEST LURE
FOR BUG-EYED CARP.Copy !req
42. BUG-EYED CARP...Copy !req
43. RIGHT OUT THERE IN THE MIDDLE
OF LAKE WICKIWOCKI.Copy !req
44. IN OUR KINGFISHER 9000.Copy !req
45. Doorbell! Doorbell!Copy !req
46. Doorbell! Doorbell! Doorbell!Copy !req
47. OH, HI, BETTY.Copy !req
48. HI, DEED. MEGA-LONG DAY.Copy !req
49. HEY, LET'S PEN THESE PUPSCopy !req
50. AND BREW SOME JAVA, HUH?Copy !req
51. HOWDY, BOYS.Copy !req
52. HI, BETTY. WE'RE
JUST OFF TO, UH...Copy !req
53. ROTATE THE TIRES.Copy !req
54. WE'LL BE BACK
IN AN HOUR.Copy !req
55. YOU'VE GOT TO TRY
MY NEW VIENNESE ROAST.Copy !req
56. THAT THE STUFF
THAT COMES IN CANS?Copy !req
57. NO. IT COMES
IN PREMEASURED PACKETS.Copy !req
58. THEY DISSOLVE
AFTER A MINUTE OR SO.Copy !req
59. SOMETHING'S GOING ON IN HERE.Copy !req
60. DAD AND GRANDPA
ARE ACTING PRETTY WEIRD.Copy !req
61. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?Copy !req
62. THEY KEEP TALKING
ABOUT FISHINGCopy !req
63. WHICH HAS SOMETHING TO DO
WITH ME WEARING A WIGCopy !req
64. AND DRESSING UP LIKE A GIRL.Copy !req
65. WHAT'S A WIG?Copy !req
66. I THINK
IT'S THIS FURRY ANIMALCopy !req
67. THAT SLEEPS ON YOUR HEAD.Copy !req
68. HOW COME YOU GOT TO DRESS UP
LIKE A GIRL TO GO FISHING?Copy !req
69. I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
70. I WISH I DIDN'T HAVE TO.Copy !req
71. I DON'T THINK
I LOOK SO GOOD AS A GIRL.Copy !req
72. AH, IT'S
NO BIG DEAL, TOMMY.Copy !req
73. YEAH. PHIL AND ME
TRADE PLACES ALL THE TIME.Copy !req
74. AND NOBODY
EVER NOTICES.Copy !req
75. OKAY, NOW WATCH.Copy !req
76. OH, WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH BEAUTIFUL BABY GIRL?Copy !req
77. GIRLS SEEM TO CRY MORE
THAN BOYS AT THIS AGE.Copy !req
78. MM-HMM.Copy !req
79. OH, MY BIG BABY MAN.Copy !req
80. GUESS THEY'RE OKAY, DEED.Copy !req
81. WHERE WERE WE?Copy !req
82. WELL, WE WERE TALKING
ABOUT THE DIFFERENCECopy !req
83. BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN.Copy !req
84. SEE?
SEE?Copy !req
85. QUIET, POP.Copy !req
86. DON'T SLAM THE DOOR.Copy !req
87. I TOLD YOU
NOT TO SLAM THE DOOR.Copy !req
88. YOU MAKE ME NERVOUS.Copy !req
89. I DON'T WANT DIDI
TO FIND OUT ABOUT THE CONTEST.Copy !req
90. WHERE ARE
YOU GUYS GOING?Copy !req
91. UH, WE'RE, WE'RE
JUST HEADING OFF.Copy !req
92. TO DO THINGS.Copy !req
93. OH.Copy !req
94. MANLY THINGS.Copy !req
95. WHAT ABOUT TOMMY?Copy !req
96. DID YOU BRING ENOUGH DIAPERS,
A BOTTLE, BABY WIPESCopy !req
97. AND SOMETHING
TO PLAY WITH?Copy !req
98. IT'S ALL HERE.Copy !req
99. OH. WELL, OKAY.Copy !req
100. I WONDER IF THEY REMEMBERED
HIS RICE CRACKERS.Copy !req
101. OKAYCopy !req
102. YOU'LL BE THE FIRST
TO GO ON NOW, CINDY LOU.Copy !req
103. STAND RIGHT HERE.Copy !req
104. ♪ MY COUNTRY TEARS OF THEE...Copy !req
105. THAT'S "'TIS OF THEE,"
PUMPKIN.Copy !req
106. ANGELICA!Copy !req
107. KEEP GOING, MUFFINCopy !req
108. BUT A LITTLE SWEETER.Copy !req
109. I'M AFRAID YOU'LL HAVE
TO TAKE YOUR SEAT NOW, SIR.Copy !req
110. WE'RE ABOUT
TO BEGIN.Copy !req
111. OH, SORRY.Copy !req
112. NOW, REMEMBER,
SMILE AND MOVE, HONEY.Copy !req
113. SMILE AND MOVE.Copy !req
114. OKAY, DADDY.Copy !req
115. DON'T I KNOW YOU?Copy !req
116. UH, NO.Copy !req
117. I DON'T THINK SO.Copy !req
118. I KNOW THIS,Copy !req
119. NEXT TO ME, YOU'RE
THE CUTEST GIRL IN THE SHOW.Copy !req
120. YOU THINK SO?Copy !req
121. PRETTY FUNNY, KID,Copy !req
122. IF YOU WIN,
YOU'RE GOING TO REGRET IT.Copy !req
123. THAT WAS LITTLE MISS CINDY LOU.Copy !req
124. OUR NEXT CONTESTANT
IS LITTLE MISS ASHLEY.Copy !req
125. OOH.Copy !req
126. I CAN TASTE
THOSE BUG-EYED CARP NOW.Copy !req
127. WE'LL CAN TELL DIDI WE WON
THE BOAT IN A, UH...Copy !req
128. CROSSWORD PUZZLE CONTEST.Copy !req
129. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.Copy !req
130. HAVING FUN, GOLDILOCKS?Copy !req
131. JUST REMEMBER
WHAT I TOLD YOU.Copy !req
132. ANGELICA, YOU CAN TALK
TO YOUR LITTLE FRIENDCopy !req
133. AFTER THE CONTEST.Copy !req
134. IT'S YOUR TURN
TO GO ON.Copy !req
135. OH, GOODY.Copy !req
136. I CAN HARDLY WAIT.Copy !req
137. THANKS FOR COMING
ON SUCH SHORT NOTICE, DIDI.Copy !req
138. SINCE GRANDPA AND STU
TOOK TOMMY FOR THE DAYCopy !req
139. I HAD A LITTLE TIME
ON MY HANDS.Copy !req
140. AND NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMENCopy !req
141. OUR NEXT CONTESTANT,
LITTLE MISS ANGELICA.Copy !req
142. ANGELICA?Copy !req
143. THAT-THAT MEANS
DREW IS HERE!Copy !req
144. SMILE AND MOVE.Copy !req
145. AND SMILE AND MOVE.Copy !req
146. SMILE AND MOVE.Copy !req
147. DO THE SONG.Copy !req
148. DO THE SONG.Copy !req
149. NOW, OUR FINAL CONTESTANT...Copy !req
150. WAIT A MINUTE!Copy !req
151. I STILL GOT TO DO MY SONG.Copy !req
152. WE GOT TO FIND TOMMY
AND GET OUT OF HERE, POP.Copy !req
153. HUH? WHAT ABOUT MY BOAT?Copy !req
154. IT'S YOUR TURN, SWEETHEART.Copy !req
155. COME ON, POP.Copy !req
156. NO!Copy !req
157. I WANT THAT BOAT.Copy !req
158. CAN I HELP YOU,
GENTLEMEN?Copy !req
159. WE NEED TO TAKE LITTLE TOM...
UH, TONYA HOME RIGHT AWAY.Copy !req
160. AND NOW, OUR FINAL CONTESTANTCopy !req
161. LITTLE MISS TONYA.Copy !req
162. OH, NO! WE'RE TOO LATE.Copy !req
163. AWW...Copy !req
164. THAT IS THE SWEETEST
LITTLE GIRL I'VE EVER SEEN.Copy !req
165. YOU KNOW, DREWCopy !req
166. THAT CHILD
LOOKS SO FAMILIAR.Copy !req
167. THAT'S MY GIRL...Copy !req
168. UH, BOY.Copy !req
169. THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING.Copy !req
170. LADIES AND GENTLEMENCopy !req
171. THE JUDGES
HAVE MADE THEIR DECISION.Copy !req
172. AND NOW, OUR NEXT
LITTLE MISS LOVELY...Copy !req
173. COME ON, ANGELICA.Copy !req
174. KINGFISHER 9000.Copy !req
175. KINGFISHER 9000.Copy !req
176. KINGFISHER 9000.Copy !req
177. TONYA PICKLES!Copy !req
178. TONYA PICKLES?Copy !req
179. LITTLE TONYA WAS ENTERED
IN OUR CONTESTCopy !req
180. BY HER FATHER AND GRANDFATHER.Copy !req
181. STEP FORWARD
TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE.Copy !req
182. WHY, OF ALL THE NERVE!Copy !req
183. I'LL... I'LL...Copy !req
184. DIDI!Copy !req
185. WHAT A NICE SURPRISE.Copy !req
186. WHAT'S THIS ABOUT, MA'AM?Copy !req
187. I'LL SHOW YOU
WHAT THIS IS ABOUT.Copy !req
188. DOES THIS LOOK
LIKE A TONYA TO YOU?Copy !req
189. HMM...Copy !req
190. ANGELICA ISMY GRANDDAUGHTER
AFTER ALL.Copy !req
191. I STILL DON'T KNOW WHYCopy !req
192. WE COULDN'T HAVE
WAITED FOR GRANDPA.Copy !req
193. GRANDPA CAN JUST HAVE
A NICE WALK HOME.Copy !req
194. HE NEEDS TO DO
A LITTLE THINKING ANYWAY.Copy !req
195. Radio announcer:
This is K.O.L.D.-- K-OLD—Copy !req
196. music for the old
and old at heart.Copy !req
197. Now for you sports fans
out thereCopy !req
198. it's time for triviaCopy !req
199. with our special guest,
baseball legend Bucky Majors.Copy !req
200. SAY, NOW! BUCKY MAJORS!Copy !req
201. It's a pleasure
to be with youse guys today.Copy !req
202. Radio announcer:
I want to remind our listenersCopy !req
203. that the 13th callerCopy !req
204. with the correct answer
to Bucky's questionCopy !req
205. wins three tickets to this
afternoon's game against Boston.Copy !req
206. That number again is 555-KOLD.Copy !req
207. Here's the question—Copy !req
208. "What player
in the history of baseballCopy !req
209. "hit the most homers
on the second TuesdayCopy !req
210. "in every month of AprilCopy !req
211. for all time in eternity?"Copy !req
212. SECOND TUESDAY IN APRIL...Copy !req
213. I KNOW THAT ONE!Copy !req
214. COME ON, SCOUT!Copy !req
215. MOST HOMERS... SECOND TUESDAY...
APRIL...Copy !req
216. Hello?Copy !req
217. HELLO?Copy !req
218. Hello?Copy !req
219. IS IT BUCKY MAJORS?Copy !req
220. YIPPIE!Copy !req
221. WE WON, TOMMY, WE WON!Copy !req
222. WHAT'S ALL THE COMMOTION
ABOUT, POP?Copy !req
223. GRAB YOUR GLOVES, BOYS!Copy !req
224. THE PICKLES ARE GOING
TO THE BALL GAME!Copy !req
225. Two out, the bases are empty,
and there's no scoreCopy !req
226. here in the bottom
of the first inning.Copy !req
227. Husky winds up.Copy !req
228. And the pitch...Copy !req
229. Stee-rike two!Copy !req
230. THOSE BOSTON BOOMERSCopy !req
231. COULDN'T BAT THEIR WAY
OUT OF A WET PAPER BAG.Copy !req
232. GREAT SEATS, POP.Copy !req
233. WHAT A VIEW.Copy !req
234. MM-HMM.Copy !req
235. Haskell shakes off his signal.Copy !req
236. BLEAH!Copy !req
237. Here's the windup.Copy !req
238. And the pitch...Copy !req
239. Ooh! Knuckleball!Copy !req
240. Strike three!Copy !req
241. And the Boomers go downCopy !req
242. in the top half of the inning.Copy !req
243. BEAR.Copy !req
244. Leading off for the GrizzliesCopy !req
245. is number six, Bucky Majors.Copy !req
246. Color commentator:
Bucky needs no
introduction, ChuckCopy !req
247. as a Hall of FamerCopy !req
248. and the cornerstone
of the Grizzlies...Copy !req
249. COME UP HERE, SCOUT,
AND HAVE A LOOK AT GREATNESS.Copy !req
250. He leads the league in RBIs.Copy !req
251. BEAR.Copy !req
252. AH...Copy !req
253. SOMEDAY, WE'LL BE WATCHING YOU
DOWN THERE, TOMMY.Copy !req
254. WHAT DO YOU THINK?Copy !req
255. HE LIKES
TO PITCH THEMCopy !req
256. LOW AND OUTSIDE,
MR. MAJORS.Copy !req
257. YEAH?Copy !req
258. IF YOU WAITCopy !req
259. FOR AN INSIDE CURVE,
YOU'LL HIT ITCopy !req
260. OUT OF THE PARK.Copy !req
261. INSIDE CURVE? OKAY.Copy !req
262. MR. MAJORS?Copy !req
263. YEAH?Copy !req
264. YOU'RE MY HERO.Copy !req
265. THANKS, KID.Copy !req
266. LUCKY NUMBER THREE,
MR. MAJORS?Copy !req
267. HEY!Copy !req
268. Majors steps
into the batter's box.Copy !req
269. Here's the windup,
and the pitch...Copy !req
270. Low and outside.Copy !req
271. Ball one.Copy !req
272. Color commentator:
Majors is in no hurry.Copy !req
273. Seems to be waiting
for the right one.Copy !req
274. Here's the windup,
and the pitch...Copy !req
275. Color commentator:
Oh, mama.Copy !req
276. It's a high fly ball!Copy !req
277. SO LONG, SCREWY!Copy !req
278. SEE YOU IN ST. LOUIS!Copy !req
279. It's going... going...Copy !req
280. gone...Copy !req
281. YES!Copy !req
282. BEAR!Copy !req
283. making the score 1-0, Grizzlies!Copy !req
284. And the home crowd
is on their feet.Copy !req
285. BEAR.Copy !req
286. BOOMERS, BOOMERS,
TAKE A HIKE.Copy !req
287. YOU'RE THE TEAMCopy !req
288. THAT WE DON'T LIKE!Copy !req
289. BEAR.Copy !req
290. GREAT GAME, HUH, TOMMY?Copy !req
291. BEAR.Copy !req
292. YEAH.Copy !req
293. OH...Copy !req
294. OOH! AAH!Copy !req
295. OOPS.Copy !req
296. IT'S LIKE AN OVEN IN THIS SUIT.Copy !req
297. OOH...Copy !req
298. MMM... MMM!Copy !req
299. WELP...Copy !req
300. BACK TO THE GRIND.Copy !req
301. BEAR!Copy !req
302. WHOA!Copy !req
303. THANKS FOR STOPPING BY,
DOMENIC.Copy !req
304. THAT'S-A NO PROBLEM.Copy !req
305. AH...Copy !req
306. AH!Copy !req
307. AH...Copy !req
308. POPA-CORN!Copy !req
309. GET YOUR HOT A-BUTTERED
POPA-CORN RIGHT HERE!Copy !req
310. I'LL TAKE ONE!Copy !req
311. A-OOH.Copy !req
312. POPA-CORN!Copy !req
313. GET YOUR HOT A-BUTTEREDCopy !req
314. POPA-CORN HERE!Copy !req
315. TOSS ONE OVER HERE!Copy !req
316. Chuck, that reminds me
of the timeCopy !req
317. I PITCHED AGAINST THAT GUY—
WHAT'S HIS NAME?Copy !req
318. YOU REMEMBER HIM.Copy !req
319. I THINK SO, YES.Copy !req
320. ANYWAY, THE BASES WERE LOADED,
IT WAS A FULL COUNT.Copy !req
321. SUDDENLY, MY BACK WENT OUT.Copy !req
322. OH, YEAH, I REMEMBER THAT STORY.Copy !req
323. We've got a pitchers' duel
on our hands.Copy !req
324. Not much action here, headed
into the top half of the ninth.Copy !req
325. MMM...Copy !req
326. Bucky Majors' home run
remains the differenceCopy !req
327. in our score.Copy !req
328. We'll be back with the ninth
inning after this wordCopy !req
329. from our sponsors.Copy !req
330. DOMENIC, WHAT HAVE YOUCopy !req
331. GOT FOR ME TODAY?Copy !req
332. WHAT DO YOU GIVE MECopy !req
333. FOR TWO DARRYL STRAWBERRYSCopy !req
334. AND ONE VIDA BLUE?Copy !req
335. I STILL GOT THE WILLIE MAYSCopy !req
336. IN PERFECT
CONDITION.Copy !req
337. MAYBE FOR ONE VIDA BLUE.Copy !req
338. I GO BACK ON THE AIRCopy !req
339. IN 25 SECONDS.Copy !req
340. OKAY. ONE STRAWBERRY
AND ONE VIDA BLUE.Copy !req
341. The Boomers have
loaded the bases!Copy !req
342. It doesn't look goodCopy !req
343. for Bucky Majors
and the Grizzlies.Copy !req
344. OH!Copy !req
345. UH... UH...Copy !req
346. GREAT GAME, HUH, POP?Copy !req
347. HUH? OH, SURE. GREAT.Copy !req
348. WHAT INNING IS IT?Copy !req
349. GOT ME.Copy !req
350. WHO'S WINNING?Copy !req
351. WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE,
A SCOREBOARD?Copy !req
352. MMM...Copy !req
353. STU!Copy !req
354. GRANDPA!Copy !req
355. HMM... WHERE IS EVERYONE?Copy !req
356. OH.Copy !req
357. "WENT TO THE BASEBALL GAME,
HOME FOR DINNER.Copy !req
358. "LOVE, STU, TOMMY,
AND GRANDPA.Copy !req
359. "P.S. THE GAME'S
ON CHANNEL 2.Copy !req
360. LOOK FOR US."Copy !req
361. HMM.Copy !req
362. And that's it for Haskell.Copy !req
363. They'll bring in
the left-hander, McGill.Copy !req
364. Color commentator:
McGill has had a weird season.Copy !req
365. He's either pitched nohitters
or walked them all.Copy !req
366. I guess that's why they call
him "Crazy Arms McGill."Copy !req
367. Color commentator:
I thought it was "Crazy Legs."Copy !req
368. You're right, Hank.Copy !req
369. He does sort of have
crazy legs.Copy !req
370. Although the visiting Boomers
have the bases loadedCopy !req
371. the Grizzlies need
one more outCopy !req
372. to win this ball game.Copy !req
373. GAHH.Copy !req
374. AHH.Copy !req
375. AAH... OOH!Copy !req
376. WHOO...Copy !req
377. And here's the pitch.Copy !req
378. It's a high hard oneCopy !req
379. headed for the fence!Copy !req
380. WHOA!Copy !req
381. OH!Copy !req
382. WHOA!Copy !req
383. OH, WHAT A CATCH!Copy !req
384. WHAT A PLAY!Copy !req
385. What a game!Copy !req
386. YAY!
YES!Copy !req
387. IF I DIDN'T KNOW BETTERCopy !req
388. I'D SAY THAT WAS TOMMY.Copy !req
389. JUMPIN' JEHOSHAPHAT!Copy !req
390. THAT ISTOMMY!Copy !req
391. I don't know, Chuck.Copy !req
392. The kidCopy !req
393. just fell into my glove.Copy !req
394. OH...Copy !req
395. YOU KNOWCopy !req
396. I'VE PLAYED A LITTLE
BALL MYSELF IN MY DAY.Copy !req
397. YOU DID, HUH?Copy !req
398. YOU BET.Copy !req
399. MINOR LEAGUES, OF COURSE.Copy !req
400. HAD A SHOT AT
THE MAJORS BACK IN 1942Copy !req
401. BUT WITH THE WAR...
YOU KNOW HOW IT IS.Copy !req
402. HUH?Copy !req
403. IN MY DAY,
WE PLAYED REAL...Copy !req
404. Captioned by
The Caption Center
WGBH Educational FoundationCopy !req