1. Captioning sponsored by
THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATIONCopy !req
2. OOH!Copy !req
3. WHAT HAPPENED? WHAT HAPPENED?Copy !req
4. I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
5. HE WAS JUST FINE A MINUTE AGO.Copy !req
6. OH, NO!Copy !req
7. STU, LOOK AT
THAT GIGANTIC BRUISE.Copy !req
8. HE JUST BUMPED HIS HEAD
TRYING TO GET THAT BALLOON.Copy !req
9. STU! ARE YOU BLAMING TOMMY'S
CONCUSSION ON THE BALLOON?Copy !req
10. CONCUSSION?Copy !req
11. IT'S NOTCopy !req
12. THE BALLOON'S
FAULT, STU.Copy !req
13. HOW CAN BETTY AND ICopy !req
14. TRUST YOU DADS
WITH THE BABIESCopy !req
15. DURING THE GAME THIS AFTERNOON?Copy !req
16. YOU WON'T WATCH THEM AT ALL.Copy !req
17. OF COURSE WE WILL.Copy !req
18. ALL YOU BOYSCopy !req
19. WILL BE THINKING ABOUT
IS GUZZLING SODACopy !req
20. AND GOBBLING PORK RINDS.Copy !req
21. TIME-OUT! I HAVEN'T EATENCopy !req
22. PORK RINDS IN YEARS.Copy !req
23. MAYBE I SHOULD STAY HOME.Copy !req
24. THIS PLACE IS AN ACCIDENT
WAITING TO HAPPEN.Copy !req
25. DIDI, HE WON'T
HURT HIMSELF AGAIN.Copy !req
26. I PROMISE.Copy !req
27. WELL, MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.Copy !req
28. YOU'RE GONNA WHAT?Copy !req
29. INVENT SOMETHING
TO KEEP TOMMYCopy !req
30. FROM HURTING HIMSELF.Copy !req
31. YOU CAN'T KEEP A BABY
FROM HURTING ITSELF.Copy !req
32. I USED TO CRAWL
THROUGH MAMA'S CACTUS GARDENCopy !req
33. HUNTING FOR HORNY TOADS.Copy !req
34. HORNY TOADS, POP?Copy !req
35. THAT'S WHAT I SAID.Copy !req
36. AND ALL I HAD ON
WAS MY BIRTHDAY SUIT.Copy !req
37. WHAT WILL YOU DO,
PUT TOMMY IN A BUBBLE?Copy !req
38. IF I DON'T THINK OF SOMETHINGCopy !req
39. WE'LL HAVE TO TAKE TURNS
LOOKING AFTER THE KIDSCopy !req
40. WATCHING THE GAME IN SHIFTS.Copy !req
41. SHIFTS?Copy !req
42. WELL, GET BUSY THEN.Copy !req
43. POP! THAT'S IT! LOOK!Copy !req
44. PROTECTIVE HEAD GEAR!Copy !req
45. HUH?Copy !req
46. DREW.Copy !req
47. DREW? STU.Copy !req
48. STU?Copy !req
49. I THINK I'VE SOLVEDCopy !req
50. THIS BABY-SITTING THING.Copy !req
51. GET AHOLD OF THE OTHER DADS.Copy !req
52. THE GAME IS STILL ON,
AND DREW?Copy !req
53. YEAH, STU?Copy !req
54. THIS IS TOP SECRET.Copy !req
55. OH, DIDI...Copy !req
56. WE'VE GOT SOMETHING
TO SHOWYOU.Copy !req
57. WHAT'S GOING ON?Copy !req
58. DIDI, YOU AND BETTY
MAY GO TO THE MALLCopy !req
59. WITHOUT FEAR.Copy !req
60. WE CAN?Copy !req
61. THAT'S RIGHT.Copy !req
62. BECAUSE TOMMY IS NOW
VIRTUALLY UNBRUISABLE.Copy !req
63. HE IS?Copy !req
64. HERE, I'LL SHOW YOU.Copy !req
65. WHAT ON EARTH IS IT, STU?Copy !req
66. PRESENTING THE BONKOMATIC
BABY BUMPER.Copy !req
67. THE BONKO-WHOZIT BABY WHAT?Copy !req
68. THE BONKOMATIC OFFERS
COMPLETE CRANIAL SUSPENSIONCopy !req
69. PROTECTION FROM
THE 1,001 HAZARDSCopy !req
70. OF THE AVERAGE
AMERICAN HOUSEHOLDCopy !req
71. ABSOLUTE FREEDOM OF MOVEMENT,
AND BEST OF ALLCopy !req
72. A WORRY-FREE DAY
OF SHOPPING FOR MOM.Copy !req
73. I DON'T KNOW, STU.Copy !req
74. ARE YOU SURE
IT WILL WORK?Copy !req
75. DEED, IT'S GUARANTEED.Copy !req
76. WELL, ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
77. BETTY AND I WILL BE BACK
IN A FEW HOURS.Copy !req
78. BYE-BYE.Copy !req
79. YES!
YES!Copy !req
80. WHAT'S IT FOR, ANYWAY?Copy !req
81. YEAH, WHAT'S IT FOR?Copy !req
82. I THINK IT'S TO KEEP MY FACE
FROM GETTING OUT.Copy !req
83. HALT! WHO GOES THERE?Copy !req
84. HI, POP.Copy !req
85. PASSWORD?Copy !req
86. PORK RINDS.Copy !req
87. BINGO!Copy !req
88. HEY, CHARLES. GREAT!Copy !req
89. YOU BROUGHT
THE BIG SCREEN REMOTE.Copy !req
90. OOH, AND SURROUND-A-THON STEREO.Copy !req
91. I DON'T KNOW, STU.Copy !req
92. MAYBE THIS FOOTBALL GAME
ISN'T SUCH A GOOD IDEA.Copy !req
93. WOULDN'T YOU RATHER WATCHCopy !req
94. THE CHESS PLAYOFFS
ON THE CULTURE CHANNEL?Copy !req
95. GEE, I DON'T KNOW.
WHAT DO YOU THINK, GUYS?Copy !req
96. PUT IT IN YOUR EAR! STUPID!Copy !req
97. WHAT'S THAT STUPID THING
ON YOUR HEAD?Copy !req
98. GUYS, NOW THAT YOU'RE HERECopy !req
99. I CAN SHOW EVERYONE.Copy !req
100. HERE IT IS.Copy !req
101. THE ANSWER TO ALL
OUR PARENTING PROBLEMSCopy !req
102. THE BONKOMATIC BABY BUMPER!Copy !req
103. WOW!Copy !req
104. THAT'S THE CAT'S MEOW!Copy !req
105. GUYS, WE'RE TALKING COMPLETE
CRANIAL PROTECTION HERE.Copy !req
106. BABY GETS TO PLAY.Copy !req
107. DAD GETS TO GO
ABOUT HIS BUSINESSCopy !req
108. AND VOILA—
NO MORE WORRIED MOMS.Copy !req
109. BEST OF ALL, EACH KID GETS ONE!Copy !req
110. YES!Copy !req
111. HELLO AGAIN EVERYBODY,
AND WELCOME TO OUR COVERAGECopy !req
112. OF FOOTBALL'S BIG EVENT—
THE ULTRA BOWL.Copy !req
113. I'M CHICK HEARN,
COMING TO YOU LIVECopy !req
114. FROM THE LONE STAR STATECopy !req
115. WITH MY GOOD FRIEND,
HANK DUFF.Copy !req
116. HI, FOLKS.Copy !req
117. HOW DOES IT FEELCopy !req
118. TO BE BACK ON
YOUR OWN HOME TURF?Copy !req
119. FEELS GREAT, CHICK.Copy !req
120. COME ON, HOUSTON!Copy !req
121. GO GET 'EM, DALLAS!Copy !req
122. ACTUALLY, BOTH TEAMS
HAVE THEIR STRONG POINTS.Copy !req
123. CHUCKIE?Copy !req
124. YOU IN THERE?Copy !req
125. I THINK SO.Copy !req
126. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOUR DADCopy !req
127. MADE ME WEAR
THIS DUMB BABY HELMET.Copy !req
128. THEY'RE NOT DUMB, ANGELICA.Copy !req
129. THEY'RE... REALLY NEAT.Copy !req
130. YEAH.Copy !req
131. AND LOOK AT THIS!Copy !req
132. WOW!Copy !req
133. COME ON, CHUCKIE.Copy !req
134. LET'S TRY IT.Copy !req
135. I LEARNED THIS IN BALLET CLASS.Copy !req
136. It's first and ten.Copy !req
137. Parnelli gets the snap.Copy !req
138. Hands off to Jenkins,
who goes up the middle.Copy !req
139. Stopped at the line
of scrimmage.Copy !req
140. FACE IT, STU.Copy !req
141. THAT DALLAS LINE
IS IMPENETRABLE.Copy !req
142. IMPENETRABLE?Copy !req
143. BUNCH OF WIMPS IS MORE LIKE IT.Copy !req
144. IN MY DAY,
WE PLAYED REALFOOTBALL.Copy !req
145. COME ON, POP.Copy !req
146. REAL FOOTBALL?Copy !req
147. YEP, BACK AT MINNESOTA STATECopy !req
148. THEY CALLED ME THE GALLOPING...
THE GALLOPING...Copy !req
149. GEEZER?Copy !req
150. VERY FUNNY.Copy !req
151. I WAS THE GALLOPING...Copy !req
152. HEY! WE OUT
OF PORK RINDS ALREADY?Copy !req
153. THERE'S MORE
IN THE KITCHEN.Copy !req
154. WOULD YOU GIVE THE KIDS
THEIR BOTTLESCopy !req
155. GALLOPING GEEZER?Copy !req
156. GALLOPING GEEZER, HUH!Copy !req
157. WHOA...Copy !req
158. OKAY, SPROUTS.Copy !req
159. MILK BREAK.Copy !req
160. HERE YOU GO, PHIL.Copy !req
161. AND HERE'S ONE FOR LIL.Copy !req
162. AND THIS ONE'S FOR OLD CHUCKIE.Copy !req
163. AND HERE'S ONE
FOR MY LITTLE PRINCESS.Copy !req
164. BOTTLES ARE FOR BABIES, GRANDPA.Copy !req
165. I'M NOT A BABY!Copy !req
166. HUH! I PLUMB FORGOT.Copy !req
167. FIXED UP SOMETHING SPECIAL
FOR YOU, SCOUT.Copy !req
168. DRINKIE LITTLE BOBBA,
BABY-BOO?Copy !req
169. WOW! IT'S CHOCOLATE MILK!Copy !req
170. CHOCOLATE MILK?Copy !req
171. CHOCOLATE MILK?Copy !req
172. GIVE ME THAT BOTTLE!Copy !req
173. NO, IT'S MINE!Copy !req
174. I SAID GIVE IT!Copy !req
175. UH-UH.Copy !req
176. GIVE ME
THAT CHOCOLATE MILK!Copy !req
177. GIVE ME THAT BOTTLE!Copy !req
178. Sebastiami on the draw play.Copy !req
179. Nowhere to go, Chick.Copy !req
180. He squirts through
to pick up seven yardsCopy !req
181. before he's finally
dragged down from behind.Copy !req
182. Dallas ball, second and three
at their own 18-yard line.Copy !req
183. SECOND AND WHO?Copy !req
184. THREE!Copy !req
185. TURN IT UP, STU.Copy !req
186. MY EAR'S ON THE FRITZ.Copy !req
187. Here's the snap!Copy !req
188. Dawkins dropping backCopy !req
189. but the pocket collapses.Copy !req
190. He's trapped in the backfield!Copy !req
191. Big Bubba Nagursky
breaks through!Copy !req
192. Looks like a sack for sure.Copy !req
193. Kincaid's open
at the line of scrimmage.Copy !req
194. Dawkins gets the ball offCopy !req
195. just as Bubba smashes him.Copy !req
196. WOW! WHAT A SHOVEL PASS!Copy !req
197. SHEER LUCK.Copy !req
198. Here comes a draw play
up the middleCopy !req
199. But Nagursky's thereCopy !req
200. and he grabs Kincaid
around the knees.Copy !req
201. Ho, a fumble! Loose ball!Copy !req
202. What's going on down there?Copy !req
203. These guys got moves
like nobody in the league.Copy !req
204. But wait! DiAngelo dives on it!Copy !req
205. What a break for Dallas.Copy !req
206. He came out of nowhere.Copy !req
207. And believe meCopy !req
208. he doesn't want
to give up that ball.Copy !req
209. Dallas ball, first and tenCopy !req
210. at the 11-yard line.Copy !req
211. What?Copy !req
212. The Statue of Liberty play?Copy !req
213. How long since we've seen
that one?Copy !req
214. NOT SINCE MINNESOTA STATE,
YOUNG FELLA!Copy !req
215. HEY, LIL! OVER HERE.Copy !req
216. Look at this, Hank.Copy !req
217. They're playing
backyard footballCopy !req
218. with this explosive
Houston team.Copy !req
219. Not a prudent thing to do here
in the House of Pain.Copy !req
220. Uh-oh!Copy !req
221. The line coming at him!Copy !req
222. Ouch!Copy !req
223. That hurts, Chick.Copy !req
224. Dawkins has the ball,
but there's Bubba again.Copy !req
225. Go Bubba!Copy !req
226. Dawkins's under severe pressure.Copy !req
227. He hesitates.
He pump fakes the ball.Copy !req
228. He looks to Kincaid.Copy !req
229. He throws the bomb!Copy !req
230. It's intercepted, Hank!Copy !req
231. Wow! Nagursky madeCopy !req
232. an all-pro move
on this one, Chick.Copy !req
233. Let's take another look.Copy !req
234. Mud everywhere, Chick.Copy !req
235. What a mess, Hank.Copy !req
236. We'll be back
with more Ultra Bowl coverageCopy !req
237. after these messages.Copy !req
238. IT'S EMPTY!Copy !req
239. ANGELICA PICKLES!Copy !req
240. WHAT IN THE WORLD
IS GOING ON HERE!Copy !req
241. HUH?Copy !req
242. HUH?Copy !req
243. UH-OH.Copy !req
244. WHAT ARE THE KIDS
COVERED WITH?Copy !req
245. WHAT ARE THOSE STAINS
ALL OVER MY LIVING ROOM?Copy !req
246. I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
247. LOOKS LIKE
CHOCOLATE MILK.Copy !req
248. CHOCOLATE MILK?Copy !req
249. WHO WAS WATCHING HER?Copy !req
250. I TOLD YOU
WE SHOULD HAVE WATCHEDCopy !req
251. THE CHESS TOURNAMENT.Copy !req
252. OOH, YUCK!Copy !req
253. YUCK!Copy !req
254. GET HIM OFF ME!Copy !req
255. ALL RIGHT!Copy !req
256. OPEN UP, TOMMY.Copy !req
257. OH, BETTY,
THAT WAS MR. FLUFFLESCopy !req
258. TOMMY'S FAVORITE LAMP.Copy !req
259. OH!Copy !req
260. THERE, THERE, SWEETIE.Copy !req
261. WHAT HAPPENED?Copy !req
262. I WAS TAKING MY NAP,
AND I HEARD A LOUD SOUND.Copy !req
263. ONE OF THE BABIES
BROKE THE LAMPCopy !req
264. UNCLE STU MADE FOR TOMMY.Copy !req
265. AW, MR. FLUFFLE-LUFFLES?Copy !req
266. I'M AFRAID SO, HONEY.Copy !req
267. I SAW A LAMPCopy !req
268. LIKE THAT
AT BABY WORLD LAST WEEK.Copy !req
269. LET'S CALL
AND SEECopy !req
270. IF THEY STILL GOT ANY.Copy !req
271. GREAT IDEA, BETTY.Copy !req
272. I LOVE MY CLOWN LAMP
LIKE A BROTHERCopy !req
273. AND NOW HE'S GONE.Copy !req
274. WHY MY LAMP? WHY?Copy !req
275. HE NEVER HURT ANYBODY.Copy !req
276. HE JUST SHINED HIS LIGHT
ON STUFF AND SMILED.Copy !req
277. QUIT BELLYACHING.Copy !req
278. FORGET YOUR
DUMB OLD CLOWN LAMP.Copy !req
279. YOUR MOM'S BUYING YOU
A NEW ONE ANYWAY.Copy !req
280. I DON'T WANT A NEW ONE.Copy !req
281. I WANT MY OLD ONE.Copy !req
282. TOMMY, IT'S GONE.Copy !req
283. THEN I WANT TO KNOW
WHO DID IT.Copy !req
284. WHICH ONE OF YOU
BROKE MY LAMP?Copy !req
285. WELL, TOMMY,
THERE'S ONE WAY TO FIND OUT.Copy !req
286. WE COULD HAVE A TRIAL.Copy !req
287. WHAT'S A TRIAL?Copy !req
288. HERE, I'LL SHOW YOU.Copy !req
289. TOMMY, YOU SIT IN THIS CHAIR.Copy !req
290. SINCE IT WAS
YOUR CLOWN LAMPCopy !req
291. YOU GET
TO BE THE JUDGE.Copy !req
292. THE FUDGE? THE FUDGE?Copy !req
293. NO! JUDGE!Copy !req
294. CAN'T YOU BABIES TALK RIGHT?Copy !req
295. AND HERE'S YOUR GRAVEL.Copy !req
296. JUST HIT IT ON THE TABLE
AND SAY, "ORDER! ORDER!"Copy !req
297. ORDER! ORDER!Copy !req
298. NOT YET!Copy !req
299. SEE THESE TEDDY BEARS?Copy !req
300. THEY'RE THE JERKY.Copy !req
301. THE JURY? THE JURY?Copy !req
302. NOT THE JURY.Copy !req
303. THE JERKY!Copy !req
304. AT THE END OF THE TRIAL,
THE JERKY GUYSCopy !req
305. WHISPER
TO EACH OTHERCopy !req
306. THEN ONE OF THE STORYTELLERSCopy !req
307. GOES TO JAIL.Copy !req
308. NOW, SINCE I'M
THE SMARTEST PERSON HERECopy !req
309. I'M GOING TO BE THE PERSECUTOR.Copy !req
310. WHY CAN'T WE BE
THE PERSECUTOR?Copy !req
311. WATCH IT,
OR I'LL MAKE YOU THE JERKY.Copy !req
312. FOR MY FIRST WITLESS, I CALL...Copy !req
313. PHIL AND LIL!Copy !req
314. US?US?Copy !req
315. JUST STAND UP.Copy !req
316. OKAY, NOW,
RAISE YOUR HANDS.Copy !req
317. DO YOU SWEAR TO TELL RUTH,
ALL RUTH, AND NOTHING BUT RUTHCopy !req
318. SO HELP YOU, BOB?Copy !req
319. JUST SAY YOU DO.Copy !req
320. YOU DO.YOU DO.Copy !req
321. NOW, SAY YOUR NAMES.Copy !req
322. BUT, ANGELICA,
YOU KNOW OUR NAMES.Copy !req
323. SAY THEM FOR THE JERKY!Copy !req
324. PHIL.
LIL.Copy !req
325. WHERE WERE YOU
ON THE NIGHT OF JUNE 6?Copy !req
326. HUH?
HUH?Copy !req
327. ANSWER THE QUESTION.Copy !req
328. YES OR NO?Copy !req
329. NO.
YES.Copy !req
330. AHA! SO YOU DID BREAK
TOMMY'S LAMP.Copy !req
331. NO! HONEST!Copy !req
332. WE WOULD NEVER
BREAK TOMMY'S LAMP.Copy !req
333. A LIKELY STORY.Copy !req
334. BUT WE DIDN'T DO IT.Copy !req
335. THEN WHY DON'T YOU TELL US
IN OUR OWN WORDSCopy !req
336. JUST WHAT HAPPENED?Copy !req
337. WE WERE PLAYING YOU'RE IT.Copy !req
338. PHIL WAS IT.Copy !req
339. NO. LIL WAS IT.Copy !req
340. UH-UH. PHIL WAS IT.Copy !req
341. YOU WERE IT, LILLIAN.Copy !req
342. NO, YOU WERE IT,
PHILLIP.Copy !req
343. YOU! YOU!Copy !req
344. YOU! YOU!Copy !req
345. ORDER! ORDER!Copy !req
346. MAYBE YOU GUYS SHOULD TALK
ABOUT THE CLOWN LAMPCopy !req
347. INSTEAD OF WHO WAS IT.Copy !req
348. SORRY.Copy !req
349. YEAH, SORRY.Copy !req
350. ANYWAY, WE RAN OVER
TO THE LAMPCopy !req
351. AND STARTED PLAYING
RING AROUND THE ROSEY.Copy !req
352. WE WENT AROUND
AND AROUND.Copy !req
353. AND AROUND.Copy !req
354. AND THEN WE LET GO.Copy !req
355. WE RAN, AND WE RAN.Copy !req
356. AND WE RAN SOME MORE.Copy !req
357. UNTIL SUDDENLY,
WE HEARD IT.Copy !req
358. AND THAT'S ALL WE SAW.Copy !req
359. A VERY GOOD STORYCopy !req
360. BUT IT ISN'T
THE WHOLE STORY, IS IT?Copy !req
361. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?Copy !req
362. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, DON'T YOU?Copy !req
363. WELL...Copy !req
364. ISN'T THERE ANOTHER STORY
YOU'D LIKE TO TELL US?Copy !req
365. LIKE WHAT REALLYHAPPENED.Copy !req
366. YOU DID START BY PLAYINGCopy !req
367. A NICE GAME
OF RING AROUND THE ROSEYCopy !req
368. BUT SOON THE GAME
STOPPED BEING SO NICE.Copy !req
369. FASTER AND FASTER YOU SPINNEDCopy !req
370. AND EVEN FASTER
UNTIL YOU REALLY GOT DIZZYCopy !req
371. AND THEN YOU LET GO.Copy !req
372. BUT WHEN YOU DID, SOMETHING
YOU DIDN'T EXPECT HAPPENED.Copy !req
373. YOU KNOCKED THE LAMP!Copy !req
374. SO YOU RAN AWAYCopy !req
375. AND YOU DIDN'T STOP RUNNINGCopy !req
376. UNTIL YOU HEARD A CRASH.Copy !req
377. AND THAT'S
HOW YOUBROKE THE LAMP!Copy !req
378. NO!Copy !req
379. WE DID KNOCK THE LAMP
WHEN WE RAN BYCopy !req
380. BUT... BUT WE
DIDN'T BREAK IT.Copy !req
381. HONEST.Copy !req
382. NO. MAYBE YOU DIDN'T,
AND BESIDES, THERE WASCopy !req
383. SOMEONE ELSE IN THE ROOM WHEN
THE LAMP BROKE, WASN'T THERE?Copy !req
384. WHO?
WHO?Copy !req
385. YES, WHO?Copy !req
386. WHO COULD HAVE KNOCKED
OVER THE LAMPCopy !req
387. AND LEFT YOU
TO GET IN TROUBLE?Copy !req
388. COULD IT HAVE BEEN... CHUCKIE?Copy !req
389. NO! NO!Copy !req
390. THERE'S
THE POOPETRATOR!Copy !req
391. I CALL CHUCKIE
TO THE STAND.Copy !req
392. DO YOU SWEAR
TO TELL RUTHCopy !req
393. AND ALL THAT STUFF?Copy !req
394. DO I HAVE TO..?Copy !req
395. YOU CAN TELL HE DID IT.Copy !req
396. I DIDN'T BREAK IT.Copy !req
397. JUST TELL YOUR STORY, CHUCKIE.Copy !req
398. I WAS JUST WATCHING PHIL AND LIL
PLAY WHEN IT HAPPENED.Copy !req
399. THEY WERE PLAYING
RING AROUND THE ROSEYCopy !req
400. AND IT LOOKED DANGEROUSCopy !req
401. SO I JUST SAT ON THE FLOOR
AND WATCHED THEM.Copy !req
402. THEN THEY RAN AWAY.Copy !req
403. THAT'S WHEN I KNEWCopy !req
404. I WAS ALL ALONE.Copy !req
405. THEN I HEARD A NOISE
FROM BEHIND ME.Copy !req
406. I TURNED AROUNDCopy !req
407. AND THERE IT WAS—Copy !req
408. A MONSTER!Copy !req
409. I RAN, AND RAN, AND RAN, AND RANCopy !req
410. BUT I COULD HEAR IT THUMPIN'
RIGHT BEHIND MECopy !req
411. SO I HIDCopy !req
412. UNDER THE COUCH.Copy !req
413. BUT THAT ISN'T REALLY
THE WHOLE STORY, IS IT, CHUCKIE?Copy !req
414. WHA... WHAT DO YOU MEAN?Copy !req
415. WHEN YOU WERE SITTING THERE,
WATCHING PHIL AND LIL PLAYCopy !req
416. YOU STARTED THINKING ABOUT
BAD IDEAS, DIDN'T YOU, CHUCKIE?Copy !req
417. I DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.Copy !req
418. I THINK YOU KNOW EXACTLY
WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!Copy !req
419. THAT LAMP—Copy !req
420. YOU WANTED TO PUSH IT MORECopy !req
421. MUCH MORE, DIDN'T YOU?Copy !req
422. NO! YES!Copy !req
423. YOU WANTED TO PUSH IT
TILL IT FELL OVER.Copy !req
424. YOU WANTED
TO BREAK THE CLOWN LAMP!Copy !req
425. IT'S TRUE!Copy !req
426. IT'S TRUE!Copy !req
427. I WANTED TO BREAK THAT LAMP.Copy !req
428. I WANTED TO BREAK IT
'CAUSE IT WAS SCARY.Copy !req
429. I'M BAD, TOMMY.Copy !req
430. REAL BAD.Copy !req
431. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
OF THE JERKYCopy !req
432. CHUCKIE BROKE THE LAMP.Copy !req
433. NO!Copy !req
434. I THOUGHT
ABOUT BREAKING THE LAMP.Copy !req
435. I EVEN WANTED TOCopy !req
436. BUT I DIDN'T DO IT.Copy !req
437. LIAR!Copy !req
438. ORDER! ORDER!Copy !req
439. IF CHUCKIE SAYS
HE DIDN'T BROKE THE LAMPCopy !req
440. THEN HE DIDN'T BROKE THE LAMP.Copy !req
441. BUT, TOMMY, IF I DIDN'T DO IT,
WHO DID?Copy !req
442. WELL, WE DON'T KNOW
WHO BROKE THE LAMPCopy !req
443. BUT WE DO KNOW
WHO DID NOT BROKE THE LAMP.Copy !req
444. PHIL AND LIL
COULD NOT BROKE THE LAMP.Copy !req
445. THEY WERE PLAYING
ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOM.Copy !req
446. YOU COULDN'T HAVE DONE ITCopy !req
447. 'CAUSE YOUR HEAD
WAS UNDER A PILLOW.Copy !req
448. ANGELICA COULDN'T HAVE
BROKE THE LAMPCopy !req
449. 'CAUSE SHE WAS TAKING
HER AFTERNOON NAPCopy !req
450. AND I COULDN'T HAVE BROKE IT
'CAUSE I WAS...Copy !req
451. HEY...Copy !req
452. WAIT A MINUTE.Copy !req
453. ANGELICA, DIDN'T YOU
ALREADY TAKE A NAPCopy !req
454. THIS MORNING
BEFORE YOU CAME OVER?Copy !req
455. UM...Copy !req
456. I TOOK TWO NAPS TODAY.Copy !req
457. BUT, ANGELICACopy !req
458. IF YOU WERE TAKING A NAPCopy !req
459. HOW DID YOU KNOW HOW FAST
WE RINGED AROUND THE ROSEY?Copy !req
460. WELL...Copy !req
461. AND HOW DID YOU KNOW
WE HIT THE LAMPCopy !req
462. WHEN WE RAN AWAY?Copy !req
463. UM...Copy !req
464. AND... AND...Copy !req
465. HOW DO YOU KNOW
ALL THE OTHER STUFF YOU KNOWED?Copy !req
466. I... I...Copy !req
467. ANGELICA DID IT?Copy !req
468. YOU MEAN, YOU BROKE MY LAMP?Copy !req
469. OH, BROTHER!Copy !req
470. DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU BABIES
EVERYTHING?Copy !req
471. ALL RIGHT, I ADMIT IT.Copy !req
472. I'M THE ONE
WHO BROKE THE LAMPCopy !req
473. AND I DON'T CARE.Copy !req
474. HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!Copy !req
475. BUT WHY, ANGELICA?Copy !req
476. WHY DID YOU DO SUCH A BAD THING?Copy !req
477. WHY? I'LL TELL YOU WHY.Copy !req
478. IT ALL STARTED IN THE HALLWAY.Copy !req
479. I WAS LOOKING FOR A CRAYON,
SO I COULD DRAW ON THE WALLCopy !req
480. AND BLAME IT ON YOU, TOMMY.Copy !req
481. AND THEN I SAW HIM—Copy !req
482. CHUCKIE SITTING BY THE CLOSETCopy !req
483. WATCHING PHIL AND LIL PLAY
SOME STUPID GAME—Copy !req
484. THE KIND OF GAME BABIES PLAYCopy !req
485. BUT DON'T INVITE
THE BIGGER KIDS TO PLAYCopy !req
486. WHICH REALLY MAKES ME MAD.Copy !req
487. SO, I FOUND YOUR HALLOWEEN MASK
LYING ON THE GROUND, TOMMY.Copy !req
488. I PICKED IT UPCopy !req
489. AND PUT IT ON,
AND THEN I ATTACKLED HIM.Copy !req
490. CHUCKIE YELLEDCopy !req
491. LIKE A FRAIDY CAT AND RAN AWAY.Copy !req
492. THAT'S WHEN I SAW IT—Copy !req
493. THAT STUPID CLOWN LAMPCopy !req
494. WITH ITS STUPID FACE
AND ITS GOOFY NOSECopy !req
495. AND THAT STUPID SMILE.Copy !req
496. I WANTED TO MAKE SURE
HE'D NEVER SMILE AGAIN.Copy !req
497. THAT'S RIGHT.Copy !req
498. I DID ITCopy !req
499. AND I'D BREAK IT AGAINCopy !req
500. IF I HAD THE CHANCECopy !req
501. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?Copy !req
502. THERE'S NOTHINGCopy !req
503. YOU BABIES
CAN DO ABOUT ITCopy !req
504. 'CAUSE YOU CAN'T TALK.Copy !req
505. HA-HA-HA!Copy !req
506. I DID IT! I DID IT! I DID IT!Copy !req
507. ANGELICA!Copy !req
508. OOPS.Copy !req
509. I DIDN'T DO IT!Copy !req
510. I DIDN'T DO IT!Copy !req
511. WE HEARD THE WHOLE THING.Copy !req
512. SO YOU BROKE THE LAMP,
YOUNG LADY.Copy !req
513. WELL, YOU CAN JUST SIT
IN THE KITCHEN WITH USCopy !req
514. UNTIL YOUR FATHER
GETS BACK.Copy !req
515. WHAT DO YOU THINK
THEY'LL DO TO HER?Copy !req
516. DO YOU THINK
SHE'LL GO TO JAIL?Copy !req
517. I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
518. NO! NOT THE CHAIR!Copy !req
519. NOT THE CHAIR!Copy !req
520. DOES THIS MEAN
THE PERSECUTOR DID IT?Copy !req
521. YUP. I GUESS THE PERSECUTOR'S
THE POOPETRATOR THIS TIME.Copy !req
522. Captioned by
The Caption Center
WGBH Educational FoundationCopy !req