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2. OH, STU, I DON'T KNOW
WHY YOU'RE SO WORRIED.
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3. ALL CHILDREN HAVE
TO GO EVENTUALLY.
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4. DIDI, HE ONLY HAS ONE TOOTH.
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5. AS SOON
AS THE FIRST TEETH APPEAR
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6. IT'S TIME TO TAKE THE BABY
TO THE YOU KNOW WHERE.
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7. I CAN'T BELIEVE
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8. YOU WANT TO TAKE HIM
TO THE DENTIST.
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9. SHH. DON'T SAY DENTIST.
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10. YOU'LL SCARE HIM.
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11. COME ON. HE DOESN'T KNOW
WHAT A... YOU KNOW IS.
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12. SAY TOOTH FAIRY.
IT SOUNDS NICER.
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13. THAT'S WHO
LEAVES QUARTERS
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14. UNDER YOUR PILLOW.
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15. THOSE OTHER GUYS USE DRILLS.
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16. I DON'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT IT.
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17. JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE AFRAID
OF THE TOOTH FAIRY
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18. DOESN'T MEAN TOMMY WILL BE.
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19. AFRAID? I'M NOT AFRAID
OF TOOTH FAIRIES
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20. OR THEIR DRILLS...
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21. OR THEIR GLEAMING
METAL INSTRUMENTS.
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22. NOW, LET'S SEE.
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23. I'VE GOT DIAPERS, WIPEYS,
BOOKS, BLANKETS, A CAP
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24. A CHANGE OF CLOTHES,
BAND-AIDS
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25. AND TWO EXTRA BOTTLES
OF JUICE.
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26. TIME TO GO AND SEE THE DEN...
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27. TO SEE
THE TOOTH FAIRY.
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28. OPEN.
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29. OPEN.
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30. WHAT'S THE MATTER,
SWEETIE?
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31. THE DENT...
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32. UH, THE TOOTH FAIRY
ISN'T GOING TO HURT YOU.
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33. NO, NO. HE JUST WANTS
TO TAKE A LITTLE PEEK
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34. INSIDE YOUR MOUTH.
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35. COME ON, HONEY.
JUST A LITTLE.
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36. DOLLY SAYS, "OPEN."
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37. TOMMY, PLEASE.
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38. BE A GOOD HELPER
AND OPEN YOUR MOUTH.
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39. FOR DADDY?
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40. BE A GOOD HELPER.
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41. OPEN THE GATE
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42. FOR THE TRUCK TO COME THROUGH.
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43. OPEN YOUR MOUTH
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44. FOR MR. SNUGGLE BUNNY.
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45. I'LL GIVE YOU THIS NICE
SUGAR FREE SUCKER
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46. IF YOU OPEN.
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47. UH-HUH.
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48. UH-HUH.
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49. AHH.
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50. YES, I SEE.
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51. YOU'LL HAVE
TO CLEAN IT CAREFULLY
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52. OR BE PREPARED TO FACE
SERIOUS CONSEQUENCES.
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53. THANK YOU, DR. HOMER.
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54. UH, OPEN YOUR MOUTH.
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55. WHAT?
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56. OPEN YOUR MOUTH!
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57. HOW LONG HAVE YOU HAD
THAT CROSS BITE?
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58. CROSS BITE?
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59. HMM. WEANED TOO LATE AS A CHILD.
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60. I'LL HAVE TO GIVE YOU
THE NAME OF A SPECIALIST.
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61. A YEAR OR TWO OF BRACES
WILL FIX IT RIGHT UP.
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62. BRACES?
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63. OH, HE'S NOT STILL
ON THE BOTTLE, IS HE?
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64. NOW THAT HE'S GOT A TOOTH,
IT'S TIME TO WEAN HIM.
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65. YOU MEAN...
TAKE HIM OFF THE BOTTLE?
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66. BUT HE'S BARELY A YEAR OLD.
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67. THIS BOY...
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68. HIS PARENTS
DIDN'T THINK
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69. IT WAS IMPORTANT
TO WEAN HIM.
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70. THIS CHILD...
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71. WELL, YOU GET MY POINT.
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72. OH, HERE.
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73. HAVE A BALLOON.
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74. DR. HOMER
KNOWS ABOUT TEETH.
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75. TEETH ARE HIS LIFE.
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76. BUT TOMMY
LOVES HIS BOTTLE.
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77. WE CAN'T JUST
TAKE IT AWAY.
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78. STU, IF WE DON'T TAKE
CARE OF THIS
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79. TOMMY MIGHT HAVE
TO WEAR BRACES SOMEDAY.
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80. BRACES. OH, YEAH.
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81. THE KIDS WILL CALL HIM
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82. METAL MOUTH
OR TIN GRIN OR...
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83. SILVER SIDEWALK STU.
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84. TOMORROW MORNING,
FIRST THING.
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85. FIRST THING.
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86. SEE, TOMMY?
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87. YOU DRINK OUT OF HERE.
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88. THIS LITTLE SPOUT
IS WHERE THE MILK COMES FROM.
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89. OH, PLEASE TRY YOUR CUP,
SWEETIE PIE.
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90. YOU HAVE TO GET
USED TO IT.
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91. HMM...
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92. OHH...
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93. HELLO?
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94. OH, HI, BETTY.
YEAH, WE'RE FINE.
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95. BUT THIS THING
WITH TOMMY AND THE TOOTH FAIRY
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96. IS GETTING TO ME.
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97. OOH...
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98. I AM SO GLAD
TO HEAR THAT.
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99. IT'S SO HARD.
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100. HE'S BEING
VERY DIFFICULT.
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101. UNDER MY TOYS.
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102. THE SOFA?
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103. TALK TO YOU LATER.
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104. BYE-BYE.
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105. OH, HERE'S ONE I MISSED.
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106. PHIL?
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107. LIL?
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108. I NEED A DRINK.
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109. WHERE'S YOUR BOTTLE?
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110. WHEN I WOKE UP THIS MORNING,
IT WAS GONE.
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111. GEE, THAT'S TOO BAD.
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112. YEAH. SORRY, TOMMY.
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113. I WISH WE COULD HELP.
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114. I DON'T GET IT.
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115. HOW COME YOU GUYS
CAN HAVE BOTTLES
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116. AND I CAN'T?
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117. I DON'T KNOW.
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118. HOW COME ANGELICA GETS
TO GO TO DAY CARE ALL DAY
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119. AND WE DON'T?
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120. THEY TOOK MY BOTTLE AWAY
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121. AND GAVE ME THIS DUMB CUP
WITH A HAPPY FACE ON IT.
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122. DID YOU DO
ANYTHING BAD?
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123. I DON'T THINK SO.
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124. THEY TOOK ME
TO THIS GUY
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125. WHO PUT HIS FINGERS
IN MY MOUTH.
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126. DID YOU BITE HIM?
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127. NOPE.
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128. WEANING?
AT ONE YEAR OLD?
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129. THAT'S THE DUMBEST THING
I EVER HEARD.
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130. MY PEDIATRICIAN DOESN'T
EVEN WANT ME TO WEAN
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131. UNTIL THE TWINS ARE TWO.
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132. I KNOW,
BUT THE DENTIST SAID...
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133. DID YOU LOOK
AT HIS DENTAL SCHOOL DIPLOMA?
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134. THE GUY'S PROBABLY A QUACK.
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135. UM, DO YOU WANT
TO SHARE?
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136. WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO.
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137. OH.
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138. A LITTLE SIP?
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139. HUH-UH. HUH-UH.
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140. I'LL GIVE YOU
SOMETHING.
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141. WHAT?
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142. MY STACKING CUPS.
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143. YOU'RE MISSING
SOME OF THEM.
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144. MY SNOWMANBOOK?
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145. I READ IT.
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146. MY RIDE-ON TRACTOR?
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147. HMM... HMM...
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148. NO. WE'RE SUPPOSED
TO GET ONE
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149. FOR OUR BIRTHDAY.
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150. OH.
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151. HEY, LOOK OVER THERE.
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152. IT'S A BIG HAIRY MONSTER
WITH RED EYES!
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153. WHERE? WHERE?
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154. NO, NO, NO.
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155. HONEY, I'M SORRY,
BUT DR. HOMER SAYS
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156. YOU'RE TOO BIG
FOR BOTTLES NOW.
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157. NO, NO, NO.
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158. YOU'RE TOO BIG
FOR BOTTLES NOW.
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159. NO MORE BOTTLE,
BUT HOW ABOUT A BALLOON?
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160. SORRY, TOMMY.
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161. YEAH. SORRY.
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162. WISH WE COULD HELP.
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163. CROSS BITE?
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164. NO, HONEY.
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165. I'M SORRY, BUT DR. HOMER SAYS
YOU'RE TOO BIG FOR BOTTLES...
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166. TOO BIG FOR BOTTLES...
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167. TOO BIG FOR BOTTLES...
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168. TOO BIG FOR BOTTLES...
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169. TOO BIG FOR BOTTLES.
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170. OOH.
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171. BOTTLE!
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172. BOTTLE!
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173. HERE I AM,
TOMMY.
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174. DOWN HERE.
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175. BOTTLE.
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176. SORRY, TOMMY
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177. BUT YOU'RE
WAY TOO BIG FOR ME.
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178. HEY!
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179. HEY, TOMMY!
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180. BOTTLE?
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181. TOMMY, IT'S TIME TO USE ME NOW.
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182. DRINK ME.
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183. NO!
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184. DRINK ME!
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185. NO! I WANT MY BOTTLE!
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186. DID SOMEONE SAY BOTTLE?
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187. DRINK ME!
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188. GO AWAY.
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189. HE WON'T BOTHER YOU
ANYMORE, TOMMY.
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190. WHAT WILL I DRINK OUT OF NOW?
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191. I'M TOO BIG FOR BOTTLES.
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192. I'M A BIG PEOPLE'S
BOTTLE, TOMMY.
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193. YOU'RE JUST
THE RIGHT SIZE FOR ME.
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194. TOMMY, TOMMY, TOMMY...
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195. TOMMY? TOMMY?
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196. TOMMY?
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197. DID YOU HAVE A NICE NAP?
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198. AW, JUST GIVE HIM
A BOTTLE.
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199. MY BROTHER SPARKY
DRANK FROM A BOTTLE
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200. FOR 15 YEARS
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201. AND HE'S GOT A BITE
LIKE A BEAR TRAP.
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202. OH...
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203. I'M SORRY, HONEY
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204. BUT WE JUST CAN'T
GIVE YOU A BOTTLE.
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205. YOU'LL GET USED
TO THE CUP.
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206. WE PROMISE.
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207. THIS IS TERRIBLE.
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208. I FEEL SO ROTTEN.
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209. I KNOW, BUT WE AGREED.
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210. RIGHT.
HE HAS TO GET USED TO THIS.
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211. WE HAVE TO WEAN HIM.
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212. OH. HI, POP.
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213. UH... JUST LOOKING
FOR MY TV GUIDE.
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214. I WAS JUST, UH...
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215. HEY, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE, DIDI?
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216. WELL, I WAS JUST, UH...
WAIT A MINUTE.
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217. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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218. SHH.
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219. AW... HE'S SLEEPING.
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220. WE'LL GIVE HIM
HIS BOTTLE BACK TOMORROW.
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221. And there he is, Bob—
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222. 25 pounds
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223. of prime striped sea bass.
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224. Never did catch him neither.
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225. HEY, SCOUT
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226. YOU'RE BLOCKING
THE VIEW.
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227. OKAY. YOU WIN.
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228. HMM.
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229. HUMPH! GONE ALREADY.
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230. REPTAR.
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231. REPTAR.
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232. OKAY, CHAMP.
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233. TIME TO GO
TO THE SUPERMARKET.
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234. Reptar, the cereal with scales.
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235. Part of this complete breakfast.
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236. REPTAR!
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237. YEP, RIP-ROAR.
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238. WE'RE GOING SHOPPING.
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239. DIDI, I THINK TOMMY'S GOING
TO START SAYING REAL WORDS SOON.
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240. REPTAR.
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241. YES, TOMMY. RIFFRAFF.
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242. STU, HERE'S THE LIST.
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243. AND HERE
ARE THE COUPONS
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244. AND HERE'S
YOUR CALCULATOR.
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245. AND DON'T FORGET
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246. THE FUDGY DING-A-LING BARS.
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247. WE'RE ALL OUT.
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248. POP, THAT'S THE FIFTH BOX
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249. YOU'VE GONE THROUGH THIS WEEK.
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250. OH, GO AHEAD.
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251. DENY ME
MY FUDGY DING-A-LING BARS
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252. THE ONE REAL PLEASURE LEFT TO ME
IN MY TWILIGHT YEARS.
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253. POP, WHY DON'T YOU DO
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254. THE SHOPPING?
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255. FINE BY ME.
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256. COME ON, SCOUT.
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257. LET'S GO GET US
SOME SUPPLIES.
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258. AND DON'T FORGET
THE CALCULATOR, POP.
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259. I DON'T NEED ONE OF THEM
NEWFANGLED ADDING MACHINES.
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260. I'M JUST GETTING
DING-A-LING BARS.
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261. YOU'RE ALSO GETTING
A WEEK'S WORTH OF GROCERIES.
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262. I CAN'T USE ONE
OF THOSE CONFLAB THINGS.
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263. IT'S TIME TO JOIN
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264. THE 20th CENTURY.
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265. SEE, YOU ACTIVATE
THE FRACTO-CURSOR HERE
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266. THEN PERAMBULATE YOUR SUM
TIMES THE VECTOR FACTOR
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267. CORRELATE THE DECIMAL POINT
MINUS THE COSTS.
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268. UH, UH...
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269. POP,
YOU'LL FIGURE IT OUT.
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270. IN MY DAY
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271. WE DID OUR COUNTING
ON OUR FINGERS.
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272. AND FOR REALLY BIG NUMBERS,
WE'D USE OUR TOES AS WELL.
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273. I HOPE
THEY COME BACK
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274. WITH SOMETHING
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275. BESIDES 40 BOXES
OF FUDGY DING-A-LING BARS.
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276. IHOPE THEY COME BACK.
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277. LOOKY THERE, TOMMY.
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278. BEAUTIFULGAL AT 10:00.
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279. NOW, SCOUT, JUST LET ME
DO THE TALKING.
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280. TOP OF THE MORNING TO YOU.
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281. REPTAR.
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282. WHAT AN ADORABLE CHILD.
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283. WHY, THANK YOU.
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284. HE HAS YOUR EYES,
I THINK.
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285. YEP. ALSO MY EARS.
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286. REPTAR.
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287. OH, YOUR SON SPEAKS
SUCH CUTE BABY TALK.
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288. MY GRANDSON, ACTUALLY.
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289. YOU, A GRANDFATHER?
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290. I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
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291. AMAZING, ISN'T IT?
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292. REPTAR?
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293. OH!
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294. WELL, BYE-BYE,
HANDSOME.
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295. BYE.
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296. OH, SAY BYE-BYE, TOMMY.
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297. REPTAR!
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298. YOU AND ME ARE GOING TO DO
ALLTHE SHOPPING
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299. FROM NOW ON, SCOUT.
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300. "CORRUGATED
BRAN PUFFS."
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301. SOUNDS TASTY.
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302. YECCH!
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303. REPTAR.
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304. OOH!
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305. OH...
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306. REPTAR!
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307. NOW, COME ON.
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308. WELL, THAT'S EVERYTHING
ON THEIRLIST.
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309. AND NOW FOR THE COUP DE GRACIE.
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310. CONFLAB IT!
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311. PERFECT.
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312. AND NOW
I'LL JUST ADD IT ALL UP
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313. ON THIS DAG-NABBED
ADDING CONTRAPTION.
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314. SUPPOSING I CAN FIGURE OUT
HOW TO FIRE IT UP.
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315. AH, THERE.
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316. AT LEAST IT'S TURNED ON.
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317. ALL RIGHTY.
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318. $2.79 TIMES 12 BOXES EQUALS...
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319. $53,418.37?
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320. NO, NO, NO, THAT CAN'T BE.
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321. LET'S TRY AGAIN.
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322. TWENTY-FIVE
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323. TIMES 15...
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324. CARRY THE THREE.
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325. REP...
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326. HI. WHERE'S
YOUR GRANDPA?
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327. HE'LL BE ALL RIGHT.
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328. HEY, YOU SEEN REPTAR?
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329. YEAH. HE'S OVER, UM...
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330. UM...
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331. WHOA!
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332. WHOA!
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333. WHOA!
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334. OH, MAN,
WHAT A TOTALLY BOGUS JOB.
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335. I TOLD STEVE WE SHOULD HAVE
STAYED AT THE OCTOPLEX.
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336. MMM.
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337. HI.
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338. WHAT YOU DOING DOWN THERE?
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339. STILL LOOKING FOR REPTAR.
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340. OH. HE'S OVER THERE.
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341. AAH!
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342. WHOA!
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343. MELON STAMPEDE!
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344. NOW, THAT'S 24,
AND CARRY THE DOLLAR...
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345. Cleanup on aisle one.
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346. Uh, and aisle two...
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347. Aisle four...
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348. Aisle five...
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349. Clean... aisle... aisle nine...
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350. Cleanup on aisle three.
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351. REPTAR.
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352. Cleanup!
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353. UGH!
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354. OOH.
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355. REPTAR.
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356. WHOA!
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357. AND THE GRAND TOTAL IS...
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358. $6.15.
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359. HA! CAN'T BEAT THAT
WITH A STICK.
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360. HOW DID YOU GET
DOWN THERE, SCOUT?
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361. WELL, NEVER MIND THAT.
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362. LET'S GET THIS STUFF PAID FOR
SO WE CAN GET HOME AND EAT IT.
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363. TSK! TSK! TSK!
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364. JUST LOOK AT THIS PLACE.
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365. IN MY DAY, THEY KEPT
THESE MARKETS CLEAN.
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366. WE GOT YOUR SOUP
AND YOUR NUTS
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367. AND YOUR APPLES
AND YOUR MALLOMARS
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368. AND YOUR...
HEY, WHAT'S THIS?
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369. "THEY'RE ROUND.
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370. "THEY'RE MEAN.
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371. THEY TURN MILK GREEN."
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372. WHAT WILL
THEY THINK OF NEXT?
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373. WELL, I DON'T KNOW
HOW THEY GOT HERE
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374. BUT THEY SOUND
A LOT BETTER
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375. THAN CORRUGATED
BRAN PUFFS.
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376. Cleanup on aisle four.
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377. Larry, Steve, I need one of you.
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378. YOUR TURN, DUDE.
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379. NO WAY.
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380. I CLEANED UP THE SODAS.
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381. I MOPPED UP THE BABY POWDER.
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382. I HAD TO PICK UP
THE LOBSTERS.
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383. THAT WAS AT LEAST
AN HOUR AGO.
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384. FORGET YOU.
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385. FORGET YOU TOO.
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386. MMM.
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