Rugrats 1x1

Directed by Howard E. Baker

Stu and Didi strive to make Tommy's first birthday a memorable one. They did, but under the wrong circumstances. Meanwhile Tommy wants to eat dog food so he can be just like Spike, eventually selling the other Rugrats on the idea.

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1. Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

2. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TOMMY.

3. YOU'RE A WHOLE YEAR OLD TODAY.

4. AND, BOY, HAVE WE GOT SOME GREAT PRESENTS FOR YOU.

5. WAIT TILL HE SEES MY PRESENT, DIDI.

6. DID I TELL YOU ABOUT THE HOVER-RAMA PROTOTYPE?

7. YOU DID, STU.

8. THE BODY'S 36 INCHES LONG AND... YIKES!

9. JUST PUT IT IN THE PAIL

10. AND HAND ME A FRESH DIAPER.

11. IT'S GOT 300 POUNDS OF LIFT, CRUISES AT FIVE MILES AN HOUR

12. HAS THREE REVERSE THRUSTERS

13. AND TWO ON THE BACK TO TURN THE THING.

14. LET GO OF MOMMY'S EARRINGS.

15. IT TAKES THREE "D" BATTERIES

16. TWO DOUBLE A's, A "C"

17. AND ONE OF THOSE NINE-VOLT GUYS.

18. MUMMY'S EAR'S NOT A TOY.

19. THIS TOY IS MY GREATEST INVENTION YET.

20. IT'S GOING TO PUT PICKLE'S TOYS ON THE MAP.

21. OKAY.

22. LET'S SEE WHAT THE BOOK SAYS.

23. "EATING TECHNIQUE, AGE 12 MONTHS."

24. WE DISTRACT TOMMY WITH PLAY ACTING.

25. WE PRETEND THAT THIS SPOON

26. IS ACTUALLY...

27. THE SPACE SHUTTLE?

28. LIPSCHITZ KNOWS BEST, STU.

29. NOW, LET'S TRY IT.

30. OKAY, TOMMY

31. OPEN THE POD BAY DOOR.

32. A LITTLE TO THE LEFT, STU.

33. STU, LET'S DO THE BIRTHDAY CHECKLIST.

34. OKAY. SHOOT.

35. CARROT-BRAN CAKE WITH HEALTH NUGGETS.

36. CHECK.

37. PIN THE TAIL ON THE DONKEY.

38. SAFETY VERSION WITH SUCTION CUPS. CHECK.

39. THE PUPPET SHOW?

40. PUPPETEERS, STAGE, PROPS, AND PUPPETS ARRIVE AT 11:00.

41. PERFECT.

42. A PUPPET SHOW FOR ONE-YEAR-OLDS?

43. THEY WON'T EVEN REMEMBER IT.

44. THEY'LL REMEMBER THIS ONE, POP—

45. RATED NUMBER ONE BY BIRTHDAYMAGAZINE.

46. DO WE WANT TO BE REMEMBERED AS THE FAMILY

47. THAT SETTLED FOR LESS?

48. YOU'LL GET STRAINED CARROTS

49. ON YOUR SHIRT.

50. THIS ISN'T WORKING.

51. WAIT. I'VE GOT AN IDEA.

52. OH, I DON'T KNOW, STU.

53. ALL MY BOOKS RECOMMEND AVOIDING DECOYS.

54. TRUST ME, DIDI.

55. YOU'VE GOT TO LET THEM KNOW WHO'S BOSS.

56. LOOK OVER HERE, TOMMY.

57. HUSKIE'S CHOICE—

58. HE'LL RUN FASTER

59. AND JUMP HIGHER.

60. SO GOOD

61. you'll almost wish

62. you were a dog.

63. HERE'S YOUR CHANCE. LUNGE.

64. MY FAVORITE SHIRT!

65. OH, DEAR.

66. I PAID $75 FOR THIS SHIRT.

67. IT'S A GEORGIO LAURENTI.

68. I KNOW, HONEY.

69. IT'S JUST A SHIRT.

70. WILL THE STAIN COME OUT?

71. IF WE GET AT IT QUICKLY ENOUGH.

72. LET ME GET A SPONGE.

73. HURRY, DIDI.

74. EVERY MOMENT COUNTS.

75. THAT SPONGE IS COLD, DIDI.

76. JUST A MINUTE THERE, SCOUT.

77. YOU DON'T WANT ANY OF THAT.

78. YUCK-O!

79. WHAT YOU WANT

80. IS SOME OF THE...

81. I SEE YOUR POINT.

82. I'LL GET IT.

83. HI, HOWARD. HI, BETTY.

84. HOW ARE YOU?

85. WELL...

86. WE ARE TOTALLY PSYCHED FOR THIS BIRTHDAY THING.

87. WELL, BETTY...

88. OH, DON'T MIND HOWARD, DIDI.

89. HE'S FRAZZED WITH ALL THESE KIDS.

90. ACTUALLY...

91. I MEAN THE TWINS ARE ENOUGH OF A LOAD

92. AND TODAY WE GOT LITTLE CHUCKSTER.

93. THINK WE COULD JUST PEN THESE PUPS?

94. PUPPET SHOW FOR ONE-YEAR-OLDS?

95. WHEN I WAS A SPUD

96. WE DIDN'T HAVE PUPPET SHOWS.

97. FOR ENTERTAINMENT

98. WE WENT OUT BACK

99. AND PULLED UP STUMPS.

100. THEN WE'D WALK 15 MILES

101. IN THE SNOW...

102. HEY, OLD-TIMER, HOW THE HECK ARE YOU?

103. I'VE FELT BETTER.

104. IS SOMEBODY EXCAVATING DOWNSTAIRS, OR WHAT?

105. THAT'S STU TINKERING WITH HIS HAVA-WHATSIT

106. IN HIS WORKSHOP.

107. THE HAVA WHAT?

108. DON'T WORRY. YOU'LL HEAR ALL ABOUT IT.

109. TOMMY'S GOING TO LOVE THIS.

110. UGH.

111. FRISKY LITTLE CRITTERS, AREN'T THEY?

112. UH-OH. LOOKS LIKE SPIKE'S GOING TO TEAR

113. THAT THING'S LEG OFF.

114. NO! SPIKE? SPIKE?

115. DOWN, BOY.

116. CHUCKIE, PHIL, LIL

117. I GOT JUST ONE WORD TO SAY TO YOU.

118. WHAT? WHAT?

119. DOG FOOD.

120. DOG FOOD?

121. DOG FOOD. I TRIED TO GET SOME

122. BUT GRANDPA STOPPED ME.

123. WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO EAT THAT STUFF?

124. SPIKE EATS IT, AND LOOK AT HIM.

125. HE CAN DO ANYTHING HE WANTS.

126. HE EVEN GETS TO SLEEP IN THE FLOWERS.

127. MAYBE IF WE EAT DOG FOOD, WE'LL TURN INTO DOGS.

128. SHOO, SHOO! GET OUT OF THOSE FLOWERS.

129. YOU MEAN WE COULD SLEEP IN THE FLOWERS?

130. DOWN, BOY! STOP IT, SPIKE!

131. GET OFF OF ME, YOU BIG GALOOT!

132. AND LICK PEOPLE?

133. AND WEAR A COLLAR

134. WITH OUR NAMES ON IT?

135. I DON'T KNOW.

136. MAYBE IT'S NOT SUCH A GOOD IDEA.

137. DOGS DON'T HAVE IT SO GOOD.

138. THEY'VE ALWAYS GOT FLEAS AND JUNK.

139. FLEAS? FLEAS?

140. LET'S DO IT. LET'S DO IT.

141. I ALMOST FORGOT TO PUT ON THEIR LITTLE PARTY HATS.

142. THOSE WILL STAY ON FOR, OH, THREE MINUTES TOPS.

143. HEY, ISN'T IT TIME TO BUST THE PINATA?

144. LET'S WAIT TILL ALL THE KIDS GET HERE.

145. WHO'S MISSING?

146. TOMMY'S COUSIN ANGELICA.

147. OH, RIGHT. ANGELICA.

148. ANGELICA?

149. WHEN WE GET TO THE PARTY, DADDY

150. CAN I PLAY WITH LITTLE TOMMY?

151. SURE, SWEETIE.

152. AUNT DIDI'S BAKING

153. A BIRTHDAY CAKE

154. AND THERE'S GOING TO BE A PUPPET SHOW.

155. UNCLE STU SAYS IT'S THE BEST ONE IN THE WHOLE WORLD.

156. WELL, HERE WE ARE.

157. Doorbell. Doorbell.

158. Doorbell.

159. GREAT.

160. DREW'S HERE.

161. Hey, big bro.

162. Hi, Angelica.

163. Where are you?

164. In the workshop

165. finishing Tommy's birthday present.

166. I'll be right up.

167. SO WHAT ARE YOU WORKING ON THIS TIME?

168. I'M GLAD YOU ASKED ME THAT QUESTION, DREW.

169. HOVER-RAMA.

170. HAVA WHAT?

171. IT'S A TOY I INVENTED FOR TOMMY.

172. IT'S GOT THREE REVERSE FAN THRUSTERS

173. ALL MOUNTED VERTICALLY.

174. THEN THREE IN BACK TO TURN IT.

175. I'LL SHOW YOU.

176. I'M JUST NOW WRAPPING IT UP.

177. UM... UM. HI, ANGELICA.

178. SAY, DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT DOG FOOD?

179. LISTEN UP, DUMMY.

180. THIS MAY BE YOUR BIRTHDAY

181. BUT WHEN THE PRESENTS

182. ARE OPENED

183. I GET FIRST DIBS ON THE TOYS.

184. WHAT ABOUT DOG FOOD?

185. TOMMY THINKS IF YOU EAT SOME, MAYBE YOU TURN INTO A DOG.

186. YOU MEAN I COULD WEAR A COLLAR WITH SPIKES ON IT?

187. AND CHASE CATS.

188. AND HOWL AT THE MOON.

189. COULD I EVEN BITE THE MAILMAN?

190. LET'S DO IT.

191. YEAH. LET'S GET SOME DOG FOOD.

192. THAT IS ONE HEFTY HUNK OF HEALTH FOOD.

193. PUPPETS, PUPPETS, PUPPETS.

194. WHERE ARE THOSE PUPPETS?

195. STAY COOL, DEED.

196. BETTY, THIS PARTY'S FUTURE DEPENDS ON THE PUPPETS.

197. THE PUPPETEERS WERE SUPPOSED TO BE HERE 14 MINUTES AGO.

198. MAYBE THAT'S THEM NOW.

199. OH.

200. HI, MOM. HI, DAD.

201. WHERE IS TOMMY, MAY I ASK?

202. THERE HE IS.

203. HELLO, BABY.

204. HI, GORIS. HI, MENKA.

205. LET'S OPEN THE HOVER...

206. ER, LET'S OPEN THE PRESENTS.

207. LET'S SEE.

208. THIS ONE'S FROM DREW.

209. BE CAREFUL.

210. GEE, DREW.

211. WILL THIS STIMULATE HIS IMAGINATION?

212. I MEAN, WHAT DOES IT DO?

213. WHERE ARE THE BATTERIES?

214. TOMMY, HERE'S A PRESENT FROM YOUR OLD DAD.

215. WATCH THIS, DREW.

216. WHAT ISTHAT?

217. THE HOVER-RAMA.

218. YOU OFF YOUR NUT?

219. TOMMY'S NOT OLD ENOUGH FOR THAT.

220. I'MNOT OLD ENOUGH FOR IT.

221. ANYONE CAN WORK THIS THING.

222. HERE. LET ME SHOW YOU.

223. OH.

224. I GUESS I FORGOT THE BATTERIES.

225. NOW WHERE DID I PUT THOSE LITTLE..?

226. AY-YI-YI.

227. AW, STU, I'M SURE ONCE YOU GET IT RUNNING

228. THE HOVEL-WHATSIT

229. WILL BE TOMMY'S FAVORITE TOY.

230. UH, SAY.

231. LET'S OPEN HOWARD'S PRESENT.

232. OOH.

233. IT'S A TWO-WAY BABY TALKIE.

234. PUT ONE IN THE BABY'S BEDROOM AND TAKE ONE WITH YOU.

235. YOU CAN HEAR THE BABY CRY.

236. I'VE HEARD ABOUT THOSE THINGS.

237. THIS EMPLOYS THE LATEST TECHNOLOGY.

238. YOU CAN TALK BACK TO THE BABY.

239. CAN I SEE IT?

240. SQUADRON LEADER, THIS IS CONCRETE COWBOY.

241. THAT'S A BIG 10-4.

242. I COPY YOU LOUD AND CLEAR.

243. THIS IS NIFTY.

244. LET'S TAKE THEM OUT AND SEE WHAT THEY CAN DO.

245. THESE UNITS ARE VOICE-ACTIVATED

246. HAVE A BUILT-IN LOUDNESS CONTROL

247. AND COME WITH FOUR RANDOM FREQUENCY CHANNELS.

248. WEE!

249. WHERE'S TOMMY?

250. WHOO!

251. YOU STILL HAVE ALL THESE

252. WONDERFUL PRESENTS TO OPEN.

253. YES, SWEETIE.

254. YES. THIS PARTY'S A DISASTER.

255. I WOULDN'T SAY THAT.

256. I'VE NEVER SEEN THOSE MEN SO HAPPY.

257. I NEVER LIVE UP TO BEING THE MOTHER I WANT TO BE—

258. LIKE THOSE MOMS ON TV.

259. COME ON, DIDI.

260. TV's TV. WE'RE REAL.

261. THE PUPPETEERS.

262. THIS THE PICKLES' RESIDENCE?

263. ARE YOU THE PUPPETEERS?

264. DO I LOOK LIKE ONE?

265. PUT IT IN THE LIVING ROOM.

266. THEN WHERE ARE THEY?

267. INVOICE SAYS STAGE AND PUPPETS.

268. I DON'T SEE NOTHING ABOUT PUPPETEERS.

269. WHAT GOOD IS THAT WITHOUT PUPPETEERS?

270. SIGN HERE, MAC.

271. HAVE A NICE DAY.

272. Now that's a big 10-4 there.

273. ALL MEN REPORT TO BASE IMMEDIATELY.

274. THAT'S NOT THE LINGO.

275. STU, WE'RE IN BIG TROUBLE.

276. NO BATTERIES?

277. NO. WE BOOKED THE PUPPETS

278. BUT NOT THE PUPPETEERS.

279. GOOD. LET'S JUST GET DOWN TO EATING CAKE.

280. WHY DON'T DREW AND I DO THE SHOW?

281. NOT THIS INVESTMENT BANKER.

282. REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED THE LAST TIME?

283. HECK, MY ARM HEALED

284. AND DREW SEES PERFECTLY OUT OF THAT EYE.

285. BESIDES, WE WERE EIGHT YEARS OLD THEN.

286. BRO, WE CAN DO "FAIRY TALE FINALES."

287. WELL...

288. GREAT. EVERYONE TO THE LIVING ROOM.

289. WE NOW PRESENT FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT

290. THE CLIMACTIC SCENE

291. FROM THE CLASSIC LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD.

292. KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK.

293. WHO'S THERE?

294. IT IS ME, LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD.

295. UH... UM, COME IN.

296. GRANDMA, WHAT BIG EYES YOU HAVE.

297. WHY, THANK YOU.

298. GRANDMA, WHAT BIG EARS YOU HAVE.

299. YES. THEY'RE FOR HEARING.

300. IT'S, "THE BETTER TO HEAR YOU WITH, MY DEAR."

301. IT ISN'T.

302. IT IS.

303. I BEG TO DIFFER.

304. DON'T GET UPPITY.

305. YOU'RE CALLING MEUPPITY?

306. YOU AREUPPITY.

307. YOU WERE UPPITY LAST TIME TOO.

308. I DIDN'T WANT TO DO THIS.

309. YOU ALWAYS BLAME EVERYTHING ON ME.

310. YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN A WHINY LITTLE BRAT.

311. WHINY LITTLE BRAT?

312. BREAKING MY STUFF AND RUNNING TO DAD.

313. TOMMY?

314. HE'S A DOG ALREADY.

315. WHAT'S IT LIKE BEING A DOG?

316. YOU GOING TO CHASE CATS?

317. AND POOP ALL OVER THE BACKYARD?

318. ARE YOU GOING TO BITE THE MAILMAN?

319. STOP THAT, TOMMY.

320. WAIT! TOMMY!

321. WE WANT TO BE DOGS TOO.

322. TOMMY.

323. YOU CHANGED BACK.

324. CHANGED BACK FROM WHAT?

325. A DOG.

326. NOPE.

327. I NEVER WAS A DOG.

328. SPIKE ATE ALL OUR DOG FOOD.

329. BUT I WANTED TO SLEEP IN THE FLOWERS!

330. AND I WANTED TO BITE THE MAILMAN.

331. HMM.

332. LOOK UP THERE.

333. THOSE WERE MY BASEBALL CARDS

334. AND YOU TRADED THEM FOR THAT STUPID HAT.

335. YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE LEFT THEM IN MY ROOM.

336. THAT'S ENOUGH OUT OF YOU!

337. BREAK IT UP, OR I'LL TAN BOTH YOUR HIDES!

338. HOW ABOUT NOW?

339. STILL CAN'T REACH IT!

340. WHAT DO YOU WEIGH NOW, 25 POUNDS?

341. I CAN'T GO ANY HIGHER!

342. WAIT.

343. THAT WAS MY BIKE!

344. I ONLY BENT THE HANDLEBARS

345. BECAUSE OF WHAT YOU DID TO MY SKATEBOARD.

346. SKATEBOARD! SKATEBOARD!

347. LET'S AGREE TO DISAGREE.

348. STU, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE WRECKED DREW'S SKATEBOARD.

349. DREW, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE BENT STU'S HANDLEBARS.

350. DIDI, LET THE BOYS ARGUE.

351. PUSH IT FORWARD, CHUCKIE!

352. LITTLE TO THE LEFT!

353. LITTLE MORE!

354. JUST A LITTLE MORE!

355. HE SAID MORE, CHUCKIE.

356. WHOA!

357. WHOA!

358. WHOA!

359. WHOA! WHOO!

360. NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE.

361. LET ME FIX IT.

362. DON'T WORRY. I'M GOING TO BRING HIM IN OVER WATER.

363. WE BETTER TRY ANOTHER PASS.

364. I THINK YOU BETTER TRY LOWER THIS TIME.

365. NO. HIGHER.

366. LOWER.

367. HIGHER!

368. PLEASE!

369. I'M TRYING TO CONCENTRATE.

370. WHOA! DOOR! DOOR!

371. NOW, YOU, STU.

372. DON'T HOLD BACK.

373. TONY BOWWOW WAS MY FAVORITE STUFFED TOY.

374. WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GO AND TEAR HIS EARS OFF?

375. IT WAS WRONG, STU.

376. I WAS ONLY FOUR.

377. CAN YOU EVER FORGIVE ME?

378. OH, NO! MY CAKE!

379. THE PARTY'S RUINED

380. MY PERFECT CARROT CAKE IS DESTROYED

381. AND THE PUPPET SHOW IS A DISASTER.

382. I THOUGHT IT WAS A SPIRITED PERFORMANCE.

383. JUST KIDDING.

384. GREAT PARTY, HON.

385. TOO BAD ABOUT THE CAKE, THOUGH.

386. OH, NO!

387. MY OTHER FAVORITE SHIRT!

388. THIS CAKE SHOULD HAVE BEEN CHOCOLATE.

389. IN THE OLD COUNTRY

390. YOU NEVER HAVE CARROT CAKE AT A BIRTHDAY PARTY.

391. THIS ISN'T THE OLD COUNTRY, OR HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED?

392. FOR YOUR INFORMATION, YENTA

393. CHOCOLATE CAKE IS INTERNATIONAL.

394. SUDDENLY HE'S MR. INTERNATIONAL.

395. DAD, YOU'RE RIGHT.

396. WE SHOULD HAVE HAD A CHOCOLATE CAKE.

397. MOM, YOU'RE RIGHT.

398. IT'S NONE OF HIS BUSINESS.

399. YOU KNOW, I KIND OF LIKE IT.

400. WHEN'S THIS STUFF START WORKING?

401. IT TAKES A WHILE.

402. WAIT A MINUTE.

403. I FELT SOMETHING.

404. HEY, I THINK I GOT SOME FLEAS.

405. ME TOO.

406. I CAN'T WAIT TILL WE GROW SOME FUR.

407. AHH. AHH.

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