Robot Chicken 4x5

Directed by

Zac Efron as Billy Joel, Mechanic (voice)

Joey Fatone gives a pitch for a new sketch featuring himself. Sam Witwicky gets new scooter. The true story is revealed behind Billy Joel's hit single, Piano Man. Annie learns about orphans in various countries. If you have a problem and the A-Team can't be reached, maybe you should hire the B-Team!

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1. >> IT'S ALIVE!

2. >> IT'S ALIVE!

3. >> HEY, EVERYBODY.

4. I'M JOEY FATONE.

5. NOW, YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED I HAVEN'T APPEARED IN MANY

6. SKETCHES LATELY.

7. AIR-JO, I DECIDED TO PITCH ONE OF MY OWN.

8. HERE WE GO.

9. SO, I'M SINGING AT THIS CHARITY EVENT AT THE SAN DIEGO ZOO, WHEN

10. ALL OF A SUDDEN, I COME ACROSS THIS KANGAROO.

11. JOEY — YEAH, YOU SEE

12. WHERE THIS IS GOING.

13. ANYWAY, THE MAMA KANGAROO FALLS

14. LET ME LEAVE.

15. YOU KNOW, I APPEASE HER FOR A BIT, GO ALONG WITH THE RIDE,

16. NEED TO COMPETE IN THE WWE's ROYAL RUMBLE!

17. OOH!

18. I'M GETTING EXCITED JUST THINKING ABOUT THIS.

19. OH, AND DID I MENTION IT'S BEING HELD IN AUSTRALIA?

20. BARBIE.

21. THAT'S PART "ROCKY," PART

22. "CROCODILE DUNDEE II."

23. REUNITED WITH HER ACTUAL JOEY.

24. YOU SEE, NOW I'M SORRY THIS IS

25. SKETCH ALREADY.

26. BUT ANYWAY — HANG TIGHT.

27. I'M SURE IT'S JUST A MATTER OF TIME.

28. >> NOT — NOT OKAY?

29. IS THAT NOT OKAY?

30. >> WOW!

31. I'M GETTING MY VERY OWN CAR!

32. >> AS LONG AS IT COSTS 100 BUCKS OR LESS.

33. >> BUT CARS COST MORE THAN THAT.

34. >> WELL, THIS ONE DOESN'T.

35. >> THAT'S... NOT A CAR.

36. >> OH, I WANT THAT ONE!

37. >> SOLD AMERICAN!

38. >> OH, WOW!

39. >> THANK YOU FOR PURCHASING ME.

40. LET'S GO ON AN AWESOME ADVENTURE.

41. >>

42. MY LIFE!

43. >> WELL, MIGHT AS WELL MAKE THE

44. BEST OF THIS CRAP SANDWICH.

45. >> MY NAME'S SCOOTER.

46. HELLO, NEW FRIEND.

47. >> WOW!

48. YOU'RE A ROBOT, TOO!

49. >> I'M BETTER THAN A ROBOT.

50. I'M A GO-BOT.

51. >> MAYBE THIS WILL BE A GREAT PRESENT AFTER ALL.

52. AHHH... YOU'RE KIND OF PUNY.

53. >> GOOD THINGS COME IN SMALL PACKAGES.

54. >> LIKE WHAT KIND OF GOOD THINGS?

55. DO YOU KICK A LOT OF ASS?

56. >> OH, NO. I HATE FIGHTING.

57. KNOCK-KNOCK JOKES.

58. >> OH, GOOD. THAT'LL BE HELPFUL.

59. LOOK, YOU GOT TO HELP ME.

60. MOPED TO SCHOOL.

61. I DON'T WANT IT TO BE AN ANNOYING PUSS-BOT, AS WELL.

62. >> HEY, DON'T WORRY, KID.

63. I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO.

64. >> SAFETY FIRST.

65. USING A BLOWTORCH.

66. >> THANKS FOR THE TIP.

67. >> >> SO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING, NOW?

68. >> DISABLING THE SERVOMOTOR, FOR STARTERS.

69. >> OH, AND THAT'S HOW THE MOTOR'S WIRED IN?

70. >> YEAH, RIGHT.

71. SO I'M CUTTING THOSE WIRES.

72. >> OH.

73. DID YOU GO TO SCHOOL FOR THIS?

74. >> SURE DID.

75. THERE'S A GREAT AUTOMOTIVE

76. COLLEGE.

77. >> I'LL LET YOU RIDE ME AND EVERYTHING!

78. >> WOW! THANKS!

79. IT'S AWESOME NOW!

80. >> WANT TO KEEP THE FACE?

81. >> NAH.

82. YEAH-HEH!

83. >> I DON'T WANT IT.

84. OH! 2 POINTS!

85. >> BUT HOW CAN YOU BE PREGNANT?

86. OH, YOU MEANT ME.

87. >> GEE, CASPER, I WISH WE COULD PLAY WITH YOU FOREVER.

88. >> YOU CAN!

89. >> HEY, THERE.

90. I'M BILLY — BILLY JOEL.

91. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

92. >> DAVY.

93. >> AND WHAT DO YOU DO?

94. >> I'M IN THE NAVY.

95. >> HOW LONG WILL YOU DO THAT, YOU THINK?

96. >> UH, PROBABLY FOR LIFE.

97. >> COOL.

98. "DAVY" RHYMES WITH "NAVY."

99. THAT'S CONVENIENT.

100. >> WHAT?

101. YOU BETTER NOT USE ME IN A SONG, MAN.

102. I'M ON THE RUN FROM A LOT OF CREDITORS.

103. >> NO PROBLEM, DAVY.

104. I HAVE ABSORBED YOUR STORY, MY

105. FRIEND.

106. OF LIONS TO GAIN THEIR STRENGTH,

107. YOU ARE ONE WITH THE JOEL NOW!

108. ONE WITH THE JOEL!

109. >> LEAPIN' LIZARDS, MOLLY.

110. IT SURE IS A HARD-KNOCK LIFE.

111. >> ACTUALLY, WE'RE VERY LUCKY, ANNIE.

112. >> BEING AN ORPHAN SURE DON'T FEEL LUCKY.

113. >> THEN TRY BEING AN ORPHAN IN THE PHILIPPINES, WHERE HUNDREDS

114. FORCED INTO PROSTITUTION, THANKS

115. TO SEX TOURISM.

116. IN AFRICA, AIDS HAS CREATED MILLIONS OF ORPHANS WHO WON'T

117. LIVE TO SEE PUBERTY.

118. >> WELL... I SURE DON'T LIKE THAT MEAN OLD MISS HANNIGAN.

119. >> WHAT DON'T YOU LIKE, EXACTLY — THREE MEALS A DAY,

120. A WARM BED, NOT BEING HIV-POSITIVE, NOT PERFORMING

121. FELLATIO ON FOREIGN BUSINESSMEN?

122. THAT'S WHAT YOU DON'T LIKE?

123. >> UH, I THINK I'M GONNA GO SWEEP OVER THERE FOR A WHILE,

124. MOLLY.

125. GEE, PEPPER, MISS HANNIGAN SURE IS MEAN.

126. >> YEAH, I HATE THAT BITCH.

127. >> WE SURE HAD A GRAND ADVENTURE, ANNIE.

128. CAN-DO SPIRIT SAVED US ALL.

129. CAN DO FOR YOU?

130. >> OVERSEAS ORPHANS...

131. BUSINESSMEN...

132. HIV AND AIDS...

133. >> HMM...

134. NOPE!

135. >> OH, NO, NO!

136. AW, DAMN IT.

137. I HAD IT. TOTALLY HAD IT.

138. >> HEY, LARRY?

139. IT'S DAVE.

140. GET THIS — I'M IN A PHONE BOOTH.

141. YEAH! YOU REMEMBER THOSE?

142. I KNOW — WEIRD, RIGHT?

143. ALL RIGHT. SEE YOU LATER.

144. >> AHOY!

145. >> IS THAT MY PRINCE?

146. OH, I KNEW YOU'D SAVE ME!

147. >> STAND BACK, MY LOVE.

148. WE WILL SOON BE TOGETHER.

149. >> IT WON'T BE LONG NOW BEFORE

150. AND — OW!

151. CAREFUL, MY PRINCE.

152. WHOA!

153. AAH!

154. OH, MY — WHAT?

155. IT'S RAINING GLASS!

156. I'M BLIND!

157. PLEASE STOP THROWING THE HOOK!

158. OWWW!

159. IS THAT YOU, MY PRINCE?

160. >> I'M COMING, MY DEAR.

161. AHA!

162. NOW HURRY, MY LOVE.

163. WE DON'T HAVE MUCH T— OH, GEEZ.

164. YOU'RE NOT EVEN PACKED.

165. >> NICE PLACE YOU GOT HERE, POPS.

166. HAPPENS TO IT.

167. >> OH, I'VE GOT A POLICY WITH ALLSTATE, SO I'M IN GOOD HANDS.

168. >> OH, YEAH?

169. YOU INSURED AGAINST THIS?

170. >> YES, THAT'S IN THE POLICY.

171. >> BUT NOW YOUR RATES WILL GO UP, RIGHT?

172. >> OH, NO!

173. I CAN'T AFFORD THAT.

174. >> WE'LL BE BACK FOR OUR MONEY.

175. HA HA HA — BIG EXIT LAUGH.

176. >> I HATE SMALL-BUSINESS OWNERS.

177. >> OPERATOR, WHAT'S THE NAME OF

178. WANT TO GET PAID FOR PROTECTION?

179. OH, YEAH — THE A-TEAM!

180. HOW EXCITING.

181. HANNIBAL, B.A. BARACUS, AND THE WHOLE TEAM.

182. >> NEGATORY ON THAT COMMUNIQUé, CHIEF.

183. YOUR CREDIT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR THE A-TEAM.

184. WE ARE THE B-TEAM.

185. G.D. — GENERALLY DISPLEASED —

186. BARABAS.

187. >> BETTER NOT BE RIDING NO TRAINS.

188. I LIKE DRINKING MY APPLE JUICE.

189. >> NOAH "ASSMAN" HATHAWAY.

190. >> CHARMS AND KISSES FROM ME TO YOU.

191. >> PLAYED BOXEY ON THE ORIGINAL "BATTLESTAR GALACTICA."

192. CAPTAIN F.N. — NUTS — MADLOCK.

193. >> PLE-E-E-E-ASE MAKE MY MEMORIES GO AWAY.

194. >> AND I'M HANDY BALL.

195. HANOI.

196. DON'T ASK WHY, AND I WON'T TELL.

197. >> GOOD GOLLY, WHAT IS THE C-TEAM LIKE?

198. >> A BUNCH OF SURLY MIDGETS.

199. HERE'S THE DEAL, BOYS — YOU

200. DOESN'T CHANGE YOUR ZIP CODE TO

201. BROKEN.

202. >> I GOT SYMPATHY FOR THAT CARD.

203. GRRRR!

204. >> UH, G-GIVE US JUST A SEC, HERE.

205. >> DAMN IT! THEY TRICKED US!

206. >> I CAN'T TAKE IT!

207. >> ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I'M

208. THINKING?

209. >> I LOVE IT WHEN A PLAN'S GONNA COME TOGETHER EVENTUALLY.

210. >> LET'S DO IT.

211. >> I LIKE USING BIG TOOLS.

212. >> >>

213. >> OOH.

214. DEAD FROM CARBON MONOXIDE.

215. >> OH. OH, MY GOSH.

216. THIS IS THE WORST THING I'VE

217. TODAY.

218. >> DAVE, CHECK THIS OUT.

219. >> OOH. TAKE THEIR TAPE.

220. >> ♪ PETE IS A REAL-ESTATE

221. NOVELIST ♪ >> HEY, THAT'S ME!

222. >> WHAT?

223. >> SHEILA?

224. >> >> ♪ MY PIANO, IT SOUNDS LIKE

225. GOD'S SYMPHONY ♪ ♪ AND MY MICROPHONE SMELLS LIKE

226. THE POOR ♪ ♪ THEY PUT BREAD IN MY CUP, AND

227. THEIR LIVES ALL SUCK ♪ >> HUH?

228. >> ♪ IF I QUIT THIS GIG, THEY'D LOSE ALL INTEREST IN LIVING,

229. MEANING, AND THEY'D BLOW THEIR

230. GREAT — ALL SINGLES.

231. >> HEY, JOEL...

232. HYAH!

233. >> >>

234. WHEW!

235. YEAH...

236. >> Pete, this is your agent.

237. The publishers loved your novel.

238. Time to quit the real-estate biz, brother.

239. Oh, by the way — the hospital called, and your wife died of

240. crotch rot.

241. Sorry, man.

242. >> POETIC JUSTICE!

243. BA-GAWK! BAWK.

244. >> WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?

245. >> NICK FURY, DIRECTOR OF S.H.I.E.L.D.

246. I'M HERE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THE AVENGERS INITIATIVE.

247. >> IN MY HOUSE?

248. IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT?

249. AND WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?

250. >> RUN, STUPID!