Robot Chicken 4x15

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1. >> IT'S ALIVE!

2. >> IT'S ALIVE!

3. >> WAK WAK WAK WAK WAK!

4. UMBRELLA, WAK WAK WAK.

5. >> AAAAH!

6. MY UMBRELLA'S TAKING ME UP INTO THE SKY!

7. THIS IS NOT MY UMBRELLA!

8. AAAAAH!

9. >> MARION, DON'T LOOK AT IT!

10. NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, KEEP YOUR EYES CLOSED!

11. >> >> BOOGA! BOOGA! BOOOOO!

12. >> OPEN YOUR EYES!

13. LOOK AT US!

14. >> DON'T DO IT, MARION!

15. DON'T OPEN YOUR EYES!

16. >> YOU'RE NOT TICKLISH, ARE YOU?

17. >> S-STOP!

18. >> OPEN YOUR EYES, AND I'LL STOP!

19. >> NO, I WON'T OPEN MY EYES!

20. >> OOH, I'VE GOT YOUR NOSE!

21. >> GIVE IT BACK!

22. >> YOU'LL HAVE TO OPEN YOUR EYES!

23. >> DON'T, MARION!

24. DON'T OPEN YOUR EYES!

25. >> BUT HE'S GOT MY NOSE, INDY!

26. >> DON'T OPEN YOUR EYES!

27. IT'S NOT YOUR REAL NOSE!

28. >> LOOKS LIKE THEY AREN'T GONNA OPEN THEIR EYES, GUYS!

29. LET'S JUST LEAVE.

30. >> OKAY, WE'RE LEAVING!

31. SEE YOU LATER.

32. BYE.

33. WE LEFT.

34. >> WE KNOW YOU'RE STILL THERE.

35. >> COME ON, MAN!

36. JUST OPEN YOUR EYES!

37. >> NO!

38. MARION, DON'T OPEN YOUR EYES!

39. >> SCREW THIS, MAN!

40. I HAVEN'T BEEN OUT OF THAT ARK IN 3,000 YEARS!

41. I'M NOT GONNA WASTE MY TIME WITH THESE SQUARES.

42. >> HE'S RIGHT.

43. LET'S JUST GO.

44. >> WE KNOW YOU'RE STILL OUT

45. THERE!

46. WE'RE NOT OPENING OUR EYES!

47. SO, WE'RE — WE'RE GONNA KEEP THEM CLOSED!

48. >> TIMMY, DON'T SIT SO CLOSE TO THE TV.

49. IT'S NOT GOOD FOR YOU.

50. >> ONE DAY IN THE CONCRETE JUNGLE OF NOOL, AN ELEPHANT

51. SCHOOL.

52. HE WAS CHILLIN' ON THE STOOP, JUST PEACIN' ON THE BLOCK, WHEN

53. CRACK ROCK.

54. HE THOUGHT...

55. >> I COULD SELL THIS, MAKE FIVE OR SIX BUCKS.

56. >> BUT THEN HE HEARD A TINY VOICE THAT HOLLERED...

57. >> WHAT, WHAT?

58. >> MORTON LISTENED CLOSELY AND HELD VERY STILL.

59. TOWN OF WHAT-WHAT-VILLE.

60. DEEJAY IN THE CUT, AND EVERYBODY

61. WAS YELLING...

62. >> All: WHAT, WHAT?

63. >> MORTON HAD A NEW PURPOSE.

64. ALIVE!

65. HE WALKED DOWN THE STREET, AND OUT OF THE BLUE, HE CAME

66. CRACKHEAD KANGAROO.

67. SHE WAS SHAKING AND TWITCHING.

68. HER EYELIDS WERE BLACK.

69. SHE SAID...

70. >> M-M-M-MORTON!

71. I-I-I'LL SUCK YOUR C-C-C FOR THAT CRACK!

72. >> WELL, SOMETIMES AN ELEPHANT JUST HAS TO NUT.

73. OF...

74. >> WHAT, WHAT?

75. WHAT? WHAT?

76. WHAT? WHAT?

77. >> YOU SIT HERE TODAY AND ACCUSE MY CLIENT OF SEXUAL HARASSMENT,

78. BUT ISN'T IT TRUE THAT YOUR

79. SENSITIVE PARTS?

80. LET'S ADMIT IT.

81. YOU!

82. YOU WANTED IT!

83. >> MEGATRON IS DESTROYED.

84. THE WORLD IS SAFE.

85. JAZZ, MY FRIEND, WE WILL NEVER FORGET YOU.

86. >> WHAT'S THE SITCHES, BITCHES?

87. >> JAZZ!

88. WE THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!

89. >> TORN IN HALF, THAT'S ALL!

90. WE'RE ROBOTS, MAN!

91. TOGETHER!

92. YEAH!

93. >> SADLY, YOU DIED IN GLORIOUS BATTLE.

94. >> NAH.

95. IT'S JUST A MINOR SETBACK.

96. WAIT!

97. I CAN STILL TRANSFORM!

98. HOLD ON!

99. I'M COMING!

100. OW!

101. OH, YOU'RE TOO FAST!

102. OW!

103. WAIT FOR ME, FELLAS!

104. OH, NO!

105. OH, MY GOD, DOES THAT HURT!

106. OW!

107. >> HEY, MY EX-GIRLFRIEND.

108. HOW DO YOU EAT A REESE'S PEANUT BUTTER CUP?

109. >>

110. YOUR SOUL, AND I SUCK IT OUT,

111. EMPTY HUSK IN MY CRUEL, COLD FIST.

112. >> WAIT! BE QUIET!

113. SOMETHING'S SHOWING UP ON THE RADAR!

114. >> MAYBE IT'S RINGO'S LUNCH.

115. HE ATE A BIG SANDWICH.

116. >> I STILL HAVE SAND IN ME MOUTH.

117. >> Shhhhh!

118. LOOK!

119. >> SANDWICHES ARE ME BREAD AND BUTTER.

120. >> GOOD ONE, JOHN.

121. >> DAMN IT! SHUT THE HELL UP!

122. IT'S A SUBMARINE FROM THE LAND

123. DREADED BLUE OCTOBER!

124. I'M GONNA SEND THEM A PING.

125. >> WAS THAT... A PING?

126. >> YES, SIR!

127. >> YOU KNOW WE DON'T SAY "YES" IN MEANIE LAND.

128. >> OH, SORRY.

129. NO, SIR.

130. SHOULD I PING THEM BACK, SIR?

131. >> NO.

132. >> NO?

133. >> NO.

134. I SAID "NO."

135. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

136. >> NO.

137. >> PING THEM BACK.

138. >> YES, SIR!

139. I MEAN, NO, SIR.

140. >> THEY PINGED US BACK!

141. >> I KNOW.

142. MY EARS ARE STILL PINGING.

143. >> HEY, I HAVE AN IDEA.

144. WHAT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN THE WORLD?

145. >> ACID.

146. >> AFTER THAT.

147. >> LOVE.

148. >> THAT'S RIGHT.

149. BLUE OCTOBER DON'T WANT TO

150. DECLARE WAR.

151. AND DEFECT TO PEPPERLAND.

152. >> THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT.

153. LET'S SING A SONG ABOUT LOVE.

154. >> ♪ LOVE YOUR LOVE WITH LOVE ♪ >> THEY'RE SINGING.

155. MAYBE THEY KNOW WE'RE TRYING TO DEFECT TO PEPPERLAND.

156. >> SIR, ANOTHER SUBMARINE FROM MEANIE LAND FOLLOWED US!

157. >> OPEN THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT!

158. FIRE!

159. >> ANOTHER SUBMARINE FIRED A GLOVE AT THE BLUE OCTOBER!

160. >> I KNOW WHAT TO DO.

161. TOWARD THE GLOVE!

162. >> YOU'RE CRAZY!

163. WE'LL ALL DIE!

164. >> WHO CARES?

165. WE'RE JUST CARTOONS.

166. >> SPOOL FEED AHEAD!

167. >> SHOULD I ARM THE GLOVE, SIR?

168. >> YES, YES!

169. NO!

170. >> OOH, LOOK.

171. A HOLE.

172. >> WHAT HAPPENED?

173. WHY DIDN'T IT EXPLODE?

174. PERISCOPE!

175. >> LOOK AT US!

176. WHIP WHIP HOORAY!

177. >> HOLE IN ONE, RINGO.

178. HOW DID YOU KNOW IT WOULD WORK?

179. >> I DIDN'T.

180. I'M ON ACID.

181. >> WAY TO GO, RINGO.

182. GROUPIES FIRST.

183. >> REALLY?

184. >> NO.

185. >> >> I'M LAUGHING AT RINGO!

186. >> IT'S ALWAYS FUNNY WHEN IT'S AT YOUR EXPENSE.

187. >> I'M ON ACID.

188. >> WHAT THE...?

189. >> ABRACADABRA!

190. >> OH!

191. >> PRESTO!

192. >> OH.

193. >> >> OH, I HATE PROCESSING

194. MAGICIANS.

195. >> MA, DON'T TEACH CHELSEA THAT GIRLY CRAP.

196. THIS ISN'T THE DARK AGES.

197. HERE.

198. >> OH, AND A FASHION DOLL WITH

199. RIGHT LESSONS, HUH?

200. THAT'S — THAT'S WHAT'S GOING ON?

201. >> BARBIE IS A FREAKING RACE-CAR DRIVER THESE DAYS, MA.

202. SHE BUNGEE-JUMPS AND PARASAILS, AND I THINK THERE'S EVEN A

203. BOMB-DISPOSAL-ROBOT ACCESSORY.

204. >> THANK YOU FOR THE BARBIE.

205. >> GIRLS CAN DO ANYTHING,

206. ESPECIALLY MATH.

207. THAT.

208. >> ALL RIGHT, BARBIE!

209. LET'S HAVE ADVENTURES!

210. >> THAT'S HER!

211. THAT'S MY LITTLE GIRL!

212. >> HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?

213. >> WELL, CHELSEA'S RACE CAR HIT

214. 200 MILES AN HOUR, SO — PFFT?

215. >> RACE CAR?

216. WHERE DID SHE GET A RACE CAR?

217. >> GIRLS THESE DAYS HAVE ALL SORTS OF ADVENTURES, MA'AM.

218. THIS ISN'T THE DARK AGES.

219. >> SHE WAS 8 YEARS OLD!

220. >> AT LEAST SHE DIED DOING WHAT SHE LOVED, MA.

221. >> SHE LOVED KNITTING!

222. >> YES, THAT'S LOVELY.

223. NOW, IF YOU COULD JUST FILL OUT SOME FORMS.

224. >> CHELSEA.

225. THIS IS YOUR FAULT!

226. WHORE!

227. >> THIS IS LEX LUTHOR.

228. FREQUENCY, SUPERMAN, AND THAT'S YOU.

229. IN APPROXIMATELY FIVE MINUTES, A

230. CITY, ANNIHILATING HALF OF METROPOLIS.

231. IT SEEMS EXCESSIVE, BUT HOW ELSE WAS I GOING TO MEET YOU,

232. SUPERMAN?

233. AFTER ALL, YOU'D NEVER ACCEPT AN INVITATION TO TEA.

234. DANGER — WELL, I JUST KNEW YOU WOULDN'T RESIST THE CHANCE TO

235. HELP.

236. >> OW!

237. OW!

238. OW!

239. OW!

240. OW!

241. OW!

242. OW!

243. OW!

244. >> FLUBBER BRAND CONDOMS, ON SALE NOW!

245. >> WHERE'S THAT NEW DRIVER YOU

246. HIRED?

247. >> WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?

248. >> I'M THE BEST!

249. >> LET'S GO!

250. >> THERE'S FOUR OF YOU!

251. >> WHO CARES?

252. NOW DRIVE!

253. >> THE DEAL WAS TRANSPORTATION

254. WEIGHT DID NOT EXCEED 250 KILOS!

255. >> WELL, THIS IS A NEW DEAL!

256. NOW DRIVE!

257. >> ONE OF YOU HAS TO GO!

258. >> ARE YOU NUTS?

259. THEY'RE ALMOST HERE!

260. >> THAT'S BETTER!

261. HEE-HEE!

262. HERE WE GO!

263. >> COME ON, MAN!

264. THEY'RE GAINING ON US!

265. >> I ALWAYS COME PREPARED!

266. >> WHAT, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

267. BANANA PEELS?

268. >> WHOA!

269. ACTUALLY, THEY ARE SURPRISINGLY EFFECTIVE!

270. >> WHOO-HOO-HOO!

271. >> LOOK OUT!

272. >> ARE THOSE GREEN TURTLES?

273. >> WHATEVER THEY ARE, THEY'RE GETTING SHOT!

274. >> NO!

275. GREEN TURTLES ARE IN DANGER!

276. >> YAHOO!

277. YAHOO!

278. >> YOU'RE NOT GONNA TRY TO SMASH THROUGH THAT, ARE YOU?

279. >> I ALREADY TOLD YOU, I'M THE BEST!

280. YAHOO!

281. YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YAHOO!

282. DON'T WORRY!

283. THEY WON'T FOLLOW US OUT HERE!

284. >> I THOUGHT YOU SAID THEY

285. WOULDN'T FOLLOW US!

286. >> ONCE WE'RE ACROSS THAT BRIDGE, WE'RE HOME FREE!

287. >> HE'S GAINING ON US!

288. DO SOMETHING!

289. >> WE'RE ALMOST THERE!

290. >> HE'S GONNA CATCH US!

291. USE ONE OF THE THINGS!

292. >> NO! NOT THAT ONE!

293. SEEKS OUT...

294. THE LEAD CAR.

295. AAAAAAAAAH!

296. BA-GAWK! BAWK.