Robot Chicken 4x14

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The Batmobile loses its wheel, spend a night with Jack Sparrow, the creators imagine what happens when Chris Hanson can't catch a predator, plus Gyro-Robo adds some depth to D & D.

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1. >> IT'S ALIVE!

2. >> IT'S ALIVE!

3. >> IT'S ALIVE!

4. >> UGH! OH!

5. I'M SUCH AN IDIOT!

6. I'M MELTING!

7. MELTING!

8. >> SORRY, GUYS. WE'RE FULL UP.

9. >> OH, COME ON!

10. >> UGH!

11. >> OH, GLASS.

12. DAMN IT!

13. UGH!

14. UGH!

15. >> YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS.

16. >> SCANDAL!

17. WORLD WILDLIFE FUND MANAGERS DISCOVERED TODAY THE FUND HAS

18. BEEN COMPLETELY EMPTIED.

19. WHERE DID THE MONEY?

20. ACCOUNTANTS ARE STRUGGLING TO SOLVE THE MYSTERY.

21. >> $45,000 GOING ONCE, $45,000 GOING TWICE, AND SOLD TO THE

22. BIDDER IN THE REAR!

23. >> OH, MY GOD!

24. >> THERE YOU GO, BILL GATES.

25. >> OKAY, BILL GATES, THE KIDS FROM NSYNC, RICHARD BRANSON, AND

26. WHAT I GUESS IS MICHAEL JACKSON ARE ALREADY ABOARD THE WORLD'S

27. FIRST SPACE BILLIONAIRES FLIGHT.

28. ANYONE MISSING?

29. >> UM... THE CHINESE GUY, LING-LING.

30. OH, THIS MUST BE HIM.

31. >> ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO THIS.

32. >> COME ON. TRY.

33. >> AHOY. THAR BE BOOBIES.

34. >> YOU'RE RUINING IT!

35. I WANT YOU TO TAKE ME, LIKE CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW.

36. >> I THOUGHT THAT CHARACTER WAS A CHICK.

37. >> THIS IS MY FANTASY.

38. TRY TO BE REALISTIC.

39. >> ARE YOU

40. READY TO BE RAVAGED, ME LADY?

41. >> IT IS QUITE HUMID SOUTH OF THE EQUATOR, MY CAPTAIN.

42. >> OH, OH, DON'T MIND THE LITTLE STOWAWAYS, MY DARLING.

43. >> EW. LICE?

44. >> NO PANTENE ON THE SEVEN SEAS!

45. >> OH, MY GOD!

46. >> I'VE BEEN BRUSHING MY TEETH WITH RUM AND BRINE FOR CLOSE TO

47. 20 YEARS, MY LITTLE SIREN.

48. PAY IT NO MIND.

49. >> I DON'T KNOW IF I'M READY FOR THIS.

50. >> THEN I SHOULD WARN YOU.

51. I HAVEN'T A MEMORY OF ME LAST WASH.

52. YOU MIGHT FIND MY BALLS HAVE THE SCENT OF VINEGAR FERMENTING IN

53. FETA CHEESE.

54. >> UGH! OH!

55. I C— I CAN'T. I CAN'T.

56. >> WAIT, MY DEAR.

57. IT'S HARD TO GIVE CHASE, WHAT WITH THE HORRIFIC AND

58. DEBILITATING RICKETS THAT AFFECTED OCEAN-BOUND TRAVELERS

59. OF THAT TIME!

60. >> YOU KNOW WHAT?

61. IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA TAKE THIS SERIOUS, THEN WE'RE NOT GONNA DO

62. IT.

63. >> WHAT?

64. YOU SAID BE REALISTIC!

65. >> SIR, THE WHOLE BOAT IS RIGGED TO EXPLODE.

66. AND I FOUND THIS.

67. >> GREETINGS FROM THE JOKER!

68. WHY SO SERIOUS?

69. ANYWAY, WE HAVE A BOAT OF CIVILIANS AND A BOAT OF PRISON

70. INMATES.

71. I WILL BLOW UP BOTH BOATS AT MIDNIGHT!

72. >> OH, MY GOD!

73. >> HOWEVER, EACH BOAT HAS A DETONATOR THAT WILL BLOW UP THE

74. OPPOSITE BOAT.

75. IF ONE BOAT DECIDES TO BLOW UP THE OTHER BOAT PRIOR TO

76. MIDNIGHT, I WILL NOT BLOW UP THE BOAT THAT BLOWS UP THE OTHER

77. BOAT.

78. IT'S QUITE THE MORAL QUANDARY, IS IT NOT?

79. >> T-THEN LET'S VOTE ON NEITHER BOAT BLOWING UP.

80. >> NO, HE SAYS WE DECIDE!

81. >> THEN I DECIDE NEITHER BOAT BLOWS UP!

82. >> WAIT, WAIT. SO WE VOTE?

83. >> NO, WE — WE JUST PRESS THE BUTTON, I THINK.

84. >> I DON'T UNDERSTAND!

85. WHAT DOES THIS PROVE EXACTLY?

86. >> UH, MR. JOKER, SIR?

87. WE CAME TO A CONSENSUS.

88. WE VOTE THAT NEITHER BOAT SHOULD BLOW UP.

89. >> YEAH!

90. >> VERY GOOD.

91. >> THAT'S MY VOTE.

92. >> THAT'S NOT A CHOICE!

93. >> UH, YOU BETTER EXPLAIN IT AGAIN, THEN, I GUESS.

94. >> I WILL BLOW UP BOTH THE BOATS.

95. >> MY GOD!

96. >> UNLESS — UNLESS ONE BOAT BLOWS UP THE OTHER BOAT FIRST.

97. >> UH, W-WHAT ARE THE OTHER OPTIONS?

98. >> THERE ARE NO OTHER OPTIONS.

99. >> ASK HIM WHEN BOTH BOATS BLOW UP.

100. >> MIDNIGHT! MIDNIGHT! MIDNIGHT!

101. >> ALL RIGHT, FOLKS, THAT GIVES US A GOOD 15 MINUTES.

102. EVERYONE INTO THE LIFEBOATS.

103. >> NO! NO LIFEBOATS!

104. I SAID THAT YOU COULDN'T USE THEM!

105. >> YOU NEVER SAID THAT!

106. >> I DID!

107. WAY BACK IN THE BEGINNING!

108. >> YOU'D BETTER GO OVER THE RULES AGAIN.

109. >> OH, FOR — IT'S A CATCH-22!

110. LOOK, THERE ARE TWO BOATS!

111. AT MIDNIGHT — >> GOOD DAY, SIR.

112. >> AND GOOD DAY TO YOU.

113. >> YES. LET'S BEGIN.

114. >> Both: HA!

115. >> UH...

116. >> HMM...

117. >> OH.

118. >> OH.

119. >> Both: HA!

120. >> DAMN IT!

121. >> THE MECHANISM.

122. >> Both: HA!

123. >> >>

124. >>

125. WELL, UH...

126. GOOD EFFORT, SIR.

127. >> WELL DONE. WELL DONE.

128. >> NOBODY CAN STOP ME!

129. I'M GONNA KILL YOU ALL!

130. >> WON'T ANYONE SAVE US?

131. DR. MANHATTAN!

132. >> YOU ARE SAFE NOW.

133. >> MM! THANKS!

134. OOH. YEAH.

135. >> SAFE NOW.

136. >> >> HELLO?

137. TeenDream94?

138. YOU HERE?

139. >> WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A SEAT, MR. GOLDSCHMIDT?

140. >> WHAT — WHO ARE YOU?

141. >> CHRIS HANSEN, "DATELINE NBC."

142. >> OH.

143. WELL, GOOD FOR YOU.

144. WHERE'S TeenDream94?

145. >> THERE IS NO TeenDream94.

146. IT WAS A STING OPERATION.

147. >> WHAT THE HELL?

148. ARE YOU SERIOUS?

149. I TOOK A DAY OFF OF WORK FOR THIS!

150. AND I BLEW, LIKE, HALF A TANK OF GAS DRIVING OVER HERE!

151. YOU IDIOTS BETTER REIMBURSE ME!

152. >> WHAT?

153. Y-YOU MUST BE JOKING.

154. >> I'M A LAWYER, PAL!

155. I'M SUING YOU FOR FRAUD!

156. BY THE TIME I'M DONE, I'M GONNA OWN NBC UNIVERSAL!

157. >> IN THE CASE OF GOLDSCHMIDT vs. HANSEN, NBC NEWS, AND

158. NBC UNIVERSAL, JURY FINDS IN FAVOR OF THE PREDATOR.

159. >> WHAT?

160. >> HEY, HANSEN!

161. LIKE THE NEW RIDE?

162. >> THAT'S MY ESCALADE!

163. >> HI, DAD!

164. >> BOBBY?

165. WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE?

166. >> JUST GIVING YOUR TEENAGE SON A LIFT TO SOCCER PRACTICE.

167. WE'LL PROBABLY TAKE THE LONG WAY HOME.

168. DON'T WAIT UP!

169. >> AS YOU KNOW, I'M NOW MAJORITY SHAREHOLDER OF NBC UNIVERSAL.

170. THAT MEANS A CHANGE IN PHILOSOPHY.

171. LET'S SEE SOME PREDATOR-FRIENDLY PROGRAMMING.

172. ON "FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS," WE'RE GONNA BE SPENDING A LOT MORE

173. TIME IN THE LOCKER ROOM.

174. A LOT MORE TIME!

175. >> I'VE GOT FOUR WORDS FOR YOU, MR. GOLDSCHMIDT — SWEATY...

176. TEEN...

177. BOY...

178. OLYMPICS.

179. >> "LAW & ORDER: SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT" WILL NOW

180. BE MORE OF A COMEDY.

181. >> SORRY, I'M NEEDED IN THE

182. INTERN HAREM.

183. LET'S RECONVENE IN 30.

184. >> I REALLY DON'T LIKE WORKING HERE ANYMORE.

185. >> I DO!

186. I'M THE EXECUTIVE WHO SECRETLY KNOCKED UP JAMIE LYNN.

187. BEST JOB EVER!

188. >> HEY. HERE WE GO.

189. >> BAD NEWS, FELLOW ADVENTURERS.

190. BARRY HAS BAILED.

191. >> BUT BARRY IS OUR DUNGEON MASTER!

192. WHAT COULD BE MORE IMPORTANT?

193. >> HE SAID HE HAS A DATE.

194. AS IF!

195. I MEAN, WHO WOULD DATE BARRY?

196. >> BACK TO "A SHOT AT LOVE WITH TILA TEQUILA."

197. >> CHOOSE ME, TILA.

198. CHOOSE ME! CHOOSE ME!

199. CHOOSE ME! CHOOSE ME!

200. CHOOSE ME!

201. >> THIS IS MY BIG CHANCE.

202. LUCKILY I HAVE BEEN SAVING AN ADVENTURE — A MASTERPIECE

203. MONTHS IN THE DESIGN AND PLANNING — FOR JUST SUCH AN

204. OCCASION!

205. >> AWESOME!

206. >> HERE GOES.

207. "YOU FIND YOURSELVES IN A DARK, MYSTERIOUS DUNGEON!"

208. >> OH, REAL ORIGINAL.

209. LET ME GUESS.

210. THERE'S ALSO A DRAGON IN THERE?

211. >> UH! UH, OF COURSE NOT!

212. NO, THAT'S RIDICULOUS!

213. A DRAGON?

214. WHAT I MEANT TO SAY IS YOU FIND YOURSELVES IN A DARK,

215. MYSTERIOUS, UH, MEGA DUNGEON!

216. >> WHAT?

217. >> NO WAY!

218. >> FOR THIS ADVENTURE, I SELECT MY ELVEN SPELLTHIEF.

219. WAIT!

220. MY ELVEN BODYBUILDER SPELLTHIEF!

221. >> I CHOOSE MY GOBLIN FASHION MODEL.

222. SHE HAS A RECORDING CONTRACT AND A RECURRING ROLE IN A GOBLIN

223. PRIME-TIME DRAMA.

224. >> ARE THOSE BOOBS REAL OR AN ELABORATE ILLUSION SPELL?

225. TO FIND OUT, I ROLL FOR "GROPE"!

226. OOH, 11, A VERY SEXY NUMBER.

227. >> I CAST "TESTICULAR RUPTURE!"

228. >> OHH! FIRE CROTCH!

229. >> YOU ARE ATTACKED BY A GRUE!

230. >> I FIRE AN ARROW!

231. >> ARROWS ARE NO GOOD AGAINST HIS LEATHERY HIDE!

232. >> NO! NO!

233. >> YEAH, BABY!

234. INTRODUCING KING KICKASS!

235. [ ZAP! ] >> GET OUT OF HERE, MUNSON!

236. >> YOUR ELF APPEARS TO HAVE POPPED A BONER WHEN HE WITNESSED

237. THE ABS OF KING KICKASS!

238. >> HE DID NOT!

239. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO PLAY!

240. >> ACTUALLY, HIS CHARACTER SHEET APPEARS TO BE IN ORDER.

241. >> UM, WELL, WE DO NEED ANOTHER PLAYER.

242. >> UGH!

243. FINE!

244. >> YOU NOW ENTER THE INNER SANCTUM!

245. YOUR GOAL IS FINALLY IN SIGHT — A TREASURE CHEST!

246. >> PBHT, PREDICTABLE.

247. >> HOWEVER, THE TREASURE CHEST IS GUARDED BY AN OWLBEAR!

248. IT COMMANDS AN ARMY OF MONKEYBEES!

249. HMM, SHAKING THE DUST OFF A FEW RELICS, I SEE.

250. SORRY, DUNGEON MASTER, BUT THOSE RIDICULOUS BEES CAN'T MATCH UP

251. TO A TEAM OF, UH...

252. UH —

253. WHERE DID STACEY AND MUNSON GO?

254. >> MUNSON SAID SOMETHING ABOUT BANGING FINGERS IN YOUR PARENTS'

255. BEDROOM.

256. SHALL WE WATCH "TILA TEQUILA"?

257. >> YES. WANT TO BORROW A SOCK?

258. >> YES.

259. BA-GAWK! BAWK.