Robot Chicken 4x14

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The Batmobile loses its wheel, spend a night with Jack Sparrow, the creators imagine what happens when Chris Hanson can't catch a predator, plus Gyro-Robo adds some depth to D & D.

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1. >> IT'S ALIVE!

2. >> IT'S ALIVE!

3. >> IT'S ALIVE!

4. >> UGH! OH!

5. I'M SUCH AN IDIOT!

6. I'M MELTING!

7. MELTING!

8. >> SORRY, GUYS. WE'RE FULL UP.

9. >> OH, COME ON!

10. >> UGH!

11. >> OH, GLASS.

12. DAMN IT!

13. UGH!

14. UGH!

15. >> YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS.

16. >> SCANDAL!

17. BEEN COMPLETELY EMPTIED.

18. WHERE DID THE MONEY?

19. SOLVE THE MYSTERY.

20. >> $45,000 GOING ONCE, $45,000 GOING TWICE, AND SOLD TO THE

21. BIDDER IN THE REAR!

22. >> OH, MY GOD!

23. >> THERE YOU GO, BILL GATES.

24. >> OKAY, BILL GATES, THE KIDS FROM NSYNC, RICHARD BRANSON, AND

25. ARE ALREADY ABOARD THE WORLD'S

26. FIRST SPACE BILLIONAIRES FLIGHT.

27. ANYONE MISSING?

28. >> UM... THE CHINESE GUY, LING-LING.

29. OH, THIS MUST BE HIM.

30. >> ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO THIS.

31. >> COME ON. TRY.

32. >> AHOY. THAR BE BOOBIES.

33. >> YOU'RE RUINING IT!

34. I WANT YOU TO TAKE ME, LIKE CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW.

35. >> I THOUGHT THAT CHARACTER WAS A CHICK.

36. >> THIS IS MY FANTASY.

37. TRY TO BE REALISTIC.

38. >> ARE YOU

39. READY TO BE RAVAGED, ME LADY?

40. >> IT IS QUITE HUMID SOUTH OF THE EQUATOR, MY CAPTAIN.

41. >> OH, OH, DON'T MIND THE LITTLE STOWAWAYS, MY DARLING.

42. >> EW. LICE?

43. >> NO PANTENE ON THE SEVEN SEAS!

44. >> OH, MY GOD!

45. >> I'VE BEEN BRUSHING MY TEETH

46. 20 YEARS, MY LITTLE SIREN.

47. PAY IT NO MIND.

48. >> I DON'T KNOW IF I'M READY FOR THIS.

49. >> THEN I SHOULD WARN YOU.

50. I HAVEN'T A MEMORY OF ME LAST WASH.

51. FETA CHEESE.

52. >> UGH! OH!

53. I C— I CAN'T. I CAN'T.

54. >> WAIT, MY DEAR.

55. IT'S HARD TO GIVE CHASE, WHAT

56. OF THAT TIME!

57. >> YOU KNOW WHAT?

58. IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA TAKE THIS SERIOUS, THEN WE'RE NOT GONNA DO

59. IT.

60. >> WHAT?

61. YOU SAID BE REALISTIC!

62. >> SIR, THE WHOLE BOAT IS RIGGED TO EXPLODE.

63. AND I FOUND THIS.

64. >> GREETINGS FROM THE JOKER!

65. WHY SO SERIOUS?

66. ANYWAY, WE HAVE A BOAT OF

67. INMATES.

68. MIDNIGHT!

69. >> OH, MY GOD!

70. >> HOWEVER, EACH BOAT HAS A

71. OPPOSITE BOAT.

72. MIDNIGHT, I WILL NOT BLOW UP THE

73. BOAT.

74. IT'S QUITE THE MORAL QUANDARY, IS IT NOT?

75. >> T-THEN LET'S VOTE ON NEITHER BOAT BLOWING UP.

76. >> NO, HE SAYS WE DECIDE!

77. >> THEN I DECIDE NEITHER BOAT BLOWS UP!

78. >> WAIT, WAIT. SO WE VOTE?

79. >> NO, WE — WE JUST PRESS THE BUTTON, I THINK.

80. >> I DON'T UNDERSTAND!

81. WHAT DOES THIS PROVE EXACTLY?

82. >> UH, MR. JOKER, SIR?

83. WE CAME TO A CONSENSUS.

84. BLOW UP.

85. >> YEAH!

86. >> VERY GOOD.

87. >> THAT'S MY VOTE.

88. >> THAT'S NOT A CHOICE!

89. >> UH, YOU BETTER EXPLAIN IT AGAIN, THEN, I GUESS.

90. >> I WILL BLOW UP BOTH THE BOATS.

91. >> MY GOD!

92. >> UNLESS — UNLESS ONE BOAT BLOWS UP THE OTHER BOAT FIRST.

93. >> UH, W-WHAT ARE THE OTHER OPTIONS?

94. >> THERE ARE NO OTHER OPTIONS.

95. >> ASK HIM WHEN BOTH BOATS BLOW UP.

96. >> MIDNIGHT! MIDNIGHT! MIDNIGHT!

97. >> ALL RIGHT, FOLKS, THAT GIVES US A GOOD 15 MINUTES.

98. EVERYONE INTO THE LIFEBOATS.

99. >> NO! NO LIFEBOATS!

100. I SAID THAT YOU COULDN'T USE THEM!

101. >> YOU NEVER SAID THAT!

102. >> I DID!

103. WAY BACK IN THE BEGINNING!

104. >> YOU'D BETTER GO OVER THE RULES AGAIN.

105. >> OH, FOR — IT'S A CATCH-22!

106. LOOK, THERE ARE TWO BOATS!

107. >> GOOD DAY, SIR.

108. >> AND GOOD DAY TO YOU.

109. >> YES. LET'S BEGIN.

110. >> Both: HA!

111. >> UH...

112. >> HMM...

113. >> OH.

114. >> OH.

115. >> Both: HA!

116. >> DAMN IT!

117. >> THE MECHANISM.

118. >> Both: HA!

119. >> >>

120. >>

121. WELL, UH...

122. GOOD EFFORT, SIR.

123. >> WELL DONE. WELL DONE.

124. >> NOBODY CAN STOP ME!

125. I'M GONNA KILL YOU ALL!

126. >> WON'T ANYONE SAVE US?

127. DR. MANHATTAN!

128. >> YOU ARE SAFE NOW.

129. >> MM! THANKS!

130. OOH. YEAH.

131. >> SAFE NOW.

132. >> >> HELLO?

133. TeenDream94?

134. YOU HERE?

135. >> WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A SEAT, MR. GOLDSCHMIDT?

136. >> WHAT — WHO ARE YOU?

137. >> CHRIS HANSEN, "DATELINE NBC."

138. >> OH.

139. WELL, GOOD FOR YOU.

140. WHERE'S TeenDream94?

141. >> THERE IS NO TeenDream94.

142. IT WAS A STING OPERATION.

143. >> WHAT THE HELL?

144. ARE YOU SERIOUS?

145. THIS!

146. AND I BLEW, LIKE, HALF A TANK OF GAS DRIVING OVER HERE!

147. YOU IDIOTS BETTER REIMBURSE ME!

148. >> WHAT?

149. Y-YOU MUST BE JOKING.

150. >> I'M A LAWYER, PAL!

151. I'M SUING YOU FOR FRAUD!

152. BY THE TIME I'M DONE, I'M GONNA OWN NBC UNIVERSAL!

153. >> IN THE CASE OF GOLDSCHMIDT vs. HANSEN, NBC NEWS, AND

154. NBC UNIVERSAL, JURY FINDS IN FAVOR OF THE PREDATOR.

155. >> WHAT?

156. >> HEY, HANSEN!

157. LIKE THE NEW RIDE?

158. >> THAT'S MY ESCALADE!

159. >> HI, DAD!

160. >> BOBBY?

161. WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE?

162. >> JUST GIVING YOUR TEENAGE SON A LIFT TO SOCCER PRACTICE.

163. WE'LL PROBABLY TAKE THE LONG WAY HOME.

164. DON'T WAIT UP!

165. >> AS YOU KNOW, I'M NOW MAJORITY SHAREHOLDER OF NBC UNIVERSAL.

166. PHILOSOPHY.

167. LET'S SEE SOME PREDATOR-FRIENDLY PROGRAMMING.

168. ON "FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS," WE'RE

169. TIME IN THE LOCKER ROOM.

170. A LOT MORE TIME!

171. >> I'VE GOT FOUR WORDS FOR YOU, MR. GOLDSCHMIDT — SWEATY...

172. TEEN...

173. BOY...

174. OLYMPICS.

175. >> "LAW & ORDER: SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT" WILL NOW

176. BE MORE OF A COMEDY.

177. >> SORRY, I'M NEEDED IN THE

178. INTERN HAREM.

179. LET'S RECONVENE IN 30.

180. >> I REALLY DON'T LIKE WORKING HERE ANYMORE.

181. >> I DO!

182. I'M THE EXECUTIVE WHO SECRETLY KNOCKED UP JAMIE LYNN.

183. BEST JOB EVER!

184. >> HEY. HERE WE GO.

185. >> BAD NEWS, FELLOW ADVENTURERS.

186. BARRY HAS BAILED.

187. >> BUT BARRY IS OUR DUNGEON MASTER!

188. WHAT COULD BE MORE IMPORTANT?

189. >> HE SAID HE HAS A DATE.

190. AS IF!

191. I MEAN, WHO WOULD DATE BARRY?

192. >> BACK TO "A SHOT AT LOVE WITH TILA TEQUILA."

193. >> CHOOSE ME, TILA.

194. CHOOSE ME! CHOOSE ME!

195. CHOOSE ME! CHOOSE ME!

196. CHOOSE ME!

197. >> THIS IS MY BIG CHANCE.

198. OCCASION!

199. >> AWESOME!

200. >> HERE GOES.

201. "YOU FIND YOURSELVES IN A DARK, MYSTERIOUS DUNGEON!"

202. >> OH, REAL ORIGINAL.

203. LET ME GUESS.

204. THERE'S ALSO A DRAGON IN THERE?

205. >> UH! UH, OF COURSE NOT!

206. NO, THAT'S RIDICULOUS!

207. A DRAGON?

208. YOURSELVES IN A DARK,

209. MYSTERIOUS, UH, MEGA DUNGEON!

210. >> WHAT?

211. >> NO WAY!

212. >> FOR THIS ADVENTURE, I SELECT MY ELVEN SPELLTHIEF.

213. WAIT!

214. MY ELVEN BODYBUILDER SPELLTHIEF!

215. >> I CHOOSE MY GOBLIN FASHION MODEL.

216. PRIME-TIME DRAMA.

217. >> ARE THOSE BOOBS REAL OR AN ELABORATE ILLUSION SPELL?

218. TO FIND OUT, I ROLL FOR "GROPE"!

219. OOH, 11, A VERY SEXY NUMBER.

220. >> I CAST "TESTICULAR RUPTURE!"

221. >> OHH! FIRE CROTCH!

222. >> YOU ARE ATTACKED BY A GRUE!

223. >> I FIRE AN ARROW!

224. >> ARROWS ARE NO GOOD AGAINST HIS LEATHERY HIDE!

225. >> NO! NO!

226. >> YEAH, BABY!

227. INTRODUCING KING KICKASS!

228. >> GET OUT OF HERE, MUNSON!

229. >> YOUR ELF APPEARS TO HAVE

230. THE ABS OF KING KICKASS!

231. >> HE DID NOT!

232. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO PLAY!

233. >> ACTUALLY, HIS CHARACTER SHEET APPEARS TO BE IN ORDER.

234. >> UM, WELL, WE DO NEED ANOTHER PLAYER.

235. >> UGH!

236. FINE!

237. >> YOU NOW ENTER THE INNER SANCTUM!

238. A TREASURE CHEST!

239. >> PBHT, PREDICTABLE.

240. >> HOWEVER, THE TREASURE CHEST IS GUARDED BY AN OWLBEAR!

241. MONKEYBEES!

242. HMM, SHAKING THE DUST OFF A FEW RELICS, I SEE.

243. SORRY, DUNGEON MASTER, BUT THOSE RIDICULOUS BEES CAN'T MATCH UP

244. TO A TEAM OF, UH...

245. UH —

246. WHERE DID STACEY AND MUNSON GO?

247. >> MUNSON SAID SOMETHING ABOUT BANGING FINGERS IN YOUR PARENTS'

248. BEDROOM.

249. SHALL WE WATCH "TILA TEQUILA"?

250. >> YES. WANT TO BORROW A SOCK?

251. >> YES.

252. BA-GAWK! BAWK.