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An alien invasion isn't quite what it seems. Haunted houses are common, but not one with THIS kind of ghost! Can Bob the Builder take on the union? Probably. "Inside the Battlefield" revisits G.I. Joe's and Cobra's battle of the Weather Dominator, twenty years later.

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1. >> IT'S ALIVE!

2. >> IT'S ALIVE!

3. >> THERE'S 401k's, IRAs, ROTH IRAs, RETIREMENT FUNDS.

4. UH, WHAT IS IT?

5. >> WE JUST FOOLING WITH YOU,

6. MAN.

7. >> MAN, WE POOR AS

8. RETIREMENT INVESTING.

9. OH, MAN.

10. THAT AIN'T HAPPENING.

11. >> AND HOW DID THAT JOKE MAKE YOU FEEL?

12. BEFORE YOU ANSWER, LOOK AT THIS JOKE.

13. >> THERE'S 401k's, IRAs, ROTH IRAs, RETIREMENT FUNDS.

14. UM, WHAT IS IT?

15. >> WE JUST FOOLING WITH YOU,

16. MAN.

17. >> MAN, WE POOR AS

18. RETIREMENT INVESTING.

19. OH, MAN.

20. THAT AIN'T HAPPENING.

21. >> AND HOW DID THAT JOKE MAKE YOU FEEL?

22. YOURSELF?

23. BEFORE YOU ANSWER THAT, LOOK AT THIS JOKE.

24. >> AHHH!

25. >> WELL, IF MY CALCULATIONS ARE CORRECT, YOU HAVE AN ERECTION

26. YOUR GREAT-GRANDPARENTS.

27. >> OH, MY GOD, SAVE US!

28. >> RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

29. >> NO!

30. AHHHH!

31. >> DAMN IT, NO! NOT THAT ONE.

32. THAT'S THE CLAW.

33. YOU DON'T NEED THE CLAW.

34. OKAY, EASE BACK ON — NO!

35. DON'T TOUCH — NO!

36. STOP!

37. OKAY, DON'T — HANG ON!

38. GO LEFT!

39. LEFT, LEFT, LEFT!

40. >> I CAN'T BELIEVE WE LOST THE

41. IN THIS OLD HAUNTED HOUSE.

42. >> THAT'S AN ODDLY COMPLETE SUMMARY OF OUR PREDICAMENT.

43. >> UM, WE'RE GOING THIS WAY.

44. >> YEAH, TO HIDE THE PICKLE IN THE HAIR SANDWICH.

45. >> THAT JUST MEANS THEY WON'T GET INTO HEAVEN.

46. >> WELL, I GUESS I'LL GO FIND AN EMPTY ROOM TO MASTURBATE IN.

47. >> SWEET.

48. >> LOOK AT ME.

49. I'M FALL OUT BOY.

50. OH, DEAN, YOU'RE THE COOLEST.

51. >> WHOA!

52. >> DEAN?

53. DEAN?

54. I'VE GOT TO GET HELP.

55. >> RAPE GHOST.

56. >> WHAT?

57. >> RAPE GHOST!

58. >> MAYBE THERE'S AN OLD MEDICAL

59. BOOBS IN IT.

60. AH!

61. WHAT?

62. HEY!

63. OH, OH, OH!

64. R-R-R-R-RAPE GHOST!

65. IT STOLE MY BLACK CHERRY.

66. >> OH, MY GOD.

67. WHERE'S TINA?

68. >> GEE, I HOPE THE RAPE GHOST DOESN'T GET ME.

69. OH.

70. WHAT'S BETTER THAN ROSES ON YOUR PIANO?

71. TULIPS ON YOUR ORGAN.

72. TOODLES.

73. COME BACK ANYTIME.

74. >> EVEN ME?

75. >> EW, NO!

76. >>

77. >> TIMBER!

78. >> WHY, SOMEONE LEFT THIS JOB HALF DONE.

79. CAN WE FIX IT?

80. >> YES, WE CAN!

81. >> AIN'T NOBODY FINISHING NOTHING.

82. >> I'M SORRY, WHO ARE YOU?

83. >> WE'RE FROM THE UNION, AND WE SAY YOU DON'T HAVE THE RIGHT

84. EQUIPMENT FOR THIS JOB.

85. >> WE HAVE ALL THE EQUIPMENT WE NEED.

86. >> REALLY?

87. THERE?

88. >> NO, BUT — OH, OKAY.

89. THAT'S, YOU KNOW — OH, WHOA!

90. HEY!

91. >> HA HA HA!

92. CAN I PLAY, TOO?

93. >> SURE, ASSHOLE.

94. ATE.

95. >> SPUD!

96. DON'T FORGET TO WEAR YOUR SAFETY GOGGLES.

97. >> OH, THANKS, BOB.

98. >> WHEW! ROCK AND ROLL!

99. >> OH! OH! OH!

100. AHH!

101. >> NOW DIG THESE MOTHER A GRAVE, SCOOP.

102. >> NO PROB, BOB.

103. EW, NEW JERSEY SMELLS LIKE BAD TUNA.

104. CAN WE GO HOME?

105. >> All: YES, WE CAN!

106. YAY!

107. >> SO, AS YOU CAN SEE, IT'S 200

108. SQUARE FEET, NEW CARPETING, TONS OF SPACE UNDER THE BED, AND THE

109. BOY SCARES EASY.

110. >> DOES HE — DOES HE WET THE BED?

111. >> LIKE A FAUCET.

112. >> I LOVE IT.

113. >> WE LOVE IT.

114. >> MY NAME IS SONNY, AND I'M CUCKOO FOR COCOA PUFFS.

115. >> All: HI, SONNY.

116. >> YEP, NEVER MARRIED, NEVER HAD KIDS, BUT I'VE GOT MY TRAIN SET.

117. ALL ABOARD.

118. WHOO-WHOO!

119. NEXT STOP, LONELYVILLE.

120. WHOO-WHOO!

121. HA HA. LUCKY? YOU BET.

122. WHOO-WHOO!

123. WHAT'S WRONG, COWBOY CURTIS?

124. >> I JUST FOUND OUT I HAVE CANCER.

125. >> THAT'S OUR SECRET WORD OF THE

126. DAY.

127. >> PEE-WEE, PEE-WEE, SERIOUSLY.

128. HE SAID IT'S MALIGNANT.

129. >> WHAT'S MALIGNANT?

130. >> THE CANCER.

131. >> EXPERIENCE MILITARY COMBAT

132. LIKE NEVER BEFORE.

133. THIS IS "INSIDE THE

134. DOMINATOR."

135. SEPTEMBER 10, 1984 — MOTHER NATURE WAS ON THE RAG.

136. MONTH?

137. >> BOW BEFORE COBRA AND MY WEATHER DOMINATOR, OR I'LL CRANK

138. CRACK WILL EVER BE DRY AGAIN.

139. AN ETERNITY OF SWAMP ASS.

140. >> MY GOSH, THAT COULD SEND OIL

141. PRICES SKYROCKETING.

142. >> CAN YOU IMAGINE GASOLINE FOR OVER $1 A GALLON?

143. >> G.I. JOE, THE NATION'S ELITE

144. THE NATION'S LEAST OPPRESSIVE DRESS CODE, LEAPT INTO ACTION.

145. ALMOST IMMEDIATELY, TWO TOP JOES

146. CONCESSION SALES.

147. >> THAT WAS CRAZY.

148. OUTFIT.

149. NO OFFENSE, SNAKE EYES.

150. OH, GREAT, THE ETCH A SKETCH.

151. I CAN'T EVEN READ THAT.

152. >> MUCH LIKE BRITNEY SPEARS' FRAGILE PSYCHE, THE WEATHER

153. THE EARTH.

154. >> WHICH WAS KIND OF A SHOCKER.

155. DOMINATOR — YOU'D THINK MORE

156. THAN THREE PIECES, BUT NO.

157. >> DESTRO, HOW DID THAT MAKE YOU FEEL?

158. >> LIKE THIS.

159. >> THUS WAS LAUNCHED A THREE-FRONTED BATTLE, ENGAGED

160. RESORT.

161. >> I SIGNED UP TO TRAVEL THE WORLD, PAY FOR COLLEGE, AND

162. SHOOT LASERS AT GUYS IN MASKS,

163. MINE.

164. THE ISLAND OF NO RETURN.

165. I MEAN, WHO THE SENDS A 19-YEAR-OLD KID TO...

166. I MEAN MAN.

167. >> SOME ATTEMPTING TO RETURN

168. WOULD FIND RETURNING DIFFICULT.

169. >> MY DEAREST CLARA, THIS IS OUR

170. RETURN.

171. WE'VE BEEN CIRCLING AROUND, LOOKING FOR AN ION CORRELATER.

172. >> ... TO STOP COBRA FROM

173. DOMINATOR.

174. FOOD IS SCARCE, AND MORALE IS LOW.

175. BLAM.

176. PART.

177. >> THAT LAST PART WAS MORRIE GETTING SHOT.

178. >> OH, THAT MAKES SENSE NOW.

179. OH!

180. OH, MORRIE!

181. NEXT, THE FIGHT FOR THE

182. PALACE OF DOOM.

183. >> OTHERWISE KNOWN AS MY MOTHER-IN-LAW'S HOUSE.

184. I KID, BUT SERIOUSLY, DON'T

185. MARRY JEWISH.

186. >> ZARTAN, WE'RE LATE FOR SEDER.

187. >> KILL ME.

188. >> MEANWHILE, THE BATTLE FOR THE

189. IMPROMPTU HOCKEY GAME.

190. >> THAT WAS THE MOST FUN I EVER HAD AS A JOE.

191. >> IT WAS PRETTY HILARIOUS.

192. COURT-MARTIALED.

193. >> FIRING LASERS AT THE LAST

194. WHOA, COBRA COMMANDER WOULD HAVE

195. HAD OUR NUTS FOR THAT.

196. >> SO COLD, SHRINKAGE ON AN EPIC

197. SCALE.

198. >> OH-HO, MY SCROTUM WAS LIKE THE SIZE OF A WALNUT.

199. >> I THINK MY TESTICLES MIGHT

200. BODY.

201. IT WAS LIKE REVERSE PUBERTY.

202. >> I WAS QUITE COMFORTABLE.

203. >> A LAST-DITCH ASSAULT ON THE

204. FINAL OUTCOME.

205. G.I. JOE HAD EMPHATICALLY

206. COBRA'S ASS — BOTH METAPHORICALLY AND, IN ONE

207. UNFORTUNATE CASE, QUITE LITERALLY.

208. >> WE FLEW IN, BEAT THEM LIKE MIXED-RACE STEPCHILDREN, AND

209. COBRA COMMANDER WENT TO PRISON.

210. AND HE PROMPTLY ESCAPED.

211. WHEW, BOY, THE OTHER COUNTRIES OF THE WORLD WERE PISSED.

212. IMMEDIATELY, BUT WE KIND OF

213. DRAGGED OUR HEELS, AND BY THAT TIME, ZARTAN HAD BUSTED HIM OUT

214. SOMETHING.

215. OH, GOOD TIMES.

216. GOOD TIMES.

217. OH, FOR GOD SAKES, JUST STOP IT.

218. BA-GAWK! BAWK.