Robot Chicken 3x19

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Diggers have Dug their own grave, Dig Dug-style, ya dig? You’ve never seen a Vegas crime caper like Ocean’s Thirty-Eight. The government tries to contain an outbreak of cooties. Teenagers are exposed to movie trailers, but they’re not exactly watching the screen. Rated TV-MA.

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1. >> IT'S ALIVE!

2. >> IT'S ALIVE!

3. >> HE WO HITTE, SHIRI TSUBOME?

4. >> SARU MO KI KARA OCHIRU.

5. >> GADEN INSUI?

6. >> Both: "REAST" INFECTO!

7. SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR!

8. OOH!

9. >> YEAST-B-GONE!

10. AKUSAI WA HYAKU-NEN NO FUSAKU!

11. SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR!

12. >>

13. >> Both: SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR!

14. >> AKINASU WA YOME NI KUWASUNA!

15. >> SEIKO UDOKU!

16. >> UH-OH!

17. >> All: ICE-CREAM MAN!

18. ICE-CREAM MAN!

19. ICE-CREAM MAN!

20. >> TASTE POKé-FLAME, CHIRLAXX!

21. PCHEW! PCHEW! PCHEW!

22. >> THE CIA's DAILY

23. THREAT-ASSESSMENT REPORT, SIR.

24. >> OH, BORING!

25. >> YOUR PERSONALIZED DAILY COMIC BOOK, SIR.

26. >> HEY, YOU GOT MY ATTENTION NOW!

27. HEE HEE HEE.

28. DANG IT, NO TIME TO ACTUALLY READ THIS THING.

29. GOT TO MAKE A SNAP DECISION.

30. WATCH YOUR ASS, MIDDLE EAST!

31. CAPTAIN TEXAS IS COMING!

32. FOR YOUR ASS!

33. YIPPIE KI-YAY!

34. >> WHAT THE — >> SORRY, THAT INFORMATION IS ON

35. A NEED-TO-KNOW BASIS!

36. >> NO!

37. I'M BURNING ALIVE!

38. >> >> YOU SAID YOU WERE USING

39. CHILDREN!

40. >> YES, TO HELP CHILDREN DIE!

41. ALL THE CHILDREN IN THE WORLD!

42. >> NO WAY, JOSé!

43. >> YOU CAN'T STOP ME!

44. >> THOSE GUYS.

45. THE U.N. WAS WRONG IN IRAQ, AND THEY'RE WRONG FOR OUR CHILDREN'S

46. FUTURE!

47. NOW COME GET YOUR WHIPPIN'!

48. >> YOU CANNOT STOP THE MISSILES!

49. ONLY I HAVE THE CODES, SO YOU

50. >> NEGOTIATING WITH TERRORISTS IS FOR DEMOCRATS!

51. I'M GEORGE W. BUSH, AND THE "W" STANDS FOR...

52. WELL, HERE COMES YOUR ASS-KICKING!

53. YAHOO!

54. >> >> OH, MAN, I SHOULDN'T HAVE

55. FIRE SO QUICK!

56. I NEED THAT CODE!

57. OH, THERE'S A SAYIN' IN TEXAS —

58. UH, A BUSH IN THE BUSH IS WORTH ONE IN THE — OH IT!

59. ONE MIDDLE EAST PARKING LOT, COMIN' UP!

60. SO LONG, THREAT TO AMERICA'S

61. ECONOMY — OR AS YOU SAY, "ADIOS"!

62. YEAH YOU, SUN!

63. HA HA HA!

64. YEAH, I'M THE PRESIDENT!

65. HA HA, YEAH!

66. THAT'S HOW I'M GONNA FIX GLOBAL WARMING, TOO —

67. CAPTAIN TEXAS-STYLE!

68. >> WHOA!

69. NO!

70. I'M BURNING ALIVE!

71. >> HERE I GO!

72. HYAH!

73. UH-OH.

74. >> THANKS FOR TUNING IN, AND

75. EDITION OF "DOUBLE DARE"!

76. LET'S SAY HELLO TO THE RED TEAM — DAREDEVIL...

77. >> I JUST HEARD SOMEONE FART IN THE AUDIENCE.

78. >> ... AND STEVIE WONDER!

79. >> I'M FEELING VERY SUPERSTITIOUS, BABY.

80. >> AND NOW I SMELL IT.

81. >> AND LET'S WELCOME THE BLUE

82. HELEN KELLER!

83. ARE YOU LADIES EXCITED TO PLAY?

84. >> WHEN ARE WE STARTING?

85. >> GREAT!

86. MAKES THIS NOISE?

87. >> A COW!

88. >> CORRECT!

89. 500 POINTS!

90. >> IS SOMEONE GOING TO SIGNAL ME WHEN WE ARE STARTING?

91. >> NEXT QUESTION — IDENTIFY THIS OBJECT.

92. >> THE OBJECT IS A TV MONITOR!

93. >> HEY, LOOK! A BASKETBALL!

94. >> CORRECT!

95. NEXT QUESTION!

96. ANIMAL MAKES?

97. >> I'LL TAKE GEOGRAPHY FOR $400, PLEASE, ALEX.

98. >> HELEN WANTS TO SAY THAT SHE

99. IS, AND, SERIOUSLY, IF ANYONE

100. CAN LET ME KNOW WHEN WE'RE STARTING, THAT WOULD BE GREAT.

101. >> AS NEITHER TEAM COULD ANSWER,

102. THE PHYSICAL CHALLENGE!

103. THIS TRICYCLE.

104. AND GO!

105. OH, AND STRAIGHT INTO THE PILE

106. OF SLIME.

107. THAT'S UNFORTUNATE.

108. >> WATER!

109. >> RED TEAM WINS!

110. CONGRATULATIONS!

111. >> OH, HEY!

112. WHO WAS THAT? WHO WAS THAT?

113. >> REALLY?

114. >> "I REGRET" IS THE NEW GAME YOU'LL REGRET IF YOU DON'T PLAY!

115. >> OKAY, OKAY, I'M UP, I'M UP.

116. I REGRET... LAST NIGHT, JULIE.

117. >> WHAT?

118. >> I WANTED TO SEE YOU NAKED, AND I DID, AND NOW I JUST DON'T

119. WANT TO BE WITH YOU.

120. >> >> UH-OH!

121. "I REGRET" FROM GABLOO!

122. >> SPACE PIRATE MONKEY FROM PLUTO!

123. >> TO KING ARTHUR AND CAMELOT!

124. >> SIR BEDIVERE, HOW GOES THE QUEST?

125. >> >> WHAT?

126. >> UH, WELL, THEN, SIR LANCELOT?

127. >> >> OH, THIS IS A DISASTER.

128. CAN'T ANYONE HELP?

129. >> YO, WHAT'S UP, KING ARTHUR?

130. >> SIR MIX-A-LOT!

131. >> ♪ THIS TABLE'S LONG, BUT IT

132. SHOULD BE ROUND ♪ ♪ KING ARTHUR CAN'T HEAR A

133. SOUND ♪ ♪ WHEN A KNIGHT TRIES TO TALK,

134. THAT BROTHER'S GOTTA WALK ♪ ♪ 'BOUT HALF A FREAKIN' BLOCK TO

135. >> ♪ BEDIVERE CAN'T HEAR ♪ YO, CAN YOU PASS ME SOME BEER?

136. >> SAY WHAT?

137. FOR YA ♪ ♪ I'M-A MAKE THIS MOTHER

138. CIRCULAR ♪ SIR GALAHAD!

139. >> YEAH?

140. >> PERCIVAL!

141. >> YEAH?

142. >> DO YOU WANT TO HEAR THE OTHERS TALK?

143. >> HELL, YEAH!

144. >> CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?

145. >> I CAN HEAR!

146. >> HOLY COW!

147. >> ♪ MAKE EVERY NIGHT SAY ♪ >> All: WOW!

148. >> ♪ 360 ON THE PARAMETER ♪ ♪ AND YOU KNOW HOES LIKE

149. >> All: ♪ TABLE BE ROUND ♪ >>

150. I'M NEVER GONNA NEED MONEY, ANYWAY.

151. COME ON, MAN.

152. COME ON, MAN, WHERE YOU WIN THIS AT, SHOOTING DICE?

153. THE HELL WRONG WITH YOU?

154. >> UH, THIS IS A PICKLE.

155. >> UH... HUH.

156. >> DADDY, DADDY, LOOK!

157. GLOWORM IS GLOWING!

158. >> HEY, THANKS.

159. YOU SHOW ME THAT THING, LIKE, ONCE A DAY.

160. >> OH, THE FUSE MUST'VE BLOWN.

161. >> OH, DAMN IT!

162. OH, HELL, I NEVER GOT BATTERIES FOR THE FLASHLIGHT.

163. >> DADDY, WHAT ABOUT GLOWORM?

164. >> FINE, JUST GIVE IT TO ME.

165. OW! OH, ASS-PACKING END

166. TABLE!

167. >> DADDY, IS GLOWORM HURT?

168. >> NO, DADDY'S KNEECAP WAS SHATTERED LIKE A DINNER PLATE,

169. BUT GLOWORM'S A-OKAY.

170. DON'T WORRY, HONEY.

171. >> HONEY, BE CAREFUL ON THE BASEMENT STAIRS!

172. >> OH, REALLY?

173. 'CAUSE I THOUGHT I'D GO DOWN BACKWARDS, HOPPING ON ONE FOOT,

174. BUT — OH

175. UGH.

176. STAIRS.

177. WHERE'S THAT THING?

178. STUPID FUSE BOX.

179. OH, COME ON!

180. WORK, DAMN IT!

181. WORK!

182. >> HONEY, I THINK THE POWER'S OUT FOR THE WHOLE BLOCK!

183. IT'S A BLACKOUT!

184. >> OH DAMN IT! DAMN IT! DAMN IT!

185. DAMN IT! DAMN IT!

186. STUPID BLACKOUT!

187. I'M BACK!

188. THANKS FOR ALL YOUR HELP!

189. >> DADDY, WHERE'S GLOWORM?

190. >> HERE'S GLOWORM.

191. >> HE'S NOT LIGHTING UP WHEN I HUG HIM.

192. >> HI, I'M "ROBOT CHICKEN" EXECUTIVE PRODUCER SETH GREEN.

193. >> AND I'M EXECUTIVE PRODUCER MATTHEW SENREICH.

194. >> AS OUR THIRD SEASON DRAWS TO A CLOSE, WE'D LIKE TO TAKE A

195. ALONG THE WAY.

196. >> OH, GOD!

197. >> WHOA!

198. >> THAT'S IT? ONLY TWO?

199. >> GEEZ, THE OSCARS ALWAYS HAVE A BILLION OF THOSE THINGS.

200. >> HEY, GUYS, SORRY TO

201. INTERRUPT.

202. I'VE GOT YOUR JAMBA JUICE.

203. AAH!

204. UGH!

205. MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!

206. AAH!

207. AAAAH!

208. AAH! UGH!

209. >> PHEW.

210. THREE'S PRETTY GOOD, RIGHT?

211. >> YEAH, PRETTY GOOD, BUT I THINK WE CAN DO BETTER.

212. >> WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?

213. >> YOU BROUGHT THE CARD UP TOO EARLY!

214. >> WHAT, YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA KILL ME?

215. NOT IF I KILL YOU!

216. HA HA!

217. I AM "ROBOT CHICKEN"!

218. >> I AM "ROBOT CHICKEN"!

219. >> STUPID PARTNER!

220. >> OH

221. UGH!

222. >> UGH!

223. >>

224. >>

225. >> WHAT IN TARNATION IS ALL THIS COMMOTION IN THE HEN HOUSE?

226. >> HEY, EVERYBODY, IT'S "ADULT SWIM" PRESIDENT

227. MIKE LAZZO.

228. >> LOOK AT ALL THE DEAD FOLK

229. ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!

230. SKYROCKET, Y'ALL!

231. >> WAIT, DO YOU MEAN WE'RE — >> HELL, YEAH, FELLAS —

232. "ROBOT CHICKEN" IS CANCELED!