Robot Chicken 3x17

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Sylar gets a new power in a Heroes parody. Behind the scenes of Excitebike. Mr. Magoo gets Laser Eye Surgery. Tarzan learns that not everything humans can teach him are as good as Jane’s boobs. When Paris Hilton was stuck in prison, it was up to Nicole Richie to stage a Prison Break.

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1. >> IT'S ALIVE!

2. >> IT'S ALIVE!

3. >> NOW, THIS WILL ONLY HURT FOR A SECOND.

4. >> AAH!

5. >> MY EYE! MY EYE!

6. AAH! AAH!

7. OW, OW!

8. AAH, OW!

9. OW, OW!

10. >> AAH!

11. >> OH, OH, AAH, AAH, AAH!

12. AND THAT'S WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF YOU FLINCH.

13. OH, NO, ARTHUR.

14. THIS SHOT DOESN'T GO IN YOUR ARM.

15. PENIS.

16. >> GO!

17. >> I AM NOT A CRIMINAL.

18. >> NICE TRY, MARY JANE.

19. NOW, WHERE'S THE COKE?

20. >> NO COKE.

21. I AM A WITCH DOCTOR.

22. STOP IT!

23. THOSE ARE MYSTICAL ITEMS.

24. >> MORE LIKE A MYSTICAL ASS SCRATCHER.

25. >> NO, NO, DO NOT DO THAT!

26. YOU'RE GOING TO OPEN UP A DIMENSIONAL RIFT.

27. >> BEN, YOU'RE — YOU'RE HUMAN AGAIN.

28. >> BEN? HOLY CRAP.

29. THE HAITIAN WAS RIGHT.

30. >> OH, BEN, I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU.

31. >> HUH?

32. OH, AND I'M HAPPY, TOO, SWEET CHEEKS.

33. >> DR. DOOM MUST BE ATTACKING.

34. QUICKLY TO THE FANTASTICAR.

35. >> WOW, THE FANTASTIC FOUR!

36. >> ALL SHALL KNEEL BEFORE DR. DOOM.

37. >> AAH!

38. >> CURSES. THE FANTASTIC FLAMER.

39. >> I'M THE HUMAN TORCH, YOU ASS.

40. MY ONE WEAKNESS.

41. >> AAH!

42. >> OH, DID I JUST HIT SOMETHING?

43. HUH, GUESS NOT.

44. IT SURE SOUNDS LIKE I'M DRAGGING

45. SOMETHING, BUT I DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING.

46. HEY, DR. DOOM, COOL.

47. >> GIVE IT UP, DOOM.

48. YOU'RE FINISHED.

49. >> DOOM SHALL NEVER CEASE HIS

50. NEVER!

51. DOOM IS INVINCIBLE.

52. UH, WAIT.

53. >> GREAT SCOTT!

54. BEN, WHAT DID YOU DO?

55. >> HE WAS RESISTING ARREST.

56. LOOKS LIKE A CLEAN KILL TO ME.

57. >> >> YOU'RE BEING AWFULLY QUIET,

58. SUE.

59. BITCH.

60. >> IF I'M HERE, I WONDER WHERE THAT BEN GUY IS.

61. >> WHO IS IT?

62. >> IT'S CLOBBERING TIME!

63. >> HOLY >> YEAH!

64. YEAH!

65. YEAH!

66. YEAH!

67. >> DOES, UH, DOES VIC LOOK

68. DIFFERENT TO YOU?

69. >> NOW, WHO CAN TELL ME A LITTLE

70. HASTINGS?

71. NO! YOU PUT YOUR HAND DOWN!

72. I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR DOWN!

73. DOWN! DOWN!

74. I WILL KILL YOU!

75. DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?

76. ANYONE ELSE?

77. >> OH, YEAH.

78. >> WHERE THE HELL AM I?

79. VIBRATRON TO PRIME.

80. CAPTURED ME.

81. I DON'T KNOW WHERE I AM, BUT I'LL INCREASE VIBRATION.

82. >> >> IN OTHER FOREST NEWS, A LOCAL

83. BEAR TODAY.

84. >> WELL, SHE ATE THEM BEARS' PORRIDGE.

85. NEVER EAT NO BEAR'S PORRIDGE.

86. >> THE VICTIM, 18-YEAR-OLD GOLDILOCKS SANCHEZ, IS CURRENTLY

87. WESTBROOK MEDICAL CENTER.

88. THE ACCUSED BEAR, 34-YEAR-OLD PAPA BEAR, FACES SERIOUS CHARGES

89. VIVID VIDEO.

90. >> WHAT, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

91. I'VE GOT A BEAR ANALLY PORKING CHICKS.

92. I'LL SELL A BILLION COPIES OF "PAPA BEAR POOPER PARTY."

93. I MEAN, UH, THANK GOD WE LIVE IN

94. BEARS HAVING SEX WITH HUMANS, HUH?

95. OH, WAIT, WE DON'T?

96. SO LONG, ASSHOLES.

97. >> I MADE THIS SNOW ANGEL FOR GRANDMA, BECAUSE SHE IS AN ANGEL

98. NOW.

99. I HATE YOU, GRANDMA.

100. >> THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SPEAKING.

101. WELL, IT WAS A LONG FLIGHT, BUT WE'RE ON OUR FINAL APPROACH TO

102. LONDON.

103. NOW'S THE LAST CHANCE TO USE THOSE LAVATORIES.

104. >> WHOO!

105. STORM.

106. CAN OUR SYSTEM HANDLE THAT?

107. >> OH, I'M SURE IT'S FINE.

108. >> MAYDAY.

109. EMERGENCY.

110. >> OOH, YES, PROPER TEA AND SHEPHERD'S PIE, AND MEAT...

111. >> OH, YES, YES, QUITE...

112. SO, HERE WE ARE IN THE HOT SUN.

113. THE QUEEN IS DEAD IN A CRATER, AND ALL AROUND, THE GROUND IS

114. SOAKED WITH PISS.

115. IT'S A MYSTERY.

116. >> YES, YES.

117. >> IT'S QUITE A MYSTERY.

118. >> I'M CONFOUNDED BY THIS.

119. >> PLEASE ENJOY TONIGHT'S

120. "DON'T BE RIDICULOUS," STARRING "PERFECT STRANGERS'"

121. CHRIS "LUDACRIS" BRIDGES.

122. >> WHAT'S GOING ON, MAN?

123. YOU MIND IF I SIT RIGHT HERE?

124. >> WELL, DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.

125. >> THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

126. MAN, THERE'S A LOT OF

127. TODAY.

128. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

129. YEAH.

130. >> DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.

131. >> I'M LUDACRIS.

132. >> DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.

133. >> HA.

134. NO, MAN, I-I'M SERIOUS.

135. THAT — THAT'S MY NAME, MAN.

136. I-IT'S LUDACRIS.

137. >> DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.

138. >> IT'S LUDACRIS.

139. >> DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.

140. >> MOTHER I AM NOT TO BE PLAYED WITH.

141. ARE YOU HEARING ME?

142. I WILL KILL YOUR FAMILY.

143. >> COUSIN LARRY?

144. >> YOU WANT TO DIE,

145. >> DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.

146. >> AND I'M NOT BEING RIDICULOUS, BITCH!

147. YOU WANT TO SEE RIDICULOUS?

148. THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

149. THAT WAS RIDICULOUS.

150. >> YES! YES!

151. AND DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.

152. >> WELL, MY DOG IS ALWAYS

153. BARKING DOWN THAT HOLE, SO I FIGURED THERE'S GOT TO BE

154. SOMETHING IN THERE.

155. >> RATS, SNAKES.

156. TO OVERBILL YOU.

157. BUT NOT TO WORRY.

158. I GOT SOMETHING THAT'LL TAKE CARE OF THE PROBLEM.

159. >> UH, WILL THAT KILL THEM ALL?

160. >> NO.

161. IT'S SO I KNOW WHERE TO THROW THIS.

162. >> ♪ HAPPY, HAPPY DAY ♪ ♪ FRAGGLES SAY IT'S A HAPPY

163. >> HOLY CRAP!

164. WE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE!

165. RUN!

166. >> HURRY, HURRY!

167. >> OH, STOP!

168. OH, THAT'S BAD.

169. >> WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

170. WE HAVE NO HOME.

171. >> HEY, HEY!

172. UNCLE TRAVELING MATT'S BEEN

173. OUTER WORLD FOR YEARS.

174. WITH THEIR GUIDANCE, I'LL FIND US A NEW FRAGGLE ROCK.

175. >> WAIT!

176. STOP!

177. >> WHAT'S WRONG, WEMBLEY?

178. >> I SEE A TERRIBLE THING COMING.

179. FIRE AND DEATH.

180. THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE.

181. SOMETHING VERY BAD IS COMING.

182. >> YOU KNOW, YOU GOT TO WORK ON THE "PRE" PART OF PREMONITION,

183. DOUCHE BAG.

184. IN YOUR BALLS.

185. >> TAKE THAT!

186. >> YEAH, KICK THE BALLS!

187. >> THERE YOU GO.

188. >> I NOW HAVE A VAGINA.

189. >> WHAT WAS THAT?

190. >> UNCLE MATT SAYS THEY'RE CALLED "BEEP, BEEP.

191. "OUT OF THE WAY, ASSHOLE," BUT THEY'RE HARMLESS.

192. >> OUT OF THE WAY, ASSHOLE!

193. >> OUT OF THE WAY, ASSHOLE!

194. >> AAAAAHH!

195. >> D-D...

196. DEATH.

197. >> YOU SHOULD HAVE WARNED US.

198. I'M SURE OUR TROUBLES ARE ALL IN THE PAST.

199. HURRY. IT'S RIGHT BEHIND US!

200. >> GO, GO, GO, GO!

201. >> >>

202. >> HEY, GUYS, HELP — UH, PLEASE KILL ME.

203. KILL ME, PLEASE.

204. WAIT, WAIT... STOP.

205. I CHANGED MY MIND.

206. >> HANG IN THERE.

207. WE'RE ALMOST DONE.

208. >> I CAN'T GO ON.

209. JUST LEAVE ME.

210. >> WE NEED FOOD, GOBO.

211. WE'RE STARVING.

212. >> I SMELL RADISHES.

213. >> HE WAS RIGHT.

214. LOOK AT ALL THE RADISHES.

215. >> All: HOORAY!

216. >> EAT UP.

217. THERE'S PLENTY.

218. >> HOORAY!

219. >> WE MADE IT.

220. >> THIS IS IT, GANG.

221. THIS IS OUR NEW HOME.

222. AND NOW TO START REPOPULATING.

223. >> WAIT.

224. I'M GETTING ANOTHER VISION.

225. I SEE...

226. I SEE...

227. THAT I'M GONNA GET MY FREAK ON!

228. >> W-WHAT IS THAT?

229. BAWK BAWK ♪ BA-GAWK! BAWK.

230. BAWK BAWK ♪ BA-GAWK! BAWK.