Robot Chicken 3x14

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...Christmas Special: Hermey the Elf sucks at being a dentist. All Sally wants is a love note, but for Linus it's Misery. A nerd is stuffed into a locker and into the magical and confusing land of Narnia.

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1. >> IT'S ALIVE!

2. >> IT'S ALIVE!

3. >> IT'S ALIVE!

4. >>

5. >> SENT FROM PLANET KRYPTON TO

6. JUSTICE, THESE ARE THE

7. KRYPTO THE SUPERDOG...

8. STREAKY THE SUPERCAT...

9. >> >>

10. >> ... BEPPO THE SUPERMONKEY...

11. >> >> ... COMET THE SUPERHORSE...

12. >> AAH!

13. >> ... HISSY THE SUPERSNAKE.

14. THEY ARE THE...

15. >> AFTER A WHOLE MONTH IN SPACE, I CAN'T WAIT TO HUG THOSE

16. LOVEABLE SUPERPETS.

17. THE SUPERPETS!

18. NO!

19. OHH!

20. >> HELLO?

21. >> BECKY, THIS IS S— WE— WELL, IS SHE THERE?

22. >> ONE SECOND.

23. >> HELLO, BECKY?

24. SUPERMAN HERE.

25. DID YOU, UH — >>

26. >> NO! NO, BECKY!

27. NOT NEXT MONTH!

28. THIS MONTH!

29. THIS MONTH, BECKY!

30. >> I'M SO SORRY.

31. WE JUST COULDN'T REDUCE HIS

32. PRINGLES.

33. >> WE CAN'T TAKE MUCH MORE OF

34. THIS!

35. SEND OUT THE CALL, ENSIGN.

36. WE NEED VOLTRON!

37. >> RIGHT AWAY, COMMANDER.

38. >> Together: VOLTRON FORCE, GO!

39. >> WE'RE BEING RIPPED APART!

40. >> DON'T YOU WORRY, COMMANDER.

41. HERE.

42. >> WHERE THE HELL IS VOLTRON?

43. >> DON'T YOU WORRY, SIR.

44. VOLTRON WON'T LET US DOWN.

45. >> WAIT A MINUTE, GUYS.

46. SOMETHING'S NOT RIGHT.

47. LET'S TAKE IT BACK TO STEP SIX.

48. >> IS THAT VOLTRON?

49. >> YES, SON. HE'S RIGHT HERE.

50. IT'S ALL GONNA BE OKAY.

51. >> VOLTRON'S ON THE SCENE!

52. >> VOLTRON?

53. WHERE — WHERE WERE YOU?

54. >> WE GOT HERE AT THE SPEED OF JUSTICE!

55. >> NOT EVEN THE REAL VOLTRON.

56. IT'S JUST THAT STUPID VEHICLE ONE.

57. >> VOLTRON!

58. >> CONGRATULATIONS, DR. PEPPER.

59. >> MY GOD — A PLANET WHERE APES EVOLVED FROM MEN?

60. >> APE.

61. >> WHAT THE DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?

62. >> YOU SAID "APES," PLURAL.

63. THERE'S ONLY ONE APE — ME.

64. IT KIND OF SUCKS, BUT, HEY, I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE, MAN.

65. WE CAN PLAY PARCHEESI.

66. >> OHH!

67. YOU MANIACS!

68. YOU BLEW IT UP!

69. >> ME PERSONALLY?

70. NO. NO, NO, NO.

71. APES, BUT THEY LEFT ON A SPACESHIP LIKE FOREVER AGO.

72. I'M A LITTLE FUZZY ON THE

73. HISTORY.

74. >> OHH, DAMN YOU!

75. DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!

76. >> HEY!

77. YEAH! THERE YOU GO!

78. THAT'S THE SPIRIT!

79. ANYWAY, I'M GONNA GO GET A SMOOTHIE.

80. YOU WANT ONE?

81. >> YES, I'D LIKE THAT VERY MUCH,

82. NEW FRIEND.

83. >> HMM?

84. >> >> OH, I FOUND IT.

85. THIS IS THE PROBLEM RIGHT HERE.

86. >>

87. >> WAIT, WAIT, STOP THE

88. EXECUTION!

89. THE GOVERNOR CALLED!

90. OH, THAT'S ME — ALWAYS A DAY LATE AND DOLLAR SHORT!

91. THAT'S THE WAY IT GOES, BUT HOW TO FEED THE FAMILY?

92. >> TIME PILOTS, CARMEN HAS STOLEN THE BROOKLYN BRIDGE.

93. BRIDGE.

94. >> YOU HEARD HER, KIDS.

95. WE'VE GOT TO RETRIEVE THE BROOKLYN BRIDGE.

96. UH, I GOT TO TAKE THIS.

97. JANINE, I'M DOING THE SHOW.

98. I TOLD YOU WE'D TALK ABOUT IT LATER.

99. >> I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT LATER.

100. >> WELL, I HAVE MORE TO SAY.

101. >> NO, NOW.

102. >> NO, NOT NOW.

103. YOU WANT ME TO LOSE MY JOB?

104. >> I DON'T CARE.

105. >> OH, NICE.

106. HE'S THERE NOW, ISN'T HE?

107. YOU WHORE!

108. WELL, THEN I WANT MY JACKET BACK!

109. >> NO WAY.

110. >> YES, WAY!

111. IT'S MY JACKET!

112. >> IT WAS A GIFT!

113. >> NO, A GIFT IS SOMETHING YOU GIVE SOMEONE YOU LOVE, YOU DUMB

114. BITCH!

115. UH, HEY, KIDS.

116. UH, THAT WAS THE CHIEF AGAIN, AND SHE SAID SHE MADE A MISTAKE.

117. CARMEN DIDN'T STEAL THE BROOKLYN BRIDGE AFTER ALL.

118. LEATHER JACKET, AND WE NEED YOUR

119. HELP TO GET IT BACK.

120. SO, ARE YOU WITH ME?

121. >> WHAT'S SO MAG— >> AND WE'RE OFF!

122. >> AREN'T WE SUPPOSED TO BE ANSWERING QUESTIONS?

123. >> I'LL GIVE YOU A QUESTION —

124. RUIN MY LIFE?

125. DON'T KNOW?

126. TRICK QUESTION!

127. OF MY LIFE!

128. IS THIS FRANKLIN STREET?

129. YOU WHORE!

130. I LOVED YOU!

131. AND YOU IT ALL UP.

132. MEANT SOMETHING, STUPID.

133. LOVED ME.

134. WHAT WAS THAT DAY, KIDS?

135. >> Together: NOVEMBER 8th.

136. >> NOVEMBER 8th.

137. 3 POINTS FOR YOU, KIDS.

138. FIRST START USING POLES, SUSAN?

139. >> 1878.

140. >> BINGO!

141. HOORAY!

142. CARMEN IS SAFE.

143. >> WHERE ARE — >> I ASK THE QUESTIONS!

144. >> I-I-I-I SWEAR IT HAPPENED IN BATTLE.

145. >> HI! WHAT'S UP?

146. KONNICHIWA! BIENVENU!

147. I'M ENTREPRENEUR AND ALLEGED RAPIST JOE FRANCIS.

148. WHEN I STARTED "GIRLS GONE WILD," I HAD NO IDEA THAT 10

149. WOULD LEAVE ME SO DESENSITIZED.

150. BUT LOOK — DON'T FEEL A THING!

151. ANYWAY, MY QUEST TO ACHIEVE AN

152. TERRITORY, AND NOW YOU CAN COME ALONG FOR THE RIDE.

153. OHH HO HO!

154. HURTS SO GOOD!

155. >> WE HAVE SUCH SIGHTS TO SHOW YOU.

156. >> AND THE "GIRLS GONE WILD" CAMERAS CATCH IT ALL.

157. YOU WON'T BELIEVE HOW FAR THESE GIRLS ARE WILLING TO GO.

158. YOU'RE 18, RIGHT?

159. >> YEAH, SURE!

160. WHOO!

161. I WANT TO BE POPULAR!

162. >> THE CENOBITES HAVE USED UP

163. EARTH, BUT THEY'VE NEVER DONE ANYTHING LIKE THIS.

164. JEALOUS? ORDER NOW!

165. >> HYAH!

166. RAH!

167. >> DRAC, WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?

168. HALF THE DAY IS GONE!

169. >> UGH, I WAS ON A STAKEOUT.

170. >> WELL, WE'VE GOT A SITUATION.

171. THREAT, BUT OUR SUSPECT'S NOT

172. TALKING.

173. >> LEAVE ME ALONE WITH HIM.

174. I'LL FIND OUT WHAT HE KNOWS.

175. >> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

176. L-LISTEN. LISTEN.

177. I'VE CHANGED MY MIND.

178. I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT THE TERRORISTS AND THEIR BOMB PLOT.

179. I'LL TELL YOU EVERYTHING.

180. >> IT'S A LITTLE LATE FOR THAT.

181. >> WAIT. WAIT. WAIT.

182. B-BUT I'VE DECIDED TO — >>

183. HE WOULDN'T TALK.

184. >> DAMN IT, DRAC!

185. WELL, WE'VE STILL GOT THREE MORE SUSPECTS.

186. CAN I GET YOU SOMETHING TO EAT?

187. >> NO, I'M ON A LIQUID DIET.

188. >> I SAID YES!

189. YES, I'LL TELL YOU!

190. AAH!

191. >> THE BOMB'S ON FLIGHT 421!

192. >> BUT, DRAC, IT'S ALREADY IN THE AIR!

193. >> NOBODY MOVE!

194. WE'VE GOT A BOMB!

195. >> WHOA!

196. >> WHAT IN THE — HUH?

197. >> >> EXCUSE ME, SIR.

198. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO RETURN TO YOUR SE— OHH!

199. >> WHAT?

200. >> DRAC, THE HIJACKER'S IN THE COCKPIT.

201. THE BOMB'S GONNA BLOW IN THE NEXT FIVE MINUTES IF WE DON'T

202. MEET HIS DEMANDS!

203. >> EVERYBODY DOWN! GET DOWN!

204. WHERE'S THE BOMB?

205. >> BITE ME.

206. >> WHERE'S THE BOMB?

207. >> YOU'LL KNOW WHEN YOU'RE DEAD.

208. >> I AM DEAD.

209. >> AAH!

210. >> THROW IT!

211. >> WAIT FOR IT.

212. >> BUT IT'S A BOMB!

213. >> WAIT FOR IT.

214. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...

215. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...

216. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...

217. AND NOW!

218. >> EH? WHAT IS THAT?

219. >> YEAH?

220. >> HOW'D IT GO, DRAC?

221. >> WELL, I TOOK CARE OF THE BOMB, BUT I'M AFRAID ALL THE

222. PASSENGERS ARE DEAD.

223. >> BUT WE'RE NOT DEAD.

224. BA-GAWK! BAWK.