Robot Chicken 3x12

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The Kool-Aid Man quenches some inconvenient thirsts. The mystery of why Encyclopedia Brown's parents aren't getting along. Wonder Woman reveals her revealing arch-enemy. Drunk celebrities are revealed to be reptilian-like aliens, referencing the 1983 made-for-television science fiction movie "V".

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1. >> IT'S ALIVE!

2. >> IT'S ALIVE!

3. >> UGH!

4. THIS FOOD NASA SENT UP IS CRAP.

5. >> YEP, BUT I GOT AN IDEA.

6. HEY, KOOL-AID!

7. >> OH, YEAH!

8. >> AAAHHH!

9. YEAH, THERE WE GO.

10. I AM A POTATO.

11. >> ENCYCLOPEDIA BROWN IS ON THE CASE!

12. AHA!

13. MISS SEPTEMBER HAS IMPLANTS.

14. >> I SWEAR, HAZEL.

15. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THAT MAN.

16. HE JUST WON'T ASK HIS BOSS FOR A RAISE.

17. WHEN I MARRIED ROGER, HE HAD SUCH BALLS.

18. WHERE DID HIS BALLS GO?

19. >> DAD'S BALLS ARE MISSING?

20. A MYSTERY!

21. >> BROWN!

22. FIGURES AGAIN!

23. >> YES, SIR.

24. >> WHO HAS FOR BRAINS?

25. >> ME.

26. >> WHAT'S THAT?

27. >> I DO.

28. I HAVE FOR BRAINS.

29. >> THAT'S BETTER.

30. >> HMM...

31. >> >> WOW.

32. I'VE BEEN A BARTENDER 18 YEARS

33. TEARS INTO THEIR BEER.

34. KUDOS, CHUM.

35. >> THANKS.

36. >> MM-HMM.

37. YOU ASSUME THEY'RE HOOKERS.

38. >> WELL, I DEFINITELY AM ONE.

39. >> MM-HMM.

40. AHA!

41. >> YOU KNOW, IN THE REST OF THE WORLD, SOCCER IS CALLED

42. FOOTBALL.

43. HEY! HEY!

44. OW!

45. OHH!

46. WHAT'S GOING ON?

47. >> HELLO, THERE.

48. WHAT YOU'VE JUST SEEN IS A

49. LAWS ENACTED BY CONGRESS, WHICH GO INTO EFFECT JANUARY 1st.

50. IT'S NOW A FEDERAL OFFENSE TO

51. ACTUALLY CALLED FOOTBALL.

52. >> UH, IN FACT, NO "STAR TREK" EPISODE CONTAINS THE WORDS "BEAM

53. ME UP, SCOTTY."

54. AAH!

55. OUCH!

56. OW! MY ARM.

57. AAH! AAH!

58. OW!

59. >> YOU KNOW, ICELAND IS ACTUALLY GREEN, AND GREENLAND IS ACTUALLY

60. ICY?

61. AAH!

62. AAH! AAH!

63. OH, HELP ME, HELP ME, HELP!

64. >> "HEROES" IS WAY BETTER

65. STUFF.

66. ON "LOST," THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING.

67. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

68. NO, WAIT!

69. >> I CAN'T BELIEVE WE JUST SURVIVED A NUCLEAR WAR.

70. >> YEAH.

71. OR A ZOMBIE.

72. >> WE'VE GOT PLENTY OF FOOD, BUT MOST OF IT'S CRAP.

73. >> OH, YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD REALLY HIT THE SPOT RIGHT NOW?

74. HEY, KOOL-AID!

75. >> OH, YEAH!

76. AW, YEAH!

77. >> AAAHHH!

78. >> OH, YEAH.

79. >> WE ARE HERE TODAY TO ANNOUNCE MICHAEL JACKSON'S DEAL TO

80. VEGAS' EXCELSIOR HOTEL.

81. >> ♪ HOO-HOO ♪ >> TO PROMOTE THE DEAL, WE

82. CREATED THIS.

83. >> IT'S EVEN MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN

84. I THOUGHT!

85. >> WHAT THE —

86. WHAT'S IT DOING?

87. NO!

88. NO, STOP!

89. WHY WON'T IT STOP?

90. >> MMM!

91. BIG BOY.

92. >> YES, I SUPPOSE IT IS A GOOD RESTAURANT.

93. >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "RESTAURANT"?

94. >> ENCYCLOPEDIA, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

95. >> MOM, I SOLVED THE MYSTERY OF DAD'S MISSING BALLS.

96. SEE, THERE THEY ARE — RIGHT BETWEEN HIS LEGS...

97. AND IN THAT STRANGE LADY'S MOUTH.

98. >> AAAHHH!

99. >> LOOK, HANSEL.

100. I'M DROPPING BREAD CRUMBS TO MARK OUR WAY.

101. >> OUR WAY BACK TO OUR FATHER

102. FOREST?

103. >> WHEE!

104. >> GRETEL, YOU ARE THE SMARTEST GIRL I KNOW.

105. >> THANKS.

106. >> THAT WAS NOT A COMPLIMENT.

107. >> I'M HUNGRY.

108. LET'S EAT THIS HOUSE.

109. MMM!

110. FROSTING!

111. >> I THINK THAT'S BIRD >> MMM!

112. >> CHILDREN!

113. >> Both: AAH!

114. >> YOU MUST COME INSIDE.

115. YOU NEED A GOOD MEAL.

116. >> IT'LL BE SO NICE TO HAVE YOU

117. FOR LUNCH.

118. >> DOUBLE ENTENDRE!

119. >> NO! NO!

120. OW!

121. I'M BURNING ALIVE!

122. WHY?

123. >> WE'LL SELL MORE GINGERBREAD

124. BUILDING HER CANDY HOUSE.

125. THE PRESS WE'LL GET IS ENORMOUS.

126. OH, HOW SHE LOVES MAKING CHILDREN HAPPY!

127. >> Both: REVENGE IS A DISH BEST SERVED HOT.

128. >> THE END.

129. STORY, BABY?

130. EXACTLY!

131. GOOD NIGHT.

132. >> AND NOW BACK TO...

133. >> KIDS!

134. KIDS?

135. >> SO LONG, FLASH.

136. YOU'LL HAVE TO PICK UP THE PACE

137. REVERSE FLASH.

138. >> UGH!

139. AGAIN WITH REVERSE FLASH!

140. THE EXACT OPPOSITE COLOR SCHEME.

141. BRILLIANT.

142. >> AT LEAST HE WEARS A MASK.

143. THREW UP IN A ICE TRAY.

144. SERIOUSLY, IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE

145. PUT IT ON SOMEONE'S FACE AGAIN.

146. >> HAVE YOU EVER SEEN NEGATIVE WONDER WOMAN?

147. >> HEY, WONDER WOMAN!

148. YOU!

149. NOW, WHERE DID I LEAVE MY VISIBLE JET?

150. OH, LOOK!

151. THERE IT IS.

152. EASY TO FIND.

153. >> DON'T GRAB OR ANYTHING.

154. >> I'D GRAB HER.

155. >> GRAB HER TILL SHE COULDN'T WALK.

156. BOOYAH!

157. >> UGH!

158. >> AW, MAN, AM I THIRSTY.

159. >> ME TOO.

160. HIT THE SPOT?

161. HEY, KOOL-AID!

162. >> OH, YEAH!

163. >> HEY, GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME.

164. I WON AN OSCAR.

165. DID YOU?

166. HUH? DID JEW?

167. GET IT?

168. I SAID "JEW."

169. WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT, VAG BADGE?

170. TAKE ME TO REHAB!

171. >> YEAH, I LOVE SEX AND JOHNNIE WALKER.

172. >> PARIS, I'M ACTUALLY JIMMIE WALKER.

173. >> EW!

174. I GOT TO GET TO REHAB.

175. >> LINDSAY, ARE YOU OKAY?

176. >> AAAHHH!

177. >> EXPERTS ARE BAFFLED BY THIS

178. CELEBRITY RUSHING OFF TO REHAB.

179. COINCIDENCE OR SOMETHING MORE?

180. >> YOU'RE ALL ACTING CRAZY.

181. YOU'RE GOING TO EXPOSE OUR PLAN TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD.

182. STOP THAT.

183. >> YEAH, SOMETHING IS AFFECTING US.

184. OH.

185. OH, GOD.

186. I STILL TASTE JIMMIE WALKER.

187. >> ARE YOU CONSUMING ENOUGH ALCOHOL RATIONS TO KILL EARTH'S

188. DEADLY ATMOSPHERIC BACTERIA?

189. >> MORE THAN ENOUGH.

190. >> SHAZNOOK!

191. SIDE EFFECT.

192. >> YEAH, LOOK AT LINDSAY.

193. YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE ON OUR PLANET SHE WAS A NEUROSURGEON.

194. >> SO HUNGRY!

195. MUST FEED FRECKLES!

196. >> TINKERBELL!

197. >> THEN WE NEED TO ACT NOW

198. WORSE.

199. ATTACK SEQUENCES.

200. PARIS, TAKE OUT BUSH.

201. >> M'KAY.

202. >> PRESIDENT BUSH.

203. >> M'KAY.

204. >> BRITNEY, RETURN OUR CHILD

205. SAFEKEEPING.

206. >> 'KAY, Y'ALL.

207. COME ON, SEAN PRESTON.

208. BABY?

209. >> >> LINDSAY, YOU...

210. UH...

211. YOU, UH...

212. GUARD THIS COFFEE CUP.

213. OH, JUST DO WHATEVER YOU WANT.

214. >> HEY.

215. YOU'RE NOT ONE OF US.

216. >> NO, I'M NOT.

217. TEAM HATRED.

218. EVERYONE TOGETHER NOW!

219. SCHNELL! SCHNELL! SCHNELL!

220. >> LET'S GO KILL PEOPLE!

221. >> WOO-WOO-WOO-WOO-WOO-WOO!

222. NYUK, NYUK, NYUK, NYUK, NYUK!

223. >> OH, HELL, I LEFT YOUR CAR SEAT IN THE "SkyMall" CATALOG

224. THAT I MEANT TO ORDER IT FROM.

225. ALL RIGHT, SIT ON MY LAP, BABY.

226. THIS WILL BE SAFE.

227. SEAN PRESTON, USE YOUR BABY WINGS!

228. OH, MY...

229. GOD.

230. EWWW!

231. WELL, MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM.

232. >> EVERYONE, I'M A LIZARD!

233. I'M A LIZARD!

234. >> NO, MY SON.

235. YOU'RE JUST AN ANTI-SEMITE.

236. >> I WANT TO BE A LIZARD!

237. DON'T TOUCH ME, JEW.

238. >> GIVE IT UP, LIZARD, OR WE'LL BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF!

239. HA HA, YOU IDIOTS.

240. DON'T YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT GEOMETRY?

241. I'M A LIZARD.

242. MY HEAD WILL ALWAYS GROW BACK.

243. CHECK IT OUT.

244. >> TAKE THAT, PRESIDENT BUSH!

245. >>

246. HUSBAND?

247. >> YOU MARRIED YOUR SON?

248. EWW!

249. >> THAT'S THE OTHER PRESIDENT BUSH, YOU HUSSY!

250. THAT'S GEORGE BUSH SR. >> READ MY LIPS — CALL AN

251. AMBULANCE.

252. NOBODY MESSES WITH MY SNOOKUMS.

253. >> WAIT.

254. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

255. OW.

256. STOP.

257. >> DON'T TRY TO RUN NOW, 'CAUSE IT'S COMING.

258. >> OW!

259. OH, YOU TRICKED ME.

260. >> HERE IT COMES.

261. HOLD ON.

262. GET READY FOR THE SWEET RELEASE.

263. >> FROM THE MOMENT THE VISITORS DRANK OUR ALCOHOL...

264. THEY WERE DOOMED.

265. KEGGERS AND BEER BLASTS, MAN HAD

266. EARNED HIS TOLERANCE.

267. >> >> EARTHLINGS RULE!

268. >> YEAH!

269. >> I'M THE MOTHER PRESIDENT OF THIS PLANET.

270. >> Together: EARTH!

271. EARTH!

272. EARTH! EARTH!

273. EARTH! EARTH!

274. EARTH! EARTH!

275. EARTH! EARTH!

276. EARTH! EARTH!

277. >> OH.

278. >> DID I MISS SOMETHING?

279. BA-GAWK! BAWK.