Robot Chicken 3x11

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The Maytag Man helps out...with his life. Crystar the Crystal Warrior gets smoked. Thelma & Louise regret their suicidal ways. The Maytag Repairman's life really sucks. The Laff-A-Lympics gang faces their darkest games ever: Munich, 1972.

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1. >> IT'S ALIVE!

2. >> IT'S ALIVE!

3. >> WE WERE PLAYING WITH PANDAPPLE'S BALL, BUT WE LOST

4. IT.

5. >> HERE COMES HELLO KITTY.

6. SHE'LL KNOW WHAT TO DO.

7. >> HELLO, BADTZ-MARU AND KEROPPI.

8. >> HELLO KITTY, YOU HAVE TO HELP US.

9. >> WE LOST PANDAPPLE'S BALL.

10. WHAT DO WE DO?

11. >> THIS IS A BIG PROBLEM.

12. KIND — EEHHHHH!

13. EEHHHHH!

14. AH! OH!

15. >> THIS IS DECAF!

16. >> WHY DID WE STOP?

17. >> I-I ARRANGED IT.

18. WILL YOU MARRY ME?

19. >> OH! WOW.

20. NO.

21. >> OH.

22. UH... OH.

23. >> YO, MICK, I CAN'T SEE NOTHING.

24. YOU GOT TO OPEN MY EYE.

25. CUT ME, MICK.

26. CUT ME.

27. OH, I ONLY GOT ONE EYE, MICK.

28. >> LISTEN TO ME, KID.

29. DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT.

30. >> ALL RIGHT.

31. HERE WE GO.

32. >> GOOD JOB, KID!

33. THAT'S RIGHT!

34. YOU GOT HIM!

35. >> ROCKY, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING

36. >> ADRIAN!

37. >> ROCKY!

38. >> ADRIAN!

39. >> AAH!

40. >> WE NOW RETURN TO "TWO AND A HALF MEN."

41. >> THIS ISN'T FUNNY!

42. >> I LOVE YOU, THELMA.

43. >> I LOVE YOU, LOUISE.

44. OH, MY GOD, LOUISE!

45. MY SHINBONE'S WEDGED UP IN MY PELVIS!

46. OH!

47. >> >> I CAN'T MOVE.

48. OH, NO!

49. >> KNOW WHAT WOULD FEEL SUPER COMFORTABLE RIGHT NOW?

50. >> WHAT, DARLING?

51. >> PRISON.

52. >> OH, GOD!

53. PRISON SOUNDS SO GOOD.

54. >> THREE SQUARE MEALS, AN HOUR OF SUNSHINE EVERY DAY.

55. >> AND BEING ABLE TO WALK.

56. >> IN RETROSPECT, OUR MURDER TRIAL COULD HAVE TAKEN YEARS.

57. WE COULD HAVE BEEN OUT ON BAIL, EVEN.

58. >> MAYBE EVEN GOTTEN OFF ON A TECHNICALITY.

59. >> YEAH!

60. >> DON'T GIVE UP HOPE.

61. WE AIN'T DEAD YET.

62. >> MAYBE THEY CAN FIX US UP AND

63. SOMETHING.

64. >> YEAH!

65. US OUT OF HERE ANY MINUTE NOW.

66. >> >> OH, HELL.

67. >> THAT WAS THE MOST HEROIC AND NOBLE THING I'VE EVER SEEN.

68. >> >> WHAT'S THAT NOISE?

69. >> JUST THE WIND — THE WIND OF FREEDOM.

70. >> THIS IS MARTHA!

71. >> HONORED SCIENTISTS, DISTINGUISHED COLLEAGUES,

72. MEMBERS OF THE PRESS, BY THE POWER VESTED IN ME, I HEREBY

73. A PLANET.

74. >> WHAT?

75. YOU CAN'T JUST CHANGE THAT.

76. >> WELL, I JUST DID IT, SUCKA!

77. ALSO, "A" IS NO LONGER A VOWEL, NORTH NO LONGER A DIRECTION.

78. AND OH, YOUR SISTER?

79. NO LONGER A VIRGIN.

80. HI-OH!

81. >> WHO ACTUALLY GAVE HIM THAT

82. POWER?

83. >> LEONARD, HOW COULD YOU?

84. ADULTERY IS A SIN.

85. >> NOT ANYMORE IT'S NOT, SWEETIE!

86. PLUS, NEBRASKA'S NO LONGER A STATE, FUJI'S NO LONGER A

87. MOUNTAIN, AND PIE — PIE! — NO LONGER HAS CARBS.

88. GOTTA FLY!

89. >> STOP OR WE'LL SHOOT!

90. >> NO, YOU WON'T, BECAUSE BABIES NO LONGER GROW UP TO BE COWBOYS,

91. BLACK GUYS ARE NO LONGER LONGER,

92. DEADLY.

93. >> SO I'M GUESSING HE ONLY HAD THE POWER IN THEORY.

94. >> YEAH, I'M GUESSING YOU'RE RIGHT.

95. >> YOU GOTS TO EAT LIGHTNING AND CRAP THUNDER.

96. PICKS UP SOME LIGHTNIN' POPS

97. CEREAL.

98. CRAPPIN' BOWLS FOR THE TOILET ROOM, BECAUSE MICKEY LOVES YA.

99. >> OH, YEAH.

100. COOK, BABY! COOK!

101. THIS CRYSTAL METH, WE'RE GONNA

102. BE ON EASY STREET, AND WE'RE GONNA BE LAUGHING!

103. >> LAUGHING IS FUN.

104. YOU'RE THE SMARTEST GUY I —

105. OH, MAN.

106. >> I AM CRYSTAR!

107. >> WHOA!

108. THAT ICICLE IS TALKING TO US!

109. >> MY HOME WORLD, CRYSTALEAN, IS UNDER ATTACK BY THE EVIL MOLTAR!

110. I'VE TRAVELED THROUGH TIME AND

111. QUEST FOR PEACE!

112. ARE YOU CRYSTAL WARRIORS?

113. >> YEAH.

114. OH, YEAH.

115. >> WHOA!

116. >> WELCOME TO CRYSTALEAN.

117. NOW, WE HAVEN'T MUCH TIME.

118. >>

119. AFTER WE SMOKE THIS DUDE, WE SHOULD SMOKE HIS WHOLE WORLD!

120. >>

121. HERO, I WOULD LOVE TO MEET THEIR GREATEST "HEROINE."

122. >> >> THIS IS SCRUMPTIOUS!

123. >> UGH!

124. AREN'T YOU HEADING INTO THE OFFICE?

125. >> DO I LOOK LIKE I'M HEADING INTO THE OFFICE?

126. >> WELL, WHAT IF YOU GET A REPAIR CALL?

127. >> OH, YOU'RE HILARIOUS!

128. LET'S HEAR IT FOR McSHUT THE UP!

129. >> OH, GO YOURSELF!

130. IF YOU'RE UNHAPPY, THEN JUST QUIT.

131. >> GREAT IDEA, RETARD!

132. AND WHO'S GONNA PAY THE MORTGAGE

133. YOU CALL A HOME?

134. >> YOU KNOW THOSE WASHERS NEVER BREAK DOWN, AND

135. WRITING.

136. AND I HAVEN'T SEEN PAGE ONE, ERNEST HEMING-HEAD.

137. OH!

138. >> OH, GOD, HONEY, I-I'M SO SORRY.

139. >> DON'T TOUCH ME!

140. I DON'T KNOW YOU ANYMORE.

141. I'M TAKING THE KIDS AND I'M GOING TO MY MOTHER'S!

142. DON'T CALL US!

143. >> WAIT!

144. WHY DON'T THEY EVER NEED

145. SERVICE?

146. THEY NEVER BREAK DOWN!

147. BUT I DO!

148. THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!

149. GIVE US A KISS, BABY.

150. >> ARE YOU SURE?

151. >> YEAH.

152. >> DAMN THESE LAFF-A-LYMPICS.

153. EVEN THOUGH WE CHEAT, WE ALWAYS LOSE.

154. BUT NOT THIS TIME.

155. >> HEY!

156. WHOO!

157. I CAN STOP YOU, FOR I AM SMARTER THAN THE AVERAGE BEAR!

158. >> WHAT'S GOING ON, YOGI?

159. >> BOO BOO, YOU BEAR OF AVERAGE INTELLIGENCE.

160. [ GUNFIRE AND SHOUTING IN

161. DISTANCE ] >> WELL, G— OH!

162. >> THEY'RE GONE!

163. THEY'RE ALL GONE, EVEN.

164. >> WE HAVE A LIST OF NAMES.

165. MUNICH.

166. >> WELL, THEN, WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?

167. LET'S GET IT ON!

168. >> I THINK WE'LL GO WITH A DIFFERENT, MORE SUBTLE TALKING

169. DOG WITH THIS ONE.

170. >> LET ME AT 'EM!

171. LET ME AT 'EM!

172. I'LL GET 'EM WITH PUPPY...

173. POWE-R-R-R-R-R!

174. >> HE WAS ON THE LIST.

175. >> LIKE, GOOD MORNING, DUDE!

176. HEY, SCOOB!

177. LIKE, WHAT THE ARE YOU DOING, MAN?

178. >> SORRY, RAGGY.

179. MY RAFETY RASN'T RON.

180. >> DO YOU KNOW WHY WE'RE HERE?

181. >> WHY YOU'RE HERE?

182. I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M HERE.

183. THERE WEREN'T ANY BETTER

184. OUT THE REALLY ROTTENS BUT ME?

185. WHO THE HELL AM I?

186. AAH!

187. >> OH, WHAT A WASTE THAT WOULD BE.

188. OW!

189. > OOPS! WRONG CLUB!

190. >> OH, ORDER.

191. >> ROH! RE'S R-R-R-READ!

192. RENNIE'S A ROG!

193. >> HELLO. WHO IS THIS?

194. >> You have a collect call from...

195. >> Captain Cavema-a-a-n!

196. >> SHOULD WE ACCEPT THE CHARGES?

197. >>

198. RANYTHING?

199. MMM! YUM YUM!

200. YUM YUM YUM!

201. AH-ROOBY-DOOBY-DOO!

202. BA-GAWK! BAWK.