Robot Chicken 2x3

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Fred and Barney brawl over a box of Fruity Pebbles. Kids have fun with the Phyllis Diller Spray-n-Play. An Egyptian pharaoh builds a pyramid out of Lego, with some "minor" design changes. Superspy Sydney Bristow gets aquatic in '"Whalias". Anime and Santa collide in "A Very Dragon Ball Z Christmas".

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1. >> HA HA HA!

2. IT'S ALIVE!

3. >> BUT I'M NOT IN LOVE WITH YOU.

4. >> I WIN.

5. >> WHERE? I CAN'T SEE.

6. >> HERE—DIAGONALLY.

7. >> PRETTY SNEAKY, SIS.

8. >> HEY, BARNEY BOY, THIS IS THE LIFE.

9. >> YOU SAID IT, FRED.

10. WEARING UNDERWEAR.

11. YOU GOT TO LOVE IT.

12. >> NOW, WHO COULD THAT BE?

13. >> HEE HEE HEE!

14. >> YEAH?

15. >> HI. I'M MR. ROCK FROM FEDEXSTONE.

16. AMAZONABOULDER.COM-PEBBLE.

17. LOOK. SOMETIMES THE ROCK PUNS DON'T FIT TOO WELL, BUDDY.

18. YOU WANT THE PACKAGE OR NOT?

19. >> "DEAR FRED, I HOPE THIS DISTRACTED YOU LONG ENOUGH.

20. SIGNED, BARNEY.

21. P.S.--I INVENTED PAPER.

22. BITCHIN!" >> HEE HEE HEE!

23. >> BARNEY! MY PEBBLES!

24. >> HEE HEE!

25. HEE HEE HEE!

26. CAN'T CATCH ME, FRED.

27. >> ARGH!

28. >> HEE HEE HEE!

29. HEY, GOOD ONE, FRED. GOOD— UH-OH.

30. OH, DAMN IT, FRED.

31. CEREAL.

32. >> OH, HIS HEAD ALWAYS WAS FULL OF ROCKS.

33. >> A WITNESS.

34. WITNESSES! THE DISHWASHER...

35. >> MY GOODNESS CRETACEOUS!

36. >> THE RECORD PLAYER...

37. >> HE'S OFF HIS ROCKER.

38. >> THE BIDET!

39. >> OH, MAN, THE THINGS I'VE WITNESSED.

40. >> IS HE STONE COLD CRAZY?

41. YOU BET JURASSIC.

42. >> NO MORE PUNS!

43. >> SO HE'S TRYING TO SELL ME A

44. TAMPON, BUT I SAID, "IT'S JUST A ROCK,"

45. AND HE SAID, "WELL, DUH.

46. EVERYTHING IS A ROCK."

47. >> THE NERVE OF SOME PEOPLE.

48. >> OH, MY GOD!

49. >> >> OH, LORD, PLEASE DON'T STOP

50. HIM BEFORE HE KILLS ME.

51. >> UHH!

52. >> FRUITY PEBBLES ARE AN

53. BREAKFAST.

54. >> OH, I'M SORRY.

55. Rs.

56. >> EITHER WAY, IT'S 50 BUCKS.

57. >> TIRED OF SLIP 'N SLIDE?

58. WATER BALLOONS NO FUN?

59. DILLER SPRAY-N-PLAY.

60. >> HA HA HA!

61. >> YAY! I'M HAVING FUN!

62. HA HA! YEAH.

63. I LOVE YOU, PHYLLIS DILLER SPRAY-N-PLAY.

64. OW! THAT HURT.

65. >> HA HA HA!

66. >> RIGHT NOW, I'M NOT HAVING FUN.

67. AAH!

68. >> HA HA HA!

69. HA HA HA!

70. >> UHH...

71. >> YOU'RE GONNA HAVE SOME FUN

72. SPRAY-N-PLAY.

73. >> HA HA HA!

74. >> GO, GO, GADGET HOOKER CLEAN.

75. WOWZERS.

76. >> HERE WE WILL BUILD A GREAT PYRAMID, AN EVERLASTING

77. AWESOMENESS.

78. >> YES, PHARAOH.

79. >> BUT, SIR, WHAT WILL WE USE FOR RAW MATERIALS?

80. >> UH, DUH.

81. >> YOUR MAJESTY, WE RAN OUT OF BROWN BRICKS.

82. >> IT'S ALL GOOD IN THE 'HOOD, BABY.

83. JUST USE YELLOW BRICKS.

84. >> RUNNING LOW ON YELLOW, BUT THERE'S LOTS OF BLUE.

85. >> NO STRESS.

86. >> YOUR MAJESTY, WE KIND OF SKIPPED STEP 18, AND NOW IT'S

87. TOO LATE TO GO BACK.

88. >> OH, COME ON.

89. >> EVERYTHING IS SORT OF LEANING TO THE RIGHT.

90. HOPE THAT'S COOL.

91. >> OY.

92. YES?

93. >> UM, SOME OF THE SLAVES GOT

94. OF THE PYRAMID.

95. >> AGH. WHIP THEM.

96. WHIP THE PISS RIGHT OUT OF THEM.

97. >> YES, SIR.

98. >> ALTHOUGH THAT DOES SOUND KIND OF KICK-ASS.

99. >> UH, YOUR MAJESTY?

100. WE'RE OFFICIALLY OUT OF LEGOS.

101. LOTS OF DUPLO BLOCKS, THOUGH.

102. >> DUPLO? I'LL DUPLO YOU IN THE NUT BAG.

103. GET OUT!

104. >> READY FOR THE BIG UNVEILING?

105. >> OH, SHOW ME, SHOW ME, SHOW ME, SHOW ME.

106. >> ♪ TA-DA ♪ >> WHAT'S THIS?

107. >> YOUR GRAVE, MOTHER.

108. >> YAY!

109. >> TAKE THAT, TUTANHYMEN.

110. BUSINESS.

111. >> HOORAY!

112. >> AH, JUST RIGHT.

113. >> YOU WON'T BELIEVE YOU'RE EATING RON JEREMY'S BUTTER.

114. >> SYDNEY, WHERE ARE YOU?

115. >> SYDNEY, THE TOP-SECRET DEVICE

116. BASEMENT.

117. >> >> I KNEW YOUR CREDENTIALS

118. DIDN'T CHECK OUT.

119. PRIZE-WINNING CELLIST, MY ASS.

120. >> >> GET HER.

121. >> OOH! AAH!

122. >> UH!

123. >> AAH! UH! UH! AAH!

124. OHH!

125. >> >> I LOVE YOU, SYDNEY, BUT WE

126. JUST CAN'T BE TOGETHER.

127. >> >> SYDNEY!

128. >> YEAH!

129. >> >> EH, DAMNED KIDS.

130. >> DAMN RIGHT.

131. >> DAD, COULD YOU KICK AN ANGEL'S ASS?

132. >> YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT, I COULD.

133. >> IS THAT SANTA ON THE ROOF?

134. >> WELL, IF NOT, I GOT A PRESENT FOR HIM.

135. >> OOF!

136. >> SANTA! SANTA!

137. >> OH, MY MOTHERKNEE!

138. AW,

139. AW,

140. IT ALL TO HELL.

141. THAT HURTS LIKE A MOTHER.

142. >> DAD, WHAT'S A?

143. >> UH, HEH. HUH.

144. UH, SO, SANTA, WHAT HAPPENED?

145. >> BANDITS, GOKU.

146. THE PRESENTS AND MY PANTS.

147. >> HA HA HA!

148. CHRISTMAS IS OURS.

149. >> YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS.

150. >> HO HO HO!

151. I'VE GOT 5 GOOD REASONS FOR YOU TO SHUT UP.

152. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.

153. >> DAD, WHO ARE THOSE GUYS?

154. >> KUNG FU LEGENDS.

155. THAT'S THE LITTLE DRUMMER BOY,

156. DEMONS MOST FOUL; THE NUTCRACKER, WHO KNOWS OVER 100

157. ATTACKS; AND COMPOSITE SANTA

158. CLAUS, WHO LOOKS LIKE 1/2 SANTA AND 1/2 FROSTY THE SNOWMAN.

159. >> WHAT ARE COMPOSITE SANTA'S POWERS?

160. >> I DON'T KNOW, BUT HE FREAKS ME RIGHT THE OUT.

161. >> INTRUDERS.

162. >> I WILL CONJURE A DEMON WITH MY MAGICAL DRUM.

163. HA HA HA!

164. >> SPIRIT BALL!

165. >> KAMEHAMEHA!

166. >> HOLY!

167. >> I'LL GET THIS ONE, DAD.

168. YOU'RE NOT SO TOUGH.

169. >> TESTICLE ATTACK NUMBER 49!

170. >> OW! MY DRAGON BALL.

171. >> OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...

172. >> OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...

173. SUGEI MAKO!

174. >> OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...

175. >> OK. I GOT NOTHING.

176. OH! TEMPERATURES OVER 32 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT—MY ONLY WEAKNESS.

177. >> WE... DID IT.

178. >> FOOLS.

179. >> MRS. SANTA?

180. >> THAT'S RIGHT.

181. ATTACK ON CHRISTMAS IS ME.

182. >> BUT WHY?

183. >> IT ALL STARTED AT THE NORTH POLE.

184. HEADACHES.

185. >> MRS. CLAUS, ARE YOU OK?

186. >> WAAH!

187. AT FIRST, I THOUGHT IT WAS MERELY MY PERIOD, BUT THAT WAS

188. NOT THE CASE, AS I HIT MENOPAUSE CENTURIES AGO.

189. EVOLUTIONARY CHANGE IN ME.

190. NOW I WANT REVENGE.

191. YEEAGH!

192. >> DARLING, NO!

193. >> HA HA! HA HA!

194. >> AAH!

195. >> GOHAN AND I NEED A MINUTE TO REST.

196. IT'S UP TO YOU FOR NOW.

197. >> I THINK ONE OF THEM POPPED.

198. >> IT'S PAYBACK TIME.

199. LET'S BEAT HER UP SO BAD, HER KIDS WILL INHERIT THE BRUISES.

200. >> YEAH. WE'LL HIT HER SO HARD, SHE'LL STARVE TO DEATH ROLLING.

201. >> SHE'S SO UGLY, WE'LL PUSH HER

202. BISCUITS.

203. >> SHE'S SO BLACK, WHEN SHE GO TO NIGHT SCHOOL, TEACHER MARK

204. HER ABSENT.

205. >> THAT'S STILL MY WIFE, GUYS.

206. >> KILL!

207. >> OH. YOUR NOSE SHOOTS LASERS?

208. >> YOU DIDN'T THINK THERE WAS A REASON IT GLOWS RED?

209. WHAT DOES YOURS SHOOT?

210. >> PBBT!

211. >> EW! TO THINK, I WANTED TO PLAY YOUR GAMES.

212. >> RR! RR!

213. RRAAGH!

214. >> SHE'S GROWN TOO GIGANTIC AND UNSTABLE.

215. WOMEN. AM I RIGHT, FELLAS?

216. >> THE TENKA'ICHI BUDOKAI IS FINALLY COMPLETE.

217. >> WHAT THE ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

218. WAS THAT EVEN ENGLISH?

219. WHAT HAPPENED TO MY WIFE?

220. OHH, THIS IS THE LAST TIME I BRING PRESENTS TO JAPAN.

221. >> ♪ BUCK BUCK BUCK

222. [CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL

223. —www.ncicap.org—] BA-KAW!

224. >> BUCK.

225. SIT, UBU. SIT.

226. BAD DOG.