Robot Chicken 2x20

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Vince Vaughn presents his new hit show, "Vince Vaughn Bangs Your Mom." Meet Casper's brother, "Jasper, the Douchebag Ghost." Ninjas compete in a game show. A nerd gives us a much-needed lesson on Gobots. The cast of Sesame Street deals with a viral outbreak when Big Bird catches the bird flu. A robot learns what it means to be alive. Robot Chicken holds a telethon that goes horribly awry.

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1. >>

2. >> IT'S ALIVE!

3. >> IT'S ALIVE!

4. >> HELLO, "ROBOT CHICKEN."

5. EXTREME DISPLEASURE.

6. ATTEMPT AT HUMOR.

7. WATCH AND LEARN, JERKS.

8. FIRST OF ALL, GOBOTS DO NOT LIVE IN HOUSES.

9. SECOND OF ALL, GOBOTS DO NOT MASTURBATE, IF THAT IS INDEED

10. WHAT YOU ARE IMPLYING.

11. >> SCOOTER?

12. >> DON'T COME IN!

13. >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE?

14. >> DON'T COME IN!

15. DON'T COME IN!

16. >> THIS IS NOT A HILARIOUS CIRCUMSTANCE.

17. LIVED THROUGH IT CAN TELL YOU.

18. >> SO...

19. LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.

20. YOU'RE A HELICOPTER AND YOUR NAME IS COP-TUR?

21. >> YES.

22. >> LAME.

23. >> TURBO IS A GOOD GOBOT AND COP-TUR IS A RENEGADE GOBOT.

24. SUCH.

25. ALSO, COP-TUR WAS ONLY HIS LAME AMERICAN NAME.

26. ORIGINATED IN JAPAN IN 1981,

27. COP-TUR'S NAME WAS GYRO ROBO.

28. RE-DUBBING THIS SCENE.

29. >> SO, I HEAR YOUR NAME IS GYRO ROBO.

30. >> CORRECT.

31. >> THAT IS VERY NOT LAME.

32. >> I WON'T EVEN DIGNIFY THIS

33. SCENE WITH MY ANALYSIS.

34. "ROBOT CHICKEN" HAS SCREWED THE

35. MAGNIFICENT WORLD OF THE GOBOTS.

36. PLEASE GO TO HELL.

37. >> DANIEL?

38. COME GET YOUR SUPPER, HONEY!

39. >> MOM, I YOU MY NAME WAS GYRO ROBO!

40. >> OH, SORRY, GYRO ROBO.

41. >> YEAH.

42. THAT'S MORE LIKE IT.

43. >> YOU ARE GOING TOO FAST!

44. PULL OVER IMMEDIATELY!

45. >> >> KONNICHIWA,

46. AND WELCOME TO "NINJA STARS."

47. TONIGHT WE'LL SEE REAL LIVE

48. EFFECTIVE ASSASSIN.

49. NORBERT, CORPORATE ACCOUNTANT.

50. CONTESTANT CAN DO.

51. >> HYAY!

52. >> >> HO, HO!

53. FANTASTIC!

54. LET'S GO TO OUR PANEL OF JUDGES.

55. >> NICE MOVES.

56. I GIVE HIM A 10.

57. >> DAN NORBERT LOOK PRETTY DEAD.

58. 9.5.

59. >> I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M HERE.

60. I DON'T KNOW THE FIRST THING ABOUT MARTIAL ARTS.

61. 6.5.

62. >> >> SORRY, FOLKS.

63. BACKSTAGE.

64. GOOD NIGHT.

65. >> HERE COMES THE YUM-YUM TRAIN RIGHT INTO THE STATION.

66. >> >> TOOT, TOOT!

67. YUM-YUM EXPRESS COMIN' THROUGH!

68. TOOT, TOOT!

69. NEXT STOP TUMMY LAND!

70. OH, NO!

71. THE BRIDGE IS CLOSED!

72. FULL REVERSE ENGINES!

73. SLAM ON THE BRAKES!

74. COME ON, WOMEN AND CHILDREN FIRST!

75. OH, DEAR GOD!

76. COMING TO AN END!

77. CRASH!

78. FORWARD.

79. WINDOWS!

80. RACK!

81. CHILDREN'S FACES ARE TRAMPLED IN PANIC!

82. ON FILTH!

83. IT'S CARNAGE!

84. BLOODY CARNAGE!

85. PEOPLE DEMAND TO KNOW WHY!

86. LIKE THIS TO HAPPEN?

87. OH, THE HUMANITY!

88. >> >> TOOT, TOOT!

89. HERE COMES THE YUM-YUM TRAIN.

90. >> AAH!

91. >> SHE'LL HAVE THE CHEF SALAD, AND I'LL HAVE...

92. I'LL HAVE THE STEAK.

93. >> YEAH, YEAH.

94. YOU BETTER ORDER THE STEAK, PUNK.

95. DON'T WANT NONE OF THIS, BITCH!

96. OFF.

97. I'M GONNA GO CLACK-CLACK ALL UP IN YOUR FACE, MOTHER—

98. >> HI, THERE.

99. "VINCE VAUGHN BANGS YOUR MOM."

100. IN THIS SHOW, I MEET UP WITH YOUR MOM, AND I BUST HER ASS

101. LIKE A LOOTER IN A RIOT.

102. TODAY...

103. YOUR MOM.

104. >> >> NOW, BEFORE I TAKE YOUR MOM

105. BEHIND THIS CURTAIN, I'D LIKE TO

106. FINE LADY.

107. SHE'S 45 YEARS YOUNG, LOVES MUSEUMS, AND DOES THIS THING

108. A—WELL, WOULD MAKE A RABBI EAT

109. PORK.

110. THAT'S ALL FOR TODAY.

111. MOM'S CHIMNEY LIKE MARY POPPINS.

112. CHIM-CHIM CHEEROO!

113. TOODLES.

114. >> BOY, BEING A SOCK PUPPET REALLY SUCKS, HUH?

115. >> YEAH.

116. PUPPETMASTER IS A 14-YEAR-OLD

117. EVERY NIGHT.

118. >> HA HA HA.

119. >> OH!

120. I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA BLOW CHUNKS OF BIRDSEED!

121. >> OH, NO!

122. BIG BIRD HAS THE BIRD FLU.

123. >> THE WORD OF THE DAY IS "QUARANTINE."

124. Q-U-A-R-A-N-T-I-N-E.

125. QUARANTINE.

126. >> SNUFFELUPPAGUS?

127. IS THAT YOU?

128. >> OH, HE MUST BE HALLUCINATING.

129. >> HI, BIRD.

130. I'M SO SORRY YOU'RE SICK.

131. >> I'M SCARED, SNUFFY.

132. THANK GOD YOU CAN'T GET IT SINCE YOUR NOT REAL.

133. >> YEAH.

134. >> ONE VACCINE.

135. AH AH AH!

136. TWO VACCINES.

137. AH AH AH!

138. >> ♪ ONE OF THESE KIDS

139. ONE OF THESE KIDS IS DEAD ♪ >> TODAY'S EPISODE BROUGHT TO

140. YOU BY THE LETTERS C.D.C.

141. >> AND NOW...

142. A MESSAGE FROM THE BEES.

143. >> HEY, BOYS AND GIRLS.

144. REMEMBER TO BE YOURSELF!

145. AND DON'T WITH US OR WE'LL STING YOU ALL AT ONCE

146. AND KILL YOU.

147. AH, PROJAC, YOU'RE A GIFT TO FORMER MAD

148. SCIENTISTS EVERYWHERE.

149. WITH YOUR HELP, I'LL USE MY INVENTIONS FOR GOOD.

150. RIGHT, BOYS?

151. >> I LIVE!

152. THIS IS AWESOME!

153. I'M ALIVE!

154. HA HA!

155. I'M ALIVE!

156. >> AAGH!

157. >> HA!

158. YEAH!

159. OOH!

160. SPARKLY!

161. OH!

162. WONDERS!

163. >> FREEZE!

164. >> HEY, HEY, HANDS ABOVE YOUR HEAD!

165. >> DON'T GIVE ME REASON, SIR!

166. >> I LOVE YOU ALL!

167. I WANT TO PLAY, TOO!

168. >> WHAT A GREAT GAME!

169. I WIN!

170. >> >> LOOK AT YOU.

171. I HAVEN'T SEEN ANYTHING SO ADORABLE IN ALL MY 20 MINUTES OF

172. LIFE.

173. COME HERE, YOU!

174. HA HA!

175. >> WELL, BOYS, I HOPE YOU— OH, MY GOD!

176. >> FREEZE, COP-KILLER!

177. >> WHAT—NO!

178. >> DON'T GIVE ME ANOTHER REASON!

179. >> DROP IT!

180. >> VANAX.

181. GET YOUR SMILE BACK,

182. GIANT ROBOTS.

183. >> HO, HO, HO!

184. >> OH, HEY THERE, CASPER.

185. >> HA HA!

186. >> HEY!

187. >> SOMEONE CALL U.P.S.

188. THERE'S A SMALL PACKAGE THAT NEEDS TO BE DELIVERED.

189. >> I THOUGHT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE A FRIENDLY GHOST.

190. >> IDIOT!

191. I'M HIS BROTHER JASPER, THE DOUCHE BAG GHOST!

192. >> ♪ JASPER

193. HE'LL CALL YOU NAMES

194. HE'LL ALWAYS SAY... ♪ >> YOU!

195. >> ♪ AND... ♪ >> LICK MY SACK, YOU FAIRY!

196. >> ♪ HE'S SO DAMN CRUDE

197. JASPER, THE DOUCHE BAG GHOST ♪ >> WE WILL ALL MISS ANNIE.

198. PLACE.

199. >> >> OH, GRANDMA!

200. I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE ALIVE!

201. >> AAW!

202. >> HERMAN, YOU WERE ALWAYS MY LEAST FAVORITE GRANDCHILD.

203. >> HA HA!

204. RETARDS!

205. >> LICK MY SACK!

206. >> I'LL TAKE A COKE.

207. >> PEPSI OK?

208. >> HELL, NO!

209. THIS PLACE SUCKS, YOU WHORE!

210. >> THAT'S ALL THAT'S LEFT OF HIM—POOR BASTARD.

211. >> THE SUBJECT DIED OF NATURAL— NATURAL CAUSES.

212. >> WELCOME BACK, EVERYONE.

213. I'M STILL "ROBOT CHICKEN" EXECUTIVE PRODUCER SETH GREEN.

214. >> AND I'M STILL EXECUTIVE PRODUCER MATT SENREICH.

215. >> NOT ENOUGH OF YOU HAVE BEEN

216. A THIRD SEASON.

217. BUT WE'RE GONNA CHANGE ALL THAT RIGHT NOW.

218. GOLDSTEIN, BRING OUT THAT

219. ADORABLE PUPPY.

220. SO, LISTEN CAREFULLY...

221. IF YOU GUYS DON'T CALL THE

222. SCREEN RIGHT NOW, MATT HERE IS GONNA SHOTGUN-BLAST KNUCKLES'

223. BRAINS ALL OVER THE GROUND.

224. YOU GOT IT?

225. SO, START CALLING, BITCHES.

226. WE'RE NOT KIDDING.

227. !

228. WHOA, WHAT THE?

229. >> SORRY.

230. MY FINGER SLIPPED.

231. MY BAD.

232. >> I THOUGHT WE WEREN'T GONNA KILL THE DOG?

233. >> DUDE, IT SLIPPED.

234. I'M SORRY.

235. >> WOW.

236. OK, UM...

237. LET'S...

238. UH, LET'S HAVE CO-HEAD WRITER

239. MONKEY.

240. MATT, YOU REALLY GOTTA BE CAREFUL, OK, MAN?

241. >> OK, OK.

242. >> ARNOLD, ARNOLD!

243. IT'S OK, IT'S OK.

244. IT'S OK.

245. SHH.

246. IT'S OK, BUDDY, IT'S OK.

247. COME HERE.

248. IT'S OK.

249. OK, NOW LET'S GET SOME PHONE

250. MATT, WHAT THE HELL?

251. >> SOMEBODY PUT VASELINE ON THIS TRIGGER.

252. >> DUDE, I PUT A $10,000 DEPOSIT DOWN ON THAT MONKEY!

253. I'M NOT GONNA GET THAT BACK.

254. >> I'M REALLY, REALLY SORRY.

255. >> GIVE ME THE GUN.

256. >> NO!

257. >> GIVE ME IT!

258. >> NO!

259. LET GO!

260. >> MATT, GIVE ME IT—

261. >> OH, HELLO!

262. >> MATT!

263. YOU SHOT THE BLOOPERS HOST!

264. >> SETH, LISTEN!

265. THEY LIKE THE VIOLENCE.

266. WE NEED MORE VIOLENCE!

267. >> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, MATT!

268. THAT'S OUR FRIEND TOM!

269. HE'S—WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

270. WE—WE CAN'T HAVE A THIRD SEASON IF WE DON'T HAVE ANY WRITERS!

271. >> THEY LOVE US!

272. VIOLENCE!

273. RATINGS!

274. COME ON!

275. HIGHER RATINGS!

276. >> HA HA HA—

277. >> HA HA HA.

278. [CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL

279. —www.ncicap.org—] >> BUCK.

280. >> UH...

281. I'M...

282. I'M HERE TO PICK UP THE MONKEY?

283. HELLO?