Robot Chicken 2x12

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Meet Cork, America's first mentally-challenged crime sleuth! The legendary Krakken sea monster learns freedom isn't all it's "krak-ed" up to be. "Weird Al" Yankovic's "Weasel Stomping Day" gets a Robot Chicken music video treatment! The wishes of children come true, with dire results. The crew of the Starship Enterprise faces their gravest foe yet - themselves!

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1. ROBOT CHICKEN 35 "THE MUNNERY" [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY

2. TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]

3. >> IT'S ALIVE!

4. >> HEH HEH HEH HEH!

5. >> MOM! I FOUND DAD!

6. >> THE UNITED STATES NAVY,

7. LOW RECRUITMENT.

8. SO REMEMBER "DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL"?

9. NOW WE'RE MORE "DON'T ASK" THAN EVER BEFORE.

10. WHEN THEY WRITE YOUR LIFE STORY, WILL ANYONE WANT TO READ IT?

11. ON A SUBMARINE.

12. THAT WOULD BE A NEAT BOOK.

13. BOOYAH. THE NAVY.

14. >> KNEEL BEFORE ZOD.

15. BEFORE ZOD.

16. NOW, USING YOUR LOWER ABDOMINALS, RAISE YOUR LEGS AND

17. HOLD ON A 5-COUNT BEFORE ZOD.

18. 1 BEFORE ZOD, 2 BEFORE ZOD, 3 BEFORE ZOD...

19. >> THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME.

20. THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME.

21. THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE—

22. >> OH, CRAP!

23. THIS ISN'T WHAT I MEANT.

24. >> WELL, TAN MY HIDE.

25. LOOK WHO'S COME HOME.

26. DWAYNE, GET ON OUT HERE AND SEE WHAT THE CAT DRUG IN.

27. >> WHY, RITA, I— AW! MY LITTLE GIRL

28. HAS FINALLY COME BACK TO ME.

29. YOU LOOK GOOD, CHILD.

30. >> THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE AUNTIE EM AND UNCLE HENRY'S.

31. THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE AUNTIE EM AND UNCLE HENRY'S.

32. >> COMING THIS FALL FROM THE CREATORS OF "MONK,"

33. EVERYONE'S PARENTS' FAVORITE OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DETECTIVE,

34. COMES "CORK," AMERICA'S FIRST

35. CRIME SLEUTH.

36. >> IT'S ANICA DORSEY, THE BANK TELLER.

37. WE'RE ALL OUT OF LEADS, CORK.

38. OF THE SITUATION?

39. >> HA HA! I'M A TORNADO!

40. I'M A TORNADO! HA HA HA!

41. >> IT'S A WEDDING BAND.

42. OUR FIRST CLUE.

43. >> GOOD JOB, CORK.

44. >> NO MORE GYM CLASS.

45. >> WHAT IS IT, CORK?

46. >> >> IS IT A WIDOW AND HER

47. ON HER LATE HUSBAND'S

48. INSURANCE POLICY?

49. >> NAH.

50. >> IS IT A GANG OF OLD POKER

51. FOR ONE LAST SHOT AT FORTUNE?

52. >> NAH.

53. >> DO YOU HAVE TO GO NUMBER-ONE?

54. >> YEAH!

55. >> OK. TAKE MY HAND.

56. NO MORE SODA FOR YOU TODAY, OK?

57. HE'S GETTING AWAY!

58. >> >> YOU WANT TO GO FASTER, CORK?

59. >> OK.

60. >> >> LOUD NOISES. NO NOISES.

61. >> YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, CORK.

62. ONE MOVE, AND YOUR PRECIOUS

63. HAVE A BULLET IN HER HEAD!

64. >> CORK, DO SOMETHING!

65. >> BOOBIES. HA HA HA.

66. >> CORK, QUICK! THE BAD MAN TOOK YOUR STRETCH ARMSTRONG!

67. >> NO!

68. >> OW! OW! OW! OW!

69. >> MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!

70. MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!

71. >> CORK, THAT'S ENOUGH.

72. CORK, THAT'S ENOUGH.

73. CORK.

74. >> MINE! MINE!

75. >> CORK, THANKS TO YOUR

76. CAPABLE STRENGTHS, THIS CITY

77. OWES YOU A GREAT DEBT.

78. AS A TOKEN OF OUR GRATITUDE,

79. AT THE TOY STORE.

80. >> I WANT SPAGHETTI.

81. >> AAH!

82. >> RELEASE THE DRAGON.

83. >> AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH!

84. >> I'M FREE. I'M FREE!

85. OH, MY GOD!

86. IT'S ALL SO BEAUTIFUL.

87. I WOULD NEVER GET OUT.

88. >> AAH!

89. >> ♪ HEARTBREAK, IN THE MORNING THERE'S HEARTBREAK

90. NO, I'M ALONE

91. I CAN'T RECALL SUNSHINE

92. >> IT'S JUST LIKE ANDY

93. GET BUSY DYING, OR GET KRAKEN.

94. >> I GOT NO BRAKES!

95. >> ♪ FACES FILLED

96. IT'S WEASEL STOMPING DAY

97. DON'T YOU KNOW IT'S WEASEL STOMPING DAY?

98. YOU'LL KNOW WHAT THIS DAY'S ABOUT

99. A WEASEL'S GUTS RIGHT OUT

100. IT'S WEASEL STOMPING DAY ♪

101. IT'S WEASEL STOMPING DAY ♪

102. WHY WE DO IT, WHO CAN SAY?

103. BUT IT'S SUCH A FESTIVE HOLIDAY

104. IT'S TRADITION

105. HEY, EVERYONE, IT'S WEASEL STOMPING

106. WE'LL HAVE SOME FUN

107. IT'S WEASEL STOMPING DAY

108. >> WEASEL STOMPING DAY.

109. >> HEY!

110. >> WELL, HERE WE ARE, FACE TO FACE.

111. >> STARLIGHT, STAR BRIGHT, FIRST STAR I SEE TONIGHT,

112. I WISH I MAY, I WISH I MIGHT HAVE THIS WISH I WISH TONIGHT.

113. HOLY CRAP!

114. I-I-I GOT TO TELL OSCAR.

115. OSCAR!

116. OSCAR! OSCAR!

117. >> AAH!

118. >> HEY, OSCAR, IT'S ME—KEVIN.

119. >> OH, WHAT HAPPENED?

120. >> I MADE A WISH ON THAT STAR.

121. >> DUDE, WE GOT TO TELL JIMMY.

122. >> DUDES, WE'VE GOT TO TELL LOUIS.

123. >> LOUIS. HEY. HEY, LOUIS.

124. >> >> MAKE A WISH. IT'LL COME TRUE.

125. >> A GIANT SQUID? YOU IDIOT.

126. WE'RE NOT EVEN NEAR WATER.

127. >> AW, CRAP! SORRY, GUYS.

128. LET'S GO TELL TIMMY.

129. >> EW!

130. >> TIMMY! HEY, TIMMY!

131. TO WAKE HIM UP.

132. >> I HAVE A LASER CANNON?

133. >> ALL GIANT ROBOTS HAVE LASER CANNONS. DUH!

134. >> HOLY CRAP!

135. I HAVE A LASER CANNON!

136. >> TIMMY! TIMMY! MAKE A WISH, AND IT'LL COME TRUE.

137. >> TIMMY?

138. >> HEY, LET'S GO GET ZACH.

139. >> ZACH, WAKE UP! WAKE UP, ZACH!

140. >> MAKE A WISH, AND IT'LL COME TRUE.

141. >> JERKS.

142. IT'S 3:00 IN THE MORNING.

143. >> WANT TO PLAY DOCTOR?

144. >> I DON'T HAVE INSURANCE.

145. >> REPORT, MR. SCOTT.

146. >> CAPTAIN, SOMEBODY TRADED

147. FOR PORNOGRAPHIC HOLOGRAMS.

148. >> AND?

149. >> WITH NO POWER,

150. IS ABOUT TO FAIL.

151. >> AND?

152. >> OUR ONLY HOPE IS TO BEAM DOWN TO THE NEAREST PLANET,

153. TO SEND 5 PEOPLE.

154. I CAN'T DO NO MORE.

155. >> CAPTAIN, LOGIC DICTATES THAT EACH OF THE 433 CREW MEMBERS—

156. >> HEY! WHERE DID KIRK GO?

157. OH, NO, HE DIDN'T.

158. >> NO FAIR, JIM!

159. >> NAH NAH NAH! YOINK!

160. >> NOW THERE'S ONLY ENOUGH POWER FOR 4 OF US TO BEAM OUT!

161. >> I'M A DOCTOR.

162. I HAVE TO GO.

163. >> >> UM... I HAVE A VAGINA.

164. >> >> A VAGINA COULD PROVE

165. QUITE USEFUL.

166. >> I'M TOBY, THE REDSHIRT.

167. YOU NEED A REDSHIRT.

168. YOU JUST DO.

169. >> QUITE LOGICAL.

170. >> SURE.

171. CAN GO, OLD FRIEND.

172. >> WE SHALL HANDLE THIS THE ONLY LOGICAL WAY.

173. WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

174. >> DID YOU JUST TRY THE VULCAN NERVE PINCH ON ME?

175. >> NO.

176. >> OOH! MY EYE!

177. >> OH, SNAP. IT LOOKS LIKE

178. SITUATION UP IN HERE.

179. >> DAMN IT, JIM.

180. I'M A DOCTOR, NOT A— >> A CANNIBAL. YES, WE KNOW.

181. >> AM I REALLY THAT PREDICTABLE?

182. >> CHAIN OF COMMAND, PEOPLE.

183. SO I GUESS WE START BY EATING...

184. LET'S SEE...

185. >> AW, HELL, NO.

186. YOU KNOW WHAT?

187. ALL Y'ALL.

188. >> IT IS YOUR DUTY.

189. >> SCREW THAT!

190. THAT FELL BEFORE ME,

191. IT MAKES ME VERY, VERY PROUD TO SPEAK THE FOLLOWING SENTENCE.

192. I'M THE ONLY ONE

193. THAT BROUGHT A GUN.

194. >> UH-OH.

195. >> MMM! THAT'S GOOD HAM.

196. [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY

197. TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] [CAPTIONED BY NATIONAL

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